Food mascots I could beat in a fight
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- Опубліковано 19 жов 2019
- Do you think you could beat these food mascots? Do you think you would win in a fight against me? I honestly doubt any of you could take on me or people of my ilk....just sayin...
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“4 raisins could kill me”
“I could kill a polar bear”
Ian you’re not okay.
to be fair the raisins were probably black jazz musicians
busch good point😳
Ray he never is
They are black
I think the polar bear let the fame get to his head, which made him lose his primal bear instincts = idubbz destroying the polar bear to hand to paw combat
"return to normalcy"
~Guy with only a strip of hair on his head shaped like a pair of beats
I literally paused the video when he said that to look for this comment to find out it was top-liked one
Don’t think that’s what Harding imagined when he said that😂
I wanted to comment this too, but now I see that it's posted already and it's the most liked comment of the video.
Damn I'm the 1st or 2nd top comment. And my family said I couldn't amount to anything, ha
Everyone please remember me for the next time I write an original, insightful comment such as this. You can remember me by the name Trevor, and my picture which is a crab. Thank you very *mouche* and goodnight.
One of the California raisins would pummel you into the ground alone while the other 3 play interpretive jazz and watch.
R/shutthehellup
Chuck bimbo into the oven and get your juices to chocolate milk by nesquik rabbit
Dude raisins are small I would stomp on them
@@nibnib9974 imagine if they were human size, one of them would just punch you in the face and the rest would kick and beat you up while you're lying on the ground KOed.
@@pious276 keep your distance, load your gun
Everybody’s laughing until the nesquik rabbit turns all of the blood in your body into chocolate milk and the tears of African infants
G O D. D A M
The nesquik rabbit is the antichrist, instead of water into wine it's water into chocolate milk, and instead of mercy and forgiveness there is only death.
HES HURTTTIN ME
The nesquick rabbit is a dark god that takes the form of a rabbit which it attacks children by turning his blood into boiling chocolate milk and then consuming the child sending his soul into a world where he would make them drown forever in a pool of boiling chocolate milk with razor blades that are small enough to enter your throat and would pass slow enough for you to feel everything
@@angeloguerzon2679 that was pretty descriptive. Nightmares ?
The sad thing is, we would never know if he actually went insane.
If 'you look' up to Ian, you'd better be preparing yourself for the day he ends up in prison and what you are going to say in his defense on your favorite forum. Just a heads up.
I don't know if it's just his crazy iDubbbz UA-cam persona or if Ian is actually going insane.
He already has
LetsTalkManga LTM ian looks looks like a jew with that haircut
@@Sphix-pp8cn na
“I’m pretty confident that I can beat up a woman.”
-Pringle’s Guy With Hairphones
This man is going to get destroyed by the media what was he thinking
@@video.mp4709 you must be new
@@video.mp4709 ever heard of joke?
"destroyed by the media" lol. Idubbbz got infinity N-word pass. Media got nothing on him.
God fucking dammit that’s hysterical! Hahahaha
*Ian looks like one of the scientist from a sci-fi movie that is going insane every recording he makes.*
“SCIENCE BEEEEACH”
Lmao
@@DerangedPhil "Don't fuck with the science team!"
Deserves more likes
Especially right here 0:27: it is what remains of his sanity.
3:43 the genuine rage in Ian's voice tells me that he has had a few undesirable experiences with kids that have scoliosis.
Lmfao! Yo I busted out laughing
Watched this video 1000’s of times just to laugh at that clip. Never fails
He WAS the kid with scoliosis
“I’m pretty confident I can beat up a woman”
RIP Monetizing
This video got demonetized about 30 seconds into uploading it anyways
The video is still monetized right now
this made me laugh so hard holy crap
i’m gonna make my pfp and name Giorno, be right back.
demontizing isnt as nad as it used to be. just upload and make private, get demonitized, claim fair use, make public. you get all the ad revenue from intial views
Ian, the man who could hold his own against a polar bear with enough coordination to snowboard, is completely defenseless against 4 raisins.
But they might be black
Don't underestimate the California raisans
Crunchy Toast even though they’re possibly black canonically they’re literally the size of raisins
4 *humansized" raisins
Sir Vidame doesn't matter. They might be black.
‘If history repeats itself she would get OWNED’ 😭😭
If anyone but this community gets ahold of this... we’re over
oh shit i finally realized the joke
Everyone says they'd duff the Quaker, but like he's a 17th century farmer. All he does all day is eat oats and till fields, you know he's built like a tank
But also like 65.
Exactly and probably 6'11 256 pounds lol
@@totalmetaljacket789 An old man living in an era where men died young. Arguably even more badass
@@AmeriCHAD The average lifespan of a human has remained largely unchanged in our entire existence.
If you don't account for infant mortality, average lifespan has increased by a few years in the last millennium.
Quakers are pacifists
I appreciate Ian not acknowledging his haircut.
@@whatsthesauce not really
you make it sound like people have to explain their haircut to strangers
What haircut?
Now he looks like the guy I always try to avoid at the supermarket
I think the katana zero tshirt makes him look even more EPIC
“But I’m pretty confident I can beat up a woman”
-Ian 2019
STOLEN COMMENT SMH
@@kingkench888 He is quoting someone...if anything the original comment was copying Ian so...
@@bluebotmemes5125 so what...
@@kingkench888 Your wrong
King Kench your comment was also stolen, thousands of people said Stolen Comment. You see how dumb that is. Most comments are stolen, what’s the point of commenting this.
“Have you ever seen a big robust Hawaiian?”
*shows a picture of Michael Reeves*
CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE FOUND THE JOKE. THE JOKE HAD NOW BEEN ACQUIRED.
@@nickgebbie4241 you sound like a fucking idiot
Canadian Bacon bet your popular at the playground
guy feri I didn’t even say that. H3h3 said it in one of his old videos
Stop quoting the best lines from the video, that’s what the video’s for.
*Sees Aunt Jemima in June 2020*
Society: *that’s illegal*
lmaaoooo freall
I was looking for this comment lol
And land o lakes
I think you mean racist.
I've come back from the future for this comment.
I think he’s planning on doing a content cop on himself
*HOLY SHIIIT!*
@@chatch621 nah
It took me forever to understand this comment but when it hit it hit good 🤣
Actually i was thinking about that the other day. I really do believe he does it on himself.
Well he's a "wholesome" channel
hes like that weird uncle that never gets invited to christmas dinner cause hes not allowed to be around kids.
It's the mustache isn't it?
I think it's because of the Bald head and mustache 😂
@Farrah Schneider lmfaooo
Looking like kip from napoleon dynamite lmao
I feel like you said this cuz this happened to you’re uncle😂🤷♂️
I love this guy, can’t believe people are dumb enough to take the simp thing seriously.
He isnt even a simp. People dont know what a simp means
No body does
Haha he’s a simp
@@timmytinders9688 hey, define the meaning of simp and tell me how that fits the description of idubbbz
He's a Simp's Pimp
"I don't know if you have ever seen a robust Hawaiian person"
"Shows Michael Reeves"
I paused the video to look for someone talking bout it 🤣 I was dead
“4 Raisins, they’re old but I think they’re black”
Why are they black?
They're jazz musicians
I lost my shit when he said that
mickle davees shut up snowflake
@@jordan-qq9kj I have a gay black kid at my school, he scares me deeply, he's also my neighbor, I'm surrounded by black neighbors.
@@drewber2002 >using snowflake as a legitimate insult
He's having a relapse of his cancer.
Like Walter White
no he is in walter white cosplay
But with good music
He's been pure cancer for years
hes actually just addicted to chemotherapy to the point where hes breaking into hospitals and stealing children's leukemia medicine , hes a real sicko
3:50 The absolute rage that he displays at this moment is literally how I feel about everything. Shit has me dying
Got a little aggressive over the scoliosis bopper kids
The video has ended and I'm still laughing, imagining Aunt Jemima wailing on Ian while pulling his shirt over his head
This is border line mental breakdown and I didn’t expect anything less
borderline mental breakdown = better
“I hope this isn’t a controversial statement buuuuuut...”
oh no
Oh YES
3:48 this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
😂😂😂😂😂ik
I was thinking the same thing, it was very random
3:48 I can see why people are saying he’s turning into a serial killer.
These are my 5 favorite seconds of this video
It may be my favorite Ian clip of all time and I’m not even exaggerating
@@lawdadz4332 funny af😂😂😂 I'm dying
Y’know Ian, I don’t think that the child predator sex offender look is in right now
Try and tell that to my uncle
Hol ‘up
Onision lol
Coming from a cold donut
IosifJ you’ve had a hot donut?
Ian just doesnt mention his haircut as if everything fine
what’s wrong
He just bought a new headset.
That's the fucking joke
have you seen the hair cake video, jesus christ
Everything is normal
"if history repeats itself, she's gonna get f owned" 🤣☠️
Nesquik rabbit is all the way left. He could literally just turn your blood into chocolate milk instantly.
Legit looks like you're not allowed within 500 yards of an elementary school.
his profile picture is damn near the opposite of him currently
Yeah in the profile he has hair and a mustache and no beats
LOL awesome comment bro! How has no one mentioned this?? 😂 FUCK that shit was so funny! And original!
Idubz looks like a young heisenberg, but he is using his own drugs.
I saw your comment and just laughed and laughed. Touche Sir!
lol true
I'm so glad I started watching Breaking Bad now
*idubz*
He does tho
“Bimbo is going to die” -idubbbz 2019
I'm just imagining Ian in a boxing ring beating up Jared Fogle.
I feel like if he got close to a school he would immediately get arrested
Reminds me of my uncle
@@admiralgremlin6767 My two lovely uncles
@@Gubbinator one for each hole
@@Gubbinator a trip to syria...their one desire
Aperently not
He should atleast put down his headphones when he is talking to us......
They're above his ears lmao
Not gonna lie boys I think those are from Roblox, correct me if I'm wrong...
@@youreprettycringebro3218 r/whoosh
@@gracesean7380 r/ihavereddit
Poor Steve
Turns out he couldn’t beat doctor pepper
IDubbbz talking like he all like “I beat they as$” but I can’t take him seriously with the hair cut lmao🤣😂💀
Let’s just be glad that Lester cur was a choice
hairphones
This man is seriously underestimating polar bears.
I know, right? Polar bear can tear your head off with a swipe of its paw
Well, There aint gonna be polar bears for much longer anyways.
A black bear? Yeah you could scare it away. A fucking polar bear? There's no way in hell you're stopping a polar bear, dad clothes or not
Dude all I need to do is just run 7 semi trucks at once
And boom I just made polar bears extinct
Ian has been surviving Chad for years and he's basically a bear, so I think he would stand a fighting chance.
iDubbbz hairline: what we do here is go back
Doozer underated ass comment
this comment is amazing
I don’t see a hairline just beats tbh
Kyrgyzstan Czechoslovakia I honestly though he was wearing headphones for half the video
This was on the Content deputy leafy video
*RIP AUNT JEMIMA*
I’ll never forget her smothering me with her pancakes.
RIP mia too
"I'd pull out my 18.........40s musket"
The pringles guy looks like he has connections to the mafia
Witch one
@@hunterwilliams284 b o t h
Arthur shelby looking guy
666th like
You’re not wrong
Ian looks like a Walter White who is confused about his sexual orientation
Meth sexual?
Ethan Goldsmith yes methsexual
gay white
Crazy craving is his cooking partner as well as his uninhibited and unhinged lover.
FYR 1 HA
"I kick her in the teeth and then she probably would try to fight me in court"
- Dayron Arias
this video hits different after the creator clash
"I am pretty confident I can beat up a woman"
-Walter white 2019
ThatL0rdC4n' woman*
women*
woman*
John on the Phone oops shit spelling mistake
Nick Moore ShIT
Ian's existence is becoming more abstract every day.
The same is true for everyday existence
@Uncle Joe S he barley even uploads lol fym
@Uncle Joe S this probably his last vid
Well im terrified
Opa-Opa stop this cringe please you‘re hurting me
We still have our last bottle of Aunt Jemima syrup we got before the “virtue signalers” got offended
Me at 4:30am
IDubbbz what fast food icons could I beat in a fight
Me: “I don’t need sleep I need answers”
#3 on Trending
“I think I could beat up a woman”
Genius.
I love how apparently UA-cam just doesn't know what gaming is
beating up women is an epic gamer move
for gaming
not going to like because its at a special number atm
The fact that he doesn't mention his hair is gnawing my braincells away
What hair? He shaved again
Go to grandayyys Instagram and it'll explain itself
Holy crap I hadn't noticed! I was too busy staring at the herpes sore on his chin...
He did something on Twitter where the top reply to his tweet would be the haircut he got, and grandayyy of course won with that beats headphones cut
Ikr
The scoliosis joke got me so bad. 😂
“If history repeats itself” 😂😂😂😂
It’s gaming because of his headset haircut
oh my god !!! what happened to your body?? are you ok ?!
No Body it’s not a haircut, it’s his state of the art follicle g8790 from dubbz tech headset
he is un edible pringle
What haircut?
Jake Touchet I was referring to that gamer tumor on edups head
ians harline was created by god himself
Grandayy
Icebears wont stop at anything. They’re driven by hunger
Came back to this video to determine how iDubbbz is gonna do in the fight lol
I really love how Ian did not acknowledge his headphones.
He's not wearing headphones...? What are you talking about.....?
What headphones?
Lb4 his hairstyle
Lb4 he was joking about his hair
His headphones are shaved onto his head
He’s trolling us, guys, He’s eventually going to content cop himself and leave UA-cam...
I agree 50% he's trolling...
I mean, yeah... It’s funny thou... He’s a bored genius...
Genius lol ok
wait a minute...
Content cop leafy video is gone.
I like how in Max’s”fight thermometer” that Quaker Oats is below the Gerber Baby
every like few months i get the urdge to rewatch all your videos its been four years
The Nesquick rabbit throws the “N” into the water and it turns brown
💀
You know too much..
i was serching for this message
Nigga water
Weaponized N word
Disappointed that Gerber baby didn’t make an appearance
wdym? he hosted the video?
i could take her down easily
Too strong
His grow up plan ensures his swift victory
Tony the Tiger or Chef Boyardee
The Pringles guy kinda has that resemblance of the the spider from monsters inc. Like there's some mastermind final boss activity going on behind that business moustache . We still dont really know what a pringle is too in support of that speculation.
I like how Ian uses a different criteria for each thing on the list
Ian is slowly descending into a state of complete insanity
slowly?
Adam J. Harper wow
@Adam J. Harper nah man, idubbbz has always been like this.
again?
he already has.
Ian is honestly scaring me at this point
same
him eating the "cake" wasnt peak scary?
Why do you call him by his real name like you know him personally ,stop
HOKagE DATTebayO hasn’t he always scared us
@@donovanornelas5370 what?
If the Nesquik rabbit can turn a pool into chocolate milk, then he can most definitely turn your blood into chocolate milk...he’s the ultimate boss
Iddubz is the only guy I know who’d rather fight a bear than a cow.
a hipster gay bear vs a red demonic cow
Vhan Jeanween Sanchez nah son, that bear is not hipster in the slightest. He’s a real OG.
It's a demon cow
yeah yeah
It’s a demon cow
Ian: "I could totally kick a polar bear's ass."
_literally the most dangerous bear on the planet_
Most dangerous how? Brown bears have killed far more humans than polar bears.
Which bear is best?
Jay M that’s cause less humans live near polar bears
Jay M most claws you dreadful ggoon
@@jtm232556 and drowning has killed more than both of them. Because we are around water more than bears. We are around brown bears way more than Polar. But believe you me, when polar bears start migrating to find food, the stats will change.
My favorite line is "I don't think I would win against the demon cow"
0:37 says the man who shaved his head to look like he’s wearing headphones 😂😂😂
He said he would lose to 4 raisins but he’d beat a polar bear
I mean they're black tho
They're a fucking black jazz band, i can't blame him
idecidedtomake well polar bears are black too, their fur are just covering their skin
@@justaguy3825 bruh moment
Brevin Louder LMAO I love this line 🤣
He looks like a depressed Walter White
javier rodriguez dude Walter white is fucking depressed xd
True
Anorexic*
@@Oongaboongabigfatdoggy was*
lmaooooo
Bruh these mascots would be perfect bosses in a video game
3:50 the way his voice goes from hard boiled to soft boiled in seconds is amazing
imagine wearing a mascot costume and some man with beats shaved into his hair trying to deck you
*beets
JustCarp nah mate, he must mean beats headphones. I'm just gonna head out now, have a good rest of your evening.
I would kick hondymoney
Damien Davinson I just gave you 1k likes
Beats by doctor gay
When your custom made character enters the cutscene
😂😂😂😂😂
Idubbbz rockin the Katana ZERO shirt, hell yeah
The pure hatred at 3:39 is GOLDEN, idubs was transported there
Fun fact: Polar Bears are the only bears that actively hunt humans
They are the only animal that perceive humans as food
@@xxxxx6622 Not true, there are lions and sharks in certain regions that actively hunt humans.
@@XxPx3xNx6xUx1xNxX mountain lions as well, I believe
its pretty rare for a lion to stalk a human and sharks only hunt humans that they perceive to be seals or if there's blood in the water.
@@EdwardMichael3 not true, some sharks know the difference and have different patterns for hunting humans
I like how he doesn’t adress his hair at all
Duif
what do you mean
Smartage G what hair?
@@LegitSeems > He never addresses the elephant in the room.
Why do you always want to be the center of attention?
Wdym? Am I missing anything?
Based on Ronald McDonald’s bonus point evaluation, Ian is 68 years old
Kool aid man when he finds out he’s not on the list: oh no!
I think he's either having a mid-life crisis or literally going insane
@Hot Cakes Letting Twitter decide your haircut would count as either a midlife crisis or going insane.
He is not a granny asshole
I bet his girlfriend left
Quarter life crisis you mean
Prepping for the next content cop, very very suspicious at the moment.
I admire the complete lack of vanity required to look like that.
He's got the exact lack of vanity necessary to be a urinal at a gay bar.
You got it all wrong m8, it takes STYLE to look like that
Into chocolate milk - "I mean it's a commercial right, I don't think it was real..."
Mild commercial skepticism.
The intro is just gold
Christ, either Ian is unbelievably good at acting, or he's very gradually actually going insane and might go on a killing spree in the next month or so.
probably both
I thought it was acting until i watched this video
People like you legit would get idupz put in jail because you don't understand a joke.
His lack of hair shows his power growing
Cian O'Hara nah, he’s definitely just purposely seeming insane
Nesquik Rabbit: Throws the letter N in a pool
Pool: Turns Brown
*Hmmmm*
Magic Magus oh no
LMFAOO
nigga water
N
@@wayneamelie278 😂😂
Bro when he was talking about beating the shit out of the kid I started crying laughing
Hahaha I’m so dead the whole dialogue for land of lakes fight 🤣
“Gimme the Walter white wearing beats”
Barber: “I gotchu”
Jajahahahah
Off brand edmund kemper
I feel like Ian’s UA-cam personality is slowly melding into his actual personality, and everyone’s just watching on like it’s normal.
Looks like noone learned
Etike just killed himself from mentally going insane...
That's probably actuallly happening to him
Happened to Joji
@H Man Bro, read this back to yourself. I'm not gonna even tell you where you fucked up in this post.
@@2ndstatus ur stupid asf
He should do this tier list again after creator clash
Ian lowkey look like the pringles mascot
Why does Idubbbz look like he’s had a mental breakdown.
Why does it LOOK like he had a Mental Breakdown? He's had three.
he always looks like that
The man IS a mental breakdown
He looks like Britney spears
iDubbbz is the physical manifestation of a mental breakdown.