“You know, the funny thing is there’re so many mental illness, that a normal person has enough to get into mental hospital if they have a proper doctor diagnose them.” “Stop it Michael, we’re not recording.”
I feel like Michael and Adam are the type of people to have never met each other before but you leave them alone for 5 minutes and they already have plans to go to the Bahamas
Yeah I can see why. Imagine thinking of a concept for years and not being able to test it. Then, as you're doing something completely unrelated, the opportunity presents itself out of nowhere...and it worked first try. I can see why he was so happy.
Going back thru and rewatching these really makes me appreciate Michael's flow and how good the editing feels. Just feels like havin a chat and sometimes that's all that's needed(:
16 seconds in and I've already burst out laughing. "I'm sure you've played with blocks before, and have noticed that it's quite fun to put one block on top of another." "Huhuh. It stays!"
Bryson Sirus she/he is saying that we are a simulation and that the simulation knows that it isn’t heavy it’s the simulation knows it’s really weak. That’s what it means
I love Michael casually killing an old Mythbusters bugbear for Adam. It doesn't get much more Confirmed than watching all the blocks, even the ones more than 80% over the table, flip clean off under the weight of a playing card
I love Adam and Michael working together. Adam has such a fun way of carrying himself they really have some good 'tv' chemistry going on. And Michael is just being.. well Michael. The two working together is immensely fun to watch.
I will forever be in awe looking at the balancing bird toys, no matter how easy it is to understand, it still just looks impossible and thus incredible
4:18 Michael- “You can go out a full card length after using, I believe, four cards.” Adam, carefully- “Okay, what about- what about two card lengths?” Michael- “Two card lengths, you’re gonna need 31 cards.” Adam, with dawning horror- “Three card lengths?” Michael, deadpan- “227.”
123TeeMee And now, I have finally found the Messiah for a new Religion which shall be called the TeeMee Religion. Thank you Messiah for now I shall hail you as my leader.
As a Russian can approve - I myself had this toy in childhood. Was popular ~ 20 years ago. Not popular anymore tho. Never found it creepy tbh, I even liked it 😅
10:23 Day 142 of studying Michael Stevens: He has reached the point where kids toys agitate him. After being trapped in the white box of isolation, he has truly started losing his mind.
Michael and Adam have such great chemistry, it makes me wish they'd do a TV show together. Not necessarily MythBusters, but something in that "exploratory science" vein.
To be clear, sating that the harmonic series never going to zero is the reason the Tower of Lire can theoretically extend forever isn't actually correct reasoning. It can do so because the harmonic series (1/n) is divergent. If the tower were modeled instead by a convergent series, say, 1/n^2, we wouldn't be able to extend past a finite horizontal distance, even if the series never approaches zero.
Love watching people i admire, having fun, learning and testing theories/facts, expanding knowledge... just so freaking awesome. Thank you both so much, I think iv watched this like 20 times LOL
"I'm just a regular tower."
"Really? Because the top part of you is jutting out."
"Are you calling me a Lire?"
10/10 joke
This is the best joke. We have solved comedy
this joke set my pants on fire
Such a beautiful joke, it made me cry 🥲
"Well I ain't calling you a truther!"
1:41 “Its not heavy I’m just really weak” LMAO
I died
I lived
@@theshadowl4 okay yknow what thats clever
Or is he?
*Vsauce music intensifies*
I lmaoed as well
Someone: help! My car broke down.
Michael: well, first we have to figure out what “broke down” means
I mean, he's not wrong tho
That is, in fact, the logical first step. Figure out what's gone wrong
Michael: "Or is it?"
@@vidyajamesu there's a difference in what broke down means and what caused it to break down.
I was the one to ruin the 600 likes😏
I laughed way to hard at Micheal going, " You can stack them, haha, *t h e y s t a y* "
I like this comment
0:13 lol, I forgot this timestamp was this early
Early signs of his current terminal psychosis
Only Michael can make literally stacking blocks interesting.
My physics teacher does that too
And Notch.
Matt parker made a video on the same subject.
And Matt used bricks! Far more dangerous and interesting than simple wooden blocks!
Obviously you've never watched Tim from Grand Illusions.
"Especially if you're a baby..."
*pulls out random toddler from off screen*
Hey... I'm not a baby
James Burgess. "...Babies also have a center of mass". (*Proceeds to balance a baby on his finger*)
But what are... babies? *music plays*
Thanks for the laught.
But yeah, that's just how his videos work.
All babies has center of mass
.com
Doctor: “You are in a mental hospital”
Michael: “Or am I”
Doctor: “Yes, you are”
Hey! Vsauce, Micheal here!
“You know, the funny thing is there’re so many mental illness, that a normal person has enough to get into mental hospital if they have a proper doctor diagnose them.”
“Stop it Michael, we’re not recording.”
[REDACTED] That is so freaking underrated.
Exactly
“Is it because I know how long a toddler can survive in an oven?
I feel like Michael and Adam are the type of people to have never met each other before but you leave them alone for 5 minutes and they already have plans to go to the Bahamas
For tax evasion?
@@andreasu.3546 no
For murder?
"I'd like to leave the two of you alone"
> proceeds to not leave us alone. at all.
You poor fool.
*Michael is no longer there.*
He never was!
Martin Knop
That was actually the thing that freaked me out. Not the doll.
kinda felt like michael lost it for a minute there..
that was just our brains tricking us, creating a goofy Michael walking around, getting rid of the dark reality :|
*Places a block on another block*
*Giggles*
"It stays"
😂😂
Youre profile give me nightmares
@@arandomguy8557 :)
I also know what stays
I was looking for this comment
jesus christ...
"It's not actually heavy , I'm just very weak"hahah
Gabriell Jose Daruca *really
y
But.....What is heavy?
Love him
1:42
I love how an adult man is playing with blocks on the internet and is having FUN
Sounds fun
Ever heard of Minecraft youtubers
@@oliverdworsky5537 yes, I ment real life blocks
The internet is also having fun
I love that that's something that gets over 5 million views :)
Michael: Do you live in Australia?
Someone in Australia: Yes
Michael: ...or do you?
vsauce theme plays
*Me* Questioning everything I’ve ever known
Michael=m
m: hey, your human and exist and can see right?
us: yes
m: Or Ar YuO
*NOW WHERE ARE YOUR ~HANDS~?!*
My hands? They're on these DONGs.
"MOM, I'M JUST WATCHING DONG!
Here, look: It's just Michael playing with his toys!"
Zap Coolman the second description sounds even worse
*Playing with his wood
Vsause is also possibly sexual
Thicc wood
Thick vsauce
mythbusters was such a big part of my childhood. it's so nice to see Michael with adam
now we need Kevin, Jake, Jamie, Tory, Kari and Grant
StillTrapped makes me so happy
Kha 'Zix not gonna happen - adam & jamie h8 each other thats why mythbusters broke up
Replace Jamie with Michael!
Really? What about Cody?
8:58 I like how Adam was laughing hysterically, yet Michael hardly laughed at all
Yeah I can see why. Imagine thinking of a concept for years and not being able to test it. Then, as you're doing something completely unrelated, the opportunity presents itself out of nowhere...and it worked first try.
I can see why he was so happy.
Nice 2:13, aah 9:41, you cannot beat it 10:27
Meme quality video
You forgot 0:15
dakotaaa rrrr
...
12:32 and also just before 12:32
You forgot 0:00 - 0:08
10:22 *Top 10 Anime Battles*
Oh my god Lmao
*You cannot beat it*
@@alexolfis3441 Top 10 Anime Fighter That Are Too Powerful To Be Beaten
I’m laughing 😂 right now
The manga was better
"It's actually not heavy I'm just... really weak." When you're trying your best to keep the blocks aligned, but can't be bothered to explain it.
My thought exactly
Going back thru and rewatching these really makes me appreciate Michael's flow and how good the editing feels. Just feels like havin a chat and sometimes that's all that's needed(:
8:11 Michael's face when he sees a giant meteor approaching Earth
Lol
LoL
Lol
Lol
Lol
That's exactly what I was thinking: "the toys just aren't creepy enough"
Joyit Creepy coincidence.
But, just what are coincidences?
*cue vsauce music*
Not creepy enough for the vsauce music
Joyit g
I love how Michael and Adam are just best friends now
The Guy
Well if you live in a car with someone and go to different places every week I'm pretty sure you'll be best friends with that guy too
king potato what
Șerban Andrei they were on a tour together
+king potato
that is definitely not a guarantee.
Adam and Jamie never hung out.
1:41 "It's not really heavy... I'm just really weak"
Yep that’s what he said....
Strength is relative
deidara _ ok buddy
@@beverlyshorts are you the real one
marco giordano yes 100%
Im guessing he forgot the password for the vsauce account and is now just uploading on here.
Why tho
ur guess is as good as mine
This is as good of an explanation as anything else.
My guess is a problem with a Multi Channel Network or possibly a sponsorship.
but what actually is password !
perfectly balanced as all things should be
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
Infinity war made the best memes but some dont make me feel so good.
@@marcd.8051 *Wise and Original
@@corey938 I know thats a meme, but word it well.
r/thanosdidnothingwrong
a free vsauce video???? thank you there is a god
QuestionedTurkey you can use the terrarium tv app on android/ios to what mind field for free :)
No there is no god.
No there is.
He is called Michael.
QuestionedTurkey but what is God?
QuestionedTurkey mind field is free online, if u search it up.
10:24 he seemed genuinely agitated. 😂
Nice PFP
U C A N N O T B E A T IT
Johhny
Michael: 2 card lengths, you're gonna need 31.
Adam: Th-Three card lengths?
Michael (unfazed): *227*
Adam: *_aHahAHHAhaHhhHAhaha_*
He can't be beat
Actually my question is, did he memorize this values or did he calculate them on the spot that'd be insane
@@ichigokurosaki7762 He definitely memorised it, no chance he calculated 227 sums that fast
it’s vsauce anything is possible
Marius Grön
*Or did he?*
“...center of gravity”
Flat earthers: *TRigGerEd*
Dumb dumb
That's why the term "Centre of mass" was created.
@@SoarVanDerGeid yes and if the earth was flat gravity would not work right
flat earthers dont believe in gravity
@@SoarVanDerGeid And they have to throw away gravity along with most other science to say that they're right
"I know what you're thinking. It's just not creepy enough."
It's like your able to see my internal monologue about everything.
You're *
@@OttoKuus *u'rre
@@Chunkypumpkinhead *üřřèæ
@@blevination *urethra
@@cirostrizzi3760 *urine
Michael punching the clown toy is always funny no matter how many times I rewatch, it just never gets old.
16 seconds in and I've already burst out laughing.
"I'm sure you've played with blocks before, and have noticed that it's quite fun to put one block on top of another."
"Huhuh. It stays!"
It’s funny seeing 2 intelligent grown men astonished by 31 wooden slabs
That's literally what makes a human intelligent. appreciation in what is seemingly simple
like number 69 NoIce
@@abdasfour9855 why are you a perv
Ok DIO
They aren't impressed by the wood, but the exploitation of physics to make what seems impossible, possible
10:24
Top 10 Characters who could defeat Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet
And the other 9?
@@fetendo8291 The 9th is the little inflatable clown and the 8th is Adam Savage building a card bridge. The rest are redundant.
HahahAhHAAA
which one
1st is will smith
Notice how the cut for 4:48, this implies Michael went through ever possible number ever to exist ever
i wish but if u look at adams watch the time is almost exactly the same, about 3:55
@@ct5720he used 12 hours and listed the first 10000000 1/2n numbers
@@ct5720 micheal actually finished saying every number exactly 24 hours later
"It's not heavy I'm just... really weak."
Sanitation Boy I love Michael.
"Its not really heavy, im just...really weak"
**oh god, its self aware**
Is that supposed to mean something..?
Nice pfp
Bryson Sirus she/he is saying that we are a simulation and that the simulation knows that it isn’t heavy it’s the simulation knows it’s really weak. That’s what it means
1:41
Unlike you.
The leaning tower of Michael's sanity
Tony Hong He already lost it on the dong How to draw a perfect circle
I love Michael casually killing an old Mythbusters bugbear for Adam. It doesn't get much more Confirmed than watching all the blocks, even the ones more than 80% over the table, flip clean off under the weight of a playing card
Please make more Michael's Toys episodes!
12:33 " it is endlessly fun, ESPECIALLY if you're a baby.." empirical proof that I am a child at heart. Thank you Micheal !
No, he’s a baby
Michaels toys is my new favorite UA-cam series. Like genuinely
I love Adam and Michael working together. Adam has such a fun way of carrying himself they really have some good 'tv' chemistry going on. And Michael is just being.. well Michael. The two working together is immensely fun to watch.
6:22 Nothing more appealing to me than purposeful silence.
Jo King VsAucE aNd AdaM dO ASMR together!!!
Jo King you must be a huge fan of primitive survival.
Primitive *technology
haha awkward silence.
8:00
Michael : " i'de like to leave the both of you alone"
Me watching past my bed time : " ight ima head out
XxZEUS DRAGONxX me too
XxZEUS DRAGONxX his little kisses after that made me feel a lot better though ❤️
*I’d seriously how is a child smarter than you and where is the extra *”
Me be like: I just watched a psycho killer trying to put me in madness of fear,
"It's not that heavy, I'm just really weak." -Michael Stevens
10:23 a grown man aggressively attacking a self-balancing toy is way funnier than it should be
I imagine a random 4 year old saying this while he plays with blocks
Makes the video a lot funnier lmao
"So you see here, about 1.3948281 of the block is..." yeah
but, how can i do this online now, guys?
Ryukachoo watching the video IS the dong
This seems like it was uploaded to the wrong channel. lol
OnlyKoolaid ya it feels like vs1 not dong material
Do Offline Now Guys Epi.1
The dong is watching the video
Michael beating up a clown toy in a mildly annoyed manner is the funniest thing to me.
I love the way Adam rewinds the statement... " a leaning tower of lire" 😂
I will forever be in awe looking at the balancing bird toys, no matter how easy it is to understand, it still just looks impossible and thus incredible
4:18
Michael- “You can go out a full card length after using, I believe, four cards.”
Adam, carefully- “Okay, what about- what about two card lengths?”
Michael- “Two card lengths, you’re gonna need 31 cards.”
Adam, with dawning horror- “Three card lengths?”
Michael, deadpan- “227.”
Yes, we watched the same video
@@mrticklenuts2124he was describing it for the blind viewers
@@Bacon_InatorHow could the blind viewers read this?
@@svz5990Blind people use some sort of voice support on their phone. But yeah the comment is unnecessary
@@Bacon_Inatorblind people can hear things
8:11 welcome to Michael contemplates life...
Hahahaha lmfao hes like, "I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me."
1:40 "its not actually heavy im just weak"
Me: Then how do you know that its not heavy
With one of these ---> ⚖️
9:57 because of a fold his shirt looks like it says VSUCC
*SUCC*
Hehe the good succ
123TeeMee And now, I have finally found the Messiah for a new Religion which shall be called the TeeMee Religion. Thank you Messiah for now I shall hail you as my leader.
2:30
We succ
10:18 he just got a vietnam flashback
His friends are dying, everyone screaming, gunshots everywhere, fire burning buildings, people suffering, the cries of fallen people
**_ANGER_**
Why is nobody talking about that savage look Adam gave some poor soon to be fired soul in the background at 8:32
Lmao
Guess that’s why he’s called Adam Savage
Creepy
Props to michael for not jumpscaring us at the end
It's actually not heavy I am just weak.
----> nice ---->
using Σ instead of E really hurts my eyes...
MinΣ too.
Me
Σpsilon my life in a single sentence.
It's a shame that Adam and Jamie split up, but it really warms my heart that Adam found a new friend.
???
Jamie was never best friends with Adam, in fact they barely got along outside the show. Adam talks about that several times in interviews.
Ya, I know. I'm happy that Adam and Micheal seem to actually like each other.
Estes Moon Elf King, Adam Savage and Jamie were friends - The Mythbusters. Now that they split, Adam is making videos and going on tours with Michael
7:03 its just a bug god will fix it soon
Dimas Samudra way underrated comment
I didn't see that in the patch notes?
When? Where and how can i see the patch note?
@@z.m.n.1998 its just a joke guys don't take it seriously😅
Dimas Samudra r/whoosh
"It's actually not heavy, I'm just really weak"
I feel you Micheal
I feel you
I expected a wild, *Hey VSauce Michael here*
Hey Michael, VSauce here.
14:10
Was expecting a jumpscare... Dafuq, that doll and music had me on edge for some sudden jumpscare or something...
NoteToSelf yea
that was pretty creepy
Imagine your urban exploring some abandoned asylum and you see that
We Russian - blyat creepe
As a Russian can approve - I myself had this toy in childhood. Was popular ~ 20 years ago. Not popular anymore tho. Never found it creepy tbh, I even liked it 😅
Michael is back making me question why these things so obscure are usually the most interesting.
Because you know nothing about the obscure things.
Proffesor:how smart are you?
Vsauce:hmm first we need to figure out what "smart" means
Michael & Adam ... a pure & beautiful bromance.
“It isn’t creepy enough.” Umm that was actually no ones question lol
r/whooosh
That's not a woosh dumbo so r/wooosh
@@pixyl4415 yes it is dumbo so r/woosh
r/woosh
@@danebradbury5940 a woosh it when you don't get the joke...that wasn't a joke.
So r/stfu
10:23
Day 142 of studying Michael Stevens: He has reached the point where kids toys agitate him. After being trapped in the white box of isolation, he has truly started losing his mind.
But what IS isolation? Hey! Vsauce, Michael here...
What was the note for day 20?
I'm dead 😂
@@Benjamin-od8od hey Vsauce Michael here, where are your fingers ?
I was just reading this in Morgan Freeman’s voice 😂😂
13:51
"you like jazz?"
who knew that a video of a bald man playing with blocks would be so interesting
Welcome to Vsauce.
howard baxter DONG, actually.
a bearded bold man to be specific
Well, he's not *totally* bald.
Michael and Adam have such great chemistry, it makes me wish they'd do a TV show together. Not necessarily MythBusters, but something in that "exploratory science" vein.
That toy at the end tho... i'm Russian, and for the first time realize why we have the reputation we have.
"Here eez beautifull toiii.... "
0hn0haha Real horror show
Mother russia
@@Saayan_ide SLAVIC mother russia
Papoiii?
Really? I don't think it's scary. I quite like my Russian toys, like my Matryoshka.
I had my first anxiety attack watching this, it wasn’t caused by this video, it just happened randomly.
You doing okay?
@@NoriMori1992 yea ty
Rough
hm
Maybe the end of the video is the problem :///////
pee pee poo poo
It's more of a he he he
Michael has such a way with words
Its like hes touching my soul by looking at me
Is that a quote from a YT video?
Yeah, he said that
ever since michael was in that damn isolation chamber he gets stranger every video...
hel lo - how does he get stranger in every video?
lights473 did you not watch the end of this video
blzrdphoto touché
He's not getting stranger, we are seeing the real Michael who was already strange.
It seems you have not seen the early vsauce videos with Michael dressed in drag as Wonder Woman or as the bearded nun, that WAS strange...
Mythbusters 2.0 starring Michael Stevens and Adam Savage new episodes every Wednesday at 6. I want to see this soon
MadiCat247 they replaced jamie
Me too
"This is called a harmonic series"
*Musicians have entered the chat*
@@roboham09 We're covering waves in physics and I was so happy when it came up.
Music is harmonic because it follows harmonic mathematics in its waves
U guys are lucky. Wait till u get to taylor series
@@ironicbobcat1 oooo what is this
@Hrishikesh Paul I can hear the shrill voice of Neha Kakkar.
10:22 reported for violent crime
Örlogskapten AHHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHQQAHHWYQYQYQGQ
More like 10:24 XD
UA-cam would be dead.😂
Iphone Giveaways imo
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*BUT CAN IT DO THISSSS?*
MikuCyberSnipe okay this actually got me lmao
Well played sir
Only 399$
No but you can do it while doing thisss!
imgur.com/tkDKRxh
MikuCyberSnipe sadly it can not
10:24 when i'm not able to get the solution as expected while doing a math problem
Me too😭
"it's actually not heavy I'm just really weak" man that's relatable
1:40 its actually not heavy, i am just weak
I love these little mini-Vsauce videos. Keep doing them plz, maybe even move them to the main channel. Either way don't stop if you don't have to
i approve this type of video on VS1
To be clear, sating that the harmonic series never going to zero is the reason the Tower of Lire can theoretically extend forever isn't actually correct reasoning. It can do so because the harmonic series (1/n) is divergent.
If the tower were modeled instead by a convergent series, say, 1/n^2, we wouldn't be able to extend past a finite horizontal distance, even if the series never approaches zero.
Yeah, that was very dishonest. Like how those wooden planks went further due to sticking to each other better.
You are absolutely correct !
Moreover the series he mentions (1/2n) is technically not even a harmonic series
MinopolisMc Yes it is, it's the harmonic series over 2.
So he's wrong?
Mom: Did you do your homework
!?
Me: yes
Mom: 0:39
Michael: Vsauce
Vsauce: D!NG
D!NG: DONG
DONG: Michaels Toys
*Like make up your mind dude*
Hotel: Trivago
@@beesree39 Trivago: Room
But what is D!NG?
Napoleon Bonaparte channel name
@@beesree39 Re: Zero
9:40 this could make a great meme!
AHHH
Maybe 10:21 - 10:26 too
A A A A A A A H H H
Leandro Paredes
Me vs my *meat*.
Leandro Paredes somebody will definitely add one of the Paul brothers face there
"Jack what are you watching on youtube?"
" Oh I'm watching Michael's toys"
"What?!"
"Oh I mean his dongs"
"Wtf"
Love watching people i admire, having fun, learning and testing theories/facts, expanding knowledge... just so freaking awesome. Thank you both so much, I think iv watched this like 20 times LOL
10:24 ANGERY MIKEL
Angry Michael
Only one Life yes spit on him my Bruddah
Nykal hey now that's not nice
Semper Fidelis he dus not no de wea, let’s spit on him brudduh.
Burnt Potato for da QUEEN! For she only knows de wae
I bet he tryed to "beat it" for a while and got angry cos of that haha :)
Micheal has a toy channel?
At least it’s not as weird as watching a tiny Asian kid play with Thomas the tank engine
There is something like that? Let me look!
Ryan's Toy Review
Asian: *tRiGgErEd*
@DarkLord124 I think he did
Mr. Caligos there’s literally hundreds of channels like that. In fact, my sister is watching a channel right now it’s called ToysPlay
IT IS QUITE FUN TO PLACE ONE BLOCK ON TOP OF ANOTHER LIKE A HUMAN DOES. I AM A HUMAN PLAYING WITH MY BLOCKS. I AM ENTERTAINED.
I AM A HUMAN TOO AND I ENJOYED WATCHING THIS LIKE OTHER HUMANS ENJOY WATCHING BLOCKS BEING PLACED ON TOP OF OTHER BLOCKS.
I AM ALSO A HUMAN WHO ALSO ENJOYS WATCHING BLOCKS BEING STACKED AND I AM ALSO ENTERTAINED. WE ARE ALL HUMANS
Tuts not me...
Nice Mr Zuckerberg
GREETINGS FELLOW MEMBERS OF THE HUMAN RACE. I, TOO, ENJOY OBSERVING CUBOIDS BEING RELOCATED TO LAY ON TOP OF EACH OTHER.
“It’s actually not heavy.. I’m just.. really weak”
I'll be honest when you said you could infinitely stack the blocks........
I thought you were a Lire
**rimshot**
no
Too far. Too far. I dont wanna see this ever again.
Here's the big joke:
He is a liar. The claim of this video is false.
Ronnie Lopez get out
10:23
#StopClownAbuse
"You cannot beat it"
New meme format?
was that a reference to bandura's 1961 experiment?
This feels like when you get a second twitter account and start posting more there than on the original one
jameson lmao
Try 16th
1:45 false, Michael is the number one most strong thing in the entire earth