SCP-738 │ The Devil's Deal │ Keter │ Probability SCP

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  • Опубліковано 11 бер 2022
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    Item #: SCP-738
    Object Class: Keter
    Special Containment Procedures: SCP-738 is to be kept in three linked sealed chambers with armed guards and a remote detonation system at all times, as well as constant full audio/visual surveillance. Due to the variety and strength of observed interactions with SCP-738, and the unknown limits of SCP-738, the following procedures are to be strictly followed.
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  • @TheVolgun
    @TheVolgun  2 роки тому +747

    I'm trying out Saturdays again as an upload day, if it doesn't work out I'll go back to Sunday. Regardless, thanks for watching/listening!

    • @wesjeselnik2974
      @wesjeselnik2974 2 роки тому +3

      Thanks for all the content man, keep up the great work!

    • @catandotter1237
      @catandotter1237 2 роки тому +5

      Please do a video on SCP-3583 "HellBus"

    • @incipimitusiterum4261
      @incipimitusiterum4261 2 роки тому +6

      If it works great, if not, don't beat yourself up dude. We'll always be here

    • @bump3770
      @bump3770 2 роки тому +1

      Bump

    • @reuben3077
      @reuben3077 2 роки тому +4

      Here’s a suggestion 🤔 DO IT EVERY DAY 😭 I’m over here, like a crack addict, waiting on ur content 🥺😂😂😂

  • @cumbrap
    @cumbrap 2 роки тому +2819

    The foundation tried to negotiate with this SCP to neutralize 682 but it simply told them that they didn't have anything valuable enough to offer.

    • @zeddwulfen7737
      @zeddwulfen7737 2 роки тому +93

      Ouch......

    • @Rekishi12
      @Rekishi12 2 роки тому +453

      If memory serves, the foundation ask something like "what would it cost to remove scp 682 without destroying earth, humanity, the foundation, and the laws of physics." It responded that neither the foundation nor the applicant could afford it.

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 роки тому +172

      "what if I give you a pun?"
      *Researcher bright collapses into a coma*

    • @myst1c164
      @myst1c164 2 роки тому +9

      @@jwalster9412 i, dont, know, what, a , comma, is.

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 роки тому +21

      @@myst1c164 wait why did my phone autocorrect?

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 2 роки тому +1540

    SCP-738: "There are no rules, ask for anything."
    Me: "Kill 682."
    SCP-738: "There is 1 rule."

    • @umbrosia5202
      @umbrosia5202 2 роки тому +50

      Well in many SCP Crosstest SCP-682 died. But it always came back. Besides in some end of world scenarios. But yes, if you would be smart and want it permanently dead, SCP-738 would probably decline.

    • @TheMidgarDemon
      @TheMidgarDemon 2 роки тому +152

      Actually, they do try. It's mentioned in the experiment log for 682. The log reads:
      Researcher sits in SCP-738-2, and asks "What would you want in exchange for permanently destroying the entity which we refer to as SCP-682 while leaving this planet, its biosphere, its human population, its human civilization, the SCP Foundation, and the rest of the universe intact?"
      Entity takes form of the same entity as Test 203, states "Your Foundation couldn't afford it, and you personally definitely couldn't afford it," and does not respond further.
      Which, yeah, that tracks.

    • @blondeplants1133
      @blondeplants1133 2 роки тому +31

      @@TheMidgarDemon my man really went *Refuses to elaborate further*

    • @VideoHostSite
      @VideoHostSite 2 роки тому +23

      Never really understood 682 fanboys. They're as irrational as people who worship the Joker. 682 has been around a while, I get it. But it's never been called "the impossible to kill reptile". While I get the impulse to prevent people from writing stories where 682 dies, merely to prove how badass their SCP is, there's no canonical reason why 682 couldn't be killed, other than the desire of the fanbase for it to be so.

    • @loganfury7433
      @loganfury7433 2 роки тому +45

      It’s never been called the “impossible to kill reptile” but still the fact that it can’t die is literally the point. It’s not the fan base that decides that. It’s literally the primary property of the entity that it can be harmed but any attempts to kill it permanently have been unsuccessful. A lot of 682 fans are just edgy 14 year olds that like it because it hates everything but there’s plenty of people who like it because the idea itself is interesting.

  • @Thuazabi
    @Thuazabi 2 роки тому +2283

    The fact they were still working on the technical definition of the word "shall" 900 pages into the contract is incredible. That lawyer is definitely worth his fee.

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 роки тому +152

      The word before "shall" was "you" and the next few words were "not pass"

    • @Heybuddy101
      @Heybuddy101 2 роки тому +6

      @@jwalster9412 was that a reference?

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 роки тому +40

      @@Heybuddy101 that's a good question, wait was it a ""Jojo"" reference?

    • @cyruskarloff7219
      @cyruskarloff7219 2 роки тому +16

      @@Heybuddy101 - How would Gandalf do siting at 738? 🍿

    • @Heybuddy101
      @Heybuddy101 2 роки тому

      @@cyruskarloff7219 738? wha??

  • @Ellanion
    @Ellanion 2 роки тому +2132

    Nonono, the lawyer did not get along with the entity. The entity got along with the lawyer. Big difference.

    • @kevlonk
      @kevlonk 2 роки тому +265

      The entity has become that 1 guy who thinks they're friends and that the lawyer desperately wants to avoid.

    • @FauxFace
      @FauxFace 2 роки тому +107

      @@kevlonk I feel it's less that he sees him that way and more he thinks of him as a toy and enjoys getting the entertainment out of him

    • @EdricLysharae
      @EdricLysharae 2 роки тому +37

      The entity likes a fun toy.

    • @kayladugger7042
      @kayladugger7042 2 роки тому +22

      I don't know, I could see the lawyer doing the non-sports equivalent of resting up, refueling, and then requesting to be sent back in. ;)

    • @jeptoungrit9000
      @jeptoungrit9000 2 роки тому +19

      It was like taking your house cat to the zoo and showing him the tiger exhibit.

  • @Chaosrain112
    @Chaosrain112 2 роки тому +1193

    God I love Series 1, they hit so different. I *REALLY* need an expanded story or addendum on the mental gymnastics the lawyer went through with the entity.

    • @WILIZIN
      @WILIZIN 2 роки тому +123

      Series one hits differently because a multitude reason. We owe the popularity of the entire fandom to those writers.

    • @-0rbital-
      @-0rbital- 2 роки тому +4

      @@WILIZIN What’s the difference between the different series?

    • @mrapower123
      @mrapower123 2 роки тому +83

      @@-0rbital- Age, series 1 are the oldest scps written (the actual writing not the entities)

    • @michaelhoule2134
      @michaelhoule2134 2 роки тому +67

      Series 1,2&3 are mostly fantastic. Like you said the S1 hit differently because people where just making cool stories not trying to make a metaverse like they all seem to do now. I kinda lost interest in the 4+ series because of the way the wiki was going.

    • @WILIZIN
      @WILIZIN 2 роки тому +45

      @@-0rbital- Good Question! Age is the most obvious, as they were the first entries written. But the biggest factor is a focus on writing quality. The biggest draw I found was that each of series 1 sounded like it could be the centerpiece to an outer limits, xfiles, twilight zone, or unsolved mysteries episode. The writing felt PLAUSABLE. Real even.
      Now adays most entries are meme fodder or trying to ape off of creepypasta from a decade ago

  • @villanelle2622
    @villanelle2622 Рік тому +162

    The disappearance of Mopsy is truly one of the saddest moments in the SCP history

    • @Gnulcho
      @Gnulcho 11 місяців тому +8

      I have a family member like that, so it hits quite a bit harder than you'd think.

    • @bytheburnside7539
      @bytheburnside7539 26 днів тому +1

      As someone who works with special needs kids its seriously tragic to me. Like theres a good chance the dudes life and happiness have just been completely destroyed, and he may not even have the mental capacity to just name the toy given something else.

  • @pikachu5j
    @pikachu5j 2 роки тому +1063

    The return of Dr Millar's quips at the end of the lectures give me life

    • @zeroxssir492
      @zeroxssir492 2 роки тому +15

      I would definitely read a SCP-Containment Report (not sure if there’s a real name for this vein of story) where Dr. Millar reports containment attempts, and what finally worked to his site director.
      It could be a real world builder (or at least help cement other world building) and of course flesh out Dr. Millar. I mean he’s worked with the UIU before, one of those situation reports could have quite a few tones to really give him more character actions. If this already exists, link to me friggin plzzzz

    • @nyanmeisterepic
      @nyanmeisterepic 2 роки тому

      Facts

    • @masonsmith9619
      @masonsmith9619 2 роки тому

      Fr

    • @EpicMathTime
      @EpicMathTime 2 роки тому +4

      Makes it feel so much more real

    • @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302
      @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302 2 роки тому +1

      @@EpicMathTime Agreed

  • @everybodylaughs3977
    @everybodylaughs3977 2 роки тому +361

    When they get to mopsy it always makes me sad, poor simple guy got tricked into giving away his best friend for a sloppy joe

    • @HangmanVa
      @HangmanVa 2 роки тому +3

      Well, Remember. He's a D-Class. So uh, he's done some bad shit.
      But on the other hand, this story kinda shows how limited the author's view of Crime and Punishment for the mentally handicapped was. Like, if you are so child-like as to still be drinking out of sippy cups and naming pet stuffed animals, there's no way you would be put on Death Row. You would of been committed to a sanitarium for life.

    • @everybodylaughs3977
      @everybodylaughs3977 2 роки тому +16

      @@HangmanVa Idk you bring up a solid point here. It could be a of mice and men situation.

    • @hex9077
      @hex9077 2 роки тому +1

      @@HangmanVa well D-Class aren’t always criminals. So the foundation may have very well kidnapped a mentally handicapped person for the sake of testing

    • @jordanarmstrong6182
      @jordanarmstrong6182 2 роки тому +27

      @@hex9077 still fucked up either way poor guy lost his best friend :(

    • @hex9077
      @hex9077 2 роки тому +4

      @@jordanarmstrong6182 indeed :,(

  • @filipeboaventura127
    @filipeboaventura127 2 роки тому +430

    Loved this one. Simple and concise, but still, great. I miss these "standalone" scps that don't really fit into any big cannon or storyline. Just some good ol' descriptions and containment procedures of a creepy ass entity or phenomena.

    • @jeffumbach
      @jeffumbach 2 роки тому +30

      I too prefer the more amusing standalones, one of my favorites is SCP 1776 "The Patriot's Folly", it's just a flag that somehow makes anyone with a service history think it's their flag and become obsessed with protecting it. It's nothing world ending just very troublesome to contain as your typical MTF easily falls under it's spell so the writer needed to get a bit creative with the containment procedures.

    • @miserylovesyou7540
      @miserylovesyou7540 2 роки тому +9

      i agree. i'm happy scp has taken off as much as it has but it would be nice to see it get back to its roots. there are certain scps that warrant long tales to go along with them, but not all of them require detailed backstories and accounts n all that. part of the fun is the mystery: how does it work? why is it here? where did it come from? where did it go? why don't you tell old one-eyed joe?

    • @phillipmele8533
      @phillipmele8533 2 роки тому

      I dunno, if I had a big enough cannon I could probably wedge that desk in.
      /joke

    • @absollnk
      @absollnk Рік тому

      Yeah, my favorite scps are just weird things that do weird things

    • @ericweiss719
      @ericweiss719 Рік тому +2

      Sadly, these things are frowned upon by the current SCP fandom. Anything without canonical connections or 6 different connected stories doesnt pass. The core concept is dead, having climbed so far up its own ass it forgot the charm that made it work in the first place.

  • @Zaczac111
    @Zaczac111 2 роки тому +283

    I’m reminded about the excerpt about 738 being asked to permanently neutralize 682, and it just brings to light one of the things that got me interested in the SCP series to begin with. There weren’t many of these crazy world/universe ending threats that the Foundation are unable to contain. 682 was more unique in that if it breaks free and can’t be recontained, it will actively hunt humanity to extinction. So much of the Foundation’s efforts went into trying to neutralize 682 because of this, making it one of the most interacted SCP’s. Nowadays though, it seems each series has dozens and dozens of end of the world class threats, and many that the Foundation can’t do anything about.
    I guess what I’m saying, is that I miss the old scope of the SCP series, where it was much more grounded and seemed like something that an actual shadow organization could pull off in the real world. Now it’s just so fantastical that it’s lost some of its charm in my eyes.

    • @boch2411
      @boch2411 2 роки тому +2

      Yall are missing the part you decide whats in your headcannon

    • @Zaczac111
      @Zaczac111 2 роки тому +21

      @@boch2411 Trust me, I’m not ‘missing’ that one of the aspects of SCP is that you get to decide which files are ‘real’ or not. I can still critique that overall scope of modern SCP files versus old school files however.

    • @mikebliss3153
      @mikebliss3153 2 роки тому +14

      The best modern SCPs aren't the big apocalyptic ones. They're the ones built around one small concept that gives you fridge horror later.

    • @tranquilthoughts7233
      @tranquilthoughts7233 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah, i agree with you on that one. There are way too many world enders especialy in the more recent series. Personally i love all those small little quirky SCPs. Pesterbot for example. Or the Archetype. Santa Clause. The infinite Ikea. Yet another murder monster.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Рік тому

      My headcanon is that all of the world-ending SCP's are extremely unlikely to break containment. It's like asteroid impacts. Sure, an asteroid the size of Texas would be enough to end all multicellular life on Earth, but that's assuming that it doesn't burn up when entering our atmosphere, it doesn't land in the ocean, and an asteroid that big even exists within Earth's trajectory. Keter level threats could end the world if uncontained. You forget that they ARE contained.

  • @Migolcow
    @Migolcow 2 роки тому +387

    Thought I remembered reading this one and they had asked about him permanently killing the Lizard. To which he replied that the foundation would not want to pay that price and the invididual certainly could not pay that price.

    • @yourmommyismysquatrack22
      @yourmommyismysquatrack22 2 роки тому

      Yea me to

    • @shinodarulez07
      @shinodarulez07 2 роки тому +14

      That was one of the entries in the 682 test log

    • @JudicialBrat
      @JudicialBrat 2 роки тому

      Killing 682 basically just makes 682 stronger. Such as in the Termination Attempt SCP lol.

  • @bobbydark4028
    @bobbydark4028 2 роки тому +287

    I desperately need a tale about the lawyer and this scp

    • @blackwoodsecurity531
      @blackwoodsecurity531 2 роки тому +36

      That lawyer was so good they probably would have contained him for being an anomalous negotiator

    • @Elmithian
      @Elmithian 2 роки тому +27

      @@blackwoodsecurity531 I mean, he works for the Foundation and has enough skill to seemingly have more than just surface level understanding of the foundation.
      Who's to say he isn't a tiny bit anomalous? :P

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick Рік тому +3

      Seek out “The Devil and Daniel Webster” by Stephen Vincent Benét.

    • @nuh_uh210
      @nuh_uh210 Рік тому +3

      @@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick I went and read it because of your suggestion, thanks for the laughs.

    • @mastershooter64
      @mastershooter64 Рік тому

      he's daredevil

  • @Sanguimaru
    @Sanguimaru 2 роки тому +287

    This is one of my favorite SCPs from the first 1000. It has so much potential.

    • @jakeroth675
      @jakeroth675 2 роки тому +13

      It's always in the details, isn't it?

  • @nowhereman6019
    @nowhereman6019 2 роки тому +95

    738-3: *"I do have a desk though. It's made of mahogany. Mahogany."*

    • @boonski
      @boonski 2 роки тому +2

      Beat me to it!

    • @typhonviserys8288
      @typhonviserys8288 2 роки тому +6

      "Denise? Denise, do you hear that?!"

    • @KoiandKitsune
      @KoiandKitsune 2 роки тому +8

      @@typhonviserys8288 "Oh god, is that my wife?!"

    • @unlockablebossmfer
      @unlockablebossmfer 2 роки тому +3

      @@KoiandKitsune "You took the kids, what more do you want!?"

  • @BustedRobotStudios
    @BustedRobotStudios 2 роки тому +52

    I love the insinuation that the demon behind SCP-738 is just doing this as his job, the deal with the mentally stunted D-Class and his apparent sigh at the situation indicates almost a sense of "paperwork remorse", if that makes sense.

  • @michaelkimberling7307
    @michaelkimberling7307 2 роки тому +80

    I swear some of your patrons use their names to see if they can get you to laugh

  • @kefkaZZZ
    @kefkaZZZ 2 роки тому +90

    I kinda miss the days when the only big threat to the Foundation was The Scarlet King, or things like 2317.
    As beautiful as the modern Foundation is, there were simpler times, creepier times.

    • @SupersaiyanChristian
      @SupersaiyanChristian 2 роки тому +16

      Sometimes the harder you try to achieve creepy vibes, that less likely you are to achieve it. Simple really can be better sometimes

  • @daniell1483
    @daniell1483 2 роки тому +88

    Ah yes, the old-school SCPs! I love how casual the description is about using engineers fitted with "explosive collars" and preferably mentally handicapped to boot. It makes one wonder what kind of screwed-up institution would even consider this as acceptable until you learn more about the SCP and the Foundation in general.

  • @MegaGm1999
    @MegaGm1999 2 роки тому +119

    That poor D-Guy. HE JUST WANTED HIS TOY FRIEND TO STAY-

    • @tarot227
      @tarot227 2 роки тому +47

      I like to think some nice researcher got him a third and explained that Mopsy had to change its name to protect him from the mean desk bunny.

    • @ladylark10884
      @ladylark10884 2 роки тому +9

      @@tarot227 i like to think that too :') poor d-class

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 2 роки тому +4

      @@tarot227 That'd count as "Mopsy under a different name" I think. It can look like Mopsy, but not assigned as such in any way.

    • @Fatcat-ss6nh
      @Fatcat-ss6nh 2 роки тому +2

      Would it work if someone else named him mopsy and gave it to him? Or would it just disappear like when the d class guy tried naming it as well?

    • @petulantpeterturbo
      @petulantpeterturbo Рік тому

      What really disturbs me is that this guy is a D CLASS who is innocent enough to think along these lines, makes me wonder what happened to get him there.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 2 роки тому +18

    There's something so funny to me about a deal with the devil (or, at the very least, just a demon) being sidetracked by a debate on the definition of "shall".

  • @cherryboywriter6299
    @cherryboywriter6299 2 роки тому +160

    1. Man I love the feeling of the early series. This was delightfully scary and funny.
    2. WOOOOOOOOO THE DR. MILLER ENDING COMMENTARIES ARE MAKING A COMEBACK WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  • @johnturner7952
    @johnturner7952 2 роки тому +19

    Dr. Bright is not allowed to ask SCP-738 for ANYTHING. A request by SCP-738.

  • @MrPrussianjester
    @MrPrussianjester 2 роки тому +34

    I like this entity. Does its job and doesn't care about the change of scenery. It's so open ended that an entire fiction could be built off it. Heck it could be the cause of 'the factory' 001 proposal.

  • @TheMidgarDemon
    @TheMidgarDemon 2 роки тому +75

    One of the good ones. I feel the experiment log could be even further expanded with interesting anecdotes. It doesn't necessarily feel lacking, just that there is more that could be done. Still, sometimes less is more and knowing when to stop is a virtue all it's own. Always a bright point to the day to see a new video.

  • @andrewrobinson7774
    @andrewrobinson7774 2 роки тому +8

    “Medical disassembly” is such a wonderfully terribly euphemism

    • @jeffumbach
      @jeffumbach 2 роки тому +2

      Once during a HAZOP we were told not to say "explode" so we responded with "spontaneous rapid self-disassembly".

  • @Slop_Dogg
    @Slop_Dogg 2 роки тому +25

    Thank you for still making these. They’re amazing for people with vision problems. My brother is mostly blind & he loves listening to these, they build an atmosphere that his text to speech reading programs can’t really do.

  • @Ubermensch9240
    @Ubermensch9240 2 роки тому +13

    I don't know if I should laugh or cry with the disabled man driving the demon up a wall.

  • @Bush_Dude
    @Bush_Dude 2 роки тому +34

    Sheldon Katz is definitely an underrated character on the wiki

    • @misaefre
      @misaefre 2 роки тому

      ahh i was looking in the comments to see if it was a courage the cowardly dog joke

  • @joshyboy9804
    @joshyboy9804 2 роки тому +38

    Good to hear Dr. Miller offering his own commentary at the end of each lecture again.

  • @Sebboebbo
    @Sebboebbo 2 роки тому +27

    I'm happy that Dr. Millar's snarky end comments are back. They're one of my favourite parts of these videos

  • @_Uptilt
    @_Uptilt 2 роки тому +11

    This is one of my favourite SCPs when it comes to personal horror rather than world-ending threats, especially when approached by a character who prides themselves on having a strict sense of morality.
    "Just try me, there's nothing you could offer me that's of any-"
    *instantly introduces bargain where you would willingly sacrifice anything and anyone you ever cared for*
    That's just gonna shatter a mind on the spot.

  • @EldritchOv0719
    @EldritchOv0719 2 роки тому +16

    Addendum 738-3: The following test was previously classified 05 clearance only, however after so many requests by researchers, including Dr. [REDACTED] to have the test/request done, the Council saw fit to have the log declassified.
    Test 8: Council member 05-8 sat on SCP-738-2 and waits for 57 minutes and 38 seconds, showing signs of deep irritability at the long wait, asking several times what was taking so long, researchers were forced to explain that the wait had never been so long before, 05-8 became even more irritated but remained seated.
    57 minutes and 39 seconds into test 05-8 describes young woman with ivory like smooth skin, piercing green eyes and long blond hair appearing in SCP-738-3, audio logs reveal a tone much unlike the almost musical voice 05-8 describes in their post test report, the entity apparently apologized too 05-8 for the long wait as they had 'More important matters to deal with first' 05-8 showed obvious displeasure with this answer but did not reply, the entity then asked for 05-8s request, to which 05-8 replied they would like SCP-738 to destroy SCP-682. 05-8 in their post test reports that the woman sat and stared at 05-8 for several moments without saying a word, audio and video surveillance of the test shows a lapse of two minutes and 43 seconds and proves their statement to be true, another first for SCP-738, the entity asks 05-8 to repeat the request which they do with obvious irritation for having to repeat themselves, this time however the entity let out a piercing loud laugh that blew out the microphones in the test chamber ending audio surveillance and forcing 05-8 to cover their ears, video surveillance shows SCP-738-3 rocking back and forth several times before going still once more. In their post test report 05-8 says that the entity sounded more like a maniacal hyena in its laughter after they repeated their request, and that when the entity stopped laughing it responded with just one word in a deep growling voice before disappearing.
    "No"
    [END LOG]

  • @christiangauthier727
    @christiangauthier727 2 роки тому +20

    THANK YOU FOR BRINGING BACK SOME HUMANITY INTO DR. MILLAR THROUGH HIS RANTS/JOKES/COMMENTS AT THE END OF THE LECTURE!!! ❤️

  • @FurryEskimo
    @FurryEskimo 2 роки тому +38

    As someone who can mostly understand legalese, I know why it upsets so many people, but once you understand enough, legal debate is a lot more fun, so I’m not surprised the lawyer got along with them. The devil’s in the details after all!

  • @nibblrrr7124
    @nibblrrr7124 2 роки тому +33

    00:26 *Special Containment Procedures* - 02:14 *Description* - 05:39 *History*
    06:13 *Test results* - 07:00 - 07:36 - 08:10 - 09:40 - 10:06 - 10:34 - 11:50 *Notes*
    -
    00:00 Title screen
    00:12 *Introduction*
    00:26 *Special Containment Procedures*
    00:52 + _(dis)assembly_
    01:34 + _Class D personnel_
    02:14 *Description*
    02:39 + _effect_
    03:23 + _voice_
    04:15 + _fulfillment_
    04:53 + _entity_
    05:39 *Add.-1:* History
    06:13 *Add.-2:* Test results - Test 1
    07:00 Test 2
    07:36 Test 3
    08:10 Test 4
    09:25 Test 4 followup
    09:40 Test 5: Destruction
    10:06 Test 6: "What are you?"
    10:34 Test 7: senior legal counsel
    11:50 *Add.-3:* Notes
    12:13 *Commentary / Outro*
    12:36 Credits & Special Thank You
    13:34 End screen

  • @jesusmann9683
    @jesusmann9683 2 роки тому +33

    I can only imagine the fierce battle an OSHA employee would have to make a deal with this SCP

  • @thomasriley7875
    @thomasriley7875 2 роки тому +21

    Love the Baphomet statue btw, just adds to the whole vibe.
    Amazing work as always Volgy :))))

  • @thejudgmentalcat
    @thejudgmentalcat 2 роки тому +5

    "Lawyers are the Devil's ministry" - John Milton, "The Devil's Advocate"

  • @anthonycifuentes3981
    @anthonycifuentes3981 2 роки тому +7

    The devil is in the details!

  • @grandmagunsales2125
    @grandmagunsales2125 2 роки тому +3

    "What do you want in exchange for not making this deal with me?"

  • @jeffreymeehan3567
    @jeffreymeehan3567 2 роки тому +5

    I love that Dr. Miller is providing personal comments at the end of these again. It adds a personal touch and helps develop him as an actual character instead of just a voice that reads off articles.

  • @InternetGravedigger
    @InternetGravedigger 2 роки тому +6

    When asked about the price for permanently destroying 682 without wrecking the Foundation, Earth, the biosphere, or the universe the answer was that the Foundation couldn't afford it, and that particular researcher most CERTAINLY couldn't afford it.

  • @pinstripe4254
    @pinstripe4254 2 роки тому +6

    Honestly surprised they tried to replace Mopsy. I know it was probably for the purpose of testing if it COULD be replaced but still it’s pretty nice. Hopefully they gave him something new to replace it

  • @zigzagbuttcrack7710
    @zigzagbuttcrack7710 2 роки тому +2

    Thank you Volgun for all your videos. You’re awesome bro!

  • @ladylark10884
    @ladylark10884 2 роки тому +7

    i feel bad for the d-class who got his plushie mopsy taken away :( i hope he got another one and named it something else

  • @modelvp2405
    @modelvp2405 2 роки тому +3

    I’m so glad Dr. Millar’s ending notes are back! They add so much character to these videos.

  • @therealdusksun9202
    @therealdusksun9202 2 роки тому +4

    I was wondering if you’d do this one, I love it. Good job as always Volgun

  • @realonthecircuit
    @realonthecircuit 2 роки тому

    Has to be one of my favorite SCP videos you've uploaded

  • @cyberprime9355
    @cyberprime9355 2 роки тому +4

    Let this SCP be another reminder about making a deal with a devil: Know that eventually he will come to collect. So know what you are willing to sacrifice in order to get what you want....because you may not be able to take it back. Provided you live long enough to do so

  • @researchersiks
    @researchersiks 2 роки тому +1

    Work just got so much better, what a pleasant surprise.

  • @meema844
    @meema844 2 роки тому +2

    I love how the entity gets a huge kick out of lawyering terms of the agreement for as long as possible, man's is just a demonic lawyer looking for a bit of fun😂

  • @thatguyJDIZZLE
    @thatguyJDIZZLE 2 роки тому +1

    Hey man, just wanted to say I love your content. I’ve been listening and watching for years and it’s insane how much your content quality has gone up. It’s always been great but this past year of content is *chefs kiss*
    Stay safe out there and thank you for all the quality content! 🙂

  • @Pinefr0st
    @Pinefr0st 2 роки тому +3

    I love Dr. Miller's little quips. I love how they give tiny insights into his personality and history. I hope he gets a play date with SCP-999. It is clear he suffers from depression and some anhedonia.

  • @FranciscoGarcia-sk8sy
    @FranciscoGarcia-sk8sy 2 роки тому +1

    Always love the little comments at the end of the SCP, good to hear them again!

  • @Vares65
    @Vares65 2 роки тому

    Thanks for this one - one of my favorite SCP's.

  • @heyyouguuys7939
    @heyyouguuys7939 2 роки тому

    Nice another episode , I need a lot more of these to get through the nights of boredom 👍

  • @PheonyxJay
    @PheonyxJay 2 роки тому +1

    I’m loving the return of Millar’s comments about the anomaly, it adds so much to the viewing enjoyment for me

  • @briantarigan7685
    @briantarigan7685 2 роки тому +2

    The fact that this thing are being found in the office of catholic cardinal as being a gift from the pope is irony to the fullest

  • @EldritchOv0719
    @EldritchOv0719 2 роки тому

    By the way, love the little fun poke at the end man great video as always!

  • @Dragnerve.
    @Dragnerve. 2 роки тому +1

    Damn lawyers man, always befriending devils.

  • @Feuerex
    @Feuerex День тому

    I love the idea that the SCP is really enjoying the process of finding loopholes in the contract, and figuring out appropriate prices for the negotiated deeds, so having a lawyer who actually thought about a lot of the usual tricks and kept the SCP engaged, was actually a nice change of pace for the SCP from the usual idiots who would just blurt out a random idea without giving it a second thought

  • @himwhoisnottobenamed5427
    @himwhoisnottobenamed5427 2 роки тому +4

    Who else is surprised the Foundation has a Legal Department in the first place?

    • @roblamb4848
      @roblamb4848 2 роки тому

      I'm sure it helps a lot with their front organizations and businesses

  • @meteormedia7021
    @meteormedia7021 Рік тому +2

    I'm a law student and I can relate.
    If I met the devil, he would probably have the exact appearance of my first semester civil-law professor aswell.

  • @ToiletFinger
    @ToiletFinger 2 роки тому

    I look forward to these every weekend!

  • @freakymoejoe2
    @freakymoejoe2 2 роки тому +3

    This thing is straight out of DnD's Hell. True lawful evil

  • @MrSkysenGames
    @MrSkysenGames 2 роки тому +3

    Disappointed the bargain to be rid of SCP-682 wasn't included. Always enjoyed that moment.

  • @danarnold8989
    @danarnold8989 7 місяців тому

    One of my favorites a real banger like the ideas alone is amazing and always brings me back 10/10

  • @ricardomartinez8430
    @ricardomartinez8430 2 роки тому +1

    My first and favorite SCP. The lawyer part made me laugh so hard when I first read it back in high school in like 2014/2015

  • @shawdcummings2160
    @shawdcummings2160 2 роки тому +2

    so a demon and a lawyer can be friends im not sure if i should be impressed or scared also Volgun really knows his viewers lol

  • @etonblakerussell
    @etonblakerussell 2 роки тому +3

    I believe that the entity takes the form of the being you find most selfish and/or most argumentative.

    • @roblamb4848
      @roblamb4848 2 роки тому +1

      Or the being you'd most likely be coerced by, as your idea doesn't really track with the mentally handicapped D-class seeing a large pink rabbit

    • @etonblakerussell
      @etonblakerussell 2 роки тому

      @@roblamb4848 Maybe

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 2 роки тому

      i like to think this includes fictional characters because the idea of it taking the form of kristoph gavin from ace attorney is actually hilarious to me

  • @montithered4741
    @montithered4741 2 роки тому +2

    This is one of my favorites because the ramifications of the existence of said SCP are wide, deep, and psychologically dangerous.

  • @shipmcgree6367
    @shipmcgree6367 2 роки тому

    Classic awesome SCP. Thanks Volgun!

  • @wendigoeater5111
    @wendigoeater5111 2 роки тому

    I quite enjoy this one. Thank you for the vid 🖤

  • @nathangifford897
    @nathangifford897 2 роки тому +5

    I feel bad for the handicapped D-class that lost his one comfort when he didn't even have the capacity to understand what was happening...

  • @NidotheKing
    @NidotheKing Рік тому +1

    If I was a Lead researcher you'd better believe I'd be in there bargaining to get Mopsy back for that D-class.

  • @MCbobbster
    @MCbobbster 2 роки тому

    This is a good birthday gift thanks lol x3 but I thank you for the videos like always they're great

  • @Kateydid3
    @Kateydid3 2 роки тому

    Ahhh I missed Dr. Millar's commentary!! Glad we're getting some bits here and there again!!

  • @RevanLaughs
    @RevanLaughs 2 роки тому

    Definitely one of my favs. So much potential!

  • @mwellnow5016
    @mwellnow5016 2 роки тому

    Excellent selection! I remember reading this one quite a while ago haha.

  • @lockskelington314
    @lockskelington314 2 роки тому +8

    This SCP doesn't seem all the Malevolent and seems like its classification should be lowered as it doesn't seem to try to escape and doesn't force a deal on anyone and lets them walk away if the individual chooses to do so.
    The Bit with the Lawyer were it had fun I'm guessing its because people don't have a grasp of what they're asking for and to go into such depth I'm gussing it was like a Person who lived in world full of Blind people who couldn't appicate the joy of sight and to suddenly find another being could see and share their joys. But in the Format of Contracts instead.

    • @Thuazabi
      @Thuazabi 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah, but the better analogy in that framework would be the lawyer being half-blind (one good eye). The entity was clearly having fun at the lawyer's expense, evidenced by the lawyer never wanting to interact with it again.

    • @lockskelington314
      @lockskelington314 2 роки тому

      @@Thuazabi I agree It would be like the Lawyer being one Eyed because the Entity has Depth Perception of which The Lawyer still wouldn't be able to grasp at but the medium of having someone that can even partial understand you would make feel phenomenal.
      I do think the Entity liked him but it was too much for the lawyer.

    • @Keyce0013
      @Keyce0013 2 роки тому +2

      It could possibly be considered malevolent due to the fact that the price you have to pay is typically pretty severe and negative in return, such as losing the memory of your mother, or your favourite toy.

    • @lockskelington314
      @lockskelington314 2 роки тому +1

      @@Keyce0013 I DO think its somewhat bad it could be worse by making you take the deal.

    • @ouroboros3705
      @ouroboros3705 2 роки тому +1

      The high classification is due to the ‘potential’ it has to cause mass damage

  • @daltonyoung3853
    @daltonyoung3853 Рік тому

    I wish this one was longer I completely loved this one ❤️

  • @Strawberry-be8id
    @Strawberry-be8id 2 роки тому

    Watching this for a third time, so simply yet so exquisite of an SCP.

  • @Citizen_JQP
    @Citizen_JQP 2 роки тому

    I love these. Thank you

  • @b9brutality
    @b9brutality 2 роки тому

    Very much liked this one! Thank you.

  • @zeliardforty-two4692
    @zeliardforty-two4692 2 місяці тому

    Always loved this one! Everything hints at what things being who sits at the desk might be but never directly stated outright. Love the close up of the statue just in case someone didn’t get the idea. Remember: temptation is a great tool that can lead you to make a deal you’ll probably regret later. Also remember that this being probably wrote the book on lawyering. Probably why the deal with the lawyer was never completed

  • @Quizerno
    @Quizerno Рік тому

    This has always been one of my favorites. Calculated deals and recorded with the devil.

  • @toastyPredicament
    @toastyPredicament 2 роки тому

    Thank you for the upload.

  • @dsurio4383
    @dsurio4383 2 роки тому

    The quips at the end are back, awesome!

  • @superluminalprobabilityclo6884
    @superluminalprobabilityclo6884 2 роки тому +1

    Oh I have a feeling the lawyer will be meeting the entity again

    • @grimetinge7359
      @grimetinge7359 2 роки тому

      I think it's the other way around, the entity will be meeting with the lawyer. How? I'm not sure.

  • @mcdoublejesus2357
    @mcdoublejesus2357 2 роки тому

    i need more content. i fall asleep to these briefings. 45 min is the perfect length video

  • @MarchionRoTheEye
    @MarchionRoTheEye 2 роки тому

    Loved this one!

  • @PEDROZUEIROXP
    @PEDROZUEIROXP 2 роки тому +1

    Ring-a-ring o' roses, a pocket full of posies, a-tishoo! a-tishoo! we all fall down

  • @TrickiVicBB71
    @TrickiVicBB71 2 роки тому

    Was trying to listen to this while showering.
    Gotta tread carefully with this one

  • @caos1925
    @caos1925 2 роки тому +1

    I know it is old but seems is should be listed as 'safe' just keep the three parts seperate and don't have to think or worry about it at all

  • @gracefool
    @gracefool 2 роки тому

    The Volgun is the best audio source of SCP content so I am going to begin asking on every video for him to start an Antimimetics Division series.

  • @000Krim
    @000Krim 2 роки тому

    I love this one, thank you

  • @sirdeadlock
    @sirdeadlock 2 роки тому

    I enjoyed that reading. Thank you.

  • @dracos93
    @dracos93 2 роки тому

    It's been many videos since there were comments made after the report. I really really enjoy it and would like to see more too.

  • @Ugramosch
    @Ugramosch 2 роки тому +1

    Happy to hear that Dr. Millar´s quips are back.