The actual scientific term for lighting a fart is “pyroflatulence”, everybody, in case you were wondering what it’s like to have the universe bend down and kiss you directly on the lips.
Chef Ness Personally, I'm more fond of the 60s artstyle than OW's futuristic themes. OW is definitely better in terms of poly count and graphical fidelity, but the artstyle is still debatable.
You are playing 2fort, in a somewhat empty server. Stuck at a 4v5, a peculiar fellow joins the server named "Pixie the Fempyro Dragon", and you decide to play Soldier. You run into the BLU base, and steal their intel. "I'm doing it! I'm gonna cap the intel!" you think, blasting your way to victory, when all of the sudden an enemy pyro turns the corner. His degreaser is aimed at you, and he's got an unusual pink Brigade Helm with orbiting hearts. You fire a rocket, and you see the crimson lightning fly out of your launcher. It's a random crit! The pyro is done for! But all of the sudden, the pyro DEFLECTS the rocket, dealing a lethal blow to you. And in the killcam you see them do the Gas Blast taunt introduced in the Pyro Update, and a message appears in chat. Pixie the Fempyro Dragon: Oowpsie!!!! :3 I made a big stinky OwO You do not understand. You try to respond but your hands are paralyzed. A singular droplet of cold sweat streams down your nose. Your confusion turns into terror as you glance at their profile picture, which is a BBW-futa anthro fox. Your face turns red. White spittle is coming out of the corners of your mouth. You try to spam your lenny face bind but you simply cannot. The terror fades away, and what remains is a sense of existential dread. Nothingness. You give up on even trying to move out of spawn. Hours pass, days pass, and weeks pass. Engineers passing by on their way to the Intelligence would tell stories of you. "Say, Dell, you see that stone-faced fella at resupply?" "Why I have, Buck. What's up with him?" "Why I reckon he one of them AFK types." The Engineers try to unravel the mystery, but never come close. The secret remains buried inside of you, burning at your very core. As the Engineers, Snipers, and Demomen of Teufort leave, you are all that remains of the server. Your legacy is merely a whisper in the wind.
Valve. I am supremely disappointed. As you know, you gave the Heavy a loser weapon, the Banana. And that's all well and good. *HOW-FUCKING-EVER* I am severely disappointed, solely for the fact that, as I understand, the Heavy cannot throw the banana as to make the enemy slip and fall. Shame Valve, shame.
he was a somewhat popular animator back in 2013-14 who was busted for having a _reaaally_ big fart fetish sometime in 2015, and from there his reputation dwindled. I don't even know what he's doing nowadays. I should note that while his fetish had a slight part in ruining his rep, it wasn't that completely. He also revealed himself to be a very spineless, immature person and once even outright said he disliked his fans.
Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead. This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn’t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there’s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you’ll never know if you don’t go, nor you will shine if you don’t glow. For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, you’re an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold.
Mai Sentry You know it's gonna happen. >FoxAgent410 joins the game. >Has a shitty hand drawn furry in a coat steam picture. >All cosmetics are furry cosmetics. >Uses this taunt every fucking chance.
Not really a shit class.Track spies by burning them, Protect his fellow Engie from sappers with the use of the Homewrecker. Deflect stickies, rockets, jarate , the ball, pipes, arrows to protect his teammates, Flare jump with the detonator, Deny ubercharges and put out burning players.
@@K-K-S also the thermal thruster somehow extinguishes teammates, and as hilarious as it is, the last thing i, a medic main, want to see as im burning, is a thermal thruster pyro shitting on my face and then playing me the C.A.M.P.F.I.R.E.S.O.N.G song with the third degree taunt as i fucking burn to death because the scunt got his hands on the last medkit, thats obviously the last time i ever even look at the medic option in the class selection, if that happens to someone you already know im going back to maining engineer
*I fear no man, but that thing... It scares me*
PUSSY!
KennyLicious *W H A T ' S N E W P U S S Y C A T*
WOOOHOHOOOOAHAAA
I fear non, but that scares me
*I ain't talkin' about that freak, alright?.... He's not here, is he?- how do you get this thing off-?!*
If I ever die to this, I'm deleting my game.
^
Best comment here...
we all are dane, we all are...
Gonna be the new cod
same
"I ain't talking about that freak!" -Scout
“One shudders TI imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask”
-spy
He's not here is she?
*no*
-medic
HELP!!
-Sniper
@@martinford1988 What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty.
Players: We want new weapons for all classes, better taunt kills, more good maps and a new training mode.
Valve: *pyro gas blast*
now it turned into
Players: We want a new update
Valve:
Seal update in a nutshell
I don’t think that was valve
After 19 years of development...
mixup *9*
9 years to develop the game and another 10 to develop updates.
mixup *NINE YEARS*
Karl Marx the game took 9years to develop and it's been out for 10 years so that makes this the 19 year of tf2 development that's what mixup ment
...now we cam make pyro fart flame
"Tf2 has a great art style"
I'd like to see overwatch Do this
Overwatch has a better artstyle and look, but thats not much to milk since its about 10 years newer than tf2
Chef Ness Personally, I'm more fond of the 60s artstyle than OW's futuristic themes. OW is definitely better in terms of poly count and graphical fidelity, but the artstyle is still debatable.
Chef Ness not a huge fan of its pixar artstyle.
Rednidedni
Dead meme
You are playing 2fort, in a somewhat empty server. Stuck at a 4v5, a peculiar fellow joins the server named "Pixie the Fempyro Dragon", and you decide to play Soldier. You run into the BLU base, and steal their intel. "I'm doing it! I'm gonna cap the intel!" you think, blasting your way to victory, when all of the sudden an enemy pyro turns the corner. His degreaser is aimed at you, and he's got an unusual pink Brigade Helm with orbiting hearts. You fire a rocket, and you see the crimson lightning fly out of your launcher. It's a random crit! The pyro is done for! But all of the sudden, the pyro DEFLECTS the rocket, dealing a lethal blow to you. And in the killcam you see them do the Gas Blast taunt introduced in the Pyro Update, and a message appears in chat.
Pixie the Fempyro Dragon: Oowpsie!!!! :3 I made a big stinky OwO
You do not understand. You try to respond but your hands are paralyzed. A singular droplet of cold sweat streams down your nose. Your confusion turns into terror as you glance at their profile picture, which is a BBW-futa anthro fox. Your face turns red. White spittle is coming out of the corners of your mouth. You try to spam your lenny face bind but you simply cannot. The terror fades away, and what remains is a sense of existential dread. Nothingness. You give up on even trying to move out of spawn. Hours pass, days pass, and weeks pass. Engineers passing by on their way to the Intelligence would tell stories of you. "Say, Dell, you see that stone-faced fella at resupply?" "Why I have, Buck. What's up with him?" "Why I reckon he one of them AFK types."
The Engineers try to unravel the mystery, but never come close. The secret remains buried inside of you, burning at your very core. As the Engineers, Snipers, and Demomen of Teufort leave, you are all that remains of the server. Your legacy is merely a whisper in the wind.
This is deep man, i actually feel like i we're reading a goddamn terror history
Too long and too old to be underated
His soul died on the moment when he saw the kill Cam and chat
Jesus it feels like im actually reading someones take on the mysterious afk soldier of 2fort
And you're saying this ain't edited?
1970: In the future, we will have flying cars!
2017: The Pyro Gas Blast.
I wonder what this will look like in Pyrovision...
Pyro might shit unicorns :V
Mistergamer9892 oh dear
He Farts Rainbows
Mistergamer9892 A true Unicorn farts rainbows
Totodile Games She*
I'm more surprised with the fact that Pyro's new melee weapon is literally him bitchslapping other people.
Agsma, Just Agsma i seriously hope its a shove or a slap, and not a punch.
slap people's ass and run the fuck out.
and it gives you a speedboost after you do it
*a m a z i n g*
He thinks he is patting them on the head.
"We told him not to eat here, but he just burnt most of out employees."
-Manager of Taco Bell
Prepare yourself for an army of farting pyros ._.
People say overwatch is better but can you kill an enemy with a fart in Overwatch?
No.
Ebilbacon88 and that's the reason I stucked with TF2. 😂👍
Ebilbacon88
You can in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, actually. (I think it was MKDA)
Ebilbacon88 not yet...
Ebilbacon88 You can in South Park so checkmate.
Dead meme
>someone taunt kills with this
>in chat:"-W- Oops! i made a big stinky!"
What do?
KILL IT WITH WATER!!!
"HOLY FUCK I CAN SMELL IT FROM HERE (try to think for the name irl)!!"
Australian man attempts to walk to the point
Thanks! This will be my bind when I kill someone with the taunt!
JoyFerret People still use binds?
Your move, Overwatch.
I love both games don't hurt meh plz
*Gives black guy a fist*
BitterVoid
I would not know how to react to that even if i wasnt super tired.
The most they have is a fatass that does meth to heal
Shrek Cena Leave that shit alone, you stupid moron. OW is not relevant to TF2.
Enough with your shit.
Jiangzell get out with your weebaoo shit
Why are we still here...Just to suffer?
Check your corners people, you dont want to die like this.
Someone confirm this is really happening.
I shit myself
this is not a drill. it's true
It's not. It's a very late April fools joke.
Man its on the official teamfortress yt channel of course is fake what were you thinking???
It is and it's free
"Here at Valve, we take our job Very seriously"
There is going to be a month full of inferno farting pyros.
Thx valve.
I can't wait to see 32 pyro's doing this taunt at the same time
Server crashes
*holy mary mother of joseph*
Karma charger will probably end up doing something like that with bots in future.
Global warming
fuktup It's that a MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?
IM READY TO
G A S S B L A S S T
PEOPLE
Did you just say
G A S?
Me 2
Honestly, y'all...
Valve.
I am supremely disappointed.
As you know, you gave the Heavy a loser weapon, the Banana.
And that's all well and good.
*HOW-FUCKING-EVER*
I am severely disappointed, solely for the fact that, as I understand, the Heavy cannot throw the banana as to make the enemy slip and fall.
Shame Valve, shame.
Banana-peel-throwing taunt to be added in Heavy Update.
NOW WATCH, AND LEARN. HERE'S THE DEAL.
Pyrocynical favorite taunt kill
Yeah! 'Cause they're both named Pyro, of course.
...No other meaning at all, nope!
This is why I still play TF2
maryland is best state
Then please go away, and stop playing TF2.
Move to fucking over watch
This is why I dont
MrGamer HUN u what i hope u jokin cuz overwatch release 2016 may
i've stared at the abyss and it stared back
Welzhum said seris
"These are the facts as I understand them, one, I am scared you magots! Two, Fire! and three, Chicken Nugget happy meal.
"What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty lie behind that mask..."
Dear god ...
Theres more
Friendly Hoovy pootis
This is gonna be great to use against unaware snipers.
ders moar
noe
this taunt is LIT
Please no
Literally
*gottem*
Lit shit.
Yeah.
@@flameboy3378 or LITerally
"It's amazing to think of all the great and exciting things people will be doing on PCs in 30 years!"
Play of the Game:
Watch out, the fart fetishists are coming!
they've been here
what a strange coincidence that you have a popee pfp and I have a kedamono one.
wAcO *Loads 1000 force a nature made by Karma charger*,
I'm gonna give you to the count of 0.1
BRAAAp -AP-PAP
MrGuySnailz OH GOOOOD *bangs shotgun*
Can it taunt kill?
Yes
Yes
IdkDraws sweet can’t wait ruin people’s days
The Rallycore oh my fucking god
Yes, yes it can.
After 19 years in development, hopefully it was worth the wait.
I hope there's an achievement for this
ex: That burning smell: Kill with this taunt
.
Well, there's three blasts of fire, so I'd say both.
There are three jets of fire, two from the jetpack and one from her fart
*his
Her*
Obviously you've never played Killing Floor 1
TF2 fart fetish rp will be a new thing
bb5k Your profile picture makes this even better
bb5k it already is. There’s this place called deviantart
Meta Vendetta
Wow, that was faster than a speeding pootis!
Random Guy oh no, it’s been a thing for yeeeeaaars
Baguette fetish.
And then valve was never heard again
Is this a leak for the Animated James update?
lmao
he was a somewhat popular animator back in 2013-14 who was busted for having a _reaaally_ big fart fetish sometime in 2015, and from there his reputation dwindled. I don't even know what he's doing nowadays.
I should note that while his fetish had a slight part in ruining his rep, it wasn't that completely. He also revealed himself to be a very spineless, immature person and once even outright said he disliked his fans.
god save the queen
Lol people bring up that dillybar even here
I've waited 400 days for this, it's majestic and touching.
The Ass Blast is officially my meta in life.
a dream come true
I’m sure you’ve been waiting longer now…
It's confirmed. Pyro is a guy.
So womens never fart? Wow...
I don't know, the pyro is seeming more and more like my sister
Viket, really? That's were you thought he was going?
Have you seen a women light her farts on fire?
mineman 379
_wHEEZE_
Hunter Gman
I’d do it if I could fart on command!
pyrocynical
That pyro wep scares me
tumblr likes this
and that is a *BAD THING*
Tumblr is cancer
Tumblr is a looking glass into the future of Western countries.
Why?
Oh boo hoo.
Not the scat fetishists
nice taunt kill it will be very humiliating to die that way
The derpy ant i can imagine the icon when u get killed...
me too XD
Theanimated Wrench it's a brown cloud with match
I almost died to this, thankfully I didn't
Pyrocynical's Least Favorite Taunt:
cant wait to reinstall my female pyro mod for this 😩😩😩
It won't work.
@@NotBigSurprise your name is ironic
More Like Gotta Blast
Shoot through the stars and buy candy bars?
rides a kid with a knack for inventions
With a super powered mind
A mechanical k-9
*BARK BARK*
“Everyone wins but heavy”. RIP Heavy
you got a banana
Banana hoovies incoming
@godwin972 (in a morgen freeman voice) and here we see the pootis bird in its natural habitat, eating its (second) favorite food
Monke heavy
The best weapon this update brang was the banana. I’m not downplaying the dragons fury either.
Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.
This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn’t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there’s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you’ll never know if you don’t go, nor you will shine if you don’t glow.
For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, you’re an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold.
Thank you UA-cam recommended, for showing me this masterpiece
*after 9 years in development hopefully it will be worth the wait*
Oh boy Canadian humor!
literally the only good thing about this update
Shut up Terrance.
Funny seeing you here
Pyro is Canadian confirmed.
Asses of fire
Words cannot explain how mad I got when he did the taunt, but before I smashed my phone in to bits realized “Not now, not now”
I love landing this taunt kill and pressing a chat bind that says "OWO I'm sowwy daddy i shidded ewww stinky"
why
AngryBirdo why not🤔
I love the simplicity of this comment.
We waited 2 years for this...
Mr. Syder you make it sound like that all the update is is just this one taunt
Daniel Sameniago for me it is XD
You're damn right we did
Mr. Syder we did, and was worth the wait
0:02 me when im find a Spy !
Reminder we could've had an engineer taunt with a dog but it lost to this
Now he's gonna be annoying as hell... flying w+m1
Clementine spacebar+w+m1.
another game ruined, great
Clementine welcome to hell
My therapist: farts can’t hurt you
The fart:
Top 10 anime special attacks
*Top 10 western animation special attacks
TF2 - FART KILL COMPILATION #3
Every weeb pyro main when update comes;
Kills you
Does this taunt
"Oopsies i made a big stinky >w
Ren That's more like a furry act than a weeb one.
no
both furfags and weeaboos say retarded shit like that
Don't worry, they are most likely friendlies or casuals, so you can kill them easily.
weeaboo hunter what does anime have to do with any of this?? 🤔
Nice image Ren! Where did you get it from?
Found out Pyro is a girl named Elsa
Cause she let it go
>get killed by a pyro with all pink cosmetics with degreaser and reserve shooter
>fart taunt
>"oopsies i made a big stinky >w
"reserve shooter''
Wait, what?
Pull a meet the pyro on his/her family.
Modern Art
modern F art
Pixie the Fempyro Dragon: "Oowpsie!!!! OwO I made a big stinky~^-^ x3"
please no
oh god
Everyone stole this from reddit.
Impossible, women don't fart.
you have big gay
The real reason TF2 hasn't gotten a update in 3 years is because they simply cannot top this perfect creation
After 10 years of development, it was worth the wait
Now this is the subtle, refined, and classy humor the TF universe is renowned for.
still so
@@seronymusit still is
@@PentaromaLMA0 so true
It still is truly
*NO MORE PYRO UPDATES PLEASE*
*Waits a year for an update for Pyro and complains that it isn't here*
*Complains when they make the new update for Pyro*
What you fucking idoit dude
Pyro is best class like me
You're not a class in the game.
Idiot*
I have never wanted a taunt in tf2 more than i do right now.
Lyrics:
*_H A_*
Oh no...
ThatRandomName *ohhhhh....*
*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!* *XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD*
the south park games made me numb to this shit
delet this
ahhaha! no
Spindel no u
Spindel no
You forgot to type "do not"
when the anime weeb comments and ruins all the fun
oh so this is why pyrocynical mains pyro
Heavy: I fear no man but that thing... it scares me.
Pyro: Lights match, blows fire out his ass.
Valve 2017 people.
I mean I'm down for this but...
Butt*
Secks
Baguette fetish.
Didn't know cancer was flameable. Taunt killls confirmed !
If this was community made,I'd understand.
If I see any fucking furries use this I will finally lose it and blow up furcon 2018.
Mai Sentry same
Mai Sentry
You know it's gonna happen.
>FoxAgent410 joins the game.
>Has a shitty hand drawn furry in a coat steam picture.
>All cosmetics are furry cosmetics.
>Uses this taunt every fucking chance.
Make it ironic and blow it up by using Pyroflatulence to set off a pound of TNT.
Great, the psychotic anti-fandoms are still latching into TF2 like barnacles.
Even this taunt tells you pyro is a shit class
Not really a shit class.Track spies by burning them, Protect his fellow Engie from sappers with the use of the Homewrecker. Deflect stickies, rockets, jarate , the ball, pipes, arrows to protect his teammates, Flare jump with the detonator, Deny ubercharges and put out burning players.
BlanketMonster no
Get the fuck out
I see what you did there...
Calin Dahl
*Get the shit out
we waited 2 years for a taunt of pyro farting?
*Worth It*
Overwatch: Fast paced shooter intense HD gaming
TF2: haha pyro fart go brrrr
I can see people having a brrrap copypasta bind everytime they use this taunt or either taunt kill someone
mark my words people, this is gonna happen.
You know it fam
prntscr.com/gz5nr4
If I ever die to it, which I likely will, my will to keep playing will decrease tremendously.
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that someone actually spent time to make this?
You got this far without a fart joke
HOW DID THIS WIN OVER THE ENGINEER DOG TAUNT!?
Tf2 community likes shit jokes, the gas passer is literally named after a fucking fart
@@stickanimationsyt477 fair enough
@@K-K-S although theres an entire site designed to hate the gas passer just because its op in mvm and hot garbage elsewhere
@@K-K-S also the thermal thruster somehow extinguishes teammates, and as hilarious as it is, the last thing i, a medic main, want to see as im burning, is a thermal thruster pyro shitting on my face and then playing me the C.A.M.P.F.I.R.E.S.O.N.G song with the third degree taunt as i fucking burn to death because the scunt got his hands on the last medkit, thats obviously the last time i ever even look at the medic option in the class selection, if that happens to someone you already know im going back to maining engineer
OH BOY I CANT WAIT TO SHIT ON SOME ROBOTS AND A SENTRY
Fucking incredible...
Crimsonbullet6 and it’s a taunt kill to have fun
Took 10 years to make!
Worth it.
After 9 years of development, we hope it was worth the wait.
As King Raja would say, *”PREPARE FOR THE ASSSH BLASHTING!”*
*BRAAAAAAAAP*
Mmm yes, Quite pungent indeed.
this is the most chad taunt kill
Imagine how confused new players are gonna be tho:
-Pyro jetpacks towards them
-then turns into a yeti
-then kills them with a fart
When valve learns they could get an extra 5 million players by making an ad for the game so people notice it
the engineer's dog could have been a taunt but they chose this