Joey Diaz | This Past Weekend

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  • @brianmcclments7801
    @brianmcclments7801 4 роки тому +1938

    Love how Joey never answers a question with a yes or no, he jumps right into a real life example to prove the point he wants to make, straight up wisdom 🙌🏻

    • @sammyviti5510
      @sammyviti5510 4 роки тому +22

      Brian McClments except he’s mostly lying

    • @soulfireclash2882
      @soulfireclash2882 4 роки тому +83

      Sammy Viti I don’t think he is lying. Pretty much every time he talks about doing some of the shady things he’s done he starts to whisper like he doesn’t want anyone to hear. That’s a reaction to actually do the things he said. Also if he was lying it be hard to remember all the stories he’s told and he always tells the same ones the same way. It’s pretty much impossible to fake all those stories without tripping up if it was a lie.

    • @chrisray1033
      @chrisray1033 3 роки тому +7

      Soulfire Clash there’s plenty of examples of him telling the same story two different ways soooo yeah he’s lyin

    • @nxgsit150
      @nxgsit150 3 роки тому +23

      @@chrisray1033 he'll add a detail he forgot or something that had nothing to do with the story but painted a picture by adding those details

    • @jdead6009
      @jdead6009 3 роки тому +13

      @@chrisray1033 telling the same story different ways without changing the premise is how you know it's real - otherwise give an example where he tells two completely different versions of the same tale

  • @GARZA_ICMG
    @GARZA_ICMG 5 років тому +957

    These guys are therapy for me, been struggling with blow and booze for the last year and been going good for two weeks so far. Just the start, but these guys both got it together after dropping the habits...using them as a motivating factor
    *update* was clean before the pandemic for a few months, then all of a sudden I couldn’t hang out with my supportive friends anymore and isolation brought it back out and worse. Mainly the drinking not the blow, but I’m on 8weeks sober all over again as of today. Appreciate y’all, GANG GANG!
    As of 10/14/22 I’ve drank 4 times in a whole year, each time reminded me my body just hates it lol. Never became a cycle again thank God but currently I’m down 15 lbs hitting the gym, taking care of male pattern balding successfully and it would not be possible if I was that same man. It’s so worth having control of yourself
    12/6/2022 still going strong, now down 27lbs, I sleep undisturbed through the night and my thinking is so clear really nothing overwhelms me. For anyone considering it I’m 32 now, but at my 21yo weight and health. In only a year of quitting drinking and taking care of myself!
    2/1/23. AND STILLLLLLLLLLL going strong now down to 215. I appreciate everyone’s support! Theo, hope you see this. We love you dawg!!
    5/4/23 and STILLLLLLL! Free of that bullshit, now down to 195lbs. Besides exercise and eating habits I highly suggest everyone listen to Hemi Sync (intro to focus 10) meditations as it’s an easy way to reset and re evaluate your life from a Birds Eye non biased view. You’ll call your own bullshit like this!
    8/3/2023 still going strong boys. Ley take away of this whole ride wasn’t that I was addicted to alcohol or even just using it for anxiety. I realized the anxiety was assumed because of a self image issue and lack of self worth. I had to dig deep and remind myself of all the gods things I knew myself to be including what other people have always complimented me on. None of it mattered if I didn’t believe it. I encourage everyone to re establish their identity (not circumstances) with themselves!
    12/22/2023 Still staying healthy, put on some muscle and focusing on hobbies i like, learning some new things to stay busy and keeping the mind elastic. Ending the year strong, i want to tell each and every one of you thank you for support, and to love yourself! You are worth it, any struggle to improve yourself is just growing pains and the reward is immeasurable. Love Y'all!

    • @2k1lex
      @2k1lex 5 років тому +33

      I dont usually do this stuff but good job b keep it up

    • @BeanDip209
      @BeanDip209 5 років тому +11

      Been there brotha, i wish when i was struggling with the pow i had these guys to listen too and compare bullshit with in a sense, good job tho mayne.

    • @kevinlewis7882
      @kevinlewis7882 5 років тому +11

      Good luck man ,hang in there

    • @cmario510
      @cmario510 5 років тому +10

      I was there a couple years ago bro, someone suggested cbd oil when I get that anxiety/itch and it helped me a lot. Stay strong dude!

    • @DUshawn69
      @DUshawn69 5 років тому +11

      It's great to hear real things from real people. trust me I've been there it's only up from where you are at, hang in there my friend. I know it's hard to see the light at the end of tunnel but trust me once your there nothing feels as good.

  • @jacklyons6502
    @jacklyons6502 5 років тому +132

    “I’m big into that fatherhood shit. I don’t get high. Well when I do I change my shirt and use some listerine”
    Joey Diaz

  • @maverickd6214
    @maverickd6214 4 роки тому +757

    “He was married for 30 years, he was like 22”
    😂 I love Joey

    • @sthomasond
      @sthomasond 3 роки тому +30

      He is consistently so fucking hilarious

    • @htxslimjim8311
      @htxslimjim8311 Рік тому +11

      I think he mean he got marry at 22

    • @illkissyourightnow
      @illkissyourightnow Рік тому

      married to tha goddamm game *ya Fvckin’ CahkSucka!!!*

    • @Youngrasshopper_
      @Youngrasshopper_ Рік тому

      @@htxslimjim8311 nah he didn’t that’s Theo man

    • @ShreddyP-Unit
      @ShreddyP-Unit 8 місяців тому

      Theres 666 likes on this comment

  • @michaelcomer1645
    @michaelcomer1645 5 років тому +627

    Theo Von's UA-cam comment section is the most positive place on UA-cam

    • @Riosgirl98
      @Riosgirl98 5 років тому +26

      He attracts the best fans, he's one in a billion our Theo....

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 років тому +2

      Yep! That’s just what’s UP😁👍

    • @BulkBrogan.
      @BulkBrogan. 4 роки тому +5

      Funkadelic comment sections are fantastic too

    • @rexxdogg9360
      @rexxdogg9360 4 роки тому +2

      Probably on all of the interwebs.
      Seriously. So much bs floating around right now..

    • @michaelnewman6936
      @michaelnewman6936 4 роки тому +2

      Only surpassed by JBP comments

  • @drewcifer_420
    @drewcifer_420 5 років тому +547

    The Louisiana alligator and the New Jersey narwhal

    • @SemajResarf
      @SemajResarf 5 років тому +12

      boa keeper wtf? Thats gold dude

    • @salmonero6472
      @salmonero6472 5 років тому +22

      And thats exactly the cartoon they should pitch to Netflix 👍

    • @SemajResarf
      @SemajResarf 5 років тому +6

      Salmonero amen

    • @Sjordan1496
      @Sjordan1496 5 років тому +2

      Your a god for this comment ... amazing

    • @dakkefernet8585
      @dakkefernet8585 5 років тому +5

      NARWHAL LMAO

  • @kieransammon8157
    @kieransammon8157 5 років тому +894

    Joey: “Lets be honest man...”
    Theo: “your moms hot?”

    • @maltoNitho
      @maltoNitho 4 роки тому +82

      Lol! I died at that. “My mom was like a 7.”

    • @fernandovargas5374
      @fernandovargas5374 4 роки тому +19

      I honestly didn't know where that conversation was going lol

    • @wadeshanklin2651
      @wadeshanklin2651 4 роки тому +42

      "No. My mother was a dirty filthy fucking whore"

    • @rexsanchez4577
      @rexsanchez4577 4 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂 bro how u gonna ask that to your friend lol

    • @j.l.hegeman300
      @j.l.hegeman300 Рік тому

      "No she was a fucking whore" hahahah 😂

  • @Che1seabluesdrogba11
    @Che1seabluesdrogba11 5 років тому +466

    Theo looks like he got third place at a rose growing competition.

    • @rcamargo636
      @rcamargo636 4 роки тому +14

      😂😂 Type that into king and the sting comments

    • @ericvance2859
      @ericvance2859 3 роки тому +1

      Ha!!! That’s REALLY fuckin’ funny, friend. Thanks for the authentic laugh. 🍻

    • @Llyrdriel
      @Llyrdriel 3 роки тому +1

      hahahahaha ;-D

    • @ext3rmen8er
      @ext3rmen8er 2 роки тому

      Hahahahah nice 😂

    • @tysondouglas4766
      @tysondouglas4766 2 роки тому +1

      The only worthwhile gardening competition is Cannabis Cup. That being said I feel like Theo looks like he could be on the podium for that as well

  • @nutsbutdum
    @nutsbutdum 5 років тому +693

    The podcast we've all been waiting for. Onward!

  • @Frank-os6gq
    @Frank-os6gq 5 років тому +528

    "Black people doing karate? Hows that not a documentary?!"

    • @badabing2302
      @badabing2302 5 років тому +2

      I don't think there is enough black people who do it to film anything. That's like a native in the MLB or a Asian in the NHL or NFL it's almost non existent

    • @CheeseSpliffs
      @CheeseSpliffs 5 років тому +1

      Brandon Bassani your dumbass isn’t aware of mma or any competitive karate scenes, is it? Lmaoo You’re one of the few who actually took the shit serious....

    • @gator4458
      @gator4458 5 років тому +4

      Its called dawg fight

    • @j.r09160
      @j.r09160 4 роки тому +3

      Just come watch me kill all these houseflies 🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @ceasesp5478
      @ceasesp5478 4 роки тому

      Silva

  • @ryanband0
    @ryanband0 4 роки тому +516

    Theo is the only podcaster where I don’t skip through the ad reads, he’s one hell of a salesman.

  • @GonzosSlaps
    @GonzosSlaps 5 років тому +117

    Theo: "I'd give you 3 forever man"
    Joey: "I love you"
    Theo: "I love you too man"
    That's why these cats are legit! Them Arts be Dark boiii

  • @frankpizza1596
    @frankpizza1596 5 років тому +313

    damn theo with the floral leg hittas

    • @TheCeltic1001
      @TheCeltic1001 5 років тому +11

      Andrew Fowler bruh’s knees tryna be some kind of florist

    • @TheBornnaked
      @TheBornnaked 5 років тому +7

      He found that saved by the Bell wardrobe closet and jacked Zach Morris’ outfits brah

    • @justind4763
      @justind4763 5 років тому +6

      This era is gonna be compared to the 80's as far as shitty fashion goes

    • @zanethekeymasterr
      @zanethekeymasterr 5 років тому

      Les Diquens every era has its sects if shitty fashion

    • @cakepie3558
      @cakepie3558 5 років тому +2

      Trying to attract those killa hittas to sting Brendan Shuabs face .

  • @ClockwerkIndustries
    @ClockwerkIndustries 5 років тому +285

    lol Theo steals car radios not to make money, to bask in the frustration of someone who was mad about driving without their music hahaha

    • @TeHaCe420
      @TeHaCe420 5 років тому +5

      seemed like he was bulshitting there

    • @ClockwerkIndustries
      @ClockwerkIndustries 5 років тому +3

      lol probably so, he's really good at making you unsure about the ridiculous shit he says

    • @GS-kj6ur
      @GS-kj6ur 5 років тому

      He made another joke about it around 40 minutes lol

    • @sourpatch973
      @sourpatch973 5 років тому

      Raf j even better, he’s clever

    • @ryanband0
      @ryanband0 5 років тому +4

      That’s how he talks haha. It’s comedy bullshit and the better you are the more difficult it is to tell where the line between bs and reality is. Norm Macdonald is the best at it and I’ve gotten super into Theo lately because it’s that same way. I can listen to him talk forever and ever. Theo will be a household comedy name when people look back in 60 years.
      I listen to them and podcasts n stuff so much I’ve started to fuck with buddies a lot more in conversations and have a quick wit n stuff from watching them and all comedy and podcasts so much.

  • @dereksolis3097
    @dereksolis3097 Рік тому +136

    To realize joeys daughter will grow up and might watch these podcasts as to how hard Joey is working to be a good dad and not give her the experiences or life he had as a child

    • @tonyelectionfraud669
      @tonyelectionfraud669 Рік тому +11

      he's got the fully grown one too that he wasn't around for that gets to watch from the sidelines as well

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 Рік тому +7

      @@tonyelectionfraud669 lmao they cant all be winners

    • @phumgwatenagala6606
      @phumgwatenagala6606 Рік тому +8

      @@tonyelectionfraud669 sadly, I imagine she will only watch after he’s dead, then she’ll be left with the regret of not meeting him since he truly reformed

  • @carynmartin6053
    @carynmartin6053 5 років тому +216

    People love Theo bc he's non-threatening. He doesn't come across like he thinks he's better than; he's just curious about other ppl's lives. Excellent approach, excellent attitude

    • @docbainl9504
      @docbainl9504 2 роки тому +5

      Great observation I want to try and aim to he more like this in life. Listen more talk less and be genuinely interested in people I meet.

    • @sonjamcdonald5646
      @sonjamcdonald5646 Рік тому +1

      That was so beautifully said :)

    • @rushpatriot2866
      @rushpatriot2866 11 місяців тому

      It's far more complex and nuanced than that. Some of its subjectivity some is relatability. Humans are complex once you get down to thinking about it and how they interact with the world and other people.

  • @derekharmon2242
    @derekharmon2242 5 років тому +298

    Looks like the rat king has been shopping with bee sting

    • @blankurtis
      @blankurtis 5 років тому

      Derek Harmon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @menwithven8114
      @menwithven8114 5 років тому +9

      Those pants are wayyyy too loose for the beekeeper

    • @Kid871
      @Kid871 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @xanderdean02able
      @xanderdean02able 5 років тому

      Good fucking call. That Rottweiler

    • @SitKid721
      @SitKid721 5 років тому

      I’m glad I’m not the only one that was thinking that

  • @wildballistics5149
    @wildballistics5149 5 років тому +1905

    Theo lookin like a strong lesbian today!

  • @robrunne
    @robrunne Рік тому +89

    For a time, my grandmother raised Joey Diaz. And called him one of her own. We consider Joey family. He's one of my uncles. My uncle's consider him their blood brother. He was raised fucked up. He lived all of these stories and was just as fucked up as they're told. But make no mistake. This man is a great husband, and he's a great father to a beautiful little girl. I'm proud to call Joey family. He's a kind, gentle man And I'm grateful everyday that he's as close as he is to us. I love you Uncle Joey

    • @sanseb17
      @sanseb17 9 місяців тому +2

      That s awesome dude, he s a tremendous specimen of a fella. Must be nice to know you can call someone who’WILL show up for any situation

    • @YCWideawakeFinest252
      @YCWideawakeFinest252 7 місяців тому +3

      Jealous....i could sit and listen to him talk for 8 hours a day, and i have.

    • @LowkeyRmc
      @LowkeyRmc 3 місяці тому +1

      Have you met Lee ? 😂

  • @jaimemendez8098
    @jaimemendez8098 3 роки тому +46

    There is something when Joey gets serious and speaks from the heart about the love he has for his real friends

  • @kingneckbeard5293
    @kingneckbeard5293 5 років тому +117

    Theo’s pants match the Farley painting

  • @ganjenzed7855
    @ganjenzed7855 5 років тому +1915

    Theo is dressed like a homosexual couples adopted 9yo Dutch boy

  • @RosettaVega
    @RosettaVega 4 роки тому +263

    Man, you guys have been there for me during the rough time I'm having right now. Thanks for making my heart hurt less.

  • @Brock_Corb
    @Brock_Corb 5 років тому +408

    Jesus christ can you imagine having Joey diaz for a father....

    • @rxyanryxan3585
      @rxyanryxan3585 4 роки тому +64

      You'd probably grow up better than you did with your dad lol.

    • @tw4898
      @tw4898 4 роки тому +1

      Rxyan Ryxan AYYYYYOOO

    • @jag6262
      @jag6262 4 роки тому +22

      Why is Uncle Joey not a permanent character in always sunny?? He's perfect as Frank's best friend or something!!!

    • @isaiahcorona6198
      @isaiahcorona6198 4 роки тому

      Rxyan Ryxan definitely my case

    • @kianadyson
      @kianadyson 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, he's like my dad. I love and respect my Father so much.

  • @PordanBJeterson
    @PordanBJeterson 5 років тому +1188

    Uncle Joey should have been cast as Thanos rather than Josh Brolin.

  • @LegacyFarmandFiber
    @LegacyFarmandFiber 5 років тому +346

    Man I just gotta say, the theo fans here are really good people. Love yall

    • @eythemischief4148
      @eythemischief4148 5 років тому +14

      Right back at you dog, we a family.

    • @SensitiveShellCollector
      @SensitiveShellCollector 5 років тому +6

      Love you too playa

    • @Riosgirl98
      @Riosgirl98 5 років тому +4

      Theo appreciation society fo sho, 💚☘

    • @kendossendos9300
      @kendossendos9300 5 років тому +11

      You wanna split this plum?

    • @plaguex1
      @plaguex1 5 років тому +3

      Peace love and enlightenment. What Theo is about and also Joey and the church.

  • @tylersherman9280
    @tylersherman9280 4 роки тому +111

    Theo is dressed like Ellen DeGeneres’ bi-curious brother.

  • @shawnotrimble964
    @shawnotrimble964 Рік тому +34

    This is one of the greatest podcast episodes I've ever heard in my life.

    •  4 місяці тому

      Ok. As you can tell, nobody cares about your opinion.

    • @shawnotrimble964
      @shawnotrimble964 4 місяці тому

      I love you bitch

  • @genethetimemachine5514
    @genethetimemachine5514 5 років тому +261

    Theo's lookin like he could be a deer hunter, a skateboarder, a rapper, and a prisoner. All at the same time. Interesting cat..I mean *Interesting RAT.

    • @kasiecastleberry
      @kasiecastleberry 5 років тому +9

      Hahaaa! 🗣"MC No Ollie P. Swayze" filling ya ear holes up like Master Splinter. #UndergroundWisdom #HeAintGOINGBack

    • @genethetimemachine5514
      @genethetimemachine5514 5 років тому +2

      @@kasiecastleberry Lmao

    • @genethetimemachine5514
      @genethetimemachine5514 5 років тому +3

      He took the video down of me saying he was looking like a young Patrick Swayze haha. Darnit..he really did in that clip.

    • @krookiemonster2673
      @krookiemonster2673 5 років тому +3

      Maybe a long boarder lmao

    • @stephenwilliams3949
      @stephenwilliams3949 5 років тому +2

      @@genethetimemachine5514 I saw that this AM. I was like "damn... way too soon for swayze ref..?"

  • @HoustonJoe4
    @HoustonJoe4 5 років тому +220

    I love observing how much Theo respects Joey, and it's very cool to see Joey really listen and respect Theo. IE: the cuba conversation.

    • @maryallison0509
      @maryallison0509 4 роки тому +13

      Joe Edwards
      Agreed!!! It makes me feel even worse about the podcast that Bill Burr was on. He had absolutely no respect or care at all for Theo. But not Joey. I’ve never seen him cut people down on any podcast same with Theo. They both seem like just people who recognize a genuine side of people. But Burr was just interested in cutting Theo down at every word he said. I think Joey being a Dad really helped him to see the nicer gentler side of things. They feel similar to each other on opposite ends of the spectrum. Joey the guy who cleaned up his lifestyle and attitude and Theo is working on doing the same. I love’em both.

    • @josephsaunders8618
      @josephsaunders8618 9 місяців тому

      I wish Theo would watch this video. 😢 I think he would love it 😢

  • @TalkingThrones
    @TalkingThrones 5 років тому +466

    "Do they have black people in Cuba?" -Theo
    "That's where they were invented!" -Joey
    Hahaha!

    • @closer20jc
      @closer20jc 3 роки тому +4

      @@Mike-sp4iz by other blacks

    • @docbainl9504
      @docbainl9504 2 роки тому

      Oh sorry I had Cuba mistaken for Africa 🤣🤣

    • @Archonsx
      @Archonsx 2 роки тому +2

      that’s what joe rogan failed to do, but then again i never found rogan funny, or related to comedy at all

  • @insertsomethin
    @insertsomethin 4 роки тому +19

    Two of the realest, genuine, and goodhearted people right here. I love you both. Theo, Joey, you guys are the best!

  • @aksel1405
    @aksel1405 5 років тому +85

    “Its a 50/50 chance with a Haitian” lol

  • @JenManning371
    @JenManning371 5 років тому +199

    I was in the audience during Joey's Netflix taping in Vegas on June 4th. It was an amazing show. It gets me down to think Joey won't film another special. Joey's work deserves to be put in stone and not only does he deserve it, we deserve to have a full hour special of Joey's work. Love you uncle Joey

    • @robertoross3061
      @robertoross3061 5 років тому +3

      Jennifer Manning do you have any idea when that special will be on Netflix?

    • @JenManning371
      @JenManning371 5 років тому +5

      @@robertoross3061 the fall

    • @gleenfales
      @gleenfales 5 років тому

      30th i believe

    • @gleenfales
      @gleenfales 5 років тому +1

      Why do you feel he won't film another special?

    • @getfunnyordiebombing
      @getfunnyordiebombing 5 років тому +3

      Glenn Fales listen to this podcast

  • @celo85
    @celo85 4 роки тому +13

    39:50 Theo drops a funny bit and also ties in the fact people are driving around silently because their stereos were stolen 😂

  • @talonman1825
    @talonman1825 4 роки тому +29

    1:20:32 Joey: In Cuba, that's where black people were *INVENTED*
    TREMENDOUS

  • @braydendulaney6322
    @braydendulaney6322 5 років тому +304

    Theo seems more like he's 28 rather than 38.

    • @bh5817
      @bh5817 5 років тому +7

      Brayden Dulaney damn you just blew my mind

    • @Sugarskulls_forever
      @Sugarskulls_forever 5 років тому +10

      Holy crap I had to look that up lol He's really dabblin in dem dark arts! lol

    • @FkPVentura
      @FkPVentura 5 років тому +12

      That’s what ya look like when you’re children free

    • @podcastparlor4128
      @podcastparlor4128 5 років тому

      10 years ain't shit

    • @mattvarvorski
      @mattvarvorski 2 роки тому +2

      @@podcastparlor4128 bullshit lmao. Think about 48 to 58 or 18 to 28. Huge difference

  • @krypto-noob397
    @krypto-noob397 5 років тому +124

    Hi to the peeps scrolling the comments. Have a great day .STAY KRYPTIC YO.!!!

  • @spiralOut13
    @spiralOut13 5 років тому +44

    If the whole podcast was Theo reading advertisements I would still watch and lmao.

  • @sonicheadfuck
    @sonicheadfuck 5 років тому +11

    Love it when Joey starts getting right in to it around 50 mins. There's always something to learn when he gets in this headspace. Great attitude to have.

  • @TrevorWallace
    @TrevorWallace 5 років тому +307

    53:30 Joey dropping all facts

  • @Velcrostraps
    @Velcrostraps 5 років тому +38

    theo von out here with those daisy denims, you know those garden garments, those real plant pant hittas boi! gang gang! onward!

  • @paradigmprimeproductions1008
    @paradigmprimeproductions1008 3 роки тому +24

    Theo von is my therapy. Somehow I walk away from each Theo podcast more emotionally mature.

  • @jessicabrown5100
    @jessicabrown5100 3 місяці тому +1

    As a single mom, I appreciate these guys talking about their experiences with their single moms. We need to see more people, especially men, just being courageous enough to talk openly about what happened, what it was like, and how are they doing now.

  • @glight23
    @glight23 5 років тому +194

    When you leave the JRE podcast with guest star Neil Degrasse Tyson... To come over and get that NASTY HITTAH with Theo and Coco!!! ONWARD!! 🍕&🍺!

    • @hhcdfhngdzjjbf579
      @hhcdfhngdzjjbf579 5 років тому +11

      Then slide on over to bert on your moms house podcast. Perfect for listening to all night at work

    • @shizzychris
      @shizzychris 5 років тому +8

      I watched Bert’s right after Tyson’s and now this. What a great day.

    • @luistinajera
      @luistinajera 5 років тому

      @@lickit8096 you mad bcs the earth isn't flat

    • @dougmaradiaga4878
      @dougmaradiaga4878 5 років тому +1

      Did da same shit...Tyson just too much with da knowledge

    • @lewis6590
      @lewis6590 5 років тому +1

      Bert is the first comedian where I've realized I just like him as a person before I found him funny. And as a guy who's kinda fat and does not do enough exercise he's a huge inspiration (sadly).

  • @ScubaSteve3560
    @ScubaSteve3560 5 років тому +161

    Yes finally brotha! Uncle Joey in tha house

  • @KCdeathbat
    @KCdeathbat 5 років тому +36

    Theo and my grandma diane have the same pants

  • @kraftmayo
    @kraftmayo 5 років тому +25

    Theo's hair reminds me of Kevin Bacon in 1984

  • @olivervelazquez430
    @olivervelazquez430 5 років тому +311

    Neil deGrasse Tyson doesn't know anything about the STARS of death!!! #THECHURCH

    • @robertrush9950
      @robertrush9950 5 років тому +3

      Oliver Velazquez Truth!

    • @adamgalpin08
      @adamgalpin08 5 років тому +1

      Oliver Velazquez hilarious! Joey Diaz has to have him on

    • @robotjeans
      @robotjeans 5 років тому

      haha

    • @WTFSt0n3d
      @WTFSt0n3d 5 років тому +1

      that would be an amazing service. Tyson aka MC Squared for the next church and give him some stars boi

    • @jez443
      @jez443 5 років тому

      Giraffe Juice 😆🤣😂

  • @chillin0715
    @chillin0715 5 років тому +181

    Thanks for dropping this episode. It has been a rough week and this really is an uplifting bonus to the week.

    • @OCIN53
      @OCIN53 5 років тому +15

      chillin0715 keep ya chin up brotha

    • @alexlamb6964
      @alexlamb6964 5 років тому +8

      Hang in there, like a doctor!

    • @FooMantis
      @FooMantis 5 років тому +5

      Dude, I'm sayin'. Rogan had Chuck Palahniuk yesterday, and then this today. Good shit.

    • @h0tar
      @h0tar 5 років тому +2

      Don't forget about the Christ Killa himself at the Steebee Weebee podcast: ua-cam.com/video/9OQiCo5XEBY/v-deo.html , its been a great week for podcasts!

    • @benaustin9135
      @benaustin9135 5 років тому +6

      You gotta make next week you’re bitch! With ya nutsack in ya hand brotha! Lol just know and think about this, I don’t even know ya, but I love ya. How bout that? Much love my friend, you have a great day!

  • @omahatravis8928
    @omahatravis8928 5 років тому +33

    Dude there are so many comedy gems that just go under the radar in everything Theo does. "Oh you know you're gonna get robbed if someones crouchin" lmaooo just outta nowhere 😂

  • @102tjack
    @102tjack 5 років тому +12

    "if you're Cuban and you take a DNA test you ain't gonna like the results" 😂😂😂😂

  • @5portfreak
    @5portfreak 5 років тому +153

    I think Theo has been hanging around Schaub too much with those pants.

    • @rain73ful
      @rain73ful 5 років тому +1

      His pants are cute! What are you talking about? Schaub's pants are too tight.

    • @CorbCorbin
      @CorbCorbin 5 років тому +3

      He's wearing one of his shirts for pants.

    • @dandan6778
      @dandan6778 5 років тому

      I think stevie starlight left his floral hittas

    • @lntoTheSunset
      @lntoTheSunset 5 років тому +1

      Shaowb

    • @lencrowley6984
      @lencrowley6984 5 років тому

      Honestly the pants are fly af but not with that shirt !!

  • @YooDabbaDabbaSquad
    @YooDabbaDabbaSquad 5 років тому +389

    Brendan set Theo up with tgat outfit haha😂😂

  • @ftmrebel7500
    @ftmrebel7500 5 років тому +15

    Every man, young or old, should hear this podcast.

  • @Tonywirthfilms
    @Tonywirthfilms 5 років тому +65

    joey theo and joe rogan gotta do a podcast together. NOW

  • @RyanLaw23
    @RyanLaw23 5 років тому +52

    Joey ' you only make a few good decisions in life' Diaz

    • @wesleybynum5461
      @wesleybynum5461 5 років тому +2

      Minelaw23x that must be my middle name. Onward

    • @robertrush9950
      @robertrush9950 5 років тому +2

      Joey smokes weed everyday. That's alot of good decisions. Onward

  • @terranzero2670
    @terranzero2670 5 років тому +22

    "Her GPS is the lord" hahahaha!!! Thank you theo!

  • @mcminn94
    @mcminn94 4 роки тому +17

    " my mum's like a 7 or an 8 " 😂😂😂 I'm done !!

  • @richardhsuh
    @richardhsuh Рік тому +6

    Bro how g keeps referencing back to how people were driving down the street w no music is hilarious

  • @susie7336
    @susie7336 5 років тому +370

    I like Joey like this. Sometimes, on his podcasts, he’s TOO high. Here, he’s clear, and you can really appreciate his exaggerations and rants. His balls are connected to his heart, apparently. 🤣

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 5 років тому +15

      0 MuRillO damn fool you thirsty Lol 😀, has that ever worked before?

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 5 років тому +38

      0 MuRillO I’m going to have to go with a NO.

    • @DriveByGuy
      @DriveByGuy 5 років тому +13

      0 MuRillO clowned

    • @SiempreAlgoLoco
      @SiempreAlgoLoco 5 років тому +14

      His podcast have gotten better. He even admits that him and lee were going toooo deep.

    • @Zzzinnn
      @Zzzinnn 5 років тому +7

      He’s always high man. He’s high here.

  • @TheSchmuel
    @TheSchmuel 5 років тому +29

    When I was a boy, my Grandma had those same pants... She passed away (God rest her soul, and we gave her clothes to Goodwill... I swear to you all that Theo Von is wearing my dead Grandmother's pants... This is amazing! Theo- take care of those pants.

    • @melissaattaway7426
      @melissaattaway7426 Рік тому +1

      I left a comment earlier talking about how Theo put those pants on and rolled all over the Chris Farley painting in the background before it dried. I stand corrected. It was your granny that rolled on it... Rest easy S Rogers grandma.
      Cheers from Alabama.
      Melissa's husband, Chris.

  • @MindFlowersDotNet
    @MindFlowersDotNet 2 роки тому +5

    I got to see Joey Diaz live a few years back and he destroyed- absolutely owned a packed auditorium.
    I can’t wait to see Theo live sometime.

  • @Iredidv
    @Iredidv 2 роки тому +16

    Wished i could have a friendship like these 2. I miss my friends when i was 20. At 45 it sucks, i have a wife and kids and love em, but everyone needs a good friend outside family. Thx theo and joey.

    • @dantes9074
      @dantes9074 Рік тому +3

      Being honest, i was always worried of the friendships that were lost with time. It could be from growing apart naturally or just taking separate roads in life, Ive always made it known to the people I called friends that if we left off on good terms then shit you can for sure hit me up out of the blue if we do grow apart. I got a few good buddies from highschool i still call true friends. Im happy for that, I've still had my fair share of friendships tho that just abruptly ended and it really only happened once school ended. Everyone says they will stay in touch but thats a very hard thing to do when everyone is out there building the life they want. I went into a trade school a lil while ago and made some damn good friends there as well. I still talk to the guys every day from the tradeschool but ive noticed it happening again. Talking less and less or having less time to hang out. Everyones always busy, y'know how it goes. If it makes you feel better a large majority of people feel the same way you do.
      Edit: myself included.

  • @thomasstrider7366
    @thomasstrider7366 5 років тому +33

    Theo lookin like he was dressed by Stevie Starlight

  • @ScubaSteve3560
    @ScubaSteve3560 5 років тому +50

    Going deep in them murky waters today!

  • @MREDZ
    @MREDZ 5 років тому +9

    1:19:28 Joey's face when he starts listening to the question, makes me laugh my fkn ass off

  • @tehhrese
    @tehhrese Рік тому +4

    You can tell when Theo laughs how much he looks up to Joey comedically. Makes me heart want to BURST! :) xoxoxo

  • @sarahholt625
    @sarahholt625 5 років тому +20

    Theo is such a sweetheart, I love how open he is.

  • @jedipsy
    @jedipsy 5 років тому +10

    "Her GPS is the Lord bruh" 😂 Theo dropping comedy nuggets all up in here yo, GANG GANG

  • @etzioauditore3043
    @etzioauditore3043 2 роки тому +5

    Joey you’re never gonna read this but I wanna thank you so much for talking about your daughter man. I’m going through the same thing w my son right now and I’ve been really needing someone to say this out loud so I can improve as a father. Love you coco

  • @jarmi1.1
    @jarmi1.1 Рік тому +3

    Even theo doing his sponsorships makes me laugh
    “ conceive a child or slice up a lil cut of ham”🤣

  • @ChickenTuesday
    @ChickenTuesday 5 років тому +23

    Theo looking Rocket Power at the beginning

    • @MotoBuilds
      @MotoBuilds 5 років тому

      Haha looks like twister aka Maurice

  • @dannykingston6495
    @dannykingston6495 5 років тому +110

    The 4 Horsemen of Inspiration - Joey Diaz, Theo Von, Joe Rogan, Bill Burr.

    • @robertrush9950
      @robertrush9950 5 років тому +5

      Danny Kingston you forgot Doug Stanhope

    • @robertrush9950
      @robertrush9950 5 років тому +4

      Danny Kingston and Tom Segura

    • @ptmac333
      @ptmac333 5 років тому +6

      Duncan trussel

    • @kenXdawg
      @kenXdawg 5 років тому +25

      Rogan's stand up is fucking trash yo but I do enjoy his podcasts.

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 5 років тому +3

      Duncan, Stanhope, Bert, Tom, Ari, + Whitney

  • @perennialxennial
    @perennialxennial 5 років тому +8

    Theo and Coco are my favorite guests on Rogan. To see them on one podcast is awesome.

  • @CarlosIvanMarquez
    @CarlosIvanMarquez 5 років тому +11

    That was a beautiful episode. You gotta love Joey Diaz!

  • @sibe6096
    @sibe6096 5 років тому +250

    They should make a new Police Academy movie with Diaz, Theo, Rogan, De'lia, Bob Cat, Pauley Shore, Bobby Lee, etc......

  • @senornihilist186
    @senornihilist186 5 років тому +47

    Wish Lee was on this even if its just in the background saying .."church" randomly 😂

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 5 років тому +7

      Manuel Romero I wish Lee was there getting higher than a motherfucker on those "Stars of Death" edibles, giggling like a little school girl!🙅

    • @Isejankhonojanem
      @Isejankhonojanem 5 років тому

      Not at all

    • @Sup3rManolo
      @Sup3rManolo 5 років тому

      Hey bro where are you from? We've got exactly the same name hah. Andalusia here.

    • @gmb7200
      @gmb7200 5 років тому +1

      Sometimes it's nice to hear a conversation where they don't have to constantly cater to Lee's innocence and childish naivety.
      Lee has his moments and he has a heart of gold, but he's such a m scared little Jew all the time

  • @jemiiam
    @jemiiam 4 роки тому +5

    As soon as I seen theos pants I had to come read the comments 😂😂

  • @fbodyguy46
    @fbodyguy46 5 років тому +7

    The only podcast where I don't fast forward the ads because you always make them interesting and fun

  • @akaSheilaalien
    @akaSheilaalien 5 років тому +19

    Joey either whispers or murders ears, no inbetween

  • @rudyortega483
    @rudyortega483 5 років тому +17

    Love the 'risk' taking jokes always coming from Theo, 'dipping the toe into that lake water'

  • @adamgm84
    @adamgm84 5 років тому +18

    These are the kind of pants Theo needs to wear on King & the Sting. Those badboys are laugh-creators. He looks like Super Mario opened a painting business and did LSD.

  • @kaseylee8596
    @kaseylee8596 2 роки тому +2

    I love friendships like these and I love seeing men who aren’t shy about telling their friends that they love them 👏

  • @isvvx
    @isvvx 5 років тому +42

    Theo rocking that stache hittah

    • @liamoday987
      @liamoday987 5 років тому +4

      He looks like a confused Guido

    • @NGO-funded_Immigrant47183
      @NGO-funded_Immigrant47183 5 років тому +2

      Isvvx coommmm’onnnnnn

    • @RipKordX
      @RipKordX 5 років тому +2

      You call it a mullet and a Stache. I call it confidence.

    • @TheKidWithoutniPod
      @TheKidWithoutniPod 5 років тому +1

      Aint no stache, that's a soul patch...lil chin stache hittah

    • @isvvx
      @isvvx 5 років тому +1

      emoji highroglyf Rewatch the beginning ads.. onward

  • @nicholasbovio7031
    @nicholasbovio7031 5 років тому +5

    I’ve seen you grow like wildfire, brother. I’ll never forget the time you felt anxious to interview people. You’re killing it. Great podcast!

  • @causeXeffect23
    @causeXeffect23 5 років тому +5

    “We’re a little too white to be listening” is one of the best comments I’ve ever heard lol

  • @charlesprice8399
    @charlesprice8399 8 місяців тому +2

    Nothing but respect and love for these two gentlemen. Two genuinely beautiful souls!

  • @thomasminarchickjr.7355
    @thomasminarchickjr.7355 5 років тому +7

    Uncle Joey is a (inter)national treasure! Theo watches and listens to him like that crazy uncle that you can’t wait to hear stories from. The best

  • @degenhardtke
    @degenhardtke 5 років тому +56

    Those pants.... You steal those from Schaub?

    • @JMP923
      @JMP923 5 років тому +1

      not tight enough to be Schaub's

    • @ayoutubechannul
      @ayoutubechannul 5 років тому

      @@JMP923 about to say that too

  • @Rocky-oq9cy
    @Rocky-oq9cy 2 роки тому +5

    I just realized that Joey and Theo are like the same person that just grew up in different places. Both of them had a CRAZY time growing up. Both of them had extreme drug problems. Both of them managed to turn that crazy life around and make something out of it. Every time I see Joey or Theo I think to myself "How...? How did someone that deep manage to turn their life around?" It's honestly inspirational. They both said to themselves "If I don't do anything I'm not going to go anywhere." and picked themselves off the cocaine ridden bathroom floor, put on their vests and told themselves "Fuck you." because they didn't like who they were. It takes strength to do something like that.

  • @shawnotrimble964
    @shawnotrimble964 Рік тому +3

    This is the only podcast I don't mind listening to the sponsorships because theo keeps it swaggy as fuck, shit cracks me tf up.

  • @kasiecastleberry
    @kasiecastleberry 5 років тому +39

    *ALSO - Can confirm:* The Acteon towels are my shhhyaat 🙌🏼.. If you're into crossfit/mowing lawns with hills/hippie-cult sweat lodgin' - that towel will soak up every fluid oz. of humid demon you've got spilling out. Trust 👌🏼.

    • @krookiemonster2673
      @krookiemonster2673 5 років тому +3

      Does it work well with love juice?

    • @kasiecastleberry
      @kasiecastleberry 5 років тому +12

      🤚🏼 Palm sauce?? I don't see why not, man. It's gotta beat your stepdad's old Audiovox t-shirt.

    • @krookiemonster2673
      @krookiemonster2673 5 років тому +1

      Wana hang oout?

    • @lucrative11
      @lucrative11 5 років тому +1

      Lol Kasie, you kill me every time, haha

    • @ayoutubechannul
      @ayoutubechannul 5 років тому +1

      @@kasiecastleberry bravo Kasie hahah

  • @Champagne_Dior
    @Champagne_Dior 5 років тому +43

    How many jobs has Joey had 🤣

  • @moep.8578
    @moep.8578 5 років тому +7

    Bro it’s really something about the theme song gives me chills thumbs up

  • @soulfireclash2882
    @soulfireclash2882 4 роки тому +30

    When ever Uncle Joey is about to tell you a story about some dirt he did he almost starts to whisper. That’s how you can tell he actually did the things he talks about. Hard to not notice that after the first time you hear him doing it. I also think it’s because he has genuine remorse as well. What a great guest and person.

  • @DagemTV
    @DagemTV 5 років тому +11

    The type of video you like before you watch.

  • @shizzychris
    @shizzychris 5 років тому +11

    Theo is a gem. About time Coco’s on here!

  • @abg125
    @abg125 4 роки тому +4

    The fact that Eddie Bravo and Joey Fuckin Diaz eat at the same place every Wednesday, because "kids eat free" makes me smile...like hey they ARE just like the rest of us!

  • @700esco9
    @700esco9 2 роки тому +2

    “My mom was like a seven or eight” lmao wtf theo