Robin Announces He's Super Not Gay
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- Опубліковано 17 жов 2021
- Robin has been doing some sexual exploration and turns out he's really really straight.
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@@clownpocket Lots of people clicking "like" on this video wouldn't be allowed in the same venue as Ryan Long. IDK why people are still supporting.
@@clownpocket lots of comedy clubs dont check but can't say it publicly
@@zit11owner lots of places dont but they can't post it and get shut down - come to Bk comedy club
Superstraight coming to the big screen!
We have to write a comic about Superstraight protesting for the japanese porn industry to remove those dastardly censor bars.
Do a crossover with Ryan. Jp just did it, you’re SLACKING!!
@@CoolPapaJMagik Why not a whole show? I'd love to see all these guys come together and write a full animated series. Ryan, Mark Dice, Tim Pool, Alex Jones, imagine a neo-noir opening in black and white narrated by Joeybtoonz explaining how we got to this point in society followed by the main title - "SUPERWOKE" with an original theme song by Crowder. It would be freakin killer an I'd pay for any subscription to watch it.
We just call that straight.
@@jayquinn9157 I would definitely watch that too
Robin coming out as Super-Straight is the bravest thing I’ve heard in 2021.
Stunning and inspiring
Pisses me right off.
Nightwing and Superman’s son should have hooked up
Lol
“Where does she go?” Honestly, seeing Batman take such an interest in Robins hobbies is so heartwarming.
LMAO I had to pause the video after that line to take a laughter break and find a comment about it 🤣
The good old jackhammer. One of my faves!
The irony being that he's normally so cold and unfeeling
this is the moment i lol'd. Batman confused at a sexual position. great modern comedy.
"He's become the filth we're tryin' to clean up"
hahahaha i read your comment just as he said it!
That was a great line lol
Definitely my favorite line of the skit! Hilarious 😂
Danny's Batman is so on point I literally thought this was the new Batman trailer
It's more manly than the trailer.
NOOO we're not doing a SWITCHEROO situation
More like Big Daddy from Kick Ass.
Wait... that wasn't Ben Affleck??
"Joker, where are youuuuu..?!" 🦹♂️
I can already imagine: “After a fight against Superman, Batman was declared a homophobe and banned from every social media platform. His bat signal was replaced with a rainbow flag. In other news, Bruce Wayne was arrested after calling his interview with Clark Kent “quite gay”
He would also be forced to leave the Justice League as that is not the “views” of the organization
Bruce Wayne would also be forced to give up all of his assets to Wayne Enterprise which was then given to the GLAAD organization which then turned into a LGBTQ shelter.
Meanwhile Batman is on the run of the law, with robin, red hood, Nightwing, redrobin and Batgirl all avoiding questioning or are missing
Batwoman has been praised for a leaked photo of her kissing a police officer and now is offered to become the president of the country
@@devonwakelin425 He funds the organization LMAO
Seriously guys stop. You might give them ideas
"The studios opened the floodgates."
Yes. Yes, they did.
He's not called Dick Grayson for no reason
I thought they called him Dick because he was a little prick?
@@AndyFromBeaverton no, he gives women religious experiences. I'm not making that up
More like Not Gayson amiright
Ba dum tiss
Who knew popularity was such a good disguise. I just might be able to get away unscathed.
Robin is out here slaying so hard that he _goes through cuffs_
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The call back to spongebob not being gay? Masterful.
This was high art.
I love the idea of characters or even politicians, actors, celebs coming out as straight. I wonder if they can get some fan posts saying how brave they are for admitting it.
James Corden shocked the hell out of me: stunning AND brave
@@curtbalch2321 Wait...James Corden isn't asexual? Good grief🤢🤢🤮🤮
I mean it's easily assumed people are straight.
@@no3ironman11100 Not when they can't get work in Hollywood - that's when they bravely announce they are gay despite their dating history.
I know I'm late but, it's ENTIRELY different.
Being straight isn't violently stopped anywhere. Even straight pedophillia is somewhat accepted/forgiven.
Yet if the wrong person even ACCUSES you in Iran of having homosexual relations with an adult (little boys are fair game there) you'll be thrown from a cliff or building.
Modern "comic book writers" are so obsessed by the characters sexuality that this here video is barely a parody.
Well it is a parody cause making a straight guy who bangs lots of girls is the absolute LAST thing they’d EVER do
@@pIayingwithmahwii That was Iceman who was a straight guy that had romantic relationships with lots of women then they made him gay recently.
This is why they need to have separate books for kids in puberty learning about their sexuality and comics about superheroes. Both are fine, but not together.
@@otakumangastudios3617 Yup. Because being explained by a super hero that it's normal for a girl to "feel funny" when climbing a rope instead of just going entertaining heroics is cringe and even disturbing.
@@lekanraposte6732 wait, what?
Danny's comedic timing as Batman is excellent.
Batman’s so fed up with Robin’s sh*t!
I love how this is filmed in the middle of the day as if these two just sit around in their costumes and wait until nightfall
they're contemplating where the Joker might be
I love that the whole idea and costumes revolved around the joke “Black knight - White Knight”
Fucking legendary
Batman's not angry, he's just disinterested. As billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne in disguise, he's already gone through that phase.
Disappointed*
Batman: "Here are all your jizz rags."
Also Batman 2 seconds later: "He barely comes into work anymore."
yeah, thats the problem, imagine how many he'd use if he comes to work regularly
phrasing
Only comes at work
Yeah, that just shows his prodigious, um, output when he decides to show up.
"Kapow!" "Shazam!" I'm laughing my ass off.
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@@MrDazzlerdarren Done.
@@MrDazzlerdarren Done. That was just spam.
Old school
Batman's voice though
Was painful for me
“Where does she go” one of the funniest lines they could have possibly put into this skit lmao
1:43 Somehow Batman being offended about his gadgets was the funniest part of the video for me.
Finally someone puts into video what I've always been thinking. It's creepy and weird when a straight person won't stop talking about sex but it's empowering for the alphabet crew.
He's actually Polish. That's why he likes eating kielbasa so much.
Well, I don't know what it is, but I find it disgusting by the name.
SWEAR TO ME!!!
@@renanvinicius6036
It's a sausage.
Usually thin, loooong (as in imagine a rope), and not unlike a salami.
@@renanvinicius6036 im personally offended as a Polish person you don't know what it is, AND you find it disgusting... Triggered, let me know your bosses number so I can Cancel ❌ you🤣
@@MatthewP1991 Lmao if I where in a leftist page will surely take it seriously, but now I know that I would like it because is a sausage.
Let’s be honest Dannyjokes’ portrayal of Batman is better than Ben Affleck’s
Ben affleck is a great batman. Ahead of Clooney. I wont disrespect Mr. Kilmer though..... but Affleck is better.
Ben is better than that British guy...
agreed
@@mannyduran8458 Which one?
@@FiLtheThriL I agree
The Robin they made gay was a renowned carpet slayer, last I checked
All Robins have been carpet slayers last I checked.
Every hot female DC character has been whored off to a member of the bat family at some point.
He just implied he was gay to get the job
@@AlexGreat321
Let's see,
Dick- smashing aiens and overall a bigger Playboy then Bruce (Starfire, Batgirl, too many to count)
Jason- every woman he has got can kick his ass but they (Rose, Artemis, Talia)
Tim- the only DC character to hook up with a marvel character (Jubilee) and managed to date two girls at the same time one as robin the other as Tim Drake (Steph and Arianna)
Damian- hasn't had anyone permanent yet but Raven, Dijin, red arrow, and most likely Flatline
He still is. DC is on some kind of agenda to make the next deadline to claim bankruptcy. With character re-writes like this, they well on their way to accomplishing that goal.
I could watch an entire Batman and Robin mini series with Ryan and Danny
I knew with that kind of fashion sense he couldn't be gay!
Stop poor shaming
Batman and Robin out here saving lives and crushing V. Meanwhile Superman is “bi” and protesting climate change. lol
I hope this irritates the dudes pushing that all these heroes be gay instead of coming up with their own new, gay characters and making them successful.
We better get a story about how Clark Kent and Lois Lane are concerned about their son's new sexual preferences. Since Clark Kent was raised on a farm with Christian parents, I imagine he's not cool with this. Lois Lane being a journalist in a metropolitan city, she probably is cool with it. There could be an interesting story there...but they'll never do that of course. I think we will all forget about "gay Superman" in a couple weeks or so.
@just do it they act like it's impossible like Harley Quinn isn't one of their biggest brands, or John Constantine and Batwoman getting a TV show (I mean bad CT show but point still stands)
Or talking making new characters famous, Damian Wayne was introduced in 2005 and is one of the most popular characters and accepted as the "core batfamily group" before characters like spoiler or batwing who was introduced before him, the main reason for this is probably Damian was created as a character and wasn't made to pander (though some people like to pander him like webtoon, annoys the hell out of me)
yea, these i mean Superman you could be saving lives and getting the Girl/guy that way. you don't need to protest a virtal sigual to score with a pinkharied weirdo.
their so many better candicates and he choses that
You mean Jr., not Sr.
He could have cleaned up an oil spill instead, but they want to create the association between protesters and heroes.
Robin is Super Straight ⬛🟧
Ryan long is killing it. I love this guys humor!!!!!!! "Oh no, not vice"
'Dark night, more like white knight.'
This is pretty good. Keep em' coming guys!
"He's become the filth we're trying to clean up." Hilarious!
1:08 "where does she go?" I need answers!
Where does she go?
The return of spongebob was the icing on the cake!
phrasing
crossover in the Ryan Long extended universe
Batman: “you said you were exploring”
Robin: “yeah exploring different positions I can put them in” 😂
0:09 Poor Robin, he needs to explore a restraining order against DC.
This video to me is more Canon than anything dc made in a long time....
This is why Robin became Nightwing.
Nightwang ;)
No, we’re not doing a switcharoo situation!!
The real secret is that hes normal.
"Ten Rules for Life for Crushing Maximum Snizz". Can't wait to get my hands on that one!
With a foreword by Prof. Pordan Jeterson.
@@timopper5488 12 Rules already is this book.
"Ten rules for crushing maximum snizz"..... my acute laugh snort just resulted in a snot bubble. Not proud, but it was worth it.
I farted so your 👍
"You go through.... Cuffs??"
Very underappreciated line lol
This wasn’t what I was expecting, it’s much better. Very against the comic bandwagon lol
“He’s become the filth we’re trying to clean up” lol. Spongebob was a great throwback too!
Every superhero is gay. But since they made Superman gay, I say he’s not. Just because I don’t want to give them what they want
It’s not Clark Kent, it’s another Superman
@@AS-ri1mb you’re right but he’s still called “Superman” and he’s kissing a dude on the cover. No one wants to see that
@MrErosgt lol
“He’s become the filth we’re trying to clean up” -instant classic.
DC: "We are creating new, diverse, and groundbreaking stories for classic heroes for the modern age that everyone can relate to. Watch as beloved fan favorites such as Jon Kent and Tim Drake discover their sexuality and make new relationships."
Constantine: "Damn King Shark low-key looking bloody thicc as hell today"
Bro king shark a whole seafood buffet
Danny is remarkably good as Batman
This new DCEU trailer is great, I really like the new direction they're going in
Not gonna lie, it would make a fun storyline where the new Robin only reason to became Robin is because chicks are into superheroes. He be like "yeah, I work with batman, wanna try bat-bondage?". He used to follow the "don´t stick your dick in crazy" rule, but then he break it. Later he became the villain "the gimp" and he uses bondage ropes to do crimes, like a reverse wonder woman.
DC Comics needs to hire you as a writer because this is amazing. I'm dead serious.
@@rickswordfire4774 Thanks
You just made a better, more interesting story than most writers could think of. DC should hire you their for Black Label series.
Let's get this comment to 69 boys 😆
That's actually a good idea. Now I want to see how it plays out.
This controversial robin character is stunning and brave this is so woke I like it
Robin isn't talking like a straight guy, he's talking like a gay guy trying to convince people that he's now straight.
I'm sure the public questions about his sexuality advanced by the publisher may have pushed him a little m
Funnily enough, I thought he sounded like a transman trying to act like a straight guy.
It's those ones that overly make it a mission to show how straight they are, at irrelevant points. Homosexual, confirmed. Robin from ATL?
Or he's been lying the whole time about his "sexual escapeds" and had never actually fucked a woman before. Like in the movie 40 year old Virgin. He doesn't actually have any experience, so he's desperate to make it look like he knows what he's talking about.
Meanwhile Batman is thinking "If you ever knew the things that I've seen you'd claw your own eyes out of your skull."
This isn’t the Robin we deserve but the Robin we need
There would come a time when being straight would be radical.
"Robin I'm on my break" 😂😂 had me dying
Thank you guys for doing this🙏🤣
Your skits are the BEST!
Hilarious stuff, keep up the good work guys
The beard they both have makes it look like they're so fed up with everything.
Hey that's Ten Eyck Street in Brooklyn! Fancy windows and doors needs a fancier sign.
Thank god for this channel!
That is the WORST batman impression I've ever heard and I absolutely love it!
🤣 this is great
Batman: …where does SHE go?
Adam West was laying pipe the whole time he was filming the Batman series. This is a role reversal for me LOL
Loved you in the johnstones. Its always a sunny day.
Danny is seriously the perfect Batman. I hope this is a reoccurring skit for you guys
These dudes are straight up some of the funniest active comedians right now 😂
"You go through... CUFFS?!?" pronounciation on point
Evil Robin be like:"guys, it's so good to be super straight"
Hahaha! Ryan emphasizing his... outline for the camera was hilarious!
This was great! Would love to see some more Batman sketches, involving other Batman characters as well.
Fight crime and smash gash* is the way of life
DC has lost its mind. Comics use to be a way to escape a little, now they are just as trash as the NBA, NFL, MLS, Coke, Nike, Amazon. ... Well, pretty much every large company now a days
Holy shit, freaking LMAO!!! These guys are awesome!!! I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time! Thankyou!!!!
2:54 - Not even Ryan Long could keep a straight face
I love seeing the tag on the robin eye goggles and later scenes it's been shoddily removed. Good shit.
'I AM THE DARK KNIGHT' lost it ha ha ha
Alright, already … I’ll subscribe 😂
Ok this is easily one of the funniest videos y’all have made😂
"Where does she go?"
And I'm cleaning coffee off my screen.
Best one yet !!
Now imagine he grows up, wants to get married, believes in Christ and thinks sex belongs in a marriage.
He feels like he has to protect his wife, who can cook real well.
I love this!!! x D
Thanks for making me laugh out loud in the middle of the airport
I like Ryan’s videos before I even finish them.
Man this reminds me of the key of awesome skit from like 12 years ago superhero therapy.
2 pump bat, I died. Between these guys and Kyle D I have been laughing my ass off.
Thanks Ryan
This fool said, "Kapow! Shazam!" 😆 🤣 😂
I heard Robert Pattison is out of the Batman sequels and being replaced by some guy called Danny P.
Just how this channel doesn't get more views is really beyond me.
Make this a mini series please.
We need more of these lol
This is so empowering.
This is the will of the true owners
Holy shit that was good dude 👍🏻 😎
See?
Robin himself confirms he is super straight.
This is the funniest video I've seen all year