Medieval Weapons Tier List

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  • @trentypoo
    @trentypoo 4 роки тому +15417

    I’m unsurprised that Charlie was able to wield a bow so elegantly, as he was originally the main protagonist in the critically acclaimed series known as The Hunger Games.

    • @amadeusartorias1464
      @amadeusartorias1464 4 роки тому +738

      I legit clicked just to find a hunger games comment and then go to sleep

    • @weebamine9827
      @weebamine9827 4 роки тому +284

      Goodnight

    • @mithril4572
      @mithril4572 4 роки тому +192

      @@amadeusartorias1464 Goodnight

    • @funmajorvids3913
      @funmajorvids3913 4 роки тому +145

      @@amadeusartorias1464 goodnight

    • @Tilde_Shii
      @Tilde_Shii 4 роки тому +118

      @@amadeusartorias1464 goodnight

  • @Guppythefish-v2o
    @Guppythefish-v2o 4 роки тому +6130

    i'm just imagining a wizard cornering me in an alleyway, he casts a long complicated spell on me and then some dude pops out of the shadows and breaks my kneecaps with a baseball bat lmao

    • @NbaYoungBoyWithABeard
      @NbaYoungBoyWithABeard 4 роки тому +62

      277 likes, no comments? Don't mind if I do

    • @Hanzer-ns5bh
      @Hanzer-ns5bh 4 роки тому +255

      Summoner builds, breh

    • @golden_toxic2990
      @golden_toxic2990 4 роки тому +51

      This comment is so underrated

    • @chrisward3161
      @chrisward3161 4 роки тому +158

      I could just imagine the situation
      You cower as you stand in the corner the mage stands in front of you speaking in a language you've never heard. He seems to be casting a spell, what it will do you don't know. He finishes as he points his staff in your direction. And in that moment you see......a guy in shorts? "What the fuck" you begin to think as the man pulls something out from behind him. Now you realize....hes not just a man he's a warrior. But its no sword, its a baseball bat. You ready yourself for a potential battle at hand and expect the worst. Then he breaks your knees lol

    • @blackmarktwain9791
      @blackmarktwain9791 4 роки тому +152

      The only words you hear before blacking out are: “NOW MATT!”

  • @ThyUseless
    @ThyUseless 4 роки тому +3361

    I like how Charlie got the video edited to look like he didn’t obliterate that pumpkin with a single punch. What a humble man

    • @kekoproduction4439
      @kekoproduction4439 4 роки тому +159

      He really is the greatest actor of all time

    • @LookiePookie09
      @LookiePookie09 4 роки тому +27

      @@kekoproduction4439 yea he really is

    • @nickhenley1338
      @nickhenley1338 4 роки тому +33

      What are you talking about? He absolutely demolished it

    • @grabe1556
      @grabe1556 4 роки тому +25

      It was obvious it was a new pumpkin board and house because he punched it so hard it obliterated into a million tiny pieces and were shot at such a high velocity that they were more deadly than bullets

    • @mrnubbones8626
      @mrnubbones8626 4 роки тому +3

      Yes very humble

  • @NobuNobuSimp
    @NobuNobuSimp 3 роки тому +354

    "A man's most powerful weapon, his fists"
    *Fucking breaks every bone in his hand after one punch*

    • @rickylucia7598
      @rickylucia7598 Рік тому +8

      The true epitome of one punch man

    • @g_vaibs8005
      @g_vaibs8005 8 місяців тому +2

      As a guy who is famously known as the worst in my dojo, smashing a pumpkin is not that hard lmao

    • @raveolipizza7634
      @raveolipizza7634 7 місяців тому

      ​@@g_vaibs8005depends on ripeness

  • @carljunior1314
    @carljunior1314 4 роки тому +2902

    "the strongest weapon of all a mans fists" hits pumpkin, *screams in pain.

    • @DanzelGlovington
      @DanzelGlovington 4 роки тому +80

      omg I laughed so hard at that, I almost think he exaggerated it for comedy

    • @cw9040
      @cw9040 4 роки тому +128

      You can break your knuckle if you don't punch correctly. the bones in your hand are not very strong. it's why a lot of martial arts use the blade or palm for strikes.

    • @masterjax2449
      @masterjax2449 4 роки тому +15

      You cant use other weapons without your hands

    • @DanzelGlovington
      @DanzelGlovington 4 роки тому +47

      @@masterjax2449 I use telekenisis

    • @andginisin
      @andginisin 4 роки тому +13

      Punching the pumpkin exacerbated his YuGiOh injury

  • @briarmason8737
    @briarmason8737 3 роки тому +5022

    Imagine you're facing someone in a duel. They're twirling a staff and shouting gibberish. You think they're nuts at first, but then you feel your bowels release and see some dude coming at you with a bat. That's some terrifying magic.

    • @scottmartin6709
      @scottmartin6709 3 роки тому +51

      Hahahahahahah. How did this get only 12 likes

    • @PearlBird1
      @PearlBird1 3 роки тому +41

      i have not laughed this much in forever

    • @holykonchu7250
      @holykonchu7250 3 роки тому +121

      The SHIT MAGE with his trusty summon, SLUGGER

    • @beelzebub469
      @beelzebub469 3 роки тому +3

      Bruh

    • @ishigami4622
      @ishigami4622 3 роки тому +19

      @@holykonchu7250 the anal sorcerer

  • @DeathCat9
    @DeathCat9 3 роки тому +5113

    The strongest weapon, a man's fist
    *proceeds to shatter every bone in his hand*

    • @n3rf0r30
      @n3rf0r30 3 роки тому +419

      the bones can heal and regrow, whereas the pumpkin suffered absolutely obliterated internals

    • @uilsoum875
      @uilsoum875 3 роки тому +59

      too strong

    • @AndrewCARNBORN
      @AndrewCARNBORN 3 роки тому +24

      I was wondering why he at least didn't wear gloves or something xd

    • @JassuHuh
      @JassuHuh 3 роки тому +1

      Hahhahaa 🤣

    • @marcosonmarz
      @marcosonmarz 3 роки тому +52

      He’s so strong that he breaks his hands every time he punches

  • @symbiotesoda1148
    @symbiotesoda1148 3 роки тому +88

    The problem with the staff was that you forgot to charge it with a soul gem.
    Also, as an archer, it appears you have a *slight* misunderstanding on how to handle a bow.

  • @Mrbird321
    @Mrbird321 4 роки тому +6165

    Charlie is historically accurate in his eastern-swordsman height at least.

    • @mattmoore2789
      @mattmoore2789 4 роки тому +138

      First comment under the video. Only comment that needs to be seen.

    • @Literallyjustafatbird
      @Literallyjustafatbird 4 роки тому +167

      I wasn't aware that eastern swordsmen were 3ft 2

    • @Tekenginetwo
      @Tekenginetwo 4 роки тому +31

      I'm weezing

    • @FirstSouls
      @FirstSouls 4 роки тому +17

      How is this not top comment

    • @Eboisreal
      @Eboisreal 4 роки тому +8

      He reminds me of kenshin

  • @Metalex0
    @Metalex0 4 роки тому +17919

    Once he does a lot of tier lists, he’s gonna make a tier list on his own tier lists

    • @beekdorrr
      @beekdorrr 4 роки тому +347

      Well he has done 8 and i think that is enough to make a tier list of tier lists

    • @Tsunamiiix
      @Tsunamiiix 4 роки тому +217

      That's actually a great idea

    • @that1dude704
      @that1dude704 4 роки тому +183

      After that, he’s gonna make a tier list of him rating his own tier lists, then it goes on.

    • @elysiumsnakefarm1185
      @elysiumsnakefarm1185 4 роки тому +45

      Him and Matt are probably captolizing this idea right now 🤣

    • @thebestone8872
      @thebestone8872 4 роки тому +17

      And then a few more tier lists and he can make a tier list tier list tier list

  • @lostlang
    @lostlang 4 роки тому +2172

    Picturing someone on horseback throwing a bowling ball is actually terrifying

    • @toby1061
      @toby1061 4 роки тому +92

      I mean in meadow all times they dropped like 50 pounds rocks on enemies seiging a wall.

    • @deelukeragnarvendor2342
      @deelukeragnarvendor2342 4 роки тому +63

      Gyro Zeppeli with his steel balls:

    • @ZaReGFX
      @ZaReGFX 4 роки тому

      :)

    • @RoK.O_Knuckles
      @RoK.O_Knuckles 4 роки тому +1

      @@toby1061 medieval times* lol

    • @toby1061
      @toby1061 4 роки тому

      Брю, Момент Stupid auto correct.

  • @isaacbrenny126
    @isaacbrenny126 2 роки тому +95

    Should’ve tested the pumpkin as a medieval weapon it seemed pretty effective

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy 2 роки тому +6

      yeah, a pumpkin could absolutely destroy another pumpkin. it'd be like the bowling ball but bigger, probably

    • @cabbage6037
      @cabbage6037 11 місяців тому

      @@disposable_income_andy and you could feast after your victory

  • @BUSHNEWK11
    @BUSHNEWK11 4 роки тому +1464

    Florida man caught assaulting innocent pumpkins with medieval weaponry.

  • @soap9277
    @soap9277 4 роки тому +976

    Charlie's spells don't actually use the elements to damage foes, they just summon Matt to bludgeon the enemy.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 роки тому +60

      Conjuration 100

    • @TheOnlyHand
      @TheOnlyHand 4 роки тому +19

      Charlie 100

    • @somethingcryptic1397
      @somethingcryptic1397 4 роки тому +58

      Imagine fighting some random drawf and he is swirling a stick and then some giant just comes out with a mallet and beats you to death

    • @soap9277
      @soap9277 4 роки тому +16

      @@somethingcryptic1397 I've learned in my many travels to never underestimate a halfling with a staff.

    • @soap9277
      @soap9277 4 роки тому +11

      @@pissapocalypse He was raised by powerful sorcerers and has grown to be the most moist mage in the land.

  • @Godzillafan-tv1ks
    @Godzillafan-tv1ks 3 роки тому +2794

    So Charlie’s magic summons a powerful creature known as a “Matt” which assaults the enemies in his stead? I accept this.

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 3 роки тому +121

      Matt is Charlie's stand, then?

    • @trollerpilotxiv3079
      @trollerpilotxiv3079 3 роки тому +34

      @@generalrubbish9513 Is that a JoJo reference

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 3 роки тому +58

      @@trollerpilotxiv3079 Araki's Rule - Anything and everything can potentially be interpreted as a JoJo reference.
      But yes.

    • @JackTheripper911
      @JackTheripper911 3 роки тому +9

      @@generalrubbish9513 holy shit this is the greatest JoJoke of all time

    • @dedbot9872
      @dedbot9872 3 роки тому +2

      It's his stand

  • @Katpheesh
    @Katpheesh 2 роки тому +23

    Pumpkins have a 50 percent defense and has the ability "deflective shell" so thats why some of the arrows could barely pierce through it and some even bounce off of it, so for the arrows to pierce the pumpkin you must have a bow with the power III or piercing enchantment

  • @crafter_6239
    @crafter_6239 4 роки тому +938

    "The fleshlight cutlass, forged in the flames of morewhore"

    • @commie_cat
      @commie_cat 3 роки тому +20

      i read the comment at the exact time he said it, what the fuck

    • @Nai_101
      @Nai_101 3 роки тому +4

      @@commie_cat this happens a lot

    • @nikusson
      @nikusson 3 роки тому +1

      Yes the mild Lotr references XD

    • @omarasif2068
      @omarasif2068 3 роки тому +1

      Valyrian steel

  • @theredgal5638
    @theredgal5638 3 роки тому +2770

    Ahhh yes the world's most powerful spell : "Summon Matt".

    • @samcolton943
      @samcolton943 3 роки тому +120

      Make sure to read the holy words: "Now Matt!"

    • @thefungus4220
      @thefungus4220 3 роки тому +66

      dont forget Matt's most powerful weapon, the home depot sledgehammer

    • @theredgal5638
      @theredgal5638 3 роки тому +41

      @@thefungus4220 ah yes a holy artifact passed down since ancient times.

    • @plantyt3246
      @plantyt3246 2 роки тому +3

      ‘Twas the wind

    • @uwucia
      @uwucia 2 роки тому +1

      matt the wii sport pro

  • @PizzaNuggetPie
    @PizzaNuggetPie 4 роки тому +626

    Charlie spinning that staff like he's trying to manually start an invisible plane rotor as Matt comes out perfectly on cue to mallet the shit out of that pumpkin was magical in and of itself

    • @warwickeng5491
      @warwickeng5491 4 роки тому +3

      This is why I come to youtube

    • @fameolife
      @fameolife 4 роки тому +4

      at the end there, you don't say "in of". You say "in and of itself"

    • @How2Disappear195
      @How2Disappear195 3 роки тому +4

      @@fameolife bruh

    • @ImGairBair
      @ImGairBair 3 роки тому

      I laughed so hard

  • @the_jones528
    @the_jones528 3 роки тому +161

    6:25 Imagine a spell where you summon people with bats to attack your target.

    • @ColdspaceDog
      @ColdspaceDog 2 роки тому +4

      Every summoner ever

    • @jamclone
      @jamclone 2 роки тому +3

      What do you choose: a baseball bat or a spell that summons someone holding a baseball bat

  • @MG_bard_sensei
    @MG_bard_sensei 4 роки тому +1425

    "expectations were too high."
    "i believe my exact words were: it's really shitty, i got it for like 30 dollars at a flea market."

    • @nr1NPC
      @nr1NPC 4 роки тому +2

      Charlies posture and everything, made me realize what wuzz he really is lol

    • @leanbean8962
      @leanbean8962 4 роки тому +1

      matt looks like discount neil drukman

    • @Nezxmi
      @Nezxmi 4 роки тому +21

      @@nr1NPC He's actually just someone who's aware that he's not a fictional movie badass and doesn't want to hurt himself or his friends.

  • @roughcreations3040
    @roughcreations3040 4 роки тому +847

    Imagine walking down the street and someone tries to cast a spell on you but someone comes behind you and clubs you

    • @apexdemond554
      @apexdemond554 3 роки тому +39

      “ magic”

    • @hunter7473
      @hunter7473 3 роки тому +17

      100% thats happened before

    • @tartagliussy529
      @tartagliussy529 3 роки тому +46

      The last world you hear are “NOW MATT!”

    • @aquatazer
      @aquatazer 3 роки тому +8

      @@tartagliussy529 that would be so ridiculously funny

    • @I_Hat123
      @I_Hat123 3 роки тому +6

      I wouldn't even be mad about the broken ribs and concussion

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 4 роки тому +10814

    A Fleshlight Cutlass was actually the preferred weapon of Blackbeard the Pirate.
    - The more you know

    • @alexandermirck2503
      @alexandermirck2503 4 роки тому +25

      Ily

    • @mrendgame7949
      @mrendgame7949 4 роки тому +136

      Justin Y 2.0 but he watches 2 seconds of the video instead of 1

    • @oye6124
      @oye6124 4 роки тому +13

      Dont click riskyy’s link

    • @renaiky2652
      @renaiky2652 4 роки тому +45

      verified person likes incoming

    • @utopes
      @utopes 4 роки тому +3

      Can't wait to ask him myself!

  • @ken_cognito
    @ken_cognito Рік тому +101

    Charlie only struggled with the bow because he is a natural strength build.

    • @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin
      @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin Рік тому +4

      And then you consider that an actual bow requires strength to wield. :D

    • @LORDMM.
      @LORDMM. Рік тому

      ​@@Usammityduzntafraidofanythin he didn't upgrade his aim points tho

  • @colinothebambino
    @colinothebambino 4 роки тому +1355

    This should be a series. "Forged in Fleshlights"

  • @yo-qt6bg
    @yo-qt6bg 4 роки тому +1368

    Next tier list: WW1 Weaponry Tier List
    “First up we got mustard gas...”

  • @bellaball1293
    @bellaball1293 3 роки тому +1565

    Imagine you were in Medieval times and you're trying to fight someone for your only piece of meat for the year and you throw your trusty ol bowling ball and they just catch it

    • @jeffrey9537
      @jeffrey9537 3 роки тому +14

      Lmaoo

    • @purpleey
      @purpleey 3 роки тому +48

      at that point i would just ask if they wanted anything else from me

    • @Mr.Speebus
      @Mr.Speebus 3 роки тому +5

      mortifying to think about.

    • @Syfrox
      @Syfrox 3 роки тому +1

      @@purpleey dead bro lmao

    • @dinoboi7756
      @dinoboi7756 3 роки тому +10

      @@purpleey a look of twisted delight on their face, they turn to you and say "your life"

  • @cinnamonrolls7234
    @cinnamonrolls7234 3 роки тому +18

    Charlie: *trys to breack pumpkin with bare hands*
    Minecraft steve:

  • @SakethCVES
    @SakethCVES 4 роки тому +502

    Charlies mistake was leaveing his knight class on when using the bow, he should have switched to archer.

    • @Angelina-rm2qe
      @Angelina-rm2qe 4 роки тому +27

      now it makes sense he couldn't cast spells

    • @tikalthewhimsicott2736
      @tikalthewhimsicott2736 4 роки тому +16

      He also made the mistake of not switching to the monk class when he was using his fists

    • @pandajohn5911
      @pandajohn5911 4 роки тому +11

      @@Angelina-rm2qe what do you mean? He successfully did the most powerful summoning spell of them all "Summon Legend of Bludgeoning"

    • @rajeshbhalla3881
      @rajeshbhalla3881 3 роки тому

      @@pandajohn5911 knight has a lowered chance of casting spells so one would eventually work

  • @DanielValentin0508
    @DanielValentin0508 3 роки тому +803

    6:44
    The most editing Charlie ever did in a video, were lucky he didn’t shatter the matrix

    • @alpharsenal2118
      @alpharsenal2118 3 роки тому +62

      *Jackson did that wonderful edit

    • @rozanfaust2967
      @rozanfaust2967 3 роки тому +29

      If Charlie makes a video with a minecraft epic gamer intro and the whole video having swag edits and shake effects then its the end of the world.

    • @TheCompleteMental
      @TheCompleteMental 2 роки тому +8

      What edit?

    • @lain1437
      @lain1437 Рік тому

      Wdym? It was real…

  • @benjamintoledo2101
    @benjamintoledo2101 4 роки тому +1820

    It isn't surprising that the only weapon that could hurt Charlie was his own fists

    • @rrriya_1804
      @rrriya_1804 4 роки тому +77

      If he ever broke a nail the supernova radiation would shake the very fabric of space and time

    • @Lb-jk3nw
      @Lb-jk3nw 4 роки тому +7

      This comment is truly perfect

    • @PoorPlyser
      @PoorPlyser 4 роки тому +19

      @MrBeast ✓⃝ SHUT UP, we all know your fake and I'm reporting you

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 4 роки тому +6

      @MrBeast ✓⃝ hmm, you're not mr beast

    • @摂理の空白
      @摂理の空白 4 роки тому +3

      Unstoppable Force meets Immovable Object

  • @tiephen9296
    @tiephen9296 3 роки тому +11

    The flesh light was what was making the sword so powerful if you didn’t have that on it you’d have a pretty hard time cutting through things

  • @semisolidsnake5977
    @semisolidsnake5977 4 роки тому +1312

    the "wizard staff" is actually a normal sized mans walking cane

    • @jeat8986
      @jeat8986 4 роки тому +16

      Ouch

    • @Bagelsnatch
      @Bagelsnatch 4 роки тому +67

      That explains why his mana wasn't channeling through it, man got ripped off

    • @abdhulhackul2620
      @abdhulhackul2620 4 роки тому +34

      Well, what did you expect? Did you seriously believe that wizard staves exist in the 20th century?? What are you dumb?? We all know that the ancient production method of wizard staves are long lost in the passage of time

    • @cakeandicing3540
      @cakeandicing3540 4 роки тому +4

      This comments replies are beautiful

    • @roylim1169
      @roylim1169 4 роки тому +4

      That means his mana control is so good he is able to cast HIGH LEVEL spells with a normal walking cane

  • @bloof5687
    @bloof5687 4 роки тому +781

    its just in, local florida man breaks his hand by punching a pumpkin

  • @Baldthazar
    @Baldthazar 4 роки тому +186

    I'm impressed Charlie is aware of the prevalence of bowling balls throughout the medieval era, he really did his homework.

  • @MBMC_Gaming
    @MBMC_Gaming Рік тому +2

    Charlie looks rather handsome with his hair back. Immaculate thumbnail, really brings out his inner Hunger Games Protagonist.

  • @liamfitzgerald935
    @liamfitzgerald935 4 роки тому +196

    Charlie is such a good actor he perfectly creates the feeling of pain when we all know he can’t feel pain

    • @justrandom9263
      @justrandom9263 4 роки тому +7

      He’s not just a good actor, he is a star

    • @deelim5092
      @deelim5092 4 роки тому +5

      That was why he was chosen to be in the hunger games

  • @levitating_mochi4859
    @levitating_mochi4859 4 роки тому +686

    *literally a pumpkin being tortured with a baseball bat*
    subtitles : *[Music]*

  • @literalmonkey6535
    @literalmonkey6535 3 роки тому +897

    That pumpkin took multiple baseball bat swings without a dent and they really go and bareknuckle it.

    • @mrkiky
      @mrkiky 3 роки тому +42

      well it was a child's baseball bat after all.

    • @geniusdrummer643
      @geniusdrummer643 3 роки тому +60

      But it a was a child’s fist

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 2 роки тому +13

      Yeah but the baseball bat creates blunt force trauma on the inside and creates alot of internal damage without breaking the skin.

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah but the baseball bat creates blunt force trauma on the inside and creates alot of internal damage without breaking the skin.

    • @revengance4149
      @revengance4149 2 роки тому +23

      @@maxbracegirdle9990 I know this feeling when you post a comment-reply but UA-cam is like: lets make it two! the more the merrier

  • @impicky4249
    @impicky4249 2 роки тому +6

    5:10 smelt it through the screen, a true wizard

  • @zibbypoo7287
    @zibbypoo7287 3 роки тому +580

    Ancient Magicians had people with hammers behind their enemies at all times that worked as their magical air spell.

    • @vishnurishik1550
      @vishnurishik1550 3 роки тому +9

      No that spell is a stand summoner

    • @PinkWorm
      @PinkWorm 3 роки тому +3

      Nah that was a necromancer staff

    • @lucamckenn5932
      @lucamckenn5932 3 роки тому +1

      If you're aware of how the Greeks used chemistry to do "real magic" that's even funnier. They essentially did the ancient ye olde equivalent of smoke and mirrors to give the illusion of divine presence. The virgin alchemist versus the chad warrior.

  • @Zamandu
    @Zamandu 4 роки тому +2573

    Charlie should make a Tier List on the worst sponsorship deals he’s had to make

    • @JoJo_Binks_
      @JoJo_Binks_ 4 роки тому +53

      Haha yes. Makes me think of Gus Johnson’s vid on game advertising

    • @arkesh110
      @arkesh110 4 роки тому +129

      It might be against some sort of agreement in certain contracts

    • @noahknowswhat7620
      @noahknowswhat7620 4 роки тому +24

      @@arkesh110 sadly your right, he will never be able to make a tier list on sponsors 😔

    • @9one984
      @9one984 4 роки тому +85

      @@arkesh110 it's not even about the contracts really, it's just a bad move to make sure no one will do sponsorship with him again.

    • @chief8595
      @chief8595 4 роки тому +6

      @@9one984 not for the sponsors he rates highly :P

  • @deyonvandraanen7492
    @deyonvandraanen7492 4 роки тому +382

    Charlie: uses Compound bow as medieval weapon.
    Also Compound bow:
    Was invented after the Atom bomb

    • @NVRSE500
      @NVRSE500 4 роки тому +36

      Also after the computer, headphones, and the first video game actually

    • @joaodala549
      @joaodala549 4 роки тому

      wait a sec you talking about the concept of the compound bow itself or? Cause the original one was waaaaaaaaay back

    • @isaacd52
      @isaacd52 4 роки тому +1

      cant even hit a pumpkin 5 meters away.......

    • @mr.random3611
      @mr.random3611 4 роки тому +1

      There's literally a baseball bat

  • @corbeaudejugement
    @corbeaudejugement Рік тому +17

    15:58 i am terrified of matt's finesse with that bowling ball. where did he summon such eldritch proficiency from

  • @Virtualnerd101
    @Virtualnerd101 3 роки тому +3336

    Nothing screams "medieval weapons" like a fucking baseball bat, lmao.

    • @simonzimmerly5548
      @simonzimmerly5548 3 роки тому +127

      Nah mate, the bowling ball

    • @pommunist
      @pommunist 3 роки тому +21

      Medieval baseball bats were wood not aluminium.

    • @117kazekage
      @117kazekage 3 роки тому +42

      Clubs were well in use

    • @pasteldevaca
      @pasteldevaca 3 роки тому +17

      They used actually living bat's back then

    • @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325
      @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 3 роки тому +3

      @@pasteldevaca they actually used dead bats back now and they are very strong easy s tier

  • @wail2774
    @wail2774 4 роки тому +712

    im so glad that they decised to cast charlie as Katniss Everdeen instead of Jennifer Lawrence for the next hunger games

    • @AdoboSoGuud
      @AdoboSoGuud 4 роки тому +2

      Who should Charlie Everdeen be shipped with? 🤨

    • @Natalie-101
      @Natalie-101 4 роки тому +10

      @@AdoboSoGuud still Tiana but she'd paint herself into a rock with cake decorating skills like peta

    • @wail2774
      @wail2774 4 роки тому

      @@Whatismusic123 sorry

    • @malachiteyesterday8659
      @malachiteyesterday8659 4 роки тому +3

      Unfortunately they had to cancel it because charlie was way too powerful and the set couldnt handle it

  • @cluckingflurry
    @cluckingflurry 4 роки тому +503

    2:50 "Forged in the flames of MorWhore" What a true virtuoso of the spoken word.

    • @palmsky1119
      @palmsky1119 4 роки тому +4

      I thought I misheard him, glad to see that i didn't.

    • @Treyyy8
      @Treyyy8 4 роки тому +2

      He is preparing him self for more hunger games

  • @JohnSmithThe4th
    @JohnSmithThe4th Рік тому +3

    2 years later, this is still peak entertainment.

  • @kwocci3049
    @kwocci3049 4 роки тому +235

    Charlie: "Did they have machetes in medival times"
    Guy in the background: "No, just big knives"

  • @Jack-zf4nz
    @Jack-zf4nz 3 роки тому +551

    “Oh shit, babe someone is breaking in”
    “Quick get my bowling ball”

  • @rabidraccoonplays7811
    @rabidraccoonplays7811 3 роки тому +568

    This reminds me of some middle schoolers finding their parent’s bondage equipment in a closet, and seeing what dishes in the kitchen they can destroy

  • @conili805
    @conili805 3 роки тому +21

    18:45 Charlie just tried to Jojo barrage the pumpkin to awaken his stand

  • @yaboi3339
    @yaboi3339 4 роки тому +704

    "the bat was a childs bat, it was for matt when he was like nine"
    it looked like perfectly proportional to charlies little tiny baby man hands

  • @raicapulido1652
    @raicapulido1652 4 роки тому +316

    Charlie should’ve played Katniss Everdeen in Hunger Games

    • @YuuSen
      @YuuSen 3 роки тому +1

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @creepystonex
      @creepystonex 3 роки тому +4

      @Lego Edric Blight a better role

  • @kompatybilijny9348
    @kompatybilijny9348 3 роки тому +1853

    I did not realise how fucking tiny this mad lad was, holy shit.

    • @annarenfold438
      @annarenfold438 3 роки тому +555

      What are you talking about? It's obviously forced perspective, he's actually the tallest one.

    • @Spork.
      @Spork. 3 роки тому +121

      @@annarenfold438 at least someone gets it

    • @saltwater7366
      @saltwater7366 3 роки тому +54

      @@annarenfold438 Not only that, but the 5' 8" height is the golden height for any human male so technically Charlie is tall.

    • @suchitgutta3624
      @suchitgutta3624 3 роки тому +72

      [deleted] I know you were joking an all but I’m just putting this out there, he’s actually 5 foot 6

    • @saltwater7366
      @saltwater7366 3 роки тому +175

      @@suchitgutta3624 No you are right, I was mistaken. 5 foot 6 is actually the golden height for any human male in existence.

  • @Gyukix
    @Gyukix 2 роки тому +7

    Watching Charlie unleash that flurry of punches on the pumpkin got me literally crying in laughter

  • @jensen_chuah
    @jensen_chuah 4 роки тому +1393

    This guy literally does whatever he wants and we'll still watch. Hell if he sits on a cake and pull a full Goatse while sharting we'll still watch the full video

    • @caboose2741
      @caboose2741 4 роки тому +23

      I'd probs give that video a miss personally ;)

    • @monke7156
      @monke7156 4 роки тому +14

      Duuude I remember him saying that in a vid I can’t remember which tho

    • @BananasAndChickens
      @BananasAndChickens 4 роки тому +6

      I’d definitely watch that

    • @yureiotakughost9464
      @yureiotakughost9464 4 роки тому +6

      Sounds good, cant wait

    • @yummyherbicide7296
      @yummyherbicide7296 4 роки тому +9

      Oh God dont remind me about fart cake

  • @sammich6210
    @sammich6210 4 роки тому +120

    Charlie: well this metal baseball bat couldn't crack it in one hit, but you know what will?
    My *BARE FISTS*

  • @centbran9292
    @centbran9292 4 роки тому +133

    Im shocked that some one who is soo good with bow didn’t show off in the hunger games movie, truly a humble person

  • @Kazoowiii
    @Kazoowiii Рік тому +3

    All seriousness aside, the spellcasting bit with Matt jumping out from behind the wood to viciously attack the enemy has got to be the funniest thing i've seen in a very long time

  • @pathumdilhara3599
    @pathumdilhara3599 4 роки тому +488

    Me in 2020, watching a guy trying to destroy a pumpkin with magic.

    • @TheRockLobsterMafia
      @TheRockLobsterMafia 4 роки тому +13

      I can't imagine trying to explain this to our ancestors

    • @anthonycar5182
      @anthonycar5182 4 роки тому +7

      Trying to destroy a pumpkin with ‘brown magic’.

    • @jonathanhall218
      @jonathanhall218 4 роки тому +1

      He went to South Harmon Institute of Technology.

  • @coopersutherland8550
    @coopersutherland8550 3 роки тому +196

    4:45-I just had the best dnd idea ever.
    A spell where the caster creates a portal next to an enemy, out of which steps a man in his thirties wearing a t-shirt and shorts and holding a small hammer, who smacks the enemy once with said hammer before disappearing again and leaving the enemy confused.

  • @Thas2
    @Thas2 4 роки тому +164

    Need a “produce defense stats” tier lists where Charlie just takes swings at various fruits and vegetables

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 4 роки тому +7

      Coconut would likely be top tier material

    • @razorkee7600
      @razorkee7600 4 роки тому +1

      We definitely need this!

  • @GilTheKing-yx7gz
    @GilTheKing-yx7gz Рік тому +5

    14:20 You were trying to CUT with a BAt. I'm not surprised that this didn't work. Pumpkins don't have bones, so there's no damage that could occur.

  • @felimosmusic
    @felimosmusic 4 роки тому +365

    Can't believe Charlie taught Jennifer Lawerence how to shoot a bow and arrow for the Hunger Games

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 4 роки тому +15

      Just a real comment here to combat the bots 👍🏿

    • @galacticnarwhal9798
      @galacticnarwhal9798 4 роки тому +6

      @@AmazingAutist what do they even mean by gifting if it was real

    • @yothatsprettygayheadass6290
      @yothatsprettygayheadass6290 4 роки тому

      @@galacticnarwhal9798 send stuff to your house

    • @Win-mk9cm
      @Win-mk9cm 4 роки тому

      @MrBeast ✓⃝ ok

    • @tengkualiff
      @tengkualiff 4 роки тому

      No wonder they couldn't afford to make him a lead!

  • @legendsnowsk3139
    @legendsnowsk3139 4 роки тому +625

    I’m surprised sex toys weren’t used back in the 19’s

    • @CRYSTAL-oi3ye
      @CRYSTAL-oi3ye 4 роки тому +13

      It's quite understandable, why buy when you can get the real thing anywhere, anytime for free

    • @sherbertoes3o
      @sherbertoes3o 4 роки тому +14

      @@CRYSTAL-oi3ye *I'm fucking evaporating*

    • @firstname697
      @firstname697 4 роки тому +2

      @@sherbertoes3o uh

    • @sherbertoes3o
      @sherbertoes3o 4 роки тому +9

      @@firstname697 Dont judge me it's a natural phase of the human teenager

    • @Enneamorph
      @Enneamorph 4 роки тому +12

      @@sherbertoes3o Ah yes I remember when I last evaporated in response to a joke, when I was 16

  • @EthGemsnStuff
    @EthGemsnStuff 4 роки тому +2422

    If Charlie was a medieval lord his most trusted warrior would be Sir Moby Hughes.
    - btw I drew Charlie if anyone cares

    • @bilbofrodo5030
      @bilbofrodo5030 4 роки тому +57

      ah yes, sir moby hughes the slayer of demons and dragons!
      edit: the charlie-drawing is phenomenal!

    • @white-eyesbluedragon1767
      @white-eyesbluedragon1767 4 роки тому +1

      @@bilbofrodo5030 i

    • @RogueKnight78
      @RogueKnight78 4 роки тому +13

      Oh not Sir Magnus Dickus

    • @isaac13d
      @isaac13d 4 роки тому

      His preferred formation is the phalanx

    • @Felix-oq8ux
      @Felix-oq8ux 4 роки тому +8

      @niosonwii ok we wont

  • @angeloandrews9005
    @angeloandrews9005 3 роки тому +20

    His name is Charlie Moist. Stand Name: Matt Man Bun. Stand Ability: Hammer Time

  • @storytime6263
    @storytime6263 4 роки тому +388

    Is it just me or does Charlie walk and move like he just got a human body?

    • @bluedaylight1243
      @bluedaylight1243 4 роки тому +63

      Dont be so harsh 😔 its his first time...

    • @manfrom20xx13
      @manfrom20xx13 4 роки тому +40

      He is actually a cyborg with Jesus's soul inside. Give him a couple of months and he should move like a normal human

    • @tiredmann
      @tiredmann 4 роки тому +14

      It's the gamer stance

    • @akidwithapairofscissors4457
      @akidwithapairofscissors4457 4 роки тому +15

      He skipped the tutorial

    • @RockSolitude
      @RockSolitude 4 роки тому +3

      thats what happens when your primary activity is to stream, game and make videos all day

  • @snynn
    @snynn 3 роки тому +3460

    Alt title: Jesus Christ prepares a pumpkin pie with his disciples.

  • @jahilyuh
    @jahilyuh 4 роки тому +87

    The Pumpkin was actually the "SSS" tier right there

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 3 роки тому +26

    Charlie watches the baseball bat repeatedly bounce off the pumpkin
    "Hmmm I will punch it with my fists"

  • @youmeno26
    @youmeno26 4 роки тому +274

    His homies are the real deal, they accompany Charlie in each and every one of his silly shit show no matter how bizarre and embarrassing it is.

    • @Salko_Lu
      @Salko_Lu 4 роки тому +19

      And they are funny as hell!!

    • @karl6403
      @karl6403 4 роки тому +19

      I’m pretty sure Matt works for Charlie

    • @ayushjain6991
      @ayushjain6991 4 роки тому +13

      @@karl6403 I believe he is charlie's manager

    • @VvC_Lad
      @VvC_Lad 4 роки тому +16

      @@karl6403 He does. He said it in the official podcast ep 200

    • @AayushKumar-yy7vc
      @AayushKumar-yy7vc 4 роки тому +7

      @@ayushjain6991 Charlie's friend from college

  • @ruben2423
    @ruben2423 4 роки тому +530

    Why did I expect him to absolutely shatter the pumpkin with his fist

    • @Lb-jk3nw
      @Lb-jk3nw 4 роки тому +85

      What do you mean, he did

    • @Okartel
      @Okartel 4 роки тому +66

      Some fist of the North Star shit, they just forgot to film the pumpkin exploding

    • @palmsky1119
      @palmsky1119 4 роки тому +67

      He did it's just a delayed response from the pumpkin. It will explode in several days.

    • @scyi.3665
      @scyi.3665 4 роки тому +17

      It imploded into nothingness like two hours later

    • @mank7230
      @mank7230 4 роки тому +11

      he’s holding back, clearly

  • @noneofyourbusiness3288
    @noneofyourbusiness3288 4 роки тому +158

    The most dangerous weapon of all: the sword pommel. One throw can end entire empires.

    • @thijmengeluk6543
      @thijmengeluk6543 4 роки тому

      Am I missing a reference here?

    • @noneofyourbusiness3288
      @noneofyourbusiness3288 4 роки тому +25

      @@thijmengeluk6543 Its a meme in the HEMA community on youtube, as there are pictures in old treatise where in a knight unscrews his pommel and throws it at the opponent. This was most likely a joke, but it blew up after Skallagrim made a video about it (basically its a meme that has been around for hundreds of years ^^)

    • @kosmic100
      @kosmic100 4 роки тому +8

      ending it rightly.

    • @skarlet_toki9242
      @skarlet_toki9242 4 роки тому +3

      especially deadly when paired with MACHICOLATIONS

    • @GamerKiller2347
      @GamerKiller2347 4 роки тому

      69 likes nice

  • @WilliamTorres-xj5yy
    @WilliamTorres-xj5yy Рік тому +2

    I can tell you that when you're punching you're gonna want to try to curve your fist a little bit so that way your knuckles are flat, if you do this you won't hurt your knuckles or wrist as much or maybe not at all

  • @michaelfontenot487
    @michaelfontenot487 3 роки тому +552

    My takeaway from this video: Matt is astoundingly feeble

    • @pinkfakecheez
      @pinkfakecheez 3 роки тому +125

      god put all his build points into height and spice tolerance

    • @ineophobe
      @ineophobe 3 роки тому +65

      matt isn't feeble, charlie is just a weak mage

    • @goosegod9414
      @goosegod9414 3 роки тому +9

      @@ineophobe he needs to grind some xp

  • @tc_croatian2642
    @tc_croatian2642 4 роки тому +167

    Charlie, star in the hunger games finally showing his skills with the bow

  • @Dranguinidae_Opalux
    @Dranguinidae_Opalux 4 роки тому +137

    As someone who has trained with a bow, watching them stand forward-facing and pull the bow to like half draw was physically painful to watch.

    • @bluetoothheadset696
      @bluetoothheadset696 4 роки тому +7

      RIGHT? him holding the arrow between his fingers is what really got me

    • @emily_v
      @emily_v 4 роки тому +2

      and the way he used the arrow...

    • @VitamineraPl
      @VitamineraPl 4 роки тому +3

      I mean the bow looked really small tho even if it was compound (idk if its called that in english)

    • @Dranguinidae_Opalux
      @Dranguinidae_Opalux 4 роки тому +1

      @@VitamineraPl yeah it'd be a compound bow. definitely super tiny.

    • @bluetoothheadset696
      @bluetoothheadset696 4 роки тому

      VitamineraPl it looks like just a mini/lightweight compound. i used to work w teens and that’s the kind they’d have them use.

  • @grnlghtt
    @grnlghtt 3 роки тому +4

    Nobody going to talk about the miserable throw at 15:24 ? LOL

  • @hastur-thekinginyellow8115
    @hastur-thekinginyellow8115 3 роки тому +527

    I would definitely rate Charlie as a D tier Medieval weapon, there's a little bit of power behind there, but you're not going to get much mileage out of pulling a Charlie out in a backalley brawl. Even still, you get like maybe one good punch before it runs away holding it's fist, and then you're not getting that Charlie back it's fucking gone and now you're defenseless.

    • @annarenfold438
      @annarenfold438 3 роки тому +41

      Pocket Charlies.

    • @andeemengaming5000
      @andeemengaming5000 3 роки тому +1

      @@annarenfold438 genious.

    • @paulpolito2001
      @paulpolito2001 3 роки тому +7

      S-tier Human Shield!

    • @isabellaalvarez6941
      @isabellaalvarez6941 2 роки тому +12

      wdym charlie is easily S tier. He’s literally jesus christ and has a military arsenal of sex toys to use on mortals unlike himself

    • @user___name2468
      @user___name2468 2 роки тому +2

      charlie is easy the best weapon standing at s+ tier given his sex toy variation of the gates of bablyon

  • @Jlight1
    @Jlight1 4 роки тому +95

    18:08 the sound your dog makes when he’s upset

  • @raman3760
    @raman3760 4 роки тому +50

    Little did we know the “metal” was actually titanium and Charlie was just so incredibly strong the weapon condensed and broke due to the extreme power of Charlie

    • @agasttyadixit09
      @agasttyadixit09 4 роки тому +6

      The peices were not visible on camera because they ripped through the space time continuum and crossed 12 parallel universes

  • @Rabiiid
    @Rabiiid 5 місяців тому +1

    I slowed down the video and analyzed the punch. His fist bends up at the impact, meaning Charlie just hit the pumpkin with his first finger joints LOL.... Yeah, Clench a tight firm fist, Never tuck in your thumb, never bend your wrist, strike with your last three knuckles while hitting flat on the surface you making contact with. Remember your form, elbows up, forearms straight around chin height, block your face, tuck in to block sides or lower shots, good firm foot stance, twist from your lower body like a spring when throwing a punch, etc. idk. ive gotten away with punching wood out of nailed frames and concrete brick walls when i was 13 being bullied in middle school like 15yrs ago. Dunno if i remember right tho

  • @totaltrash4106
    @totaltrash4106 4 роки тому +78

    16:52 he was obviously faking that so he didn’t reveal his super human strength

  • @lopade9267
    @lopade9267 4 роки тому +172

    "strongest weapon of them all, the man's fists"
    **proceeds to lose to a pumpkin**

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 4 роки тому +13

      He was holding back because he didn’t want the others to get hurt by the air blasts.

    • @ihaveasmalltoe533
      @ihaveasmalltoe533 4 роки тому +6

      @@scooble_ and edited it so where we didnt see him obliterate it in one punch. So humble

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 4 роки тому

      He might as well had said "Hi, I'm Charlie and welcome to Jackass" before doing that. Knowing that there are kids watching this who won't get that reference makes me feel old.

    • @timsar4809
      @timsar4809 4 роки тому +1

      @@randomfools808 boomer

    • @eVill420
      @eVill420 4 роки тому +1

      @@randomfools808 not even Kids, I'm 18 and i remember jackass faintly from when I was a toddler

  • @tingtinglin232
    @tingtinglin232 4 роки тому +50

    Thumbnail Charlie looking like he's about to dethrone Katniss and reclaim his starring role in the Hunger games

  • @Chaosgremlin69420
    @Chaosgremlin69420 2 роки тому +1

    I am glad Charlie wielded such childish toys, for if he truly used real ones, the force of his blows would hit harder than a black mocha coffee brew.

  • @ephraimmatthewsebastiansit514
    @ephraimmatthewsebastiansit514 4 роки тому +476

    Charlie: "Was it fatal?"
    Matt: "It will keel..."
    Noice

  • @michaeloleskevych9301
    @michaeloleskevych9301 4 роки тому +441

    I’m starting to think Charlie only has one shirt.

    • @LoveFitsAll
      @LoveFitsAll 4 роки тому +44

      I'm starting to think it's attached at this point

    • @Joyeuse4324
      @Joyeuse4324 4 роки тому +24

      I'm starting to think that the shirt is charlie at this point

    • @roro8073
      @roro8073 4 роки тому +8

      I’m starting to think Charlie is the shirt at this point

    • @DiggOlive
      @DiggOlive 4 роки тому +15

      You need to watch the white shirt tier list.

    • @jadenjoestar3927
      @jadenjoestar3927 4 роки тому +6

      I'm starting to think that Charlie is being held hostage by the shirt at this point

  • @dylanholder8379
    @dylanholder8379 4 роки тому +245

    Girlfriend: "ugh he is probably cheating on me."
    Me and the boys:

    • @Gungrave123
      @Gungrave123 4 роки тому +1

      she was right there in the yard with them

    • @bokang9296
      @bokang9296 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @scandalousporpoise8405
      @scandalousporpoise8405 4 роки тому

      @@Gungrave123 they were talking about themselves not the people in the video. Just the activity

  • @LoliPolice-bf7mw
    @LoliPolice-bf7mw Рік тому +2

    Watching Charlie and Matt lose to a pumpkin on the fists part is the funniest thing I've seen in months

  • @CrimsonOfGold
    @CrimsonOfGold 4 роки тому +237

    “I’m just going to throw it”
    Me: has a Nigahiga flashback

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 4 роки тому +17

      To be fair, the Cutlass fleshlight is way sharper than a katanna

    • @-kentaE
      @-kentaE 4 роки тому +2

      Ah that. Yea it has the same aura

    • @thedarkarts881
      @thedarkarts881 4 роки тому +2

      Fruit punch

    • @vanessawalker6666
      @vanessawalker6666 4 роки тому +3

      I was about to mention this lol I was hella nervous

    • @-kentaE
      @-kentaE 4 роки тому

      Hell of a name and a dp. Change it u madlad

  • @fullmetalpsyche7755
    @fullmetalpsyche7755 4 роки тому +144

    I didn't know a sequel to Monty Python was being made.

    • @nr1NPC
      @nr1NPC 4 роки тому

      Haha, I am not a hater, but from a martial artist point of view, this was like seeing 2 girls trying whatever they tried to do lmao.

    • @fullmetalpsyche7755
      @fullmetalpsyche7755 4 роки тому +1

      @@nr1NPC I think that's what Charlie was aiming to achieve.

    • @urcurlydawg932
      @urcurlydawg932 4 роки тому

      @@nr1NPC that's the point bro.

  • @yando298
    @yando298 3 роки тому +151

    i love how a pumpkin is harder then some american doors

  • @davidniedermeyer8285
    @davidniedermeyer8285 3 роки тому +6

    10:00 a similar weapon would be the falchion.

  • @ishigami4622
    @ishigami4622 4 роки тому +124

    1:35 "That's some binging with babish shit"
    Got me off guard

  • @cb.on.yt22
    @cb.on.yt22 3 роки тому +467

    “did machetes exist in medieval times?”
    “no.”
    machetes that have existed since at least 1000 BC: ✌️😔

    • @loaf_of_beans1619
      @loaf_of_beans1619 3 роки тому +40

      Well, not by that name. They used short swords for the same purpose, but they were much more balanced as they were used for mainly combat instead of clearing brush. Machetes are very top heavy in comparison

    • @danielbrennan2672
      @danielbrennan2672 3 роки тому +1

      Wrong.

    • @igno3798
      @igno3798 2 роки тому +1

      @@loaf_of_beans1619 What about gladius? I think machete is the descendant of that weapon

    • @magnumbeefus
      @magnumbeefus 2 роки тому +3

      @@igno3798 there could be a form that descends from that but there are VERY many different types of machetes. Machetes like the kukri, barong, and Latin all date back very many years ago, latin (bush) being the most common used today. Most of these were commonly used mainly as tools although all of them have been used in combat at some point.

    • @water6006
      @water6006 2 роки тому

      They have existed as Egyptian sword

  • @smokeybear6528
    @smokeybear6528 4 роки тому +178

    “You mean the guy that trained like 50 years”
    “Yeah what a nerd” 😂😂

    • @T-Dawg-lp2sh
      @T-Dawg-lp2sh 3 роки тому

      Sure thing butt head

    • @potatoman9893
      @potatoman9893 3 роки тому

      @@T-Dawg-lp2sh why say butt head why not poop head!

    • @hurtcobain3282
      @hurtcobain3282 3 роки тому +1

      @@potatoman9893 you're too young

  • @beansandleaves
    @beansandleaves 2 роки тому +4

    Seeing Charlie repeatedly hitting the pumpkin with the bat reminded me of a child trying to break a pinata