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  • @OcAirsoft
    @OcAirsoft 2 роки тому +14159

    Expert “I actually died”

  • @soy2330
    @soy2330 2 роки тому +8082

    Charlie: unlucky for you I took self defence training
    Killer with gun: *walks back two steps*
    Charlie: this guys good

    • @sdk2571
      @sdk2571 2 роки тому +244

      "Ah Shit, Dale didn't say anything about them stepping back.."

    • @corbensmith1745
      @corbensmith1745 2 роки тому +56

      Aaw man! Just out of my armspan

    • @poweroftruth9258
      @poweroftruth9258 2 роки тому +2

      The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life.. znnzz

    • @poweroftruth9258
      @poweroftruth9258 2 роки тому

      The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life..!.!.

    • @vikuna44
      @vikuna44 2 роки тому +14

      @@poweroftruth9258 wbat

  • @EzekiesAcheron
    @EzekiesAcheron Рік тому +2895

    "I have practiced this one and I know what to do."
    **Pulls out gun.**
    Had me fucking dying dude.

    • @synnamon_toast_crunch
      @synnamon_toast_crunch Рік тому +62

      💀💀 at the end of the day that's probably the best solution

    • @Name-ru1kt
      @Name-ru1kt Рік тому +5

      @@synnamon_toast_crunch nah. Guns are worse than knives at close quarters. Your better off unarmed

    • @liamowen297
      @liamowen297 Рік тому +58

      ​@@Name-ru1kt okay knifes better at close range is arguable but worse than unarmed is stupid

    • @AzrealTheDemon
      @AzrealTheDemon Рік тому

      @@Name-ru1kt yeah.. tell me that when you have a golfball sized hole in you

    • @Name-ru1kt
      @Name-ru1kt Рік тому

      @@liamowen297 well if its not unloaded you might shoot yourself in the foot on accident. Unloaded sure its better but loaded eh.

  • @discussionsanddragons9178
    @discussionsanddragons9178 Рік тому +2225

    “you can’t win ‘em all” is the best advice i’ve seen in any yt self defense video. thanks for promoting public safety with this valuable information, gentlemen.

    • @crackheadsanta7222
      @crackheadsanta7222 Рік тому +35

      Yep unfortunately you can definitely not win them all.

    • @psfpaper.sword.fights4299
      @psfpaper.sword.fights4299 Рік тому +15

      More like “you can’t win most of them”

    • @Erwin1293-
      @Erwin1293- Рік тому +18

      @@psfpaper.sword.fights4299 some unarmed civilians were able to stop terrorists. Some situations are worth the risk, your wallet isn’t .

    • @kingkaydengaming2786
      @kingkaydengaming2786 11 місяців тому +4

      @@Erwin1293- yea u right

    • @ITILII
      @ITILII 8 місяців тому +3

      Yes and you can only lose 1 life.....use this great advice from DUST and that's what you will BE 😞

  • @KurtisWilson06
    @KurtisWilson06 2 роки тому +31632

    "As you can see, the attacker has successfully fired his weapon puncturing my left lung. This is exactly what you want, now you have control as the attacker is in shock. You can now remove the attackers left lung bio mechanically and insert it in to yourself, no anesthesiologist or surgeon required because of bio mechanics. This intelligent option can improve your survivability and save your life"

    • @ixthizzar
      @ixthizzar 2 роки тому +1804

      Begin to gouge out your eye, sending them into a shocked state. Remove their eye while grabbing the gun. Transplant it into your newly empty socket to achieve Mangekyou Sharingan. Take the other as a spare for later, before getting rid of evidence with your most powerful fire jutsu."

    • @vigilanterorschach2600
      @vigilanterorschach2600 2 роки тому +457

      @@ixthizzar I seriously missed out on this part in Naruto, is this a filler episode or fanfiction?

    • @karm4
      @karm4 2 роки тому +147

      Ahh I see, the bio-mechanics

    • @Jarlaxle_Baenre
      @Jarlaxle_Baenre 2 роки тому +46

      Don’t forget the nose.

    • @boashkan_05
      @boashkan_05 2 роки тому +53

      Omggggg that’s hilarious I almost died reading this 😂😂😂

  • @ancapftw9113
    @ancapftw9113 2 роки тому +6032

    "I'm taking your child."
    Father: *redirects gun towards child in back seat.*

    • @charlesdewemple9085
      @charlesdewemple9085 2 роки тому +7

      not funny

    • @AeneasGemini
      @AeneasGemini 2 роки тому +485

      @@charlesdewemple9085 I thought it was hilarious, so do almost 80 other people, lighten up

    • @charlesdewemple9085
      @charlesdewemple9085 2 роки тому +5

      @@AeneasGemini Fine then, it is an unfunny joke.

    • @Tojo89
      @Tojo89 2 роки тому +308

      @@charlesdewemple9085 Comedy is subjective. Therefore it is funny.

    • @zekkile7993
      @zekkile7993 2 роки тому +256

      @@charlesdewemple9085 As someone who has attempted to kidnap a child in this situation, this is funny like hell

  • @motivated7203
    @motivated7203 Рік тому +939

    I love how all of Dale's advice assumes the attacker is both standing still, has no functioning hands, and is standing within a foot of you

    • @rioulethebeats9717
      @rioulethebeats9717 Рік тому +15

      I don't think that's the point I think the point is to catch them off guard most people wouldn't expect you to grab the gun anyway and if done right I guess you can help yourself with the time being but I don't know about for about a long while

    • @TheBGYeti
      @TheBGYeti Рік тому

      @@rioulethebeats9717 Anyone trying to rob you at gun point within grabbing distance is fucking stupid

    • @OHHHHUSBANT
      @OHHHHUSBANT 11 місяців тому +69

      ​@@rioulethebeats9717 literally none of them work especially for the pistols
      The second the trigger Is pulled, the bullet is already fired and out

    • @legendaryjimbob7685
      @legendaryjimbob7685 11 місяців тому +31

      @@OHHHHUSBANT Exactly, average reaction time is like 250 milliseconds, so quarter of second, if you havent moved the gun away or pulled the slide back before that time ends, your dead. You gotta be on some serious speedster shit to be able do that

    • @tweex1
      @tweex1 11 місяців тому +37

      Ah, main character syndrome. "This assailant is an NPC, he could never stand up to my SPECIAL ABILI-" [gets capped]

  • @XoIoRouge
    @XoIoRouge Рік тому +327

    I love the use of the fake gun being ACTUALLY fired to show that just because you KNOW what to do, are GOOD at it, and could have GREAT reaction time, you can still just be dead. A lot of those self-defense videos like the one we see at the beginning with the police officer makes people believe that they are immune because they know that one trick. Even a pro is still vulnerable.

    • @steffenbendel6031
      @steffenbendel6031 Рік тому +18

      I usually offer a money back guarantee for my self defense course if you got shot.

    • @zeag7187
      @zeag7187 4 місяці тому +1

      But in those videos they do mention that these tricks can increase your survivability, but it’s not a guarantee. It just grants you a higher chance of surviving.

    • @miguel8250
      @miguel8250 3 місяці тому +11

      @@zeag7187 doing those dumb stunts won't increase your chances of anything but dying

    • @Simrealism
      @Simrealism 2 місяці тому

      Take a closer look at that 'police officer.'

    • @adrianzatorski
      @adrianzatorski 25 днів тому

      ❤😊😅😊

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming 2 роки тому +28880

    I love how ALL of Dale's tactics fail if the gunman is 5ft away

    • @CozyGoes
      @CozyGoes 2 роки тому +3266

      robbers when they discover walking

    • @blondie5835
      @blondie5835 2 роки тому +2256

      Getta load of this guy, he doesn’t even know the zig zag technique.

    • @drakorocket6535
      @drakorocket6535 2 роки тому +843

      @@blondie5835 He hasn't played rust obviously

    • @qwerteria7366
      @qwerteria7366 2 роки тому +373

      social distancing actually helps

    • @thetechconspiracy2
      @thetechconspiracy2 2 роки тому +294

      Wouldn't pretty much any disarming technique fail at that distance? At that point you should probably just start running away, moving erratically to help prevent them from aiming at vitals.

  • @strangerofthe2067
    @strangerofthe2067 2 роки тому +7429

    I hope Dale never runs into a robber with a revolver, or a rifle, or a shotgun, or nunchucks, or a sword, or a taser, or two friends who also have firearms.

    • @insertmoney2189
      @insertmoney2189 2 роки тому +865

      I hope so too, I’d feel bad for his attackers

    • @randomperson5579
      @randomperson5579 2 роки тому +721

      Or a robber who uses a gun how they're intended to be used. not at point blank.

    • @masterchofe7064
      @masterchofe7064 2 роки тому +58

      @@randomperson5579 exactly

    • @AELEL122
      @AELEL122 2 роки тому +248

      Or just a guy that takes 2 steps back with his gun.

    • @Tarumarugan
      @Tarumarugan 2 роки тому +332

      Or a velociraptor. I’ve seen no techniques that work against them

  • @neffomp
    @neffomp Рік тому +165

    I love how none of Dale's "teachings" work if the attacker uses the main advantage guns offer... range.

    • @datguymiller
      @datguymiller 11 місяців тому +4

      If they just take like two big steps back

    • @ShaggyRogers1
      @ShaggyRogers1 11 місяців тому +3

      @@datguymiller If they just pull their arms holding the gun back towards their body....

    • @Fartomicbomb
      @Fartomicbomb 10 місяців тому +1

      well the first step is to run toward the attacker at full speed, pull the slider back and now you have a weapon.

    • @leidsonzangao4797
      @leidsonzangao4797 5 днів тому +1

      and have a reaction time that can be measured with a calendar

  • @AceArata
    @AceArata Рік тому +100

    10:01 is legitimately a good way to response to a knife attack

  • @yeetskeet980
    @yeetskeet980 2 роки тому +8572

    Imagine disarming your attacker and you think youve won but he disarms you back because hes also watched this amazing self defense video

    • @exentrixx7318
      @exentrixx7318 2 роки тому +864

      and then you two are trapped in an endless loop of disarming each other

    • @ntaentae6264
      @ntaentae6264 2 роки тому +101

      Brain seizure:

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 2 роки тому +178

      It's like one of those anime outsmarting fights when it felt like some epic chess checkmates even thought it looked dumb irl

    • @JohnDoe-on6ru
      @JohnDoe-on6ru 2 роки тому +21

      And it becomes an endless loop

    • @its-zay3890
      @its-zay3890 2 роки тому +8

      @@JohnDoe-on6ru yup untill they die of thirst

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi 2 роки тому +11111

    Dale's self defense techniques is the equivalent of your sibling saying they dodged all your attacks with their force field

    • @naaman4275
      @naaman4275 2 роки тому +70

      @Angelina L 👇💋 shut up

    • @tojami2894
      @tojami2894 2 роки тому +90

      @@naaman4275 its a bot, it wont respond or stop

    • @metalrockstarizer89
      @metalrockstarizer89 2 роки тому +56

      Bruh did my man at 6:54 said “gamer neck it” lmao 😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @drewdabrew4745
      @drewdabrew4745 2 роки тому +41

      @@gimmealldafoodz2625 if u use that time instead to train jiu jitsu or boxing in a dire situation u get a lot more out of those

    • @arshadzaidi4667
      @arshadzaidi4667 2 роки тому +14

      @@drewdabrew4745 If you were going to train just for dire situations, you should just learn Krav Maga.

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself Рік тому +265

    the sentence that instantly obliterates all of Dale's training;
    "i want you to take your wallet out and throw it over here, if you take a step anywhere i'll shoot you"

    • @antismo9998
      @antismo9998 9 місяців тому +56

      Dale when he realizes that people who have a gun usually aim at a distance

    • @TJB-Gaming
      @TJB-Gaming 6 місяців тому +6

      Dale: *Surprised Pikachu face*

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 6 місяців тому +5

      @@antismo9998 Do they? Do we have any feet/meter numbers on the average distance mugger uses his gun from while quickly trying to robb your ass and leave.

    • @thepjup4507
      @thepjup4507 4 місяці тому

      @@Jebu911 yes, actually, that information is widely available. just google it. from recent memory its ~7m max, usually less.

    • @Top2BottomGaming
      @Top2BottomGaming 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Jebu9112 meters or directly against your back.
      Most shootings in the “Self defense” range. I’d assume it’d be the same

  • @nicbah7779
    @nicbah7779 Рік тому +74

    1:38 i love that you can see that the natural human reaction would be to pull the gun back making it ready to fire again

  • @gfullcrayon562
    @gfullcrayon562 2 роки тому +10774

    Quick advice for the person who is committing a armed robbery: Don’t stand at a kissable distance from whoever you are robbing, they might have watched a self defense tiktok.

    • @pontiacmaniac7772
      @pontiacmaniac7772 2 роки тому +820

      That’s just gun 101. Why even buy a gun if you aren’t using it at a distance. Might as well just bring a knife😂

    • @noleeresto3473
      @noleeresto3473 2 роки тому +66

      How are you gonna take the wallet then?

    • @g2ltt733
      @g2ltt733 2 роки тому +393

      @@noleeresto3473 tell that person to slide it to you

    • @noleeresto3473
      @noleeresto3473 2 роки тому +64

      @@g2ltt733 and if they say they left it at home?

    • @codbeast914
      @codbeast914 2 роки тому +145

      @@noleeresto3473 pick someone walking withthere phone out there worth money

  • @commanderblock3666
    @commanderblock3666 2 роки тому +4404

    "I don't have arms, sir" is actually a really good method, because they'll just sit there trying to comprehend how you're driving a car and before they know it, you took their gun.

  • @PilloTheStar
    @PilloTheStar Рік тому +101

    The best part is Charlie being genuinely impressed by his friends techniques

  • @Jonathan-os2eg
    @Jonathan-os2eg Рік тому +150

    I believe the gun slide stopping part isn't gonna do anything. Once that trigger is pulled the hammer goes and it will strike before reciprocating a new round into the chamber. all that does is save you from being shot twice.

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron Рік тому +8

      If you stop the slide in the rearward position (even slightly, if I'm not mistaken) then it will prevent the gun from firing. If you stop the slide in a forward position, you will get shot lol.

    • @Jonathan-os2eg
      @Jonathan-os2eg Рік тому +5

      @@EzekiesAcheron yeah but if the trigger was already pulled your still getting shot once. Sliding the slide back keeps it from chambering a new round till the slide comes forward again once you let go. No matter what if that trigger is pulled even pulling it back you’ll be shot once

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron Рік тому +17

      @@Jonathan-os2eg you forgot one crucial detail, the extractor. If you pull the slide rearward the chambered round is coming out of battery and won't be able to be fired.

    • @MrKing-qd7gi
      @MrKing-qd7gi Рік тому +11

      It can't be fired with the slide back even a little but there's is one important detail. The slide takes way more force to pull back than an airsoft gun. An airsoft gun you can probably pull it back with your tongue. A real gun a child could probably not pull the slide back, at least not without a ton of effort. You could still do it obviously, but this would make this technique noticeably harder and more than likely result in you just pushing the dudes arms back and getting shot unless he's got really stiff arms before you touch the gun for some reason, but that's just unreliable more so than basic disarm techniques.

    • @zacattack32441
      @zacattack32441 Рік тому +1

      @Jonathan when the slide moves back, it pulls the hammer/striker back as well. That's no to mention you can't fire the gun with an open chamber or that the round would have been, if not extracted completely, then not properly seated in the chamber.

  • @Electricdynamite
    @Electricdynamite 2 роки тому +2905

    "I'm taking you to a secondary location!" That has to be one of the most threatening things I've ever heard in my life. Charlie really is an incredible actor.

    • @murgatroydfungus4352
      @murgatroydfungus4352 2 роки тому +25

      Dale just came in his pants hearing that

    • @gordonbeiser5431
      @gordonbeiser5431 2 роки тому +40

      Naw Naw naw sister you not taking me to no secondary location! You want it? Got get it! "And then you run the other way"

    • @Memecious
      @Memecious 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/s_affVTGCzc/v-deo.html,..

    • @Jake-yz3qv
      @Jake-yz3qv 2 роки тому +15

      GIVE ME YOUR CHILD.

    • @IEdjumacate
      @IEdjumacate 2 роки тому +4

      @@gordonbeiser5431 such a great special 😂

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +7611

    This is legit a great lesson on how to get shot as many times as possible

    • @NoNameX_X0
      @NoNameX_X0 2 роки тому +3

      true

    • @danielinacar
      @danielinacar 2 роки тому +98

      Sad thing is some of Charlies boys' goofy maneuvers would work better than the active forces or whatever it's called

    • @Greentunic84
      @Greentunic84 2 роки тому +12

      I think you watch more YT than me Mustache Guy. I see your comments on the most random videos.

    • @YourLocalAverageSquidMan
      @YourLocalAverageSquidMan 2 роки тому

      Yep

    • @Thisisnotmyactualname
      @Thisisnotmyactualname 2 роки тому +7

      You can’t win them all

  • @DesNuts170
    @DesNuts170 9 місяців тому +8

    "Alright, first, you wanna get shot and die. This makes it easier for your attacker to do what they need. They also can't hurt you if you're already dead."

  • @nahhfam7678
    @nahhfam7678 Рік тому +93

    I had a Krav coach who I realised was legit in that there was no attempts to sugarcoat or bullshit any special techniques or moves and in a way it hurt the business as people wanted those easy confidence boosting things like that guy shows. I was interested in doing instructor training down so I was allowed to attend the military only class that couldn't do before and it was night and day difference. The civilian class deals with de-escalation and fitness and extremely selective direction for when force was reccomended. The idea for that class is that survival is the focus so verbal communication and best way comply with attackers is the main philosphy based on the idea that if someone who was going to kill you would do it from 10 meters away or further so they usually want something and only when they try to take you somewhere that force is considered or imminent threat to life. The other class was totally different and had the caveat that the hand to hand situation is totally different for soldiers and will almost certainly result in serious injury in some form or another for you and the opponent. The direction is that after the initial move, its pure violence that will win it rather than a clean disarm no-jutsu. I saw how seriously he meant about getting injuries when each scenario or exercise would follow medical practice for the most likely injuries for each one. I.e disarming a knife will almost always get you cut up or stabs as the actual techniques taught involve the use of blocking with a forearm and the retaliation by anyone trained is to drag the knife away and dig it into the flesh, opening it all up so once the fight is done, you have to torniquet and assess how much blood you have lost. There were even exercises that involve attempting to maim or cripple the opponent so that if they kill you, the next person who comes in can finish them off. It was gnarly, like CS GO entry fragging in real life.

    • @area.man.
      @area.man. Рік тому

      It's amazing how trainers differ. I swear there is an instructor certificate mill out there certifying anyone that pays enough. My first instructor was the best I ever had to the point I could have walked into the others and taught their stuff day one.
      Now D U.S.T, that Dale guy will straight up get you killed.

    • @twistedthe1
      @twistedthe1 9 місяців тому +1

      Tldr

    • @senzatieee
      @senzatieee 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@twisted_memes TLDR: weapons will fuck you up

  • @dizzyhq5100
    @dizzyhq5100 2 роки тому +3810

    I would be seriously questioning my life decisions if a 5’6 man was holding me at gunpoint while I was in my car asking me for my child

    • @MattIsntYoung
      @MattIsntYoung 2 роки тому +80

      @YeaMan you can't even spell girl give up the ghost

    • @MattIsntYoung
      @MattIsntYoung 2 роки тому +24

      Child: Surrendered Immediately 🤣

    • @chom4286
      @chom4286 2 роки тому +48

      @YeaMan that’s a weird way of spelling “i grew up without a father”

    • @fearthebacon7024
      @fearthebacon7024 2 роки тому

      Rumple stillskin

    • @peteydoggen
      @peteydoggen 2 роки тому +25

      this whole reply section is just bots

  • @Freshy111
    @Freshy111 2 роки тому +2218

    Dude makes self defense videos exactly how I imagine Dwight Schrute would.

    • @c_______________
      @c_______________ 2 роки тому +77

      Dwight would unnecessarily hurt the demo guy

    • @weeddagr8988
      @weeddagr8988 2 роки тому +25

      Dwight would kick himself in the nuts, as seen previously

    • @thrawnedits5860
      @thrawnedits5860 2 роки тому +12

      We all know the only worth opponent of Dwight is Dwight

    • @justjanuary
      @justjanuary 2 роки тому +14

      Scranton Urban Survival Training

    • @r.l.mcdermid6034
      @r.l.mcdermid6034 2 роки тому

      @@thrawnedits5860 he has competition

  • @shitongoogle1132
    @shitongoogle1132 Рік тому +39

    Something to remember is that the recoil spring in real guns is waaay stronger than an airsoft one, it takes a lot more force to move the slide back. I was surprised by this the first time I shot a real pistol, I actually thought the slide was stuck for a moment when I first tried to chamber a round. It also won't lock back if there's more ammo left.

    • @thepapschmearmd
      @thepapschmearmd 3 місяці тому +3

      Came to say this. I’ve never carried a gun where the slide racked back so easily lol.

  • @thexintrovert
    @thexintrovert Рік тому +27

    When he grabbed the barrel of the gun and Charlie stepped back, popped the 'mag' back in, and shot, I nearly spit my beer out 😂😂

  • @migusta5745
    @migusta5745 2 роки тому +3873

    Can confirm as someone who died using those techniques, very realistic kudos to Charlie and his crew!

    • @Somespideronline
      @Somespideronline 2 роки тому +37

      RIP you

    • @metalrockstarizer89
      @metalrockstarizer89 2 роки тому +12

      Btw this might be a bit random but at 6:54 did y’all hear him say “gamer neck it” lmaoo 😂😭😂😂

    • @ohheyitscyber2848
      @ohheyitscyber2848 2 роки тому +2

      @@metalrockstarizer89 yep

    • @mee2556
      @mee2556 2 роки тому +2

      so how's dead?

    • @Memecious
      @Memecious 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/s_affVTGCzc/v-deo.html,..

  • @rxqsfax3269
    @rxqsfax3269 Рік тому +11

    1:20 this guy, just something about how he talks. And the way his finger tips are touching eachother is just so... i cant even describe it

  • @RealBasil143
    @RealBasil143 3 місяці тому +6

    imagine holding someone at gunpoint and they just yell at you "YOU'RE OFLINE!"

  • @BigmanHagfish
    @BigmanHagfish 2 роки тому +1525

    I firmly believe that this guy got in a argument with a doctor and is just trying to send as much people to the hospital as possible just to annoy him

    • @ArMentorLazada
      @ArMentorLazada 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/nEbJgHGjEjA/v-deo.html

    • @mrbigbankuchiface_3352
      @mrbigbankuchiface_3352 2 роки тому +53

      People shoot from a distance canceling all these techniques out you will die 100 % of the time lol

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 2 роки тому +5

      maybe he's from hell and satan is bored so he wants more souls down there

    • @cleanseroftheworld
      @cleanseroftheworld 2 роки тому +3

      Nah, he got into an argument with the guy at the damn Morgue!

    • @qlus
      @qlus 2 роки тому +1

      That would just pay him more bonuses

  • @dauntingkitty
    @dauntingkitty 2 роки тому +3136

    Dale needs to try out his techniques against someone he isn’t paying

    • @pleasedontwatchthese9593
      @pleasedontwatchthese9593 2 роки тому +179

      Maybe thats the real tech, pay off your enemies

    • @bluespirit8590
      @bluespirit8590 2 роки тому +23

      What do you know? you were cut in half by maul

    • @Jogyot3260
      @Jogyot3260 2 роки тому +13

      @@bluespirit8590 *what do you know? I cut you half
      - Maul

    • @numberiforgot
      @numberiforgot 2 роки тому +7

      I comment on all his videos telling him to let me come and test his techniques and the comments always get deleted.

    • @zazaplug4581
      @zazaplug4581 2 роки тому +1

      @@pleasedontwatchthese9593 Isnt the money what they after tho lol

  • @edh8282
    @edh8282 Рік тому +11

    2:10 speech got me liking

  • @tuckergoodin7684
    @tuckergoodin7684 Рік тому +12

    I just like to imagine that both people have watched DUST, and so as soon as the victim takes the gun the other person just goes and does the exact same thing in a never ending loop

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify 12 днів тому

      This was a Rocket Jump skit

  • @Grimmers
    @Grimmers 2 роки тому +4885

    Caleb channeled that defense instructor energy fucking perfectly lol.

    • @potatobearsmo
      @potatobearsmo 2 роки тому +167

      Hello, this is Caleb with Tampa Urban Survival Training
      That is an advanced technique we teach at Tampa Urban Survival Training
      Those spaced out words make me laugh every single time

    • @lejoeruiz6126
      @lejoeruiz6126 2 роки тому +8

      Man penguin is sooo short... he’s like 5’2 max.

    • @ProdCashhier
      @ProdCashhier 2 роки тому +28

      @@lejoeruiz6126 he's 5'6

    • @NotoriousTOAD
      @NotoriousTOAD 2 роки тому +10

      Try a single one of these moves in Newark New Jersey and you'd be fucking dead before you blinked an eye

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 2 роки тому +31

      I'm not even kidding, this is actually the first video I've seen with him in it so I legit thought they were at some actual defense class because of that opening.
      What other videos has he been in?

  • @adamg.2926
    @adamg.2926 2 роки тому +10912

    Game Theory: Dale is immortal but doesn't realize it. So he goes around sketchy alleyways practicing his "techniques" and getting shot every time. But since he's bullet-proof he always survives and now thinks that his moves actually work.

    • @beastofbeasts2433
      @beastofbeasts2433 2 роки тому +46

      They do work though.

    • @samlyons1714
      @samlyons1714 2 роки тому +175

      No they don't watch like 3 videos reviewing dales tactics

    • @beepboop2021
      @beepboop2021 2 роки тому +61

      Charlie legit invited dale to try use those techniques and Charlie got clowned on and admired he was wrong

    • @beepboop2021
      @beepboop2021 2 роки тому +12

      Admitted

    • @Mad_Leroy
      @Mad_Leroy 2 роки тому +12

      Underrated comment🤣

  • @hallowgrave
    @hallowgrave Рік тому +24

    11:07 "The Shrimp", as you call it, are called "Hip Escapes" in Jiu-Jitsu. I'm surprised you actually did it well, lol

    • @waltir2187
      @waltir2187 9 місяців тому

      why was he actually good tho

    • @ethanbrown2019
      @ethanbrown2019 Місяць тому

      ​​@@waltir2187 Probably because he's taken Jiu-Jitsu classes

  • @minetieplays2092
    @minetieplays2092 Рік тому +51

    I want to see one of these self defense TikToks where some is pointing a gun at the guy through a car windows and the guy just slowly raises the window in response, it’d be about as effective as Dale’s techniques

  • @TheDeviIDogg
    @TheDeviIDogg 2 роки тому +3103

    As someone who actually handles guns quite often and is around idiots who don't know what trigger discipline is, if you even flinch and the dude has that finger on the trigger he's gonna pull it before you can do anything. You have no idea how many times in the middle of explaining what trigger discipline is I just hear a 'click' followed by an "ooh oops" under someone's breath. It's a lot more funny when they've got the shotguns and they click much louder

    • @mee2556
      @mee2556 2 роки тому +136

      so basically reflex right?

    • @Rageaholic2213
      @Rageaholic2213 2 роки тому +322

      Literally the best self defense advice for an armed assailant is get the fuck away as quickly as possible.

    • @predalien1413
      @predalien1413 2 роки тому +35

      Example you present is flawed, those learning or operating weapon for recreation have a different mentality. The operation on ones trigger during something like this will either be sloppy or delayed. Ex) Take the incident with the retired veteran against two hooligans who tired to rob. Their position and opportunities had at a very advantageous spot. But due their mindset failed miserably.

    • @Memecious
      @Memecious 2 роки тому +8

      ua-cam.com/video/s_affVTGCzc/v-deo.html,..

    • @heavyguy4660
      @heavyguy4660 2 роки тому +6

      If he had any sort of basic grasp of math, he would know how wrong he is.

  • @back-woods
    @back-woods 2 роки тому +3320

    Lol i wouldn't be surprised if dale said "fake a seizure so when the attacker goes to check your pockets, you'll have the element of surprise"

    • @socalkook370
      @socalkook370 2 роки тому +181

      There's a legit case where a shop owner faked a heart attack so he could have time to reach for his gun and pop the robber lmao

    • @heddshot87
      @heddshot87 2 роки тому +51

      Bruh if you make a seizure like move in front of an agressor with a gun he's gonna freak out and shoot you

    • @poweroftruth9258
      @poweroftruth9258 2 роки тому +6

      The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life.

    • @HuntressCarolina8D
      @HuntressCarolina8D 2 роки тому +4

      I think Nick Offerman had a story about doing something similar in one of his books. Except he just acted like a complete lunatic instead. Lol

    • @dumas1516
      @dumas1516 2 роки тому +15

      @@socalkook370 Yo wasn't that guy who owned the gun store a vietnam war vet?

  • @luiscostuna6584
    @luiscostuna6584 9 місяців тому +4

    Imagine trying to disarm a threat by using your hands to push it sideways but then it accidentally shoots a random person

  • @auxuriousz
    @auxuriousz 2 місяці тому +2

    Former estsof member here, distance counters all of these half functional tactics. My instructor told us to have at least 1m of distance between my enemy's hands and my gun. Bonus points if he cannot see the gun directly. You have a ranged weapon, take advantage of it

  • @cole8834
    @cole8834 2 роки тому +4195

    These self defense things are theoretically possible; and my vietnam grandad actually disarmed a guy point blank at a bar once. But a 33% success chance or less is not worth risking your life over.

    • @ACSMEX
      @ACSMEX 2 роки тому +552

      That's the main point I guess. Under the most favorable circumstances they MAY work in a DO or DIE situation. Most of the situations people will find themselves are not like that. Just give the robber your wallet and live another day.

    • @leonhardfrommhold8463
      @leonhardfrommhold8463 2 роки тому +201

      Yea, the push gun up one doesn't actually seem that bad and I was surprised how the gun to head one didn't always fail. But they all seem significantly worse than just giving up your wallet, these are more "hostage about to be killed" and not "wallet about to be stolen" tricks.

    • @ACSMEX
      @ACSMEX 2 роки тому +128

      @@leonhardfrommhold8463 The best move is the one with higher chances of survavility. That will usually be to just give you wallet to the armed person.

    • @goose93
      @goose93 2 роки тому +18

      Hot darn your grandad has led an exciting life

    • @dictatorchips5688
      @dictatorchips5688 2 роки тому +28

      These tricks are only possible if the guy with the gun is distracted

  • @QuixEnd
    @QuixEnd 2 роки тому +1434

    This was actually so hilarious best quote.
    _"Well, ya can't win 'em all, maybe better luck next time"_

    • @gemuman221
      @gemuman221 2 роки тому +64

      I love the entire premise of this video at face value is a couple of guys come up to rob this guy and then become so impressed by his self defense skills that they break out a camera and start testing the extent of his prowess

    • @Mr12Relic
      @Mr12Relic 2 роки тому +8

      Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.

    • @casadilla111
      @casadilla111 2 роки тому +4

      Putting this on my gravestone now, thanks

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor 2 роки тому +7

      Better luck in the afterlife

    • @QuixEnd
      @QuixEnd 2 роки тому +1

      @@Mr12Relic it's not about how you get shot, it's how you get shot and try again. There's always next time

  • @elijahe7612
    @elijahe7612 Рік тому +2

    Everyone loves to imagine that if they were to get mugged, they'd turn into John Wick and pull some cinematic action movie shit.
    But more realistically, most of this wouldn't work and almost anyone who'd try this in a real situation would just be giving themselves a death sentence.

  • @AnimeBugle
    @AnimeBugle Рік тому +13

    Remember kids always shoot first and ask questions later.

  • @AmazinglyAwkward
    @AmazinglyAwkward 2 роки тому +2096

    “This entire video is a PSA on why people need fucking gun safety”
    Matt with the BIG W
    E; just wanted to clarify, as this is one of my biggest liked comments lmao, I live in England but 110% for 2A. Does something drastically need to be done, either to the vetting process or what guns are legally allowed to be sold for self defence so we decrease things like drive by shootings and school shootings? Absolutely. Is a gun one of the best deterrents to someone trying to break into your house, steal your car, rob you or sexually harass you? Damn straight

    • @stinkymart3173
      @stinkymart3173 2 роки тому +27

      I can imagine backyard wrestlers trying all of this at home and inadvertently shooting themselves and their friends

    • @ArMentorLazada
      @ArMentorLazada 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/nEbJgHGjEjA/v-deo.html

    • @Berstain_
      @Berstain_ 2 роки тому +13

      @Your Momsbox what

    • @LikeALocofirefly
      @LikeALocofirefly 2 роки тому +10

      @Your Momsbox bro are you ok lmao you sound like you’ve had a stroke

    • @KoolenDasheppi
      @KoolenDasheppi 2 роки тому +2

      @Your Momsbox What kind of drugs are you on? Lmao.

  • @ethribin4188
    @ethribin4188 Рік тому +5

    Nr 1 way to not get shot:
    Give the robber your wallet.

  • @SourMilk78
    @SourMilk78 Рік тому +47

    Imagine Charlie being a kung fu master with his hair in a ponytail and everything

  • @rootietootie1576
    @rootietootie1576 2 роки тому +1897

    “If you are being attacked by someone who has a knife, let them stab you. This is exactly what you want, because now they don’t have a knife”

    • @shay4261
      @shay4261 2 роки тому +214

      "oh no they pulled it back out!"

    • @minignoux4566
      @minignoux4566 2 роки тому +122

      @@shay4261 "and now you're bleeding out!"

    • @rootietootie1576
      @rootietootie1576 2 роки тому +98

      @@minignoux4566 mission failed, we’ll get them next time

    • @ThePsychosis92
      @ThePsychosis92 2 роки тому +6

      What if hes slashing.

    • @minignoux4566
      @minignoux4566 2 роки тому +1

      @@ThePsychosis92 stab not slash

  • @That_Puppet
    @That_Puppet 2 роки тому +889

    I love how every single online self defense course assumes the assailant is not only immobile, but also within 3 inches of you

    • @blainejackson2857
      @blainejackson2857 2 роки тому +99

      Lol right? Like who the actual fuck would put the gun directly into someone’s chest or skull or something. They would always keep a distance of a few feet so that they have the advantage of being able to shoot you before you can even reach them.

    • @sojtus8681
      @sojtus8681 2 роки тому +42

      @@blainejackson2857 Well the only real scenario why you would put the gun so close, is if you are trying to be stealthy without being noticed by anybody else around, or if you are bluffing with an empty gun.
      That or if you have no confidence in actually being able to hit a target from further then spiting distance. :D

    • @EldeNice
      @EldeNice 2 роки тому +34

      Because those are the requirements for most of the "techniques" to work. You can't disarm someone from a distance and you have like 99% chance of getting shot if the assailant remembers he has other limbs haha

    • @sojtus8681
      @sojtus8681 2 роки тому +4

      To be fair there is not much point in teaching anything that doesn´t assume those things, since at that point your only real move is to pray he is a bad shot. :D

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 2 роки тому

      Also is barely holding onto the gun.

  • @liqix3544
    @liqix3544 Рік тому +5

    "That's my purse, I don't know you"
    -Bobby Hill

  • @Steamaroon
    @Steamaroon Рік тому +9

    The real issue with dale is that the person holding the gun is literally just standing there and letting him have it. Y’all are actually firing the pistol so when you hear the sound you know you’re blown away on that one. If dale did that he’d see how many times he’s a goner

  • @zanebullock
    @zanebullock 2 роки тому +1453

    Dale doesn’t take into account fear and adrenaline. You would not think “ah yea I just gotta roll my shoulder around this gun, easy peasy”

    • @LS-jv9hp
      @LS-jv9hp 2 роки тому +181

      Or the attacker resisting in any form or function. I've seen any of the guys he's against do anything besides try to pull a trigger, usually a fully free second hand.

    • @chunkerino3920
      @chunkerino3920 2 роки тому +6

      because he's just that cool

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 2 роки тому +72

      @Ryan Byrd Yeah, cause guns are only in the hood right? It’s a complete mystery how there’s mass shootings in schools, or shopping malls, dance clubs etc. You watch too many movies dude.

    • @GM-_-FinnJake007
      @GM-_-FinnJake007 2 роки тому +13

      @@phoenixgirl70 americaaaaaaaaaaa f*** yh

    • @kaniq6120
      @kaniq6120 2 роки тому +2

      Or the fact that people will actually you know shoot

  • @dertythegrower
    @dertythegrower 2 роки тому +1877

    The funniest part is "give me your child!" i have watched 1000's of clips of stuff like that, and charlie sure got the acting down well, haahah

    • @bleach___
      @bleach___ 2 роки тому +5

      Paige who

    • @Calvin-ch4oz
      @Calvin-ch4oz 2 роки тому +12

      Well he was in Hunger Games for a reason

    • @alfredoaohansen7468
      @alfredoaohansen7468 2 роки тому +2

      "I'm taking you to a secondary location"

    • @micro5298
      @micro5298 2 роки тому +5

      Why do you watch allot videos about children being kidnapped ? 🆘

    • @peanukinks5444
      @peanukinks5444 2 роки тому

      you watch videos of children getting stolen….

  • @XVI2073
    @XVI2073 Рік тому +2

    love how in the DUST videos the assailant always drops the weapon as soon as he touches it

  • @ProudRavenclaw23
    @ProudRavenclaw23 Рік тому +8

    6:44 the funniest thing I've heard all year 😅

  • @feycatt1332
    @feycatt1332 2 роки тому +597

    the only thing ive learned from dale's self defense class is that if i want to hold somebody at gun point, i should do it from a distance, preferably beyond arms length.

    • @penttikoivuniemi2146
      @penttikoivuniemi2146 2 роки тому +102

      Yeah, that's the thing really. This stuff will only have any chance of working if the mugger is dumb enough to actually push the barrel against you, CCTV footage exists of people doing these crazy disarms in real life because the criminals came too close. But why the fuck would you risk it, if somebody holds you at gunpoint, it means they want your money and aren't out to kill you. Just give them your wallet and walk away alive.

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 2 роки тому +12

      Honestly I would immediately see the gun and not hear what the mugger said causing me to take off leaving a trail of sh*t behind me.

    • @LS-jv9hp
      @LS-jv9hp 2 роки тому +35

      @@penttikoivuniemi2146 Don't forget the people who do actual disarms are military veterans with years of experience who do drills against people who actually fight back. That garbage shit he shows just has the aggressor focus entirely on pulling the trigger that no one would actually do. They'd pull back their body, throw a punch and pull the trigger which would make any of his idiotic techniques fail.

    • @A1phaz0ne
      @A1phaz0ne 2 роки тому +7

      @@penttikoivuniemi2146 Literally this.
      I got jumped one night on my way home. Some dude and his homeboy hit me from behind and got me on the ground. I just quickly yelled out that all my shit was in my pockets. They slugged me two or three more times but they quickly took my shit and ran away.
      Like, life just isn't fair at times. You're gonna find yourself (Unfortunately) in situations where the right option is to just surrender and let them take whatever they're threatening you for. Anything they take can be replaced. Your life however, can't.
      For all videos of people managing to actually beat their mugger, there's literally dozens of unrecorded attempts that ended with people being further injured or even outright killed by a mugger. It just isn't smart to fight back in every situation.

    • @full-timepog6844
      @full-timepog6844 2 роки тому

      literally use the gun for what it is....... a ranged weapon

  • @AcidGlow
    @AcidGlow 2 роки тому +2696

    All of these methods will get you in the morgue. 💀

  • @kayamonn3220
    @kayamonn3220 Рік тому +3

    Another thing is that so many of these scenarios are flashy and would happen in a movie, but are nothing like the self-defense situations people would actually find themselves in

  • @jayclark5912
    @jayclark5912 Рік тому +26

    This gave me some decent Monday laughs. Thanks guys.

  • @Xwii610
    @Xwii610 2 роки тому +774

    Dales lessons work 100% of the time, as long as the aggressor isn't allowed to move.

    • @buddimalliyanapathirana1767
      @buddimalliyanapathirana1767 2 роки тому +48

      as long as the agressor has no more than two brain cells

    • @IanB9612
      @IanB9612 2 роки тому +22

      So long as the aggressor is an NPC

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1261
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1261 2 роки тому +15

      as long as the agressor is completely paralized unable to move talk or pull the trigger and also has the strenght of a new born baby and is also less than 1 meter away from you and also has no functional braincells

    • @slak6464
      @slak6464 2 роки тому +4

      All the lessons work if you play freeze tag with the aggressor

    • @DetroitThreatManagementCenter
      @DetroitThreatManagementCenter 2 роки тому

      You can move if you want but it won’t help it will increase pain lol

  • @CharLeeTheDoomCat
    @CharLeeTheDoomCat 2 роки тому +315

    This video saved my life.
    I was in a situation where I was pointing a gun at an old lady at close distance but then I remembered this video and realised that she could disarm me and use my gun against me so I stepped away so she couldn't reach me anymore and shot her

  • @AceEclipseRL
    @AceEclipseRL 8 місяців тому +2

    This whole operation goes caput after the shooter takes 1 step back

  • @revalone3944
    @revalone3944 Рік тому +8

    7:15 i got jump scared by his hair holy moly

  • @baalrogg
    @baalrogg 2 роки тому +527

    The moral of the story: If you're robbing or hijacking someone, don't hold your firearm within their immediate reach at all times.

    • @CeezGeez
      @CeezGeez 2 роки тому +33

      dale’s defense techniques have no distance limit

    • @Memecious
      @Memecious 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/s_affVTGCzc/v-deo.html,..

    • @M.J44
      @M.J44 2 роки тому +49

      @@CeezGeez I'm gonna disarm the asailant from six meters away
      I'll use my psychic chi powers from the lunar energy of mars to make the enemy sh¡t his pants and cry and yeet the gun into the nearest storm drain

    • @angryoldaz3079
      @angryoldaz3079 2 роки тому +18

      @@M.J44 jokes on you, i have a trench coat full of small firearms. I may have pissed and shat myself once, but I wont do it again!

    • @RNalison
      @RNalison 2 роки тому +6

      @@angryoldaz3079 "I can do this all day."

  • @YodaOnABender
    @YodaOnABender 2 роки тому +277

    Tried this myself, managed to fight off an attacker and make it out with only a few bullet wounds to the head and lungs
    Owe my life to these guys

    • @breawen
      @breawen 2 роки тому

      it only punctured your body, that's very survivable
      edit: your*

    • @sheikhjabooti
      @sheikhjabooti 2 роки тому +3

      @@breawen r/woooosh

    • @goose9514
      @goose9514 2 роки тому +25

      Same, only got some bits of brain missing but it works

    • @Noodles.Doodles
      @Noodles.Doodles 2 роки тому +15

      People only use 10% of their brain so you can lose 90% and be fine. This intelligent option can improve your survivability.

    • @partymachine4898
      @partymachine4898 2 роки тому +2

      Damn we gotta start using this in the military, we’d be unstoppable

  • @jonathanehn3525
    @jonathanehn3525 3 місяці тому +1

    To help the active shooter, he's having a hard time.
    1. It helps to be more than 1 arms length away from your victim if you have a firearm.
    2. Always carry a melee weapon, but a knife is always more personal.
    3. Switching to your secondary is faster than reloading.

  • @subliteratemoron
    @subliteratemoron 8 місяців тому +1

    Head goes forward, weapon goes up and back, bullet enters head.

  • @code_koriel
    @code_koriel 2 роки тому +818

    "Give me your child!"
    Charlie's Maximillianmus impression is spot-on. No wonder he's known as the stand out actor in the Hunger Games.

    • @satan1189
      @satan1189 2 роки тому +9

      Underrated comment

    • @user-bv7qt5xs1p
      @user-bv7qt5xs1p 2 роки тому +7

      i forgot that he even existed

    • @code_koriel
      @code_koriel 2 роки тому +3

      @@user-bv7qt5xs1p same here. But Charlie's amazing performance reminded me of that skidmark

    • @user-bv7qt5xs1p
      @user-bv7qt5xs1p 2 роки тому +1

      @@code_koriel agreed

  • @candshoes1890
    @candshoes1890 2 роки тому +444

    Detroit urban survival actually has a great business model. Anyone who’s tried his moves is dead and can’t tell anyone it doesn’t work

    • @albofrfr
      @albofrfr 2 роки тому +29

      That's actually pretty smart

    • @GoldLink364
      @GoldLink364 2 роки тому +9

      Survivor bias be like

    • @1-501Infantry
      @1-501Infantry 2 роки тому +7

      I've actually said that in his comments lol. All his fans were devastated. All his stuff is done in a controlled enviorment, with no resistance being offered, as is done at his desired speed. Everyone who's been in some shit knows your plan never survives first contact. Catch this dude outside of his "training sessions" and he would get his ass smoked and placed In a body bag

  • @Marc56723
    @Marc56723 Рік тому +8

    Charlie looks like a suburban mom when he’s pretending to drive

  • @eddie_boy_1060
    @eddie_boy_1060 10 місяців тому +2

    2:26 “can’t win ‘em all” *me talking about being held at gun point*

  • @lucadunstan3220
    @lucadunstan3220 2 роки тому +285

    Advanced shooter technique: If you are using a ranged weapon, you can use it as a distance!

    • @complimentbot7015
      @complimentbot7015 2 роки тому +46

      Loading screen tip:

    • @TAKEYOURCREATINE
      @TAKEYOURCREATINE 2 роки тому +17

      Damn, guns can measure distances now?

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 2 роки тому +15

      @@TAKEYOURCREATINE "i'm about 11 guns tall" kinda works.
      one glock = about half a foot? 🤔

    • @gaychainsaw646
      @gaychainsaw646 2 роки тому +1

      Wow! We have made it so far now! Guns can go further 10 meters now? Woooow

  • @sithxle7546
    @sithxle7546 2 роки тому +778

    Charlie really loves his fans he even wants to increase our survivability

    • @crustybomb115
      @crustybomb115 2 роки тому +5

      i mean... wouldnt you want people who add onto your income to stick around for longer?

    • @yeetman826
      @yeetman826 2 роки тому +3

      more merch sales

    • @thetraumatized2703
      @thetraumatized2703 2 роки тому +1

      A true alpha to his pack

  • @subalt2586
    @subalt2586 Рік тому +1

    At 11:24 as someone who does Jiu-Jitsu that is a warmup. Its called a "Hip-escape." You use it to escape mount, which is what he literally is teaching you is a mount escape.

  • @shaquilleoatmeal1977
    @shaquilleoatmeal1977 11 місяців тому +1

    "i have practiced this so i know what to do"
    *casually pulls out a gun*

  • @playboicatie
    @playboicatie 2 роки тому +441

    On a completely real note, a friend of mine was in a car when someone ran up to his window with a gun and tried to rob him. My friend tried to grab the gun and take it. he was shot twice at close range, both bullets punctured his right lung and he died within minutes. These self defense tactics are incredibly unrealistic and dangerous. Thanks for showing exactly why they don’t work.

    • @sadsworth4605
      @sadsworth4605 2 роки тому +9

      Lol

    • @waldolemmer
      @waldolemmer 2 роки тому +19

      > My friend tried to grab the gun and take it
      How do you know? Were you there?

    • @higoodbye7545
      @higoodbye7545 2 роки тому +152

      @@waldolemmer yknow they do investigations when people die sometimes?

    • @waldolemmer
      @waldolemmer 2 роки тому

      @@higoodbye7545 But how would they know he grabbed the gun from an investigation/autopsy?

    • @gmxgm
      @gmxgm 2 роки тому +32

      @@waldolemmer You know this things happen right? Not everybody reacts the same so is quite common shit like that happens

  • @kapiderechte
    @kapiderechte 2 роки тому +324

    "you moved the gun, that's not allowed" the sentence all the 'tactics' depend on

  • @JoseFlores-xh5cj
    @JoseFlores-xh5cj Рік тому +5

    I'd imagine criminals would look up videos on how professionals train to avoid getting robbed and read the comments, now they know all they gotta do is be 5ft away

  • @k1ttyF158er
    @k1ttyF158er 3 місяці тому +1

    Fun video. The "push" method seems reasonable. But that slide-lock maneuver is pretty risky. There are a lot of top slides with SUPER strong recoil springs that are hard to rack even when you have time & the right angle. Also, a Walther PPK for instance, has one of the shortest sight posts ever. There's virtually nothing to grab. (Not to mention revolvers).

  • @AZREDFERN
    @AZREDFERN 2 роки тому +2022

    To be fair, literally any kind of counter will give you a decent chance if someone is holding you point-blank, Hollywood style. If you’re ever holding someone at gun point (in a defense situation), never get any closer than 20 feet. Police have learned from MANY instances that an attacker can easily cover shorter distances before being stopped. Point blank gives them easy access to your own gun, and it’s actually easier to dodge or run. Imagine being 20 feet away. You start running 3 feet left or right, they only have to move the barrel an inch. If you’re point blank, 3 feet is 3 feet.

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 2 роки тому +21

      Doesn't accuracy suffer from 20 feet?

    • @alexarchivechannel6673
      @alexarchivechannel6673 2 роки тому +217

      @@Resi1ience yeah but if you miss just pull the trigger again.
      And again.
      They have a lot of ground to cover before reaching you. You should hit a shot by then

    • @jonathonloredo8026
      @jonathonloredo8026 2 роки тому +118

      @@Resi1ience I mean, yes and no, depends on how experienced the shooter is, but 20 feet is perfectly reasonable to be able to keep on target with a handgun that you’re even remotely familiar with. No firearm (that’s made well) is ineffective at 20 feet or less accurate inherently

    • @C4RL1NN
      @C4RL1NN 2 роки тому +15

      @@alexarchivechannel6673 doesn’t matter, they can easily cover that ground, take the gun from you and kill you even if you’ve hit them more than a few times.
      Sooo many police body cam vids back this up. Remember that one vid donut operator made where he showed some body cam footage of a cop putting (IIRC) like 15+ rounds into a perp and the dude just kept on charging/fighting? It’s because of this that, even if you have your CCW and are a good shot, you should still work on your ground game at least a little- at least to the point where you’re proficient in the basics.

    • @alexarchivechannel6673
      @alexarchivechannel6673 2 роки тому +11

      @@C4RL1NN This wasn't even about whether you would kill the person.
      It's about whether you'd be able to hit a single shot from 20 feet away with (presumably) a semi-automatic handgun.
      I have seen the Donut Operator video of the police officer who shot a guy with 50+ rounds and he was still up and running lmao

  • @TheNovaZone
    @TheNovaZone 2 роки тому +2516

    Matt's "I have no arms" technique could quite possibly be the best self defense method there is

    • @HPD1171
      @HPD1171 Рік тому +123

      well then give me your... um wait, how are you driving?

    • @synnamon_toast_crunch
      @synnamon_toast_crunch Рік тому +81

      @@HPD1171 once they're distracted take the gun

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 Рік тому +27

      @@HPD1171 ever seen those wheelchairs they control with their chin?

    • @Unstrict
      @Unstrict Рік тому +6

      ​@@thesaviorofsouls5210 bro wtf why just walk

    • @shinbu121
      @shinbu121 11 місяців тому +4

      why are you in the driver's seat when you don't have arms LMAO

  • @NeoStele
    @NeoStele Рік тому +2

    "Disabling the firearm" only works that way if it has a hammer. They're using a striker fire weapon, and pushing the slide back will have no effect on the weapon being able to fire.

  • @EduardoTorres-gf8hi
    @EduardoTorres-gf8hi 2 місяці тому

    Man am I glad I listened to the Campbell Urban Survival Training Against Robber Dudes. Really helped me to survive against a robber, dude.

  • @Ani
    @Ani 2 роки тому +3412

    Genuinely, how are those tik toks allowed on the platform? The advice is so laughably bad, and given the reach + the platform it isn't a stretch at all to say that they're genuinely endangering lives. I'm not sure what TikTok's TOS are, but I'm absolutely horrified that fake self defense tiktoks don't violate them.

    • @Purple-Popcorntm
      @Purple-Popcorntm 2 роки тому +6

      ua-cam.com/video/PIB442fhvtI/v-deo.html

    • @Memecious
      @Memecious 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/s_affVTGCzc/v-deo.html,..

    • @adrianpaulochoa9825
      @adrianpaulochoa9825 2 роки тому +43

      Money

    • @spicylemon6255
      @spicylemon6255 2 роки тому +223

      TikTok doesn’t care, they have actual Nazis and shit there too and they don’t care.

    • @dontmatter4423
      @dontmatter4423 2 роки тому +105

      Seriously, why does TIK TOK even exist?

  • @justsomeberd7407
    @justsomeberd7407 2 роки тому +2106

    I never realized how short Charlie is until he’s up next to someone he’s like a max level dwarf from a MMO RPG game

    • @tola6327
      @tola6327 2 роки тому +99

      With how short he is it's probably a better idea to just duck down, a shooter would never be able to reach that far down to shoot him

    • @jetrouski76
      @jetrouski76 2 роки тому +101

      5'6 isn't THAT short. It's just that the other guys are pretty tall. Especially the guy that's like 6'6 lol

    • @Elogamer15
      @Elogamer15 2 роки тому +23

      But Charlie's like 6'5

    • @justsomeberd7407
      @justsomeberd7407 2 роки тому +13

      @@Elogamer15 he’s 5,6 you got the numbers mixed up

    • @Elogamer15
      @Elogamer15 2 роки тому +74

      @@justsomeberd7407 no, I don't think so. He's a 6'5 260lb behimoth.

  • @TwinBow
    @TwinBow Рік тому +2

    majority of these that involve pulling the slide out of battery would be way harder to do on a real gun, it's super easy to pull the slide back on a bb gun

  • @dropkickedmurphy6463
    @dropkickedmurphy6463 Рік тому +1

    I understand how the chest thing works. It's because it's a browning tilting barrel action. This would only work on firearms with that same action, and even then, there is still a chance of an out of battery detonation if the trigger is pressed during this state. The hammer is supposed to not be able to hit the firing pin out of battery, but there is a small delay before the hammer is unable to hit the firing pin as it is cycling. Hi-Points (yeah, THOSE Hi-Points) have a fixed barrel and are delayed by the mass of the slide. Not to mention, these guns are striker fired and will potentially detonate anyway if the trigger is pressed.

  • @danl7442
    @danl7442 2 роки тому +242

    These techniques absolutely work, if your attacker has the grip of a toddler and you happen to be bullet proof

    • @A1phaz0ne
      @A1phaz0ne 2 роки тому +8

      And if they have frequent brain lapses.

    • @stop.me.7395
      @stop.me.7395 2 роки тому +3

      If you're bullet proof then there's no point in disarming the attacker lol. Just take the bullets like a chad and slam his/her head on the ground.

    • @CeezGeez
      @CeezGeez 2 роки тому +1

      also the toddler willingly hands you the gun as soon as you reach for it

    • @lennaymaboyyy4848
      @lennaymaboyyy4848 2 роки тому

      and if they are very drunk

  • @iffyfox9749
    @iffyfox9749 2 роки тому +561

    "Matt try and shoot him he's unkillable"
    Never... EVER give context to this quote. It. Is. Legendary.

  • @jon_weetz
    @jon_weetz Рік тому +1

    3:38 well there’s an advance technique right there
    pd: that moment made me cry

  • @IMINSIDEYOURMUM
    @IMINSIDEYOURMUM Рік тому +1

    This was an incredible bruh moment. Cried of laughter, loved it!

  • @jamesfitzgerald8267
    @jamesfitzgerald8267 2 роки тому +629

    Literally all of these "techniques" fail immediately if the attacker just takes 2 steps back.

    • @mikethompson2745
      @mikethompson2745 2 роки тому +3

      And body armor is useless if they just aim for your head or legs... so why does anyone bother wearing it at all!

    • @thing4826
      @thing4826 2 роки тому +47

      @@mikethompson2745 because aiming for the legs is hard. Taking two steps isn't.

    • @mikethompson2745
      @mikethompson2745 2 роки тому +1

      @@thing4826 If you're two steps away, legs are hard to miss.

    • @thing4826
      @thing4826 2 роки тому +27

      @@mikethompson2745 well good thing the taking two steps back and wearing body armor aren't involved with each other and are instead two completely different actions.

    • @mikethompson2745
      @mikethompson2745 2 роки тому

      @@thing4826 Nice goal post move, when the obvious point is "not everything is effective or useful all the time, but every little bit helps in the right circumstance"

  • @filthyfrank7857
    @filthyfrank7857 2 роки тому +604

    Imagine disarming this guy who had you driving at gunpoint....just for you to crash afterwards because your hands left the wheel

    • @dokeshiXghoulz
      @dokeshiXghoulz 2 роки тому +37

      That is really counter-productive unless you wanna take like 3 ppl with you to the afterlife

    • @sirchafa8472
      @sirchafa8472 2 роки тому +33

      Triple kill

    • @topasworld2538
      @topasworld2538 2 роки тому +19

      Turn on Tesla autopilot secretly

    • @dokeshiXghoulz
      @dokeshiXghoulz 2 роки тому +2

      @@sirchafa8472 *HOLY SHIIIIIT*

    • @HESHRocketWarhead
      @HESHRocketWarhead 2 роки тому +1

      @@dokeshiXghoulz If they're all criminals too, then good enough!
      "Nobody kills me, except me!"

  • @ceferistul05
    @ceferistul05 Рік тому +2

    reminds me of a video with a family (father, mother and daughter) doing this group pistol drill where they would constantly get in each other's way or get caught in a crossfire. i anyone finds it, you're a gentleman and a scholar

  • @StrengthNational
    @StrengthNational Рік тому +2

    The truth:
    Don't do any self defence technique
    If a guy with a gun tells you to give him your wallet, give it to him.
    Only if you know for sure he's about to shoot, then you should do something.

  • @devol3829
    @devol3829 2 роки тому +1330

    Its not just that the techniques are bad, it takes alot of mobility, skill, training and reaction time to even execute them properly.
    Dave teaches the fastest way to get an average person killed.

    • @MrHardstylefever
      @MrHardstylefever 2 роки тому +171

      Also, every single one of those techniques only works if the Shooter does jackshit. He just needs to let it happen. No reaction whatsoever.

    • @kavbtyrhi3472
      @kavbtyrhi3472 2 роки тому +2

      Then why doesn't he say that people are stupid as hell

    • @stalebread9825
      @stalebread9825 2 роки тому +8

      Fr like its some Spider-Man training

    • @Midnightstar2675
      @Midnightstar2675 2 роки тому +59

      That’s what pisses me off so much, a lot of self defense takes time to train with someone in person to actually be helpful. Just watching his videos isn’t enough, and it’s concerning how many people he could be emboldening and making think they can just grab at the gun as if it doesn’t take a split second to pull the trigger, and the person with the gun is waaay more likely to shoot if they think they’re being attacked.
      Could these help someone? Maybe, but it’d be closer to dumb luck than skill. Everyone wants to think they’d turn into a video game mc in a confrontation but without real training it’s hard to have the reflexes and mobility to pull this off like you were saying. people should be encouraged to attend real self defense classes if they can and not just have a vague sense that they can knock the gun out of the way and be fine

    • @howaboutsomesoyfood
      @howaboutsomesoyfood 2 роки тому +13

      also depends on the shooter having the reaction time of a sloth on xanax.

  • @rippilot2113
    @rippilot2113 2 роки тому +427

    The worst part is that all of these techniques rely on the shooter being dumb enough to get so close that they're literally pressing the barrel into you

    • @wizardcat3848
      @wizardcat3848 2 роки тому +9

      Lmao yeah. But some people are dumb

    • @assgoblin9937
      @assgoblin9937 2 роки тому +24

      You underestimate how stupid people can be though, but yeah

    • @ezragonda5378
      @ezragonda5378 2 роки тому +25

      Well any gun disarm requires the robber to be close to you. If they were going to kill you, they’d have done it already. If someone with a gun gets in close to you, it’s because they want something.

    • @MartianManHunter2258
      @MartianManHunter2258 2 роки тому +2

      Or not struggle when the other person is grabbing the gun.

    • @lilcreaper007
      @lilcreaper007 2 роки тому +4

      @@ezragonda5378 yeah as someone who's been robbed before most are desperate and ate just thieves not killers. But put baby in a corner there's no knowing what people are capable off in desperation