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  • @tommarch.4493
    @tommarch.4493 Рік тому +2487

    5:40 finally, a normal spy footage

    • @RickTests
      @RickTests Рік тому +189

      the spy experience

    • @BananaPhoPilly
      @BananaPhoPilly Рік тому +65

      Being suck at trickstabbing? Relatable asf!

    • @megazero952
      @megazero952 11 місяців тому +58

      @@BananaPhoPilly being juggled by random explosive spam

    • @carneybalhoun
      @carneybalhoun 11 місяців тому +7

      it's the only one that kind... *and it's mine*

    • @CoolShooter2000
      @CoolShooter2000 11 місяців тому +6

      All my life at spy only with 10 seconds

  • @grafunknown4572
    @grafunknown4572 Рік тому +1106

    2:52 "There is always a bigger fish"

    • @ch1ppychipp
      @ch1ppychipp 9 місяців тому +38

      Those are some odd looking fish.

    • @hwelse
      @hwelse 8 місяців тому +27

      I LITERALLY SAID THAT OUT LOUD AFTER THAT PART 😭

    • @artidery3526
      @artidery3526 6 місяців тому +13

      3:48 BRO FAKED HIM OUT LMAO

    • @FPBRM23
      @FPBRM23 2 місяці тому

      what do this mean

    • @thej8656
      @thej8656 2 місяці тому

      @@FPBRM23there is always someone better at you

  • @andrewponder3855
    @andrewponder3855 Рік тому +1238

    1:31 That medic saw an opportunity to use all the vita saw features and he certainly took it, ya gotta admire that.

    • @thecoolguy2317
      @thecoolguy2317 Рік тому +134

      The way he spin before his dead

    • @animasimples0716
      @animasimples0716 Рік тому +46

      ​@@thecoolguy2317SFM animation alike

    • @TheFoolishSamurai
      @TheFoolishSamurai 11 місяців тому +53

      The very first real use of the vita saw documented

    • @zacharywiggins9660
      @zacharywiggins9660 11 місяців тому +17

      I suppose so, why not use up one of an engie's crits if you can keep a little uber...

    • @blakeburton5732
      @blakeburton5732 10 місяців тому +1

      @@TheFoolishSamuraiLove that PFP 😂😂😂😂

  • @vectors8360
    @vectors8360 Рік тому +529

    8:05 that just feels like once in a life time moment

    • @FocusBoi453
      @FocusBoi453 Рік тому +71

      Blud legit win by being sneaky Lil imposter
      And that soldier died at the last moment for a high five

    • @haikei888
      @haikei888 Рік тому +41

      That blu soldier went in so smooth

    • @ilmakopad
      @ilmakopad Рік тому +42

      amazingly, the final rocket wasn't crit boosted until he reflected it...meaning he'd have capped regardless

    • @felizen
      @felizen 11 місяців тому +24

      the high-five being perfectly timed with the music tho

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 11 місяців тому +12

      @@ilmakopad You notice something else? The Pyro who capped was named "gamer," and the Scout who was killed by his teammate's rocket was "Unfair."

  • @russo1501
    @russo1501 Рік тому +526

    2:47 I love how they hear the demoman screaming and then just laugh

    • @IAm-zo1bo
      @IAm-zo1bo Рік тому +70

      No they laugh because pootis HAAAHAHAHAHAHAA

    • @Daniel-wu6pl
      @Daniel-wu6pl 7 місяців тому +8

      sounded like the sandwich hit him in the other eye lol

  • @randomdude9630
    @randomdude9630 11 місяців тому +437

    2:20 I like how you can tell how dumbfounded he is that the medic started healing him

    • @CannedPsycho-
      @CannedPsycho- 7 місяців тому +59

      That medic looked like he was tracking him while cloaked, but when the medic started healing him, he realized the medic was just new and lost XD

    • @XramTheFunnyMan
      @XramTheFunnyMan 7 місяців тому +55

      and after he even undisguised he still tried to heal him he was too pure😭😭

    • @vl4db0t
      @vl4db0t 7 місяців тому +26

      ​@@XramTheFunnyMan
      Hippocratic oath at it's finest... Truly a beautiful sight to behold...

    • @scruggly_ahh_commenter
      @scruggly_ahh_commenter 7 місяців тому +17

      I refuse to believe that that medic doesn’t have 5 minutes elapsed gameplay

    • @Myggins
      @Myggins 7 місяців тому +17

      they just stare at each other for another five second before the medic does the tf2 equivalent of slowly backing away.

  • @spider-spectre
    @spider-spectre Рік тому +615

    The hilarious vicious cycle of taunting, getting killed, guy taunts, gets killed while taunting, killer taunts, killer gets killed while taunting, killer 2 taunts, etc.

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. Рік тому +1

      Tf2 in a nut

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon Рік тому +41

      One of the unspoken laws of TF2. It's as set in stone as chain suiciding.

    • @CallofDutyBlackOps28
      @CallofDutyBlackOps28 11 місяців тому +3

      this reminded me of TF2 on console; happened with like 5 spys ending with me; we all taunted after the kill. was hilarious.

  • @RealBlackSago
    @RealBlackSago 11 місяців тому +270

    0:53 that freezeframe of the spy lmao

    • @some2-Idk
      @some2-Idk 11 місяців тому +28

      *be- amo box

    • @somerandom200
      @somerandom200 11 місяців тому +28

      What spy?
      No seriously where did he go?

    • @Blue-bf8lv
      @Blue-bf8lv 10 місяців тому +10

      a story in 2 frames

    • @starbrune87
      @starbrune87 10 місяців тому

      ​@@somerandom200he
      ammo

    • @SweeTeasGarbageDump
      @SweeTeasGarbageDump 10 місяців тому +19

      Bro turned into an ammo box

  • @nottherealpaulsmith
    @nottherealpaulsmith 11 місяців тому +348

    1:39 you killbound without even detonating those stickies
    you didn't even kill that engineer, you just traumatized him

  • @TheGreenTaco999
    @TheGreenTaco999 Рік тому +115

    5:39 this is an emotion

  • @borbleborb4586
    @borbleborb4586 Рік тому +245

    4:30 the sticky jumper moment of all time

    • @amazingnoo9935
      @amazingnoo9935 11 місяців тому +14

      *Demoman experienced kinetic energy*

  • @mderinat2287
    @mderinat2287 Рік тому +128

    The clip at 1:35 legitimately caught me off guard like i was drinking and almost spat it everywhere from trying not to laugh

  • @d3ceasedwashere
    @d3ceasedwashere 11 місяців тому +89

    1:32 that ragdoll was absolutely beautiful

    • @Samail15
      @Samail15 Місяць тому

      It looked like from cod or csgo not tf2 so nice ragdoll fr

  • @MonkeMonkey26
    @MonkeMonkey26 Рік тому +512

    2:18 I feel bad for that Medic

    • @Pontsman
      @Pontsman Рік тому +85

      Fr felt bad for that newbie medic

    • @Grayson-tk5hn
      @Grayson-tk5hn Рік тому +73

      @@Pontsmanwdym they are clearly a professinal medic payer

    • @PondofPonds
      @PondofPonds Рік тому +27

      @@Grayson-tk5hnif he was he would’ve udersawed him and get a 100% “random” crit

    • @Grayson-tk5hn
      @Grayson-tk5hn Рік тому

      @@PondofPondstrue

    • @luisfernandosilvaquintero
      @luisfernandosilvaquintero Рік тому +77

      Nah that medic saw him decloacking before proceeding to heal him either he was trolling or it has to be a newbie so fresh at the game (literally his/her first match) to not be suspicious about why a supposed teammate materialized out of thin air in a blue silhouette.

  • @zombee77777
    @zombee77777 Рік тому +43

    2:34 Meet the Color Blind Medic

  • @aliteralchumtoad4231
    @aliteralchumtoad4231 Рік тому +105

    3:41 That heavy heard what scout said about "hitting the bricks" and he took it to heart

  • @terumiaihara4246
    @terumiaihara4246 Рік тому +463

    7:03 I'M FUCKING DEAD, WHAT IS THAT RAGDOLL

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 Рік тому

      It's a bird, It's a plane! No... It's the Blu Demoman.

    • @aperks
      @aperks 11 місяців тому +80

      baseball cameras:
      HOMEE RUN

    • @alejoyugar
      @alejoyugar 11 місяців тому +30

      Went to red spawn to ham everyone with a crit

    • @Monster-Dude102
      @Monster-Dude102 11 місяців тому +3

      @@aperksMeet The Scout And The Demoman

    • @Monster-Dude102
      @Monster-Dude102 11 місяців тому +5

      Meet The Flying Demoman

  • @foxyrules
    @foxyrules Рік тому +176

    0:39 Legitimately one of the funniest tf2 clips i’ve seen

    • @Sanjiluv
      @Sanjiluv Рік тому +50

      yeah the little "blip" as spy just isnta-morphs into an ammo crate is good shit.

  • @Brackets_Guy
    @Brackets_Guy Рік тому +124

    7:29

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon Рік тому +4

      Were you trying to go for strikethrough? Cause you wanna use the hyphen (-) if that's the case.

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 Рік тому +1

      ​​​@@CaptainCFalcon -Were you trying to go for strikethrough? Cause you wanna use the hyphen (-) if that's the case.- Thanks for the knowledge.

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon Рік тому +3

      @@justhere4637 no problem.

    • @Brackets_Guy
      @Brackets_Guy Рік тому +4

      @@CaptainCFalcon

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon Рік тому +2

      @@justhere4637 oh, one thing I should mention, at some point UA-cam fucked it up, so mobile users will have a sentence in strikethrough just keep going past the text box, so lengthy sentences may need to be split apart.
      -Otherwise you get things like this that-
      -just stop appearing halfway through it-
      -Otherwise you get things like this that just stop appearing halfway through it-

  • @noskap
    @noskap Рік тому +173

    2:56 the chain of retaliation is what will truly bind this world together as one.

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon Рік тому +22

      I'm willing to bet real money on that exchange going on for at least a minute longer unobserved.

  • @platanoman75
    @platanoman75 11 місяців тому +8

    2:18 the story with the complete newb medic is just SO Poetic to me. its good and bad and halerious at the sametime.

  • @Dordomor
    @Dordomor Рік тому +81

    0:05 their reaction:😮🤯👀

  • @alejandrasanchez3022
    @alejandrasanchez3022 Рік тому +119

    bro that f2p medic 2:37 i want to protect him

  • @gabrielchavez6066
    @gabrielchavez6066 Рік тому +124

    3:59
    "knuckle sandvich"

    • @keygenMayor
      @keygenMayor 6 місяців тому +2

      Death said not today for that scout

  • @linkibear8644
    @linkibear8644 Рік тому +243

    2:30 The moment of betrayal.

    • @joe____
      @joe____ Рік тому +34

      He still tried to heal him though :(

    • @calebdumetf
      @calebdumetf Рік тому +18

      Poor medic(

  • @codegeek98
    @codegeek98 Рік тому +47

    1:23 clearly self-defense; both of the plaintiffs had every opportunity to retreat, but your hand was forced

  • @mrphantom6988
    @mrphantom6988 11 місяців тому +47

    Bro that sync at 8:13

  • @antonhymoreno5735
    @antonhymoreno5735 Рік тому +154

    7:14 bombastic eyes side medic

  • @NuggetHolder
    @NuggetHolder Рік тому +156

    4:12 bro got juked so hard

    • @espeon37
      @espeon37 11 місяців тому +25

      I think what makes it better is the fact that the announcer speaks on taking the enemies intelligence

    • @SweeTeasGarbageDump
      @SweeTeasGarbageDump 9 місяців тому +2

      @@espeon37Lol two types of intelligences were dropped there

  • @zcarp8642
    @zcarp8642 11 місяців тому +9

    Thats some top level disrespect.
    Dodging bullets to then say "nice shot"
    1:41

  • @MANONAHILL
    @MANONAHILL Рік тому +82

    0:00 I love how the f2p just stands there watching in shock of what he just saw.

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon Рік тому +5

      In all fairness, I would be just as flabbergasted too. Bro just actually ceased his existence.

    • @blu_rayx2844
      @blu_rayx2844 7 місяців тому +1

      Thousand yard stare

  • @zcarp8642
    @zcarp8642 11 місяців тому +11

    6:02
    Engineer: sentry goin up!
    Heavy after crushing sentry: is not possible!

  • @themedic7933
    @themedic7933 11 місяців тому +20

    “STANDING HERE… IM STANDING HERE… I AM STANDING HERE, I AM STANDING HERE… BUT STANDING HERE…”

  • @GetGood-j5h
    @GetGood-j5h Рік тому +92

    He's just standing there...in 2fort

  • @ethoatom668
    @ethoatom668 Рік тому +92

    God, this is comedic genius.
    I not even half way through yet and I've already laughed quite a few times.
    My favorites so far are the sticky trolling the engi (before killing yourself instead), the adorable clueless medic, and punching the deadringer spy and then just standing there before walking away.
    Amazing work, as always.

  • @SirPembertonS.Crevalius
    @SirPembertonS.Crevalius Рік тому +298

    Subtle edits and cuts on any and all Zeyo TF2 clips give me life.
    They'll never get old.

  • @yusufk69
    @yusufk69 Рік тому +63

    2:36 bro really tries to heal you

    • @Always_media
      @Always_media 8 місяців тому +1

      😔 that’s so sad bro

    • @RealWheezerTF2
      @RealWheezerTF2 5 місяців тому +5

      He’s just an innocent little free to play that doesn’t know what he’s doing

    • @yusufk69
      @yusufk69 5 місяців тому

      @@RealWheezerTF2 i know

  • @jabz1582
    @jabz1582 3 місяці тому +3

    That engineer 2:00 was like "What's all that ruckus? Oh medic, I see you got it handled."

  • @Dripkenthefirst
    @Dripkenthefirst 11 місяців тому +21

    2:06 heavy jumpscare

  • @ApocalypseMoose
    @ApocalypseMoose Рік тому +50

    3:44 Arguing with a flat earther be like

  • @xislomega242
    @xislomega242 11 місяців тому +14

    3:55 OMG A KNUCKLE SANDVICH I LOVE IT!!!

  • @partiallypeculiar4545
    @partiallypeculiar4545 11 місяців тому +17

    3:06 the way he slips away

  • @QuestionableConno
    @QuestionableConno Рік тому +13

    2:55 "Theres always a bigger fish." -Sun Tzu

  • @meoowdypardner
    @meoowdypardner 11 місяців тому +19

    7:34 bro’s trying to escape

  • @Dino_Dwight
    @Dino_Dwight 8 місяців тому +3

    1:18 "One wrong move,and we all implode" -Soldier 2024

  • @HanifAnims
    @HanifAnims Рік тому +16

    0:14 Spy: The Engineer is a Spy
    Other Engi: Alrighty then!

    • @Fish-2763
      @Fish-2763 6 місяців тому +1

      Smartest engineer ever

  • @AYDR000
    @AYDR000 Рік тому +53

    3:00 kinda looks like the mrbeast rap battle pose...

  • @qmuhsin1
    @qmuhsin1 11 місяців тому +20

    3:35 is probably the most painful crit ive ever seen

  • @nocturne1879
    @nocturne1879 6 місяців тому +3

    0:53
    he didn't even kill him
    he just, removed that spy from existence
    entirely

  • @ogzhvman
    @ogzhvman Рік тому +19

    2:50 the food chain of 2fart

  • @Hehisbak26
    @Hehisbak26 11 місяців тому +18

    1:16 The medic accepted his fate

  • @scoobydoo313
    @scoobydoo313 9 місяців тому +3

    6:05 i love how the engineer starts backing away, almost as if in fear

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 Рік тому +43

    The much anticipated sequel to *"Hey, I walkin' here."*

  • @adrianofavre7655
    @adrianofavre7655 Рік тому +16

    mom can we have caber?
    we already have caber at home!
    caber at home: 1:03

  • @9memes999
    @9memes999 6 місяців тому +2

    8:11 that high five was actually perfect

  • @KingPBJames
    @KingPBJames Рік тому +26

    I think TF2 is the only game with awkward moments of, "do I kill him or dance with him?"

  • @mr_eznov
    @mr_eznov 11 місяців тому +23

    4:14 We have dropped the *enemy intelligence*

  • @ShockedTaiLung
    @ShockedTaiLung Рік тому +13

    The calm music over chaotic gameplay will never not be funny

  • @EngineerTeamFortress2
    @EngineerTeamFortress2 Рік тому +40

    0:53 Spy “turns invisible”

    • @lollovec
      @lollovec Рік тому +14

      New spy disguise: ammo box

    • @Vertically_rotated_shark
      @Vertically_rotated_shark 11 місяців тому +2

      The way he just *g i b s*

    • @hahen8
      @hahen8 11 місяців тому

      ​@@lollovecwhat does gib mean?

    • @lollovec
      @lollovec 11 місяців тому +1

      @@hahen8 how do you not know? You watcheda tf2 video you should know.

    • @spaceage1060
      @spaceage1060 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Vertically_rotated_sharkGibs would be the meaty chucks a player becomes when they die in tf2 😅

  • @Non-ymous
    @Non-ymous Рік тому +14

    2:08
    Lol bro was so scared he fled at the speed of light

  • @dudical111
    @dudical111 3 місяці тому +2

    1:16 is peak not-sure-if-they're-friendly-or-not energy lol

  • @suisus3780
    @suisus3780 Рік тому +32

    1:57 Emesis Blue easter egg?

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 Рік тому +19

    Dontcha know I'M STILL STANDIN BETTER THEN I EVER DID!
    STANDING LIKE A TRUE SURVIVOR!
    STANDING LIKE A LITTLE KID!

  • @nicoroys7560
    @nicoroys7560 Рік тому +4

    I sometimes have awful panic attacks with how my anxiety is seemingly getting worse. But tf2 vids like this, kinda helps me calm down a lot. I really appreciate what you do.

  • @cedrik119
    @cedrik119 Рік тому +9

    Not only is he standing here, but he's realising they're just like him, trying to make History.

  • @Spacebugg
    @Spacebugg 4 місяці тому +1

    "haha you fliched"
    What bro hit me with: 3:52

  • @yeet-nb4jp
    @yeet-nb4jp Рік тому +7

    5:39 me everytime i try to play spy

  • @buffete3753
    @buffete3753 Рік тому +7

    They didnt realised.

  • @Mister_Fate
    @Mister_Fate Рік тому +45

    I feel like every 2fort player is slowly getting severe schizophrenia

    • @Ducknodes
      @Ducknodes Рік тому +4

      Its the lead poisoning

    • @Mister_Fate
      @Mister_Fate Рік тому +1

      @@Ducknodes yeah probably

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Ducknodes It's not just Soldier, either. Everyone who lives in -Two Farts- Teufort has lead poisoning, canonically in the comics.
      Is *this* really why Two Fort has the reputation that it does? People saw the comic and took it to heart in the actual map, so they act silly?

  • @y00tbruh90
    @y00tbruh90 Рік тому +7

    "I have mastered the skill of standing so incredibly still, I become invisible to the naked eye."

  • @TheNewGuard
    @TheNewGuard Рік тому +8

    "stand completely still" strategy never fails

  • @Jmac477
    @Jmac477 7 місяців тому +2

    3:10 got me laughing so hard lol

  • @Сметанка28
    @Сметанка28 Рік тому +18

    7:55 Окулист(no there's really Окулист)

    • @TheAstralWitch
      @TheAstralWitch 11 місяців тому +2

      Не смог предвидеть XD

    • @shoblyatnahuy
      @shoblyatnahuy 8 місяців тому

      О, это ты мне на втором канале коммент написал "Mother russia? " ?

  • @raxi9619
    @raxi9619 10 місяців тому +9

    6:18 I no joke checked if that demo was me on the kill feed only I would die like that istg

  • @EvanClue
    @EvanClue Рік тому +1

    so many of these clips were jaw droppingly amazing and funny. very very well done. some of the best moments tf2 has to offer. please more!

  • @Pequalidem
    @Pequalidem 11 місяців тому +2

    7:54 It's funny that his nickname translated as "Ophthalmologist".

  • @carlreeves8976
    @carlreeves8976 5 місяців тому +1

    I couldn't help my self when the demoman fly in the sky 💀 7:03

  • @snakycarnival9119
    @snakycarnival9119 11 місяців тому

    This is the best clipdumb I have ever seen. The only one good enough that I've gone back to watch it multiple times. Great job

  • @cocacolamata9935
    @cocacolamata9935 11 місяців тому +4

    6:11 i love how even tho he is ded u can still hear sniper say: u got blood on mah knife, m8

  • @Pigeon579
    @Pigeon579 Рік тому +3

    Combining classical music with “The Funny” needs to be a combination that’s used more often.
    This video was perfect for 1:30am UA-cam bingeing, thank you.

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon Рік тому

      Lmao, early hour TF2 bullshit just hits different doesn't it? I feel my body yearn for sleep but "The Funny" is too addicting.

  • @jadziadiix8699
    @jadziadiix8699 Рік тому +13

    the two medics plank-leaning on the battlements is so fucking good, i think my favorite moments are when you capture normally microscopic changes in character expression like that

  • @gamerdude9704
    @gamerdude9704 Рік тому +5

    7:16 lol

  • @toadboydude5015
    @toadboydude5015 Рік тому +1

    This is my favorite kind of TF2 clip montage, funny bits mixed in with actually nice frags

  • @kosmos8802
    @kosmos8802 Рік тому +25

    05:59 help! no...

  • @JaxontheOkay
    @JaxontheOkay 10 місяців тому

    7:14 that medic is definitely just pretending to be dead until the coast is clear

  • @ndf_animations
    @ndf_animations 9 місяців тому +2

    2:42 u can see this poor medic is playing on console as he turn very slow

  • @Doumahere
    @Doumahere 3 місяці тому +3

    2:58 this why noone loves spy mains

  • @Da_ComputerMonster
    @Da_ComputerMonster Рік тому +7

    IM
    STILL
    _STANDING!_
    *Dancing as TF2 is experiencing the equivalent of Ragnarok*

  • @mk4-matt6290
    @mk4-matt6290 11 місяців тому +4

    Man is applying the "confused" status effect to everyone he meets

  • @celes7ial
    @celes7ial Рік тому +20

    Man that medic really wanted to heal you

  • @MTF-Alpha-9.Commander
    @MTF-Alpha-9.Commander 11 місяців тому +2

    8:14 That poor soldier😂

  • @user-fh6te2fc5w
    @user-fh6te2fc5w 11 місяців тому

    how do you manage to capture so much emotion from the same animations and playmodels that are in every other tf2 video i love this

  • @Purplepancake_8613
    @Purplepancake_8613 10 місяців тому +1

    7:02 I really thought this is what my parents would do to me if I showed them my report card

  • @LHC47
    @LHC47 2 місяці тому +2

    0:54 there's not even a body, that spy just simply got teleported to the afterlife

  • @steven_gt1178
    @steven_gt1178 5 місяців тому

    6:00 i just cant
    the heavy asking for help and the soldier says no XD

  • @lerinowstudios
    @lerinowstudios 11 місяців тому +1

    I like how sometimes Zeyo damage sounds create such a musical masterpiece

  • @windowsvista3193
    @windowsvista3193 6 місяців тому +1

    “Standing here, I’m just standing here, I realise they can’t see meeeeee”

  • @MarkStillPlays
    @MarkStillPlays Рік тому +4

    7:33 i never knew there were windows🪦☠️🤑🤑🤑

  • @dum681
    @dum681 5 місяців тому +1

    "STAAAAAAAANDING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE, I REALIZEEE... THAT YOU DON´T KNOW I´M HEREE TRYING TO GET A KILL"

  • @lefishe5845
    @lefishe5845 2 місяці тому

    I love how often you see someone doing something stupid, and then people just join in or watch in awe, not even seperated by being different teams.