I Found a Super Weird Instructional Video from 1999

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  • @PossiblyAlena
    @PossiblyAlena 3 роки тому +12783

    "Why are you filling up your car?"
    "Out of gas."
    Is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in months

    • @orangecat9559
      @orangecat9559 3 роки тому +538

      yeah what would they expect from someone fuelling up their car

    • @maddyc2412
      @maddyc2412 3 роки тому +329

      Such a dumb question lmao

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 роки тому +259

      when she asked that I was so confused like "why do you think?". It was so funny lol.

    • @muxshy
      @muxshy 3 роки тому +520

      gives off the same energy as
      “how do you keep your pants up when you’re performing? it’s incredible!”
      “belt.”

    • @hommefataltaemin
      @hommefataltaemin 3 роки тому +58

      I’m so glad I’m not alone in thinking that was fucking hilarious

  • @sileylav
    @sileylav 3 роки тому +3342

    "They put two k's instead of one. Which begs the question... Y2K?" That is the best pun Kurtis has ever made, maybe ever

    • @lluciassuarez
      @lluciassuarez 3 роки тому +36

      LITERALLY SO GENIUS

    • @rilaxkumah
      @rilaxkumah 3 роки тому +44

      I think YT should send him a trophy for that one

    • @scrambldrabbit
      @scrambldrabbit 3 роки тому +5

      LITERALLY

    • @walkingindlite
      @walkingindlite 3 роки тому +17

      I had to literally pause the video and breathe. THE GENIUS OF THAT PUN OOF

    • @kiuura
      @kiuura 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao I'm dying over it

  • @smsamurai93
    @smsamurai93 3 роки тому +4207

    "Why are you filling up your car?"
    "Outta gas"

  • @84green841
    @84green841 Рік тому +575

    as a pastry cook, i think i would genuinely pass away if all stand mixers stopped working

    • @rosiejl2798
      @rosiejl2798 8 місяців тому +8

      As a kid we used a mechanical hand mixer that worked by hand cranking it. Whipping cream took forever with it so my sister and i took turns when our hands got tired. We did have an electric mixer but my parents probably thought it would be too dangerous for us kids to use.

    • @jinxshijinx
      @jinxshijinx 6 місяців тому +5

      Omg so real. I already have carpal tunnel from piping so much, add hand mixing and I would simply cease to exist I think. I already have to hand mix color into my frosting and that's killer enough as it is lol

    • @theflyingspaget
      @theflyingspaget 4 місяці тому

      ​@@rosiejl2798as someone who was allowed unsupervised access to a hand mixer at a young age, yeah, it's a terrible idea. Nothing too bad happened but my cousin did get a very tiny lock of hair torn out when it got caught. Also, the mixer gave up on living recently so my and my sister have been doing that now, we swap off every ten minutes until it's done :D

  • @anomaly7853
    @anomaly7853 3 роки тому +7742

    I love to think that some ancient Mayans were creating their calendar and thought "Right, all the way to 2012. This was hard to make, but I'm sure that the people of 2012 won't mind making a new calendar once this one's time is up.".

    • @aswarmofbees5009
      @aswarmofbees5009 3 роки тому +363

      why is this so funny-

    • @A_Ducky
      @A_Ducky 3 роки тому +775

      Some Mayan councilman decided there's no more budget for the calendar stonemason & cut off his funding. On his last day, after the 2 weeks notice of course, he quit at a random place, put his tools in a cardboard box, and left the premises.
      People in 2012: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

    • @LuanaSantos-rl4sb
      @LuanaSantos-rl4sb 3 роки тому +62

      I thought exactly that huauhahua

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 3 роки тому +216

      I mean, that was probably the case, realistically.

    • @shadowdecidueye
      @shadowdecidueye 3 роки тому +153

      I like to imagine the made it thinking; "I wish I could see the reaction of the people from 2012 when they see that it ends"

  • @prajakthamallya9818
    @prajakthamallya9818 3 роки тому +1823

    Imagine kurtis just sitting in front of his computer, writing the new script, and he notices the 2 ks. A single tear rolls down his face.

  • @semogecarg
    @semogecarg 3 роки тому +15992

    that clip of "why are you filling up your car?" "out of gas" is so fucking funny i can't believe it's real

    • @sketchysketchin3361
      @sketchysketchin3361 3 роки тому +631

      I replayed it so many times, I want a shirt, I want something

    • @sheek_side
      @sheek_side 3 роки тому +171

      😂 meme worthy

    • @helllobren
      @helllobren 3 роки тому +141

      IT MAKES ME CRY LAUGH

    • @guy-sl3kr
      @guy-sl3kr 3 роки тому +446

      what answer was the reporter expecting, honestly lol

    • @ZijnShayatanica
      @ZijnShayatanica 3 роки тому +612

      That give me the same vibe as "How do your pants stay up?" "Belt." 😆🤣

  • @caliesehii
    @caliesehii Рік тому +752

    I remember hearing my grandparents talking about how we would have to get horses after y2k, because all the cars would stop working, and let me tell you... I was so. Fucking. Excited.
    I wanted that damn horse.

  • @ScatWiIIiams
    @ScatWiIIiams 3 роки тому +2488

    Dude. That “Why two k?” joke may have been one of the greatest jokes ever written. Not just YOUR greatest joke, kkurtis.

  • @rach_forthestar
    @rach_forthestar 3 роки тому +18904

    Missed opportunity in the trailer to use “it’s a whisk I’m willing to take”

  • @hommefataltaemin
    @hommefataltaemin 3 роки тому +2401

    I’m fucking dying at that clip where everyone thinks the world’s ending and this absolute legend is just like “outta gas” with some dumb lady asking him why he’s getting gas as if there’s any other possible reason....

    • @yourannoyinglittlebrother8595
      @yourannoyinglittlebrother8595 3 роки тому +4

      Hey hey she's not dumb people will think your dumb for thinking corona was the end of the world

    • @stayfrostyroyalmilktea
      @stayfrostyroyalmilktea 3 роки тому +101

      @@yourannoyinglittlebrother8595 corona literally has killed thousands. Y2K killed no one.

    • @ej6975
      @ej6975 3 роки тому +21

      @@stayfrostyroyalmilktea I haven’t watched the vid yet and I’m excited to figure out if you actually mean the early 2000s aesthetic or not. Because if you do, this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

    • @Bananafood4444
      @Bananafood4444 3 роки тому +43

      @indp. iv “a few thousand deaths” that’s so fucking disrespectful. People have lost their loved ones and you only see those people as a number. People dying constantly isn’t something to be calm abt.

    • @zeinaw9226
      @zeinaw9226 3 роки тому +8

      @indp. iv corona MAY not be the thing that will end the world but literally you dont know that? the virus is progressing more and more getting more dangerous since its start so there is a chance corone will just wipe us out. also "a few thousand deaths" how absolutly insensitive and rude

  • @bluflavouredpudding
    @bluflavouredpudding 9 місяців тому +177

    "women don't understand y2k"
    My mother, a software engineer, literally was part of the team that spent months solving the date problem in the company she was working in at the time

  • @bagandbroad
    @bagandbroad 3 роки тому +2391

    To be fair, putting the word FOOD on a label makes me immediately suspicious that the contents are not really food.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 3 роки тому +109

      Contents 100% Completely Edible For Humans

    • @MrKoyama2004
      @MrKoyama2004 3 роки тому +19

      I think the point of that is to get a diversity of stuff, and not just stock up on like 500 cans of the same food which can make you go into a vitamin deficency of whatever that food doesn't have.

    • @DDub04
      @DDub04 3 роки тому +13

      Asbestos-Free Food.

    • @ArsenicPaste
      @ArsenicPaste 3 роки тому +24

      @@alisaurus4224 Food, edible tasty eating food

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 3 роки тому +16

      @@ArsenicPaste Suitable for Mealtime Use

  • @hannahlamb4673
    @hannahlamb4673 3 роки тому +3350

    the why two k joke is legendary. i don’t make the rules. no one will ever make a better joke. this is it.

    • @haha-lj5sq
      @haha-lj5sq 3 роки тому +29

      That’s legitimately the reason I liked the video

    • @baileysmith1246
      @baileysmith1246 3 роки тому +18

      @@haha-lj5sq I ducked out and hit like immediately hahaha

    • @spencer3891
      @spencer3891 3 роки тому +8

      The dislikes are from people who don't have a sense of humor.

    • @slatehound1812
      @slatehound1812 3 роки тому +9

      but it makes me sad tho, cause that was obviously the peak of humanity and it's just gonna get worse from now on

    • @myacoyote5930
      @myacoyote5930 3 роки тому +2

      i can’t explain why this joke is the best one ever made

  • @meghanpfeiffer
    @meghanpfeiffer 3 роки тому +6185

    I've actually seen "The Last Stand Mixer." It turns out that they were actually Adam and Eve.

    • @mysunshine492
      @mysunshine492 3 роки тому +269

      wow spoiler much

    • @rhino7731
      @rhino7731 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/yylLF6e7BXo/v-deo.html

    • @yellowplate4539
      @yellowplate4539 3 роки тому +104

      Why’d you have to spoil it man

    • @jay-mt5do
      @jay-mt5do 3 роки тому +66

      no frickin way

    • @clarapena8053
      @clarapena8053 3 роки тому +67

      I swear I didn’t even see it coming it was such a good plot twist

  • @theron2119
    @theron2119 Рік тому +1689

    Yes we were fine - however it wasn’t because it wasn’t an issue - it is because thousands of people in the IT industry patched all of the systems in time. Believe me it was a major effort that everyone worked on until the final hours. I was present in the healthcare industry during Y2K.

    • @aloeleaf
      @aloeleaf Рік тому +162

      Honestly shout out to all the workers who fixed all that shit under that much pressure

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Рік тому +95

      This is so true, I was working at Apple at the time and we barely managed to get the code fixed in time for the midnight switch.

    • @pinheadlarry2921
      @pinheadlarry2921 Рік тому +98

      It still was never gonna be the end of the world lol everything just would’ve broke for a while. Houses were never gonna catch fire, coffee pots were never gonna explode, etc.

    • @Black_Knight767
      @Black_Knight767 Рік тому +25

      I remember NHS sent pregnant women a bunch of emails saying their babies were stillborn.

    • @jsas2047
      @jsas2047 Рік тому +52

      ​@@pinheadlarry2921 yeah worst case data would just get mixed up. Which can be really bad in a hospital that stores patient data digitally, but it won't cause computers to just explode lol

  • @naya9076
    @naya9076 3 роки тому +26303

    can we all just appreciate how the universe came together specifically so Kurtis could make the best y2k joke of all time

    • @raeva
      @raeva 3 роки тому +250

      Yes we can.

    • @lindy1846
      @lindy1846 3 роки тому +219

      we need to stop this comment at 2000 likes

    • @sarmontana
      @sarmontana 3 роки тому +46

      Thousandth like congrats dude

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 3 роки тому +199

      I was proud of myself because I thought of the joke the moment I saw that 😆 I would have lost my mind if he missed it. 👏 His pun detector never fails though!

    • @PicassoFace
      @PicassoFace 3 роки тому +59

      Maybe the only possible y2k joke in the world indeed

  • @alissavogue
    @alissavogue 3 роки тому +21464

    kurtis is the only man with a mullet, mustache, and home improvement hat combo that i trust

  • @LILY-fo7qx
    @LILY-fo7qx 3 роки тому +7451

    that fucking “y2k?” joke was so insanely perfect i think died for a second.

    • @ellie-pt7mg
      @ellie-pt7mg 3 роки тому +237

      Literally tho i gasped with excitement when i realized

    • @notamberp
      @notamberp 3 роки тому +100

      “I think died” ...yeah, I think you really might’ve lmao

    • @ami5marion
      @ami5marion 3 роки тому +94

      @@notamberp I was actually dead but that joke revived me

    • @LuperisNone
      @LuperisNone 3 роки тому +4

      What, you too?

    • @caitlinjopepe541
      @caitlinjopepe541 3 роки тому +6

      Yoooo love that you have Remington as your pfp

  • @liefdeltora3088
    @liefdeltora3088 2 роки тому +203

    Aight not to be a nerd but basically, the concern with Y2K was that when the digits flip over to 00, it doesn't just look weird, the computer actually reads it as 1900 rather than 2000. So if you had a medical record of someone born in 1901, then when they visited the hospital next, the computer would think granny caught a cold a year before she was born. It COULD'VE been an issue, but thankfully it's a fairly easy fix. Helps that we had a good amount of warning in advance, seeing as we don't change centuries terribly often.

    • @BigKicksMix
      @BigKicksMix Рік тому +12

      The knock on effect could also have cause underflow errors in other systems that used the date for calculations but yeah ultimately not anything harmful just software errors

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 3 роки тому +5270

    That "why two k?" joke was the best y2k joke I have ever heard.

    • @auntbill8166
      @auntbill8166 3 роки тому +76

      What other y2k jokes have you heard

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 роки тому +127

      @@auntbill8166 y2k itself is one

    • @alexhelton5451
      @alexhelton5451 2 роки тому +3

      alex?

    • @fireball626
      @fireball626 2 роки тому +1

      @@Tw0Dots roasted

    • @ryankennedy3
      @ryankennedy3 2 роки тому +14

      I rarely laugh out loud at UA-cam videos. This was one of those seldom times. Well done

  • @eggmon420
    @eggmon420 3 роки тому +7082

    I’m kinda upset that I’ll never get to hear that “why two k?” joke for the first time ever again.

    • @czreigrut1122
      @czreigrut1122 3 роки тому +83

      Why two k?

    • @ino6739
      @ino6739 3 роки тому +109

      the gasp i let out when hearing that@

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 3 роки тому +7

      same

    • @OiOi-kk5ti
      @OiOi-kk5ti 3 роки тому +7

      SAME

    • @imani8699
      @imani8699 3 роки тому +86

      I’m kinda upset that several people spoiled it in the comments before I got a chance to hear it 🤧

  • @noone3216
    @noone3216 3 роки тому +5839

    Lmao , Kurtis that "why two K?" joke was legitimately the funniest thing I've seen in months lol

    • @kai_maceration
      @kai_maceration 3 роки тому +96

      Aw dang it, your comment was in the comment section preview, and you spoiled the joke for me lol

    • @namename7868
      @namename7868 3 роки тому +15

      @@kai_maceration FORREAL Lmaooo

    • @lavender8568
      @lavender8568 3 роки тому +4

      Okie dokie artichokie!

    • @MadieTaylar
      @MadieTaylar 3 роки тому +12

      It was a joke, years in the making.

    • @jachymholas8513
      @jachymholas8513 3 роки тому +4

      that prolly was the most boring 2 months

  • @Shadowhurtz
    @Shadowhurtz 2 роки тому +120

    I was 6 when Y2K hit. Thankfully my family was sensible, and my father at the time was a sysadmin so he was actively working on making sure systems wouldn't break - and so we knew it was going to be harmless. Fun fact - Y2K only affected Windows workstations, as at the time Unix systems ran a 32 bit integer of seconds since January 1st 1970 (no, that date has no meaning, it was chosen randomly) - which means they would have been fine until 2038. (And now we're running 64 bit systems so we're good for a LONG time)
    2012 hit different though. Has anything really felt real since then?

  • @papercrane25
    @papercrane25 3 роки тому +3833

    Reporter: "why are you filling up your car?"
    Man: "Outta gas!"
    Wow, riveting journalism!

    • @CaptainNamikaze
      @CaptainNamikaze 3 роки тому +105

      My thoughts exactly, what a dumb question to ask.

    • @auferen
      @auferen 3 роки тому +25

      Better than saying the world is gonna end tbh

    • @justintreadue4075
      @justintreadue4075 3 роки тому +11

      Has anyone found a link to the clip?

    • @MaxToner59
      @MaxToner59 3 роки тому +20

      That's honestly my favorite part of the video

    • @lirio784
      @lirio784 3 роки тому +18

      time stamp: 6:36
      nooneaskedbutit'stherelmao

  • @SmoothOperator739
    @SmoothOperator739 2 роки тому +8068

    “Are you filling up your car because of Y2K?”
    “Not at all, I’m not worried.”
    “Why are you filling up your car?”
    “ *Out of gas.* “

  • @doris.9230
    @doris.9230 3 роки тому +915

    Fun thing: My dad absolutely believed that Y2K was going to happen, and he placed gallons of water all throughout the house. My mom called him an idiot on January 1st, 2000.

    • @buzz4205
      @buzz4205 3 роки тому +20

      Memento Mori!

    • @Tamara-ju3lh
      @Tamara-ju3lh 3 роки тому +11

      My dad filled up jugs of water too. But he's always been a bit of a conspiracy theorist.

    • @lebonemagagane
      @lebonemagagane 3 роки тому +4

      ah a fellow [redacted] enjoyer, memento mori

    • @LurpakSpreadableButter
      @LurpakSpreadableButter 3 роки тому +4

      Memento Mori

    • @missy2375
      @missy2375 3 роки тому +3

      Momento mori, unus annus

  • @zeniascreativespace3890
    @zeniascreativespace3890 Рік тому +198

    My mother was very nonchalant about the whole thing- I was 10, and our whole family grew up in the woods near a major river here in Alaska, so we were used to expecting difficult events and my own mom survived multiple events to include the Alaskan 1964 earthquake. We woke up the first morning Jan 1, 2000, shrugged, moved on, and about ten years later I saw my first internet cat video. We all turned out to be fine after all 😂 🐈

    • @atlanticamnesia
      @atlanticamnesia Рік тому +4

      hey what's it like living in alaska? is it super cold and isolated like the way I usually imagine haha I live in Georgia I'm curious

    • @zeniascreativespace3890
      @zeniascreativespace3890 Рік тому +7

      @@atlanticamnesia large parts of it are pretty isolated, but where I live it's mostly pretty much like living in a normal town. in the winter as it can get to be about 20 below zero as well, but it can also get pretty hot in certain parts in the summer. The trickiest part for me is the daylight shifting because it can impact your mood, being super dark for most of the 24 hour day in the winter time, and mostly light out all day in the summer late into the night. Sorry this comment is late :)

    • @atlanticamnesia
      @atlanticamnesia Рік тому +3

      @@zeniascreativespace3890 COOL I never even knew that Alaska got to be dark and freeezing but sounds pretty normal like towns and nice summers and stuff that's so cool!

  • @carterdavis3556
    @carterdavis3556 3 роки тому +5313

    When my great grandma died my parents went to go clean out her house. They didn’t keep much, but what the did keep was a 2 liter bottle of 7 up filled with water labeled Y2K. We still have it in our house 20 years later. It is my favorite family heirloom.

  • @lonelyfriday6022
    @lonelyfriday6022 3 роки тому +3963

    That “outta gas” guy is a most chill person I’ve ever seen

    • @CardboardEaterlol
      @CardboardEaterlol 3 роки тому +103

      Bro i can't be the only one who thinks that's ted nivison

    • @AshTheQueenOfRodents
      @AshTheQueenOfRodents 3 роки тому +24

      @@CardboardEaterlol I was thinking the same thing then I realized he is in his twentys so he wouldn't be old enough to drive

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 роки тому +46

      @@AshTheQueenOfRodents he’a a time traveler, that’s why he wasn’t worried

    • @AshTheQueenOfRodents
      @AshTheQueenOfRodents 3 роки тому +17

      @@Tw0Dots oh yeah I think hes the reason why my dog is divorced

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 роки тому +27

      The insistent way the woman asked "So why are you getting gas?!" like there can'r be any other reason, just makes me want to shake her, lol!

  • @Sedow1231
    @Sedow1231 3 роки тому +1271

    dude with his most 2000s chill ever responded "outta gas" as casual as his lack of fear is my spirit animal from now on

    • @shrubgrass
      @shrubgrass 3 роки тому +6

      @soinu foig what.

    • @squiid4731
      @squiid4731 3 роки тому +2

      @@shrubgrass what'd they say?

    • @kev1257ful
      @kev1257ful 3 роки тому +8

      @@squiid4731 your pfp sent me lmfao

    • @uhohstinky9783
      @uhohstinky9783 3 роки тому

      I don't even watch Ted nivision but he looks exactly like him it weird

  • @c.r.k.7162
    @c.r.k.7162 2 роки тому +69

    I was 16. I think I remember this exact BS video. My poor grandmother was terrified. She bought cases of Coleman propane tanks and some -20 degree sleeping bags. Maybe we were going to die, but weren’t going to die cold.

  • @paityn2431
    @paityn2431 3 роки тому +430

    BRUH "...why are you getting gas...?"
    "o u t a g a s"
    I CANT LMFAOO

  • @Moony-Lighty
    @Moony-Lighty 3 роки тому +712

    “Why are you filling up your car?”
    *“O U T O F G A S .”*

  • @IkaMusume813
    @IkaMusume813 3 роки тому +586

    I died at the "why are you filling up your car?" "Out of gas" that guy is my hero.

    • @sophia-pl4qu
      @sophia-pl4qu 3 роки тому +5

      Literally lmal

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 роки тому +21

      I love really obvious answers to dumbass questions

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 3 роки тому +16

      his tone and comedic timing was impeccable i hope he’s doing well in 2021

    • @spicycherrymilk9058
      @spicycherrymilk9058 3 роки тому +6

      He’s a legend

    • @bushdenae
      @bushdenae 3 роки тому +1

      Omg same lol

  • @Leviathan_2717
    @Leviathan_2717 10 місяців тому +20

    I almost ate radium the other day because it had the label "food" on it but then i remembered this video. Thanks, Kurt.

  • @ryanwilliams7388
    @ryanwilliams7388 3 роки тому +1219

    'Why are you filling up your car?"
    "Outta Gas"
    Took me out

    • @Maialeen
      @Maialeen 3 роки тому +75

      If I were that reporter I would never get over it. I'd stay up at night thinking about how I asked that question on tv.

    • @memeju1ce
      @memeju1ce 3 роки тому +54

      @@Maialeen she’s probably sitting in her bed right now staring blankly at a wall. i’d never forgive myself tbh

    • @tess6330
      @tess6330 3 роки тому

      SAMEEEE

    • @orbeezeater
      @orbeezeater 3 роки тому +3

      “Are you filling up your car with gas because of the soon to be fall of all technology?”

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 3 роки тому +13

      “Why are you buying bottled water?”
      “Life”

  • @shawn.spencer
    @shawn.spencer 3 роки тому +993

    That "why are filling up your car?" question had the EXACT energy of the "how do you manage to keep your pants from falling?" vine

  • @discoursewithhanna
    @discoursewithhanna 3 роки тому +2059

    “why two k?” ...what are we going to do now that kurt has made the best joke he’ll ever make?

    • @DankrumStar
      @DankrumStar 3 роки тому +28

      He’s peaked

    • @dsamuel2116
      @dsamuel2116 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @jamietheangryoctopus5938
      @jamietheangryoctopus5938 3 роки тому

      @n he cares lol it’s kinda weird to like ur own comment like do they think they’re that funny that they have to like the comment they just wrote

    • @ohaatageldi
      @ohaatageldi 3 роки тому +2

      @@ceoofbananaco.9960 egoistic much?

    • @FOHaab
      @FOHaab 3 роки тому +7

      @@ohaatageldi They pressed a button that has no real value nor power. Why are you so bothered by that? Yall are down horrendous if that truly bothers you

  • @SamEsss
    @SamEsss Рік тому +33

    I remember this, well, not this instructional video but the whole Y2K crisis. I remember all the older generations saying “see this is what happens when you rely on all this ‘TECHNOLOGY’” usually with dramatic air quotes around technology. People thought everything in the world was just gonna stop and we were gonna go back to the Stone Age. And then midnight rolled around and literally nothing changed. I remember my uncle who was chemical engineer but was also like brilliant about everything really didn’t think anything was going to happen. So I wasn’t that scared. Everything scientific wise I have ever asked him has been right from what my memory serves me. But it was a huuuuuuuuuge deal.

  • @DPadGamer
    @DPadGamer 3 роки тому +6522

    The thrown baby bit's audio was way too good it caught me off guard.

    • @lloyddragon2036
      @lloyddragon2036 3 роки тому +147

      i was watching this video without headphones and my mom heard that bit out of context and she was like "what ARE you watching??"

    • @xchara6996
      @xchara6996 3 роки тому +8

      YEAH

    • @danc893
      @danc893 3 роки тому +14

      @KevinBB it ain't gonna work lol

    • @invisibleghost3820
      @invisibleghost3820 3 роки тому +37

      @KevinBB I don’t know why you are begging for people to hate you but I hope you have a great day friend! I hope you get over whatever you are dealing with :)

    • @anonymeese
      @anonymeese 3 роки тому +8

      @@invisibleghost3820 it's a bot

  • @faithparker3085
    @faithparker3085 3 роки тому +2346

    Kurtis: “the world could end from an alien attack, or like a big...”
    Me: Asteroid?
    Kurtis: “Shark.”

    • @TheKaurK
      @TheKaurK 3 роки тому +67

      Asteroids harboring big space sharks

    • @Thumbdinky
      @Thumbdinky 3 роки тому +13

      @@TheKaurK oh no

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 роки тому +33

      I'm convinced he watched Jaws before recording lol.

    • @xXMsCrazy9Xx
      @xXMsCrazy9Xx 3 роки тому +15

      gonna be honest i thought kurtis said shart but either way it's fitting

    • @Geoffrey454
      @Geoffrey454 3 роки тому

      Tbf "Nibiru" was sometimes described as an asteroid and sometimes as a planet

  • @victoriachristina1
    @victoriachristina1 3 роки тому +2025

    Kurtis, your parents went to an “end of the world party” instead of hanging out with their kid... on the night when the world may have ended.
    Are you ok?

  • @PROG-MAN
    @PROG-MAN 2 роки тому +34

    I would totally watch 25 minutes of Kurtis listing names of apocalyptic movies

  • @trina4205
    @trina4205 3 роки тому +3556

    I was 20 during y2k. I remember when the clock struck midnight we all just kinda whispered *happy new year* when nothing happened we all cracked up and went on partying 😂😂

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 3 роки тому +189

      lmao sounds kinda badass tbh

    • @CharlieApples
      @CharlieApples 3 роки тому +207

      I was 7 and my mom was mortally terrified for our lives, but I was just super psyched about getting to ~stay up late~

    • @dorkfishieSailor
      @dorkfishieSailor 3 роки тому +38

      I like how the scam bots are commenting on this exact post, with the exact same comment, word-for-word.

    • @truckerdave8465
      @truckerdave8465 2 роки тому +18

      I was 19 and my aunt was so upset I was going out. Like she had went full on prepper for it 🤣

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 2 роки тому +24

      I wasn’t born yet, in fact my parents weren’t even living in the region to experience the “scare.” This whole thing just escaped our family entirely so it’s insanely amusing to learn about.

  • @salmorehoe
    @salmorehoe 3 роки тому +1536

    So tired of Hollywood casting adults as kids on movies, that kid in "The Last Stand Mixer" was obviously over 15.

    • @micnik3573
      @micnik3573 3 роки тому +26

      I prefer it though. Its just better for many reasons

    • @freakmaster30000
      @freakmaster30000 3 роки тому +7

      @@micnik3573 how

    • @yesieatedbutnosoap6927
      @yesieatedbutnosoap6927 3 роки тому +17

      @@freakmaster30000 because I’m pretty sure most minors don’t do it 24/7or do drugs 24/7

    • @yourdad3275
      @yourdad3275 3 роки тому +21

      @@raperepublicanwomentheysee1786 jesus christ dude what is that username about

    • @ffg2020
      @ffg2020 3 роки тому +1

      @@raperepublicanwomentheysee1786 your username 😀

  • @karmasmatic5074
    @karmasmatic5074 3 роки тому +2188

    “the last stand mixer” was like an snl level sketch dude holy shit

    • @trinityolusola394
      @trinityolusola394 3 роки тому +7

      Yes!!!! 👏👏

    • @ashleysheree7057
      @ashleysheree7057 3 роки тому +113

      Right? And I just came from Drew's SNL video where he said that some UA-camr skits are better than some SNL skits and I immediately thought of Kurtis

    • @user-ws8fw6ti7o
      @user-ws8fw6ti7o 3 роки тому +3

      @@ashleysheree7057 same lmao

    • @Beezlebub6913
      @Beezlebub6913 3 роки тому +22

      That's not saying much.... It's SNL

    • @nope8083
      @nope8083 3 роки тому +7

      @@ashleysheree7057 yO I JUST CAME FROM THERE TOO

  • @alistair.in.wonderland
    @alistair.in.wonderland 2 роки тому +12

    fun fact: the US federal reserve actually had a Y2K disaster response team that worked to keep the economy from collapsing in the event that all the computers stopped working and poured billions of dollars of US government money into modernizing financial computer systems across america. the team had a command post in the fed's william mcchesney martin building on the night of the new year, where approximately 100 people monitored the world's transition into the 2000s. the government prepared for a complete recession, stockpiling cash at 90 locations around the US and releasing billions of dollars worth of liquidity into the US banking system. the disaster team stayed up all night to make sure that the country transitioned smoothly into Y2K.

  • @existingthing3888
    @existingthing3888 3 роки тому +765

    No lie, that “why two k” joke is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard and will ever hear

    • @leoskoble
      @leoskoble 3 роки тому +7

      Guy: How do you spell acknowledge?
      Other guy: well I hate spelling so probably ack! Knowledge!

    • @blvto4467
      @blvto4467 3 роки тому +1

      the best joke ever

    • @DoodyDraws
      @DoodyDraws 3 роки тому +1

      I smashed the back of my head into my bed 😂😂😂

    • @Lucia-ct2sj
      @Lucia-ct2sj 3 роки тому

      I don't get it

    • @sydneethomas04
      @sydneethomas04 3 роки тому

      it was so good i was in shock but i should expect it from kurtis

  • @Experiment-qq8mq
    @Experiment-qq8mq 3 роки тому +1269

    "buying low, selling high"
    Stock traders: he knows too much

  • @gabbykingmusic
    @gabbykingmusic 3 роки тому +748

    my grandparents literally had a new years eve party where they handed out tshirts that said ‘i survived Y2K at mick and annes house!’ like it was a whole thing

    • @CChissel
      @CChissel 3 роки тому +5

      Well, it was a real thing so.. lol

    • @MsKJackson831
      @MsKJackson831 3 роки тому +23

      I would kill for one of those shirts now omg

    • @Robotneonunicorn
      @Robotneonunicorn 3 роки тому +16

      Imagine seeing some kid walking down the street wearing one they found at a thrift store 😂

    • @gabbykingmusic
      @gabbykingmusic 3 роки тому +2

      @@MsKJackson831 dude me too, I wanna ask my grandma if she still has any bc I’ve only ever seen them in photos

    • @gabbykingmusic
      @gabbykingmusic 3 роки тому +2

      @@Robotneonunicorn I would freak the fuck out and ask them if I could buy it off them then and there lol

  • @julieneff9408
    @julieneff9408 Рік тому +14

    In 1999, I was 25 and working in medical records. I was largely sure that Y2K wouldn't change anything, but in the back of my mind I was worried about having to use paper medical charts again. Those things suuuuuck. Also, I got blackout drunk that NYE and was hungover for a full 48 hours. Good times.

  • @TEEEEEEEEEEJ
    @TEEEEEEEEEEJ 3 роки тому +2145

    It’s so funny how everybody thought the world was gonna end just because of a few computers, but really the kids were Adam and Eve the whole time

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 3 роки тому +3

      And the best thing we thought was going to happen during the Y2K apocalypse came out 2 years later. SWAYZAK, ANYBODY?! I think THAT'S the reason Jason made him like Zurg. If Jason doesn't stop acting like a fucking pussy when it comes to Swayzak and TELLS US HOW AND WHY HE MADE THIS CHARACTER, I will shut up. I NEED to know WHY is Swayzak.

    • @seal8900
      @seal8900 3 роки тому +22

      @@YuukiTakemoto1996 what

    • @aarcade6676
      @aarcade6676 3 роки тому +21

      @@YuukiTakemoto1996 what the actual fuck are you talking about

    • @ruetistic
      @ruetistic 3 роки тому +16

      @@YuukiTakemoto1996 what the fuck are you talking about dude

    • @Hilolrat
      @Hilolrat 2 роки тому +31

      @@YuukiTakemoto1996 I like your funky words, magic man

  • @rachaelpargmann8709
    @rachaelpargmann8709 3 роки тому +1325

    Thinking about how my dad saw this, believed it, followed it and then locked himself in a bunker with my mom that night. Anyways my parents got divorced.

  • @lizzy2060
    @lizzy2060 3 роки тому +3873

    Kurtis: the Mayan calendar said so
    Also Kurtis: displays image of the Aztecs sun stone.

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 роки тому +213

      If the shoe fits

    • @TOPHATKITTY909
      @TOPHATKITTY909 3 роки тому +16

      @@pokaay3163 AHAHAHA

    • @CharlieApples
      @CharlieApples 3 роки тому +88

      @Pokaay The Mayans didn’t wear shoes, asshole

    • @Holytitmouse
      @Holytitmouse 3 роки тому +58

      @@CharlieApples, this is like. The worst comment I've ever seen. congrats

    • @CharlieApples
      @CharlieApples 3 роки тому +37

      @@Holytitmouse Just started using UA-cam huh?

  • @lisavandenhoven5672
    @lisavandenhoven5672 2 роки тому +21

    I wish I could find anything about Jim Lord after the year 2000, but everything I can find about him is from the 90s.
    Did he blip out of existence on Jan 1, 2000? Was HE the one that was not Y2K compatible ALL ALONG?

  • @izzylynn8632
    @izzylynn8632 3 роки тому +4775

    “Women no understand computers, date, time.”
    The woman who invented wi-fi: 🤨

    • @Raven-wq4li
      @Raven-wq4li 3 роки тому +530

      the woman who coined the term "bug": hmm

    • @thatoneinternetguy9258
      @thatoneinternetguy9258 3 роки тому +1186

      so that's why it's called wi-fi and not husb-andi

    • @mel-jz7uz
      @mel-jz7uz 3 роки тому +214

      @@thatoneinternetguy9258 hub-by

    • @samlol5161
      @samlol5161 3 роки тому +123

      @@thatoneinternetguy9258 No comment should be this funny

    • @perlebabin7115
      @perlebabin7115 3 роки тому +32

      @@thatoneinternetguy9258 omgggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣 underrated comment

  • @Clara-vx2zp
    @Clara-vx2zp 3 роки тому +6431

    if kurtis had a second name starting with “f” his initials would be “KFC”. end of the communication.

    • @Clara-vx2zp
      @Clara-vx2zp 3 роки тому +1308

      kurtis fungus connor

    • @noodlearg9745
      @noodlearg9745 3 роки тому +910

      kurtis fucking connor

    • @sage1269
      @sage1269 3 роки тому +17

      BAHAHAHDHA

    • @leannna
      @leannna 3 роки тому +143

      @@noodlearg9745 this is the best one, nothing can top this

    • @onmymomma0
      @onmymomma0 3 роки тому +234

      But now he is only KC “Kentucky chicken” 😔

  • @lfdeftonesbae86
    @lfdeftonesbae86 3 роки тому +1898

    y2k can never be not funny, it’s like the early, “a.i. turning against humanity” scare

    • @perlebabin7115
      @perlebabin7115 3 роки тому +9

      @Joshua Roehl Lol what’s with the youtube link?

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +9

      HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear ar

    • @m4rcy126
      @m4rcy126 3 роки тому +18

      I forgot Y2K was like a thing and i was like ?people have to prepare for the guy who made that one song??? what did he do?

    • @MathewWalls
      @MathewWalls 3 роки тому +60

      Except that it was actually a legitimate problem that a lot of people did a lot of work to fix. The only reason it wasn't a huge disaster is because it was actually taken seriously by businesses and governments.

    • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
      @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin 3 роки тому +25

      @@MathewWalls Yeah, you can tell who was there and who wasn’t. And they think covid presented supply chain issues, uncertainty and hoarding. 🙄 The whole world held its breath at 11:59:59 in each region. The. Whole. World.

  • @bennyuhlich56
    @bennyuhlich56 6 місяців тому +14

    I got married in 2012, about a week before the world was supposed to end. By that point I didn’t buy it, but I figured if the world did end, spending the last week of existence married to my best friend would be the best way.

  • @HannaShmanna
    @HannaShmanna 2 роки тому +5158

    I was ten when this went down. My parents literally cried and said their goodbyes to us. It was really traumatic and my four year old brother was so scared so I lied and said they're all just overreacting and we'll be fine. Little did I know..

    • @brit6979
      @brit6979 2 роки тому +1053

      Best older sibling. Mine would have looked me dead in the eye and said “you’re the only one who is going to die because you’re not 10 yet.”

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 2 роки тому +566

      Thats horrible for parents to do over something so speculative. Awful on your kids.

    • @MN-zh2vd
      @MN-zh2vd 2 роки тому +129

      @@brit6979🤣 Oh my god, I was that asshole. Oh noooo! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @trash_irl3314
      @trash_irl3314 2 роки тому +16

      @@brit6979 im going to ask you a question
      do you make terezi loco?

    • @HornyIndianMan
      @HornyIndianMan 2 роки тому +4

      Hahahahah

  • @kaburii9807
    @kaburii9807 3 роки тому +1160

    The three most important things to stock up on for an emergency: food, water, and stocks.

  • @bellaw.7604
    @bellaw.7604 3 роки тому +938

    Kurtis when he made such a great movie trailer: "so do I call Hollywood, or do they call me?"

    • @notthebest5180
      @notthebest5180 3 роки тому +12

      No it’s hollywoo

    • @idkneo
      @idkneo 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/1UV_G5xrEEA/v-deo.html

    • @superstellarhere
      @superstellarhere 3 роки тому +2

      @Kegan Anderson you have won the comments

  • @RhombusOfTheJ
    @RhombusOfTheJ 4 місяці тому +5

    Y2K was really just an inconvenience to the computer industry. Like my dad was working during Y2K and they just had to make some changes and updates to the system to make sure it works.

  • @Dizzydollie7
    @Dizzydollie7 3 роки тому +6610

    My 4th grade teacher believed in Y2K catastrophes and when kids said they’d “see her next year” for Christmas break, she just said “no you won’t.”
    First day back: awkward

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 роки тому +693

      Teachers shouldn’t be allowed to believe in dumb shit

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt 3 роки тому +71

      💀💀💀

    • @omgitzpaige2013
      @omgitzpaige2013 3 роки тому +802

      even if she believed that you don’t say that to children what the fuck lol

    • @Dizzydollie7
      @Dizzydollie7 3 роки тому +237

      @@omgitzpaige2013 public school in Louisiana = never again

    • @koolkat-hq5xc
      @koolkat-hq5xc 3 роки тому +49

      I have to know what that first day back was like

  • @Sitcomabed
    @Sitcomabed 3 роки тому +1394

    “Do not perceive me” FELT THAT

  • @shelleys2004
    @shelleys2004 3 роки тому +249

    Y2K being a whole apocalyptic event in the past and an aesthetic now is the funniest thing ever

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 3 роки тому +6

      2012 also does the same after it's successor, but instead of digital system don't know what year 2000 is, it goes for unfinished Mayan calendar taken out of context instead.
      Guess the concept of end of the world still catch us off guard after all.

    • @shelleys2004
      @shelleys2004 3 роки тому +2

      @@majorblitz3846 and also the whole thing that happened start of 2020 and then covid (except covid is a reasonable thing to worry about). Also conspiracy theory: the gov commercializes off of apocalyptic events; that’s y there’s so many of them

  • @Sardonyx-gem
    @Sardonyx-gem 2 роки тому +384

    Y2K WAS a real thing, it took hundreds of people thousands of hours to update every system so nothing would crash when the clocks ticked over. If they did nothing, then everything woulda been fucked.

    • @countolaf_lover
      @countolaf_lover Рік тому +15

      NO?! y2k wasnt real to the grade where the world was gonna end. it was a rumor, it wasnt real

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 Рік тому +31

      ​@@countolaf_lover I think bank computers deducting a century of interest from your accounts would've been a problem.

    • @kassiogomes8498
      @kassiogomes8498 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@@waffles3629the bank you just put the money back in. It wouldn't dissappear from the face of the earth.

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 9 місяців тому

      @@kassiogomes8498 oh yeah, it would've been fixed, but it would have caused problems.

    • @MaryamMaqdisi
      @MaryamMaqdisi 6 місяців тому

      ​@@kassiogomes8498I work with databases at my work, believe me changing the date by a hundred years gan cause all sorts of stupid errors, I wouldn't be surprised if lots of data was gone or corrupted forever. Engineers prevented incalculable damage, that's it.

  • @cleagrubb2870
    @cleagrubb2870 3 роки тому +355

    “We survived 2012, at what cost 😭” was not expecting that but truth 😭

  • @evthegiraffe1867
    @evthegiraffe1867 3 роки тому +1968

    I’m disappointed that Kurtis didn’t make a “mixer? I hardly know her” joke

  • @twilightburial
    @twilightburial 3 роки тому +439

    kurtistown now requires all residents to label edible items as "FOOD" as to distinguish them from nonfood items

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 роки тому +14

      humans are food.

    • @mranxiety9995
      @mranxiety9995 3 роки тому +11

      Dad obey the server
      Dad obey the server
      Dad obey the server
      Dad obey the server
      Dad obey the server
      Dad obey the server
      Dad obey the server
      Dad obey the server
      Dad obey the server

    • @spikyeyelashes5890
      @spikyeyelashes5890 3 роки тому +6

      @milkyeon why does this sound like a grandparent’s facebook post on how to make good mac and cheese lmaoo

  • @Marlyjade
    @Marlyjade 2 роки тому +15

    My grandma bought a replica Aztec calendar for decor in 2012 for the aesthetic. My family had a great sense of humor tbh

  • @staydead1229
    @staydead1229 3 роки тому +3831

    I was almost 8yrs old when my unstable mother kept me and my younger sibling up ALL night for Y2K. She was convinced-and excited-that we were all ‘going to die and go to Heaven’.
    Then when the ball dropped and Y2K happened, she just smiled softly, shrugged, and put us to bed??
    No apology, no explanation, just took the L and moved on.
    I’ll take Things To Never Do To Your Kids for 500. 😩

  • @inexternalrecords
    @inexternalrecords 3 роки тому +1004

    When the year 2000 hit I was 8 years old with my dad at his friends house and when the ball dropped on the TV marking the new year my dad's friend pulled the power to the whole house and I thought that was the end of all electricity and running water. Instantly I got hit with these imaginations of my mom unable to run the faucet or cook us dinner and I cried my eyes out. My dad's friend turned the power back on and apologized and told me he would do ANYTHING to make me feel better. I asked him for a glass of water, because water is my favorite drink and I was losing my mind thinking I wasn't going to have it anymore. I got a glass of water and drank it down and man that glass of water hit different after crying my eyes out. Thinking back, I should have asked for $20 or something but that's my Y2K story lol.

    • @GingerIntrovert
      @GingerIntrovert 3 роки тому +21

      That's awful!!

    • @izzy-gb8us
      @izzy-gb8us 3 роки тому +183

      Water is your favourite drink? That's pretty legendary

    • @ia490
      @ia490 3 роки тому +122

      you got your priorities straight at eight years old with water being your favorite drink

    • @lassaing
      @lassaing 3 роки тому +31

      @@izzy-gb8us water is honestly my favourite drink too. best shit

    • @izzy-gb8us
      @izzy-gb8us 3 роки тому +25

      @@lassaing its crisp, I'll give you that

  • @decameter
    @decameter 2 роки тому +12

    Y2K is a joke because 300 billion dollars was spent to ensure nothing happened. Lots of updated firmware, my dad was working in factory robotics at the time, apparently it was a big deal for corporate and industry but not nearly as big a deal for average people. It was better in the long run, cause it meant we stopped using systems from the 1960s.

  • @nickcariglio8228
    @nickcariglio8228 2 роки тому +3096

    So the morals here are:
    • Keep two liters of water hidden around your house.
    • Just because something says food on it doesn't mean it is food.
    • In case of emergency, threaten and/or beg your doctor for more prescription meds.
    • Women can't grasp the concept of time.
    • The kids were Adam and Eve the whole time.

    • @hunkydory3521
      @hunkydory3521 2 роки тому +18

      Why doesn't this comment have more likes?

    • @crains8087
      @crains8087 2 роки тому +24

      @@hunkydory3521 because the bots didn't find it and push it to the top

    • @seraphjade4273
      @seraphjade4273 2 роки тому +6

      Not enough ppl read and get here? I love it.

    • @helgijonsson3537
      @helgijonsson3537 2 роки тому +103

      Women: "The kids were Adam and Eve the whole WHAT?"

    • @pandaxlaura
      @pandaxlaura 2 роки тому +5

      the last one was said at the same exact time i read it. star's have aligned

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay 3 роки тому +700

    Reporter: Why would you fill you car?
    Guy: out of gas
    My dude was so done, he just needed gas and had one of the dumbest questions asked to him

    • @commanderpinkie7617
      @commanderpinkie7617 3 роки тому +13

      That man looked like TedNivision. Same energy too.

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 3 роки тому +5

      "Cause I want to drink it later, why else?"

    • @jllfish
      @jllfish 3 роки тому

      @@commanderpinkie7617IKR MDJDK

  • @cornmann8423
    @cornmann8423 3 роки тому +3114

    This guy is cool. He should be a mayor of a town or something

    • @AnAwkwardHuman
      @AnAwkwardHuman 3 роки тому +39

      He is. Of Curtis town. 🙂

    • @ashley4321
      @ashley4321 3 роки тому +118

      Or maybe a UA-camr⁉️

    • @someone6126
      @someone6126 3 роки тому +119

      right? i feel like he'd be a great comedian

    • @gayboy76
      @gayboy76 3 роки тому +6

      Issa joke

    • @pertnay
      @pertnay 3 роки тому +17

      @@AnAwkwardHuman kurtis*

  • @conalflood7895
    @conalflood7895 Рік тому +34

    What's funny to me is that people were probably freaking out about Y2K right up until midnight, meanwhile it's almost 24hours ahead in Australia and they were straight chilling and nobody seemed to think about calling over to ask if everything was good over there

  • @Happytravellerkimmy
    @Happytravellerkimmy 3 роки тому +1130

    Fun fact: we have a fax machine at work that never got Y2K updated and it still works. It thinks it's 1996 (we can't change its year on the time/date stamp) but I can still use it to send faxes to 1996.

    • @mailcs06
      @mailcs06 3 роки тому +41

      That’s incredible.

    • @Siphyr
      @Siphyr 3 роки тому +140

      So...you own a time machine

    • @myspacepunk
      @myspacepunk 3 роки тому +73

      Tell my parents not to make me

    • @dr.danburritoman1293
      @dr.danburritoman1293 3 роки тому +12

      @@Siphyr yeah how are we ignoring that part😳.

    • @najera0621
      @najera0621 3 роки тому +7

      @@myspacepunk me too

  • @ConnorPugs
    @ConnorPugs 3 роки тому +2662

    It’s so wild that Y2K was an actual thing lmaoo

    • @froggysenator1144
      @froggysenator1144 3 роки тому +64

      Bruhhh imagine panicking over a date

    • @meli_lemon_real
      @meli_lemon_real 3 роки тому +11

      HI CONNOR!!!!

    • @calredwine7001
      @calredwine7001 3 роки тому +20

      @@froggysenator1144 sweats in date with crush

    • @courtney9180
      @courtney9180 3 роки тому

      connor!!!!

    • @MathewWalls
      @MathewWalls 3 роки тому +107

      @@froggysenator1144 It wasn't "panicking over a date", it was panicking over a whole lot of critical software designed around the assumption that it would all be replaced before the end of the century, which it wasn't. It was a genuine problem that, if unaddressed, could have caused a lot of damage. The only reason it seems like a lot of fuss over nothing is because a lot of people did a lot of work to actually solve the problem before any damage as done.

  • @Sitcomabed
    @Sitcomabed 3 роки тому +156

    That “why 2 k?” Joke was the funniest thing ive ever heard in my entire life

  • @skellington8090
    @skellington8090 5 місяців тому +3

    I was born a bit after 1999-2000, so I personally didn’t expect the whole Y2K scare, but I have heard about it, as well as the whole “world ending in 2012” thing.

  • @RedCaio
    @RedCaio 3 роки тому +620

    My jaw dropped at the "Why two 'k'?" joke. I'm blown away. best joke ever.

    • @Owen-fh1de
      @Owen-fh1de 3 роки тому +5

      I mean , it’s not though

    • @DianaB-vm1hj
      @DianaB-vm1hj 3 роки тому +14

      @@Owen-fh1de it is though

    • @Owen-fh1de
      @Owen-fh1de 3 роки тому +2

      @@DianaB-vm1hj it worked perfectly, but it wasn’t very funny lol

    • @Ashleigh-di5ri
      @Ashleigh-di5ri 3 роки тому +2

      mmm and i saw this comment before the joke so it wasnt funny anymore 😄

    • @anikajoy5739
      @anikajoy5739 3 роки тому +1

      I need to know if that was actually misspelled or did he add the K for the joke? Pressing questions here😄

  • @rylee1048
    @rylee1048 3 роки тому +2672

    As a female Computer Engineering student, I can confirm that I know nothing about computers.

    • @dia8183
      @dia8183 3 роки тому +491

      female web developer here. not sure what a "computer" is but all these dates and times sure are confusing

    • @valdciva9705
      @valdciva9705 3 роки тому +285

      female editor here. what are computers

    • @sxsx1240
      @sxsx1240 3 роки тому +299

      female here. what are you guys talking about?

    • @the0.01germsleft8
      @the0.01germsleft8 3 роки тому +168

      As a female learning code, I know nothing about these “ computers “ and times 😕

    • @alexdeithwen9146
      @alexdeithwen9146 3 роки тому +178

      Have you tried labelling food as "computers"?

  • @Heiress89
    @Heiress89 2 роки тому +1974

    I had just turned 15 in December 1999 and i carried on as if the world would continue, because I had just bought NSYNC tickets for June 2000, and i - all by myself - willed the world to continue after Y2K.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Рік тому +190

      Thank you Jodiana, you're the hero we wanted but didn't deserve

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Рік тому +23

      You’ve got a cool name, my dude.

    • @KariMari1
      @KariMari1 Рік тому +30

      If you didn't do that I wouldn't exist, thank you!

    • @Ta-m01
      @Ta-m01 Рік тому +4

      Backstreet boys are better

    • @winniethepooht5776
      @winniethepooht5776 Рік тому +7

      ​@@Ta-m01mkay👀

  • @boomfanfic-a-latta8996
    @boomfanfic-a-latta8996 7 місяців тому +31

    The “Why are you filling up your car?” “I’m out of gas!” exchange has the same energy as when someone asked my mom what she’d be doing on December 21 2012 for the end of the world, and her response was “Celebrating my son’s birthday, because IT’S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD!”
    Can we all give my mom a round of applause?

  • @thebatpig8424
    @thebatpig8424 3 роки тому +1859

    Why are all of Kurtis’ skits just the most fucking hilarious things ever? The doctor’s joke on the medication skit killed me

    • @thebatpig8424
      @thebatpig8424 3 роки тому +26

      @indp. iv his brain probably has an island of fart joke based sand, on a sea of “I hardly know her” jokes

    • @music_addict_with_a_pen1397
      @music_addict_with_a_pen1397 3 роки тому +2

      aaa haha same theyre hilarious, the boner skit like 👁

    • @jillianc7485
      @jillianc7485 3 роки тому +2

      if you think they are, definitely don’t go see his standup because there’s no video editing in real life and his jokes are awful.

    • @Broccolie
      @Broccolie 3 роки тому +5

      @@jillianc7485 eh, ok. That’s maybe the appeal. It’s ironic, right? At least I hope it is. I’m pretty sure the funny part is how shit the jokes are. And he definitely wouldn’t tell the same type of jokes he does in his videos if he was doing standup, because they don’t work without his editing, like you said. And humour is subjective anyway

    • @Violant3
      @Violant3 3 роки тому +4

      the slap came out of nowhere! it caught me so off guard i couldn't help but laugh

  • @Rayzerbeam1
    @Rayzerbeam1 3 роки тому +862

    “The Last Stand Mixer” trailer was absolutely legendary, would 100% watch that movie

    • @garrettbarnes7826
      @garrettbarnes7826 3 роки тому +15

      The monkey pissing in its own mouth had me dead😂😂😂

    • @delaneylindh6486
      @delaneylindh6486 3 роки тому +9

      My favorite part of the trailer is when he plugs the mixer in, then the scene changes and it’s clearly not plugged in 😭😂

    • @ArcadiasPlanet
      @ArcadiasPlanet 3 роки тому +2

      @@garrettbarnes7826 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was like wtf

    • @raperepublicanwomentheysee1786
      @raperepublicanwomentheysee1786 3 роки тому +1

      @@delaneylindh6486 That had me weak lol 😂😂🤣

    • @ariellekeen8668
      @ariellekeen8668 3 роки тому +3

      but it was a hand mixer... gonna cry

  • @namebrandon
    @namebrandon 3 роки тому +657

    To be in a world where electric mixers don’t work would be vewwy vewwy “whisk-y”

    • @tl08020
      @tl08020 3 роки тому +5

      “Vewwy”?

    • @spongy7426
      @spongy7426 3 роки тому +14

      @@tl08020 Vewwy!

    • @tl08020
      @tl08020 3 роки тому +1

      @@spongy7426 what??!!!?

    • @oksoob
      @oksoob 3 роки тому +5

      @@tl08020 like whisk-y sounds like risky so vewy is very....

    • @ker_bear
      @ker_bear 3 роки тому +4

      nice one Brandon

  • @catman6089
    @catman6089 3 роки тому +945

    Men: "women don't understand computers or math or time or dates"
    Women in the early 1900's who literally held the job description of Computer: "Sorry what was that? I was busy running complex mathematical operations by hand."
    Women in the 1960's: "Sorry, what was that? I was busy doing math for NASA to make sure the moon landing will actually work."

    • @jenniferh9612
      @jenniferh9612 3 роки тому +123

      Don’t forget hedy lamar, who basically invented the foundation for Bluetooth and wifi

    • @JoshuaDanielCrowley
      @JoshuaDanielCrowley 3 роки тому +2

      Is that the elusive roachdogg jr?

    • @DavidFlowers777
      @DavidFlowers777 3 роки тому +59

      @@jenniferh9612 or Ada Lovelace, who basically invented an early computer in the mid 1800s

    • @phoney2627
      @phoney2627 3 роки тому +57

      Ada Lovelance in 1840's: Excuse me good sir, could you repeat that? I was focusing on programming an algorithm for the worlds first mechanical general-purpose computer.

    • @yorukaadams940
      @yorukaadams940 3 роки тому +5

      This is a Katherine Thompson call out

  • @Thepopcornator
    @Thepopcornator 2 роки тому +1728

    I remember we were having a New Year’s party on 12/31/99, and the moment the countdown finished, my dad turned off all the power to the house. The panic from all involved was palpable.

  • @frogbIog
    @frogbIog 3 роки тому +1812

    the movie “2012” literally gave me an existential crisis as a kid bc i thought that was actually gonna happen :)

    • @Edoorardo
      @Edoorardo 3 роки тому +42

      I only watched that in like, 2016, so I just though "ooh world end movie scary"

    • @alexandrasaldivar8304
      @alexandrasaldivar8304 3 роки тому +24

      I remembering seeing the trailer all the time and being scared then more when I actually watched it

    • @hunterthehound21
      @hunterthehound21 3 роки тому +3

      It did

    • @althechicken9597
      @althechicken9597 3 роки тому +12

      Me and the boys went outside at 11:59 and flipped off the world, ready to see the ground explode, or to see so many people be wrong.

    • @honeyeggs9145
      @honeyeggs9145 3 роки тому +35

      yall know the movie san andreas or some shit? the movie that took place near LA about all of the natural diasters happening at once? I lived in LA, saw the movie in theaters when i was 11, a minor earthquake happened at the time, i shit myself (literally) and started praying

  • @xChaosFlower
    @xChaosFlower Рік тому +9

    My parents mentioned next to nothing about Y2K until the 2012 scare when my mom offhandedly mentioned it. Neither of my parents believed any of the doomsday crap anyway. I graduated high school in June of 2012. 2012 was all what half my school was talking about. My senior class started calling us the "Doomsday Class" since we were going to graduate then "die" in the fall. The graduation parties that were held was wild.

  • @kira-lilym6363
    @kira-lilym6363 3 роки тому +246

    "why are you filling up your car" "outta gas" 😭 my man

    • @fionathepersona9409
      @fionathepersona9409 3 роки тому

      timestamp? I’ve been looking for almost five minutes🤧🤚

    • @mynameisjo8222
      @mynameisjo8222 3 роки тому +1

      @@fionathepersona9409 6:32

    • @wolfeevi
      @wolfeevi 3 роки тому +1

      @@fionathepersona9409 6:32 !

  • @DrLongWang
    @DrLongWang 3 роки тому +381

    When Kurtis delivers a setup and a punchline, you just KNOW he’s joking.

    • @radiumskunk
      @radiumskunk 3 роки тому

      this is such a big brain joke

  • @jean-jl6dn
    @jean-jl6dn 3 роки тому +1019

    kurtis looks like he would put a picture of himself holding a fish as his pfp

  • @mikejohnston2087
    @mikejohnston2087 21 день тому +1

    Love your videos. Even love this one. There is a big misconception about Y2K, though. A lot of people think the ball dropped, and noting happened at the turn of the century. Technically, that is true. However, programmers did work for months, if not years, leading up to it. If they hadn't, the world could've spiraled into chaos, considering EVERYTHING was computer based, by then. You don't have to believe me, but I was 11, at the time, and my mother worked for SSA, as a programmer. I personally watched her update thousands of lines of code, just to make sure their computers and mainframes didn't crash. I'm sure every other government agency did the exact same. Regardless, love your content, keep up the good work!

  • @hai2a
    @hai2a 3 роки тому +646

    That “Why Two K?” joke made me laugh so much I started crying I hate you

    • @lottaigmirinqae8419
      @lottaigmirinqae8419 3 роки тому +6

      me too even tho i saw it coming so i was already laughing before he said it hhaa

    • @stasialii
      @stasialii 3 роки тому +2

      SAME HAHAS

    • @madgadgetss
      @madgadgetss 3 роки тому +3

      i knew he was gonna make that joke, it still hit me like a crashing airplane

  • @TheAppleFreak
    @TheAppleFreak 3 роки тому +679

    A few bits of historical context on Y2K:
    * The actual reasons why Y2K actually happened was because in the very early days of computers, memory and storage was extremely limited and extremely expensive. Shaving the year down to two digits was one way to optimize the code. Coincidentally, this was when many long lived applications were written, such as banking software and (more importantly) embedded controllers that were never designed to be updated.
    * Patching the software was a lot harder, because in a large codebase you'd have to verify that *every* time operation worked properly, and one missed operation could introduce bugs that would put the application into an unknown state. You couldn't simply "Replace All" the faulty operations.
    * Y2K did have real potential to be a disastrous event, but precisely because massive amounts of work invested into patching old systems it ended up being a nothingburger.
    It's a fun footnote in history.

    • @Straynj3
      @Straynj3 3 роки тому +58

      Honestly the story of how y2k became a nothing burger is so interesting. I was 10 and I hid under the table at a new years party, laughing but kinda of being like soo.. Is the world gunna end?

    • @howtomeetwomen-
      @howtomeetwomen- 3 роки тому +63

      Thank you. So few people realize the work that went in to keeping it from being a trainwreck.

    • @TiffanyHordattReeceDunlop
      @TiffanyHordattReeceDunlop 3 роки тому +12

      Thank you so much for sharing 💙

    • @sickleds
      @sickleds 3 роки тому +64

      Thank you for saying something, it makes me so sad how many people dont realize y2k wasn't completely a joke, and it took a lot of hard work from really skilled people to avoid!!

    • @the1disaster
      @the1disaster 3 роки тому +65

      Thanks for saying this - my dad was one of those people working hard to prevent those potential problems, so I'm really quick to jump in when people call it a hoax. It's bad that the news latched on to people's fears the way they did, but there wasn't exactly nothing to be worried about