Medieval Weapons Tier List
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The Liquid Ladder is a zany new measurement system that you can use to safely rank things that many people deem too dangerous to rank. Our patented system goes all the way from S to F, so you can be rest assured that you're getting the most precise information possible. In this episode of Liquid Ladder, Charlie and Matt use medieval weapons.
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"the strongest weapon of all a mans fists" hits pumpkin, *screams in pain.
omg I laughed so hard at that, I almost think he exaggerated it for comedy
You can break your knuckle if you don't punch correctly. the bones in your hand are not very strong. it's why a lot of martial arts use the blade or palm for strikes.
You cant use other weapons without your hands
@@masterjax2449 I use telekenisis
Punching the pumpkin exacerbated his YuGiOh injury
i'm just imagining a wizard cornering me in an alleyway, he casts a long complicated spell on me and then some dude pops out of the shadows and breaks my kneecaps with a baseball bat lmao
277 likes, no comments? Don't mind if I do
Summoner builds, breh
This comment is so underrated
I could just imagine the situation
You cower as you stand in the corner the mage stands in front of you speaking in a language you've never heard. He seems to be casting a spell, what it will do you don't know. He finishes as he points his staff in your direction. And in that moment you see......a guy in shorts? "What the fuck" you begin to think as the man pulls something out from behind him. Now you realize....hes not just a man he's a warrior. But its no sword, its a baseball bat. You ready yourself for a potential battle at hand and expect the worst. Then he breaks your knees lol
The only words you hear before blacking out are: “NOW MATT!”
"A man's most powerful weapon, his fists"
*Fucking breaks every bone in his hand after one punch*
The true epitome of one punch man
As a guy who is famously known as the worst in my dojo, smashing a pumpkin is not that hard lmao
@@g_vaibs8005depends on ripeness
imagine being on a family walk and seeing a guy in his back yard cursing and beating a pumpkin to death with a baseball bat
this is a very common thing to do in the country side
Charlie is historically accurate in his eastern-swordsman height at least.
First comment under the video. Only comment that needs to be seen.
I wasn't aware that eastern swordsmen were 3ft 2
I'm weezing
How is this not top comment
He reminds me of kenshin
I’m unsurprised that Charlie was able to wield a bow so elegantly, as he was originally the main protagonist in the critically acclaimed series known as The Hunger Games.
I legit clicked just to find a hunger games comment and then go to sleep
Goodnight
@@amadeusartorias1464 Goodnight
@@amadeusartorias1464 goodnight
@@amadeusartorias1464 goodnight
"What's the archer going to do if you get close to him?" Stab you with the arrow. Just because the arrow isn't fired doesn't mean it's not an effective poker.
*Im pretty sure this video is sarcastic*
The arrow, also known as a shitty short dagger
Or, a sword, hatchet, mallet, whatever. They were equipped with side weapons.
@@corlex4486 IM GRABBIN ME MALLET
What if he has close counter?
6:25 Imagine a spell where you summon people with bats to attack your target.
Every summoner ever
What do you choose: a baseball bat or a spell that summons someone holding a baseball bat
The strongest weapon, a man's fist
*proceeds to shatter every bone in his hand*
the bones can heal and regrow, whereas the pumpkin suffered absolutely obliterated internals
too strong
I was wondering why he at least didn't wear gloves or something xd
Hahhahaa 🤣
He’s so strong that he breaks his hands every time he punches
Picturing someone on horseback throwing a bowling ball is actually terrifying
I mean in meadow all times they dropped like 50 pounds rocks on enemies seiging a wall.
Gyro Zeppeli with his steel balls:
:)
@@toby1061 medieval times* lol
Брю, Момент Stupid auto correct.
The problem with the staff was that you forgot to charge it with a soul gem.
Also, as an archer, it appears you have a *slight* misunderstanding on how to handle a bow.
Charlie only struggled with the bow because he is a natural strength build.
And then you consider that an actual bow requires strength to wield. :D
@@Usammityduzntafraidofanythin he didn't upgrade his aim points tho
I like how Charlie got the video edited to look like he didn’t obliterate that pumpkin with a single punch. What a humble man
He really is the greatest actor of all time
@@kekoproduction4439 yea he really is
What are you talking about? He absolutely demolished it
It was obvious it was a new pumpkin board and house because he punched it so hard it obliterated into a million tiny pieces and were shot at such a high velocity that they were more deadly than bullets
Yes very humble
Nothing screams "medieval weapons" like a fucking baseball bat, lmao.
Nah mate, the bowling ball
Medieval baseball bats were wood not aluminium.
Clubs were well in use
They used actually living bat's back then
@@pasteldevaca they actually used dead bats back now and they are very strong easy s tier
Should’ve tested the pumpkin as a medieval weapon it seemed pretty effective
yeah, a pumpkin could absolutely destroy another pumpkin. it'd be like the bowling ball but bigger, probably
@@disposable_income_andy and you could feast after your victory
His name is Charlie Moist. Stand Name: Matt Man Bun. Stand Ability: Hammer Time
"expectations were too high."
"i believe my exact words were: it's really shitty, i got it for like 30 dollars at a flea market."
Charlies posture and everything, made me realize what wuzz he really is lol
matt looks like discount neil drukman
@@vipr1142 He's actually just someone who's aware that he's not a fictional movie badass and doesn't want to hurt himself or his friends.
Imagine you're facing someone in a duel. They're twirling a staff and shouting gibberish. You think they're nuts at first, but then you feel your bowels release and see some dude coming at you with a bat. That's some terrifying magic.
Hahahahahahah. How did this get only 12 likes
i have not laughed this much in forever
The SHIT MAGE with his trusty summon, SLUGGER
Bruh
@@holykonchu7250 the anal sorcerer
15:58 i am terrified of matt's finesse with that bowling ball. where did he summon such eldritch proficiency from
Charlie watches the baseball bat repeatedly bounce off the pumpkin
"Hmmm I will punch it with my fists"
A Fleshlight Cutlass was actually the preferred weapon of Blackbeard the Pirate.
- The more you know
Ily
Justin Y 2.0 but he watches 2 seconds of the video instead of 1
Dont click riskyy’s link
verified person likes incoming
Can't wait to ask him myself!
It isn't surprising that the only weapon that could hurt Charlie was his own fists
If he ever broke a nail the supernova radiation would shake the very fabric of space and time
This comment is truly perfect
@MrBeast ✓⃝ SHUT UP, we all know your fake and I'm reporting you
@MrBeast ✓⃝ hmm, you're not mr beast
Unstoppable Force meets Immovable Object
Pumpkins have a 50 percent defense and has the ability "deflective shell" so thats why some of the arrows could barely pierce through it and some even bounce off of it, so for the arrows to pierce the pumpkin you must have a bow with the power III or piercing enchantment
Charlie: *trys to breack pumpkin with bare hands*
Minecraft steve:
True 😂
Once he does a lot of tier lists, he’s gonna make a tier list on his own tier lists
Well he has done 8 and i think that is enough to make a tier list of tier lists
That's actually a great idea
After that, he’s gonna make a tier list of him rating his own tier lists, then it goes on.
Him and Matt are probably captolizing this idea right now 🤣
And then a few more tier lists and he can make a tier list tier list tier list
Florida man caught assaulting innocent pumpkins with medieval weaponry.
Lol
14:06, Auschwitz soldiers when a prisoner escapes
@@saucysap1525 bruh
@@saucysap1525 damn
“I feel threatened”
11:42 never point a bow at yourself without checking if it's loaded.
The flesh light was what was making the sword so powerful if you didn’t have that on it you’d have a pretty hard time cutting through things
I think it was the Damascus steel
Ahhh yes the world's most powerful spell : "Summon Matt".
Make sure to read the holy words: "Now Matt!"
dont forget Matt's most powerful weapon, the home depot sledgehammer
@@thefungus4220 ah yes a holy artifact passed down since ancient times.
‘Twas the wind
matt the wii sport pro
"The fleshlight cutlass, forged in the flames of morewhore"
i read the comment at the exact time he said it, what the fuck
@@commie_cat this happens a lot
Yes the mild Lotr references XD
Valyrian steel
5:10 smelt it through the screen, a true wizard
2 years later, this is still peak entertainment.
This should be a series. "Forged in Fleshlights"
Yes
I-
"It will cliiit :)"
I love this
'There was once a man. A man of pure destruction and death. A fleshlight welding madman'
the "wizard staff" is actually a normal sized mans walking cane
Ouch
That explains why his mana wasn't channeling through it, man got ripped off
Well, what did you expect? Did you seriously believe that wizard staves exist in the 20th century?? What are you dumb?? We all know that the ancient production method of wizard staves are long lost in the passage of time
This comments replies are beautiful
That means his mana control is so good he is able to cast HIGH LEVEL spells with a normal walking cane
"Your fruit killing skills are remarkable."
Charlie is such a good man. I love this guy. Dude. You always find a way to put a smile on my face. Thank you.
Charlie's spells don't actually use the elements to damage foes, they just summon Matt to bludgeon the enemy.
Conjuration 100
Charlie 100
Imagine fighting some random drawf and he is swirling a stick and then some giant just comes out with a mallet and beats you to death
@@somethingcryptic1397 I've learned in my many travels to never underestimate a halfling with a staff.
@@pissapocalypse He was raised by powerful sorcerers and has grown to be the most moist mage in the land.
Charlie should make a Tier List on the worst sponsorship deals he’s had to make
Haha yes. Makes me think of Gus Johnson’s vid on game advertising
It might be against some sort of agreement in certain contracts
@@arkesh110 sadly your right, he will never be able to make a tier list on sponsors 😔
@@arkesh110 it's not even about the contracts really, it's just a bad move to make sure no one will do sponsorship with him again.
@@9one984 not for the sponsors he rates highly :P
the thing about blunt force weapons (like the baseball bat, or a mace) is that they weren’t necessarily meant for hitting direct skin; they might have been kind of effective, but really they were made to damage armor, essentially immobilizing the target if hit in the correct places
Watching Charlie unleash that flurry of punches on the pumpkin got me literally crying in laughter
Next tier list: WW1 Weaponry Tier List
“First up we got mustard gas...”
Cockroach Tier List When?
Dynasty Warriors first
Taste tier list
CBT techniques tier list
Too make mustard gas, you pour bleach and ammonia into one bucket, and wait
So Charlie’s magic summons a powerful creature known as a “Matt” which assaults the enemies in his stead? I accept this.
Matt is Charlie's stand, then?
@@generalrubbish9513 Is that a JoJo reference
@@trollerpilotxiv3079 Araki's Rule - Anything and everything can potentially be interpreted as a JoJo reference.
But yes.
@@generalrubbish9513 holy shit this is the greatest JoJoke of all time
It's his stand
All seriousness aside, the spellcasting bit with Matt jumping out from behind the wood to viciously attack the enemy has got to be the funniest thing i've seen in a very long time
18:45 Charlie just tried to Jojo barrage the pumpkin to awaken his stand
Alt title: Jesus Christ prepares a pumpkin pie with his disciples.
Lol OMG 🤣🤣
This comment wins life
Lol
Haha, good one fPlobs! original joke by: fPlobs Bedrock
Yeah lmao
Imagine walking down the street and someone tries to cast a spell on you but someone comes behind you and clubs you
“ magic”
100% thats happened before
The last world you hear are “NOW MATT!”
@@tartagliussy529 that would be so ridiculously funny
I wouldn't even be mad about the broken ribs and concussion
14:20 You were trying to CUT with a BAt. I'm not surprised that this didn't work. Pumpkins don't have bones, so there's no damage that could occur.
I highly recommend checking out local archery ranges if you're interested in the bow! most will offer at least basic lessons. some sporting goods stores have their own little archery ranges too. last time one I went to was in a Bass Pro shop
its just in, local florida man breaks his hand by punching a pumpkin
You say local like it's piece of orange lol
Then he could be part of his beloved Florida man tier list
Coming from Florida I wouldn’t be surprised
"The pumpkin was reportedly destroyed from the punch. More at 11."
Ok
Good show! I was most impressed by your use of the sword.
Charlie intuitively found the inherent problem with flails, thus proving himself yet again as a master of all weapons.
*literally a pumpkin being tortured with a baseball bat*
subtitles : *[Music]*
Wait really
@@yeetmobileyeet9608 14:13 turn on the sub
Wow it actually says that
Music to my ears
my favourite smashing pumpkins tune
Charlie spinning that staff like he's trying to manually start an invisible plane rotor as Matt comes out perfectly on cue to mallet the shit out of that pumpkin was magical in and of itself
This is why I come to youtube
at the end there, you don't say "in of". You say "in and of itself"
@@fameolife bruh
I laughed so hard
10:00 a similar weapon would be the falchion.
Depending on the time, you'll most commonly see either an Arming sword or a Longsword/Greatsword (same thing). You may also see some axes, spears, etc.
“Oh shit, babe someone is breaking in”
“Quick get my bowling ball”
*busts half the staircase*
Charlies mistake was leaveing his knight class on when using the bow, he should have switched to archer.
now it makes sense he couldn't cast spells
He also made the mistake of not switching to the monk class when he was using his fists
@@Angelina-rm2qe what do you mean? He successfully did the most powerful summoning spell of them all "Summon Legend of Bludgeoning"
@@pandajohn5911 knight has a lowered chance of casting spells so one would eventually work
Discovered time travel and accidentally fell back in the Medieval era, but I remembered this video. Thank you for the A+ content that we all truly need, I even came back to this time just to let you know. Going back now, it is my time
thanks man! it wasnt quite a portal but i did need this!
That pumpkin took multiple baseball bat swings without a dent and they really go and bareknuckle it.
well it was a child's baseball bat after all.
But it a was a child’s fist
Yeah but the baseball bat creates blunt force trauma on the inside and creates alot of internal damage without breaking the skin.
Yeah but the baseball bat creates blunt force trauma on the inside and creates alot of internal damage without breaking the skin.
@@maxbracegirdle9990 I know this feeling when you post a comment-reply but UA-cam is like: lets make it two! the more the merrier
I did not realise how fucking tiny this mad lad was, holy shit.
What are you talking about? It's obviously forced perspective, he's actually the tallest one.
@@annarenfold438 at least someone gets it
@@annarenfold438 Not only that, but the 5' 8" height is the golden height for any human male so technically Charlie is tall.
[deleted] I know you were joking an all but I’m just putting this out there, he’s actually 5 foot 6
@@suchitgutta3624 No you are right, I was mistaken. 5 foot 6 is actually the golden height for any human male in existence.
This was the first vidio that I wached in this chanel... strong start!
Nobody going to talk about the miserable throw at 15:24 ? LOL
6:44
The most editing Charlie ever did in a video, were lucky he didn’t shatter the matrix
*Jackson did that wonderful edit
If Charlie makes a video with a minecraft epic gamer intro and the whole video having swag edits and shake effects then its the end of the world.
What edit?
Wdym? It was real…
Charlie: uses Compound bow as medieval weapon.
Also Compound bow:
Was invented after the Atom bomb
Also after the computer, headphones, and the first video game actually
wait a sec you talking about the concept of the compound bow itself or? Cause the original one was waaaaaaaaay back
cant even hit a pumpkin 5 meters away.......
There's literally a baseball bat
During sieges it was common for the men on the walls to drop rocks on attackers. So bowling balls for castle defense is pretty accurate.
Trust me if that was morning star. That pumpkin would just dissapear.
"the bat was a childs bat, it was for matt when he was like nine"
it looked like perfectly proportional to charlies little tiny baby man hands
Hurtful :(
Just like the Bow
🤥
Kinda mean
@@Joe-qk4eg ?????
If Charlie was a medieval lord his most trusted warrior would be Sir Moby Hughes.
- btw I drew Charlie if anyone cares
ah yes, sir moby hughes the slayer of demons and dragons!
edit: the charlie-drawing is phenomenal!
@@bilbofrodo5030 i
Oh not Sir Magnus Dickus
His preferred formation is the phalanx
@niosonwii ok we wont
I respect Charlie’s awareness of his surroundings and making sure he doesn’t un-alive his best friend and manager while wielding epic medieval weapons. Props for not killing your friend bro
Charlie saying my name is an unexpected, but nice surprise 7:00
And no worries, adding some more points in *Mind* will increase your fp and make your spells more effective
Charlie: "Did they have machetes in medival times"
Guy in the background: "No, just big knives"
Yeah,they were called Kriegmessers.
@@junichiroyamashita oh wow ty
im so glad that they decised to cast charlie as Katniss Everdeen instead of Jennifer Lawrence for the next hunger games
Who should Charlie Everdeen be shipped with? 🤨
@@AdoboSoGuud still Tiana but she'd paint herself into a rock with cake decorating skills like peta
@@Whatismusic123 sorry
Unfortunately they had to cancel it because charlie was way too powerful and the set couldnt handle it
as an archer here are some tips for ur archery skills. that is a compound hunting bow and is used mostly for long distance and animals so its harder to rapid fire. instead u should get a recurve bow and it was used back in 1400s and is perfect for mid and short range especially in rapid fire
Charlie looks rather handsome with his hair back. Immaculate thumbnail, really brings out his inner Hunger Games Protagonist.
This reminds me of some middle schoolers finding their parent’s bondage equipment in a closet, and seeing what dishes in the kitchen they can destroy
Fuckin' what???
This is way too specific to be a made-up scenario
@@vencelfoldi8236 right
Bro??
Did that happen to you?
2:50 "Forged in the flames of MorWhore" What a true virtuoso of the spoken word.
I thought I misheard him, glad to see that i didn't.
He is preparing him self for more hunger games
No doubt, best part of the video is Charlie confidently announcing "Oh, I'm right on the money" before totally whiffing an arrow shot from 20 feet away
Just imagining a summon where someone just appears behind you and hits you with a blunt weapon and runs away. Unstoppable, S tier surely
Charlie is such a good actor he perfectly creates the feeling of pain when we all know he can’t feel pain
He’s not just a good actor, he is a star
That was why he was chosen to be in the hunger games
His homies are the real deal, they accompany Charlie in each and every one of his silly shit show no matter how bizarre and embarrassing it is.
And they are funny as hell!!
I’m pretty sure Matt works for Charlie
@@karl6403 I believe he is charlie's manager
@@karl6403 He does. He said it in the official podcast ep 200
@@ayushjain6991 Charlie's friend from college
I see we share a similar fist size. Good thing about tiny fists is that you can get through the guard. Sad thing is that once we're through we're just punching with a baby fist and it does zero damage to anything but our fists.
Flurry of babyfists is the only play.
Charlies punches were so powerful, the matter of the pumpkin opened up and closed right after the impact
Me in 2020, watching a guy trying to destroy a pumpkin with magic.
I can't imagine trying to explain this to our ancestors
Trying to destroy a pumpkin with ‘brown magic’.
He went to South Harmon Institute of Technology.
I'm impressed Charlie is aware of the prevalence of bowling balls throughout the medieval era, he really did his homework.
Charlie with that ponytail is Jetstream Sam in a different timeline, which to be honest, fits him pretty well
18:45 *Standing here, I realize, you were just like me, trying to make history~*
Ancient Magicians had people with hammers behind their enemies at all times that worked as their magical air spell.
No that spell is a stand summoner
Nah that was a necromancer staff
If you're aware of how the Greeks used chemistry to do "real magic" that's even funnier. They essentially did the ancient ye olde equivalent of smoke and mirrors to give the illusion of divine presence. The virgin alchemist versus the chad warrior.
Can't believe Charlie taught Jennifer Lawerence how to shoot a bow and arrow for the Hunger Games
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@@AmazingAutist what do they even mean by gifting if it was real
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@MrBeast ✓⃝ ok
No wonder they couldn't afford to make him a lead!
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Something about watching him smack the pumpkin with that bat was hilarious
Why did I expect him to absolutely shatter the pumpkin with his fist
What do you mean, he did
Some fist of the North Star shit, they just forgot to film the pumpkin exploding
He did it's just a delayed response from the pumpkin. It will explode in several days.
It imploded into nothingness like two hours later
he’s holding back, clearly
This guy literally does whatever he wants and we'll still watch. Hell if he sits on a cake and pull a full Goatse while sharting we'll still watch the full video
I'd probs give that video a miss personally ;)
Duuude I remember him saying that in a vid I can’t remember which tho
I’d definitely watch that
Sounds good, cant wait
Oh God dont remind me about fart cake
I almost cried when I went to the description and saw he didn't say This is the Greatest Medieval Weapon Tier List Of All Time
I was 100 percent expecting someone to break a knuckle lol. There's a reason boxers wear gloves and wrapping under them lmao.
Charlie should’ve played Katniss Everdeen in Hunger Games
Underrated comment 😂
@Lego Edric Blight a better role
He did lol
Is it just me or does Charlie walk and move like he just got a human body?
Dont be so harsh 😔 its his first time...
He is actually a cyborg with Jesus's soul inside. Give him a couple of months and he should move like a normal human
It's the gamer stance
He skipped the tutorial
thats what happens when your primary activity is to stream, game and make videos all day
Seeing Charlie repeatedly hitting the pumpkin with the bat reminded me of a child trying to break a pinata
the genuine terror that Charlie had in his face was terrifying
But Charlie doesn’t need weapons since he can turn water into weed.
Exactly
He’s a weed bender as well
And blood into wine
@@Cruscker yup
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