George Carlin Talks About "Stuff"

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  • Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
  • George Carlin's classic standup routine about the importance of 'Stuff' in our lives. This was from his appearance at Comic Relief in 1986.
    Farewell George
    1937-2008
    www.HaphazardSt...

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  • @BROCK-hq9dn
    @BROCK-hq9dn 3 роки тому +2803

    Sadly, he's gone now, but Carlin kindly left us all his stuff.

    • @randallulrich
      @randallulrich 3 роки тому +65

      Yes. How ironic that the guy who talks about "stuff" proves the old adage that when you die, "you can't take it with you."

    • @TheCoppoy
      @TheCoppoy 3 роки тому +78

      and what a good stuff it is he left to us!

    • @paulholmes8398
      @paulholmes8398 3 роки тому +32

      Great comment 👏👏👏

    • @TheUnforgiven59
      @TheUnforgiven59 3 роки тому +3

      Mhm.

    • @sealife12
      @sealife12 3 роки тому +9

      Lol that’s the name of the album that this joke came from “A Place For My Stuff”

  • @liberty-matrix
    @liberty-matrix 5 років тому +361

    *"Your house is just a place to keep stuff, while you go out and look for more stuff."* - George Carlin

  • @exterminator6648
    @exterminator6648 7 років тому +568

    "Their stuff is shit, and your shit is stuff!" Lol

    • @jowaness
      @jowaness 2 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 2 роки тому +9

      It's 100% true too

    • @rossradtke
      @rossradtke 4 місяці тому +3

      It's right up there with anything Ghandi, MLK, or Confucius ever said.

    • @jeromeviator3837
      @jeromeviator3837 3 місяці тому +8

      Reminds me of another of his jokes, “Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

    • @communicationbreakdown256
      @communicationbreakdown256 2 місяці тому +3

      Words to live by

  • @asdflkj2041
    @asdflkj2041 3 роки тому +672

    The way he spoke in this, there's an art to it. Even if I was reading off of a paper, I could not say it the way he said it. Genius really.

    • @ericthatsme
      @ericthatsme 2 роки тому +34

      Yep-a large part of his genius not remarked upon as others-his performative mastery.

    • @smithmartin8545
      @smithmartin8545 2 роки тому +21

      You can really see his live theater background at work in this one.

    • @UnchainedEruption
      @UnchainedEruption Рік тому +16

      That's what we call being a comedian. 90% of humor is the delivery, not the joke.

    • @aquadeltweightroom
      @aquadeltweightroom Рік тому +2

      It’s musical

    • @Bry_and_Missy
      @Bry_and_Missy 10 місяців тому +2

      He had a way of making it sound like art and as though he was making up on the Fly rather than a skit that he went over multiple times obviously like any comedian

  • @liberty-matrix
    @liberty-matrix 5 років тому +807

    *"You never know what you had until it's gone. And I wanted to know what I had. So I got rid of everything."* -Steven Wright

    • @gov3rnor17
      @gov3rnor17 5 років тому +2

      🔥⛽️

    • @ichhasseamerika
      @ichhasseamerika 4 роки тому +22

      " you never know what you had till its gone". Same goes for George Carlin, the man.

    • @PowerFromAbove
      @PowerFromAbove 3 роки тому +2

      Maybe a female will appreciate this one day, maybe not

    • @mrb6206
      @mrb6206 3 роки тому +3

      @@PowerFromAbove tf you talking about you incel ass

    • @royisdabest
      @royisdabest 3 роки тому +1

      @@mrb6206 calm down mr b

  • @phillpauley6672
    @phillpauley6672 4 роки тому +506

    “What are you gonna talk to the crowd about today, George?”
    George: “stuff”

  • @Mistamista69
    @Mistamista69 6 років тому +457

    I love how George Carlins material is still relevant to this day, hell even more relevant than when he was alive

    • @MrOuchiez
      @MrOuchiez 5 років тому +11

      Although I agree that his material/viewpoints has thus far proven to be timeless, I would argue this particular bit of his was far more relevant in the mid-to-late 80's, as that era in America was unquestionably the most culturally and economically excessive era in American history. Christ, just look at the cars, the fashion, the hairstyles and of course the drug usage from the era. Sheesh! That aside, I must disagree with one of his points about the purpose of a house... Our houses are primarily for shelter rather than a mere cover for our piles of stuff. At the same time, he's 100% spot on about the inflated size of our shelters, which is only to cover our excess stuff, haha! A true genius, that man...

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot 4 роки тому +6

      @@MrOuchiez
      The 70s and 80s was like the roaring 20s on steroids. And people think the 2010s is excessive.

    • @godzilla6305
      @godzilla6305 4 роки тому

      Extremely much so. Extremely relevant for now and forever !

    • @mouchiecat1
      @mouchiecat1 Рік тому +3

      Exactly. Now, the storage industry has blown up. Hoarding is a tv show.

  • @ShaloMEibbotson
    @ShaloMEibbotson 2 роки тому +124

    I just sent my Dad this clip because we were talking about decluttering. I love watching George Carlin ... he is hilarious. What a comedy legend!! 🙌🙌🙌💚

    • @gem-yogi
      @gem-yogi Рік тому +4

      My dad and I are helping my sister move today and my dad said “youtube George Carlin’s stuff” - so glad he did 😂

  • @hassantarekkamel
    @hassantarekkamel 7 років тому +2148

    Take a shot every time George says "stuff"

    • @Flyingferrets5
      @Flyingferrets5 6 років тому +81

      IIIIi... thiink I... drunk too muuch... ughh... *faints*

    • @ShanCamp69
      @ShanCamp69 6 років тому +42

      i think you killed flyingferrets, Kamel! (toe)

    • @MrNeosantana
      @MrNeosantana 6 років тому +25

      Hassan Kamel
      Welp, I was taken to the hospital one minute in.
      Worth it.

    • @Raving_Rando
      @Raving_Rando 6 років тому +7

      Dead

    • @englebertmagentaschweiger1447
      @englebertmagentaschweiger1447 6 років тому +69

      In that case, be ready to take 59 shots of whatever booze you wish. Yes, I counted.

  • @JumpinJAKEFlash
    @JumpinJAKEFlash 7 років тому +918

    The best comedian of all time, in my opinion.

    • @kittydream_4717
      @kittydream_4717 5 років тому +13

      Yeah George is an amazing man

    • @melvinhunter-williams1286
      @melvinhunter-williams1286 5 років тому +8

      Johnny Cage Ayo chill I like George Carlin too but Richard Pryor, is funny too. So quit bashing u inconsiderate fuck

    • @StaalRulz2010
      @StaalRulz2010 5 років тому +4

      easily!!!

    • @ImGoingSupersonic
      @ImGoingSupersonic 4 роки тому +1

      O that's just your opinion?

    • @kathconserv
      @kathconserv 3 роки тому +8

      Agreed. Richard Pryor is right behind him.

  • @delraybrewer
    @delraybrewer 2 роки тому +162

    Yesterday, my 63 year old uncle said: "her stuff is stuff and every one else's stuff is shit" while we were moving my sister to a new place and I felt like the George Carlin had brought us together.

    • @MikeSparksMusic
      @MikeSparksMusic 2 роки тому +17

      I also have a 63 year old uncle. I don’t know why I felt the need to say that.

  • @zvonomirzuboronovic8662
    @zvonomirzuboronovic8662 6 років тому +2929

    It's weird seeing him not dressed in all black.

    • @govdid195g7
      @govdid195g7 5 років тому +26

      Ikr! 😂

    • @Velldog
      @Velldog 5 років тому +204

      He's a chameleon. Look at the backdrop.

    • @marty6779
      @marty6779 5 років тому +54

      He almost fades in with the background

    • @phillpauley6672
      @phillpauley6672 4 роки тому +37

      Agreed!
      Maybe we’re not looking deep enough into his meaning for it. There’s brown boxes in the background. Could be representative of the normality of our society’s culture.
      He’s dressed in the same color brown to represent trying to fit in.
      If you ever pay attention his backdrops are always artistic while his clothes are always simple and basic.
      George Carlin was an artistic genius that understood how to truly speak to a crowd.

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 4 роки тому +42

      He actually wore a lot of colorful clothes back in the 70s and 80s. The all black look started in the early 90s and he adopted it for the rest of his career.

  • @wavyamar
    @wavyamar 10 років тому +1714

    Materialism in a nut shell. Carlin is hilarious!

    • @colinlatham7905
      @colinlatham7905 5 років тому +20

      Yeah he really owns it

    • @user-cc4kq6hl4c
      @user-cc4kq6hl4c 4 роки тому +22

      Ammar Z consumerism too

    • @gigicestone4902
      @gigicestone4902 4 роки тому +9

      @@wavyamar Well, you gotta have spares.

    • @iwontreplybacklol7481
      @iwontreplybacklol7481 4 роки тому +10

      @samplexample whonsaid we needed lights in the first place? How long did human civilization survive before the light bulb? Welcome to reality.

    • @the80386
      @the80386 3 роки тому +8

      @@gigicestone4902 you wouldn't need so many spares if there was no Planned obsolescence

  • @jukeboxeddie1
    @jukeboxeddie1 10 років тому +284

    What can one really say after watching that -- he was a talented genius but most of all, he was passionate about a lot of things that we are still dealing with today. He was truly a genius -- Thanks George...

  • @kemocali6504
    @kemocali6504 9 років тому +281

    My #1 favorite comedian.

    • @wisdumb4717
      @wisdumb4717 8 років тому +1

      Bo Burnham...

    • @kemocali6504
      @kemocali6504 8 років тому +1

      FattyChumChum
      #MakeHappy
      #What....
      Is it safe to call Bo a comedian since he's so much more than that?

    • @kemocali6504
      @kemocali6504 8 років тому

      FattyChumChum
      One more stand up, and I put him as a GOAT.

    • @richarddawkinscoinedthewor2318
      @richarddawkinscoinedthewor2318 6 років тому +2

      wisdumb bo is my 1th favourite comedian. Not even close to the greatest of all time ; George Carlin. Even Bo looks up to George

    • @ahypernova
      @ahypernova 6 років тому

      I'm sure he would be honored.

  • @SomebodyPickaName
    @SomebodyPickaName Рік тому +15

    This is one of those that you've already liked once, come back years later, watch it again and try to hit the like button again but can't.

  • @jezlundstrom7532
    @jezlundstrom7532 10 років тому +1857

    "Stuff" doesn't even sound like a word anymore.

  • @FPss92
    @FPss92 9 років тому +616

    The things you own end up owning you

    • @bobbill3594
      @bobbill3594 9 років тому +15

      No matter what happens I had that couch situation sorted.

    • @burbex
      @burbex 6 років тому +18

      Thanks Tyler

    • @SAHogan-ih3bo
      @SAHogan-ih3bo 5 років тому +4

      MC: Thoreau said as much in "Walden."

    • @hashimal3bdali347
      @hashimal3bdali347 5 років тому

      😀👍👍👍👍👍

    • @rdeguzman9218
      @rdeguzman9218 5 років тому +2

      Hi tyler

  • @jamescarter7641
    @jamescarter7641 10 років тому +2653

    I like the part where he talks about stuff.

  • @faisalal-tamimi5519
    @faisalal-tamimi5519 5 років тому +40

    He talked deeply about consumerism and made us laugh. He is the greatest.

  • @royalstarfish17
    @royalstarfish17 10 років тому +148

    This is the very best of George Carlin. His comedy is incredible. He always gets me with "you've got shit all over the world!"

  • @kathconserv
    @kathconserv 8 років тому +241

    He was a legend.

  • @hdaviator9181
    @hdaviator9181 10 років тому +34

    The hand gesture he did at the very end killed me.

  • @dealsbetweenfriends
    @dealsbetweenfriends Рік тому +21

    we all miss him so much 2023!

  • @MisterTwister88
    @MisterTwister88 8 років тому +154

    Miss this man immensely

  • @fernie51296
    @fernie51296 9 років тому +980

    This changed me so much. I've been cutting down on my belongings like crazy. Minimalism is far more satisfying :)

    • @dixoncider7256
      @dixoncider7256 9 років тому +16

      Fernando Herrera i concur wholeheartedly.

    • @SlimSoulja912
      @SlimSoulja912 9 років тому +167

      You should try being broke. It's easy!!

    • @Rambowjo2
      @Rambowjo2 9 років тому +39

      +J Jackson Highly recommend it.

    • @SezTG1997
      @SezTG1997 8 років тому +27

      Yeah don't need much stuff keep it to a minimal, all you need is yourself and character that's the best stuff!

    • @Stinky95030
      @Stinky95030 8 років тому +34

      stuff begins to own YOU.

  • @Kee2Oz
    @Kee2Oz 10 років тому +22

    He truly perfected his craft. It's amazing to watch a person do what they were born to do and take it to the unequaled level that he did.

  • @leejon83
    @leejon83 2 роки тому +26

    Best comic of all time. 15 years after his death, even his oldest material is still relevant and funny. RIP George. ❤️

  • @ChrisCarlson
    @ChrisCarlson 10 років тому +33

    Such a brilliant mind he had. I can totally relate to this clip at the moment as I am sure a lot of you can as well. Love this mans mind.

  • @bogsbinny7124
    @bogsbinny7124 9 років тому +40

    Still holds up.

  • @barbaraconnelly7744
    @barbaraconnelly7744 8 років тому +51

    That's life according to Geeorge Carlin! Brilliant man- I watch him to cheer myself up.

  • @yolodolo9143
    @yolodolo9143 4 роки тому +43

    "We have more places than we have stuff, we need more stuff!"

  • @sibsbubbles
    @sibsbubbles 9 років тому +100

    After watching, anyone else start looking around at stuff around you for things to eliminate? I myself found stuff to dispose of almost immediately lol

    • @cujbaion1
      @cujbaion1 4 роки тому

      A wife will take out all your shit and hide your stuff so you always can't find were it is

    • @soolly357
      @soolly357 4 роки тому +1

      Daily habit for me

  • @DJDouglasWarden
    @DJDouglasWarden 6 років тому +70

    Hard to believe it's been 10 years already. Carlin is dearly missed.

    • @lifevest1
      @lifevest1 Рік тому +4

      Please help, it's been 16 years and I've bought way TOO MUCH STUFF!

    • @SilverSpade92
      @SilverSpade92 9 місяців тому +1

      @@lifevest1You’re gonna need to get more places than you got stuff! Hop to it, son!

  • @Anglynn74
    @Anglynn74 8 років тому +119

    I miss Carlin, it's a damn shame he passed away. Would have loved to see what he would have to say about America today. My only regret never seeing him live. My parents are in their late 60s/early 70s and they loved him and watched every one of his HBO specials..

    • @waseemmusthapa4772
      @waseemmusthapa4772 6 років тому

      Tony Braxton

    • @huberfloover
      @huberfloover 6 років тому +4

      During his time , George spoke about almost every topic there is regarding American culture. If you're thinking about politics, his stance was that this country was bought and paid for long time ago, and that elections are a farce. He said politicians are not his act's target because they come from American homes, so why are there no people of vision in office if we supposedly can do better. He said the public sucks, and is to blame for their own political woes. He also spoke on gun control, capital punishment, Wall Street greed, and much more.

    • @SAHogan-ih3bo
      @SAHogan-ih3bo 5 років тому +3

      A74: If GC were still alive today I suspect he would be an EXTREMELY bitter old man, hardly a happy camper. NO LONGER FUNNY. Check out his late material to see where he was headed.

    • @valsan1323
      @valsan1323 4 роки тому

      @Carolann Cannuli-Denton Huh?

  • @CapMan1249
    @CapMan1249 4 роки тому +18

    How can anyone give George a thumbs down. He's the funniest man who lived.

    • @mr.gilbert2790
      @mr.gilbert2790 2 роки тому

      Wouldn’t say funniest, but hits the fucking nail on the head with absolutely everything he talks about. There are times where I’m like yeah nah, this is the take where he gets it wrong, but by the end of the bit I’m like, fuck, I can’t argue his point ahaha

    • @ImSlipped
      @ImSlipped 2 роки тому

      @@mr.gilbert2790 That's a fair assessment. Not necessary saying you agree with his point but acknowledging his humor toward it.

    • @Damesanglante
      @Damesanglante Рік тому

      Capitalist cultists that like stuff more than people.

  • @MarleneAug2010
    @MarleneAug2010 2 роки тому +14

    I love him!! This should be watched by those who want to get rid of clutter. That’s why I’m watching again. 😂

  • @StanLightell
    @StanLightell 10 років тому +30

    Whenever I move or hear of someone else moving... my first thoughts come down to George Carlin's stuff... love it.

  • @Darkhalo314
    @Darkhalo314 4 роки тому +502

    George Carlin wasn't a comedian. He was a philosopher with a sense of humor

    • @paulspears715
      @paulspears715 3 роки тому +10

      too bad he just "passed away"

    • @shreihals9314
      @shreihals9314 3 роки тому +17

      yes we get it hes a philosopher

    • @UFO_808
      @UFO_808 3 роки тому +28

      If i see this comment one more time....

    • @beatricestoler9735
      @beatricestoler9735 3 роки тому +2

      amen; will always miss his brilliance.

    • @necrothescistt8164
      @necrothescistt8164 3 роки тому +3

      you have to have a sence of humor to be a philosopher.

  • @michaelhinton2738
    @michaelhinton2738 Рік тому +4

    I was the only 9 year old kid watching this back I'm the day..never met another kid that age to watch stuff like this..Rip George

  • @alee5329
    @alee5329 10 років тому +19

    AMAZING. He was the best comedian to do it, and his words will live forever!

  • @thadrasmith8395
    @thadrasmith8395 9 років тому +35

    Love this mans "STUFF"

  • @paulholmes8398
    @paulholmes8398 3 роки тому +10

    George blessed us with many decades of his musings. What an amazing human he was.
    A modern day prophet. The world is a better place for George coming by. Genius.

  • @hockeyteeth
    @hockeyteeth 3 роки тому +7

    I remember watching this live on TV. I was 10 years old laughing my ass off.
    So glad I got to see him live two times.

  • @CathyKitson
    @CathyKitson Рік тому +6

    It doesn't matter how often I see this stuff - I ALWAYS laugh.

  • @briandonald3831
    @briandonald3831 4 роки тому +11

    Been listening to Carlin since the 70's and this is my favorite. If my stuff doesn't fit in a pickup...then I've got too much shit!

  • @butterflysun
    @butterflysun 2 роки тому +16

    Smart, articulate, funny and a genuine legend. Missed in many levels. 🙏💥🌻🌞

  • @drewwinslow2105
    @drewwinslow2105 7 років тому +26

    I'm fucking guilty for buying so much stuff. Damn my obsession with DVDs, Blu Rays, bobble-heads, action figures, plushies, etc. XP

    • @tarikay93
      @tarikay93 7 років тому +1

      Yeah, well, you're going to die someday and you won't even be there to see it.

    • @hyperuben
      @hyperuben 7 років тому +1

      Seems like you forgot to list, whistles, whips, handcuffs, Vaseline and dildos.

  • @Sparky_007
    @Sparky_007 7 років тому +234

    Damn, if Carlin were around today, he'd have a ball with the elections.

    • @joshuaherpolsheimer3541
      @joshuaherpolsheimer3541 5 років тому +7

      Yep, the 2 party dictatorship. No 3rd party to break up the monotony

    • @Enterthemind1
      @Enterthemind1 5 років тому +6

      He would have a field day 😂😂😂

    • @joser2349
      @joser2349 5 років тому +4

      i think he would be a trump supporter

    • @tallman2210
      @tallman2210 5 років тому +1

      @@joshuaherpolsheimer3541 a third party would be another head on the same snake.

    • @SiLL-E-Meat
      @SiLL-E-Meat 5 років тому +3

      ANTIFA would have been his target as a bunch of whiny ninny sissies.

  • @normantaffefiny8227
    @normantaffefiny8227 5 років тому +31

    George Carlin says some timeless stuff :D

  • @bkbland1626
    @bkbland1626 3 роки тому +15

    This is pure wisdom. We still miss you, Mr. Carlin.

  • @MichaelBullut
    @MichaelBullut 10 років тому +22

    "Their stuff is shit & your shit is stuff!" *** glass shatters ***

  • @Iggy3
    @Iggy3 3 роки тому +6

    This is my all time favorite stand-up comedy bit. I show it regularly to my wife

  • @kathconserv
    @kathconserv 3 роки тому +5

    This is one of my favorite old school skits.

  • @angelabowman1614
    @angelabowman1614 3 роки тому +7

    I remembered watching this with my parents when I was younger. Lol....we all laughed so hard! 😂👍

  • @nolanquinn2970
    @nolanquinn2970 4 роки тому +20

    I got an ad for storage units on this video. UA-cam knows I need more places to put my stuff

  • @zipeeeeez
    @zipeeeeez 11 років тому +8

    Exactly. He was the real deal. I always loved how he managed to say truth using humor.

  • @svagrod
    @svagrod 5 років тому +6

    Feel so lucky that I was able to see him live.Just once, but what a show it was!

  • @djdelugach2402
    @djdelugach2402 2 роки тому +6

    George Carlin and Richard Pryor....The 2 most insightful and legendary comics ever...RIP to both of them. The tears of laughter I have spilled watching these two giants could fill a swimming pool...If there was a Mt Rushmore for comedians, you know George and Richard would be front and center...

    • @terryfredrick5149
      @terryfredrick5149 8 місяців тому +1

      I think Robin Williams was amazing to. My top 3 are Williams , Carlin and Murphy.

  • @aliengranpa
    @aliengranpa 2 роки тому +4

    This was my very first Carlin experience in the 80's and it's still one of my favorites

  • @nowaxtheory
    @nowaxtheory 8 років тому +118

    I really need to get rid of some of my stuff...

  • @ir10031981
    @ir10031981 11 років тому +5

    same here.... I love how George Carlin candidly tells it like it is. God rest his soul, I remember listening to the radio while driving on a highway, and I was shocked to learn of his death the day he passed away, he will truly be missed, by the way he was the conductor on Shining Time Station, used to watch it on PBS growing up in the early 90's.

  • @nihad8105
    @nihad8105 9 місяців тому +1

    No one has come close to bring this brand of genius comedy no one. It take great command of vocabulary and the ability to form intelligent humor.

  • @FaizanAhmed-ys7cz
    @FaizanAhmed-ys7cz 3 роки тому +3

    Watching this in 2021. Feels more true for now then ever.

  • @enricobianchi1042
    @enricobianchi1042 4 роки тому +7

    This has changed my point of view of basically everything in my life.

  • @arthurhouston3
    @arthurhouston3 10 років тому +546

    Wonder if George brought any stuff with him when he left us.

    • @dspates51
      @dspates51 6 років тому +7

      arthurhouston3 I doubt it, he doesn't really need it.

    • @farooqihassan
      @farooqihassan 6 років тому +40

      That was probably his point. We collect stuff all our life, and then leave without any of it. When Alexander died, his hands were made visible from his coffin as per his will, so people may see that the greatest conqueror of all times left with empty hands.

    • @summerbug65
      @summerbug65 6 років тому +8

      I believe he once said...."You can't take it with you."

    • @christophercervantes5346
      @christophercervantes5346 6 років тому +1

      :(

    • @brendenk9895
      @brendenk9895 6 років тому +1

      arthurhouston3 of course NOT....NOBODY CAN!

  • @BebopHardRock
    @BebopHardRock 4 роки тому +3

    His gestures are a complete universe..... as hilarious as what he says.

  • @sheenachante
    @sheenachante 7 років тому +76

    Minimalism inspiration 😂 R.I.P to this very intelligent man.

    • @steelyeyes9190
      @steelyeyes9190 2 роки тому

      Being a Minimalist like being a Vegan nobody fucking cares stop telling everybody about lol

  • @bobsantoro957
    @bobsantoro957 3 роки тому +4

    He was one of the very best and this was one of his best routines!

  • @EphyPinkman
    @EphyPinkman 3 роки тому +24

    I mean, he got a point, the word stuff lost its meaning for me, he's a genius, it's new year im drunk and I'm watching this rn, this gives me energy

  • @BROTRRer
    @BROTRRer 3 роки тому +9

    He really was the stuff of legends...

  • @Fals3Agent
    @Fals3Agent 9 років тому +168

    stand up comedy makes me smarter.

  • @chestypants78
    @chestypants78 10 років тому +17

    "Their stuff is shit, and your shit is stuff!"

  • @OspreyFlyer
    @OspreyFlyer Рік тому +3

    One time I had my stuff spread out over four states. Right at that time I heard this routine. One of the best laughs I ever had. 😂

  • @ssas98
    @ssas98 5 місяців тому +1

    When I'm down all I need to watch is George Carlin. He was right about everything in life!

  • @tarikay93
    @tarikay93 7 років тому +816

    The sad reality of consumer culture.

    • @tylerdurden8346
      @tylerdurden8346 5 років тому +38

      Things You own end up owning You.

    • @Anudorini-Talah
      @Anudorini-Talah 4 роки тому +3

      @@tylerdurden8346 +

    • @amaanpatel9889
      @amaanpatel9889 4 роки тому +10

      @@Anudorini-Talah We buy shit that we don't need to impress people we don't like.
      ~TD

    • @ivannierez7731
      @ivannierez7731 4 роки тому

      So your stuff it's shit

  • @futbolallaturca9036
    @futbolallaturca9036 11 років тому +15

    This isn't just comedy. It's a life lesson.

  • @maydom04
    @maydom04 2 роки тому +8

    George was an utter genius. I never fail to smile no matter how may times I see the same piece!

  • @brandonmtb3767
    @brandonmtb3767 5 років тому +5

    He always makes me laugh. Every video is gold

  • @1agentchase108
    @1agentchase108 6 років тому +5

    The only man who can say the word stuff 57 times in one minute and not sound like a broken record

  • @RebelThoughts82
    @RebelThoughts82 8 років тому +854

    Jerry Seinfeld made an entire career out of this bit from Carlin.

    • @jayway8820
      @jayway8820 8 років тому +77

      +RebelThoughts82 Seinfeld's the only guy I've seen cop this style of Carlin. I thought I was the only who noticed!

    • @fortyforfree
      @fortyforfree 8 років тому +47

      No stuff for you. This stuff is making me thirsty. Festuffus for the rest of us.
      The show is about nothing!

    • @jasonblahafirearmenthusias9813
      @jasonblahafirearmenthusias9813 7 років тому +121

      He stole his stuff from Carlin

    • @diphyllum8180
      @diphyllum8180 7 років тому +80

      Carlin's actually funny though

    • @mv1991
      @mv1991 5 років тому +77

      Jerry Seinfeld is shit next to Carlin, and this is coming from a Seinfeld fan.

  • @hazem3m
    @hazem3m 3 роки тому +6

    0:17 the meaning of life is trying to find a place to put stuff.realy impressive philosophy.

  • @tokesalot42069
    @tokesalot42069 4 роки тому +1

    Very clever run bit, knows how much time he has and just runs a topic, only the best can do that

  • @deeliciousplum
    @deeliciousplum 11 років тому +8

    This is such a priceless skit! Thanks for sharing some wonderful George Carlin.

  • @tamaking86
    @tamaking86 2 місяці тому +4

    Folks . . . George has a box set video collection at his website. And guess what? The box set is ACTUALLY called,
    "All My Stuff".

  • @WickensWickedReptiles
    @WickensWickedReptiles 3 роки тому +14

    the GOAT

  • @gregsherman6197
    @gregsherman6197 4 роки тому +2

    Whenever I want to remember my dad, I watch George Carlin lol. Same comic delivery

  • @stacyward4309
    @stacyward4309 3 роки тому +10

    He was a genius, RIP George

  • @jfjvhgsieofl
    @jfjvhgsieofl 8 років тому +6

    This is a perfect skit. Genius.

  • @Sassafras30
    @Sassafras30 8 років тому +17

    This is precisely how I feel. He is so funny.

  • @TTDBS
    @TTDBS 3 роки тому +2

    This is the best video on this website signed me

  • @DJSlenderboss
    @DJSlenderboss 10 років тому +49

    In the future, we're all probably gonna have stuff on the moon.

    • @keithbrown7685
      @keithbrown7685 5 років тому +1

      We already have a bunch of our picnic leftovers up there. Then there's our stuff that's in orbit. Now we have stuff on Mars. Everywhere we go, every computerized agent we send out there... it has a payload of STUFF.

    • @corywiedenbeck1562
      @corywiedenbeck1562 5 років тому

      We would have to actually get there first

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 4 роки тому +3

      Elon doesn't have enough space for his stuff, he's going to space for his stuff.

  • @Petey0707
    @Petey0707 7 років тому +5

    Love his critique on consumerism. Perfect.

  • @denisehedden13
    @denisehedden13 5 років тому +8

    I loved this Man he was so right about everything lmao👍
    R.I.P George Carlin🥀🎤

  • @sohiniroy8126
    @sohiniroy8126 2 роки тому +2

    aaah,this man is all in one!loving this man's witty humour since ages now!!

  • @1Arequita
    @1Arequita 6 років тому +6

    2018 still relevant

  • @trollmanable
    @trollmanable 8 років тому +108

    LOL, 4th Grade Arithmetic papers.

    • @NixterTheCool
      @NixterTheCool 6 років тому +6

      The only papers you got a good grade on..

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman 6 років тому +9

      LOL I think I still have some of that shit.

    • @philomath67
      @philomath67 5 років тому +1

      That made me laugh the most.

    • @cujbaion1
      @cujbaion1 4 роки тому

      I've found some geography in my father's house, so I agree

  • @ryankelsey9646
    @ryankelsey9646 4 роки тому +4

    He's absolutely right. I cleaned my room once and would up throwing out three plastic totes worth of crap I didn't need, and I still have too much stuff! lol! Time to throw out more!

  • @MegaElvisd
    @MegaElvisd 11 місяців тому +1

    I was 12 when this came out, and this monologue honestly changed my life.

    • @paulsherman51
      @paulsherman51 8 місяців тому

      It was a household word mom conjured whenever us kids' rooms got too messy.

  • @stuvs830
    @stuvs830 9 років тому +24

    "What you own, owns you." Look at your keyring.