Möbius Bagels
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- Опубліковано 15 тра 2024
- 'Tis the season to cut bagels into interlocked halves!!
LEARN MORE:
George Hart's article: www.georgehart.com/bagel/bage...
George Hart's video: • Mathematically Correct...
Eugenia Cheng's video: • Möbius bagel
more about Möbius strips and tori: web1.kcn.jp/hp28ah77/us27f_mob...
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**CREDITS**
Hosted by
Michael Stevens
Edited by
Hannah Canetti
( / hannaynaycanaynay )
VFX by
Jack Merline
Music from AudioNetwork
(www.audionetwork.com)
**VSAUCE LINKS**
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Michael blink twice if you were held hostage since December.
I... I don't think he blinked at all... Not even once...
Micheal: *Raises eyebrow*
*vsauce music starts playing*
he blinked twice.
*Michael winks at you twice*
He blinked S.O.S you dumbass.
This is what happens to you once you learn every fact
The All-Knowing Stevens
And learn 0 opinions
You get caught in Christmas
Michael has gotten so smart he has imploded.
Or is it?
Plot twist : All these Dong videos were shot at the same time and are being uploaded sequentially to cover up Michael's Disapperance.......
Explains why he said christmas is around the corner
@@kausarmeutuwah8304 hasnt uploaded on vsauce channel for almost a year now so its a running joke. .....
@@kausarmeutuwah8304 that series is considered far inferior than his own independent videos thats why people keep taunting him about not making videos for his own channel anymore
Except that it doesn't explain the beard growth... or maybe the beard is CGI
Dong videos?? I think you mean D!NG... That's how this channel has always been called
“Here’s some footage that didn’t make it into the episode,” he says during the episode.
he means the original episode.
Leaf The CatTail this is the original episode
That was technically after the episode ended. The main part of it anyways.
I’m no longer comfortable with Michael being in possession of knives.
When did you feel comfortable with him and knifes in the beginning?
He’s kinda like link from GMM.
Its also nowhere near Christmas
@Jason Goatcher Many Australians will often celebrate a "Christmas in July" more as an excuse to have 2 Christmases than any actual tradition.
@Jason Goatcher I remember having this revelation with an Australian I knew. For some reason... I always thought holidays were reversed in the souther hemisphere to match the seasons -_-....
Some days I fear for Michael.
Other days, I fear Michael.
Which one of those is it today?
@@iamElectro
Yes
Today I fear Michael. He has become too powerful. No human should ever wield the power of a möbius bagel.
Seen this one on another video of his
There is no Some Days - It is always, for both
“Hermione”
- Michael Stevens, April (apparently December) 2019
The fact that they had to censor their name truly saddens me
what name?
Ali Khan probably the channel name
what name? it was always called that. what are you talking about?
It was called DONG before May last year. As an acronym for things you can Do Online Now Guys. Then they had to change the name to D!NG, because they feared demonetization. I'm not sure why though.
@o m 'We have always been at war with fortnite, Minecraft has always been our ally.'
Vsauce 2012: "What if every human on Earth jumped at once?"
Vsauce 2019: "Thanks for _bageling_ ?"
More like:
Vsauce 2012: "What if every human on Earth jumped at once?"
Vsauce 2019:
Micheal's DONG 2019: "Thanks for bageling ?"
@@Zahlenteufel1 Vsauce is the home of Mind Field now, that's when the normal videos stopped
Vsauce 2010: Mario Farts!
I guess that isolation chamber changed him.
@@tuxrandom Between that and the ayahuasca, something drove him mad
Vsauce 2013: where are your fingers?
Vsauce 2019: makes bagels
Möbius hands in ma pants (・∀・)
Not a fun video for red-green colorblindness.
#hehe
Its not vsauce. Its DONG
I'm glad Michael has finally found his fingers
This is how Tony Stark learned about the Möbius strip
he learnt too much
vsauce vs. thanos
We love you 3000
you have to intertwine the geroelongated pentagonal bipyramid into a 4 dimensional möbius strip to connect it with the hydrostatic fluxcompensator
15:37: "Whoa, getting that knife pretty close to my hand!"
15:40: "Please, guys -- be careful."
15:41: *pokes himself in the hand*
I felt like that laugh track was mocking the concept of humanity itself.
Same?
Expect nothing less from vsauce [god?]
i was gonna like it but its at 666 likes and i dont wanna ruin that so just good comment ig
_> concept of humanity_
????
@@Pllayer064 we live in a humanity
This man is getting 4th Dimensional laughs for a bay-gull dad joke.
I remember why I subscribed.
I seed what u did there
Michael: *sees Endgame*
Michael: "mobius bagels"
I thought of this video when I saw end game haha
I ate bagels mobius style before I saw endgame
Betadesk 23th???!?!?
Michael: reads stone ocean
@@FoxbyPlays Michael: So today on this Halloween special, I'm going to be inverting the gravitational pull of your blood
You guys dont get it. He is so overpowered he moves close to the speed of light, so our clocks run faster for him. Thats why he said christmas' around the corner,. He is just ahead of us.
Michael: Christmas is around the corner.
me: **looks at the calendar**
the calendar whispers: *he done it this time. he lost his mind.*
Christmas in July is right around the corner...
I like that you had to check the calendar, just to make sure that YOU weren't the one who lost their mind.
@@BlissBatch
Since the calendar is whispering, we still can't be too sure about that.
The reason Christmas (Jesus Christ's birth) was started being celebrated in December is to match (or rather overshadow) the winter Pegan celebration of winter solstice when the later Romans tried to spread Christianity across Europe. However the "actual" day or month of the year that he was born is not known (Gregorian calendar was not a thing at that time). Guesses/estimates include October, July, September, May -- in fact any month can be equally likely.
References:
www.history.com/this-day-in-history/christ-is-born
www.bbc.co.uk/guides/zwnsbk7
www.livescience.com/42976-when-was-jesus-born.html
r/iamverysmart
I love how Michael has slowly but steadily gone insane
Jani Kärkkäinen lmfao
Definitely
This is ilterally Michael doing the same experiment several times with paper, then strings and finally a damn bagel.
But I freaking love it. 10/10
it's very didactic. The progression helps us understand. If he started directly on the bagel, I wouldn't have followed so well what was going on
When you live as Michael Stevens, the concept of time has no bearing in your reality. For Michael, Christmas is both infinitely far away, and infinitely close- dancing as far and as near as his whim commands.
One does not comprehend Michael Stevens. One only can fear him.
Nobody:
Michael Stevens on 23rd of April: "Christmas is right around the corner"
*He's too powerful*
I legit just accepted it as an old video, didn't realize how recent it is
@@altogumanator3000 haha same
yeah, its just around the corner. Its just that the corner is on the other side of east coast to west coast highway.
I would not be surprised if he scientifically proved that christmas was actually around the corner
Southern Hemisphere
watching a middle age man loses his mind over a bagel wearing a christmas outfit in april surely was not how I planned to spend my day but I'm enjoying it
If you like this kind of madness you need to watch the klein bottle guy on Numberphile
@@Leeqzombie I've watched him, he's my favourite kind of mad man
Odd, this is exactly what I was expecting when I woke up this morning.
Not the hero we wanted, but the hero we needed
Morbius Bagels
m- mo- m-... mörbius bagels...
"Christmas time is right around the corner"
Me, eating Easter chocolate : ... what?
You can get Easter chocolate around Christmas time. Just gotta go to the right discount grocery stores.
....don't look at me like that. I JUST LIKE CHEAP CHOCOLATE OKAY
MerchMan Dan
*>___>*
MerchMan Dan we celebrated Easter the day after because every thing is half off.
@@viviangalleher124 Yes, because the point of celebrating Easter is to get candy, and not to worship the risen savior, Jesus Christ.
@@king_noah_2692 yeah no nobody worships cheesus anyways. the real god is michael Stevens
next on Vsauce "how to cut a bagel into a 4 dimensional sphere"
But a sphere is a 3-dimensional figure
@@derykian6029 gj nowj you've noticed there is a joke involved
@@derykian6029 o o f
@@derykian6029 not if it's a 3-sphere, also known as glome
@@xdrago5602 Not a great one
If you turn on subtitles, there is a whole different video going on!
It's almost like a bad commentary
That's a bit of delay
That's what I was gonna comment
I thought I was losing my mind
!
Those red and green papers are not different enough for my colourblind eyes. RIP
Same, was really difficult trying to tell the difference at times.
Christmas must be tough :(
rip
“Christmas time is right around the corner”
Calendar: “Are you sure about that?”
Now, don't get your nips all tied in a knot now. ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
i think the room experiment he did years ago is kicking in
Watch this in December and it will make more sense!
It depends on how big the corner is.
payrim
Yup
I'm not sure how many layers of post-ironic mr stevens has gotten to now.
But he's a bona-fide dong brain
Michael: Christmas is right around the corner!
Me: *Checks upload date to make sure I'm not crazy*
i didnt even question this
Or to make sure he's not crazy.
Or aren't you?
Hello guy with a N64 logo as pp
funny enough when it hit my recommended videos...
*Morbius bagel*
No one:
Michael in the middle of the night: 𝕄ö𝕓𝕚𝕦𝕤 𝔹𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕤
What is that fon-witchery??
Hello, I think you dropped this: 𝕠̈
No one:
Michael in the middle of April: Merry Christmas!
@@LoopZoopler It's called "Blackboard bold", here's the wikipedia page:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackboard_bold
Assault butter knife with tactical grip I didn’t even think about that
Michael: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Me: If they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
Michael: Pringles
Good one
_hysterical laughter_
@@gerbilpmc _hysterical slaughter_
Both were very quality, and I didn't see either one coming. Even if "Bagels" was fairly obvious, I had never heard that one before. Literally the first time, so both of them hit different
@@MrKross-tc9yy comment award winner
It's morbin' time
i like when he said it's bagel time and then proceeded bagel everywhere
2014: professional educator
2019: meme machine
Meme👏🏻review 👏🏻
memechine
h ö ö p s
From that intro, im pretty sure Michael just runs this channel on his own and he's schizophrenic
VladdyTheBear
He 100% does. He's just insane
Insanely informational
He is Jake
@@senecagordon5472 and kevin
hermoine
Its Möbin' time
michael stevens
möbius bagel
michael morbius bagels
Calender: **Exist*
Michael: Im about to destroy this man whole career
Meme: Exists
UA-cam commenters: I'm about to destroy this man's whole career
yea
quoted it wrong but ok
It's more like the calender's going to destroy Michael's career.
Hotel?
Trivago
I’m really diggin’ this “Christmas in April” vibe.
I wonder if you know about "Halloween in January" or not.
Yeah I don't get it
@@iCore7Gaming OP's comment, mine, or the original thing in the video?
@@camelopardalis84 I don't get this Christmas thing lmao
DanDeMan its a joke, its obviously not Christmas. He evens says dumb, obviously not true thing like: “Christmas means things like Santy claus and seagulls!”. That’s the joke
its morbius bagles
I love how the last laugh track was the same one layered over itself several times.
I can imagine Michael buying christmas supplies in the middle of April
And easter supplies in november
@@raidedsalt7110 _this is too much power for one man_
@@lvbboi9 who said he was one man
@@raidedsalt7110 _o h f u c k_
@@raidedsalt7110 and Halloween supplies in February
I feel that we are just a couple of videos away from Michael scribble equations on the wall shouting ”Can’t you see it?! Can’t you see it?!” 😅
10:43 imagining Michael on a regular day cutting his bagel “normally” as he rotates the knife all the way around it
I loved the part where he said “It’s Möbin’ time” and then möbed all over those guys
For me, this is proof that we are living in a simulation.
Superfishman 32 we need to write a book “bagels to prove solipsism”
Yeah... ikr Michael is too sexy to be real
If we are in a simulatuon, mine must be glitched
It took me until the end of the video to realise it was april
dude, we could probably cut you in to a mobius donut.
It’s time for the gulag
it took me all the comments to realize that
Dude... You have my pixel art as your profile pic. I drew that donut. This is blowing my mind rn.
It’s Möbin’ time
mörbius bagels
Micheal is literally spiraling into insanity...
each time his beard grows a centimeter he gets more insane
:O
:=
:)
:-?
:( )
vSauce Michael: What will we miss?
DONG Michael: *draws on bread*
I literally just watched this after watching "What will we miss"
Morbius bagle
0:54 PLEASE I CAN'T BRETAHE
Everybody gangsta till the bagel only has 1 side.
Dagan Ward The bagel already had one side in the first place lmao it's a donut shape lmao. One side lmao.
@@ClaneEso lmao lmao
@@le1323 lmao lmao lmao lmao
@@HalfdeadRider lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao
Oya oya oya
Eat.
Makre did he forget the sauce password?
Please Michael I have a big meeting tomorrow and I need an interlocked bagel that's cut into two pieces for breakfast.
Makre *pbuttword
I think we have to give up hope at this point.
This is epic
it's mobius time
So basically he predicted the plot of endgame
How
Why'd you spoil it?
Not much of a spoiler really, we all know the avengers were in the New York area so them stopping to eat some bagels was inevitable really
@Young Feather 😂😂😂
It was.. inevitable....
No one:
Michael: MUGGLES! QUIDDITCH! HER-MIO-NIE!
Everyone: *Distorted laughter*
And then everyone claped.
I love that robotic laugh track
*big bang theory intensifies*
bazinga
Boopbongo
As a professional baker, I'm horrified.
As a long-time vsauce fan, I love it and I want more.
yes
Could you please explain why are horrified? I'm intrigued
IM GONNA MORB
1:53 Pucci explaining his strategy
I feel like we are getting an Easter video in December
GOD DAMNIT IM ON UA-cam FOR 15 MINUTES AND ITS ALREADY CHRISTMAS
Michael: serve this to your guests and they'll say -
Me: "why tf did you put sharpie on my bagel"?
Morbing time
Michael, please, the kids haven't eaten for three days.
Pister Mresident, what do you mean?
He means that Timmy is starving and Hannah is having a tanic appack because of it.
Please give beagle
@@tomaskaila tanik appack
Im ded😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@feelreality1273 how can you write this comment then ? I don't get it ... =o
why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
To get to the same side
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
*Has to flip the knife to make a mobius bagel*
Micheal: I'm limited by the technology of my time
MORBIUS BAGELS
Me: Michael, let me sleep, please
Michael: But what is sleep?
* vsause music starts playing *
People need to sleep...
Or do they?
@@284JBr *Instrumental moon men while I'm naked plays*
I spent 20 minutes watching a man cut a bagel. I've never even eaten a bagel in my life
Me neither
Donuts are better anyways
Same, here in Chile bagels are just not a thing
I've never even seen a bagel lmao
Same
"Christmas time is right around the corner"
*published on April 23, 2019*
Michael: CHRISTMAS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!
Me: that must be a big corner
This man is slowly losing whatever sanity remains within him and I love watching it unfold.
Just like a mobius bagel... coincidence?
I think not!
You schadenfreude...
"Christmas is right around the corner"
Me: **checks date**
He's finally lost it...
300th like
"Christmas is just around the corner!"*cuts bagles in a Mobius strip motion*
me:"Are you okay? is this man insane?"
I love how all the sound effects are stacked on top of each other
Micheals finally went full bearded mad genius, it’s only a matter of time before he flees to the woods and starts building (redacted)
He is going to become primitive technology but he ll build everything out of beagles
@@lucaspalladinogonzalez9596 ah yes, *_beagles_* are very sturdy building materials.
Ha ha ha thats so [DATA EXPUNGED]
its MICHAEL not MICHEAL
SCP-BAGEL is bagel but not a bagel.
Next time on DONG
“Join Michael as he slowly descents into madness”
*D!NG
That's how it's always been ;)
It's *D!NG* , you plebian!
Slowly?
Next time on DONG:
*Michael descends into madness by changing DONG to D!NG.*
Dang.
John Stevonson what do you mean CHANGING, it’s always been D!NG
I watched this 2 days ago, and now I'm starting to believe Michael unlocked time travel... 👀
The key to quantum time travel, looks like we’re in the endgame now.
make him snap like 256 times
Squidward: Who would want a möbius bagel at 2:00 am?
Michael: øh BŌŸ 2:o0 ÅM!!
i watch this at 1:50 am thanks for reminding me
3am at the Krusty krab
"Christmas is right around the corner!"
April: Am I a joke to you?
No it's a fool's day to you
ITS MORBIN TIME
45% of comments: (something about endgame)
55% of comments: (something about the date)
Just 1 comment: (This one)
That’s deep
That's saying that there are only 20 comments total
I think Michael doesn’t upload videos on vsauce is because he has networks that cut his ad rev on vsauce. And I think he’s waiting for his contract to end. After what happened to smosh you can tell the networks are terrible and they literally take over your channel.
I heard it was because he lost his password.
He still uploads Mind Field
good thinking
def what i think it is too
He also said on the create unknown that people hold him to too high a standard and he feels bad if its not perfect, I think on Episode 6 it was
“Christmas is coming soon.”
-Micheal Stevens, the smartest person in the galaxy
*6 1/2 months away from Christmas
Mani cmodrr
My guy, your comment makes my brian hurt.
You spelled "universe" wrong
If you look at it from another perspective, Christmas is only 5 and a half month away.
Christmas can be whenever Michael want's them to be :D.
it's Möbin' time
01:07 "and I love you, random citizen!"
LOVE YOU METRO MAN!
Michael: "Christmas time is right around the corner"
Calendar: *Am* *I* *a* *joke* *to* *you?*
Mobius Bagel at 12:30 AM? Count me in!
I raise you to a Mobius bagel at 1:54 AM
Nah 5 am better
@@rossgregory1791 how about 2:30 am?
12.04 my dude
7 26
Michael: We're gonna cut this bagel the mobius way
Drew Gooden: I'ma end this man's whole career
ENDGAME SPOILER BTW:
Tony stark literally takes a Möbius strip and creates time travel with it.
TaeWilliam so bagels let us time travel?
@@user-qh5jk1mn5i in fiction yes
0:29
He's already making dad jokes, and his kid hasn't even been born yet
Marcus Zucc Is he going to be a dad!?
Hes a dad to all of us
@@misseli1 yeah He announced it on another channel
Simon Brauksiepe That's fantastic, I wish him and his family the best
@@misseli1 yeah me too he's probably a superb nice dad :)
You know the jokes are good when you put the laughing sound in the background in *2019*
ROASTING GAME it’s so obviously ironic
@@jasey5502 Ikr, how did this guy get so many likes?
The laugh track in the intro almost triggered a bad acid flashback.
No way he predicted Morbius
When Michael has forgotten his password to the Vsauce channel so he has to make bagels for living
#hehe
This joke is unoriginal and unfunny
Haha lol EPIC joke. But someone else also commented it so it’s not an EPIC joke. EPIC TAKE BACK OF SAYING SOMETHING, I.E A JOKE, IS EPIC!!