Everything Wrong With Moana In 15 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубліковано 12 жов 2018
- This video is a re-upload. Original release date: 4/25/17
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CinemaSins hey
Praise be the CinemaSins
Infinity War plz my dude
Please do infinity war please
Moana's dad: i need to keep my daughter away from the ocean
Moana's dad: what should i name her
Moana's dad: i'll name her moana
Moana's dad: which means ocean
XD
Parent of the year (current year)
I think hes on to something...
Perhaps I should name my daughter Prison.
....pfft....parent of all enernety oh god XD
In Hawaiian mythology, Maui actually kills an eel and buries it, then a coconut tree grows from it. Sin off for animation being accurate with it
That line reminded me of this old book I had as a kid, in which an eel meets a human girl and they fall in love. Despite the rest of the village trying to prevent them from meeting, they keep meeting.
The girl grows older (she was like 8 in the beginning) and is still in love with the eel. Eventually the rest of the village realises that the only thing to do is kill the eel and when the girl goes to save it, the eel tells her to let them kill it, that she should bury it's head and it'll turn into a coconut tree
Similar story no? (How the characters look and wears would in my mind also place it in the Hawaii area)
But do remember that this is a KIDS BOOK... That is a bit messed up...
Yeah, I’m kinda disappointed he didn’t take off more sins for the accurate portrayal of Polynesian mythology and tradition. My family is from New Zealand and we were all impressed by this.
@@ottovonbismarck3905 is new Zealand polynesian? Sry I'm stupid
@@ottovonbismarck3905 nvm I just saw that it is a pacific island
@@annamirosh2085 i dont think technically its a part of Polynesia but they are close so I could see how there would be cultural overlaps.
Plot twist:
Moana’s dad didn’t want her to go beyond the reef because he is a flat earther
That makes sense, because he tried to sail to the edge of the world to prove that the earth is flat only to blame the ocean for the death of his friend, which is completely stupid.
Yep
*Noone goes beyond the reef.*
I know but if there are no fish in the lagoon...
Ye
As someone from New Zealand I have heard a lot of these legends before. So sinning the part about Maui burying an eel to create coconut trees or that moana wouldn’t know what a cultural drum would look like was probably not a good idea. I love this channel but you probably should have done some research before
He sinned the eel part because it doesn't make sense and guess what, even if it's genuine mythology it still doesn't make sense. Also, what or where on earth should he research to find out if Moana have seen drums before?
@@Ackalan One of the first images that comes up when you Google Polynesian drum is a very similar one.
@@adambalmer801 And you think Moana used google often?
@@Ackalan The world of Moana is adapted from Polynesian mythology. She wouldn't need to Google anything, she would recognise it as a drum.
@@adambalmer801 OC: "Sinning... that moana wouldn’t know what a cultural drum would look like was probably not a good idea. I love this channel but you probably should have done some research before"
MC: "where on earth should he research to find out if Moana have seen drums before?"
Perhaps you should learn to read before responding.
You didn't sin the fact that Maui's back story was literally a *back* story. *DING*
@Help Find Picasso you will be good in cinemasins! *DING*
😂😂😂
BurgerInParadice34 HARDY HAR HAR
😂
@@rz___king3302 so are you *DING*
little did they know it, but the heart of tafiti was a infinity stone
NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT.
@@chaboxcloud Behold! A recent comment !
@@chaboxcloud Ya like jazz memes?
@@sarahsmiles4155 nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@b1._.x457 Yᴏᴜʀ ʙʟᴜᴇ ᴅᴀ ʙᴀʙʏ Dᴇᴇ ᴅᴀ ʙᴀ ᴅɪᴇ
Jeremy : "how convenient that the raging ocean somehow leads her to maui's island"
Me : "how weird that you rant about a sentient ocean but 2-3 minutes later think it's weird how convenient the ocean placed her in the exact spot she needs to be"
OP, do you understand what "sarcasm" is?
I don't think you do.
@Swag Monke It's not ignorance when you point out that something is convenient to the plot, and then stays that way... Have you ever written anything?
Also, have you ever watched this channel before? Jeremy points out every ex machina in every single movie that has ever had an ex machina... which is most of them because hollywood can't help themselves.
Sarcasm=saying something in a tone of voice that conveys that you (and everyone else) should be able to tell that an ex machina is an ex machina.
Ignorance is assuming that a comedy channel that is literally designed to be overly nitpicky and asshole-ish isn't going to point out the blatant ex machina.
8:52 it’s funny hearing cinemasins laugh
I know, I think his laugh is adorable
Nuh-uh.
I absolutely REFUSE to believe that this has more sins than the goddamn emoji movie
And it has L E S S than joker
bruh joker was better than both of them ;-;
More sins doesn't mean it's bad. It's just it had more plotholes and took more risks. And the Emoji movie took none so it's just a sin itself.
Plus, sins.. as CinemaSins has said themselves, "doesn't really have a value" so I don't know why ppl care about the sins
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The Emoji movie has 279 sins, while Moano only has 107.
You're wrong
The sins this channel gives out are 100% arbitrary and say NOTHING, neither about the actual quality of the movie nor about how much they personally like it.
I actually thought the tattoo being his consciousness was clever
Of course you did
I thought it was pretty cool 😗😗
And you can think it's cool. Don't change your opinion.
It is clever
Conscience. Not consciousness.
You forgot that Pua and Hey Hey never grew up / old or die as Moana grew up from a toddler to a teenager.
Cinema sins: the world was never just ocean
The Cambrian era: am i a joke to you
Yeah he probably doesn’t know how land is made....
Seeing how he sinned Polynesian mythology and culture I didn’t expect much research to be done for this movie
It's the *Cambrian Explosionn*
@@respawn_9 look there’s a worm, and a fish, and other water bug like creatures...
there was land in the Cambrian era, it wasn't JUST ocean so what's the point of this comment?
I love how he sinned for the ocean not just taking Moana straight to Maui, but then also sinned the "too convenient" ocean storm that took her straight to Maui......you can't have it both ways lol
That happens a lot actually. In John Wick 2 he sinned the fact that John's attacker didn't check the wreckage for a body after blowing up his house, but then sinned the fact that John survived, because it was so impossible.
He does that a lot
Well, that IS true, but then again CinemaSins is, to say the least, unforgiving. Also, screw this movie.
@@anonimeaux What do you have against this movie?
@@gagecameron5672 It's stupid according to the laws of physics for the character to survive an explosion that is supposed to kill them.
It's stupid to the laws of logic for the bad guys not to make sure the hero is dead. Even though that's the only way movies build tension, it seems.
Islanders: *starving to death*
Moana: Why don't we go past the reef for fish?
Moana's Dad: No
Moana: Why not?
Moana's Dad: BEcAuSe tHen pEOpLE wiLl DiE!
no1 gos beeyond da reef
Make this comment 666 likes.
It went past sorry
@@spodreman7732 I love this reply
They'll die without food too-
Don’t like that a lot of the sins are coming from differences in Western ideology and Polynesian/pacific islander ideology and mythology it’s just a difference in culture it’s not sin worthy ..its representation
Is nobody gonna talk about how he didnt take a sin off for shiny? SHINY?!??! S H I N Y?!?!?
At least one of Miranda's songs needed a sin off that guy is a freaking legend
Maybe if you say it a few more times it'll make sense
@@GyeongmiBaeb *SHINY*
“I’m the village crazy lady that’s my job”
My life in one sentence 😂
That has got to be the coolest job EVER!
Tigergirl06 AJ saaaame
@Digital Gamer Again bruh get out of here it was a joke chill
@Digital Gamer Again haha, no. That is not the point of this comment., this comment is a joke.
Man, seeing all these people with WoF pfp’s watching cinemasins, it’s great XD
“Let’s name my daughter after the ocean even though I hate the ocean”
Her grandma gave her that name
@@CranberrySauce-gh3fj And the dad was just cool with letting the grandma name his child after something she knows he has bad memories with?
@@CranberrySauce-gh3fj And the dad accepted that
@Pecan *illuminati music intensifies*
I know right? Like, bruh.
Grandma Tala: There was only ocean
Subtitles: There was only oh sh*t
I would have taken 1 sin off for the hair budget in this movie. Maui's hair, and especially Moana's, were given their own budget and R&D with the CGI department to make it look as realistic as possible. Anybody who has ever done work with 3D animation knows just how difficult it is to pull that off, you need top-of-the-line machines and processors to get particles and primitives to behave and animate in that way. I believe Brave and Rapunzel had to use similar software to make the hair happen for those characters as well.
8:17 that’s actually based on a real Polynesian tale of coconuts coming from the buried carcass of an eel
This is why I watch film theory
@@artacrosstheuniverse hahaha samee tho
Art Across the Universe lol same
Now I want to see them do this in the Animal Crossing games.
Lady Onikara lol
You do realize that quite a few of these sins are *actual* Polynesian mythology, right?
@Swag Monke You do realize that's an entire bit on the channel that's so prevalent that he literally calls himself an asshole repeatedly throughout everything in this channel...
Also, how many people going to disney movies are going to do research on mythologies contained... IN A DISNEY MOVIE? Keep in mind that majority of people that have access to disney movies either aren't Polynesian enough to know the mythology or pedantic enough to check if a children's movie publisher known for coming up with bullshit mythologies actually use real mythos for the first time in company history? THIS IS DISNEY! The only people that watch this garbage are 12 years or under girls, their parents, and young adult women that haven't found the "serial killer documentary" channel on their cable yet. Once again, THIS. IS. DISNEY.
His job is to be FUNNY. Not to educate 12 year olds about mythos that they won't ever care about. He's great at his job, because his job is to be a nitpicky asshole who points out mistakes in logic or background setting that you wouldn't notice without looking for them... i.e. HIS JOB IS TO BE FUNNY. CinemaSins is a COMEDY CHANNEL.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You realize that not everyone will watch things that they're the target audience for, right? Especially since Disney is a CHILDREN's movie producer. Parents aren't in the market that Disney aims for, and yet parents watch it. Also, it's a well-known movie, he's going to get requests for things. As an asex, if I did a similar idea for "adult films", that doesn't mean I'm into them. It means that people request certain ones, and I get ad revenue for what gets requested. Basic business 101, go where the demand is.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm sorry, do you really think that Disney has a diverse target market for children's movies? Spoiler alert, they don't. It's either children or children's parents. If you're not under the age of 12 with estrogen in your body, and you're not a parent to someone that fits that description... YOU"RE NOT DISNEY'S TARGET MARKET!
@Swag Monke and you know that Marvel is known for its blatant manipulation (and consequent destruction) of ancient mythos.
Also, Marvel may be owned by Disney, but that doesn't make them the same thing.
Also also, Marvel is worthless to this discussion, because we're talking about Moana, and similar movies that have been written by the Disney team... The Disney team that makes Disney princesses for little girls that wanna grow up to be princesses... Now... NEXT.
Edit: Also also also hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@Swag Monke ...I never said that was the only group that watched this. In fact, if you actually worked on your literacy, you might realize that I admitted that A) he likely did it because of requests, B) parents have to watch the same movies as their little runts, and C) young adult women will also watch this garbage prior to them making a discovery of what cable channel they can go to for serial killer documentaries.
Furthermore, if you worked on your reading comprehension, you'd realize that I said that Disney's TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC is 12 year old girls who wanna grow up to be princesses.
As far as this video's viewing audience, you don't have to like, or care about, the movie in order to like the video... because it's a comedy video, about someone's nitpicking a children's movie by a company that's well known for their thinking route of "we like surprises more than consistency".
Mythology for a reason
I like how moana's grandmother said "you've been told all of the villages story but one" how did moana not know that her father's best friend drowned and at the same time didn't know that her people were voyagers?
Maybe it's an incident that the father doesn't want to talk about, y'know.
1:12 each time she does this she needs to replace the cloth.
Honestly I think that the Rock did an insanely good job with his voice, I’m sinning CinemaSins for sinning the Rock
Definitely. It's actually my favorite song in the movie.
LordEirikr
Same. It shows his cocky attitude but also explains a lot of what he did and how we came to be. The only other song that can compete in this movie is Shiny.
Supposedly he took a few shots of tequila before singing in the studio.
Look just because THEY are cynical enough to have a problem with inanimate objects being inanimate objects, doesn't mean you should get offended too. In fact, being offended by such petty negativity makes you just as- . . . . .
OH, you ,meant Dwayne Johnson, okay nevermind.
DING!!!
"What can I say, it's exposition" - nice voice
I KNOWWWW
Honestly tho
lol
I want to like it but it's on 420.
@@jellykitty9618 ok
shit that "what can I sayyy, it's exposition" really got me.
Incredible..... a chiken make him take more sins that he ever took in his intire life
"Maui's mother tossed him into the water"
No wonder he did the same to moana
Oof
Genes
wow
when you put it like that it becomes a really big off
@@kemenonon2154 when you don't want to deal with something, you toss it into the water. makes sense.
And then he turned into a worm and went into his mother's vagina and died
The grandma dying thing is because the heart of te fiti was keeping her alive and by giving it to moana she started to die, that's all I know
WOWWWWWW
Oooohhhhhhhh
OoOooOooh this makes more sense 😁 NO WONDER SHE WAS SO FRICKING OLD
OK Jimmy nuetron said gotta blast
*WOAH*
Fun fact: with sin 3 science is actually giving the finger cause it’s fact that early earth was covered with water(I’m not trying to sound like those douches who think they know how everything works)
well we don't know for sure. Also when it was covered entirely with water humans couldn't breath so there's that
I only know that it rained like hell, but I never thought about that there could have been a moment where there was ALL water. Thinking about that stuff makes me feel so small :o
Fun fact: according to current theory, even then, we still had the same amount of landmass that we do now, it was just a singular continent called Pangea.
I mean, in the Bible creation story, it's also said that the earth was all water before land
@@lucidfangirl1030 I mean, the bible also says that the all-powerful, all-knowing entity in the sky can't/won't deal with an evil entity that's actively killing/causing pain to the defenseless creatures it claims to love and protect and yet is still all-powerful and/or kind. So I wouldn't really say that the bible is the best source for information.
plot twist:
Moana's dad doesn't let anybody eat anymore because somebody died after eating 50 ghost peppers at once
“Annnd that’s how grandma got fired as the daycare teacher”
-CinemaSins
LMAOOOOOO
why does this have so many likes
Things Cinema Sins Got Wrong.
6:53
This is actully a real constellation called scorpius
There is an ocean god in maori mythology, Tangaroa
With the thing where they plant the eel and it grows a coconut tree that is actully a real polonaisian myth
The "upside down horse saddle looking thing" is actully a traditional maori drum
cause they're lazy and their channel sucks
You should check out Th3BirdMan
@@treehann Just cause they sinned your favorite movie?
@@burningfish156 no, I haven't even seen Moana. I just saw commentary from some people who had seen it that the CinemaSins list has a lot of inaccuracies which invalidate it. A lot of CS' "sins" are outright wrong or contradict each other. Check out Shaun's video about CinemaSins for some good examples. And I didn't discover CS from Shaun, I already watched it in the past and found it lazy, if that matters.
@@treehann Well okay then.
Actually I believe that when he first saw the heart he did seem scared of the heart, his character’s eyes widened and stuff, but at the time he didn’t want anything to do with Moana and thought he could get rid of her. At first he only saw the glimpse of it too.
Wait
Shouldn't the dad's friend's body float when he got knocked unconscious? Unless he deliberately breathed most of the way out beforehand, because the ocean is saltwater?
Yeah, he should float, i think the father lied on the story and abandonned his pal (or deliberatly killed him).
Flip movie logic
Does the Ocean have enough salt for that? I only know that bodies start to float after a few hours of being dead. And of course you can float while being alive, but I can believe that after being punched by a big ass wave the pressure would probably push the body down. I guess if he wasn't eaten by sharks the body would have floated to the beach D:
As someone who lives along a coast, I always took that scene as the friend got sucked under in a current from the thrashing waves (waves like mountains, I believe they were described as) at which point the father jumped in after him and when the wave passed over, it pulled the father back up and away from his friend who had been pushed down. They don't specify the friends body was never recovered, just that the father couldn't save him. As someone who's been thrown around at the beach, this is how I interpreted it anyway based on experience.
@@crystalnadeau254 Ah, I never looked at it that way
The whole coconut eel thing is actually a Polynesian legend.
Cooooool
yeh and Moana is Maui's daughter according to that same myth
@@thembaninkomo7910 so is the pig
And he didn't need his hook to shapeshift
@@thembaninkomo7910
No, because Moana isn’t a demigoddess…
In fact she’s not mythical…
I became sad when no sins were taken off for the accuracy to polynesian mythologies ://
HONESTLY
@Swag Monke maybe because these videos are satire and he's not actually critiquing the movies?
@Swag Monke uh yes? this channel doesn't actually do legit reviews for movies. its a joke. besides, most of the time they sin movies they like. you can tell when he actually hates a movie.
@@Blu_Berry he will critique a building archetecture but not myths 😂
GNID
In terms of why the Crab was fooled (I can't think of his name right away), I think it's that the Kakamura detected the prescence of the heart rather than knew it's exact down to the second location. So the crab could be fooled by the algee since, for all he knew, that WAS the heart. Moana had the heart on her, so the algee would presumably be thought to be the Heart
Gotta love how the timestamp for the thumbnail covers up the last "a" so it looks like he's sinning a movie called "Moan"
Lol I noticed that too and was hoping someone else would.
Movie: Has narration
Cinemasins:Sin
Movie:No narration
Cinemasins: Sin
Me:**Confused as fukk** What?
That's racist
yeah that's the point
@@johns5638 Narrationist.
Then We Are Decided hypocritical
You: makes this comment
Me:*SIN*
I'm surprised he didn't remove a sin every time Moana was YEETED off the boat.
I loved that
11:35 me thinkin he was going to say: the hart of Davy Jones ( when youre a too big potc fan)
4:29 "Pigs hate water"
Tell that to those swimming pigs in the Bahamas.
Then again, if those pigs are exceptional and noteworthy enough to be famous like that, it only proves his point.
And those people in Florida.
Micah Philson lip
TYPE AN ARTIST BETTER THAN BOOM ⁉️ still waiting 😴💀💤
And also that one guy i saw at the water park.
5:14 this is a drum. for the Maori
Maori, typo I guess
@@snoovian7951 i might be wrong, but isn't Moari and Maori two different words that exist?
I’m not actually sure, you’re probably right though that is a Maori drum as well.
@Cockjuggling Thundercunt It kindof does because this movie is about Moari's and that is a Moari drum so the sin is incorrect, because to Moana, that would be exactly what a drum looks like. So Granny didnt need to be specific for Moana like he says she should
@@filmeditstudios3182
This movie isn’t Maori, it’s a mix of Samoan, Fijian and Tahitian culture.
You would have known that if you watched the making of the film…
“Pigs hate water”
As a pig owner I can confirm that this is true.
Something that always bugged me was Maui being rewarded for bringing back what he stole. If you steal a priceless gem from a museum and break your tools along the way I doubt you'll be refunded and thanked for returning the gem.
Gods and Goddesses are sometimes far more forgiving than normal people would be (though other times they can be far less forgiving, such as in Greek Mythology).
*insert British Museum joke*
I don't think this channel has ever made me laugh quite as hard as I did about Grandma getting fired from the daycare center.
Tzisorey Tigerwuf no was one of the best part
Lmao 😂😂
12:25 Its an actual back story. His backstory on his back. Story. HOW HAVE YOU MISSED THIS
Ryan Holt 😭😂😭😂😭
plz view and like: ua-cam.com/video/Q6zW7G2lPS8/v-deo.html
Hahahhahahahah😭😭😫😭😭😭😫
Because it's an actually clever pun. Sin should be removed for it.
My favorite part of any of these is always when he laughs genuinely at the jokes in the midst of this absolute onslaught of teardowns
9:09 He yeet her in the ocean like his mom yeeted him in the ocean when he was a baby.
“It’s Ocean god...I think”
Me:” *OcEAn MAn TAkE mE bY thE HaNd* “
Lead me to the land.
Tony Little
_THAT YOU UNDERSTAND-_
@@phoenixsnilloc995 Oop
There is actully an ocean god in maori mythology, tangaroa
WeSt ViRGiniA!!!
Holy shit, this might be the first reupload to be #1 Trending
HUNGER GAMES Is nope pewds is treading
Dropped from #1 to #3 in four hours. Lol
ö
Ikr
HUNGER GAMES exactly
That idiot chicken is my favorite character in the whole movie
9:57 "Three sins removed"
Only removes 1 sin
So far
One sin for questioning mythology with science
Also, pretty sure the Earth was a giant water ball at one early point.
@@empressofvibes yes it was
People correcting other people cliché.
*ding*
@@kellieirvin4644 That's how it was while it was forming, yes. However, they're saying that at some point a little later down the line it was probably an ocean planet. Science does, in fact, support this.
*WEATHER ALERT*
The world is now an ocean.
Your wife must love watching movies with you.
The bad part is I've been watching their videos for years and now my wife hates watching movies with me.... we have a rule now, first time seeing the movie I'm not allowed to, After that it's free game
Jobs TV go fuck yourself
He has a wife?
WIFe???
Jeremy is married?! o_0
Hearing him genuinely laugh is so goddamn re-playable.
11:57 ok as a fan Lin Manuel Miranda you have officially taken to far 🔫🤠
Anyone else still watch it even if it is a re-upload?
I only realized it was a re-upload when he mentioned sinning it for the pop cover in the credits. Still going to finish it though it's not like i haven't binge watched all of these multiple times.
Wait, why is he re-uploading the eww episodes?
It's hard to tell with Disney Movies. could have been any of them.
Yup
Yeah
The world was just ocean at one point.
Man you need to watch some bill wurtz
LuckyDiamond Diamond great minds
LuckyDiamond Diamond he
lol
I thought the exact same thing as he said that😂👏
*the sun is a deadly laser*
Man I was expecting you to bring up the fact that’s she on a island, no wonder she keeps coming back to the water.
Tomatoa: Did you like the song?
Jeremy: Not particularly.
Schaffrillas would like to know your location
Does he not realize that this movie is almost entirely drawn from Hawaiian mythology and the movie/ writers aren’t responsible at all for the illogical stuff.
Probably not. Also mytology is really something interesting!
Alot of it is maori aswell
I suppose you could still sin the myths for making no sense but then again a sensible myth is probably an oxymoron
James Dessent i feel like you still shouldn’t sin it bc it’s culture \:
To quote the Cinema Sins: "Cinema Sins.."
"Were American. (AMMMERICA, F*CK YEAH!) Which means we don't have any desire to learn about other people's cultures."
Moana: “I AM MOANA!!”
Me: “oh I’m sorry. I thought you were John.”
Who's John?
L05T_ 50U1 i was minted in the year 1985
Lol
Anonymous Anonymous WHAT?
No, this is Patrick
I love how he actually laughs when there's a point in the movie that was made to be funny
My one and a half year old son freaking love that "You're Welcome" song. I got the clip off of UA-cam and play the form for 45 minutes straight. Little cutie didn't move once lol.🤣
can we add a sin or two for the movie suggesting that Moana's hair could go from soaking wet to dry as f*ck in a matter of seconds in some scenes ?
That's just movie physics. It happens all the time in movies & TV too. And clothes! insta-dry!
She is the sea god in polynesian culture. Her name means ocean.
Still a sin ^^
@@raptorjesus5870 Not the sea god. I mean I'm named after the ocean sooo
First upload: mediocre
Reupload: NUMBER 1 ON TRENDING
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1 how are the coconuts walking they have brains right?
2 moana is a professional swimmer she can swim to the bottom even tho she has barely been allowed to go to the ocean
3 in the montage the island doesn't change
4 she sees the fruits that Maui throws at her
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE
4:15
Not bamboo, breadfruit. Most non-military canoes were made of breadfruit in the Polynesian triangle. It's known as 'ulu in Hawaiian. The larger, double-hulled, military canoes would be made from a single trunk of the Koa tree.
0:23 44 billion years ago, the earth was almost completely covered in ocean, with a few islands.
+1 sin for CinemaSins
8:17 that is referring to (Polynesian?) mythology
+1 sin for CinemaSins
1: he said Completly covered in ocean so no sin there
2:Polynesian he must not like the mythology
no, there was actually time where there was only ocean, and nothing else
The earth is only 4.5 billion years old
He said all ocean. Not mostly ocean with just a few islands.
@@camacaroni_2284 yeah, which is why we all were fishes once.. until that fecking fish decided to get out of the water!! Goshdarnit
"Non-existent Fishhook Constellation" is actually Scorpio. A very bright and prominent Constellation here in Hawai'i, known as "Maui's Fishhook".
Michael Suzuki - - 111
I just learned about this too. It was very important to voyagers back then
Of course it also have a backstory to it. Maui actually lost his fishhook while he was using it for fishing but instead, he accidentally created an island. He told his brothers to pull up but dont to look back until one of his brothers disobeyed which led the rope breaks and flying up to the sky which then created a constellation. There's probably many stories of how Maui's fishhook become a constellation but to me this is the only version of the story that I'm very familiar with.
haha
@CogitoErgoCogitoSum the fishhook is the tail of Scorpio. Different cultures have different consolations.
I usually love your videos but some of these “sins” were you disregarding actual Polynesian culture and mythology as Disney doing too much fantasy which comes off as lazy and not researched
Okay, then just transfer the sins to the Polynesian culture and mythology. Even if it was originally Polynesian mythology, that doesn't remove the logical problems with the story in some instances.
you actually get immune to lava rock after you go to the beach enough, it won’t hurt anymore😂
Bad Influence Grandma was disappointed to later be reincarnated as the Wise Old Oak tree in Pocahontas.
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@Burnetta McDonaldYou will understand....😅😅😅😅
no shes a seahorse in infinity war
When a re upload gets #1 on trending
SirGamesALot lol
yass
8:35
Moana survives this charge into a FRICKIN LARGE ROCK!
I just knew you would sin the fact that the father has a different accent then the rest of the tribe. lol
6:55 that is a real constellation
Fishermen
No fucking shit?
The last “a” in Moana in the thumbnail is covered by the time stamp so it just says
Everything wrong with MOAN in 10 minutes or less lmao
Who's Moan?
lmao nice
I was searching for that
moan sound like the low budget porn parody of moana XD
15:39 Schaffrillas had the same thought
The whole, “Maui killing an eel and burying it’s body” thing is a REAL Polynesian legend. If it wasn’t, why would Disney put such a stupid and random line in such a good and memorable song?
9:38
Moana quite _literally_ yelled out loud that this was the current location of the heart. Fairly certain it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that it’s there when you have a -princess- daughter of the chief shout “COME AND GET IT!” after loudly talking about the heart.
10:30"i don't understand how an all-knowing ocean knows the concept of a high five" is the most contradictory sentence i've heard
ikr the sins on these videos are terrible
8:52
I’m not ashamed to admit I listened to this laugh more than once. It’s pure as hell.
I love how the chicken keeps saving the movie kekeke
Also Moana putting a shell on the stack so no future leaders could carry out this tradition
*Ding*
Simon Green i didn’t even think of that, thank you
They left that island, so there's no need to continue
@@TheGoldenDunsparce Doesn't mean that future generations might inhabit the island later.
@@KhanMann66 Would they have that same tradition though? Even if they did, they'd prob start a new stack, right? :P
@@TheGoldenDunsparce True
*insert a ‘you’re welcome’ joke*
🎶'You look gay and you're welcome for telling you the truth..jjjjjk my boi you're welcome so stop crying like a fool.🎶
Ur welcome?
Vsauce Puppet I don't get it.
It's the song Dwayne Johnson sang when Moana met him, just google Dwayne Johnson - You're Welcome
A 'you're welcome' joke
how does jeremy laugh so realistically after the video scripted
i frikin love that laugh
SIN: "We make our nets from the fibers!"
Yes, but what did you use to make tampons for Moana?
8:26 but the guts thing was in mythology it should be a sin off for being accurate
A lot of these should be a sin off for accuracy. Disney brought in a ton of people to make sure the mythology was accurate
@Just a Lil Artist hey did you know google is a thing
Just a Lil Artist ITS CINEMA SINS. WHY WOULD THE SINS NOT BE TRUE? G O P L E A S E.
So then, does eating coconut technically go against vegetarianism, since they originated from eel guts? Or does eel count as a vegetarian dish?
TidalShores It’s vegetarian but not vegan. Vegetarians still use animal products and things that were produced with the help of animal products, thy just won’t eat meat. Pescatarians are like vegetarians but they still eat fish and shellfish. Vegans don’t eat/use anything that came into contact with an animal (no leather chairs, no wool socks, no eggs, no honey, etc.)
0:19 according to history of the entire world, I guess, “severe flooding alert, the entire world is now an ocean. Volcano alert, that’s land!”
Well, dont take that video as truth. Those are predictions, and I disagree with all of them
@@presidentialcampaignmusic1018 theory still isnt capable of being 100% accurate with no potential dispute like scientists and archaeoligists thought a plant fossil was an ancient lizard spine and that plant didnt date back nearly 4 billion years ago while he did probably mean theory the reason i am unwilling to touch any theories is scientists believe a flood happened on mars but not earth even though as of the current day mars has been frozen an insanely long time and most of earths water still exists
mars water sorry?
@@themagicalonionfairy7455 ua-cam.com/video/xuCn8ux2gbs/v-deo.html
Pretty sure it's just a reference to a very popular youtube video
"Everything Wrong With Moana"
Schaffrillas: nothing, it's perfect
*tamatoa intensifies*
Putting a seashell ontop of a stack of rocks so when the next person does it, yours either has to be ontop or smashed.
6:54 fun fact that is actually the constellation Scorpio
Cool! Thats my zodiac!
Sin off
@@spongebobsquarepants2981 stupid
Steven how
@@dalebarrow5014 if you believe that stuff you're stupid
hey hey! @8:30 all those things he did in that song were based on actual myths from the pacific islands, bro. they did their homework
Yea but mowie or whatever didnt do all those things him self
Their were different gods for each of those th ings
true, and if the sin was for misrepresenting the legend, that's be fair, but he was just sinning the eel guts = coconut tree
He has a history of sinning culturally significant movie moments soley because he didn't do his homework
13:07 i mean he is a demi god and he stole the heart of Te Fiti. He doesn’t really need to bond with Moana to return the heart. Also if it’s not “safe” for Maui imagine how unsafe it is for Moana since she IS a human.
Hi! So, I have a bit of what I hope is constructive criticism. I feel that some of the sins aren't deserved, and usually that's fine, but I decided to say something because these sins in particular are slightly problematic. Let's take the eel guts to coconut trees sin - yeah, it makes no sense from a scientific point of view, but it's still an established part of Polynesian myth. It would be a lot like giving Shrek a sin every time a fairy tale creature shows up because we all know those don't exist. I personally wouldn't have much of an issue with that, but the problem is that Moana gets a bit of that treatment when other movies based on more familiar mythologies don't. I feel it's a bit unfair to effectively criticise the culture instead of the film. Overall, though, this was a really nice video and I enjoyed it a lot.