Shower Thoughts To Keep You Up All Night

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  • @parallax256
    @parallax256 Рік тому +859

    This man is singlehandedly propping up the stock footage industry

  • @YeetProductions
    @YeetProductions Рік тому +207

    Nightmares are just what happens when your brain decides it wants to watch a horror movie

    • @jeffwhatman2486
      @jeffwhatman2486 Рік тому +5

      technically true

    • @chingshady2689
      @chingshady2689 Рік тому +7

      When I was a kid I had DirectTV and I had a dream I was scrolling through the menu looking for a dream to watch

    • @matthewsalvador9783
      @matthewsalvador9783 Рік тому +4

      @@chingshady2689 ohh I like the sound of that. Looking for a good dream to experience.

    • @YA-fz9xg
      @YA-fz9xg Рік тому

      It makes sense actually

    • @ronmit-p5g
      @ronmit-p5g 9 місяців тому

      the i of a hurricane is the calmest part lol what is he talking about the edge of the eye is were you dont wanna be

  • @allesdurchprobiert
    @allesdurchprobiert Рік тому +153

    That percentages are always reversible, was new and mindblowing to me! And useful, too!

    • @parallax256
      @parallax256 Рік тому +5

      I thought that wasn't the case
      I even tested it a few times and though "oh well too bad percentages aren't reversible"

    • @pullingthestrings5233
      @pullingthestrings5233 Рік тому

      They're not

    • @parallax256
      @parallax256 Рік тому

      @@pullingthestrings5233 try it

    • @pullingthestrings5233
      @pullingthestrings5233 Рік тому

      @@parallax256 all i know is that 22 divided by 7 produces more digits then the men I've sent to heaven.

    • @parallax256
      @parallax256 Рік тому +3

      @@pullingthestrings5233 ooookay

  • @ersondaprophet3082
    @ersondaprophet3082 Рік тому +28

    “Why is a robot asking me if I’m not a robot?” Not gonna lie that’s exactly how I be feeling 😂

  • @bromeliad6145
    @bromeliad6145 Рік тому +53

    “If you had brothers or sisters, they’re just alternate versions of what could’ve been you.”
    That was mind-blowing, very much

    • @mannyismood11
      @mannyismood11 Місяць тому

      Not really you never thought that

  • @randomhuman3883
    @randomhuman3883 Рік тому +17

    We as people, are just atoms. And these tiny little atoms can't feel a single thing, or think a single thought. Simply just a transfer of electrons, protons, and neutrons. And somehow that transfer creates thoughts and feelings when put together. So shower thoughts are just that transfer occurring in an atypical matter. And this itself is a shower thought.

  • @brennenhrebeniuk9661
    @brennenhrebeniuk9661 Рік тому +40

    "The more i light my lighter
    The lighter my lighter gets
    Smokin green fire
    I tire of my wits. "
    Thanks for the bar inspiration!

    • @towardthewithin4018
      @towardthewithin4018 Рік тому +3

      You got green fire, you holla atcha boys for a puff puff give you feel me

    • @nathanjones677
      @nathanjones677 Рік тому

      @@towardthewithin4018 ERASE THIS ATROCIOUS PEICE OF CHATTER 💯

  • @cltsblckwrk
    @cltsblckwrk Рік тому +6

    Thanks for telling us your thoughts, I feel more understood, like i'm not the only one going from thought to thought.... for hours, sometimes it makes me feel crazy. But listening to you feels calming.

  • @dayanxxgg
    @dayanxxgg Рік тому +38

    Idk why this is just so calming I've been here since I was nine now I'm thirteen This beat his voice is so soothing and I love it basically a way of living momentarily living I. That moment nothing has been the same but this helps me connect to that time thanks for making this marathon 😊

  • @Crowned_Light
    @Crowned_Light Рік тому +3

    thank you, this was exactly what I was looking for. Hearing someone talk about philosophical thoughts in the background really calms me down.

  • @Kour0i
    @Kour0i Рік тому +8

    “i was thinking about the butterfly effect the other day” “STRAIGHT UP”

  • @philipmccrackeniii4575
    @philipmccrackeniii4575 Рік тому +133

    Have you ever considered using your shower thoughts as a comedic routine?

  • @lumisho
    @lumisho Рік тому +65

    I think "Where are you" was probably used before phones. For example, in the case of being in the same building and hollering out to find out where in the building the other person is.

  • @Luigimaestro
    @Luigimaestro Рік тому +3

    You would be a great comedian. I also love how you smoothly slide into different topics. It is SO COOL

  • @meowing-boy
    @meowing-boy Рік тому +14

    i loved how you connected them all

  • @randomhuman3883
    @randomhuman3883 Рік тому +14

    A square box is easier to produce. A circle cooks more evenly. And cutting it in triangles is the best way to make tge slices equal.

  • @josephmardesich5558
    @josephmardesich5558 Рік тому +4

    The bowling thing, lol. I hate standing at the dispenser waiting for the ball awkwardly lol. Especially if its co workers lol

  • @Paperclips7
    @Paperclips7 Рік тому +6

    3:00 or whenever, you can actually think of nothing, just think of nothing. it's really simple. you just can't have a lack of thoughts altogether. theoretically.

  • @FewVidsJustComments
    @FewVidsJustComments Рік тому +2

    15:37 “we have cars in the world that can go to 200 mph, but there’s nowhere you can go that fast”
    * laughs in Germany *

    • @jimbyrdiii1503
      @jimbyrdiii1503 Рік тому

      Guess this guy never heard of the Autobahn.😄

  • @pasc4le
    @pasc4le Рік тому +6

    0:10 Actually, it makes sense to ask "Where are you?" in sign language in video calls.

  • @hyperspacejester7377
    @hyperspacejester7377 Рік тому +6

    "Well, you don't always pay... UA-cam is a thing"
    Someone please tell my service provider I want a refund! 😆

  • @Poop-pt7ih
    @Poop-pt7ih Рік тому +8

    listening this to sleep was one of the worst decision i ever made.

  • @Bombastic-n1u
    @Bombastic-n1u 8 місяців тому

    I've been watching you for years, and I always listen to you before bed cause of how soothing your voice is

  • @shawnjacobs6797
    @shawnjacobs6797 Рік тому +2

    If sounds could travel through the vacuum of space,the roar from the sun would be deafening

  • @YatYas1833
    @YatYas1833 Рік тому +3

    Bro the bowling one killed me. It's so true.

  • @parallelparkdaudette2863
    @parallelparkdaudette2863 Рік тому +1

    Yes man I really liked this one. Goes to show that you think for yourself. You're not a black sheep. I idolize the knowledge you have combined with your humor and an entertaining curiosity of the same questions I began to think as a teenager. Keep it up bc you're more significant to big thinkers than you realize.

  • @MKgobe
    @MKgobe Рік тому +15

    Didn't realise this is 50 min long 😭😭, gotta come back💯

  • @hankhill24
    @hankhill24 9 днів тому

    New Year’s Day is the only holiday where the eve is more exciting than the day.

  • @Krushnaaah
    @Krushnaaah Рік тому +17

    Bro 50 minutes shower thought I feel like I'm in heaven

  • @acajunheartfulaprel6865
    @acajunheartfulaprel6865 Рік тому +4

    Shower Thought: When you tear a hole in a net, there are actually less holes in it than before

  • @zaynredwood
    @zaynredwood Рік тому +8

    As a person with ADHD, I can say that it is possible to think of nothing, albeit for a split second but still!

  • @af9162
    @af9162 Рік тому +1

    2:04 AWWWWWWW. I don’t know your name ball of fluff, but I love you

  • @Adevine369
    @Adevine369 Рік тому +3

    Obsessed with shower thoughts right now

  • @jamesgrigsby3971
    @jamesgrigsby3971 Рік тому +3

    The worlds oldest dog just turned 31 actually... which is just insane!

  • @Reesetrain44
    @Reesetrain44 Рік тому +4

    26:59 YES YOU CAN!
    its not even hard to do it too!

  • @joshuaanoruo973
    @joshuaanoruo973 Рік тому +2

    That guy running on the roof of the tall building has some serious mental fortitude

  • @cosmicvoidtree
    @cosmicvoidtree Рік тому +2

    My theory on why yawning is contagious is that you’re actually tired around when everyone else is but don’t realize it until someone else yawns, letting you realize “oh shit I’m tired, better yawn myself”. It’s kinda like a big patch of floating sand in Minecraft, once one falls so do the rest.

  • @parallelparkdaudette2863
    @parallelparkdaudette2863 Рік тому +1

    39:30 had me on the floor 😂

  • @arthurmiller6931
    @arthurmiller6931 Рік тому

    9:54 thought about this before and can’t wrap my head around it

  • @curtisgibson4339
    @curtisgibson4339 Рік тому +1

    I love your videos bro!
    I have one. They say the early vird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese..

  • @JLINDO80
    @JLINDO80 Рік тому +2

    I swear I was listening in the background and thought the video was on loop 😵 crazy how a person can talk about something and feel like he's repeating what he's saying

  • @thembambele5998
    @thembambele5998 Рік тому +8

    I'm actually laughting my ass out listening to this 😂😂😂😂

  • @Shubhi-y9e
    @Shubhi-y9e Рік тому +2

    Shower thought: You can't ignore the fact that how normal life is, yet it is so complex.

  • @haseenahashi4011
    @haseenahashi4011 Рік тому +61

    Need more of shower thoughts because I love questioning my existence 😭

  • @leolion960
    @leolion960 Рік тому +3

    "No ruling British king has ever used the internet" - Ha! Aged like a fine milk :)

  • @eggycarrot
    @eggycarrot Рік тому +4

    Sign language where are you is probably the most used in VRchat than anything where mute people exist and they don't always know where you are

  • @TrentonCS
    @TrentonCS Рік тому +7

    actually, if you wanna be technical, being born and dying are actually the only days that aren’t 24 hours, if you change time zones those days aren’t either, and say you don’t return to that time zone you actually never get those house back.

    • @TrentonCS
      @TrentonCS Рік тому

      @@Candi101 true true, but if you are visiting, it’s really only holding it back for the next day

  • @Sp00kq
    @Sp00kq Рік тому +3

    his voice is so nice oh my god

  • @idreadFell365
    @idreadFell365 Рік тому

    43:51 I just pulled something out of the fridge when I heard this and there is little octopus tentacles in there 😳

  • @DanielKolbin
    @DanielKolbin Рік тому +1

    Gotta love watching shower thought videos at 3 am

  • @kenishamiles
    @kenishamiles Рік тому +3

    Shower thought: You'll be dead a lot longer than you are alive

  • @tannermcnabb4836
    @tannermcnabb4836 Рік тому +1

    The reality TV show of flying flat earthers to space is an amazing idea

  • @fizzzydev
    @fizzzydev Рік тому +2

    20:12
    Actually there are 0 days that are exactly 24 Hours long

  • @matthewsalvador9783
    @matthewsalvador9783 Рік тому

    I thought I could sleep to this but nope everything that was said was dang mind blown for a straight 50 minutes. I can’t sleep to this… lol I had to sub and like it…

  • @Pie19
    @Pie19 Рік тому +8

    the numbers of murderers never decreases (unless they naturally die lol). Because if you kill a murderer, you become a murderer.

    • @swornimkc6168
      @swornimkc6168 Рік тому

      what if I kill 3 murderers ?

    • @visiblerat
      @visiblerat Рік тому +1

      this was almost a really cool fact

    • @tillfindl3956
      @tillfindl3956 Рік тому +2

      Except that one person could murder multiple murderers

    • @Pie19
      @Pie19 Рік тому

      @@tillfindl3956 yup.

  • @twisted1800
    @twisted1800 Рік тому +2

    The taxi never seen at a gas station comment is so true, I've never seen one at a gas station 😂😂😂😂

    • @Zeppathy
      @Zeppathy Рік тому

      They tend to have gas pumps at their shop. No need to go to a gas station, if you have one in your garage. : ) Saves them money too. No wasted fuel by going to fill up on fuel, or sitting in line waiting for fuel.

    • @jay90374
      @jay90374 4 місяці тому

      They use the same bulk station my company uses, so I see them filling all the time!

  • @OttoWatt9000
    @OttoWatt9000 Рік тому +14

    The shower thought from the thumbnail alone made my head spin! Love these kinds of videos so much!

  • @weirdalpaca2511
    @weirdalpaca2511 Рік тому +1

    Space is like the out of bounds in video games, you usually die or fail when you go out of bounds.

  • @wolfgangmozart746
    @wolfgangmozart746 Рік тому +3

    None of us live in our own reality.
    We all just live in a collective reality with the constant illusion of being separate.

  • @Outlawproductions582
    @Outlawproductions582 Рік тому +9

    I love shower thoughts

  • @o0o-jd-o0o95
    @o0o-jd-o0o95 Рік тому +1

    that is what i always answer to the question "is the glass half empty or half full?" it depends on the last action that took place. did you add liquid to make it half full? or did you take liquid out to make it half empty?

  • @ginrummy426
    @ginrummy426 Рік тому

    @7:00 I too, am terrified of dying in my sleep. I'd rather be fully conscious and aware for the experience

  • @RUGER5264
    @RUGER5264 Рік тому +2

    I’m going to watch this while going to sleep everytime I swear.

  • @ilucyyou
    @ilucyyou Рік тому +5

    Just what I needed. This is melatonin gold dust.

  • @garypendleton5007
    @garypendleton5007 27 днів тому

    Pizza is round the box square. The pizza fits in the square with room in corners for sauce dips, little peppers seasoning packets. And the pizza is easy to eat cut in triangle.

  • @truthsetfree-369
    @truthsetfree-369 Рік тому

    too many thoughts which will make your head EXPLODE💥

  • @3d_young_joseph
    @3d_young_joseph Рік тому +2

    the utensils in restaurants are VERY clean. they have to be. they use large industrial dishwashers.

  • @maverickzavala4359
    @maverickzavala4359 Рік тому +3

    bros transitions to other topics is crazyy

  • @brendakrieger7000
    @brendakrieger7000 Рік тому +1

    Thanks🚿🤯 Yes Ca$h Cab showed Ben Bailey taking the cab to the gas station and filmed the refuel🚖⛽

  • @raddude4826
    @raddude4826 Рік тому +1

    this dude gotta be the smartest person on the planet fr.

  • @Cloudnine2024
    @Cloudnine2024 Рік тому +5

    "I sold a hour of my life for $50"
    Damn that's so true. Sounds way worse

  • @dieHetster
    @dieHetster Рік тому +1

    This is amazing.

  • @adambeaudoin8818
    @adambeaudoin8818 Рік тому +1

    I came off of Zoloft cold turkey and I could actually hear my eyes blinking

  • @hellcrafter5965
    @hellcrafter5965 Рік тому +1

    As a gas station attendant I can say that I in fact have seen taxis at the gas station

  • @EverydayGworl
    @EverydayGworl 3 місяці тому

    41:26 is the one! Same thing goes for the word live

  • @Zachyshows
    @Zachyshows Рік тому +2

    A king can use social media now

  • @learnfilminaminute9509
    @learnfilminaminute9509 Рік тому +2

    Am going to take a shower and have more thoughts.

  • @i_love_green5740
    @i_love_green5740 Рік тому +2

    3 minutes in and my brain is already hurting 😖

  • @Mr_Bloodruth
    @Mr_Bloodruth Рік тому +1

    A word other than dreamt:contempt! I got it with 3 seconds. I don't know if i should be proud or scared.. o.o

  • @isaachester8475
    @isaachester8475 Рік тому

    3:23 I never thought about this before but now that you mention it…

  • @o0o-jd-o0o95
    @o0o-jd-o0o95 Рік тому

    when 2 different things are different in the same way , we say its the same difference

  • @kiro_derg
    @kiro_derg Рік тому

    8:44 stephen hawking has closed all background tasks

  • @jesseroggio7260
    @jesseroggio7260 Рік тому +1

    Speaking of new phrases I've never heard "bought a cat" before. All kittens and adult cats Ive ever been given, or strays I adopted were free. Of course they're seldom purebreds.

  • @sarasotauptoseattle
    @sarasotauptoseattle Рік тому +1

    That was entertaining. Thanks.

  • @_VanHelsing
    @_VanHelsing Рік тому +2

    Cutting a corner off a piece of paper only makes another corner if you cut it straight.

  • @Hi-kq5rx
    @Hi-kq5rx Рік тому +3

    “Shower thoughts” sounds good, but we all know these are “lying in bed awake at 3am thought”

  • @gerritson7178
    @gerritson7178 Рік тому +1

    People say: "fuck it, you only live once"
    But don't ruin that one live

  • @binazad8017
    @binazad8017 Рік тому +6

    Who takes a bath for 50 mins straight 🙂

  • @HerDaytona675
    @HerDaytona675 Рік тому +5

    Loaf of milk... loaf of ice had me dead 😭

  • @atharvajagtap1093
    @atharvajagtap1093 Рік тому +2

    keep up the good content man

  • @hungrylearner9110
    @hungrylearner9110 Рік тому

    4:02 for sure, I don't like both singing and anyone singing happy birthday for me

  • @Famezonen
    @Famezonen Рік тому

    Rewatching a video is time traveling

  • @pullingthestrings5233
    @pullingthestrings5233 Рік тому +2

    The reason you don't see taxi's at a gas station is because they usually have their own gas stations.

  • @Jay-vn1yz
    @Jay-vn1yz Рік тому +12

    Regarding 2:45
    If you've ever fainted, I feel like the thing you see right before fainting is literally nothing. I have health issues, so I've fainted a couple of times and it's either "white nothing" or "black nothing". I can't describe it anymore but my eyes just lose focus and I literally see nothing for a couple of seconds. It's different to anything I could ever have imagined or I've ever seen

    • @goldenplayer4966
      @goldenplayer4966 Рік тому

      Like getting full body anesthesia, it's different from sleeping

    • @victore8342
      @victore8342 Рік тому

      The precense of white or black implies the existence of color. Therefore, it cannot be Nothing. Human beings have no reason to ever experience Nothing in nature, so our brains aren't suited to perceiving or rationalizing it. It's a strange concept, but it's true.

  • @fyndlove
    @fyndlove Рік тому

    The current King of England, Charles III has definitely used the internet. So the part of "no British King has ever used the internet" needs an update lol

  • @THEYCANTSTOPME
    @THEYCANTSTOPME Рік тому +1

    A square box can fit in a square trunk used to deliver the circle pizza. The pie slice is mathematic division. Imagine an uncut Pizza, that's just an unfolded Stromboli

  • @lancepeterson7997
    @lancepeterson7997 Рік тому +2

    Aperture, please read and make a video about the book "Hot Talk, Cold science" by Fred Singer, an esteemed atmospheric physicist. It's a very important subject.

  • @Ysucj743
    @Ysucj743 Рік тому

    13:11 sorry to be that one guy. The heart is the only organ which doesn’t receive instructions from the brain.

  • @idreadFell365
    @idreadFell365 Рік тому

    I just watched the last Madagascar movie for the second time, about a whole decade after watching it for the first time. Golly!

  • @penguingobrrbrr353
    @penguingobrrbrr353 Рік тому +2

    Shower Thoughts -- When you drink alcohol no one expects you to full the entire glass cup. Yet, when you do that they think you are an alcoholic drinker and mentally unstable or you can handle all that.