Everything Wrong With Jurassic World In 15 Minutes Or Less
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Well, you've waited long enough, and we've put it off long enough, so we finally went looking for sins in this summer's biggest box office hit, Jurassic World, and it kind of pissed us off.
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Umm...ok.
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Yay ty Cinema sins! :D
the mad hatter 1000000000000000000000000 sins. Idc. It’s crap.
“I don’t want two of everything.”
“Except parents, right?”
Absolute savage madman
Or gonads , apparently.
I was going to say the same thing, made me laugh.
He has 2 parents despite the divorce
He said "everything," not "anything."
Dominik Conan he means 2 sets of parents. Wait hang on that’s a lot! Oh god!
Missed a sin where the guys getting mauled by the t-rex show heart beats of 75 beats per minute. They were totally relaxed while screaming and running for their lives. I noticed that in the theater and it cracked me up
You mean the I Rex?
Im just imagining you laughing out loud in the cinema while the people in the film are getting mauled, the entire theater looking at you closely.
Their heart rates should be at 150-200 if they’re running.
BUBBY THECHUBBY noo lol it would be 220 minus the person’s age. so say it was a 50 year old, their MAX heart rate would be about 150.
Susan Sanborn I’m in cross country. My coach makes us monitor our heart rate on every run. It takes a lot to just to get to 200 beats. It is very unrealistic that they would be able to get to 220.Maybe at maximum 205.
9:42 He's killing for sport?
I can't even imagine what he would do for money...
I feel like this comment is underrated. I laughed my ass of, when I read it. X'D
Of what he would do for a Klondike bar.
I love this comment it needs more attention.
It’s a girl
What the fuck man😂
*helecopter blows up right next to the indominus*
Indominus: ‘cool guys don’t look at explosions’
i mean how ironic is that helicopter scene .... R.I.P Irrfan Khan
@@cringeydoug who?
@@Marvelfanatic3658 the famous indian actor who was flying the heli died this year
@@cringeydoug oh yeah RIP
Underrated comment of the year.
Sin #75 is hilarious when you think about it. Zach is on an island with actual living, breathing dinosaurs and he couldn't care less. You'd think that even someone who wasn't interested in dinosaurs would at least find that incredibly awesome. I know I would
Oh he's interested on something on the island... Poosy
When you REALLY think about it, Jurassic World is no different to a zoo in-universe...So why would he really care? They're no different to tigers and lions to him at this point 😶
I mean, that's the entire reason the park created the Indominus; falling ticket sales and lack of interest from the public in the "real" dinosaurs.
Makes perfect sense that he's indifferent, he's a teenager who wants some island strange...Pussy > a scaly giraffe
@@thebystander1636 Ha! Ha! Yeah,he was only interested in girls.
@@j.jbinks9669 If dinosaur theme parks were all over the world in every country then I can understand how it might be boring. But so far it seems like dinosaurs are still very special to watch and I think only available to see in that specific park. That is why it is weird that he doesn't care.
How about the railings of the Mosasaurus pool being so weak it could break through and grab the Indominus? It could just as easily have done that with a couple of the tourists
Jurassic World 3 - main antagonist: mosasaur
The thing is the animal isnt gonna go for small creatures
It was usually electrified
It was the i-Rex that the broke the fencing after getting launched by the t rex.
It was already broken.
My big question: If the Mosasaur can jump out of its tank to grab Indominus then doesn't that mean that all this time it could snack on the guests?
I mean, the Mosa in this series is HUGE compared to what size Mosa would have actually been. The guests probably wouldn't be large or appealing enough compared to a massive rex hybrid
i think that’s the whole point of the Mosasaur. it never wanted to hurt anyone, it just wanted peace and quiet after being watched for show for so long
@@astralwishes13 That actually makes lots of sense every time the Mosasaurus ate something it was either actually hungry or just wanted something to shut up mostly it wanted things to shut up
And in the Claire book (get this) the reason the moasa is so large is because it's blood is from a species of mosasaur not discovered.
That's how I felt. Lol
Here's a sin you forgot to add.
All the dinosaurs in the Jurassic Park franchise were recreated using DNA that was extracted from insects preserved in amber, and then mutated to fill in the gaps with the genetic code.
That being the case, how the heck did they recreate a Mosasaurus? Do they really expect us to believe a prehistoric mosquito actually bit a creature that lives in the freaking ocean, and they just happened to find it? In the books these movies were based on, the scientists don't even know what they have until they grow it. So the odds of them actually finding a mosquito containing Mosasaurus DNA go beyond statistically insignificant and into absurd.
Also, given the amount of time, money, and resources that went into recreating these extinct animals, there's no freaking way there would be a petting zoo where they'd let a bunch of immature children play with them, even if they weren't dangerous.
This is a very good point. And I'm now picturing the moment they hatched their first mosasaur, unaware what the DNA belonged to until they'd patched up the genome and grown it in the lab. Would it even be able to fight its way out of the egg? I'm imagining Mesozoic mosasaurs must surely have given birth to live young. So the lab techs would have to have cracked open the egg themselves, then realised the hatchling can only flop around like a landed fish. "Oh crap, somebody fetch a really big tank of water, quick!"
@@Billman6 This is a good point!
The only explanation I can think of for how they got a Mosasaur relates to the giant prehistoric shark from The Meg. Maybe it was lying dormat at the bottom of the ocean and it came close enough to the surface looking for food when it woke up and InGen lured it to it's tank with food? Or maybe they found some amber of it in a mosquito in a dried up lakebed?
At the beginning of the movie, there's a scene where the nerdy kid explains in the background how back in Jurassic park, they didn't know tissue or something preserves DNA, so that once the amber mines were depleted, they could still extract DNA. So I guess that's how they got the DNA for the fish boi.
@@amiplin1751I think it was something about extracting DNA from bones or something right? Not sure
I love this movie but damn he’s right....those two kids don’t add ANYTHING to the story
Show off the rides, train and the bubble ride, the other features in the park. Other than that, thats all i see.
The nostalgia goggles and the old jeeps. I was hopin they'd get eaten the whole time, but knew better.
How the fuck can you love a movie that's so fucking bad.
@@RadioactiveSand worked with JP as well? this movie is not worse than the rest of them.
@@RadioactiveSand Because its not "so fucking bad". Simple really. If you don't like it, that's up to you.
Honestly, I felt bad for Zara. She was just doing her job when her boss made her take on babysitting duty and the brats ran away so she had to be tortured and eaten.
Nikkimond Dinosaurs and flying reptiles don’t care, food is food
@@Snowfang00andco agreed! hated fallen kingdom for the fact that only bad guys can die... we need the spirit of the first 3 jurassic movies back!
Atleast her fiancé didn't have a bachelor party.. cuz all his friends are animals
Yeah I thought that the whole way through
That is Morgan la Fay! Let Her be eaten.
Jimmy Fallon: "Hey there, I'm Jimmy Fallon!"
CS: *Jimmy Fallon!*
Sin Counter: *ping*
Savage.
Shit was so simple but it made me laugh so hard xD
I would have added more than just one
I'd have given it 6 pings.
As soon as I saw Jimmy Fallon and the one sin ding, I was like "hah, he should have gotten 5 sins for that". JF is stupid and not funny at all.
I’m just wondering how Claire managed to outrun a dinosaur. It was discovered that T-Rexes might not have been as fast as we thought, the t-rex was only able to run about 17mph. However the average joe could only run about 15mph for SHORT periods of time. Usain Bolt, who can tun at 28mph could outrun the t-rex. But definitely not claire, the tired, exhausted, IN HEELS, claire. In other words, she should be dead a hundred times over.
i feel like people are forgetting that shes kinda old now, shes an old lady, shes gonna be significantly slower than she was before
The t-rex was pretty old, so she likely would not have been running 17 mph by any means
"Except parents!" is one of the most golden moments in your history :D
What?
Marvel Boy *Kid figures out his parents are soon to divorce* "I don't wan't two of everything." Cinemasins: "Except parents."
@@SladeCooper jk bahahaha
Jeremy is a **** to orphans.
They sinned so hard, that they had to reuplaod
burn
I see you at like every video
Hey
Try it again
They need that internet money
3:37 those balloons are very common in a Chinese New Year market. They are always in a form of a pet, usually dogs. They are helium balloons but they use plastics or paper for the legs to make them heavy and keep them on the ground so kids could feel like they are actually walking a dog.
A sin to CinemaSins for not knowing that this exists. *Ding*
I actually like that Claire goes through all this in her business clothes because it goes to show that sometimes shit happens that you're not prepared for, like in Stranger Things 3 when Steve and Robin were running around in their Scoops Ahoy uniforms.
Claire's heels are the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in movies. It deserves 100 sins by itself.
The business clothes aren't the problem, the running around in heels the entire time is, because its ridiculous.
@@francescofinucciyes! I cant stand in heels on grass bc they sink, she is running in full on high heels like she is in running shoes. 😂
You didn't sin that incredibly smooth, straight motorcycle ride thru the jungle by Owen with the Raptors running beside him. If you have been in any forest or jungle you would know this is impossible. no forest or jungle bed allows for movement like that on a motorcycle.
U know I thought about that too, there should have been obstacles right, RIGHT?!!
can't even ride one a bike between trees tbh lmao
You know, actually, that 'Control Animals with Clicking noises' is real and makes no sense at the same time, because that's not how it works! You can Train animals, yes, but if you 'click' constantly you Only CONFUSE the Animals, and they will likely Attack. The movie makers are actually making real mistakes.
@@slevinchannel7589 maybe because "they're not just an ordinary animals" cliche
imkluu yeah! Every time we watch this movie, my dad complains about it, a motorcycle riding through the jungle so smoothly while you’ve got the 4 raptors jumping over rocks and logs.
"Evacuate the island"
"Engage all defenses"
"And get me my raptors"
12:45 I will never understand how so many people don't get that Claire and the kids AREN'T in the truck that goes with the hunting party after the Indominus. Their truck is parked next to the raptor paddock the whole time the Indominus hunt is going on. They're miles from the action.
Yeah the truck following is basically an MRAP, military in nature and bright white for some reason, where the truck Claire and the kids are in is clearly shown as a Unimog (yet another Mercedes) that’s a mobile vet unit
14:24 it is actually possible to run in heels, it just depends on the density of the heel spike itself. The main issue with her run, though, is that she is running in a fashion that lands each foot directly in front of the other, meaning she is angling her legs inward; therefore applying wayward pressure to the heel spike, thereby allowing them both to snap off sideways.
dude even when i even try to walk in heels i almost break my ankles-
are you a shoe expert? specialising in cinematic high heels and speed chases dynamics?
@@NMN_CP I'm a woman who has worn several different types of heels. The more narrow the heel spike, the more likely it is to snap, even under normal walking conditions. If you run in heels, you touch down first with the ball of your feet then push with the ball of your foot as well. When you walk normally, the pressure is on the heel spike, not the ball of the foot.
I feel like that babysitter might resemble the director's ex or something man.
@Guishe yep, pitch meetings are tight!
I think he just hates women. Such a drawn out, over the top death for a minor female character who did nothing wrong, or anything at all, in the film. Someone must have hurt him for him to hate defenseless women so much.
He even wrote a gory death for the old maid in Fallen Kingdom, because watching women get slaughtered is played for comedy in these films for some reason. He also made Bryce Dallas Howards character the punchline of every joke in JW, and utterly irrelevant in JW:FK. No strong women who help save the day like Dr. Ellie Sattler or Dr. Sarah Harding in the reboots, only depictions of over sexualised, toxic male power fantasys allowed - because men get everything done while women stand around screaming helplessly.
A massive step back for the franchise, and frankly pretty amazing he took that route in the modern era of equal opportunity. Not to mention the white washing of the franchise and removing people of colour from main roles, reduced to either background characters like the black guy in JW, or a source of comedy, like the Asian kid in FK. 🙄
@@VitZ9 Why are you so mad? It's just another character. Gender has absolutely nothing to do with it. Suddenly killing a disposable character is equated to hating women? Get out.
@@VitZ9 I think this is all in your head. Have you seen any jurassic movies or series? Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous literally has a black kid as the main character, and the sporty girl is the one who's the strongest and motivated the group.
@@VitZ9 No, he didn't want an over-the-top death specifically for a woman. He wanted an over-the-top death specifically because he wanted it to be THE most extreme death in the franchise, not because he hates women (see this clip: ua-cam.com/video/16IdMStn1Ng/v-deo.html). Plus, Colin didn't even direct the second film.
I was annoyed about the heels thing (give your female characters sensible adventure clothes, Hollywood) until I found out that they had originally written in a way for her to get sensible shoes but Bryce Dallas Howard protested that she'd learnt to run in heels specifically for this role. So they let her keep the heels because she was proud of her heels-running skills. I mean, fair enough, I can barely walk in them.
Bryce Dallas Howard protested that she'd learnt to run in heels specifically for this role.
I don’t get why she would wear adventuring clothes she didn’t plan to go an adventure she was just a businesswoman who due to “unpredictable” circumstances had to go on an adventure and save her nephews. She didn’t have time to change.
Even if she can run in heels, there's absolutely no way she can sprint in them. I mean, I liked this movie, but that moment made me roll my eyes in the theater.
Why didnt she just took her shoes off
And you can fucking outran T.rex.
I was dying with the outtakes. The ‘deep blue sea’ Samuel L Jackson reference had me rolling.
The "there is another Skywalker" clip did that for me LOL
Owen:"We need to evacuate the park"
Clare:"We will never re-open"
CS:"Well, keep it open"
🤣🤣🤣
You didn't mention the biggest sin!
They go into the enclosure, through the giant main door?!? Not an access door?
Even if you think it got out, why open the main door!?
Noticing that the door while closing whould simply crush the dino on the way. And whould not bend unless it's paper
There is a access door you see when the irex showed up but it is behind the irex so they have no choice to go to the main door. Thats why they run the opposite when the irex showed up.
The most wholesome reply section I’ve ever seen.
@Axiom Steel yeah, like one moment a dinosaur can break through it, but they still use a bloody fence.
They didn't go in through the main door, Just watch the scene again and you'll understand
You missed a sin
It takes more than changing the battery of a car to make it run if it hasn’t run in several years.
Also what about the fact that hte mossasaur could jump up from the water and get to the Indominus, implying it could have done that at any time, even whit the fence still there.
And where did they get the gasoline from?
22 years
That's waaaaaay more than just one sin: battery, gas, tires, oil???
Pretty sure after 20 odd years in a equatorial jungle the brakes would be seized and all the wiring eaten by rodents.....thinly disguised advertisement for the longevity of Jeep products
2:58 the fact that guy is able to walk after that high fall is amazing
You missed one sin that the fact they expected a bigger smarter t-Rex to climb the wall and none of the builders see it or hear it
During the motorcycle ride through the forest Claire and the kids weren’t in that truck. They were back at the camp. That truck was filled with soldiers
It's also a different truck, the one with the soldiers looked like some kind of m-wrapped Humvee or Jeep but Claire's truck is just a supply truck
Spencerr yh no shit that’s how everyone realised
So failed sin
So Mr. "How did you get two different kinds of dinosaurs to.. you know..." is someone I've taken an acting class from!
7:27 Not to mention that the security guy spends the entire movie failing to keep unauthorized people out of the control room. Seriously, people barrel past him 4 or 5 different times.
No sin for the fact that the gasoline in those over 20 year old Jeeps would have gone bad years earlier? Not to mention other potential problems with a vehicle that's just been sitting in a hot, humid environment for two decades.
If be surprised, old 20 yo gas lasted along. Time especially while sealed, and old jeeps last forever no matter the condition
Why wouldn’t the petrol last that long?
Diddyridez isn’t that only with ethanol mixes?
how long does stable last?
@@Diddyridez Petrol goes bad is a myth, it aint milk.
I’ll never understand how the populace in this movie somehow got bored with dinosaurs. Zoos all over the world still amaze people, but apparently the world in the movie has an extreme case of ADHD
The fact that they got that Jeep running might be the most unbelievable part of this movie. After sitting in an abandoned building and not being run for 20 years, I'm not sure those Jeeps could've even been fixed at all, let alone by two kids in an hour or so
Yoda scene and the deep blue scene at end KILLED me! 🤣🤣🤣
8:06 the Indominus Rex was made for tourists right? so how can the tourists take a picture or just see the thing if it camouflages? this park would literally be one bad yelp review away from shutting down.
IRex n Seek: I was at the I Rex attraction, and he just hid the whole time, 0/5. Never going back!
Thank you IRex n Seek, we are sorry our intelligent animal decided it would rather hide from your stench than flip like a dolphin for you. Maybe one of the "other" dinosaur parks would have been a better choice. Oh.. Wait, there are no others. Cya next time, chump!
Just your local Bean no one knew it could camouflage you dumbass
@@benjiii3407 just because no one knew doesnt mean it wouldnt happen
Tom Nook ok? Your point?
@@benjiii3407 my point is people dont need to know something is going to happen for it to happen
1:30
Well actually, yes.
in the local history museum of my town there was a paleontological exhibition with the similar looking "excavations". every hour workers came and covered "fossils" with sand for the subsequent uses.
Also, I hated how in that scene he called that an "archaeological dig." Jeremy has done that almost every time he refers to the profession of the main people in these movies. Fuck. There's a definite difference between archaeology and paleontology that you would think someone who claims to do good research and notices things would know. I too am getting tired of the Jurassic Park/ World movies, but like I'm coming to see most of his videos are, the majority of these sins are just lazy. It's a bad thing when listing things wrong in a movie doesn't actually CATCH some wrong aspects of it and invents some that aren't wrong.
Finally! People who know there is a difference between archeology and palaeontology! My ambition is to become an archaeologist once I’m old enough, I’m pleased people know the difference. “No Karen, digging up fossils is not the same as digging up Aztec remains”.
Actually, at this point there isn't even any research required to know that there is a difference. All he has to do is read the comments on his own videos.
I’ve always wondered how Claire and the rest of the personnel at Jurassic World didn’t get arrested and locked up for 10+ for not shutting down and evacuating the park. No way she should be out and about living life in Fallen Kingdom
day 365 : i'm still pretending to know what Ex-Machina means
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deus_ex_machina it's a plot device of something randomy appearing out of the blue. In greek plays it was a god (deus) and thus here it's whatever else that appears and saves the day
Agata Waszkiewicz day 377 : I now know what Ex-Machina means
@@dwejradraws thaaaaaaanks! I always though it was a refference from the movie ex machina and pass it because I didnt see that movie , hahaha everithing make sense now
@@dwejradraws thanks alot man
most relatable thing i've read
8:14
Owen: Evacuate the island.
Claire: We'd never reopen.
Me: *_WHO THE HELL CARES?! A DINOSAUR JUST BROKE OUT!!!_*
Very drole 😀😀
@Shin-Goji 216 It goes with the plot of the books/movies. It's all about greed, they won't get money if the park shuts down.
Hey, anyone remember the fat dude from "The Lost World?" Saved the heroes who were idiots? I still think his death was FAR more traumatizing than Random Woman's death. Dude got ripped in half by T-Rexes, and he had just saved the main characters!
That wasn't a Random Woman.. It was the aunt's secretary she left to babysit the kids. It's basically karma for letting them get in so much trouble up until then.
I remember her relevance. I was downplaying her (very minor) role in the movie because her death wasn't as important as the death of a hero's....but it is still more remembered. Perhaps that's because, despite as bad as "Jurassic World" was, it was still better than "The Lost World."
dude... spoilers... why... ;-;
They made it up to her by making her a Luthor.
He wasn't fat though...
I liked this movie despite it's many many flaws, but I feel it would have been more interesting to see a bigger focus on Owen's bond with the raptors. When he stares into Charlie's eyes just before she gets blown up, that was a genuinely sad moment, but they didn't really do much with this bond for most of the movie.
0:25 the amount of love there is for Judy Greer is honestly amazing,I mean I love her and I get it but I honestly didn't think a lot of people did
The concerning thing to me in 14:40 is that the Aquatic dinosaur could do that at any time in the movie, he could have jump out and eaten a bunch of tourist at any time he wanted
I was waiting for one of the raptors to say "Alan" in the outtakes.
You forgot a sin where Zack Grey said dinosaureses instead of dinosaurs, like what kind of highschool student doesn't know the plural form of dinosaur
"how did the mosasaurus hear the indominous"
yes because the indominous was SUUUPEEEERR silent
It wasn't that loud to be heared clearly under water
6:24 When you’re in a movie, you make poor decisions. It’s what you do.
If you wanna save 15% on car insurance, you switch to GEICO. It’s what you do.
Nice one
TexasBr0 and the comment awards go to...
Ride with the General and save some time😉.
"GEIGO"??
The reality is that this could go for an actual Geico commercial.
Comcast only gets five sins? They deserve 1,000 sins at this point.
Probably because this is an old video
@GD Polyner *re-upload*
@GD Polyner this is a re-uploaded
@@ruchitpatel93 who knows
Ruchit Patel They’re one of the most hated cable companies in America. Do a google search about it and you’ll see why.
In the theater I remember everyone loved the water dino killing the Indominus, some even applauded.
0:45 Okay so the problem with this sin is that for it not to be a sin, Jurassic World would have to be running a flight to just about every city in the developed world which is insane. Not to mention the size of the necessary airport would effectively take over the entire island. Additionally the expenses would be through the roof as many flights would be mostly empty. This method makes more sense, the tourists fly to Costa Rica and then ferry to the island. A ferry requires a dock which is much smaller than an airport and carries more people than a helicopter so it makes sense. Additionally, JW can use it as an additional source of revenue, as people have to pay for tickets to go to JW as well as for the ferry ride.
1:58 This is likely a reference to the first JP. In that film, the raptors systematically test the electric fence for weak points. Once the I-Rex knows she can't break the glass, she attempts different methods to escape. Thus this plot point also serves to hint at the relationship between the I-Rex and the Raptors.
6:12 It is already established that JW is making a deal with Verizon for connection. Later in the film, Claire says that P11 is 4 miles from the nearest attraction. So it is somewhere over four miles from the resort, cell phone coverage hasn't been sorted yet, and is surrounded by all this forest and mountains. It's not unreasonable for coverage to be spotty.
8:02 She could also have seen the handlers who retrieved the body of her sibling go directly to the body, indicating they had some method of finding her.
10:20 When you sinned The Lost World you gave a sin for the set up for the girl's gymnastics at the beginning of the film. You can't sin The Lost World for setting up the gymnastics and then sin JW for not setting up the car repairs. You've made a no-win situation.
12:10 Hoskins does not need Grady here, he only needs the raptor's training and instinct. It's also established that Barry is with Hoskins given his comment about the mission being a field test. So Hoskins has one of the trainers who knows how to do the scent drills, and the raptors training around scent drills acting as muscle memory. He technically does not need Owen.
12:46 The van containing Claire and the kids is still at the raptor paddock. They are not in the van following the raptors, that is the van with the InGen soldiers in it.
14:00 It should be noted that at no point during their switch to the I-Rex's side do the raptors knowingly attack or target Owen and Barry. When Blue attacks Barry, she immediately stops when he calls her name and looks at him. When Owen then revs his motorcycle she follows him. Given that she followed him on the bike just a couple of minutes earlier, it is not unreasonable to think she is just following him because of training and not out of a desire to kill. Then she mysteriously disappears when Owen rejoins Claire and the kids so that indicates she doesn't attack them.
14:09 Throughout the film, Lowery is the only person shown to control the Paddock doors from the control room. She calls him since he controls whether or not P9 can be opened. She also asks if he is still there so obviously she doesn't know whether or not he has left.
14:40 You may not have noticed it, but when the I-Rex got up after having been thrown against the barriers of the Mosa area, her tail is illuminated hanging over the side of the lagoon. Given it would be significantly lower than where the shark was hanging earlier, it is not unreasonable for the Mosa to have seen that.
Well thought out responses. I also thought the "Raptor ex-machina" sin was weak since Blue getting swiped into a wall doesn't necessarily confirm her death.
@@jarifwullah4284 To be fair, that one does make more sense. Raptors have hollow bones like birds so Blue should have suffered some broken bones in that situation.
"We have to keep the i-rex alive!"
"So boss we got tasers stun guns that all?"
"Shouldn't we use tranquilizers?"
"Lmao nope"
I am no expert but aren't tasers more effective than tranqullizers ?
@@arkhamtony3775 given the bald dude in JP 2 took out a T-Rex with two tranquilizer darts and like 20 dudes with tazers did fuck all to this dinosaur, no.
@@arkhamtony3775 you’re right about one thing you said
You need to do an audio outtake with the T-Rex meeting the Indominus and saying: "My name is Inago Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
lmfao i would have lost it if he did that.
dude, fucks yes!!!
I always saw it as
T-Rex: Ugh...you are an abomination!
Indominus: Hey, fuck you buddy.
The most infuriating thing about this movie is that you actually CAN outrun a T-rex in heels. Scientists recently found out that the t-rex was about as fast as a mediocre runner and couldn't run faster than around 11 km/h 😭And the danish woman who sprinted the 100 meter dash in heels ran at a speed of 12-13 km/h
2 years late, but;
You're about 5 km off.
T-Rex running speed is thought to have been anywhere from 16-40 kph.
If I'm not mistaken the raptor that kills Hoskins is Delta, she originally showed dislike and even anger towards him when he told that wolf story to Barry. Claire and the boys she has probably no opinion towards, and Owen she did at least have respect and trust for.
Apparently, according to CinemaSins, this sins video was released on March 1st 2015, three and a half months BEFORE Jurassic World was even released in theaters. Hmm.
Christian Maracle hello Christian. Remember me
Its a typo dude. They meant 2016.
GyroMurphy Well, even that would've been false. Because the original upload date was somewhere in November 2015.
Hey Christian what did u think of fallen kingdom?
3rd of January 2015. Who taught you how to read dates?
"remember the jeep? must go faster? jeff goldblum's torso?" oh honey we ALL remember jeff goldblum's torso. dude was injured eye candy for the rest of the movie after that.
"I imprint on them when they're born" ... Erm, no. They imprint on you. Unless Chris Pratt's character thinks the dinos are his mother!
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Funny thing is, that ‘American sniper baby’ dinosaur you talked about was one of the only practical models used
And it looks fantastic
Just asking for the obligatory Infinity War sins video.
I totally forgot that he still hasn't done that yet...
Same here. If u can do a sin video on dark night. A movie I watched for the first time 8 years after it was released and it still made more sense than alot of movies just been released in 2016/2017 when I watched it.
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Infinity War has no sins
Or maybe there is...
That's why I wanna watch it
You got your wish
Still waiting for high school musical 1, 2 & 3
There wouldn't be anything to sin!
Omg yaaaaas
That would be amazing.
14:15 I would understand this comment of Rexy not running very fast, but you do need to know that Rexes live for about 30 years, and in the events of Jurassic Park, Rexy was about 5. Jurassic World is over 20 years after Jurassic Park, which makes Rexy about 25 years of age, she wouldn't be able to run very fast, or at least not for long periods of time.
So no ones going to talk about how Tony Stark from Iron Man 3 would be EXCELLENT at cinemasins 😂
How he says B.D. WONG always gets me
SEAL wrong vid
I was gonna ask why this hadn't been done before but then I read the description
Well done for using your brain the required amount, would you like a cookie
Yo you're the desperate person that comments on just2good's videos every single day.
@@conormurphy4328 i want a cookie
@@conormurphy4328 can i have one i read the description too
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1:06 Also, tell that to all the people at your Jurassic World theme park. Clearly, no one has lost interest in Dinosaurs.
The fact a park with man-eating dinosaurs exists in this movie in the first place.
I think Comcast deserves 15 more sins.
"It didn't eat them. It's killing for sport." Wong must've given it a human gene. Tut.
Predator!!
Meh, I mean, we only know a few things for sure that went into it and people have theorized there's human dna.
Well in their universe living dinosaurs have already existed for decades because Jurassic park
Or a cat gene...my cat just likes killing mice for the fun of it. But yeah, human sounds more accurate.
Plenty of animals kill for sport lol. High prey drives dogs will massacre a flock of chickens if the dogs aren't given something to do.
OMG!!!! Literally right off the bat he is talking about Star Trek and I am in love!!! Literally I am a kid obsessed with Star Trek and honestly if your wanting to know a reaction for a quote "kid obsessed with Star Trek fares on an island full of dino predators" It would be FASCINATING!!!! And quit cool until human limbs started being thrown everywhere.
Hello, fellow Star Trek fan. Now I can't help but picture Spock as a kid, walking through Jurassic Park with Amanda and Sarek, trying not to look as excited as he is. XD "Mother. Those prehistoric Earth reptiles are fascinating."
The reason why the Mosasaurus could see the Indominus is because 1. Sound, or 2. Sight because it could see it's tail over the water. But that brings up another question that the Mosasaur could've been anywhere else in the lagoon
Infinity War!!!
Mr Stark. I don’t feel so good.
Me: *Cries every time*
*that smash Bros direct
Mr Stark. I don't feel so good.
Me: laughs every time because I know another spiderman movie is coming out.
Too many super heros died, and Thor didn't aim for the head. That's about it
do everything wrong with sharknado. that video will take hours
The were able to do The Last Airbender fairly quickly.
Exactly everything is wrong about those movies
I would absolutely love to see that!
How dare u, that movie is a masterpiece 😂😂
@APH 915
I imagine it would take a couple of _days_ actually, since I think they'd probably need to take a couple-hour break every few minutes or they'd punch the tv.
You could have removed a sin for the ending of the movie when the T-Rex roars out of victory for something that was so badass yet beautiful
Cliche' as hell. They wanted this movie to be as good as JP. It was not. Animals don't "roar in victory"
@@blobbertmcblob4888 Still definetly deserved the sin off
@@blobbertmcblob4888 can't be cliche if the series made it
This must be the funniest one you’ve done yet and I’ve watched a good 70 of your videos this week lol !
In the words of that science guy: They shouldn’t have existed in the first place.
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they could of completely written out those kids and the movie would of been the same..
When you say same i assume you mean better. In which case i agree with you :D
Aaron Jones you mean better
Show the kids go off into the jungle, in that sphere car; never show them again in this movie. Everything else happens the same but the brothers arent found. Then in the next film have one of the brothers still be alive and He's a dinosaur slayer against saving the dino's.
could HAVE. Would HAVE
It would have been different.
Jurassic Tennis is a nod to Jurassic Park. When they were having lunch, the projector showed Jurassic Tennis as an up and coming attraction.
Mercedes being in Jurassic World, a nod to the Lost World. The cars on Isla Sorna were Mercedes.
14:36. Where did the raptor come from? From where the Indominus knocked it unconscious. It didn't kill it.
Sin number 7 for Cinema Sins!!!
After the pterodactyl started terrorizing z and g, you see Owen and Claire kiss, and then it cuts back to z a g staring at them, so what happened to the pterodactyl?
*_DING_*
Quetzal when?
Also how are those pterosaurs lifting a fully-grown human into the air, despite that human weighing more than twice as much?
The one thing I hate the most in movies is when there's an office worker type person arguing with the person who clearly knows what to in particular situation
If a guy who seems to have a bond with raptors tells me to stop shouting while dinosaur are roaming around, I would stop instantly stop
"Also, Comcast" *ding ding ding ding ding*
13:55 he's not going to say anything about her running in high heels like trying to do that is like breaking your ankles every few moments
I like the idea of dinosaurs being military weapons,but what happens if the dinosaurs gets out of control and eat the army after eating the enemies
Or what if the enemy desiceds to use them as well imagine the charnage!
Or what if they just bomb them to shreds...
You didn’t sin her for shouting the kids names like that blonde lady in Jurassic park 3?
Yes he did. He called her for not even knowing about the dinosaurs after showing her screaming and Owen telling her to stop.
You and 78 people are dumb as a brick
@@thebystander1636 well bricks are actually pretty intelligent
@@Marvelfanatic3658 I have nothing creative or sarcastic to say so hi
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I love all the references to other movies in here😂
7:11
Love the Iron Man reference 😂😂
7:03 my two favorite sins. 😂😂🤣
4:10 Well, it IS sponsored by Verizon Wireless so they would install a CDMA tower that at least they and Sprint could use...Of course T-Mobile and AT&T would need a seperate GSM tower...
although verizon does use gsm for data now (LTE is GSM only)
I understand why a sin was put on for Blue going after Hoskin in the lab. But if you think about it Hoskin is the largest target in the room and he was the closest to the door.
Closest to the door, largest target, and besides that, Echo (Not Blue) like the rest of the pack, doesn't like Hoskins. They made it very clear the raptors dislike him, so if it came between a group of smaller prey with someone they liked that raised them vs Hoskins, yeah, they'll pick him.
It's Delta who doesn't like Hoskins the most, and thus the one who killed him
Plus the loudest person in the room.
I never understood the appeal for using raptors in war. Maybe for some very situational occasions, but other than that, I think drones, tanks, missiles, jets and bombs are prooooobably more useful.
You know what’s hilarious? The 1995 Tekken anime movie had the exact same subplot of dinosaurs being genetically engineered to life and were going to be sold as bioweapons. The raptors in that movies not only had sound effects from Jurassic Park but even had the Indominus’s chameleon camouflage. It ended up being even lamer than the JW movies because the Tekken raptors were taken down by a bunch of martial artists. Kazuya even rips one in half with his bare hands. So much for Dino-weapons.
"i just saw a bond, a real bond" CHRIS PRATT IS THE NEW BOND! *dead*
4:35 "Daniel-san.. Wax on! Wax off!"
Original Release date 3/1/15? Yet movie was released in June if 2015. Cinema sins is not without sins
Its a typo. 2016
I've been sitting on my couch watching cinemasins for 4 hours lol
Been there man
Few notes:
- Humans are VERY GOOD at NOT learning from their mistakes. Building a new dinosaur park with "oh, it will work out better than the last time, we are so much smarter than dumb fucks from 90s" is perfectly human thing to do.
- Raptors attacked Owen because they were already in hunting mode after snack literally fell from the sky.
- Cell phone coverage was noted to be shitty on the island.
- Actually, Claire DOES tell Owen that INGendominus ate her sibling.
- Indominus knew how to claw out the implant not because she remembered it, but because it kept shocking her. But movie apparently forgot.
- Indominus no longer camouflaged because it figured it was the baddest thing on the island.
- Owen listens to Hoskins' threat because he knows Hoskins is stupid enough to actually release raptors without him.
- Yes, raptors do fall in line with Indomunus because it is big and scary and speaks raptor.
-Im 7 years old and all this makes sense
Still a shit movie
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I like how InGen creates genetically mutated dinosaurs but then doesn’t have ANYONE on the parks that can actually fight them, or Dino killing weapons.
‘T-Rex and Raptor diplomacy’ Lmao 😂!
T Rex: So we cool huh? 😀😀
T Rex: So we cool huh? 😀😀
Sam Edwards Yes we are 😊
Yeah. We cool.
I know this is kinda old but I'm revisiting because I just got the Jurassic World Evolution game and got dino-hyped. Love the vid! Only note I thought to make: at 1:30 you see kids working over a miniature dig and joke about "does someone come back to recover it with dirt every few min?" We actually have that same style exhibit at my city's museum in the paleontology exhibit and it was one of my favorites as a child! The skeleton is a cast mold so no real bones are messed up and yes they do recover it with sand and let kids dig it up over and over again. It made me want to be a paleontologist as kid!
13:45 hoskins is bigger than the rest of them, so he would be a better meal, plus the raptor knows owen