I ALSO have a boba tea place with just THE FUCKING WORST names. "Bobo" "bobae" "baebae" SMALL MEDIUM AND LARGE IT'S NOT THAT HARD. I feel like I'm a fucking child with down syndrome who's ordering my sugar water. Like fuck. "cAn I hAvE a BaEbAe pLeAsE."
Agreed I don't have a Starbucks near me at all, but when I was on a trip, I was so confused, I just wanted a big water Additionally, my mother is vegan, and my dad is lactose intolerant, (so am I) and it costs to have almond milk! =[
I went to a Jamba Juice and ordered a Power Strawberry Surfrider and the cashier just stared at me. It turns out that 1) she was a new hire and 2) they just call their sizes small, medium, and large now. So conflicted. This was the most emotionally and socially devastating way to receive good news.
Ryan Besco yeah but Planet Smoothie still has these weird names. I think small was a “light” and I’m just like ??? But the fucking size of it is like a medium looking cup.
I dont care what your sizes are, i will call them small, med, or large. If you don't want to sell me your garbage, I will go buy similar garbage from down the road, no biggie.
exactly, you just say small, medium, or large and if they correct me Ill make sure that it IS intact whatever i ordered whether its a S M or L and buy the fucken thing
“But sir you have to say the name of the si-“ (Pulls out gun) “Actually I’ll have the ‘all the money in the register’ please, oh, and make it a ‘to go’ order”
@@josharntt ligma? oh dear, i'm so sorry. it must be rare, because i'm afraid i couldn't find anything related to a disease when i looked it up on google. can you tell me what exactly that is, by any chance?
I work at a movie theater. On the menu, our popcorn sizes are labeled "previews only," "entire feature," and "suspense films." Behind the counter, we just say small, medium, and large, and most of the customers do too but I always feel bad when someone comes up and looks so unsure of themselves ordering an "entire feature" popcorn. Our drinks also have weird names but honestly I can only remember that the large is called monster.
Christ, that depresses me even more than I'm willing to admit. I do not support buying popcorn at the movies. Too, I do not support the extravagant names associated with ridiculous prices. The "Suspense Films" size sounds like it is meant to be spilled all over the damn theater. Do custodial staff really need extra work that badly?
The other day I went to a Jamba Juice and I asked for a mango smoothie. The lady looked at me dead in the eyes and said "You mean the Mango A Go Go?". "Y e s p l e a s e."
Imagine 60 years from now, Cold Stone changes the names of their portion sizes back to normal and a poor young employee has to tend to an elderly woman demanding a "Gotta Have It Cheesecake with Roasted Almonds."
I work as a non-starbucks affiliated barista, and I just need you all to know that they're like, priming you to stay brand loyal to them. They have drinks, like the iced caramel macchiato - that don't even exist. A TRADITIONAL MACCHIATO IS NOT EVER ICED. It's espresso shots with frothed milk, that's it. What Starbucks sells as an 'iced caramel macchiato" is a just an iced vanilla latte with caramel drizzle, and it's served with the milk on the bottom to give it that split effect. WHY DOES THIS MATTER? People come into my store and try to order drinks that just....aren't what they think they are (and it isn't their fault). If someone orders a macchiato, I give them the traditional version and they get pissy at me - because they want the STARBUCKS SPIN. I can make an iced vanilla latte with caramel, but YOU need to KNOW what you're ORDERING. I feel like Starbucks did this on purpose to make their customers feel confused when they enter any other cafe. They automatically don't know the slang or the terms, and so they go back to Starbucks. idk just my take.
I've never been to a Starbucks mostly for this reason. I looked at their menu one time at a highway rest stop and I didn't understand what anything was, so I went to Burger King and bought a plain old hot coffee.
Isn't it? It's honestly kind of disconcerting that so many brands play these weird mental games with consumers. At the end of the day, the consumer SHOULD feel like they have more power over what their purchasing but sometimes it just feels like a shot in the dark. @Colin Leary
When did “macchiato” change it’s meaning. Because at Starbucks all macchiato means now is that the shots go on top of the frothed milk, rather than the bottom like a normal latte. Also the macchiato you are talking about, is called an espresso macchiato at Starbucks.
They aren't iced. They're never iced in Italy. You can get an iced latte, and Starbucks could have called it an iced caramel late w/ vanilla - because that's what their iced caramel macchiato is- it's a latte. A traditional macchiato should always mean what you call an "espresso" macchiato. The literal definition of macchiato Is "espresso with a dash of frothy steamed milk". If it's an iced drink it isn't a macchiato at anyyyyyyyy other cafe. It makes things confusing for everyone.
There’s a restaurant in my town that used to be a post office, and they kept a lot of the stuff as props and decorations, and went all in on an old timey post office theme. The bathrooms are labeled “Mail” and “Femail”.
@@hitsugatatsuro9978 Also it's not something you need to say out loud. In that case, all that matters is whether or not it's ambiguous, which it isn't.
daltonpaulvideos his friend and fellow video creator from two years back is starring in a hit hip hop album and being featured in all the singles and music videos and Ian is bitching about portion sizes online
Bigga_ He's talking about Joji Matteo Gauthier Joji is doing what he likes and he's successful. He doesn't like doing FilthyFrank and even if he did, he mentioned that he couldn't do it anymore due to medical reasons.
I used to work at Coldstone. I hated the naming structure but I needed some cash. I never made my customers say the names. I purposely avoided using the names because I wanted to sound like I had some dignity left. It made serving my customers easier because they actually were able look me in the eye because they realized I wasn’t the crazy one.
Even worse is the fucking "signature creations" with their own needlessly elaborate names. The humiliation I feel every time I order a "Gotta Have It sized Mint Mint Chocolate Chocolate Chip" is.... not enough to stop me from doing it every week but it's pretty fucking bad
But I dont understand why you guys even USE those names. Around here in Brazil a grand total of ZERO people use the starbucks terminology when ordering... We just look at the menu sizes and go "Yeah... that's dumb. I'll have a small one please". No cashier ever minds it.
I actually work at ColdStone, and I definitely notice that people, especially guys, become embarrassed when they have to say the size names and the signature creation names. The size thing doesn’t really bother me; you can say whatever you want for it I’ll know what you’re talking about. But when people are too embarrassed to say “Cheesecake fantasy” and just say “the cheesecake one,” I have no idea what you want- do you want just plain ice cream, or the signature? There’s no need to be embarrassed cause I promise we’re not judging you- we’re all dead inside when we work there anyway (edit: kinda cool that this comment blew up ngl)
Little update: I was let go from ColdStone because my manager got upset when he found out I was trying to find another job. Bad news is I currently have about $5 to my name. Good news is I never have to make a “love it mint mint chocolate chocolate chip” ever again
Maybe, just maybe, they're really insecure in their masculinity and feel the need to justify it to any other man around them. I will say whatever cutesy sounding bubblegum shit if i want to without shame because a real man doesn't give a shit.
If I make a restaurant imma have these names for the sizes. Small = squiggly Medium = squiggly wiggly Large = squiggly wiggly diggly. Would love to hear people's frustrations over the stupid ass names lol
I once went to Starbucks and said to the employee "uhhhhhhhh hi can I get a tall frappe Pacino" me being the idiot thought tall meant a large so when I got my cup I was disappointed and said "uhhh I thought I ordered a large?" The employee said "no you ordered a tall" after that I haven't been to Starbucks since 1869.
Once at Starbucks this lady asked for a medium drink and the employee was like “medium??? Oh you mean grande we call it grande here” like damn the lady only wants her drink not your employee policy booklet
As an actual Starbucks employee, it's not the company, it's just the barista being a fuckin' idiot. By the employee policy booklet, we're supposed to just say "alright" and deal with it. We're not forcing anything. Starbucks is pretentious enough, most baristas don't want to add to it. Now if you wanna know what really triggers people, is when they don't give any indication of size, or sit there for hours talking about how the sizes are all different.
They aren't supposed to correct you it's in their policy they don't want to be known as coffee snobs anymore. So call that employee out next time for being an asshole.
The people at the starbucks restaurants I go to know the struggle. They know its retarded so they'll give you a "tall" when you ask for a small. Or a "grande" when you ask for a large and so on. They dont give a shit lol!
you know what's annoying? living in a Spanish speaking country and wanting to order a medium-sized beverage at Starbucks. ("Grande" means large in Spanish)
The kid is most likely a jake pauler. They have their own unique language called dumbass. I dare you to decipher anything that comes out of their mouths.
I guess my reference was too obscure. The kickstarter crap about the toilet paper you wear on your hand. I was hoping someone else would get it. Guess not.
oh sizes arent the only naming problem with cold stone. have you seen some of the names on the special flavors? "hello could I get a like it size of *cookie don't you want some*?" like jeez I just want to order some cookie dough ice cream you don't need to give me paralyzing social anxiety over how I order my ice cream
i just point to the one i want while i’m ordering it and they usually get it, it either forces them to say the name (lol) or they just scoop it up for me, completely understand about the anxiety stuff (starbucks is another nightmare for me, i hate their dumb weird sizing names)
ness I got an ENTIRE lecture my first time at cold stone when I asked for a scoop, and at the end, was stared at expectedly until I told him I wanted a like it. ITS THE SAME THING BASICALLY, JUST GIVE ME MY ICE CREAM AND RELEASE ME FROM THIS HELL
I have quite a bit of social anxiety, so it drives me insane that whenever I go to IHOP, in order to get the specific type of pancakes I want, I have to say “Can I have a ‘Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity’ with strawberries?’” The last time I went there I just said “can I have this kind?” and pointed at the menu because I just couldn’t bring myself to say it.
I always just point at the menu, especially if the half the menu's in Spanish or Italian and I pronounce it correctly but the worker has no idea how it's actually pronounced and looks at me like I'm insane.
*pushes up nerd glasses* The only difference between may and can is that one is more polite than the other. In informal contexts it's perfectly acceptable to use can; in formal situations it would be better to use may. last time I checked this idubbbz not some fancy 5 star restaurant serving gelato.
Grug don’t understand what customer say, grug can get coffee elder to help if you have issue. If no issue, go to back of cave and let other grugs order
Danny: Can I get a large black coffee? Barista: A what? Danny: Large black coffee. Barista: Do you mean a venti? Danny: No, I mean a large. Barista: Venti is large. Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages. Quote from “Role Models”
I was at the airport once after a flight and my brain was just off and i wanted ice cream, there was a coldstone there, so i tried to order a medium cookies and cream, then the guy there said what size? And then i said medium again, he asked what size again, then i realized oh shit this is coldstone i have to say their love it because they need to make ordering ice cream confusing
Yup and no I do not feel sorry for the people who think they're being forced by the manager to say some stupid size. If I say small and you have whatever bullshit naming system but know what I want then press the little picture on the closest thing to a pc you'll ever touch. These jobs like this are starter jobs for teenagers. When you figure out it's a bullshit job you then quit and get a real job or start your own business.
TheGreatOnes Wait is that who works at the places in the U.S.A? Well then if they work here they ain't in no 3rd world shithole anymore. So they should stop trying to turn it into the place that was so horrible the fled from it. Also the sp called 3rd world whatever need to be washing that left hand before you touch anything, let alone food. Fucking "wah I'm from a third world we don't have toilet paper we use our left hand instead" fuck you wash that left hand fucking shit eaters. Instant 2nd world status with out leaving the sand you squatted out of.
I'll keep saying small medium or large. saying the price would actually confuse tf outta me if I were taking an order so saying the regular people sized is easy. if you say small they know what small means.
@@smitias_8474 I've never ran into a place that has special names for sizes AND has 4 different sizes but usually they have XS, S, M, L or they have S, M, L, XL so if they just go by regular people sizes I look for which one they use and speak accordingly. If I were to run into a place with 4 sizes and special names I'd go by XS, S, M, L and if they correct me I'll agree and if they ask again I'll just point to the size I want. Most of those special name restaurants have empty cups showing how big they are on display anyway so I can just point to it and avoid saying their dumbass names
I hate places that don't display prices. So when you've already committed to ordering something, they just hit u with the "£100 for burger"... And an extra £20 for the 'free' napkin'. (From England)
once walked into a "steakhouse" that didn't give you a menu, no prices or shit. Had to google the place to find a Blog that explained that there was only 1 dish on the menu and it was ~$75. Last time I went to fuckin gentrified-Texas
It was some kind of "Brazilian" steakhouse in San Antonio....I think it was Fugo de Chao? Google Maps had it rated with "$$$" pricing, (you know, the same 'pricing' as Whole Foods) cause we wanted someplace nice.....it was....too nice. Just walking to the salad bar would've billed me $50 w/out tip, thank god I figured their shitty tally system up before any of us left our seats
Me: I would like a small red eye pls Barista: you mean a venti occhi rossi mussolini gucci? Me(holding back tears): I just want a coffee man I’m scared
the worst part is that in portuguese, "grande" means large, so when we ask for a large coffe in starbucks, the employee always asks "the biggest or the medium?"
he has a point. buy a fucking tub of vanilla bean ice cream, a large can of coffee, a coffee mixer, water, and some electricity. Plug that shit in set it to make coffee 30 mins before your alarm goes off, wake up n pour a cup of coffee and plop a small scoop of ice cream into it. how fuckin hard can that be?
late reply but at starbucks we're actually told to not correct customers; you can order small, medium, large at starbucks :) the only weird ones are short and trenta.
It's a weird implication that you can't "love" ice cream without purchasing a certain amount of it.
YOOOO, LEMME EAT ICE CREAM OFF UR ASS PLZ PAPI
Oh
If you arent willing to go into an insulin coma for it then you arent loving it enough
Boyinaband are u the real boyinaband?????????
Marketing is all about implications
there is a boba tea place near me where the sizes are “hug” “kiss” and “smooch” and i would argue that is much worse than cold stone
I ALSO have a boba tea place with just THE FUCKING WORST names.
"Bobo"
"bobae"
"baebae"
SMALL MEDIUM AND LARGE
IT'S NOT THAT HARD. I feel like I'm a fucking child with down syndrome who's ordering my sugar water.
Like fuck.
"cAn I hAvE a BaEbAe pLeAsE."
Is it koi tea?
Bruh I know exactly this place. The whole theme is freaking weird as.
@@toforei oof
🤮🤮🤮
this is the exact reason why i only drink pond water
YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY.
Why not bath water.
Dominic ❽❻ L bold of you to assume that i bathe at all
I like me some amoebas in my drink
teethglitter just because somebody has a bathtub, it doesn’t mean he/she bathes.
They renamed the bathroom at Dunkin Donuts “the shooting range” because its where people go to shoot their herion
"herion"
@@squidee Denny's? You mean Waffle House?
heron
They renamed my local Taco Bell's bathroom to "the 8.0+ Richter scale level anomaly" aka the V.E.I (Volcanic explosivity index)
The starbucks size names should be illegal
Agreed
I don't have a Starbucks near me at all, but when I was on a trip, I was so confused, I just wanted a big water
Additionally, my mother is vegan, and my dad is lactose intolerant, (so am I) and it costs to have almond milk!
=[
Straws are already illegal in San Francisco. Won’t be long buddy
Why is a tall a small? That makes no fucking sense.
The Media they used to only have short and tall
source: i work there
Like it's hard to make a Philly lmao
The worst is when you go into Cold Stone and order a small and they act like they have no idea what you're talking about.
CZsWorld dude exactly
CZsWorld I'm quite surprised to see you in the comments of an Idubbbz video.
I remember I had the same experience, I just told them to shove it and said I can just buy a tub of ice cream that's better then what they serve
@@Bixen_Bings why would any establishment wanna serve to a furry anyways?
@@ZomB-0ne damn
I went to a Jamba Juice and ordered a Power Strawberry Surfrider and the cashier just stared at me. It turns out that 1) she was a new hire and 2) they just call their sizes small, medium, and large now. So conflicted. This was the most emotionally and socially devastating way to receive good news.
Keith Ballard lmao
That fucking kills me lol. Sorry you had to go through that!
Your comment pleases me in a mildly disturbing way
Ryan Besco yeah but Planet Smoothie still has these weird names. I think small was a “light” and I’m just like ??? But the fucking size of it is like a medium looking cup.
"we serve food here sir"
If the KFC bathrooms were really called the ‘chicken bucket’ I’d start worrying about what was in my food
you're at KFC, you should already be worried about what was in your food
@EPIC EPIC Walter like moster truck
Lol that’d be kinda awesome
@@patrickwilliamson29 I work at KFC and we're pretty clean lol
All chicken has shit on it, where do you think diseases come from?
This is SO good. Thank you idubbz. When I go to Starbucks, I order a small medium or large.
i love that you of all people are here
Vlog Creations ross!!!!!! How’s it going
Vlog Creations yo dawg how about u go put Viagra pills on peoples pockets
Vlog Creations The first time i was there i got so confused on the sizes
Sneaking positive comments into other people's videos
That little gag on airsoftfatty and now he puts out a full blown documentary on him. Makes ya think huh 🤔
really gets ur noggin joggin
The prophecy.....
I was gunna comment that😂
big brain
Keaton Byrum I know right
I dont care what your sizes are, i will call them small, med, or large. If you don't want to sell me your garbage, I will go buy similar garbage from down the road, no biggie.
exactly, you just say small, medium, or large and if they correct me Ill make sure that it IS intact whatever i ordered whether its a S M or L and buy the fucken thing
@@kidmosey nah they got Tall and Venti here in NYC
A local place has milkshakes in the sizes baby, small, and large. I cringe every time.
spike spiegel Same, bro. You’re goddamned right.
Tree Sapp
This was pretty good.
"I want a medium"
"did you mean a 'love it'?"
"Did I stutter!?!"
“But sir you have to say the name of the si-“
(Pulls out gun)
“Actually I’ll have the ‘all the money in the register’ please, oh, and make it a ‘to go’ order”
Instead of did i stutter ask if they take monopoly money
Im going to use this next time i order food
Is that an office reference
Norikou yes
this is such a specific topic that i agree with so passionately
I'm afraid I suffer from a serious case of Ligma.
boys boys boys
@@josharntt ligma? oh dear, i'm so sorry. it must be rare, because i'm afraid i couldn't find anything related to a disease when i looked it up on google. can you tell me what exactly that is, by any chance?
@@neitgeist1 it's a rare skin disease :(
Delete me!
THATS SOME BUTTERY SMOOTH FOOTAGE
Piff mmm mmm mmm
Piff is so smooth
Piff yeah!
I work at a movie theater. On the menu, our popcorn sizes are labeled "previews only," "entire feature," and "suspense films." Behind the counter, we just say small, medium, and large, and most of the customers do too but I always feel bad when someone comes up and looks so unsure of themselves ordering an "entire feature" popcorn. Our drinks also have weird names but honestly I can only remember that the large is called monster.
Em unnecessary af, smh my head
Christ, that depresses me even more than I'm willing to admit. I do not support buying popcorn at the movies. Too, I do not support the extravagant names associated with ridiculous prices. The "Suspense Films" size sounds like it is meant to be spilled all over the damn theater. Do custodial staff really need extra work that badly?
I used to work at Cold Stone and just said small, medium, and large. Those naming conventions for sizes are just plain stupid.
hahaha THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT. i would def end up saying 'entire feature of popcorn pls'
Lmaoo
Airsoftfatty is now a recurring character
@@brianrobinson9318 same
Always has been
Ye
This is older than the video idiot
@@Chrisgonzalz is he still not a recurring character?
Let’s all appreciate that Ian has been cleaning the carpet and brushing his teeth every other day.
Congratulations man.
Dylnamations man, he's really taking those Jordan Peterson lessons to heart
Dylnamations nah he spray painted them
“Hey can I get a Big Mac with fries please”
Staff: “would you like your fries flaccid or erect?”
Semi, please!
Half chubbed please
LOL
I literally fucking died, thanks
Brilliant i have STD'S :(
The other day I went to a Jamba Juice and I asked for a mango smoothie. The lady looked at me dead in the eyes and said "You mean the Mango A Go Go?". "Y e s p l e a s e."
Munczkin lol the only time I'll say this is if there's two different types of things with the same main ingredient.
fucking hell
"Is it the same as a mango smoothie?"
"yes"
"Then I'll have a mango smoothie, please"
@Sam Hyde HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
Can I have a lesbian of mango ice cream
As a Philadelphian I can confirm that we are all retarde
your inability to spell is the best proof
@@quasar9768 fuck
@nasty nate I live about 2 and a half hours away from Philly. I've always wanted to go but haven't had the chance
As a Canadian I can confirm it's not just Philly
jam wither mama mia!!
Imagine 60 years from now, Cold Stone changes the names of their portion sizes back to normal and a poor young employee has to tend to an elderly woman demanding a "Gotta Have It Cheesecake with Roasted Almonds."
I GOTTA HAVE IT DON"T YOU UNDERSTAND!
Imagine 60 years from now, iDubbbz releases his next Content Cop.
Ladondorf I know your channel from Wafercrisp's comment section on his Return video :D
*Jacob* Deep cut! That name brings back good memories.
I work as a non-starbucks affiliated barista, and I just need you all to know that they're like, priming you to stay brand loyal to them. They have drinks, like the iced caramel macchiato - that don't even exist. A TRADITIONAL MACCHIATO IS NOT EVER ICED. It's espresso shots with frothed milk, that's it. What Starbucks sells as an 'iced caramel macchiato" is a just an iced vanilla latte with caramel drizzle, and it's served with the milk on the bottom to give it that split effect. WHY DOES THIS MATTER? People come into my store and try to order drinks that just....aren't what they think they are (and it isn't their fault). If someone orders a macchiato, I give them the traditional version and they get pissy at me - because they want the STARBUCKS SPIN. I can make an iced vanilla latte with caramel, but YOU need to KNOW what you're ORDERING. I feel like Starbucks did this on purpose to make their customers feel confused when they enter any other cafe. They automatically don't know the slang or the terms, and so they go back to Starbucks. idk just my take.
Interesting inside, comrade.
I've never been to a Starbucks mostly for this reason. I looked at their menu one time at a highway rest stop and I didn't understand what anything was, so I went to Burger King and bought a plain old hot coffee.
Isn't it? It's honestly kind of disconcerting that so many brands play these weird mental games with consumers. At the end of the day, the consumer SHOULD feel like they have more power over what their purchasing but sometimes it just feels like a shot in the dark. @Colin Leary
When did “macchiato” change it’s meaning. Because at Starbucks all macchiato means now is that the shots go on top of the frothed milk, rather than the bottom like a normal latte.
Also the macchiato you are talking about, is called an espresso macchiato at Starbucks.
They aren't iced. They're never iced in Italy. You can get an iced latte, and Starbucks could have called it an iced caramel late w/ vanilla - because that's what their iced caramel macchiato is- it's a latte. A traditional macchiato should always mean what you call an "espresso" macchiato. The literal definition of macchiato Is "espresso with a dash of frothy steamed milk". If it's an iced drink it isn't a macchiato at anyyyyyyyy other cafe. It makes things confusing for everyone.
A:Can I buy a coffee
B: Sure what size?
A: Yes.....
“Please don’t kill me it’s illegal” that’s the best quote.
EdgyRelevance nah too played out.
You can't kill me i'm swedish -pewdiepie
@Hungry Santa he died of a fentanyl overdose
@@damnspicetv4698 "did he shoot me? YOU FUCKING NI-" - Pewdiepie
He didn’t lol but ok buddy fight about it on an idubbz video
"Please don't shoot me officer, I ain't black!"
Jesus Christ Ian lol
Donut Operator Jesus Christ is coming back soon. Thank the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.
DONUUUUUT
Lol......btw are you the officer that plays CS:GO?
That's it donut DEMONETISED
yam parondo yep that's donut!
My business is going to have 3 sizes:
The idubz™
The idubbz™
and The idubbbz™
KarlaRei this deserves more likes
KarlaRei nice
Your business is also going to have me taking a shit on your counter.
Gotta love how you trade marked your sizes like a dick so if anyone mentions idubbz, you can copyright claim that SHIT.
FUCK YOU
KarlaRei 👌
Why would anyone ever go to Philadelphia on purpose anyway.
kevin coots gotta admit, you’re right🤔
kevin coots that’s a mighty good steak
ixliaa stop bein a bitch
For a Philly cheese steak
I've heard its always sunny there
There’s a restaurant in my town that used to be a post office, and they kept a lot of the stuff as props and decorations, and went all in on an old timey post office theme. The bathrooms are labeled “Mail” and “Femail”.
Ok but like....that's genius
at least thats funny
Sounds great! It's meant to be humorous and not pretentious so it doesn't count.
@@hitsugatatsuro9978 Also it's not something you need to say out loud. In that case, all that matters is whether or not it's ambiguous, which it isn't.
Finally someone is debating the important issues.
daltonpaulvideos his friend and fellow video creator from two years back is starring in a hit hip hop album and being featured in all the singles and music videos and Ian is bitching about portion sizes online
Locke3OOO
What the fuck are you talking about
Whatever it is, just please stop typing.
I hope you're not implying that joji is a good thing.
Bigga_ He's talking about Joji
Matteo Gauthier Joji is doing what he likes and he's successful. He doesn't like doing FilthyFrank and even if he did, he mentioned that he couldn't do it anymore due to medical reasons.
Matteo Gauthier ...... yea no I’m not 😂
*at starbucks
me: there's a large rat in the bathroom
barista: ?
me: a large rat
barista: ?
me: THERE'S A VENTI RAT IN THE BATHROOM
You mean Grande ?
OrIgInAl aNd FuNnY cOntEnT! I've heard that before
@@adlerz3191 uhm actually the medium size is grande......... lol
What do you call a midget fortuneteller on the run from the law?
A tall grande at venti.
20 ounce rat would be a pretty large rat tho
Content Cop: Cold Stone Creamery
Min Min underrated comment.
ScotchOnTheRock yes , the good o'l cold ctone creamery (((:::::::::(:(:(:(
What we do here is go back…
-L M A O-
yes please
I used to work at Coldstone. I hated the naming structure but I needed some cash.
I never made my customers say the names. I purposely avoided using the names because I wanted to sound like I had some dignity left.
It made serving my customers easier because they actually were able look me in the eye because they realized I wasn’t the crazy one.
You are a very good guy my man.
*is this a cold stone content cop*
Hunter Mahon yes...?
WE NEED A COLDSTONE CONTENT COP NOW
Stone cold stev e austin
no? yes? yes. maybe. probably.
Okay Stone Cold Steve Austin! I don't know why i said it but i gotta stick to it. Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Even worse is the fucking "signature creations" with their own needlessly elaborate names. The humiliation I feel every time I order a "Gotta Have It sized Mint Mint Chocolate Chocolate Chip" is.... not enough to stop me from doing it every week but it's pretty fucking bad
ChardBotham what is stopping you from saying large?
hi can i get uhhhhh gotta have it sized peanut butter nutter twist swirl supreme cookies n creme scream please
can I have the "yummy yummy in my tummy oreo wild mega blast" please?
ChardBotham working at cold stone and having people say the full name of the signature creations always made me feel sad inside
But I dont understand why you guys even USE those names. Around here in Brazil a grand total of ZERO people use the starbucks terminology when ordering... We just look at the menu sizes and go "Yeah... that's dumb. I'll have a small one please". No cashier ever minds
it.
best asmr video in a while
accurate
berd what the fuck r u doing here
Berd. The hell you doin here?!?! :0
Berd Ey boss
Idubbbz next next guest on your Podcast????
That’s why I go:
“Hey can i get _____”
“Sure what size?”
“The biggest one”
fatty
generic username :v probably because you don’t live in US. Or you go to certain places where they aren’t retarded
Big Boy Bird Shit lmao yep fat as fuck
That’s why no matter what I call things small, medium, or large. I don’t give a fuck what you call it. Give me my large vanilla latte MaCkEnZeIgH
@@MyFaceIsMiaoYingsAdultDiaper I like your name.
I‘m in love with this rant video concept. In fact i think it‘s pretty entertaining! Love the new video!
Daleeny Chill the fuck out bruh
>OP is, in fact, chill
No u?
E
yea this and the typing game video were great
Please don’t touch me there
I just watched a man rant about portion size names for 10 minutes, truely the best timeline
Fringe good content.
I actually work at ColdStone, and I definitely notice that people, especially guys, become embarrassed when they have to say the size names and the signature creation names. The size thing doesn’t really bother me; you can say whatever you want for it I’ll know what you’re talking about. But when people are too embarrassed to say “Cheesecake fantasy” and just say “the cheesecake one,” I have no idea what you want- do you want just plain ice cream, or the signature? There’s no need to be embarrassed cause I promise we’re not judging you- we’re all dead inside when we work there anyway (edit: kinda cool that this comment blew up ngl)
Haha, that last part made me laugh…
Or maybe it shouldn't have…
Guy from KFC: where I'm from we have equally stupid things. We are all dead too.
Little update: I was let go from ColdStone because my manager got upset when he found out I was trying to find another job. Bad news is I currently have about $5 to my name. Good news is I never have to make a “love it mint mint chocolate chocolate chip” ever again
Maybe, just maybe, they're really insecure in their masculinity and feel the need to justify it to any other man around them. I will say whatever cutesy sounding bubblegum shit if i want to without shame because a real man doesn't give a shit.
Maddieee what an asshole. I hope it'll get better and find a better job.
If I make a restaurant imma have these names for the sizes.
Small = squiggly
Medium = squiggly wiggly
Large = squiggly wiggly diggly.
Would love to hear people's frustrations over the stupid ass names lol
"I'll have one strawberry werry squiggly wiggly double trouble extra fun kiddy diddly cum blaster disaster, please"
@@arumaru3433 wowwie
If you do that I will rob you.
@@arumaru3433 are you that one guy who had a 1 year argument in the comment section of the paper mario ost?
If I make a restaurant I will pay you to use those names
I once went to Starbucks and said to the employee "uhhhhhhhh hi can I get a tall frappe Pacino" me being the idiot thought tall meant a large so when I got my cup I was disappointed and said "uhhh I thought I ordered a large?" The employee said "no you ordered a tall" after that I haven't been to Starbucks since 1869.
Frappe Pacino sound like an actor
69 lol xdd
He ain’t wrong though the size things are dumb and make me feel ridiculous saying them out loud
William Worth yea you arent alone, although i always say it like a jackass
you're right because the employees are the problem here
They know what you mean when you say small, medium, or large. If they correct you, they're an ass and part of the problem.
nachosNapples yeah I feel silly asf saying that in front of people all honesty I just say small medium and large they correct me but I still say it
Ellisar Atranimus I always still say large and they correct me but I still say large
Once at Starbucks this lady asked for a medium drink and the employee was like “medium??? Oh you mean grande we call it grande here” like damn the lady only wants her drink not your employee policy booklet
OSWALDARUS i’ve had that happen to me multiple times lmaooo
Not even any kind of italian theme to the place anyway, that's the worst part, probably some focus group comittee chose the size names.
As an actual Starbucks employee, it's not the company, it's just the barista being a fuckin' idiot. By the employee policy booklet, we're supposed to just say "alright" and deal with it. We're not forcing anything. Starbucks is pretentious enough, most baristas don't want to add to it. Now if you wanna know what really triggers people, is when they don't give any indication of size, or sit there for hours talking about how the sizes are all different.
They aren't supposed to correct you it's in their policy they don't want to be known as coffee snobs anymore. So call that employee out next time for being an asshole.
In order to get a coffee you MUST speak to them in their gay alien language.
Last person who didn’t was brewed into next week’s special
Yes, I'll have the "perform multiple war crimes on Nigerians" with a side of "tax fraud."
The people at the starbucks restaurants I go to know the struggle. They know its retarded so they'll give you a "tall" when you ask for a small. Or a "grande" when you ask for a large and so on. They dont give a shit lol!
For short this straight bullshit
Reminds me of this one movie scene where this dude orders a large and the waiters like “you mean a venti” and he ends up calling her stupid
Sorry can I be excused? I gotta use the chicken bucket
Michaela Suorsa Can I buy it after you’re done for 7.99?
I'm trying out for a play and am going to use this monologue as my audition piece
samuraiguitarist good taste!
Didn't expect to see you here! I'm a subscriber btw
Didn't expect to see you here my man
Tell us how it goes
samuraiguitarist I didn't know u liked idubbz.
you know what's annoying? living in a Spanish speaking country and wanting to order a medium-sized beverage at Starbucks. ("Grande" means large in Spanish)
doesnt grande mean grand in spanish
@@demonitized6661 no
@@demonitized6661 yes
@@user-vv1do1wg1j no
@@demonitized6661 it means both, although it's not usually used in the same context as "grand"
Please don’t shoot me officer
I ain’t black
Oh, why didn’t you say so
I want to give you a like but the number...it's 69
Please don't shoot. It's illegal!
Yep that’s what he said good job for telling me
@@kos-3327 good job you can read
I’ve been waiting a large penis of time for this thicc aquaman trailer
Nerd City hi
Ello
Heyyy thats pretty good
That's racist!
Nerd City is such a Try Hard
I want three charmanders...
Cherrine Aurora thank i shided farded and cumed pant
Cherrine Aurora begone
With a side of fried Pikachu
Would be pretty unbalanced
Why does he have a knife on his mousepad
You mean a bowie on flattop.
Oh the grinder, on the flat chest
Why are you asking so many gosh darn questions
sheep lord why don’t you
WHATS IT TO YOU BITCH
I like how the auto-generated captions are in Korean.
Dilly Mackey 😂
“Mum what’s wrong with that kid?”
“He’s... *grammatically* *challenged* “
He has problem grippen English.
I’m having an anyriSm
The kid is most likely a jake pauler. They have their own unique language called dumbass. I dare you to decipher anything that comes out of their mouths.
I guess my reference was too obscure. The kickstarter crap about the toilet paper you wear on your hand. I was hoping someone else would get it. Guess not.
can i get uhhhhhhhh a medium reasons to live
with a two liter of bleach
Don’t you mean Love It reasons to live?
"UmMmM, dO yOu MeAn 2 gRaNdE sIzEd bLeAch? "
The "uhhhhhh" is the funniest part of this because literally everyone starts there order like that
oh sizes arent the only naming problem with cold stone. have you seen some of the names on the special flavors? "hello could I get a like it size of *cookie don't you want some*?" like jeez I just want to order some cookie dough ice cream you don't need to give me paralyzing social anxiety over how I order my ice cream
i just point to the one i want while i’m ordering it and they usually get it, it either forces them to say the name (lol) or they just scoop it up for me, completely understand about the anxiety stuff (starbucks is another nightmare for me, i hate their dumb weird sizing names)
"Hi, yeah can I get a 'chocolate thunder ice cream fuckery mountain deluxe' please."
Suspicious Spaghetti "hello can I get the uh -+*'ice cream all over me'*+- on a cone please"
ness I got an ENTIRE lecture my first time at cold stone when I asked for a scoop, and at the end, was stared at expectedly until I told him I wanted a like it. ITS THE SAME THING BASICALLY, JUST GIVE ME MY ICE CREAM AND RELEASE ME FROM THIS HELL
Approachable Lion Should've walked out and went somewhere else
Large: Blastoise
Medium: Wartortle
Small: Squirtle
Jagi Master of Hokuto Shin Ken
I’m all for this one.
Same
This one is actually cool tho lmao
well see now that'd be easy.
Shreyas N what do you mean? That sounds great
A&W has to be the worst. "Can I have a teen burger?"
"Can I have a baby burger please"
*puke*
FatalKrouzer A & w???
Salomé Guzman midwestern fast food with same name as root beer company
Agreed. It is super cringe. I think the only normal one is called purely a mozza burger
If the 'teen burger' is just a regular sized burger but with shit low quality meat instead then I think it's a valid. Cheaper = better
This doesn't feel like it came from 2 years ago.
I have quite a bit of social anxiety, so it drives me insane that whenever I go to IHOP, in order to get the specific type of pancakes I want, I have to say “Can I have a ‘Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity’ with strawberries?’”
The last time I went there I just said “can I have this kind?” and pointed at the menu because I just couldn’t bring myself to say it.
WasabiKitKat I have such a high degree of social anxiety that I have no friends haha
Top Dog Under Dog the cherry on top here is the 'haha' which portrays the suicidal nature of the comment.
I can't order a meat lovers pizza , cause I'm too scared to say meat lovers.
I always just point at the menu, especially if the half the menu's in Spanish or Italian and I pronounce it correctly but the worker has no idea how it's actually pronounced and looks at me like I'm insane.
UwU SOCIAL ANXIETY STEVEN UNIVERSE UwU
_can i go to the chicken bucket?_
*_i don't know, can you?_*
MAY I go to the chicken bucket??
*pushes up nerd glasses* The only difference between may and can is that one is more polite than the other. In informal contexts it's perfectly acceptable to use can; in formal situations it would be better to use may. last time I checked this idubbbz not some fancy 5 star restaurant serving gelato.
rielitty oh shit😆
Content Cop: Grammar
I need to die
Nothing like cheap meat, fake cheese and sweaty italian guy dandruff to make a true to form philly meal
except that food truck is one of the best in philly lol
@@kidthebilly7766 not exactly an achievement
@@jaredfromsubway2000 one of the best sandwich trucks in north america
@@kidthebilly7766 riiiiight
Philly really loves shoving their nasty ass sandwiches in other people’s asses huh
Grug don’t understand what customer say, grug can get coffee elder to help if you have issue. If no issue, go to back of cave and let other grugs order
Apple tribe no like customer. Us apple grugs care only about profit. Unga bunga oonga
Around nine minutes in he gets inspirational.
Thank you, for your faith in us !
Petition to change small to lil girl medium to lil boy and large to big daddy
Loli, shota, and onii-chan
me me lil boy
Little boy and fat man
*large to Mr. Bubbles
markysharky03 sounds hot
I actually enjoy this new series it’s nothing crazy just simplistic and funny as hell.
At a local ice cream shop the Dr Pepper float is called a “dr brown cow” and I makes me so angry
That’s a shit name
Lexicon Devil I know it doesn’t make any sense
Well it isn't Dr pepper then, they can't call it that if it isn't really Dr pepper
Fun fact: in non-English contries you don't have to put up with this
ROFL!
Ok Ugandan Knuckles
@@Hexadiddle yes
Im sure non english speaking countries got starbucks and all coffe shops are copying the starfag formula nowadays.
@@jakkydrakki2289 been to couple Starbucks shops around the world and i heard about this thing with sizes only now.
Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Quote from “Role Models”
Eric Hansen thanks for the the laugh dude
Chessbrah
Everytime I go to starbuck I have to stop a minute because grande is medio and venti is grande...
Pretty sure large in Spanish means long, so often it doesn't even make sense. "Yes I would like a long coffee please"
Large in spanish (Grande) means large, dude.
“Largo” means long, so i got your confusion there.
"don't shoot me. I'm not black!"
--Idubbz 2018
y tho damn it! You figured out my secret!
When I went to Philadelphia my mom was ordering and they screamed at her for not ordering using the names
Bruhus momentosuim n⁰197251
This should be in the educational category, not comedy. I've been enlightened
Dr. Mantis Toboggan so should all of edoops vids
*edutainment
i actually really like the old style of these commentary videos, glad you brought this back ian!
Thanks for buttering me, Ian! That was lovely.
Mad Soldier You've been overshadowed by Justin Y
Mad Soldier yes it was very pleasing
god damn it mad soldier get out of here, your comments are overpowered
I see we enjoyed the same thing
I was at the airport once after a flight and my brain was just off and i wanted ice cream, there was a coldstone there, so i tried to order a medium cookies and cream, then the guy there said what size? And then i said medium again, he asked what size again, then i realized oh shit this is coldstone i have to say their love it because they need to make ordering ice cream confusing
you should've just kept going a few more times
I'll have a Double McSpanky with fries and a Flurp
Y tho
That's what I said, sodium chloride
Big mcthankies from mcspankies
Dude, you're supposed to push the buttons with the pictures of FOOD on 'em
Lewis Biscotti no dude, it’s SAAAAAALLLT
excuse me sir i'd like the meat cylinder please
The GOTTA HAVE IT meat cylinder.
lol i read this as soon as soon as he said it
me too!! D:
WIT OR NOT WIT? WHAT KINDA CYLINDER? WADDYA SOME KINDA FUCKIN' MORON? GET OUTA HERE
Gay
*please don't shoot me officer, I'm not black*
nah frank
Really good fire rate
Content Cop tease
yep. That's what he said
@@copocast5646 yep.
Can we talk about why he has used tissues, maple syrup, a full stick of butter, and a steak knife on his desk?
Yes
"Can I have a small Coke"
"Do you mean a regular?"
"Whatever your smallest is, is what I would like."
Finan 7 Really annoying when they know exactly what you want but they are made by their managers to state that item name.
Aaron's Davis there's only chaos for managers to hide feom if the managers are bad enough to create it
Yup and no I do not feel sorry for the people who think they're being forced by the manager to say some stupid size. If I say small and you have whatever bullshit naming system but know what I want then press the little picture on the closest thing to a pc you'll ever touch. These jobs like this are starter jobs for teenagers. When you figure out it's a bullshit job you then quit and get a real job or start your own business.
Jack Crow Fast food workers are actually 3rd world peasants.
TheGreatOnes Wait is that who works at the places in the U.S.A? Well then if they work here they ain't in no 3rd world shithole anymore. So they should stop trying to turn it into the place that was so horrible the fled from it. Also the sp called 3rd world whatever need to be washing that left hand before you touch anything, let alone food. Fucking "wah I'm from a third world we don't have toilet paper we use our left hand instead" fuck you wash that left hand fucking shit eaters. Instant 2nd world status with out leaving the sand you squatted out of.
Can I get a 'Gotta Have It' size of crippling depression
17 AC I threw up cum and I don't even swallow.
'Gotta Have It™'*
Thanks Ian, this was an excellent Edutainment video, you're my favorite Edutainer.
I hope this is a joke
do you watch scar and toph
*Noel* How would this not be a joke?
Noel education + entertainment
That's why I order by price. Like "I'll take 2$ fries"
"Do you mean a duck and impaled snake fries?"
Can I get the 6.73 burger
I'll keep saying small medium or large. saying the price would actually confuse tf outta me if I were taking an order so saying the regular people sized is easy. if you say small they know what small means.
@@josephroldan9015 Yeah, but what if they have, say, four sizes? What is medium then?
@@smitias_8474 I've never ran into a place that has special names for sizes AND has 4 different sizes but usually they have XS, S, M, L or they have S, M, L, XL so if they just go by regular people sizes I look for which one they use and speak accordingly. If I were to run into a place with 4 sizes and special names I'd go by XS, S, M, L and if they correct me I'll agree and if they ask again I'll just point to the size I want. Most of those special name restaurants have empty cups showing how big they are on display anyway so I can just point to it and avoid saying their dumbass names
I hate places that don't display prices. So when you've already committed to ordering something, they just hit u with the "£100 for burger"... And an extra £20 for the 'free' napkin'.
(From England)
once walked into a "steakhouse" that didn't give you a menu, no prices or shit. Had to google the place to find a Blog that explained that there was only 1 dish on the menu and it was ~$75.
Last time I went to fuckin gentrified-Texas
@@baneoftechnology jesus christ where in Texas was this and what is this place called? Gotta avoid it like the plague.
BaneOfTechnology
Yeah dawg, what’s the name of the place so I can avoid it cause that’s some shit. Must’ve been a local place I’m guessing but still.
It was some kind of "Brazilian" steakhouse in San Antonio....I think it was Fugo de Chao? Google Maps had it rated with "$$$" pricing, (you know, the same 'pricing' as Whole Foods) cause we wanted someplace nice.....it was....too nice.
Just walking to the salad bar would've billed me $50 w/out tip, thank god I figured their shitty tally system up before any of us left our seats
Like any fucking drink menu ever?
Me: I would like a small red eye pls
Barista: you mean a venti occhi rossi mussolini gucci?
Me(holding back tears): I just want a coffee man I’m scared
Idubbz contentshop sizing menu:
Small = Spreading the message of equality
Medium = Deputy No-Chin
Large = Did it feel good though?
Kate Dee didn't the ricegum meme die already
Basic Wave yes. Yes it did.
Basic Wave
so did nochin
these are just references you fuckin cabbage
レックスRex how am I a fucking cabbage people are out here being agressive and im just leaving my opinion smd nigga 😑
レックスRex I have you know this is a Christian minecraft server and I will not tolerate people calling each other "cabbage"
hotdog lengths:
-asian
-ey, that's pretty good
-joshua tree
=D
i will still forever call it small medium large.
*"Please dont shoot me officer I ain't black!"* 😂😂😂
😂😂😂WHO DID THIS😂😂😂
Idk😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
this channel is becoming very Gotta Have It ™️
You mean very LARGE PENIS?
cya in 6 months
Go copy some other persons comment :[
I went to a KFC bathroom and there was a piece of chicken in the toilet bowl so maybe that's why they call it the chicken bucket
Wow Ian, this is a really cool video! Very educational!
Thank you Ian, very cool!
Thanks. I tried hard with this one.
Fressh Ian screams into the abyss, but his message is not unheard.
edutainmentional*
LAN
the exact reason why i wont step into a starbucks willingly, is because of my social anxiety and the branded lingo
thank you for this idubbbz
Jin Marco aye jin
Same
Now this is the iDubbbz I subcribed too! And I appreciate the fan service going back to one of the series you never continued. Keep it up Ian!
To**
Goddamn, with a little re-working this could be a fucking killer standup set.
I hate the fact that his name is still jacksfilms. They are not films.
iDubbbzTV isn't on TV
PeridotBestGem I watch this on my TV, so...
ForevermoreNevermore BAD UNBOXING PLAYING ON YOUR APPLE TV AT
I enjoyed this.
Best Ever Food Review Show oooh I didn’t know you watch this Sonny
Best Ever Food Review Show lmao you should eat weird stuff while watching idubz eat weird dirty stuff
giv me the succ no
Lick lick slurp slurp don't stop until it hurts.
Sonny iDubbbz food Review
the worst part is that in portuguese, "grande" means large, so when we ask for a large coffe in starbucks, the employee always asks "the biggest or the medium?"
Chico MMs so you are spanish?
i just fucked up saying it was "my language" instead of "portuguese"
Chico MMs I think the worst part is that people are too stupid/lazy to make their own coffee...
Venti is 20 in Italian and Trenta is 30 in Italian and Spanish.
he has a point. buy a fucking tub of vanilla bean ice cream, a large can of coffee, a coffee mixer, water, and some electricity. Plug that shit in set it to make coffee 30 mins before your alarm goes off, wake up n pour a cup of coffee and plop a small scoop of ice cream into it. how fuckin hard can that be?
I’m glad you said the social anxiety thing because that is the main reason I won’t order for myself at Starbucks 😭😂
Customer: Yes hello I would like a large coffee.
Employee: Do you mean a *grande?*
Customer: No I mean where’s the exit?
I assume you'd be exiting because every proper employee should know that a large is a Venti, not a Grande?
Is there some kind of communication error? O said a large coffee!
@jannis joplin Well said
@jannis joplin ok ngl that's fucking awesome
late reply but at starbucks we're actually told to not correct customers; you can order small, medium, large at starbucks :) the only weird ones are short and trenta.