I Think These Aliens Want To Probe My Ass (rare 1970's country vinyl)

Legendary AI country singer Hanky Panky Hank returns after finally finding his lost songs such as "She Chose The Bear Over Me (B*tches Aint Shit But H*es and Trick)".He comes back with another lost record that was popular in his time period.Based on a true event that happened to Hanky Panky Hank.Hank was in the desert finishing up watching the sun set when he was abducted by aliens who want to probe Hank's ass.After this event he wrote this masterpiecefor us.

[@BadWolf762]

This sounds more Country than the pop shit they play on country radio.

[@robertreed-kl4th]

I was just thinking the same thing.

[@jamesstegemoeller9069]

Thank you for saying this!!

[@samuelharang5742]

I know, right?

[@ronniethompsonRodimusPrime8464]

This song went all the way to number two 😂😂😂😂

[@JimCutler]

For the win!

[@blightedgrounds]

I'll never forget when i saw Hanky Panky Hank perform with Johnny Backside on the "S%$t Like You're An American" Tour in '79.

[@KevinKlein-dy3db]

This song is genuinely what the country needs it is a great song

[@pringlescan81]

“This next song off the new album... Is a true story about a mighty strange night I had in a desert one time.”
-Hanky Pank Hank, ‘78 Tour (Tucson, AZ)

[@fredthefish6640]

Switch to 1.5x speed for upbeat country, pop, semi-consensual alien romance, when it's sped up he doesn't seem to mind as much, hell might even like it ;)

[@edwinmartin9120]

even more romantic when you slow it

[@jonasvolitsa3824]

“And now, how a linguistic misunderstanding led to a weird story between a countryman and a bunch of foreigners…”

[@MarquisLeary34]

Man, PDF priests, girlfriends into beastility....Hank truly was blessed in music, but cursed in love....

[@BacckSheefRecords]

One of the most relatable country songs.

[@joelopez3954]

Omg, laughter is the best medicine! This song is hilarious, THANK YOU for a great laugh 😂 😅😊

[@richardlaceyfield9]

Yep true story.

[@petemcgaha1133]

This was my introduction to country music, I might like this Genre after all! THIS IS THE REAL HANK NOT THAT JR CHARACTER!

[@david10808]

This song speaks to me

[@kryptism]

I heard this song at Dollywood!😊

[@thefunniestfarm4731]

They really don't make em like they used to.

[@ronniethompsonRodimusPrime8464]

This song went big as Uranus😂😂😂😂😂

[@CedricPETIEU-hh3tk]

Great song!

[@DavePlaysTrombone]

70's country? This is like 2009 country

[@noahmosher6543]

Based on a true story

[@GelatinCoffee]

If i didn't know any better I'd guess this was Randy from South Park

[@sicks6six]

This is exactly what happened to me. I could hear them talking when I got used to the general anesthetic. Every word. Their names. Where they had taken me. The whole lot. I thought it was a dream until I woke up two weeks later.
Their names are what really sticks in my mind..😂😂

[@markus6167]

Subscribed. Finally someone put it in2 words

[@thebaryonacousticoscillati5679]

Collecting cacti. LMAO!

[@ChristopherMichon-pq4yn]

That happened to me last week

[@RickNeedham]

1:35 🤣🤣🤣

[@rexharrison6827]

This is right up there with "Dolly Parton's Tits" and "Long Distance Daddy". ("Takin' the 'O' Out of Country" MacLean and MacLean)

[@Reececarlson-fq4xk]

Holy 👍 I listen to this song 100 times a day at least

[@PaulPolizzo-px5fz]

This song legitimately is catchy

[@edwinmartin9120]

in a universe Art Bell is a country singer😁😁

[@unrankedchevron742]

This isn't really how 70s country sounded tbh. Sounds more recent.

[@LikeaPaul]

This shit made my day really

[@johnpaulleslie1067]

What happens in your AZ stays in AZ. #ArizonaThings :D

[@marypittman6549]

This reminds me of the Sims 2 alien abductions .

[@rolandofgilead43]

it's Garth Brooks 1st #1 song and he also won a Grammy too i hear

[@richardscott5422]

Good song, but why does it cut short in the beginning and end? He couldn't have been THAT much in a hurry.

[@markspitz7883]

Release thisn pleeba

[@usernames344]

Finally a country song NOT insinuating incest.

[@Pfargtlboy77]

Florida-Georgia Line meets John Valby

[@ProcrastinatingPoet]

I swear this is a dementia patients perspective of healthcare assistants....😐🤦

[@FBIHank]

Luke Bryan is finally singing shit songs

[@scottm1742]

AI autotune lol

[@duchovny2]

Rootin tootin poop rootin

[@markspitz7883]

I wrote a song with that title:
Rootin Tootin Poop Rootin
Rooty toot, poopy mcpoot
Big ole turds, stanky and absurds
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