Jurassic World (2015) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  6 років тому +3241

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  • @Definitely_Not_an_Alien
    @Definitely_Not_an_Alien 5 років тому +17468

    I like how all the other dinosaurs are hell bent on causing chaos but the Mosasaur just wants some peace and quiet.

    • @emival3335
      @emival3335 5 років тому +222

      Piece of Bread scrolled for this comment

    • @FURIOUSAGE
      @FURIOUSAGE 5 років тому +125

      Piece of Bread bruh fax

    • @GravitySvcks
      @GravitySvcks 5 років тому +308

      he just want some shmleep

    • @killermode5926
      @killermode5926 5 років тому +43

      IM THE 666'TH LIKER NOW IM DOOMED!

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash 5 років тому +219

      Mosasaur: "All I want is a peaceful life..."

  • @cameronscamerabusiness6675
    @cameronscamerabusiness6675 3 роки тому +4402

    I love how the mosasaur just doesn’t appear barely at all during this movie but when it does it’s just to stop some noise

    • @paradoxtatorstudios9681
      @paradoxtatorstudios9681 3 роки тому +198

      and food but mostly to shut everyone up

    • @darkshadowtext2654
      @darkshadowtext2654 3 роки тому +19

      Aizawa is the Mosa and bakugou is Indom

    • @NuhashTheHash
      @NuhashTheHash 3 роки тому +28

      Damn imagine the megalodon making noise and then mosasaurus snaps his neck

    • @Jamestopboy
      @Jamestopboy 3 роки тому +28

      The Mosasarus just desires to sleep and people keep being around to make noise. So it shuts up what makes noise.

    • @Purge_18
      @Purge_18 3 роки тому +10

      She is shy

  • @twotone3909
    @twotone3909 4 роки тому +6751

    "I wanna see this kid cry from terror not his parents failure to stay together"
    I have never laughed harder than this

    • @-dodup-5970
      @-dodup-5970 4 роки тому +14

      spagyes XD

    • @KillerAiden32
      @KillerAiden32 4 роки тому +38

      yeah like James wants to see this kid be scared for life

    • @dre3607
      @dre3607 4 роки тому +6

      Ong

    • @thatoneweebwiththeannoyedf8115
      @thatoneweebwiththeannoyedf8115 4 роки тому +48

      I’ve found a way to meme that scene. Zach says that if their parents divorce Grey gets two Christmas and birthdays. Grey then says that he doesn’t want two of everything. My immediate reaction to this is to say “Except parents right?”

    • @sanstheskeleton612
      @sanstheskeleton612 4 роки тому +8

      Clever girl........ or boy

  • @convenient_username
    @convenient_username 2 роки тому +1130

    2:20 I honestly like the usage of the Jurassic Park theme here. The shot shows how the park went from a failed and abandoned wreck fest that never saw the light of tourism, to a giant resort/amusement park with thousands of tourists and visitors from all over the 'world', going to the parks various dinosaur attractions, hotels, gift shops, restaurants, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
    It was the dream that Hammond never got to live up to

    • @4amlibra
      @4amlibra Рік тому +68

      I was looking for this comment, thank you. I understand other people feeling like this was a miss, since they’re comparing it to the music’s usage in the original (like James), but I also understood what they were going for. I mean, it was all over the marketing: “The Park is Open”.

    • @colinbaldwin313
      @colinbaldwin313 Рік тому +17

      I think that theme would have been more effective if there had at least been some dinosaurs in the shot.

    • @sylvinummela2799
      @sylvinummela2799 Рік тому +22

      to me it was a ”we’re back in business baby” moment instead of it being laziness

    • @gh0stly_retr048
      @gh0stly_retr048 Рік тому +2

      Sammeee I personally liked it so much...tbh overall I'm a big fan of this movie even though it has some faults

    • @alextucker534
      @alextucker534 Рік тому +6

      fr he's js hating on on everything

  • @ganymede8257
    @ganymede8257 4 роки тому +8418

    This movie was literally the mosasaurus being absolutely done with everything going on in the park

    • @burgersteig6536
      @burgersteig6536 4 роки тому +135

      Preach it man

    • @rodrigotabieros2104
      @rodrigotabieros2104 4 роки тому +32

      wait are you team chicken in tiktok?

    • @michaelburch3646
      @michaelburch3646 4 роки тому +17

      Yea she team chicken

    • @meygang.4748
      @meygang.4748 4 роки тому +92

      And the mososaurus saving everyone without noticing 🤣

    • @saraogden7704
      @saraogden7704 4 роки тому +99

      All I want to know is why the hell isn't there a mosasaur horror movie like the meg

  • @HarshveerPoonia
    @HarshveerPoonia 5 років тому +4864

    Fun fact about Irfan Khan. Before he was an actor he was extremely poor and couldnt afford to go watch Jurassic Park 1. 22 years later he played the owner of Jurassic World. What a man.
    RIP. 🙏 Gone too soon

  • @caleblumbard7167
    @caleblumbard7167 6 років тому +4286

    The fact that James looked up each Mercedes car, and the way he talks like ever car commercial announcer ever, I’m done 😂

    • @LvVStudios
      @LvVStudios 6 років тому +6

      Hahahaha

    • @WingedEternitys
      @WingedEternitys 5 років тому +6

      Caleb Lumbard ikr! I love it! Car nerds 😂👍

    • @milof8320
      @milof8320 5 років тому +4

      I was the 500th person to like

    • @nickswannack780
      @nickswannack780 5 років тому +3

      Milo Fitzgerald-Jones i was the 1,000th

    • @alias4795
      @alias4795 5 років тому +2

      Ikr lol

  • @compl3xdf646
    @compl3xdf646 Рік тому +774

    I like to believe that Blue and Rexy don't fight because they are both wounded and tired. Animals are known to walk away to survive rather than fight to the death.

    • @thatoneguy5343
      @thatoneguy5343 Рік тому +102

      I think another reason is Blue was backing away from Rexy, telling Rexy that she wasn’t a threat to her and didn’t want to square up. Rexy accepts Blue as not a threat in the moment and just left as it wasn’t necessary to kill Blue.

    • @colinbaldwin313
      @colinbaldwin313 Рік тому +4

      Not these animals.

    • @omegaproductions6660
      @omegaproductions6660 Рік тому +9

      Pretty sure it’s because Blue saved Rexy’s life.

    • @compl3xdf646
      @compl3xdf646 Рік тому +19

      @@omegaproductions6660 I don't think animals are that intelligent but in this movie's universe definitely that is the reason. In real life, I would like to believe they wouldn't fight

    • @kairon5249
      @kairon5249 11 місяців тому +11

      in real life rexy would try to kill blue (because it just won an exhausting fight and needed some sustinence, but its food got snatched by the mosasaurus) but blue would just run away because it is way faster

  • @SteampunkHorse
    @SteampunkHorse 3 роки тому +1709

    fun fact: the reason Zara's death was so over-the-top is cuz Katie McGrath wanted her to go out with a bang and pushed for all the stunts which she did herself. Makes me love her even more

    • @colinbaldwin313
      @colinbaldwin313 Рік тому +80

      Too bad she's such a minor character. It was a cool death, but what impact did it have?

    • @cyvader101
      @cyvader101 Рік тому +95

      @@colinbaldwin313by being the first female death in the franchise

    • @colinbaldwin313
      @colinbaldwin313 Рік тому +33

      @@cyvader101 If anything, that just gives a foul-tasting undertone. Like, let her grisly demise be a lesson to all women who aren't caring babysitters!

    • @cyvader101
      @cyvader101 Рік тому +31

      @@colinbaldwin313 I also heard from another comment that Katie McGrath (Zara’s actress) wanted to go all out on doing her own stunts so they gave her a very elaborate death scene

    • @colinbaldwin313
      @colinbaldwin313 Рік тому +29

      @@cyvader101 Yeah, that's cool. I'm glad she had fun in the role. And it was cool to watch. I just think it was an off-kilter choice for that minor character.

  • @soyburglar77
    @soyburglar77 3 роки тому +4780

    What has always killed me about the gyrosphere is how the glass stays so effortlessly spotless, despite being “driven” through all manner of dirt, grass, leaves and jungle mud.

    • @kibruazkaenk1510
      @kibruazkaenk1510 3 роки тому +119

      It's nano technology

    • @quackerrbarrel7077
      @quackerrbarrel7077 3 роки тому +259

      @@kibruazkaenk1510 ah yes, "nanotechnology"

    • @marymccann3500
      @marymccann3500 3 роки тому +393

      @@quackerrbarrel7077 Everything can be explained away with nanotech!
      Teleportation? Nanotech.
      World hunger? Nanotech.
      Poverty? You bet your ass it's nanotech.

    • @firedragn1188
      @firedragn1188 3 роки тому +83

      Dino poop? Nanotech

    • @alexlovelady8249
      @alexlovelady8249 3 роки тому +57

      War? Nanotech

  • @shalashaska69420
    @shalashaska69420 4 роки тому +644

    Rex and blue: *struggling to stop the I-Rex*
    Mosasaur: *fine then, I’ll do it*

    • @parrishharris3008
      @parrishharris3008 4 роки тому +6

      Lmao I'm dead

    • @blxntz
      @blxntz 3 роки тому +7

      Her name's Rexy the Queen Of Nublar

    • @peanuthead6889
      @peanuthead6889 3 роки тому +18

      “Fine I’ll do it myself”, **proceeds to grab infinity gauntlet**

    • @indominusrex1249
      @indominusrex1249 3 роки тому +1

      WAIT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING

    • @huimang94
      @huimang94 3 роки тому +2

      @@peanuthead6889 Lmaooo that was exactly what I thought of 😂😂😂

  • @bravepigster
    @bravepigster 2 роки тому +313

    They could’ve kept the I-Rex hidden from the audience for a terrifying reveal, they hid it pretty well during most of the cage scene so I think it would’ve been more horrific if we have no clue what it looks like.
    They could also show us the strike squad going in and finding the tracker, cutting back to the heart monitors and staying in the room so we imagine what’s going on as everyone gets killed.
    The reveal would then be the part where it looms above the boys, showing off what it actually looks like, THAT is how they should’ve played it out.

    • @colinbaldwin313
      @colinbaldwin313 Рік тому +24

      That does sound a bit more true to form for the Jurassic Park franchise, especially the original.

    • @twister107
      @twister107 8 місяців тому +11

      The Indominus was already intimidating enough as is. The fact that it was simply a hybrid does it justice. Not to mention that it’s not hunting for food or territory like other dinosaurs. It was killing for the hell of it!

    • @EmInc-xj4ts
      @EmInc-xj4ts 4 місяці тому +2

      It was actually just trying to find where it was on the food chain not “killing for sport” and humans kept it in a enclosure to small

    • @spaghettinoodles1200
      @spaghettinoodles1200 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@EmInc-xj4tsnot entirely true when it was younger it killed and ate its sibling for no known reason

    • @EmInc-xj4ts
      @EmInc-xj4ts 3 місяці тому

      @@spaghettinoodles1200 because the enclosure was to small

  • @genericname2747
    @genericname2747 3 роки тому +3246

    I want a Jurrasic park movie where a bunch of scientists try to create a cool looking dinosaur, but just end up creating a giant bird.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 роки тому +121

      @Kyell Verdonschot yes. A giant chicken that ends up eating someone

    • @ursaminor9780
      @ursaminor9780 3 роки тому +91

      @@genericname2747 This is sounding suspiciously similar to Jimmy Neutron

    • @randomtexanguy9563
      @randomtexanguy9563 3 роки тому +12

      yea thats called creating any type of pterosaur

    • @nerbdoi2740
      @nerbdoi2740 3 роки тому +25

      Arise mega-ultra chicken!

    • @thatonegirlyouprobablyhate
      @thatonegirlyouprobablyhate 3 роки тому +13

      @@randomtexanguy9563 Pterosaurs aren’t dinosaurs

  • @holycrusader3119
    @holycrusader3119 3 роки тому +1177

    mosasaurus is like that older brother that's usually in his room playing games, but charges out to wrestle once there's sound.

    • @4mplitude
      @4mplitude 3 роки тому +20

      hey that sounds like me

    • @admiralinvertebrate5649
      @admiralinvertebrate5649 2 роки тому +8

      That was me when I was younger, before I had to have brain surgery. That however, is a VERY long, totally off topic story. Not exactly what I should write about when people are shown getting stepped on, stabbed, suffocated, shot, eaten, poisoned, impaled, drowned, tortured, decapitated, dismembered, beaten, burned alive, run over, falling, and getting diseased in James’ kill counts.

    • @gradefprofessional
      @gradefprofessional 2 роки тому +1

      Basically me with my little brother

    • @Vin499
      @Vin499 2 роки тому

      there's 666 likes and idk if its a coincidence or not

  • @crustomaniac5366
    @crustomaniac5366 4 роки тому +1064

    Dinosaur: roars for 2 seconds
    Mosasaur: please just shut up I'm trying to rest

    • @Rallycarlego30
      @Rallycarlego30 4 роки тому +6

      So he Dinosaur dint shut up so Mosasaur killed him lol

    • @blxntz
      @blxntz 3 роки тому +8

      Rexy POV : well I'm never gonna roar again unless I have to against a carnotorus or Eli dumbs

  • @Octolicia
    @Octolicia 2 роки тому +123

    22:04 : I'm pretty sure Rexy understand that Blue never wanted to harm her. Rexy understands that if Blue wasn't here, she would die.

  • @hopxfhully
    @hopxfhully 4 роки тому +2704

    Two types of dinosaurs
    1. Yelling, causing chaos
    2. Peace, quiet

    • @hopxfhully
      @hopxfhully 3 роки тому +10

      @Miguel Messina true UuU

    • @blxntz
      @blxntz 3 роки тому +16

      Rexy is Quite but when you piss her of now your ears bleed

    • @blxntz
      @blxntz 3 роки тому +2

      269

    • @Mac1081
      @Mac1081 3 роки тому +13

      1: blue and the raptors
      2: the mosasaurus

    • @hopxfhully
      @hopxfhully 3 роки тому

      @Gaming And Movie Entertainment shhhhh dont expose meeee

  • @thomasfplm
    @thomasfplm 3 роки тому +3206

    About Zara's death being the most mean spirited of the franchise, I think Eddie's is at least on pair with that one.
    He was torn apart while doing all he could to save other people.

    • @BarryBlock81108
      @BarryBlock81108 3 роки тому +186

      Literally torn in half

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 3 роки тому +100

      @@BarryBlock81108 I still remember that VERY well, this many years later

    • @theonlybigmorg
      @theonlybigmorg 3 роки тому +14

      who's Eddie

    • @thomasfplm
      @thomasfplm 3 роки тому +111

      @@theonlybigmorg, the field equipment specialist in Lost World.

    • @anonymouslonely7765
      @anonymouslonely7765 3 роки тому +135

      ikr i dont think we even know much about zara other than her death being sort of pathetic where as Eddie could have gone to the camp or up high and live but decided to save his friends

  • @ethanlee9692
    @ethanlee9692 3 роки тому +1743

    Indominus Rex: *causes noise*
    Mosasaurus: *Your free trial of living has expired*

    • @maryray4960
      @maryray4960 3 роки тому +59

      Really? I thought it sounded more like *”SHUT THE F*** UP!”*

    • @ethanlee9692
      @ethanlee9692 3 роки тому +6

      @@maryray4960 Lmao yeh 🤣🤣

    • @ElHijoMayor24
      @ElHijoMayor24 3 роки тому +20

      I Rex: *causes noises*
      Mosasaurus trying to sleep: we don’t do that here

    • @nerdbashingtime1536
      @nerdbashingtime1536 3 роки тому +3

      When was living, free?

    • @ethanlee9692
      @ethanlee9692 3 роки тому +2

      @@ElHijoMayor24 Yeah, couldve put it that way

  • @evvildead
    @evvildead Рік тому +185

    See, I get why Claire didn’t take her high heels off in the woods, because when you’re walking through the jungle it’s probably better to have at least SOME protection on your feet. But why she didn’t take them off before the T-Rex scene will forever baffle me.

    • @BalajiRanganathan-ff6pg
      @BalajiRanganathan-ff6pg Рік тому +5

      I think the heels were broken, being shoes.

    • @Firestormlover
      @Firestormlover 6 місяців тому +15

      ​@@BalajiRanganathan-ff6pg The heels are not broken, the camera focused on her feet for a moment to show she is running in high heels. This was intentional, Howard wanted people to see that she could and did run from a MF T-Rex in high heels that support her, rather than fail on her. (looking at whoever scripted the part where her nephews completely ignore how amazing she is, for one.)

    • @Firestormlover
      @Firestormlover 6 місяців тому

      The heels are not broken, the camera focuses on her feet for a moment to show she is running in high heels. This was intentional, Howard wanted people to see that she could and did run from a MF T-Rex in high heels that support her, rather than fail on her. (looking at whoever scripted the part where her nephews completely ignore how amazing she is, for one.)

    • @RMills646
      @RMills646 4 місяці тому

      ​@@BalajiRanganathan-ff6pg that's not really how heels work

    • @RMills646
      @RMills646 4 місяці тому +4

      In fairness, there's a lot of broken glass and such on the floor, so I think heels are better than nothing

  • @nota444tm2
    @nota444tm2 5 років тому +930

    Fun fact. Zara's death was the most brutal cause the mososaur has a 2nd jaw in it's mouth that literally grinds it's victims to tiny bits.
    At least...that's what i heard.

    • @potatoking4227
      @potatoking4227 4 роки тому +78

      you can literally see the 2nd jaw when it eats zara.

    • @racheldelgado1598
      @racheldelgado1598 4 роки тому +45

      That part made me so sad when I first watched the movie

    • @deetee2011
      @deetee2011 4 роки тому +69

      Is it as brutal as Eddie carrs death. That poor fuck got ripped in two by a pair of t Rex's

    • @careyptog
      @careyptog 4 роки тому +4

      N O T A 444 TM it’s true

    • @nirosinouri8508
      @nirosinouri8508 4 роки тому +25

      Not to mention she got combo’ed into that kill. Juggled!

  • @mase5995
    @mase5995 3 роки тому +2409

    I felt so bad for Zara’s death because she was just trying to do her job of looking after the boys because Claire left them with her

    • @marlonclark1896
      @marlonclark1896 3 роки тому +259

      and most of all she was about to get married

    • @squineod710
      @squineod710 3 роки тому +61

      @@marlonclark1896 I noticed that too ☹️

    • @pancaketrex5673
      @pancaketrex5673 3 роки тому +6

      Well that's mother nature's work.

    • @shamefulfox5744
      @shamefulfox5744 3 роки тому +108

      i mean yeah it is a pretty harsh death for a good character but i kindsa like it,
      just because it is somewhat different, it's amost always bad people who die horribly, just like with Eddie in the lost world nature doesn't care who you are or if you're good or bad. both Eddie and Zara were good people and both died bad deaths, however that is nature, creatures don't care and just see you as nothing more than food
      but yeah a bit over the top not gonna lie.....

    • @mistawolf752
      @mistawolf752 3 роки тому +27

      Ye there was apparently going to be scenes that got cut from the movie which made her character really unlikable and that’s why her death is really brutal when it shouldn’t have been

  • @CrimsonRabbitStudios
    @CrimsonRabbitStudios 4 роки тому +748

    When Zara was eaten, along with the Pteranodon, by the mosasaurus, she didn’t just get swallowed whole. If you look closely, you can see another smaller row of teeth in the mosasaurus’ mouth, so when Zara was eaten, she got torn up into pieces by those teeth.

    • @bigmamaguppy8397
      @bigmamaguppy8397 4 роки тому +12

      Master Of Awesome! Oh yeah!

    • @ky_piece
      @ky_piece 4 роки тому +13

      Master Of Awesome! The impact may have killed her before??

    • @-dodup-5970
      @-dodup-5970 4 роки тому +5

      Kya Lazz no

    • @roberthouck8486
      @roberthouck8486 4 роки тому +70

      Yikes. Either way, Her death wasn't nearly as 'mean-spirited' as the bald guy who got torn apart by two t-rex's while saving his friends in the Lost World. At least that guy was likable.

    • @nolanc9432
      @nolanc9432 4 роки тому +1

      Oh shite

  • @official_mz0727
    @official_mz0727 2 роки тому +107

    ‘I wanna see this kid cry from terror not from his family’s failure to stay together.’got me dying🤣

  • @Andy-hq3eq
    @Andy-hq3eq 5 років тому +2054

    Praise for all the raptors that died (Charlie, Delta, and Echo)

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +3371

    Final Destination Series kill count?

  • @fkez0510
    @fkez0510 5 років тому +1530

    *Unofficial raptor and Indominous rex translation*
    Blue: "Oi bruv we're here to kill ya"
    Other raptor: "Yeah we've smelt ur tracker and now we're here"
    Indominous rex: "But what reason would u have for doing that"
    Blue: "Oh yeah thats a good point"
    Indominous rex: "I bet u didn't know i'm part raptor"
    Blue: "Aw no way mate"
    Other raptors: "Wow, didn't know that"
    Indominous rex: "So i'm not ur enemy the humans r"
    Blue: "Yeah lets kill the humans now for some reason"
    Owen: That thing's part raptor

    • @ion2347
      @ion2347 5 років тому +135

      god damn australian raptors
      can never trust em

    • @fkez0510
      @fkez0510 5 років тому +70

      i was going for drunk British raptor but sure whatever

    • @AthenisKS81
      @AthenisKS81 5 років тому +108

      Blue: "Hi, we have to kill you. You're bad."
      Indominus: "Okay, but Martha won't like that."
      Blue: "Why did you say that name?!"
      Indominus: "Martha is the woman that cleans my paddock."
      Blue: "Martha cleans our paddock too! We're totally besties now."

    • @coachsteel
      @coachsteel 5 років тому +11

      @@AthenisKS81 XD I'm fuckin dead

    • @mrmc101
      @mrmc101 5 років тому +5

      someone watched HISHE

  • @omegaproductions6660
    @omegaproductions6660 Рік тому +75

    8:59 The reason she didn’t tip over the crane to eat Owen is because like Owen said, the only thing she’s attached to is the crane that always gives her food.

    • @jokekopter2509
      @jokekopter2509 2 місяці тому +1

      Bro,you are on to something

    • @DapperGoth
      @DapperGoth 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@jokekopter2509 that is literally the explanation

  • @Robi2009
    @Robi2009 4 роки тому +598

    If I was the owner of JP, I would say: "Keep just the herbivores". Problem solved. People still could ride on cute triceratopses, pet gallimimus, hug apatosaurus etc. without having to fear of being eaten

    • @floridaturtleark4914
      @floridaturtleark4914 4 роки тому +34

      Therizino from ark: A S C E N D E D

    • @iguanaboi3921
      @iguanaboi3921 4 роки тому +57

      I'd keep a T-Rex, it's a big, easy to track predator, and it's also pretty well known

    • @philipsyoutube6111
      @philipsyoutube6111 4 роки тому +10

      Or, make Jurassic Safari! How about that?

    • @earlspencer7863
      @earlspencer7863 4 роки тому +12

      But then we wouldn't have a movie

    • @bluesira
      @bluesira 4 роки тому +56

      As mathematicians such as Dr Malcolm would say, there is no such thing as a "safe" environment when chaos is involved. Part of the joy and thrill of Jurassic Park is that it's not about the threat of dinosaurs eating people, it's about the risks and dangers of using science in an unprecedented way and the unanticipated consequences which follow. I would argue that even if you only cloned the "safe" dinosaurs, there are still many risks which could arise and many dangers which could result.
      If the whole point of the franchise is to explore the hubris of mankind's use of genetic engineering, then the solution cannot be to simply say, "But I know how to do it the RIGHT way!"
      You would end up as a JP villain getting killed by stampeding herbivores. No offense.

  • @PatrickBoyda
    @PatrickBoyda 6 років тому +491

    Escalation. of Thumbnail monsters:
    JP: The Big One
    LW: T-Rex
    JP3: Spinosaurus
    JW: CHRIS PRATT OH GOD

  • @lucasdg6904
    @lucasdg6904 3 роки тому +377

    I love how James isn’t even trying to hide his childlike love for dinosaurs

  • @bearok89
    @bearok89 2 роки тому +56

    The skeleton that Rexy destroys at 21:05 is actually a Spinosaur skeleton which could be a nod to how poorly recieved JP3 was.

    • @SorenDaein
      @SorenDaein 6 місяців тому +5

      Part of that was most likely attributed to the fact the Spinosaurus snapped a T-Rex's neck. Something the filmmakers admitted to feeling guilty about in the AMC Story Notes version of JP3.

  • @natashaburns4965
    @natashaburns4965 4 роки тому +1393

    The divorce subplot existed solely to make my brother and I cry when my parents took us to see it... right after they told us they were getting a divorce

    • @itsamechrispratt380
      @itsamechrispratt380 4 роки тому +133

      Shit dude I'm so sorry for your and your brother. I hope it all turned out fine.

    • @natashaburns4965
      @natashaburns4965 4 роки тому +108

      @@itsamechrispratt380 oh yeah! We're better now, it's just so funny to me in hindsight

    • @itsamechrispratt380
      @itsamechrispratt380 4 роки тому +52

      @@natashaburns4965 that's great to hear my dude!

    • @samin1113
      @samin1113 4 роки тому +8

      Hope your happy with your choice

    • @natashaburns4965
      @natashaburns4965 4 роки тому +4

      @Anime_ Fan no worries lol

  • @scatteredheros8557
    @scatteredheros8557 5 років тому +640

    I'm still excited about these f**king plastic toys Dude!!!😂

    • @TheFlock83
      @TheFlock83 5 років тому +8

      Scattered Hero's literally read that while he said it

    • @ihungerlikethewolves9676
      @ihungerlikethewolves9676 5 років тому +2

      XD

    • @T0mbstoner
      @T0mbstoner 5 років тому +2

      My most fav part. XD ahhaahahaahhahahahahaahahhhaahahhahaahahhaahhahahahahhaahhaahahhahahhahahaha hahahah

    • @not_solstaartz_0ne225
      @not_solstaartz_0ne225 5 років тому +1

      He’s a little kid at heart let’s be honest

  • @daltonSmile
    @daltonSmile 3 роки тому +651

    15:03 holy fuck i’m so glad i’m not the only person that noticed the dude running with the drinks. me and my mom saw that in theaters and we laughed about it for like 10 minutes

    • @TeniBear10
      @TeniBear10 3 роки тому +17

      Go look up the cosplays people have done of that character, they’re so funny and creative 😂

    • @DaHuntsman1
      @DaHuntsman1 3 роки тому +55

      considering how expensive those magarita's must have been, hell yeah he'd take them with him

    • @DMTurbo
      @DMTurbo 2 роки тому +57

      That's jimmy buffet, the owner of margaritaville, the restaurant he was running from

    • @VampireSexGoddess
      @VampireSexGoddess Рік тому

      Yeah I saw that too. Margaritas are your priority, dude?

    • @ryanjanis9184
      @ryanjanis9184 Рік тому +2

      @@DMTurbo Plus Jimmy Buffet of…being Jimmy effin (not his real middle name) Buffet. RIP.

  • @matthewrocks23
    @matthewrocks23 2 роки тому +29

    21:30 Literally when the T-Rex and indo was fighting I was losing hope the king would die till blue showed up and joined the fight like I thought it was a cutest and coolest thing ever to see them team up on him and then the mosasaurus came in the clutch with just shutting him up

  • @jcdenton7060
    @jcdenton7060 5 років тому +282

    I love how for every video you change your decorations in every video to fit the movie

    • @NeoArashi
      @NeoArashi 5 років тому +3

      jc Denton Except the Jason Vorhees and Ghostface masks

    • @supersaiyanbro
      @supersaiyanbro 5 років тому +2

      Noticed that too

  • @sheriffwombat
    @sheriffwombat 4 роки тому +1560

    I-Rex: I know the WiFi password
    Raptor squad: New alpha detected.

  • @MilkyMocha_
    @MilkyMocha_ 3 роки тому +3524

    It's crazy how 6 kids lasted longer than fully grown adults.

  • @jayster3.0
    @jayster3.0 8 місяців тому +42

    I remember watching this movie with my brother, and every time we heard the characters’ bones crunching when they were being eaten, my brother would always say “It sounds like you when you eat chips” and we both would laugh about it together. Good times.

  • @mkcstealth7624
    @mkcstealth7624 3 роки тому +369

    That petting zoo is legit the best thing to come out of the franchise I wanna give a galamimus a hug 😭

    • @EmInc-xj4ts
      @EmInc-xj4ts 4 місяці тому

      Me too buddy me to…

    • @josheisenmann2390
      @josheisenmann2390 4 місяці тому

      Nah that baby sauropod is just too cute

    • @SylvisNuvara
      @SylvisNuvara Місяць тому

      after the baby raptor scene in the first jurassic park book, where the lil' girl goes chasing after a dishrag to knead like a cat after being scared, i need me a little fuzzy utahraptor to show some cat toys to

  • @WeebooMeeboo
    @WeebooMeeboo 5 років тому +843

    21:45
    Mosasaurus: HOW MANY F***ING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ALL TO SHUT UP WHILE IM TRYING TO ENJOY MY BEAUTY SLEEP!!!!

    • @laflaca6666
      @laflaca6666 5 років тому +9

      It's 12:12 am and I am trying not to laugh

    • @vasty1381
      @vasty1381 5 років тому +11

      When you censor the curse because you want to respect your morals and care about your inner mind about cussing

    • @kalainreinard8421
      @kalainreinard8421 5 років тому +5

      Indominus Rex: What beauty?

    • @hi_wayyy
      @hi_wayyy 5 років тому +3

      me when someone wakes me up when i'm really tired

    • @norrinzsays
      @norrinzsays 5 років тому +3

      The way Blue and Rexy just shut up when the mosasaurus shows up is just great

  • @SwishyBros
    @SwishyBros 5 років тому +354

    1st Kill: Ellis
    2nd Kill: Nick
    Who’s next, someone named Coach?

    • @Jimmy-jr4bj
      @Jimmy-jr4bj 5 років тому +10

      Swishy Bros no no no Rochelles next coach is to big a pimp

    • @tstorm64m66
      @tstorm64m66 5 років тому +3

      No way that's no coincidence

    • @killanoidd
      @killanoidd 5 років тому +2

      Swishy Bros left for dead

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 5 років тому

      Swishy Bros I don’t get it

    • @SwishyBros
      @SwishyBros 5 років тому

      Matthew West it’s a reference to the video game “Left 4 Dead 2”. Not the kills or the movie in particular but my comment.

  • @CartoonDinosaur.
    @CartoonDinosaur. 9 місяців тому +15

    James taking the piss about Grady being a badass is 90% of the reason I rewatch this video over and over 🤣🤣

  • @-PanPan-
    @-PanPan- 4 роки тому +2415

    When the dinosaurs have more personality than the actual characters.

  • @ctshaffer1999
    @ctshaffer1999 3 роки тому +550

    Fun Fact: Mosasaurs are actually a type of monitor lizard related to Komodo dragons. They likely had forked tongues in real life, just like living monitor lizards and snakes. Pterosaurs aren’t dinosaurs either, but they do share a common ancestor.

    • @Lettucem3n
      @Lettucem3n 3 роки тому +1

      Dear god.

    • @Judgement_Kazzy
      @Judgement_Kazzy 3 роки тому +7

      Indominus: "I fear no dinosaur, but that... thing... It scares me"

    • @zerojake4387
      @zerojake4387 3 роки тому

      Ok

    • @its1899
      @its1899 3 роки тому +4

      theyre not monitor lizards, they're related to them.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 роки тому +7

      Mosasaurs are actually True Lizards, in the same family as Monitor Lizards and Komodo dragons, but not actually a monitor Lizard.
      Also saying something shares a common ancestor is really basic, all life on earth shares a common ancestor.

  • @BearerOfAsh
    @BearerOfAsh 6 років тому +4388

    "This movie ain't about to kill Chris Pratt"
    Infinity War did, though.

    • @meldrickedwards1785
      @meldrickedwards1785 6 років тому +79

      Guy Pink thor should have cut the arm off

    • @oscardepaz6805
      @oscardepaz6805 6 років тому +43

      @@meldrickedwards1785 you saw the hishe too.

    • @standotexe
      @standotexe 6 років тому +64

      Thor shouldn't have been monologuing

    • @patchyblonde
      @patchyblonde 6 років тому +21

      Guy Pink spoiler!

    • @TheDancelover4ever
      @TheDancelover4ever 6 років тому +43

      This movie has been so spoiled since it came out theres no reason for me to fucking see it at this point. Maybe it was great, I don't care to know since y'all ruined the god damn twist.

  • @WixMoran
    @WixMoran 2 роки тому +33

    I always found Zaara's kill mean spirited too. Usually that kind of carnage is set-up by something that makes you want the character to die badly. Even worse is when you realize, she likely didn't die right away but was slowly dissolved in the Mosaur's digestive track as she was swallowed whole.

    • @nicholasmallard2926
      @nicholasmallard2926 2 роки тому +4

      That's lame if the only characters that bite the dust are those who deserve it! I wish more risks would have been taken like Claire sacrificing herself or another main character getting knocked off as shock value just to show these Carnivores don't give a F**k! Fallen Kingdom and Dominion suffer because of no risks to the main cast! The Alien franchise succeeded in taking risks to increase the threat of the Xenomorph which is something JW2 and 3 failed at!

    • @MichaelFreiberg-qy8bt
      @MichaelFreiberg-qy8bt Рік тому +1

      moasaur had 2 sets of teeth for shredding, so she wouldve been shredded to death instead of digested

    • @LiterallySpikeSpiegel
      @LiterallySpikeSpiegel 10 місяців тому +4

      This isn’t the first time a character that didn’t deserve to die died. Eddie was killed trying to save everyone and the poor guy got manhandled by two Tyrannosaurs before getting TORN IN HALF by them. Dinosaurs don’t really care if you’re a good person or not.

  • @ollobot123
    @ollobot123 4 роки тому +606

    James: The mosasuarus is not a dinosaur
    Kids: Impossible

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 роки тому +6

      NANI ?!

    • @RLSTUD1OS
      @RLSTUD1OS 4 роки тому +2

      LOL

    • @CarlosReyes-cr1ke
      @CarlosReyes-cr1ke 4 роки тому +4

      Maybe the archives are not complete

    • @tombeerens421
      @tombeerens421 4 роки тому +8

      @Ender Gaming That doesn't mean anything. Dinosaurs (land reptiles) are of the clade Dinosauria. Flying reptiles like the Pteranodon are of the clade pterosauria. Last but not least, I don't think there is a clear clade for the sea reptiles. The Mosasaurus belongs to the clade Pythonomorpha, while the Plesiosaur belongs to the Pistosauria. So you can't say every species with 'saur(us)' is a Dinosaur.

    • @ManlyGaga
      @ManlyGaga 4 роки тому +4

      Ender Gaming bruh your actually stupid saur means lizard, you are actually dumb

  • @jaehyun4618
    @jaehyun4618 5 років тому +749

    Legend has it:
    To this day..
    The mosasaurus never got the peace and quiet.

    • @josephryan7372
      @josephryan7372 5 років тому

      Not being a grammar Nazi, I just see it incorrect everywhere, the thing is a "Mosasaur" there is no "us" on the end, like with Tyrannosaurus.

    • @tf2showcasesandmore494
      @tf2showcasesandmore494 5 років тому

      “Monosaurus”
      What?

    • @josephryan7372
      @josephryan7372 5 років тому +2

      @@tf2showcasesandmore494 No one has said "Monosaurus", who are you quoting?

    • @tf2showcasesandmore494
      @tf2showcasesandmore494 5 років тому +1

      Joseph Ryan ok me grammar nazi sorry the country of autocorrect is filled with improper spellings...

    • @christianwilliams4123
      @christianwilliams4123 5 років тому +2

      @@josephryan7372 literally says it in the original post .....

  • @killanoidd
    @killanoidd 4 роки тому +737

    Irrfan Khan just passed away, RIP dude :(

  • @gorrow1990
    @gorrow1990 Рік тому +42

    Claire really should have faced criminal charges for incredibly gross negligence and manslaughter not shutting down the park much sooner than they should have and getting so many guests killed.

  • @fyamada9332
    @fyamada9332 4 роки тому +474

    Mosasauras: gets ticked off
    Indominous Rex: "why do I hear boss music?"

    • @dreademperor2094
      @dreademperor2094 4 роки тому +24

      Mosasaurs: *jumps out of the water* I JUST WANT SOME PEACE!!!!! *bits the Indominous Rex neck and drags her into the water*

    • @fearbuttera9477
      @fearbuttera9477 4 роки тому +4

      Nah he just wanted them to be quiet so it could sleep, that why it scared rexy and blue

    • @johnmonke8066
      @johnmonke8066 4 роки тому +1

      *mosasaurus
      *Indominus

    • @calypsia
      @calypsia 4 роки тому +1

      @@fearbuttera9477 its a female its confirmed in feeding time

    • @KingKori_2x
      @KingKori_2x 3 роки тому

      @EMMA LOTT explain 🤔

  • @nolanc9432
    @nolanc9432 5 років тому +402

    The Mosausaur, everything about it, terrified me of going into pools that I can’t touch the bottom.

    • @princessazulaofthefirenati5870
      @princessazulaofthefirenati5870 5 років тому +11

      Oooooofffff i live in Hawaii when i first saw the movie i was scared to go the beach😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shrek_yt1162
      @shrek_yt1162 4 роки тому

      Pee pee

    • @kujikawathemeekmage3640
      @kujikawathemeekmage3640 4 роки тому +2

      Where Is Waldo - you really need to not ruin the fun

    • @jebalitabb8228
      @jebalitabb8228 4 роки тому +6

      Where Is Waldo I still look over my shoulder after rewatching IT follows, I don’t expect a demon to actually be there tho. Your logic is dumb you don’t seem to understand how horror works

    • @jebalitabb8228
      @jebalitabb8228 4 роки тому +7

      Where Is Waldo I’m not sure if you’re playing a character and only pretending to be disabled, so good job it’s very convincing

  • @epicface2329
    @epicface2329 4 роки тому +219

    9/10
    Not enough peace and quiet for the mosasaur.

    • @DrugFishYT
      @DrugFishYT 4 роки тому +3

      Ha. Nice. He needs dat rest do

    • @charlescarson7033
      @charlescarson7033 4 роки тому +3

      Mosasaurus just wants to live A peaceful life

    • @Nephelis
      @Nephelis 4 роки тому +2

      It just wants to live a peaceful life in this crazy, noisy and bizarre island

    • @thelocalfriendlybarcode4791
      @thelocalfriendlybarcode4791 4 роки тому +1

      1/10 comment , not original

    • @1mol831
      @1mol831 4 роки тому

      Mossy has the biggest jaws

  • @lostaudio
    @lostaudio 2 роки тому +16

    That ACU scene is so good... the music, the acting... goosebumps every time...

  • @Cryptking_3
    @Cryptking_3 3 роки тому +672

    "Dull machete for lamest kill"
    UA-cam subtitles: "Almost ready for lame-ass kill"

    • @ColinCartoons
      @ColinCartoons 3 роки тому +4

      yes

    • @rageoholicsm4353
      @rageoholicsm4353 3 роки тому +12

      Fun fact the UA-camr (if they choose to) can make custom subtitles

    • @coolguyishere8851
      @coolguyishere8851 3 роки тому +2

      @@rageoholicsm4353 but the ones that said that line are auto generated by UA-cam so it wasn’t James who said that horrible translation

    • @ollieno971
      @ollieno971 3 роки тому

      @@rageoholicsm4353 everyone knows that

    • @GamersGains
      @GamersGains 3 роки тому

      @@ollieno971 i didn't

  • @faye61
    @faye61 4 роки тому +760

    "Who's the alpha"
    "you're lookin' at 'em kid"
    and
    "can we stay with you?-no no, him"
    are my favorite interactions in this movie, just two kids who wanna have fun with chris

    • @manicrashed
      @manicrashed 3 роки тому +20

      i honestly cringed at the dialogue between the kids and chris, lmao the movie sucked with its dialogue

    • @faye61
      @faye61 3 роки тому +24

      @@manicrashed that's fine but.....it's not a big deal

    • @caneloex5897
      @caneloex5897 3 роки тому +3

      @@manicrashed stfu

    • @mr_blue7161
      @mr_blue7161 3 роки тому +6

      Well I mean it is Chris pratt

    • @luvvsushi6581
      @luvvsushi6581 2 роки тому +5

      @@faye61 exactly. Don’t know why people get so pressed. Just enjoy it start to end

  • @francescogulisano2917
    @francescogulisano2917 4 роки тому +460

    Me: oh, Zara seems nice, I hope nothing bad happens to her
    James: here comes the most brutal and drawn out death of the movie
    Me: ...

    • @gregisstepbro
      @gregisstepbro 4 роки тому +23

      Same I was rooting for her but when she died they didn't even care and I was so mad!

    • @cloudshines812
      @cloudshines812 4 роки тому +14

      That’s proof that in Jurassic Park, it doesn’t matter if your nice or standard. The dinos still kill because they’re animals. And sometimes, even to the nicest of us, death can lead to brutal ways to go

    • @beckettmaffei
      @beckettmaffei 4 роки тому +7

      @@gregisstepbro I'm so confused when people say they liked her. She might not have deserved what she got, but she was a jerk. She was careless, and she let the kids run off. She was rude overall, and I predicted her death.

    • @jonathanhill4504
      @jonathanhill4504 4 роки тому +3

      simp

    • @davidfuchs845
      @davidfuchs845 4 роки тому +5

      Considering The Lost World ripped Eddie Carr in half for the sin of trying to selflessly save the dumbass main characters, I can't really say that Zara's death is all that atypical. Some characters get a comeuppance death, but by and large people just...die in the series.

  • @Kappley5001
    @Kappley5001 2 роки тому +73

    It’s nice to hear that even the guy who counts gruesome deaths in horror films also took issue with how unnecessary the caretakers death was. Just bummed me out for literally no reason when I saw it.

  • @sprite_cranberry_noob4310
    @sprite_cranberry_noob4310 5 років тому +135

    The death that made me cry:
    Charlie.
    And Delta.

    • @yntristn
      @yntristn 4 роки тому +1

      DevilYT You know Im pretty sure Charlie got blown up by a Rocket launcher James Even Said that

    • @yntristn
      @yntristn 4 роки тому

      And delta got Burned by up by the fire And James also said something

    • @virces6563
      @virces6563 4 роки тому

      I love seeing the carnivore dinosaurs die.

    • @ky_piece
      @ky_piece 4 роки тому

      sprite_cranberry_noob TRUE

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 4 роки тому +1

      Capricae Vegan detected.

  • @Dr_Universe2007
    @Dr_Universe2007 4 роки тому +340

    The person who played the guy who died in front of Zach and gray actually played one of the ingen hunter from the lost world who survived

    • @JurassicProductions
      @JurassicProductions 4 роки тому +7

      Aidan Beirne Wait what? Which hunter? Cause besides Roland, Ajay, Ludlow, Bakker, Stark and Carter, I don’t remember anyone who even looks like the guy here.

    • @EnclaveSergeantArchDornan
      @EnclaveSergeantArchDornan 4 роки тому +7

      the hunter becomes the hunted

    • @mcmanus77
      @mcmanus77 4 роки тому +2

      @@JurassicProductions wait who is called ajay because that's my real life name

    • @mcmanus77
      @mcmanus77 4 роки тому +1

      The guy who opend the truck?

    • @domnick_1
      @domnick_1 4 роки тому +1

      @@mcmanus77 Ajay is from the lost world:jurassic park which was killed by a raptor off-screen

  • @jonathanweaver5310
    @jonathanweaver5310 3 роки тому +126

    Worst bit with Zara's death, is you can see her trying to crawl out right before the Mososaurus' jaws snap closed

  • @SorenDaein
    @SorenDaein 2 роки тому +24

    I think the reason Owen Grady doused himself with gasoline was to hide from both of the Indominus Rex's methods of tracking. The smell would be too much for the creature to sniff him out and the gasoline would also hide his heat pattern.

  • @timstar6701
    @timstar6701 5 років тому +264

    16:44
    Fat bad dude: with or without you
    Me: with or without the only guy who can control the raptors

    • @noneofyourbusiness4294
      @noneofyourbusiness4294 5 років тому +10

      And even Owen didn't have full control over them. He raised them, they still don't fully listen to him. What was the plan of the fat dude? Without Owen they'd have turned on the humans immediately. That's pretty much the entire point of the scene, where that one dude fell into the raptors paddock

    • @RavynMad121
      @RavynMad121 5 років тому +6

      That was kind of the point of the character: only sees what he wants to see. He was totally dumb enough to try running that mission without Owen, probably thought himself badass enough to control them himself.

  • @benkenobisgirl
    @benkenobisgirl 3 роки тому +245

    I love how you say dinosaur - “dinah-saw”

    • @wifeofwon6156
      @wifeofwon6156 3 роки тому +10

      U mean “dinah-sow”

    • @benkenobisgirl
      @benkenobisgirl 3 роки тому

      @Nigel Lush Oh, thanks! Didn’t make the connection!

    • @rageoholicsm4353
      @rageoholicsm4353 3 роки тому +8

      @Nigel Lush if you don’t mind me correcting you it was Mr. DNA

    • @tgsmokio
      @tgsmokio 3 роки тому +1

      dinah-sohws

  • @superxmario128
    @superxmario128 6 років тому +616

    I always thought that Zara's death was meant to be a joke over how females have never died in any of the JP movies which is why they gave her such a brutal death scene.

    • @cashlintner8492
      @cashlintner8492 6 років тому +4

      superxmario128 I thought that too

    • @deepbhlue7973
      @deepbhlue7973 6 років тому +8

      Malaska :D did you even see the part where it said her death and her name

    • @irishguy051
      @irishguy051 6 років тому +37

      I also feel like the number should be two female deaths, because one of those ACU soldiers from the "IT CAN CAMOFLAUGE" scene is clearly female. Shes one of the closest ones to the Indominus, so it would make sense that she got caught in the rampage.

    • @juno_4492
      @juno_4492 6 років тому +4

      irishguy051 Plus all the dinosaurs death, they’re females

    • @cobusleroux2169
      @cobusleroux2169 6 років тому +39

      It felt so forced and, as he said, mean-spirited. the entire point of the kill was to remind us that the Mosasaur was still there but it could have been any other person and served the same function. Zara was actually a character I felt a bit of sympathy for then they just murdered her, it was even a kill, it was outright murder. She was singled out entirely for some reason and just killed. Out of the entire movie where dinosaurs kill people, this scene is the one thing that i remember because it bothered me so much.

  • @VanillaMidgetSSBM
    @VanillaMidgetSSBM Рік тому +17

    Jurassic world characters:
    Mosasaurs: "That's it, I'm getting me mallet!"

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 6 років тому +161

    Poor Mosasaurus just wanted to sleep peacefully.

  • @bugsyn
    @bugsyn 6 років тому +784

    “This movie ain’t about to kill Chris Pratt”
    Thanos: *snap*

  • @thatautisticbrony7847
    @thatautisticbrony7847 4 роки тому +183

    The Mosasaur hopping a little out and dragging its prey under water’s actually pretty realistic. Fun fact, the alligator is a relative of the Mosasaur’s and locks it’s jaws onto its victims dragging them around under water until they stop struggling, though it doesn’t have the second row of teeth the Mosasaur had.

    • @izayaorihara5516
      @izayaorihara5516 4 роки тому +4

      Mosasaurs are more closely related to monitor lizards than crocodiles though.

    • @giancarlojosueolmedoromana573
      @giancarlojosueolmedoromana573 4 роки тому

      Alligators, crocodiles and caimans are more closely related to birds than they are to mosasaurs.

    • @joshtatko4806
      @joshtatko4806 4 роки тому

      Mosasaurs evolved directly from lizards. Also, crocodilians are more closely related to dinosaurs than squamates (lizards and snakes)

    • @fatpigeon7422
      @fatpigeon7422 4 роки тому

      Fun fact: marine reptiles aren’t dinosaurs.

    • @OsnoloVrach
      @OsnoloVrach 4 роки тому

      @@fatpigeon7422 Also a fun fact : They ARE really close to their dinosaur ancestors

  • @bigchungus6853
    @bigchungus6853 2 роки тому +20

    I feel so bad for Charlie, she died so young and easily had the coolest color palette of all the raptors

  • @libertyrose7739
    @libertyrose7739 3 роки тому +89

    I love how James is just so all struct about the petting dinosaurs It is incredibly cute and yes the chirp from the dinosaur is very cute it completely deserves the reward

  • @oweno4478
    @oweno4478 6 років тому +492

    “I want to see this little kid cry from terror”
    Interesting wording if taken out of context

  • @therealestohioan
    @therealestohioan 3 роки тому +193

    Indo Rex: roars for 2 seconds
    Mosasaur:
    Roses are red,
    a king wears a crown,
    you wouldn't shut up,
    so prepare to drown.

    • @ttxlovely8629
      @ttxlovely8629 3 роки тому +29

      mosasaur: violets are blue
      grass is green
      would you be quiet
      you fucking noise machine?

    • @Alfie_chat
      @Alfie_chat 3 роки тому +3

      @@ttxlovely8629 lol

    • @zuno6946
      @zuno6946 3 роки тому +4

      @KARAH BOWDEN you ruined the masterpieces of those rhymes

  • @Remarkable_Real3345
    @Remarkable_Real3345 Рік тому +9

    Jake Johnson is one of my fav actors of all time. He manages to make light to all the movies and shows he is in

  • @sancheezzzy2712
    @sancheezzzy2712 4 роки тому +251

    15:05 I remember I died laughing in theater when I saw that guy grab his drinks lmao

    • @slasher3705
      @slasher3705 4 роки тому +9

      He was ready to die with the margaritas. also poor zara

    • @Chloe-ln7jd
      @Chloe-ln7jd 3 роки тому +7

      Margarita man the true hero of this film.

    • @irishfireclaw
      @irishfireclaw 3 роки тому +2

      Well that guy is Jimmy Buffet

    • @mushrooms5601
      @mushrooms5601 3 роки тому +4

      OH GOD A BUNCH OF PTEROSAURS oop I need my margaritas

    • @irishfireclaw
      @irishfireclaw 3 роки тому +1

      @@mushrooms5601 wait.......how in the world are you still alive after all this time?

  • @anxietina_
    @anxietina_ 3 роки тому +440

    Imma start a petition for James to sing more in Kill Counts

  • @itsehck
    @itsehck 6 років тому +144

    Mosasaurus just trying to get that Sunday snooze

  • @guyfurry9970
    @guyfurry9970 2 роки тому +24

    Fun fact: Zara was apparently going to be much more obnoxious and rude, which would’ve made her more deserving of that excessive death scene, but they cut a lot of the extra footage.

  • @travisherndon94
    @travisherndon94 6 років тому +149

    Fun fact the little kid that was hugging the baby Apatosaurus in the petting zoo scene is actually Bryce Dallas Howard's son.

    • @WookieeRandy
      @WookieeRandy 6 років тому +3

      Wow, I didn't know that. Thanks 👍🏼👏🏼✌🏼

  • @JesusHasRisen1
    @JesusHasRisen1 5 років тому +359

    10:10 "IT CAN CAMOUFLAGE!!!!!"
    -Hamada 2015

  • @mooshmoosh_
    @mooshmoosh_ 3 роки тому +369

    i was 7 when this movie came out and i remember wanting to see it really bad, so bad that my parents told me they'd take me to see it if i pulled my tooth out (it been hanging there for about two weeks because i was to afraid to pull it out). i still have a photo of me smiling with a bloody mouth. one of the best nights of my life :)

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 3 роки тому +2

      :)) that's sweet

    • @braxtonpass5052
      @braxtonpass5052 3 роки тому +15

      Ahhhhh back when things were so simple 😌

    • @babyfaec
      @babyfaec 3 роки тому +20

      you were born in 2008? omg get off youtube

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 3 роки тому +1

      @@babyfaec ?

    • @The_One-And_Only_Weirdo
      @The_One-And_Only_Weirdo 3 роки тому +8

      @@babyfaec You know that they are already 13 and are gonna be 14 this year, right?

  • @owenbyrne9850
    @owenbyrne9850 7 місяців тому +5

    Delta being the raptor that kills Hoskins actually has some depth. earlier, when he is talking about the wolf puppy, he asks to pet Delta(when she is in that restraining device), does it, and Delta growls loudly. she clearly didn't like Hoskins. I love how you portray the Mosasaurus as just wanting quiet, like a stereotypical librarian.

  • @dasilvasurfer3160
    @dasilvasurfer3160 4 роки тому +254

    14:21 damn this actor actually died in real life...
    RIP :(

    • @arguedcorgi8628
      @arguedcorgi8628 4 роки тому +2

      How?

    • @milanlubbers9160
      @milanlubbers9160 4 роки тому +2

      Nathaniel Torres helicopter crash

    • @bxzarie_
      @bxzarie_ 4 роки тому +18

      Nathaniel Torres In real life, I believe he suffered a kidney infection.

    • @Angie2343
      @Angie2343 4 роки тому +2

      @@bxzarie_ He was receiving treatment but died one day later.

    • @lampgood4850
      @lampgood4850 4 роки тому +2

      RIP Irfan :((

  • @thewrenley
    @thewrenley 6 років тому +201

    I can relate to the Mosasauras. Doing anything for peace and quiet

    • @Shadowjedi-kf7pe
      @Shadowjedi-kf7pe 6 років тому +12

      Jessapphire Again this is the mosasaurus. I AIN’T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y’ALL! Y’ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!

    • @Hollarite
      @Hollarite 6 років тому +1

      Same.

    • @VGCARO-qw3tx
      @VGCARO-qw3tx 6 років тому

      I would delete my brothers fortnite account to get him to shut up

    • @forbiddenflame35
      @forbiddenflame35 6 років тому

      @@VGCARO-qw3tx that would make it worse

    • @windexcleaner7549
      @windexcleaner7549 6 років тому +3

      Jessapphire
      I.Rex,T.Rex,Blue: *roar*
      mosa: SHUT TF UP

  • @piregale
    @piregale 6 років тому +114

    *IT'S A PARK OUT THERE*
    *THROUGH THE GREEN SCREEN WALL*
    *AND IT IS MOSTLY CG*

    • @Nube-Gamer
      @Nube-Gamer 6 років тому +5

      I lost it there
      😂

    • @SennaHawx
      @SennaHawx 6 років тому +4

      Jurassic Park: Lost It

  • @nukepig231
    @nukepig231 2 роки тому +9

    I love how much he goes off on Chris Pratt about him being “so cool”😂

  • @sharkdoesstufff
    @sharkdoesstufff 6 років тому +1985

    Zara's death was harsh, but animals don't care. If you're edible, you're game.

    • @anthonydelorme2797
      @anthonydelorme2797 6 років тому +86

      The only memorable moment in the movie

    • @Derf360
      @Derf360 6 років тому +57

      ...Unless your the fucking DOOM GUY!!!

    • @gamerjohnbot
      @gamerjohnbot 6 років тому +25

      True the flying and aquatic reptiles don't care for ur back story or wether ur a nice or not

    • @gab-xq9sq
      @gab-xq9sq 6 років тому +2

      Le unFun Shark

    • @shayneletendre9451
      @shayneletendre9451 6 років тому +18

      Anthony Delorme Meh debatable. For me its that, the dino fight, the Friendly giants, Owen riding along side the raptors and Water dude getting feed

  • @TheRealDoctorM
    @TheRealDoctorM 6 років тому +322

    Rip Echo , Delta and Charlie

    • @eo9107
      @eo9107 6 років тому +2

      Question, did they die? Im sorry

    • @TheRealDoctorM
      @TheRealDoctorM 6 років тому +11

      E&OGaming Yt yeah they did die but blue is the only one that survived

    • @eo9107
      @eo9107 6 років тому

      Thanks, i feel retarded cause i watched the movie when it came out.....

    • @TheRealDoctorM
      @TheRealDoctorM 6 років тому

      E&OGaming Yt no problem

    • @prankcaller6949
      @prankcaller6949 6 років тому +10

      I was hoping that all the raptors survive

  • @amarigotemgood9971
    @amarigotemgood9971 6 років тому +329

    I loved watching Mercedes world

    • @Taikisavage
      @Taikisavage 6 років тому +4

      good comment

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      @yasqueen4598 6 років тому +4

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    • @RVered
      @RVered 6 років тому +6

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      @gergopiroska766 6 років тому +3

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      @Spinkle. 6 років тому +1

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  • @mikaelamonsterland
    @mikaelamonsterland 2 роки тому +9

    this one was my favorite of the movies, seeing a fully realized dinosaur theme park was just too much fun and as overused as Chris Pratt is i really enjoyed his sequences with the raptors, i also liked Claire bc Bryce Dallas Howard is really cute even though her character was kind of a crappy aunt for the first parts of the film

  • @datwhitecatchannel.1665
    @datwhitecatchannel.1665 6 років тому +39

    That's the greatest "Get to the numbers/Outro"....
    *James turn Camo*
    Soldier: IT CAN CAMO!

  • @BebaBoop10
    @BebaBoop10 5 років тому +461

    James: they’re not about to kill Chris Pratt
    Marvel : Hold my beer

  • @lucystarlight8887
    @lucystarlight8887 3 роки тому +192

    I gotta say, even if this movie wasn't the best in terms of plot, or characters, or... well, anything, really, it was still fun to watch dinosaurs tear shit up. Especially that scene where you see all those guys flatline, that was a super creative way to frame the action.

    • @hugo-pg5tv
      @hugo-pg5tv 2 роки тому +2

      It defently have better characters

    • @kreggory
      @kreggory 2 роки тому +8

      this movie was completely fine on all fronts you guys just let an obsessive nerd on youtube tell you how to feel

    • @lucystarlight8887
      @lucystarlight8887 2 роки тому +2

      @@kreggory I thought the movie was mediocre when I saw it.

    • @Skept1cal_269
      @Skept1cal_269 2 роки тому +1

      @@hugo-pg5tv especially the kids

    • @colinbaldwin313
      @colinbaldwin313 2 роки тому +2

      It wasn't creative; it was completely cribbed from a much scarier action sequence in James Cameron's Aliens (1986).

  • @Erafune
    @Erafune 2 роки тому +17

    I always wondered why the Containment Team's weapons were so ineffective against the Indominus. Were those supposed to be some kind of electric stun guns?
    And I also scratched my head about the Pteranodons heading straight for the helicopter. Made no sense to me why they would attack the first thing they saw.

    • @zaygotclout9510
      @zaygotclout9510 2 роки тому +1

      Yes, they were stun rods/ guns. They were attempting to subdue it and put it back in containment, which is why there's a bit where owen and masarani go back and forth and masarani says "we can't just kill it." after the attempt to subdue and tranquilize it fails they go along with the evacuation

  • @kacjac000
    @kacjac000 3 роки тому +105

    19:22 poosh, poosh
    -John Hammon
    5:01
    Were flying
    -Simon Masrani

  • @b3games146
    @b3games146 3 роки тому +346

    the divorce tidbit is a call back to the reason Hammond brought his grandkids to the original park

    • @generalkenobi6656
      @generalkenobi6656 3 роки тому +10

      There’s so many call-backs it may as well be the 4th park movie and not world

    • @roachdoggjr419
      @roachdoggjr419 3 роки тому +13

      @@generalkenobi6656 probably wouldnt get as much attention, after the 2 "awful sequels" (i dont think they are btw i enjoyed some parts from them) alot of people wouldnt pay attention to a park movie
      But a WORLD movie makes it sound new and bigger and better, which is debatable to say the least💀💀

    • @generalkenobi6656
      @generalkenobi6656 3 роки тому +5

      @@roachdoggjr419 a fair point. Marketing do be like that

    • @babyfaec
      @babyfaec 3 роки тому +3

      Movie is 50% callback and 50% ad

    • @_______-3007
      @_______-3007 Рік тому +2

      never thought of that, while reading the novel i was too distracted hating hammond

  • @idontusethisaccountanymore3070
    @idontusethisaccountanymore3070 4 роки тому +194

    "it's a park out there, in through a green screen wall, and its mostly CGGGGG"
    "me replaying it while laughing so hard"

    • @bigpoggers6507
      @bigpoggers6507 4 роки тому

      That's more Gs then the Roblox chat in Arsenal after a round.