Late reply, but it's sort of up to interpretation. It could mean "we're not gonna be able to cover this one up," which kinda lines up with a nuke going off regardless of casualties- who are you going to blame for that? Pick a country and start WWIII as a coverup? They probably don't have enough amnestics for that.
@@sameman6884 While Sky Blue Sky does set a precedent for scenario where the effect of the anomaly becomes universally visible, and does a good job of it, there's still some justification to think of it as an outlier. Sorry that I'm jumping from two lines to a wall of text here but I just kinda like talking about this subject (and really need to take my mind off an upcoming exam for a minute). For one, the operating principles of amnestics are themselves up to interpretation and the needs of individual authors (hence why there's not a defined classification system, leaving it open as to whether "C" is higher than "A" or so on), so it's fair to say the mass distribution of ENUI-5 could have been especially effective in tricking people into thinking a certain set of stimuli- the alterations to color perception that are now ubiquitous- have always been normal. This may not so much be the case for a massive smoking crater around the outskirts of which some peoples' families probably used to live. Keep in mind that ENUI-5 made everyone think certain stimuli that are the new normal were always normal, as opposed to specifically and selectively making an obvious abnormality just not be acknowledged. Alterations like that may be easier on large scales than brute-force removal. For, uh, two I guess, any precedent set by one article for what the Foundation can do need not be followed by another. The loose canon principle could easily apply here, and honestly I think should apply very strongly to any SCPs that the Foundation "loses" to/is implied to have "lost" leading up to, such as Sky Blue Sky, 2000, and The Deer (whose number I forget), or whose existence implies a part of common real-life history was a coverup, like 2399. While it's clear 2966 was written with some generous assumptions for equipment since they have a fkn Thorium reactor, the implied limitations may insinuate they lack the means to easily nope out of claiming a nuke happened. If we're going to get real deep into personal headcanons and biases here, while I wouldn't say they're bad, articles that imply the Foundation can just dump amnestics on whatever's left of the planet and call the end of the world a weather balloon seem hard to work around in a broader canon and I've generally preferred to think of the Foundation's means of doing "field work" as being little more than hoping bullets work and writing missing persons reports, with amnestics reserved only for cases that are both limited to very small populaces and extreme enough to deny mundane explanation- ie, they can't easily select memories for deletion, leaving a potential for side effects or just "missing" what they needed to delete, and may have to tailor-make amnestics to cover certain stimuli for certain people (because brains are complicated) rather than just making everyone chug their whole stock. I think 8900, 2000, and 2399 gave them too much power to maintain suspense in a headcanon that shares its Foundation with them and all the "smaller" items, and make them feel a bit Men-In-Black-y. I find MTFs doing operator shit with off-the-shelf weapons and elaborate containment measures being treated as feats of engineering more interesting. By contrast, if we assume "too big to handle" for the kind of Foundation that has the world's reset button, employs a squad of friendly cyborg demons with lasers on the moon, and made dinosaurs up to cover up all the buried bits of 682 that were lost and regrown over the years, then this probably means that they're breaking out 2000 for this one- which is fine, I just like the idea that the Foundation still struggles to deal with, or even understand, what it can't just shoot to death, as we all do. I tend to interpret what the Foundation can and cannot do through that lens, so that may have contorted the actual intent of the author in that statement.
@@northropi2027 I prefer something between “the best we can do is shoot things and spin barely believable cover-ups” and “we have moon lasers, robot armies, and chained Gods willing to reset the universe on demand” for the SCP personally. The latter is unbelievable for fairly obvious reasons, though it is occasionally fun to play in this space for more high concept SCP stories. The former doesn’t really make sense to me because most interpretations of the closest thing SCP has to “canon” has to account for The Gate Guardian, The Scarlet King, and all SCPs connected to those two. The “fire bullets at it and pray” Foundation having to contend with that? There wouldn’t still be a universe,
@@alif6526 No, a nuclear explosion. Black holes happen when the density of an object (usually a star) gets so high that light can no longer escape its gravity. This SPC is losing its mass through radiation, so it will never become a black hole.
*sees infinite toilet paper classed as keter* How on earth did this not get J classification? _Obeys the laws of mass/energy conservation_ Oh, that's how.
late i know but you should be aware most people who make these scp's seem to skip over item classification. keter safe euclid. dont determine how safe an item is or how harmful. its supposed to be an indication of how hard it is to contain. so for example a paperwieght that teleports around the world to a random desk for random intervals of time would be a keter class object. a potassium supplement that causes millions of kg of radioactive bananas to burst forth from whoever takes one would be classified as safe because it just sits there
@@tomtomwarwar9101 Keter class SCPs are mostly dangerous enough to be Keter. I can't fucking stand when people correct that. It's like the neck beard "ackshely" meme
@@tomtomwarwar9101 I think they know that, and I think the joke was made and meant to be interpreted with the foreknowledge that this particular Keter Class SCP is, in fact, very dangerous.
@@tomtomwarwar9101 that's where u are wrong bud. Its based on both. An example of this is Scp 2006. If you read about it at the scp wiki, its containment is very simple, however it is still a keter. The reason why is IF it had escaped in the scp world, and actually found out what people fear ( instead of the old movies shown to him ) then who knows what he could do. Furthermore, Scp 2006's shapeshifting abilities knows no bounds so far. HE could transform into like say a megalodon except with legs the whole world would be doomed. Knowing this, that's why they are keter
Addendum: staff at site 117 have noted that an unusual number of Bears have begun to gather a few miles away from the site, and are approaching closer and closer each day. A D-class has suggested they may want the toilet paper, considering the brand found within SCP-2966. It is ultra soft after all.
They've got these names because of how they must be handled. Safe is the easiest and most simplest containment difficulty while Keter is strangely specific and extremely hard. An atomic bomb would definitely be easier to contain than a public access universe destroying roll of loo wipes.
Problem is that energy doesn't really exist, it's just a number that represents a quantum fields ability to interact with other aspects of the universe.
If a botanist can create toilet paper that is capable of freezing everything to absolute zero and then proceeding to create an infinitely large amount of energy, I think we will have bigger problems than the toilet paper
@@gespenst0083 Not entirely accurate actually. As the writing guidelines define Keter Class objects as posing existential threats to humanity, the world, or the very universe. So really Keter while hard to contain, it's also Keter for a reason. At that level the difference between hard to contain and immensely dangerous threat are moot.
AAHHHH! I wrote this four years ago in my engineering lectures as literal toilet humor. To see that over a million people have appreciated it makes me giddier than you can imagine! Thank you for your incredible voice acting and video production skills, this really brought my story to life and I couldn't be happier!
@@crubs83 you're right, there's definitely some kind of subtle covid joke in there somewhere, although.... It would be kinda funny to write something explaining the global March/April 2020 toilet paper incident, especially if it could somehow be connected to this SCP. Maybe I'll try to write something
Sir, there’s been a breach at the facility Call in a mobile task force. What SCP got loose? That’s just it... it was a large mob consisting of civilians... and they only were after SCP-2966.
@@quantumblauthor7300 My anti-condescending-attention-hog gremlin escaped again and has vowed to call out various instances of needlessly rude corrections poorly disguised as harmless jokes. I cannot stop it.
@@quantumblauthor7300 Hey, no worries. I know exactly what it's like to be in that position, and the hardest part is always accepting that I'm on the horse in the first place. That was big of you.
Object Class has nothing to do with lethality and everything to do with difficulty of containment. A normal button that destroyed the universe when pushed would be Safe, because it can be locked up with nothing bad happening.
@@gigaboom_9618 nah fam [data corrupted] is so much better than [redacted], but [redacted] is better than [data expunged] tho, after what [data expunged] did during [redacted]
and not after dr. bright tried to costume as a mummy for the foundation's halloween party at site [redacted] , / / / . (No dr. bright scp-682 is not allowed to cosplay as a mummy either, nor scp-682 allowed to trick or treat, just NO)
Ok if this comment was true it makes me wonder if Dr bright had anything to do with the containment breach... Or if he just likes to use it to mess with people... Hard to say which is more likely...
Koopa King Honestly, I think that they want nothing to do with Dr. Bright. But he is just as dangerous as a Keter class if they just let him do what he likes.
@@Zack_Zander It's because he's bound to SCP-963. Not to mention how loyal he has been to the Foundation, despite all the that has happen to his family in connection with the Foundation.
There's a certain level of childishness to it and yet somehow it works. It's all in the delivery, try telling someone about the banana pill, or the birthday monkey and watch the look of confusion on their face.
Imagine going to university, studying chemical engineering for 4 years. Learning the fundamentals of physics and all things quantum, just to become an escort for people who wanna sit on the John.
Honestly, this is not a bad assignment. You gotta remove 10 sheets of TP every 8 hours? And nothing else? I would take this over almost anything else any day.
Couldn't they just hook the end of the roll to an automatic un-roller that continuously pulls the sheets out at a metered rate and re-rolls them onto new tubes? That way there would always be a need for it to create new TP so that I can not go critical, lower the energy input needs, and remove human error. I see no reason why they would need some D-Class to pull out 10 sheets once every 8 hours, just set the machine so that it pulls at a rate of 1.25 sheets per hour.
Maybe the anomolous properties of the object require a living individual to pull the sheets? When you're meddling with a keter class SCP, I would think that if the containment procedures worked, you wouldn't want to risk meddling with them too much, to avoid risking anything going wrong.
Yeah, except in The Foundation you learn really quickly that not many anomalies, especially not Keter-class world-enders, have a simple solution. I mean it's hooked up to a fusion reactor as is! Maybe they don't have enough budget!
He tried to make an infinite toilet paper. Made a nuke that can be only temporarly defused by energy from all around like weather, kinetic energy, humans...... That's SCP universe everyone.
This is what I love about SCP’s you get a very humorous and cartoony concept such as “infinite toilet paper” and then add real world twists and consequences to it.
Scp: infinite toilet paper “oh cool a roll of toilet paper” Object class: keter “Ok so it is hard to contain but it can’t be that bad :D” *obeys the laws of thermodynamics* Edited because people can't shut up about me being dumb
@Alastair Valyocsik no, it means harmful to humans and capable of destruction in the event of a breach. In theory there could be a keter SCP that would be fine to keep in a cardboard box
@@foldandfray4859 No Keter just means hard to contain and doesnt link to how dangerous they are, there are safe SCPs that can end the world and Keter SCPS such as 4999 that are harmless the rankings are only linked to how easy/hard it is to contain.
I can imagine the SCP Foundations having some financial issues during 2020, and of course, Dr. Bright being Dr. Bright, suggests they use SCP-2966 to make toilet paper to sell to the populace, probably while he was smoking some SCP-420J. It would then be added to the ever-growing list of shit he's not allowed to do.
Actualy, technically speaking this one do reverse the turn of entropy, and thus the prevention of heat death. the heat death isnt about just cooling down, but all energy being evenly distributed all across the cosmos
Well it's kind of a bizarre two way reactor, using heat to create material, but if there's too much material, it converts it back into heat. Unfortunately, all at once...
*Starting to watch video* "toilet paper? a'ight here we go" ...A liquid-fluoride Thorium reactor is to be powered at all times ... "That escalated quickly"
I laugh at the fact something like this is labeled Keter, then I have the sudden realization, this thing is given the Keter level due to being extremely dangerous to humans
nah while keters commonly being dangerous, classes are only about how difficult it is to contain it. a button that deletes the earth for when pressed for example is safe since you can just put it in a box and guard it from being activated
Had similar thoughts when reading this, too. To the earth it's hell a lot of energy but in space it's really not. And 8hrs will be more than enough to launch the thing into an Earth escaping tragectory.
News: Global warming now has a solutions, tell us SCP Foundation, what amazing thing how you brought into light to keep the ice caps from melting away SCP Foundation: *inhales* tOiLeT pApEr
"and I'm doing a lecture on infinity toilet paper. I love my job sometimes." Gotta love that reaction... Oh, and by the way, if you take the atomic number of Hafnium and divide by two, you come up with the atomic number for Krypton...
A lot of scientific inaccuracies here: 1) in E=MC^2, the mass is in kilograms, not grams. therefor, the energy to make 1 sheet of TP is roughly 2.7e14 joules 2) 1 "ton of tnt" is 4.2e9 joules of energy. 3) To make 1 sheet of TP you need 64,000 tons of tnt worth of energy... to put that into perspective, that is over 4 times the energy of the bomb dropped on Hiroshima. 4) accounting for specific heat of air, if this was taken from all heat energy, the temperature of 1 cubic meter of air would drop over 200 million degrees. more realistically, this energy would be enough to drop the air temperature in a radius of roughly 110 meter radius to absolute 0 per sheet of toilet paper (making some assumptions here as the physics near absolute 0 get kinda funky, lol)
you know your writing group has reached peak weird when you have a specify that the never ending roll of toilet paper does in fact obey the laws of physics
lazytanks i swear they have a fetish for wiping their ass, the son bear shows his parents that he wipes his ass and a recent commercial had the father bear making sexual noises and is shown holding a package of the toilet paper and his wife is next to him and looks surprised and motioning like she wants to join
I just imagine co workers talking: Guy1: yea i watch 173, its dangerous Guy2: yea i work with skinny boi that kills people through pictures and cameras Guy3: i watch an infinite toilet paper roll... THAT OBAYS THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS AND CONSERVATION OF MASS Rest of people in the room: *begin cheering*
Revisiting after about a year. This was my first experience with SCP. Probably got in my recommended during the toilet paper shortage craze. Been a religious listener to Volgun and TES ever since
Pulse Fel Lizard converts its metabolism and bodily fluids to work with/as liquid helium, can no longer freeze under “normal conditions.” (Any temperature above absolute zero). Laughs at us.
is not too different from the idea of using a Nuke to kill him from his disposal logs. if it doesn't die, you end with a lizard that hates people that adapted to survive a Nuke, now how we would deal with that?
considering 682 has survived in pockets of reality where the laws of physics are thrown out the window by adapting to the new 'constants' in that area... very fucking little, in fact i could see it learning how to essentially consume it and incorporate it into an infinite source of energy to regen from or an ultimate weapon
Bonus points if you're watching this on the toilet.
guess I got those bonus points XD
I actually just sat down, good sir.
ah hell yea!
hello you have read this reply and you know i exist.
TheVolgun oof I just went
"Oh, hey, so, how'd your planet get destroyed?"
"A roll of toilet paper blew it up."
When you got to take a dump, it's worth it to end the world
The collective amount of all energy and the release of all of it in the same time
what did you get in for?
I stole some money, you?
*...*
*I don't wanna talk about it...*
“Ah. Same.”
"So there I was eating taco bell and I was told to use 10 sheets...I need more..." *Grabs 10 rolls worth* @_@
Imagine a serious scp personnel screaming "THE TOILET PAPER HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT!"
shoot on sight
Haha, ha..
That's enough UA-cam for today.
Engineer poot toilet paper here
Everyone arm your self with plunger’s
If I was working at the foundation at that time i would be laughing very hard
"Casualties in excess of what the Foundation is equipped to handle" is definitely just a euphemism for "will end the world."
Late reply, but it's sort of up to interpretation. It could mean "we're not gonna be able to cover this one up," which kinda lines up with a nuke going off regardless of casualties- who are you going to blame for that? Pick a country and start WWIII as a coverup? They probably don't have enough amnestics for that.
@@sameman6884 While Sky Blue Sky does set a precedent for scenario where the effect of the anomaly becomes universally visible, and does a good job of it, there's still some justification to think of it as an outlier. Sorry that I'm jumping from two lines to a wall of text here but I just kinda like talking about this subject (and really need to take my mind off an upcoming exam for a minute).
For one, the operating principles of amnestics are themselves up to interpretation and the needs of individual authors (hence why there's not a defined classification system, leaving it open as to whether "C" is higher than "A" or so on), so it's fair to say the mass distribution of ENUI-5 could have been especially effective in tricking people into thinking a certain set of stimuli- the alterations to color perception that are now ubiquitous- have always been normal. This may not so much be the case for a massive smoking crater around the outskirts of which some peoples' families probably used to live. Keep in mind that ENUI-5 made everyone think certain stimuli that are the new normal were always normal, as opposed to specifically and selectively making an obvious abnormality just not be acknowledged. Alterations like that may be easier on large scales than brute-force removal.
For, uh, two I guess, any precedent set by one article for what the Foundation can do need not be followed by another. The loose canon principle could easily apply here, and honestly I think should apply very strongly to any SCPs that the Foundation "loses" to/is implied to have "lost" leading up to, such as Sky Blue Sky, 2000, and The Deer (whose number I forget), or whose existence implies a part of common real-life history was a coverup, like 2399. While it's clear 2966 was written with some generous assumptions for equipment since they have a fkn Thorium reactor, the implied limitations may insinuate they lack the means to easily nope out of claiming a nuke happened.
If we're going to get real deep into personal headcanons and biases here, while I wouldn't say they're bad, articles that imply the Foundation can just dump amnestics on whatever's left of the planet and call the end of the world a weather balloon seem hard to work around in a broader canon and I've generally preferred to think of the Foundation's means of doing "field work" as being little more than hoping bullets work and writing missing persons reports, with amnestics reserved only for cases that are both limited to very small populaces and extreme enough to deny mundane explanation- ie, they can't easily select memories for deletion, leaving a potential for side effects or just "missing" what they needed to delete, and may have to tailor-make amnestics to cover certain stimuli for certain people (because brains are complicated) rather than just making everyone chug their whole stock. I think 8900, 2000, and 2399 gave them too much power to maintain suspense in a headcanon that shares its Foundation with them and all the "smaller" items, and make them feel a bit Men-In-Black-y. I find MTFs doing operator shit with off-the-shelf weapons and elaborate containment measures being treated as feats of engineering more interesting. By contrast, if we assume "too big to handle" for the kind of Foundation that has the world's reset button, employs a squad of friendly cyborg demons with lasers on the moon, and made dinosaurs up to cover up all the buried bits of 682 that were lost and regrown over the years, then this probably means that they're breaking out 2000 for this one- which is fine, I just like the idea that the Foundation still struggles to deal with, or even understand, what it can't just shoot to death, as we all do. I tend to interpret what the Foundation can and cannot do through that lens, so that may have contorted the actual intent of the author in that statement.
"Will likely damage SCP-2000"
@@northropi2027 I prefer something between “the best we can do is shoot things and spin barely believable cover-ups” and “we have moon lasers, robot armies, and chained Gods willing to reset the universe on demand” for the SCP personally.
The latter is unbelievable for fairly obvious reasons, though it is occasionally fun to play in this space for more high concept SCP stories.
The former doesn’t really make sense to me because most interpretations of the closest thing SCP has to “canon” has to account for The Gate Guardian, The Scarlet King, and all SCPs connected to those two. The “fire bullets at it and pray” Foundation having to contend with that? There wouldn’t still be a universe,
@@northropi2027 pick whichever country is least helpful to the foundation. Replace with a more suitable regime
Me: How can infinite toilet paper end up being Keter class?
*Reads that it obeys the laws of mass/energy conservation*
Me: Oh, oh no.
@@rougered580 no
@@rougered580 if it didn't exist life wouldn't exist
@@rougered580 something that can be a nuclear bomb and make temperatures go to near below zero is very fun :)
So basicly black hole wating to happen?
@@alif6526 No, a nuclear explosion. Black holes happen when the density of an object (usually a star) gets so high that light can no longer escape its gravity. This SPC is losing its mass through radiation, so it will never become a black hole.
*sees infinite toilet paper classed as keter*
How on earth did this not get J classification?
_Obeys the laws of mass/energy conservation_
Oh, that's how.
Funny how an anomalous object that obeys physics is scarier than one that doesn't.
I felt the same way about the J inclusion.... but yeah actually obeying the laws of physics makes it a keter class. Who da thunk it.
there should be a listing of "obeys physics" SCPs
late i know but you should be aware most people who make these scp's seem to skip over item classification. keter safe euclid. dont determine how safe an item is or how harmful. its supposed to be an indication of how hard it is to contain. so for example a paperwieght that teleports around the world to a random desk for random intervals of time would be a keter class object. a potassium supplement that causes millions of kg of radioactive bananas to burst forth from whoever takes one would be classified as safe because it just sits there
@@madmanwithaplan1826/videos thx
When toilet paper can destroy the universe through quantum mechanics
Only in The Foundation.
Damn where can i buy this is it for sale
WHO NEEDS ON-SITE-NUCES!? WE HAVE TOILET PAPER!
So the scp is a toilet paper power by nuclear necaousie so isnt it unsafe if it power by nuclear power
send it to space
Ah yes, Outpost 117, colloquially referred to as “Outhouse 117”.
Good one mate
Lmao
“Infinite toilet paper”
Me: Oh finally! This should be a nice one with jokes!
“Object class: keter”
cake
@@tomtomwarwar9101 Keter class SCPs are mostly dangerous enough to be Keter. I can't fucking stand when people correct that. It's like the neck beard "ackshely" meme
@@tomtomwarwar9101 I think they know that, and I think the joke was made and meant to be interpreted with the foreknowledge that this particular Keter Class SCP is, in fact, very dangerous.
If you want jokes just look at the Bright side x3
@@tomtomwarwar9101 that's where u are wrong bud. Its based on both. An example of this is Scp 2006. If you read about it at the scp wiki, its containment is very simple, however it is still a keter. The reason why is IF it had escaped in the scp world, and actually found out what people fear ( instead of the old movies shown to him ) then who knows what he could do. Furthermore, Scp 2006's shapeshifting abilities knows no bounds so far. HE could transform into like say a megalodon except with legs the whole world would be doomed. Knowing this, that's why they are keter
Addendum: staff at site 117 have noted that an unusual number of Bears have begun to gather a few miles away from the site, and are approaching closer and closer each day. A D-class has suggested they may want the toilet paper, considering the brand found within SCP-2966. It is ultra soft after all.
this is blessed
*Golf Claps*
Lol
Lmao, scp 5459, charmin bears
For the sake of containment and site security... a Task Force armed with large caliber weapons has been dispatched to eliminate the bears.
So moral of the story, always check your math.
Second moral of the story: keep track of your toilet paper consumption.
AJ_Style17 Yeah, like the name of a disease
Or you might make thermodynamically-flawed quantative toilet paper.
And to close the lid
No! I’ll shit first math later
Who ever wrote this SCP definitely ran out of toilet paper.
Probably wrote it while on the toilet too right after realizing they ran out.
He ghost wrote it for his 2020 self
Or someone deranged who had no toilet paper and thought of scaring everyone for their lack of necessity
Xd
What’s funny is that the creator’s comment appears above this one on my phone
"Who cares if I'm a botanist?!"
(misplaces the square in E=mc2)
That. That right there is why we care you're a botanist.
Atomic Bomb: Safe
Toilet Paper: Keter
Cookey Monster
Atomic bomb could cause only our earth to die.
infiniTP could cause the entire universe to collapse.
Prismate so what your telling me is, I can’t clean my ass properly without killing everyone?
They've got these names because of how they must be handled.
Safe is the easiest and most simplest containment difficulty while Keter is strangely specific and extremely hard.
An atomic bomb would definitely be easier to contain than a public access universe destroying roll of loo wipes.
Atomic bomb: lock it away and leave it alone, it won't do a thing.
InfiniTP: lock it away and leave it alone, it'll undergo massive energy expulsion.
Joke is joke, and people take seriously anyway
"In excess of what the Foundation is equipped to handle"
What a brilliant line.
Clearly this SCP exists in a separate timeline to 2000.
@@saphironkindris Or it does exist and they don't think 2000 will be able to save them.
This SCP has taught me more about energy than all of my physics teachers.
Xue hue o piao piao
Duh they don’t teach it often because they think of you as failiures
Ur physics teachers:*stares motherfuckerly*
Justine David “stares motherfuckerly”😂😂😂
Problem is that energy doesn't really exist, it's just a number that represents a quantum fields ability to interact with other aspects of the universe.
“Infinite Toilet Paper”
*_OBJECT CLASS: KETER_*
Lol
I know this is a joke but scps are mostly based on how hard they are to contain.
That's how SCP Foundation works
.--_--.
I'll....just stick with non InfinTP brand TP
lmao
If a botanist can create toilet paper that is capable of freezing everything to absolute zero and then proceeding to create an infinitely large amount of energy, I think we will have bigger problems than the toilet paper
What if it was placed in a time loop or yeet it into the sun
@@TheCatIsAMonster no temporal shenanigans were discovered. So no real time/space manipulations are happening.
@@TheCatIsAMonster it will probably explode on way and since itexplodes with infinite amount of energy, thats bad idea.
No
Probably reality manipulator shenanigans. Reality manipulation, not even once.
Scp: Infinite TP
I’m sorry what
Object class: Keter
I’m sorry What?!
Demented Creations I’m sorry _What?!_
Demented Creations classifications are based on how hard it is to contain not the danger level of the object.
Asianly Communist still confusing
@@gespenst0083 Not entirely accurate actually. As the writing guidelines define Keter Class objects as posing existential threats to humanity, the world, or the very universe. So really Keter while hard to contain, it's also Keter for a reason. At that level the difference between hard to contain and immensely dangerous threat are moot.
Geoff F. Ok
AAHHHH! I wrote this four years ago in my engineering lectures as literal toilet humor. To see that over a million people have appreciated it makes me giddier than you can imagine! Thank you for your incredible voice acting and video production skills, this really brought my story to life and I couldn't be happier!
Cool, a comment that seems to most likely be from the actual creator.
Imagine dying from doo doo wipes
@@deathrobloxian it is, the youtube username matches the wiki account that created and did the most editing of the page
You should rewrite the lore to make this the result of the coronapocalypse TP shortage.
@@crubs83 you're right, there's definitely some kind of subtle covid joke in there somewhere, although....
It would be kinda funny to write something explaining the global March/April 2020 toilet paper incident, especially if it could somehow be connected to this SCP. Maybe I'll try to write something
Before Corona virus: Nobody bats an eye
During Corona virus: y e s
Sir, there’s been a breach at the facility
Call in a mobile task force. What SCP got loose?
That’s just it... it was a large mob consisting of civilians... and they only were after SCP-2966.
High quality toilet paper :)
All we need now is hand s a n i t i z e r
I hate you for beating me to this joke I'm now on my way to still you're toilet paper you careless peon.
I can't believe I'd forgotten about this one until now. We should make this video viral.
This was definately someone's physics project for extra credit
I _really_ hope that that's the case.
My grammar nazi goblin escaped again and has vowed to downvote any comment containing a misspelling of the word "definitely." I cannot stop it.
@@quantumblauthor7300 My anti-condescending-attention-hog gremlin escaped again and has vowed to call out various instances of needlessly rude corrections poorly disguised as harmless jokes. I cannot stop it.
@@twilitvigil5066 That's fair. I appreciate your willingness to push me off my high horse, I need to be grounded now and then.
@@quantumblauthor7300 Hey, no worries. I know exactly what it's like to be in that position, and the hardest part is always accepting that I'm on the horse in the first place. That was big of you.
"InfiniTP"
o cool
"object class, keter"
o no
Good Boy Leroy it has spikes
Object Class has nothing to do with lethality and everything to do with difficulty of containment. A normal button that destroyed the universe when pushed would be Safe, because it can be locked up with nothing bad happening.
it’s because it has to take mass from other things
@@CantusTropus This. If anyone else is unsure about the classifications, TheVolgun has a video up, with all the basics of the SCP universe.
Whenever an item is introduced
It is [Redacted] [data expunged] [data corrupted] [unknown]
Brand
Gotta get that [redacted] sponsorship
@@gigaboom_9618 nah fam [data corrupted] is so much better than [redacted], but [redacted] is better than [data expunged] tho, after what [data expunged] did during [redacted]
[Redacted], [Redacted] [data Corrupted]!
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guys I just said the n- [Redacted]
I found the way to kill scp682
Its [redacted]
tfw a missed square on your math can destroy the universe
I guess he forgot minecraft
I missed square in math destroyed my final grade 😂🤣
@Maintenance Renegade just throw in 106's pocket dimension
@Maintenance Renegade
Why?? It can be used in a many ways!
Raximus3000 its not worth the risk
"In an interrogation with SCP-2966 we found out it couldn't talk."
What did they expect this is a toilet paper
no shit sherlock
Keter Class toilet paper
Imagine speaking toilet paper.
@@absolutephoenix5312 hah, get it, because it's toilet paper
Number *****: Dr. Bright is not allowed to be anywhere near SCP 2966 at all.
and not after dr. bright tried to costume as a mummy for the foundation's halloween party at site [redacted] , / / / . (No dr. bright scp-682 is not allowed to cosplay as a mummy either, nor scp-682 allowed to trick or treat, just NO)
Love that there are hardcore scp fans who Immediately got the references.
Ok if this comment was true it makes me wonder if Dr bright had anything to do with the containment breach...
Or if he just likes to use it to mess with people... Hard to say which is more likely...
Koopa King
Honestly, I think that they want nothing to do with Dr. Bright.
But he is just as dangerous as a Keter class if they just let him do what he likes.
@@Zack_Zander It's because he's bound to SCP-963.
Not to mention how loyal he has been to the Foundation, despite all the that has happen to his family in connection with the Foundation.
“How bad can it be its just infinite toilet paper”
Object class: KETER
“Oh”
oh god no *KABOOMS*
someone on the moon: what just happened?
This is why I love SCPs the writer managed to make a freaking toilet paper dispenser scary
There's a certain level of childishness to it and yet somehow it works. It's all in the delivery, try telling someone about the banana pill, or the birthday monkey and watch the look of confusion on their face.
Yes banana pill...eat it and tp is good for removing it 100 sheet worth...
Infinite TP. “ oh what a harmless neat and convenient SCP”
Keter. “ alright what’s the catch”
"Infinite toilet paper SCP"
Me: oh cool
*containment starts with a thorium reactor*
"Wat"
Its worth the risk
@@maorbar6957 especially now
Youll need quite some more of those wats to contain it xD
*Hol up* indeed
Thorium is pretty abundant and it’s much safer than uranium
The two types of SCPs
-Inmortal lizard that has the soul desaire of the destruction of all life
-Infinite toilet paper
The toilet paper probably has a better shot at killing everyone then the angry chameleon
A whole new definition of the phrase "Blowing up the bathroom"
Thats HILARIOUS
Loved it.
still better than the sand paper they call tp at work
And at school
I keep a pack of wet wipes with me at my job. Necessary survival tool.
@@DJCOOL101 probably, they toilet paper at my school is either always out or your using something that will rip by breathing onnit
Marionette Loves Gaming I swear when i try to wipe my ass thr shit just goes through the paper like i didnt use it
I had to use sand paper as toilet paper once. Try me
Imagine seeing like four armed squads guarding a roll of toilet paper
Some people would kill to get this now
Lmao
Loool
LMAOO
*L*
*O*
*L*
Last roll of the good stuff in the facility. All thats left is the cheap shit your finger goes through
"Did you do it?"
"Yes"
"What did it cost?"
"My life. But it was worth it because I wiped my ass"
People would be killing each other over this thing today.
Put it in a mase and with other scp to guard it
I guess that’s why it’s classed as a keter.
You have 173 likes prep for the *snap*
@@TyTyproductions *CRUNCH*
He who controls the tp controls the Matriarchy
*me running into the bathroom*
Everyone in the SCP foundation: Yo why is it so cold?
Because so many personnel needed scp 2966 which cause for it to absord large amounts of heat energy
Jed Gian Paulo Rosario it is supposed to be a joke
there's the normal and the nerd
NEEEEEEEEEERD!
@@Blatanical I didn't get the joke until he explained it i think he was just explaining it
Imagine going to university, studying chemical engineering for 4 years. Learning the fundamentals of physics and all things quantum, just to become an escort for people who wanna sit on the John.
I....
As a chemical engineering graduate I felt attacked
We're not fuckin chemists
@@samuelcurran714 we are and I quote here from a Reddit comment a glorified plumber
@@peacechan4500 *Advanced plumbers
so basically:
pull too much freezes
dont use will explode
@@sameman6884 whoa, my brother stole my phone again, sorry for the unnecessary tag
This toilet paper sucks, what's the point in it being infinite if you can't use as many rolls as you want?
Did I really spent 16 min of my life watching a video about an unstable deadly roll of toilet paper?
I would do it again.
Welp, guess I found something deadlier than the infinity stones.
I'm just glad that it doesn't have a effect that makes people create infinite sh*t
InfiniTP = The gift, that keeps on giving...
We have infinite cake,
we have infinite Ikea,
we have infinite Staircase,
but we dont have a infinite
Internet....
Internet is already infinite.....but infinite wifi...
*calls area 42* me: yeah I would like some of that good ol infinite network and maybe also some of that bacteria spray that kills %100 of bacteria?
We got an infinite pizza too, but I think it's a J-Type..
@@gundir7504 Nope, it's official.
What about an infinite pizza hut or infinite arcade. Maybe even An infinite bucket of chicken?
when you're a class d and you survive an experiment but they make you do the same thing
*ah shit, here we go again.*
This, this made me smile thank you, Mr. Za
ah here we shit again
When you’re a d class and you get terminated at the end of the-
_N O_
D-class is kil
No
Honestly, this is not a bad assignment. You gotta remove 10 sheets of TP every 8 hours? And nothing else?
I would take this over almost anything else any day.
Kid: "Grandpa, can you tell us the story of how the apocalypse started?"
Grandpa: *sigh* "It all started at the Toilet Paper Crisis of 2020..."
Couldn't they just hook the end of the roll to an automatic un-roller that continuously pulls the sheets out at a metered rate and re-rolls them onto new tubes? That way there would always be a need for it to create new TP so that I can not go critical, lower the energy input needs, and remove human error. I see no reason why they would need some D-Class to pull out 10 sheets once every 8 hours, just set the machine so that it pulls at a rate of 1.25 sheets per hour.
Coz with a machine, there's nothing to wipe... Well at least I bloody hope not
Maybe the anomolous properties of the object require a living individual to pull the sheets? When you're meddling with a keter class SCP, I would think that if the containment procedures worked, you wouldn't want to risk meddling with them too much, to avoid risking anything going wrong.
@@sydious_s_snake extreme math engaged
Yeah, except in The Foundation you learn really quickly that not many anomalies, especially not Keter-class world-enders, have a simple solution.
I mean it's hooked up to a fusion reactor as is! Maybe they don't have enough budget!
DJCOOL101 *inception numbers fly past in the background*
Was thoroughly convinced this was going to be a meme scp
Same
@863 yup
69 likes
but then i checked the date it was published...
Yes after 2 years in engineering, anything that has the word thermodynamics is truly fearful indeed.
The Guy Just missplaced an equation... Heat death of the universe.
Why is my simulation telling me that plane engine is flying backwards?
Oh, infinite TP, what could possibly go wr-
*Object class: Keter.*
Me: Why is it Keter?
SCP-2366: **obeys the laws of thermodynamics**
Me: Oh...
I really enjoy that some SCPs don't give a shit about science, and then this one tries to adhere to logic.
fittingly, the one that gives a shit is about a product whose intended use is shit removal.
It actually kinda does adhere to logic
"Some SCPs don't give a shit..." *HOLD UP* sees the word shit on a video about toilet paper. *Son of a-*
Heh, shit.
People: how can toilet paper be dangerous?
Me: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE SEEN!
No one wants to hear about the time you tripped and got tied up by toilet paper with your pants around your ankles
Wolf Cub oddly specific but ok
He tried to make an infinite toilet paper.
Made a nuke that can be only temporarly defused by energy from all around like weather, kinetic energy, humans......
That's SCP universe everyone.
This is what I love about SCP’s you get a very humorous and cartoony concept such as “infinite toilet paper” and then add real world twists and consequences to it.
but when the world needed him most...
It vanished
someone used 11 sheets and the thing went nuclear
“he vanished“
It went kablooey
@@knightlyfiver9733 nah, that was me during the great tp shortage of 2020 and i needed him, but he wasn't there and as a result a child fucking died.
The redacted parts were there to cover the author’s poor math skills
😂😂😂😂 good catch
Fair enough
I noticed the same.
Oh hey some toilet paper, I was looking for some
yea sure go ahead
Wtf why is it so cold suddenly
Oh god oh [expunged], why is it so cold??
NO V! NO! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!
📝 please take 11 piece .
from sincere d -boi
Scp: infinite toilet paper
“oh cool a roll of toilet paper”
Object class: keter
“Ok so it is hard to contain but it can’t be that bad :D”
*obeys the laws of thermodynamics*
Edited because people can't shut up about me being dumb
@Alastair Valyocsik ...its a joke
@Alastair Valyocsik i see..My apologies
SCP-42069: HOOVY: object class, keter
@Alastair Valyocsik no, it means harmful to humans and capable of destruction in the event of a breach. In theory there could be a keter SCP that would be fine to keep in a cardboard box
@@foldandfray4859 No Keter just means hard to contain and doesnt link to how dangerous they are, there are safe SCPs that can end the world and Keter SCPS such as 4999 that are harmless the rankings are only linked to how easy/hard it is to contain.
Note that this would make every cat on earth a potential crazed world killer.
Random D-class : I could use some toilet paper now...
Random D-class : *Grabs the nearest roll*
Random D-class : Wait how long is this-
nope nopoe no he would be dead via hypothermia
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
2019: Infinite Toilet Paper
2020: Toilet Paper Shortage
GuyCalledTy now we know how SCP-2966 gets new paper
Thats why its keter, its so valuble that you could buy a whole country with it.
Hope everyone is enjoying their free trial of Socialism!
Before 2020:
OC:keter class
During 2020:
OC:neutralized
I can imagine the SCP Foundations having some financial issues during 2020, and of course, Dr. Bright being Dr. Bright, suggests they use SCP-2966 to make toilet paper to sell to the populace, probably while he was smoking some SCP-420J. It would then be added to the ever-growing list of shit he's not allowed to do.
@@commanderjason7786 like challenging Kain to tik-tak-toe.
That made me ugly cackle laugh 😂
*wipes ass after going to the toilet*
Everyone guarding scp-2966: *insert tom meme*
I can see this post. *DAMMIT.*
Nice
🙄🔥🔥😂
Cube Tom?
Keter class toilet paper?? I gotta hear this
Michael A that is what I thought
Same
This scp: *exists*
Corona: “Finally! A worthy opponent.”
Yeah, your correct about that!
Parker Gonzaga SCP 2966 to Corona virus: so you have chosen the death of all life.
"OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!"
Why tf would you need that much tp
Yep can't have a virus if you can sterilize all life around it
This is, without a doubt, the funniest SCP I've ever seen. Everything from the basic premise to its in universe origin is so funny.
SPC? SCP-420-J?
Ah shit, here we go again.
-a D-boi who ate at Taco bell to test this SCP
Lmao
Worse part is that a person has to be in contact with the D-boi at all times... better hope he doesnt die of stench.
Oh, he would need way more than 10 sheets
🤣🤣🤣
Ah fecal matter, here we go again.
“Today we have made a breakthrough in toilet paper technology”
"no man shall ever face the discomfort of an unclean nether region"
@@razin7531 lmao
Controlling neutron migration has always been a major obstacle to truly sustainable toilet paper.
Bo2 emblem: “They see me rolling”
SCP 2966: *wanna see some real sh!t?*
[riding dirty metal orchestra stars]
So basically this scp is the heat death of the universe made into a toilet roll? Beautiful.
Sad but true....
Actualy, technically speaking this one do reverse the turn of entropy, and thus the prevention of heat death. the heat death isnt about just cooling down, but all energy being evenly distributed all across the cosmos
Either way a shitty way to go
Well it's kind of a bizarre two way reactor, using heat to create material, but if there's too much material, it converts it back into heat. Unfortunately, all at once...
@@cor955 Puns
*Starting to watch video*
"toilet paper? a'ight here we go"
...A liquid-fluoride Thorium reactor is to be powered at all times ...
"That escalated quickly"
God: "how did you pass?"
Me in heaven: "Oh a roll of toilet paper blew up, it was quite the explosion."
Scp 343 is like oh ok
The “good morning everyone” gets me hyped for every vid and idk why
You're really gonna make me do the math to figure out the megaton yield myself?? >:(
you can't, you don't know the mass of the thing!
1 sheet of paper has around 64 kilotons of energy
Alejandro Arévalo give me tomorrow and I’ll get a proper equation here
Alejandro Arévalo I got a robotics meet today so I can do it then
Xeon The Mechdragon 1 week later...
Me: *reads title* this looks like a nice video to watch at night
*Object class keter*
What up it’s ya boy
[ *REDACTED* ]
I laugh at the fact something like this is labeled Keter, then I have the sudden realization, this thing is given the Keter level due to being extremely dangerous to humans
nah while keters commonly being dangerous, classes are only about how difficult it is to contain it. a button that deletes the earth for when pressed for example is safe since you can just put it in a box and guard it from being activated
This sounds like something Aperture Science would come up with lol.
Nineflames you’re not safe in aperture
More like Aperture Magic probably
Yeah. The scientist sounded like a British Cave Johnson.
*InfiniTP*
"Oh finally i cant run out of toilet paper agai-"
*Class: Keter*
"OH COME ON"
So basicly if you dont use toilet in 8 hours, tp go boom boom.
At least the train doesn’t go boom
@@Im_Not_Loss
The poop train?
if you do use toilet every eight hours without the thorium reactor being present you ass if gonna get cold
Icon checks out
InfiniteTP: You have my curiosity
Class Keter: Now you have my attention
Just launch it into Jupiter’s red spot, oh wait, Dammit DR.BRIGHT!
Had similar thoughts when reading this, too. To the earth it's hell a lot of energy but in space it's really not. And 8hrs will be more than enough to launch the thing into an Earth escaping tragectory.
@Mason Tatum But considering the payload is just a small box of toilet paper? We can go a lot faster than conventional missions.
Guys I was making a joke about how Dr.Bright destroyed Jupiter’s red spot.
@@andrewdieu1288 launch the infiniTP into the malfunctioning destroyer? idk
@@Clicxcrafter
Famous last words: is that a roll of toilet paper?
Squad members: "yeah I protect toilet paper"
Other foundation members: "so how's your ibs being handled John?"
"not a single man will need to feel the *burning pain* of a unclean *nether region* ever again!" XDDD
Nether
News: Global warming now has a solutions, tell us SCP Foundation, what amazing thing how you brought into light to keep the ice caps from melting away
SCP Foundation: *inhales* tOiLeT pApEr
"and I'm doing a lecture on infinity toilet paper. I love my job sometimes." Gotta love that reaction...
Oh, and by the way, if you take the atomic number of Hafnium and divide by two, you come up with the atomic number for Krypton...
A lot of scientific inaccuracies here:
1) in E=MC^2, the mass is in kilograms, not grams. therefor, the energy to make 1 sheet of TP is roughly 2.7e14 joules
2) 1 "ton of tnt" is 4.2e9 joules of energy.
3) To make 1 sheet of TP you need 64,000 tons of tnt worth of energy... to put that into perspective, that is over 4 times the energy of the bomb dropped on Hiroshima.
4) accounting for specific heat of air, if this was taken from all heat energy, the temperature of 1 cubic meter of air would drop over 200 million degrees. more realistically, this energy would be enough to drop the air temperature in a radius of roughly 110 meter radius to absolute 0 per sheet of toilet paper (making some assumptions here as the physics near absolute 0 get kinda funky, lol)
So the TP should be significantly MORE dangerous
Nurrrrddd
@ but it's supposed to based on real scientific principals
I think this is why we came up with something over keter
That's not a scientific inaccuracy, that's a conversion error.
you know your writing group has reached peak weird when you have a specify that the never ending roll of toilet paper does in fact obey the laws of physics
"How do we contain this again?"
"Wipe your ass with it."
"What?"
05 Council: Dr Bright can you come in here for a second?
Bright: Yeah?
05 Council: Doctor. In this facility we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!!
Bright: Laws? I thought those were suggestions.
Charmin bears are gonna love this
Charmin bears go critical. Bears shit in woods everywhere at once
Less is more! Charmin presents:
*SCP-2966*
Those bears must love wipin their ass
lazytanks i swear they have a fetish for wiping their ass, the son bear shows his parents that he wipes his ass and a recent commercial had the father bear making sexual noises and is shown holding a package of the toilet paper and his wife is next to him and looks surprised and motioning like she wants to join
I just imagine co workers talking:
Guy1: yea i watch 173, its dangerous
Guy2: yea i work with skinny boi that kills people through pictures and cameras
Guy3: i watch an infinite toilet paper roll... THAT OBAYS THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS AND CONSERVATION OF MASS
Rest of people in the room: *begin cheering*
Revisiting after about a year.
This was my first experience with SCP. Probably got in my recommended during the toilet paper shortage craze. Been a religious listener to Volgun and TES ever since
After taco night I could definitely use all of the TP in this thing.
Oh so that’s how the heat-death of the universe happens.
Ant-Man 3: Using InfiniTP to access the Quantum Realm
Cup 'o' Joe man you just gave me the idea of what if MCU is combined with SCP universe
@@phamhongvinh1997 the MC- your screwed
Everybody gangsta until toilet paper becomes a SCP that is keter
Cats: “Are you challenging me?”
heres a good question....unkillable lizard next to the infinitp
dispenser...with a high speed motor pulling on the paper.....what
happens?
Pulse Fel Lizard converts its metabolism and bodily fluids to work with/as liquid helium, can no longer freeze under “normal conditions.” (Any temperature above absolute zero). Laughs at us.
is not too different from the idea of using a Nuke to kill him from his disposal logs.
if it doesn't die, you end with a lizard that hates people that adapted to survive a Nuke, now how we would deal with that?
considering 682 has survived in pockets of reality where the laws of physics are thrown out the window by adapting to the new 'constants' in that area... very fucking little, in fact i could see it learning how to essentially consume it and incorporate it into an infinite source of energy to regen from or an ultimate weapon
I like how this roll of toilet paper is in the same object class as the Scarlet King
Isn’t the Scarlet King Apollyon?
@@wameme3488 I think that the 001 proposal of the scarlet kind is meter and scp 2137 is apollyon
When you take "blowing up the bathroom" too seriously
wtff xDD
Me seee infinite toilet paper: hmm
Also me seeing ketar: HMMMMM