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  • Опубліковано 4 чер 2019
  • ⬇LINKS TO SOURCES AND TO LEARN MORE BELOW ⬇
    get your own twizz mug: geni.us/TwistTopMug
    Hyperboloids on Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperbo...
    Build a hyperbolic slot with LEGO: www.instructables.com/id/LEGO...
    Make Anything’s HYPERBOLIC SLOT video: • Making the Straight Po...
    Another hyperbolic slot video: • Straight Rod Passing T...
    Hermes display: m.9gag.com/gag/av8o5eZ
    Wolfram CDF’s:
    Petr Maxine’s “Plane Cross Sections of the Surface of a Cone”: demonstrations.wolfram.com/Pl...
    Mark Peterson’s “Connecting Skew Axles with Hyperboloidal Gears”: demonstrations.wolfram.com/Co...
    Bruce Atwood’s “Hyperboloid as a Ruled Surface”: demonstrations.wolfram.com/Hy...
    cooling tower image from: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Fi...
    Send me Stuff!
    Michael Stevens
    PO Box 33168
    L.A. CA 90033
    **CREDITS**
    Hosted by
    Michael Stevens
    Edited by
    Hannah Canetti
    ( / hannaynaycanaynay )
    VFX by
    Jack Merline
    Music from AudioNetwork
    (www.audionetwork.com)
    **VSAUCE LINKS**
    Vsauce1: / vsauce1
    Vsauce2: / vsauce2
    Vsauce3: / vsauce3
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 16 тис.

  • @Jimmy16.02
    @Jimmy16.02 5 років тому +4177

    "Uranus has a diameter of more than 50,000km, that's more than a mile"
    is my quote of the day

    • @kepalabangang7954
      @kepalabangang7954 5 років тому +39

      Good cover up. Make me lol 😂

    • @rydemk4168
      @rydemk4168 5 років тому +21

      Seems like something Half as Interesting would say

    • @lefrise5
      @lefrise5 5 років тому +13

      I had to stop the video to laugh

    • @yourfriend5144
      @yourfriend5144 5 років тому +7

      I paused the video, went back a little and play it again. Coz I was like, was he talking about something else!??🤣

    • @rexxe001
      @rexxe001 5 років тому +2

      And is the 2nd farthest planet from the Sun

  • @ascen9824
    @ascen9824 4 роки тому +23339

    “Uranus has a diameter of 50,000 Kilometers. That’s more than a MILE”
    Brilliant. 👏

  • @MaxPalaro
    @MaxPalaro 7 місяців тому +86

    In 40 seconds he said what everyone was thinking. Uranus LOL

  • @Kynga716
    @Kynga716 9 місяців тому +101

    Also, the chocolate starfish transition was beautifully placed

  • @JohnBread69
    @JohnBread69 4 роки тому +5020

    the text "michael's toys" displayed on a tube with a very questionably shaped end makes me uneasy

    • @lei2069
      @lei2069 4 роки тому +39

      Hmm..

    • @fazbruh
      @fazbruh 4 роки тому +153

      The music doesn’t help lol

    • @abrokenthing470
      @abrokenthing470 4 роки тому +86

      John Bread at first I thought it was a flesh light

    • @Nah_Bohdi
      @Nah_Bohdi 4 роки тому +12

      ....and how much does succ weigh?

    • @fazbruh
      @fazbruh 4 роки тому +14

      It’s some heavy stuff 🥵🤤😩

  • @herminator1613
    @herminator1613 3 роки тому +14964

    "Uranus has a diameter of 50 000km, thats more than a mile!"
    Top 10 scientists Einstein was to afraid to battle

    • @Louise_Moura
      @Louise_Moura 3 роки тому +311

      I mean, he ain't wrong

    • @somedude6833
      @somedude6833 3 роки тому +140

      Wow I didn’t know scientists battled! Is it with swords, guns or bare fists?

    • @animationtime7265
      @animationtime7265 3 роки тому +10

      @@pickle_256 woosh to you

    • @DamianSzajnowski
      @DamianSzajnowski 3 роки тому +88

      @@somedude6833 Varied. Ockham used a razor. That overpowered Newton guy used a flaming laser sword!

    • @aeizn1012
      @aeizn1012 3 роки тому +15

      i didn't even notice the first time i watched the video

  • @lunganigumede6678
    @lunganigumede6678 5 місяців тому +18

    This is the most insane thumbnail he could’ve chosen

  • @remmingtonotieno7756
    @remmingtonotieno7756 Рік тому +254

    My 'Geometry for Engineers' teacher tried to explain conic sections to me for an entire semester. This funny chap did it in a just a few minutes as part of a hilarious, informative video. thanks Michael

  • @nihilisticmatt4414
    @nihilisticmatt4414 4 роки тому +15069

    I don’t think that he ever recovered from those 3 days in isolation

    • @yuvalbar1775
      @yuvalbar1775 3 роки тому +60

      lol

    • @alx2900
      @alx2900 3 роки тому +158

      And he never will

    • @user-kd3wp1pl4r
      @user-kd3wp1pl4r 3 роки тому +26

      TRUE

    • @Bonifac2002
      @Bonifac2002 3 роки тому +95

      that would be actually *very* unfortunate, even sad,
      given this talented genius :(

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 3 роки тому +12

      He never did.

  • @marcelx2x137
    @marcelx2x137 5 років тому +2024

    Michael blink twice in your next video if you lost the password to Vsauce.

    • @DujiBuji
      @DujiBuji 5 років тому +105

      www.reddit.com/r/vsauce/comments/86a49b/can_anyone_tell_me_why_the_vsauce_videos_of/dw4fhoc
      Here he explains why he is not uploading the videos to vsauce

    • @zatty232
      @zatty232 5 років тому +15

      @@DujiBuji i love you.

    • @forloop7713
      @forloop7713 5 років тому +4

      @@DujiBuji but he hasn't uploaded at all

    • @iMykie
      @iMykie 5 років тому +1

      Lennard tyvm

    • @randomdude9135
      @randomdude9135 5 років тому +3

      @@DujiBuji I wanna marryyyyy you

  • @user-tk4hg3cx2j
    @user-tk4hg3cx2j 7 місяців тому +5

    I love this moment in Austin Powers, but in a variation of a science joke - it's the best one I've ever heard in my life.

  • @lemmiix
    @lemmiix 2 роки тому +19

    1:38 I'm not short, I'm just twisted.

  • @GvinahGui
    @GvinahGui 5 років тому +1989

    "This looks like... Uranus."
    "Be Whole. Be Complete. Be a 100%."
    Damn, you really did it! LOL

  • @actingempty3108
    @actingempty3108 4 роки тому +7447

    The Michael we knew never left that isolation chamber.

    • @actingempty3108
      @actingempty3108 4 роки тому +94

      @@maxnaz47 r/whoosh

    • @maxnaz47
      @maxnaz47 4 роки тому +177

      @@actingempty3108 officially the laziest, un-original comment of 2020, congrats...

    • @actingempty3108
      @actingempty3108 4 роки тому +21

      @@maxnaz47 Wasn't 2020 here buckaroo

    • @actingempty3108
      @actingempty3108 4 роки тому +7

      Hell it still isn't

    • @TheyTookStrawb
      @TheyTookStrawb 4 роки тому +23

      @@actingempty3108 haha I win it's 2020

  • @NeoN-PeoN
    @NeoN-PeoN 5 місяців тому +14

    Only a guy like Sauce could consider a cup to be "his toy".

  • @do811
    @do811 Рік тому +12

    I always love how these videos end before it feels like it has started, keeps me engaged even if i dont know i am.

  • @ididrollerblade
    @ididrollerblade 3 роки тому +5468

    I clicked this cause i thought Michael was reviewing a fleshlight

  • @thdremily
    @thdremily 3 роки тому +5351

    The image of Michael holding a sphincter while “Michael’s toys” is displayed in neon should be in a museum

    • @probablynotviolet
      @probablynotviolet 3 роки тому +179

      toys
      if you know what
      what I mean

    • @probablynotviolet
      @probablynotviolet 3 роки тому +177

      I am high

    • @thdremily
      @thdremily 3 роки тому +71

      @@probablynotviolet Enjoy it bro, keep fylin'

    • @DeltaTony
      @DeltaTony 3 роки тому +12

      @@probablynotviolet crring

    • @declaniii6324
      @declaniii6324 3 роки тому +33

      @@probablynotviolet lmfao I love these two replies together so much

  • @suspiciousdoge9yand104
    @suspiciousdoge9yand104 2 роки тому +14

    Michael doing gags in a straight face makes it more damn hilarious.

  • @SK-vg3xh
    @SK-vg3xh 6 місяців тому +2

    When I'm sad somehow this manges to appear in my feed. Works like a charm even after all these years.😂😂❤

  • @wishiwasabear
    @wishiwasabear 5 років тому +3153

    *Michael drinks from a fleshlight*
    "Wait, that's not my hyperboloid mug"

    • @ArizonaHeat84
      @ArizonaHeat84 5 років тому +108

      I just threw up in my mouth a little.
      Nice job!

    • @degraj418
      @degraj418 5 років тому +56

      Ugh you burned that image in my head

    • @stevecolour8010
      @stevecolour8010 5 років тому +19

      I wanted to write something along those lines but i guess you beat me to it

    • @flowshiseprocessing7864
      @flowshiseprocessing7864 5 років тому +11

      Why must you sin my soul

    • @finbob5
      @finbob5 5 років тому +1

      @@ArizonaHeat84 Why?

  • @beretperson
    @beretperson 5 років тому +3257

    Ah yes, so much more family friendly than DONG, which never existed.

    • @BurgahBoyy
      @BurgahBoyy 5 років тому +80

      Mateo Gg D!NG has always been named D!NG

    • @want-diversecontent3887
      @want-diversecontent3887 5 років тому +23

      HouseHoldSheep
      there is still evidence
      those greedy moneygrabbers
      i'll break their server one day

    • @inzanozulu
      @inzanozulu 5 років тому +45

      Must be the Mandela effect because I clearly remember it being called something different

    • @user-hn5ve5gk3e
      @user-hn5ve5gk3e 5 років тому +17

      @@inzanozulu It ALWAYS was DONG

    • @xxfillex
      @xxfillex 5 років тому +41

      @@user-hn5ve5gk3e *D!NG you mean right? It has always been called that.

  • @enderlore1337
    @enderlore1337 Рік тому +4

    3:06 Bros computer is holding on for dear life 💀💀💀

  • @PugCuber
    @PugCuber Рік тому +8

    this is where I learned about Conic Sections long before I even took Pre-Calc
    thanks Michael

  • @chugent3361
    @chugent3361 4 роки тому +3379

    Alternate title: "The struggle of staying monetized in 2019"

    • @ImTheBluestBird
      @ImTheBluestBird 3 роки тому +58

      He’s always been like this, there’s no struggle for this insane man

    • @exxxtramost
      @exxxtramost 3 роки тому +33

      Success has allowed Michael to approach a more unhinged persona

    • @FJTHEGOON
      @FJTHEGOON 3 роки тому +6

      Lol that was my original comment

    • @SquidishJune
      @SquidishJune 3 роки тому +2

      Well this comment had 2020 likes ...... good luck

  • @danielengel1044
    @danielengel1044 5 років тому +4408

    Michael Stevens: "This channel is now called D!NG to avoid demonatization."
    Also Michael Stevens: *puts water on cheerios*

    • @walid7084
      @walid7084 5 років тому +56

      Wait you're not supposed to put water with cereal?

    • @Jayden3649
      @Jayden3649 5 років тому +104

      @@walid7084 you put mustard and ketchup with a hint of salt on cereal

    • @CerealKiller420
      @CerealKiller420 5 років тому +28

      I personally prefer nutt water.

    • @etooamill9528
      @etooamill9528 5 років тому +21

      michael: and when it closes it look like Uranus

    • @Etrehumain123
      @Etrehumain123 5 років тому +9

      Is cereal a soup ?

  • @mahadevan4o344
    @mahadevan4o344 7 місяців тому +5

    i love Michael's intro's it makes me watch the entire episode

  • @circuitguy1010
    @circuitguy1010 4 місяці тому +1

    The cuts are Incredible.

  • @PeepsMichael
    @PeepsMichael 4 роки тому +4949

    This is the most hilarious episode of Michael’s Toys ever.

  • @whatthe239
    @whatthe239 5 років тому +745

    Glad to see the D!NG channel (Which has always been called D!NG) is still putting out family friendly content which will not lead to demonetization.

    • @deluxeassortment
      @deluxeassortment 5 років тому +14

      He sure is riding the line with his anus coffee mug

    • @CloudedByKatana
      @CloudedByKatana 5 років тому +5

      Always has been called D!NG and has never been called anything that would be considered "non advertiser friendly"

    • @CloudedByKatana
      @CloudedByKatana 5 років тому

      @@poisonousiodine1769 What is this mysterious "DONG" you speak of Hmmmm

  • @jonathankrzeszewski9010
    @jonathankrzeszewski9010 9 місяців тому +1

    i was hesitant for months to not click on this video and now i see why i had that feeling.

  • @artfx9
    @artfx9 Рік тому +1

    That looks very tight. Thank you!

  • @Jamie_kemp
    @Jamie_kemp 5 років тому +3162

    "uranus has a diameter of over 50,000 kilometres"
    "that's more than a mile"
    🤣

    • @LARAUJO_0
      @LARAUJO_0 5 років тому +18

      I'm pretty sure he stole that from Half as Interesting

    • @silverhusky7993
      @silverhusky7993 5 років тому +29

      He's not wrong

    • @brnico6184
      @brnico6184 5 років тому +2

      Not funny

    • @jmbat4435
      @jmbat4435 5 років тому +16

      @@brnico6184 c'mon it is a bit right?

    • @bucket2891
      @bucket2891 5 років тому +42

      @@brnico6184 I can't understand how a human can have this much hatred.

  • @Matt_10203
    @Matt_10203 5 років тому +1579

    "50,000 kilometers! Thats more than a mile!
    Damn Michael, out here dropping truth bombs.

    • @Mean_16z
      @Mean_16z 5 років тому +5

      Lmfao

    • @HarumashimaLT
      @HarumashimaLT 5 років тому +1

      but he was right tho. It is more than a mile, what a legend

    • @memes_from_mars
      @memes_from_mars 5 років тому +2

      *Uranus is big!*

    • @dandan-ww6lz
      @dandan-ww6lz 5 років тому

      HarumashimaLT
      he never said it wasn’t regard

    • @OhhYasssh
      @OhhYasssh 5 років тому

      LMFAO i was playing it back and back to understand where i'm wrong

  • @Netbug
    @Netbug 11 місяців тому +4

    4:38 He's become self-aware.

  • @NileForce2214
    @NileForce2214 2 роки тому

    the comic sans font being tracked to the flashlight of a water bottle is the cherry on top

  • @AdityaRajuiamunique
    @AdityaRajuiamunique 5 років тому +12620

    The title should be "How to avoid Demonitization 101"

    • @Celestias
      @Celestias 5 років тому +32

      More like 400 capstone :D

    • @paulallen1019
      @paulallen1019 5 років тому +38

      Au contraire, Demonetization is highly automated with voice recognition and matching againt a blacklist

    • @olik136
      @olik136 5 років тому +91

      this is the closest we will get to a new Austin Powers movie

    • @lankyGigantic
      @lankyGigantic 5 років тому +48

      And that's why it's called D!NG now

    • @lankyGigantic
      @lankyGigantic 5 років тому

      @Footyes I agree, e

  • @Sluggernaut
    @Sluggernaut 5 років тому +1333

    Thumbnail: Michael explains sphincters with great excitement!
    SOLD!

    • @alexj136
      @alexj136 5 років тому +1

      Wait -- is he excitedly explaining sphincters, or explaining sphincters that are excited?

    • @Sluggernaut
      @Sluggernaut 5 років тому +1

      @@alexj136 Thats for the courts to decide.

  • @jaredszigeti-jonasson
    @jaredszigeti-jonasson Рік тому

    Im loving these spaceballs esque transitions

  • @violetsweet1660
    @violetsweet1660 5 місяців тому +1

    You are a noble soldier in the fight for the Rightful Measure Radian

  • @stonksfromcs1224
    @stonksfromcs1224 4 роки тому +2433

    “It looks a little bit like,”
    *Uranus*

    • @mrantidot09
      @mrantidot09 4 роки тому +3

      Hahahahaha😆

    • @OzzyTheRaven
      @OzzyTheRaven 4 роки тому +51

      Is 55,000 kilometers wide, that's more than a mile!

    • @Abstract2950
      @Abstract2950 4 роки тому

      Wow it’s tempting to mess up the likes on this comment

    • @ryanchristophergregorio9026
      @ryanchristophergregorio9026 4 роки тому +2

      When it's closed it's very tight

    • @dankay2697
      @dankay2697 4 роки тому +1

      Ain_Sly yes everyone else watched the video too

  • @greglarson4253
    @greglarson4253 4 роки тому +4187

    The thumbnail made it look like quite an interesting toy.

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 4 роки тому +239

      it didnt help that it said michaels toys

    • @mcj0014
      @mcj0014 4 роки тому +58

      Greg Larson oh no...lord forgive me for what I’m about to do

    • @greglarson4253
      @greglarson4253 4 роки тому +9

      Lol just seen this has 69 likes.

    • @richie7687
      @richie7687 4 роки тому +2

      @@missingno2401 fr

    • @b-ri1338
      @b-ri1338 4 роки тому +7

      Butthole

  • @AdiPearStudios
    @AdiPearStudios Рік тому

    IDK why but I really find this video satisfying/relaxing.

  • @Rpearce79
    @Rpearce79 5 місяців тому

    Very good video! Great comedy added in!

  • @Ribbons0121R121
    @Ribbons0121R121 5 років тому +1287

    "it looks a little bit like-
    URANUS..has a diameter"
    nice save

  • @qwiznoes
    @qwiznoes 4 роки тому +7593

    "When closed, it looks a little bit like-"
    "URANUS has a diamater of 50,000 kilometers, thats more than a MILE!"
    Michael that joke is golden thank you

    • @shinooo8291
      @shinooo8291 4 роки тому +18

      korn's burger king meetup In more ways than one.

    • @taiyoctopus2958
      @taiyoctopus2958 4 роки тому +4

      brown joke

    • @leocoelho12
      @leocoelho12 4 роки тому +4

      Can you explain me this joke? What is the other meaning of mile? I'm not a native speaker

    • @Crackhog
      @Crackhog 4 роки тому +18

      @@leocoelho12 just like how the entire earth is heavier than a feather

    • @leocoelho12
      @leocoelho12 4 роки тому +4

      @@Crackhog thank you!

  • @lloydlineske2642
    @lloydlineske2642 2 роки тому

    This was pretty great my guy.

  • @user-qo8js3qk5z
    @user-qo8js3qk5z Рік тому

    Simply amazing.

  • @manavgajera4985
    @manavgajera4985 5 років тому +2803

    Uranus 🌕
    Chocolate starfish ⭐
    Leather Cheerios ⭕
    Be Whole🐝

    • @anshsehrawat2628
      @anshsehrawat2628 5 років тому +5

      hahaha

    • @panikhalili5920
      @panikhalili5920 5 років тому +15

      I don’t get it

    • @panikhalili5920
      @panikhalili5920 5 років тому +17

      I mean I get Uranus but not the rest... can someone plz explain?

    • @igoodygames6468
      @igoodygames6468 5 років тому +11

      @@panikhalili5920 yeah same honestly , that and Bee Hole but idk the rest or get it

    • @cloudy7971
      @cloudy7971 5 років тому +46

      leather refers to skin and cheerios are a sort of hole
      human star fishes can create chocolate metaphorically

  • @artzanolli
    @artzanolli 5 років тому +1126

    "FIFTY THOUSAND kilometers! That's more than a mile."
    Truly.

    • @Bootleg_Jones
      @Bootleg_Jones 5 років тому +12

      I remember learning that in school

    • @Ring_nuts
      @Ring_nuts 5 років тому +61

      That's atleast FOUR football fields!

    • @Matio25091
      @Matio25091 5 років тому +30

      r/technicallythetruth

    • @UnrulyGoats
      @UnrulyGoats 5 років тому

      TRUUEEE

    • @stskyline8468
      @stskyline8468 5 років тому +12

      reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth

  • @zaflowgalactic
    @zaflowgalactic 5 місяців тому

    This is your best work yet! 🤣 I literally spit out my coffee when you mentioned the diameter of Uranus! 🤣

  • @The-Fox09
    @The-Fox09 9 місяців тому

    Him mentioning that limp bizkit album is what sparked my interest in this channel

  • @GermaphobeMusic
    @GermaphobeMusic 5 років тому +17852

    you'd be lucky to be sponsoring this man and his perfectly family friendly content

    • @konsta7783
      @konsta7783 5 років тому +166

      Ur an....
      Uranus
      U

    • @angwydud
      @angwydud 5 років тому +16

      @SirBanana Are you the banana from the markiplier "banana video"???? (Too lazy to write the name...)

    • @KiemPlant
      @KiemPlant 5 років тому +51

      @@angwydud Lol, it probably took more time to type "(too lazy to type...)" Than to actually type it out fully, but okay.

    • @WilhelmWilder
      @WilhelmWilder 5 років тому +31

      0:31 😂😂

    • @angwydud
      @angwydud 5 років тому +5

      @@KiemPlant Nah ik how life works :I

  • @asebiii
    @asebiii 5 років тому +1177

    "When it's closed, it looks a litte bit like...Uranus!"
    ~Michael, 2019

    • @GermaphobeMusic
      @GermaphobeMusic 5 років тому +28

      You don't even have to edit these anymore.

    • @Houssemcharf
      @Houssemcharf 5 років тому +5

      Uranus ... rotate perfectly ...

    • @D413373R
      @D413373R 5 років тому +5

      Everyone was thinking it and he went there XD

    • @falpsdsqglthnsac
      @falpsdsqglthnsac 5 років тому +10

      “...has a diameter of 50,000 kilometers. That’s more than a mile.” Yeah, of course that’s more than a mile. Clearly that first episode of Mind Field has had some chronic effects.

    • @Thoroughly_Wet
      @Thoroughly_Wet 5 років тому +1

      I remember a substitute teacher had us say ur-uh-nis instead of Uranus because, "scientists say it's the proper way."
      Idk if that's true, but I always assumed it was because she didn't want to say "Your anus"

  • @timnixon2889
    @timnixon2889 2 роки тому

    I love the addition of the humor..

  • @CarlosBorrego
    @CarlosBorrego 2 роки тому +2

    Ok, I saw this video inside a blog, inside a feed reader... but I had to come here to say how great this is. I mean, it combines serious physics with simple jokes, is fun, is nice to look, is really great produced, and it has jokes that kids may no undersand. I'm stand up and claping. Not really

  • @aumv3606
    @aumv3606 5 років тому +1596

    Michael: **Puts water on Cheerios**
    **Several people are typing**

    • @Alphasoldier
      @Alphasoldier 5 років тому +50

      I died a little.

    • @bigsquatch
      @bigsquatch 5 років тому +11

      SOMEBODY NOTICED!

    • @lumps17
      @lumps17 5 років тому +13

      You think he can afford milk with the amount he spends on HIS TOYS??

    • @jameswalker199
      @jameswalker199 5 років тому

      Didn't those Jedwood people do that?

    • @brianmiller1077
      @brianmiller1077 5 років тому +1

      Author and vlogger John Green applauds

  • @vincenttavani6380
    @vincenttavani6380 5 років тому +2951

    Michael: *doesn't say anus*
    Also Michael: *pours water into cereal*
    UA-cam: demonetize

    • @nixnix22
      @nixnix22 5 років тому +41

      Are you not aware of the sexiness in pouring water into cereal?

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 5 років тому +12

      SSSSHHH! You can't say that!
      (children are watching)

    • @rust3152
      @rust3152 Рік тому +9

      @@patrickmcleod111 ok pat

    • @Wyi-the-rogue
      @Wyi-the-rogue Рік тому

      Haha u funi man

    • @weaa00
      @weaa00 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Wyi-the-rogue thanks i always 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😢

  • @Zr0din
    @Zr0din 8 місяців тому

    Never thought I would see this kind of thing from you.

  • @Xanderall
    @Xanderall 5 місяців тому

    LOVED LOVED LOVED the Austin Powers-esque homages!!

  • @MattOBrienOfficial
    @MattOBrienOfficial 5 років тому +2354

    As you can see when it’s closed, it looks a little bit like _Uranus_ has a diameter of more than 50,000 Km
    *CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*

    • @valk5043
      @valk5043 5 років тому +28

      And it looks more like a *be whole* be complete, be 100%

    • @Fladens
      @Fladens 5 років тому +26

      That's more than a mile you know?

    • @KateSparkle
      @KateSparkle 5 років тому +3

      And it's out of this world

    • @platypuschallenger
      @platypuschallenger 5 років тому +1

      Leather cheerio

    • @themangleberry8772
      @themangleberry8772 5 років тому +2

      ... that's more than a mile!

  • @philipfahy9658
    @philipfahy9658 5 років тому +11659

    I legitimately can no longer tell if Michael makes educational or comedic content.

  • @dmonvisigoth1651
    @dmonvisigoth1651 5 місяців тому +1

    I love the Austin Powers style editing!
    ("Johnson!")
    I too listened to Limp Bizkit when I was in middle school. I don't feel so much like a moron knowing Michael did as well.

  • @vitalchance1032
    @vitalchance1032 2 роки тому

    Why i like v sauce -- He is clear, precise, articulate, and thorough...; A very good teacher..

  • @charliesymons1409
    @charliesymons1409 5 років тому +983

    50,000km > 1mile
    Well done this man genius

    • @smorrow
      @smorrow 5 років тому +81

      There are more brain cells in your brain than there are brains in your entire body - Ken M

    • @Gbzildo
      @Gbzildo 5 років тому +6

      GeNIuS AleRT

    • @Vaaaaadim
      @Vaaaaadim 5 років тому +4

      You learn something new every day

    • @MrMarsFromEarth
      @MrMarsFromEarth 5 років тому

      @@smorrow speak for yourself!

    • @zitroxlpthegreenone9324
      @zitroxlpthegreenone9324 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PuffDaGoat
    @PuffDaGoat 4 роки тому +4353

    No one:
    Michael: **hits himself with a fleshlight*

    • @yukaira
      @yukaira 4 роки тому +272

      @The Zak you're too young

    • @croxtr8358
      @croxtr8358 4 роки тому +26

      Oh god no it’s not one of “them “ if you were to use it that way it would be um.......nvm.

    • @forkbender3592
      @forkbender3592 4 роки тому +9

      Big yikes

    • @matei1974
      @matei1974 4 роки тому +49

      @@croxtr8358 It's a *white and sticky* kool aid deposit

    • @Achilles4455
      @Achilles4455 4 роки тому +7

      Puff -_- I wonder how it feels 🥵

  • @unnaturallynatural8885
    @unnaturallynatural8885 2 роки тому

    michael looks like he is devoid of humor but also a bundle of amusement

  • @phsiic1271
    @phsiic1271 2 роки тому

    michael's toys logo over the fleshlight is quite possibly the funniest thing to ever exist

  • @cmklusman
    @cmklusman 5 років тому +2938

    Jesus, the Austin Powers style cuts. Amazing. I love it.

    • @Hamuelin
      @Hamuelin 5 років тому +53

      I'm glad some other people saw it. Incredible films.

    • @MovieBuffConnorJamieson
      @MovieBuffConnorJamieson 5 років тому +12

      A bit of fry and Laurie did a pretty similar thing first. Look up their Barman sketch it's so funny

    • @ZiPolishHammer
      @ZiPolishHammer 5 років тому +18

      It looks like a giant- "Woody, Woody Nelson is that you?"

    • @Pickle-oh
      @Pickle-oh 5 років тому +17

      @@ZiPolishHammer that isn't a pecker, it looks like someone's - PRIVATES, WE HAVE REPORTS OF AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT

    • @raver377
      @raver377 5 років тому +6

      it reminded me a bit of the naked gun movies and policesquad series ^^

  • @tony69979
    @tony69979 5 років тому +9029

    Adsence: hey Michael how much family friendly is your content
    Michael: Yes

    • @borip765
      @borip765 5 років тому +102

      how much family friendly is

    • @AP-pb6tc
      @AP-pb6tc 5 років тому +23

      You stole this comment to call it your own

    • @HastelNox97
      @HastelNox97 5 років тому +89

      Everyone: hey
      Antoine Obeid how good is your grammar?
      Antoine Obeid: Yes

    • @DanielRieger
      @DanielRieger 5 років тому +36

      Not very family friendly to put water in cereal

    • @toodangslow1799
      @toodangslow1799 5 років тому

      Would have also said yes if I was responding to you

  • @PhyllisLiao
    @PhyllisLiao 11 місяців тому

    I love this channel

  • @6eloved
    @6eloved 2 роки тому

    Oh thank god, I did the deepest dive to find this information!

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna 5 років тому +2816

    Me: fleshlight
    Michael Stevens, an intellectual: *hyperboloid*

    • @hypercatsinspace7625
      @hypercatsinspace7625 5 років тому +14

      What is a fleshligh?!

    • @condemontanelas11
      @condemontanelas11 5 років тому +90

      @@hypercatsinspace7625 its 2019 use the damn google.

    • @taraskovacevic9345
      @taraskovacevic9345 5 років тому +9

      Micheal Stevens is not an intellectual

    • @forloop7713
      @forloop7713 5 років тому +35

      @@hypercatsinspace7625 A device used yo created light powered by a battery

    • @FplusETVChannel
      @FplusETVChannel 5 років тому +28

      Martin S no, that’s a flashlight. He’s talking about a fleshlight

  • @rakhimondal5949
    @rakhimondal5949 5 років тому +1256

    He's slowly becoming insane and people around him are thinking he's joking.

    • @MultiFabar
      @MultiFabar 5 років тому +43

      rakhi mondal aren’t we all a bit insane

    • @seanmcgrath3826
      @seanmcgrath3826 5 років тому +15

      @@MultiFabar Everyone is at least a little bit insane. Otherwise the world wouldn't work

    • @pumpkin_314
      @pumpkin_314 5 років тому +6

      Oh My Holy God
      O M H G

    • @user-vz7mu4su9n
      @user-vz7mu4su9n 5 років тому +12

      @@seanmcgrath3826 I can imagine someone saying this over and over while rocking back and forth in the corner.

    • @justghostie4948
      @justghostie4948 5 років тому +6

      We know, we don't care, because we like it

  • @strictlyaesthetic9202
    @strictlyaesthetic9202 Рік тому

    Genius... Clever..... Very informative...... HOW IT IS DONE.

  • @totallymady42069
    @totallymady42069 7 місяців тому +1

    This is a masterpiece

  • @aaalbert
    @aaalbert 4 роки тому +2073

    Brown probably wasn't the best choice of color for the lid

    • @huntersaw
      @huntersaw 4 роки тому +58

      Its Uranus

    • @Cazador1
      @Cazador1 4 роки тому +78

      Better be pink

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 4 роки тому +2

      It was the only color

    • @becuz.
      @becuz. 4 роки тому +3

      oh yes it was

    • @joshuabalser1731
      @joshuabalser1731 4 роки тому +12

      Would've been kinda nice brown but pink in the center

  • @Wet_Deer
    @Wet_Deer 5 років тому +3243

    Michael:
    Changes name from Dong to D!ng to make it more ad friendly.
    Also Michael:
    Makes this video

  • @g_rr_tt
    @g_rr_tt 5 місяців тому

    thank you for the multivariable calculus refresher

  • @cvp5882
    @cvp5882 11 місяців тому

    Fantastic sphincter jokes. Top notch. Well played, sir

  • @sebonance3178
    @sebonance3178 3 роки тому +10194

    Michael is dodging demonization like Neo from the matrix

    • @corbettbalcaitis
      @corbettbalcaitis 3 роки тому +149

      I wonder how many people come back to this video just to watch the doging

    • @aoliravioli
      @aoliravioli 3 роки тому +230

      * Demonetization

    • @scrambledeggs1295
      @scrambledeggs1295 3 роки тому +263

      @@aoliravioli he said what he meant

    • @spaceship7007
      @spaceship7007 3 роки тому +132

      Michael please don't become a demon we still need you here

    • @bragapedro
      @bragapedro 3 роки тому +10

      @@corbettbalcaitis count me on those statistics

  • @LnPPersonified
    @LnPPersonified 5 років тому +990

    UA-cam: We'll force them to change their name from Dong. That'll take care of all the inappropriate jokes.
    Michael: Hold my hyperboloid.

    • @steamcastle
      @steamcastle 5 років тому +21

      no one forced anyone to do anything. they just paid them.
      but it has always benne D!ng

    • @stefannilsson2406
      @stefannilsson2406 5 років тому +1

      I didn't even notice they changed it from Dong until I read your comment.

    • @themountaingoat2284
      @themountaingoat2284 5 років тому +6

      @@stefannilsson2406 yeah I have no idea what you are talking about

    • @green5301
      @green5301 5 років тому +2

      @Steven Dellwinsen DONG: Do Online Now Guys

    • @TrashDeviant
      @TrashDeviant 5 років тому

      Do ! Now, Guys!

  • @KurtBob
    @KurtBob Рік тому

    The limp biscuit reference is class.

  • @doggfite
    @doggfite 5 років тому +1910

    Michael: This channel has always been D!NG cause its an advertiser-friendly channel
    Also Michael: Leather Cherrio!

    • @ryandupuis5860
      @ryandupuis5860 5 років тому +48

      Also michael: "When it's closed, it looks like ..... Uranus has a diameter..."

    • @thewilddinkus8026
      @thewilddinkus8026 5 років тому +22

      @@ryandupuis5860 chocolate starfish

    • @ctrlaltshift
      @ctrlaltshift 5 років тому +4

      I literally made this exact comment before I noticed you did it first. 😂

    • @andersenzheng
      @andersenzheng 5 років тому +6

      @@ryandupuis5860 ... thats more than 1 mile!

    • @doggfite
      @doggfite 5 років тому +7

      @Clansesa changed?
      It's always been D!NG

  • @isaiasgarcia8687
    @isaiasgarcia8687 5 років тому +857

    waters cereal...
    THIS MAN JUST SINNED!

    • @doublesystem9790
      @doublesystem9790 5 років тому +18

      He just ascended beyond everyone else

    • @maddietrivitayakhun8922
      @maddietrivitayakhun8922 5 років тому +1

      Im not the only one to think this!!

    • @AintNoJuice
      @AintNoJuice 5 років тому +2

      How it`s called the cereal sauce...? I forgot the name... Aam.... Milk?

    • @blahblahkmk2912
      @blahblahkmk2912 5 років тому +1

      U have no evidence there’s no water in the bowl

    • @DexyD20
      @DexyD20 Рік тому +1

      I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend, but I think your privilege is showing a tad bit. I see you've never had to down the powder at the bottom of a rice bag for your daily vitamins and fight strays for roadkill for your daily protein before. I'm not tryin to be rude but maybe you shouldn't knock it till you try starving until it tastes good. Michael has been through some stuff man! You can't just shame him for the animal the world has made him!
      fr tho, all just jokes! I hope no one takes me seriously and everyone has a good laugh😅🤣💜

  • @all0utmetal735
    @all0utmetal735 Рік тому

    The ol Austin Powers skit. We’ll done and thanks for bringing it back

  • @maxc6963
    @maxc6963 8 місяців тому

    wow not only do you have mastery in 3d figure but also comedy. i appreciate the austin powers bit hahahaa

  • @peanislayer
    @peanislayer 5 років тому +1839

    Michael: I'm being Mugged
    Critikal: Hold my Flesh light

    • @Dyndicat
      @Dyndicat 5 років тому +23

      This is the best mugging of All Time.

    • @juggernaut3338
      @juggernaut3338 5 років тому +5

      Fleshlight/Circumcisor

    • @vasili1207
      @vasili1207 5 років тому

      Seriously go get laid you weirdo..... Incel

    • @HelloKittyFanMan.
      @HelloKittyFanMan. 5 років тому +3

      "Hold my random capital letters, too."

    • @sagatduhking5843
      @sagatduhking5843 5 років тому +1

      @@vasili1207 Hi im norm.

  • @810bio
    @810bio 5 років тому +261

    It's just amazing how Michael manages to suddently put a Uranus joke with such a delicate way. What a man!

  • @Val-sl6ng
    @Val-sl6ng Рік тому

    Haha, I'm happy I've watched this, thank you

  • @KyleStratacusDrewry
    @KyleStratacusDrewry 7 місяців тому

    I got a real nice laugh. Thanks.

  • @qkhs0217
    @qkhs0217 5 років тому +1240

    Top 4 ways to avoid demonetization:
    0:33
    1:00
    2:55
    7:05

    • @TheGreenKnight500
      @TheGreenKnight500 5 років тому +60

      You won't believe number five!

    • @raimohoft1236
      @raimohoft1236 5 років тому

      @@TheGreenKnight500 Nr. 2 ? 😉

    • @derjon5
      @derjon5 5 років тому +5

      These clues all add up!
      It looks like a butthole, duh.

    • @matyas94k
      @matyas94k 5 років тому +1

      Looks like chocolate chips.
      www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/white-belgian-chocolate-edible-anus/

    • @freeziboi3249
      @freeziboi3249 5 років тому +5

      @@matyas94k Goddammit dude, come on, you know what that's my fault for clicking.

  • @RadiantSkiddMarx
    @RadiantSkiddMarx 4 роки тому +2136

    I thought he was holding a "Vsauce Michael" Fleshlight™.

    • @MrCODEmaster00
      @MrCODEmaster00 4 роки тому +22

      Alt+0153 for the win, the little trademark character makes this joke.
      (And yes, I know the alt-code off hand because " Soon™ " is an unfortunate common phrase for some games.)

    • @rohlankaal9171
      @rohlankaal9171 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @seairis616
      @seairis616 4 роки тому +7

      Molded from his own balloon knot.

    • @ghost_ship_supreme
      @ghost_ship_supreme 4 роки тому +15

      “Michael’s toys”

    • @romanjacobs6287
      @romanjacobs6287 4 роки тому +2

      What is a Fleshlight??? Everyone is mentioning it, but I don't get it.

  • @anthonyyojimbowilliams4475
    @anthonyyojimbowilliams4475 8 місяців тому

    Hahahaaa 😂 I discovered Michael only a month ago, I know right where have I been...thank you for the content. My cheeks hurt now...

  • @cubonefan3
    @cubonefan3 Рік тому

    “Be whole, be complete, be 100%” is now tattooed on my back.

  • @BackPainGarage
    @BackPainGarage 5 років тому +1821

    All the thumbs downs are people who are angry that you put water in the cereal bowl...

    • @iraelliott992
      @iraelliott992 5 років тому +81

      I didn't vote. Not because of the watered cereal, but more for the fact that he didn't demonstrate how water tight the seal was. I was waiting the entire video for him to flip it upside down. Not once.

    • @AndreLeRoux81
      @AndreLeRoux81 5 років тому +5

      Bruh! 'Water in cereal' is the new 'pineapple on pizza'

    • @gegarcia19831
      @gegarcia19831 5 років тому +1

      @@iraelliott992 Not Once!

    • @JesusMeza3
      @JesusMeza3 5 років тому

      idk why people put another animal's milk into some dry food instead of water

    • @Conchobhar
      @Conchobhar 5 років тому +3

      But, is cereal *soup?*

  • @theanonpix3373
    @theanonpix3373 5 років тому +4872

    Michael's toys
    *SHOWS A CUP THAT LOOKS LIKE A FLESH LIGHT*

    • @aritheplebian2129
      @aritheplebian2129 5 років тому +120

      I WAS WAITING

    • @sextuspompeius1266
      @sextuspompeius1266 5 років тому +82

      My first thought

    • @thesephiam
      @thesephiam 5 років тому +58

      It’s all I could think about after he said toy
      The name of the mug is “Twizz mug”.
      Heres a math problem. What if “Tw”=“J”?

    • @jedwalker5986
      @jedwalker5986 5 років тому +23

      As you can see, when it's closed it looks like....

    • @_D.I.G_
      @_D.I.G_ 5 років тому +5

      good idea, imma try it

  • @hehrgdeuh8223
    @hehrgdeuh8223 7 місяців тому

    Well played Uranus 👏

  • @vishnuktech6769
    @vishnuktech6769 Рік тому

    Thanks bro ❤️

  • @everestismad2560
    @everestismad2560 5 років тому +1786

    Michael: Goes Family Friendly to avoid being Demonetized
    Also Michael: Pours Water into Cereal