Silent Night (2012) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  6 років тому +1779

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  • @joelr3695
    @joelr3695 6 років тому +4625

    I feel like when I die I’m going to see James A. Janisse say “You’ve been added to the kill count”

    • @iAlexDunkley
      @iAlexDunkley 6 років тому +64

      Chaos Joel we can only hope

    • @shape5915
      @shape5915 6 років тому +72

      Lol I hope I get a dull machete

    • @ghostlytavern129
      @ghostlytavern129 6 років тому +6

      Chaos Joel I really hope that happens to me

    • @WingZX1103
      @WingZX1103 6 років тому +7

      That is some dark hilarious stuff right there.

    • @twist_ending7545
      @twist_ending7545 6 років тому +3

      Omg your profile, is from a movie i used to like

  • @patri6kd3mps3y8
    @patri6kd3mps3y8 5 років тому +3385

    I was afraid the mom with the bad heart was gonna die but I’m so glad to see it was her daughter after she slapped the pills out of her hand

    • @RealTreyOlds
      @RealTreyOlds 5 років тому +242

      And the old lady in the church when the Santa killer kills the reverend

    • @thetajikball9654
      @thetajikball9654 5 років тому +15

      Patri6k D3mps3Y

    • @Valintinestudios
      @Valintinestudios 5 років тому +67

      That kid wouldn’t last two minutes in a Mexican house hold

    • @reesebynumgames5964
      @reesebynumgames5964 5 років тому +71

      Thank god, I didn't want the elderly woman to get murdered. Still the Killer is an bad personal

    • @JoseFrancisco-vb7ln
      @JoseFrancisco-vb7ln 5 років тому +10

      Very cool patrick

  • @rattlesnake2345
    @rattlesnake2345 5 років тому +1516

    Wait this town only has ONE road? Just One?
    Civilian in the town: where is your house?
    Other civilian: its just up the road

    • @AnnoyinglyFast
      @AnnoyinglyFast 5 років тому +74

      Where can I turn in these tax papers?
      At a building just down the road.

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 5 років тому +42

      Where's the porn shop?
      Just up the road, feller!!!

    • @Reposessor
      @Reposessor 5 років тому +1

      ikr that's what I thought to lmao

    • @ScreamingLordRocky
      @ScreamingLordRocky 5 років тому +48

      Gonna take my horse to the one town road

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 5 років тому +14

      Civilian: Hey officer, where’s the bank
      Officer: Just up the road

  • @nuhunla1930
    @nuhunla1930 4 роки тому +1669

    Kid: "Santa sucks..."
    James A. Kringle: "You know something, you suck!" *Angrily eats banana*

  • @UnkleRiceYo
    @UnkleRiceYo 5 років тому +2966

    That old woman saying"I won't say a word" is actually pretty good, really feel for her

    • @academyjason
      @academyjason 5 років тому +228

      I like that Santa only kills those who Deserve it
      A killer nonetheless,but like Chaotic Neutral

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 4 роки тому +132

      @@academyjason More like lawful evil

    • @God_gundam36
      @God_gundam36 4 роки тому +82

      @@academyjason i mean i wouldn't say most people in this film deserve it.

    • @drago939393
      @drago939393 4 роки тому +104

      @@academyjason Wtf you talking about, he sadistically butchered a bunch of innocent people.

    • @epicultima6449
      @epicultima6449 4 роки тому +25

      @@drago939393 most of the victims did deserve it tho,like the priest

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 6 років тому +2853

    **Axe hits on the door**
    Santa: HOHOHO!!! HERE'S JOLLY!!!

  • @elchirpo3016
    @elchirpo3016 6 років тому +918

    1:15 I think I speak for most of us when I say James is the hook of the show

    • @stephenarndt5890
      @stephenarndt5890 6 років тому +6

      Preach

    • @djvmx1226
      @djvmx1226 6 років тому +13

      I have a question for you sir...
      WHO PUT YOU ON A PLANET? 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CVM.J
      @CVM.J 6 років тому +3

      El Chirpo tell james to review bone and tomahawk

    • @nikeyascott9650
      @nikeyascott9650 6 років тому +3

      DJ VMX ink

    • @jimthepickens9898
      @jimthepickens9898 6 років тому +3

      ”Most of us”?

  • @augistry5439
    @augistry5439 2 роки тому +113

    the maria kill is so damn brutal, wood chipper is a hell of a way to go especially since he put her in feet first cold hearted kringle

    • @efrenmoreno3
      @efrenmoreno3 7 місяців тому +5

      I thought she died the most brutal death tbh 😭😭

    • @droidfilmz
      @droidfilmz 5 місяців тому +2

      It’s leagues better than the meat grinder (not a woodchipper but similar) kill in Texas Chainsaw 3D. God that looked awful

    • @mattb6646
      @mattb6646 6 днів тому

      Technically he put her in foot first... he already took the other foot at that point

  • @SolrSurfr3
    @SolrSurfr3 5 років тому +956

    10:27 You can tell they shot this part in several takes because “Karson” looks different every time they go back to the chalkboard, and for some reason it’s absolutely hilarious to me

    • @pokerface4
      @pokerface4 5 років тому +69

      Haha you're right it actually does. Looks smaller and thin but grows.
      Double takes, Double screwed.

    • @karamkaakaji6036
      @karamkaakaji6036 4 роки тому +4

      No thEre iS twO s’S

    • @themarkiscookin
      @themarkiscookin 4 роки тому +14

      Double s double screwed

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 4 роки тому +6

      I never noticed that before. That is hilarious!!

    • @starviper1646
      @starviper1646 4 роки тому +12

      The line under the word dissappears in one of the takes as well.

  • @austinkruse7610
    @austinkruse7610 6 років тому +277

    The Long Silent Night is finally over... as the morning sun finally comes up to end the night...
    Tbh, this was an interesting series

    • @mrflipperinvader7922
      @mrflipperinvader7922 6 років тому

      Yeah yuh

    • @agustinval1508
      @agustinval1508 6 років тому +14

      We went from controversy
      To garbage
      To shit
      To weirdness
      To weird androids
      And finally we reached alrightyness

    • @austinkruse7610
      @austinkruse7610 6 років тому

      mr. plutonium you can say that again

    • @thatlilhunta3342
      @thatlilhunta3342 6 років тому

      Austin Kruse not really

    • @Gesuspiece
      @Gesuspiece 6 років тому

      @@thatlilhunta3342 just stop

  • @JoeMama-ys2tz
    @JoeMama-ys2tz 5 років тому +1218

    "YOU NEED TO TAKE ME TO THE MALL."
    *Santa kills the girl*

  • @travypatty7590
    @travypatty7590 4 роки тому +687

    I was so curious when he couldn’t show Dennis’s kill that I searched it myself and regret everything. I think James made the right decision.

  • @Cinderkin
    @Cinderkin 6 років тому +255

    James you're in for a well deserved holiday and I hope you have a good one. You worked damn hard this month by giving us so much content. Thanks for all the entertainment each and every upload!

  • @Jackie-McCann
    @Jackie-McCann 6 років тому +200

    “Usually a character’s usually 16 before they become slasher fodder.”
    Oh yeah? Watch “Beware! Children at Play”. The finale of that movie is INSANE.

    • @CurtyTails
      @CurtyTails 6 років тому +2

      Sounds trashy...you have me intrigued...i dont watch enough trashy horror films

    • @AlienWithABox
      @AlienWithABox 6 років тому +9

      @@CurtyTails It's a great turn-your-brain-off slasher film. The cover art even has a fake "don't watch if you're pregnant or faint of heart" warning on it.

    • @Glibber777
      @Glibber777 6 років тому +2

      Remember Star Wars.

    • @pkman947
      @pkman947 6 років тому +1

      That ending has to be one of the best in cinema hostory

    • @Levleup
      @Levleup 6 років тому

      EquestrianAngel:Curt
      It’s a Troma film

  • @ghoulz4brainz
    @ghoulz4brainz 6 років тому +9918

    *When you realise James has two beards-*

  • @MrMoon.
    @MrMoon. 4 роки тому +97

    The interesting part about this movie is that the Santa is slightly sympathetic one like in the church with the terrified old lady, it sorta shows that the darkest people have tiny bit of kindness in them

  • @AJWrenn-kj7mj
    @AJWrenn-kj7mj 6 років тому +118

    "Properly contaminates the crime scene"
    I like the premise of the show a bit, but its the writing and delivery that really makes Kill Count worth watching. Keep being awesome.

  • @gamingdemon12
    @gamingdemon12 5 років тому +471

    17:10 "TOASTY!"
    OMG thank you for doing that

    • @gdscratcher9795
      @gdscratcher9795 5 років тому +3

      GamingDemon 12 I like how this comment has 188 likes but no comments. I will be the first comment.

    • @colbycarlin6825
      @colbycarlin6825 5 років тому +2

      GamingDemon 12 love it too brotha, only some get it

    • @gamingdemon12
      @gamingdemon12 5 років тому

      @@gdscratcher9795 thank you

    • @gamingdemon12
      @gamingdemon12 5 років тому

      @@colbycarlin6825 true fans will understand

    • @yanceyguzman5480
      @yanceyguzman5480 5 років тому

      @@wolve-potter5775 yeah

  • @Sneaky_Horse
    @Sneaky_Horse 6 років тому +741

    "good thing it wasn't garbage day!!!!!!" 😂😂😂

    • @chaotic3962
      @chaotic3962 6 років тому +7

      Dallas Smith he should have edited in the meme lol.

    • @tracytorres3477
      @tracytorres3477 6 років тому +1

      Dallas Smith fu##ing wow 😂

    • @ether9344
      @ether9344 6 років тому +1

      Garbage day is the day some people die very gnarly deaths.......😂

    • @ashleyescamilla
      @ashleyescamilla 6 років тому +1

      Ur brother a mother

    • @mariatoarba849
      @mariatoarba849 6 років тому +1

      I know... especially if MY name is Maria

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +596

    "Sorry, I'm just trying to stay off UA-cam's naughty list"
    Looks like you were safe, as you weren't age restricted

    • @lel8928
      @lel8928 4 роки тому +13

      Guess who’s back back back
      Back again
      Just some guy without a mustache is back
      Tell your friends

    • @djwjdjqisjjqjsannens
      @djwjdjqisjjqjsannens 4 роки тому

      yay :D

    • @pizzacrumbles
      @pizzacrumbles 4 роки тому

      @@lel8928 fool,you fool

    • @lel8928
      @lel8928 4 роки тому

      Pizza crumbles 😢

    • @rumendoychev8285
      @rumendoychev8285 4 роки тому +1

      We meet again.

  • @NickNitro03
    @NickNitro03 6 років тому +918

    James has no issues looking like an idiot. You da man James

    • @rabidrabids5348
      @rabidrabids5348 6 років тому +28

      You talking about the santa costume? He still looks better than me on my best day.

    • @jakeybooyoutube
      @jakeybooyoutube 6 років тому +2

      RABID RABIDS lol

    • @CVM.J
      @CVM.J 6 років тому

      Nick Nitro tell james to do bone and tomahawk

    • @Jamie-z1j1e
      @Jamie-z1j1e Рік тому

      when james said that the part when the guy gets electrocuted by the christmas lights reminded him of the death scene in silent night deadly night part 2 with the car battery but better i was like yeah but instead of a car battery they used christmas lights

  • @Taylor-cu2dh
    @Taylor-cu2dh 6 років тому +380

    James:So we can stay off of UA-cam’s naughty list
    UA-cam: *DEMONETISED*

  • @janicekant4105
    @janicekant4105 5 років тому +131

    The funniest part of when James eats the banana is when he looks away. His eyes move faster then his actual head as if that kid hurt his feelings.

  • @d4rkscarletwitch
    @d4rkscarletwitch 4 роки тому +414

    8:49 I love how he let her live and he even gave her money too Ik he’s a killer but he’s honestly a nice one..

    • @ilimuninati4929
      @ilimuninati4929 4 роки тому +62

      Professionals have standards

    • @Justarandomartist28
      @Justarandomartist28 4 роки тому +54

      I was literally praying he wouldnt kill the old lady. That was a pretty cute scene in a very weird way.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 роки тому +30

      @Im NoT LiKe OtHeR gIrLs - you can be emotionally invested in what happens to fictional characters. Isn’t that what makes media interesting?

    • @rsj2631
      @rsj2631 3 роки тому +6

      @🌸Sakura🌸 wow who would of guessed it was a movie smart guy 😐

    • @williammonaghan9147
      @williammonaghan9147 3 роки тому

      Very good comment Mr "I have a piss kink"

  • @jacobsquist8393
    @jacobsquist8393 6 років тому +135

    *When James pulls out another kill count before Christmas to finish Silent Night Deadly Night*
    Pulled a Sneaky on ya

  • @sosig5667
    @sosig5667 6 років тому +331

    Hey James! just a suggestion but it’d be so cool if you could give us your pick for golden chainsaw and dull machete out of all the kills you counted in 2018.

    • @stabykid419
      @stabykid419 6 років тому +8

      OMG YAS

    • @honoursplace3291
      @honoursplace3291 6 років тому +19

      he'll most likely do that again for when he hits his 2 year anniversary. He did something similar for his first year of Kill Counts. Just wait

    • @cameronmoose4554
      @cameronmoose4554 6 років тому +5

      Yeah like GOLDEN CHAINSAW DOE 2018 IS!!!!!!

    • @emili0645
      @emili0645 6 років тому +7

      It's really hard to take u seriously, just the profile pic *where is the lamb sauce*

    • @jbeckdev9965
      @jbeckdev9965 6 років тому

      Sosig

  • @urielt1504
    @urielt1504 6 років тому +415

    I want to illuminate to the audience why I'm a Patron and why you should become one too. By the time this comes out publically, James will have released three full kill counts and a podcast in four days. From my limited video editing experience, it takes at least two or three days to edit a single kill count, let alone write, film and deal with frivolous and captious copyright and upload issues. Had I not known how assiduous is James, I would have deduced he has a hot tub time machine.

    • @adamdoran1398
      @adamdoran1398 6 років тому +7

      Yeah james has really been putting this series into overdrive I pledged to him a while ago and its the best 20 bucks I ever spent.

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  6 років тому +61

      Thanks so much for all your support, guys! But I can't take all the editing credit - the reason I've been able to do so many extra videos lately is thanks to my assistant editors Bry and Zoran and the person who does my graphics for me now, Clara!

    • @Rath460
      @Rath460 6 років тому +2

      Nice Mortal Kombat reference at 17:07 there, @@DeadMeat

    • @jmorel42
      @jmorel42 6 років тому +1

      Anyway to support him w/o going through Patron

    • @herberine
      @herberine 6 років тому +2

      I wish I could, but I have no money. :/

  • @LivingDeadGirl45
    @LivingDeadGirl45 4 роки тому +80

    When James said don’t get all jealous of that girl knives I was like oh what is he talking about and then I remembered Scott Pilgrim vs the world

  • @skits8408
    @skits8408 5 років тому +25

    I'm so glad the old lady at 8:50 survived I got so scared for her

  • @bradymckiddy8322
    @bradymckiddy8322 5 років тому +167

    I'm so glad he spared the old woman.

    • @subscorpion9560
      @subscorpion9560 5 років тому +15

      he even spares tiffany's little sister

    • @bellyisadorable2754
      @bellyisadorable2754 5 років тому +10

      IKR it’s so nice of him.

    • @fixedglitch3621
      @fixedglitch3621 4 роки тому

      Lmao that comment above me

    • @lel8928
      @lel8928 4 роки тому

      Lmfao the comment above me

    • @fixedglitch3621
      @fixedglitch3621 4 роки тому

      Reverses spell* JAJAJJAJAJAJA UR GAY NOWWWW 😂😂😂🤣😂😂

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 6 років тому +117

    I feel that this movie is the best out of the series.

    • @austinkruse7610
      @austinkruse7610 6 років тому

      Compatriot i agree

    • @peeprzboi214
      @peeprzboi214 6 років тому +2

      Yeah even though it's bad the other movies are baddererer.

    • @Sevofthesands
      @Sevofthesands 6 років тому +10

      Its average by remake standards and the story isn't shit.. but then again the bar for the series itself isn't very high really.

    • @HippieGoddess142
      @HippieGoddess142 6 років тому

      It truly was a good movie.

    • @yinv2894
      @yinv2894 5 років тому

      @@peeprzboi214 you sound like my dad

  • @ShadowGaming-bk3qt
    @ShadowGaming-bk3qt 3 роки тому +34

    12:15 even when James Blurs Dennis's graphic death, you can still Dennis's head get chopped in 2 like a damn firewood.

  • @g-dog_eswshockwave
    @g-dog_eswshockwave 5 років тому +55

    9:18
    The story used in the flashback was actually based on a real life tragedy called the Covina Massacre. Where a man crashed his ex-wife’s Christmas party with a homemade flamethrower and a gun.

  • @sashen6678
    @sashen6678 5 років тому +278

    I heard the whole concept of the killer Santa with a homemade flamethrower was inspired by an actual event... EDIT: It was the Covina massacre...

  • @bob343536
    @bob343536 6 років тому +28

    Watching all these cruddy Silent Night movies really makes me appreciate the stellar “Black Christmas” from 1974. It may be dated but it’s still the best Christmas horror movie I’ve ever seen! Happy holidays everyone!! 🎄

  • @The_Unknown_Mister_E
    @The_Unknown_Mister_E 4 роки тому +59

    I think the kill works the same as an electric chair they use for executions, like you said with the metal cap in his head, which was probably conducive. He probably connected wires in the Christmas lights to it, and I’m pretty certain that the reason he gets cooked in his own skin can probably come from the infamous scene in the Stephen King classic “The Green Mile”, where the sponge was dry, something that real prison guards weren’t supposed to allow. The Santa killer probably didn’t have a wet sponge to kill him quickly and less painfully because he wanted a more painful death for the deputy... but hey, that’s just my theory tbh, and not even all that original more than likely.
    Still, it’s an amazing kill in the movie, and I honestly hold it the highest for how well the opening scene for this movie is done, the simplicity of the kill and how it isn’t really over done like most movies do tbh.

    • @IMightBeError
      @IMightBeError 3 роки тому +1

      Wait, The Green Mile was a Stephen King movie?

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 3 роки тому +2

      @@IMightBeError yep and just as well, it was the best role Michael Clarke Duncan got aside from the Kingpin in *Daredevil* and Kilowog from *Green Lantern* of course

  • @reiniest
    @reiniest 6 років тому +61

    *silent night: remade with better crap*
    But seriously James, you have been working hard and all, but you need to have a good holiday

  • @slaywee
    @slaywee 5 років тому +171

    17:09 damn it i was gona comment Toasty but James already beat me to it. Love your reference mate.

  • @daniellolive8592
    @daniellolive8592 6 років тому +54

    Never clicked off the other "silent night deadly night" videos so fast

  • @armandas5656
    @armandas5656 3 роки тому +77

    in my opinion, this is on of the best remakes, because just like James said, its tries to be its own movie and having respect to the original

  • @plompf586
    @plompf586 5 років тому +1105

    Silent night:kills kid
    A quiet place: am I a joke to you

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 5 років тому +24

      Phonok and don’t forget ‘Season of the Witch’ (the non-Michael Myers Halloween movie)

    • @nobody-pr7fg
      @nobody-pr7fg 5 років тому +7

      *This* is a good movie though.

    • @KlicClacJr
      @KlicClacJr 5 років тому +10

      Phonok pet sematery

    • @war_Machine-ti4ps
      @war_Machine-ti4ps 5 років тому +3

      @@nobody-pr7fg that was fuckin amazing

    • @prouddoge1004
      @prouddoge1004 5 років тому +6

      Phonok it2 joins the party

  • @Nightmare77110
    @Nightmare77110 5 років тому +242

    These movies in a nutshell
    1. PUNISH
    2. Garbage day is the best day of the week
    3. Human Mojo Jojo
    4. A bunch of witches BUG the shit out of a lady
    5. Some Android Boi loves his mommy
    6. PUNISH mark 2

    • @onyxsavior7179
      @onyxsavior7179 4 роки тому +9

      For some reason this makes me laugh:
      *P U N I S H*
      ...mark 2

    • @angrytheclown801
      @angrytheclown801 4 роки тому +4

      @@onyxsavior7179 *P U N I S H*
      ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

  • @RainIncorporated
    @RainIncorporated 4 роки тому +583

    “usually a kids sixteen before they get in the slasher films”
    Me having turned sixteen: 👁👄👁

    • @AidenLS
      @AidenLS 4 роки тому +38

      come back in 2 years you will be able to do more stuff in slasher films.

    • @jaydenmilligan5202
      @jaydenmilligan5202 4 роки тому +10

      @@AidenLS 😐

    • @wyntryx7977
      @wyntryx7977 4 роки тому +12

      2 more years and you'll be able act in more than slasher films

    • @ShinoIsInnocent
      @ShinoIsInnocent 4 роки тому +8

      **Dances is 14 year old**

    • @mileycrwilliams1637
      @mileycrwilliams1637 4 роки тому +5

      dances in 15 year old

  • @breadtasteweird
    @breadtasteweird 6 років тому +172

    17:08 good editing skills

    • @drive2926
      @drive2926 6 років тому +3

      Ikr 😂😂😂 had me rolling

  • @txhit2234
    @txhit2234 6 років тому +155

    “Double S, Double screwed!” 😂 10:30

    • @aassad3374
      @aassad3374 6 років тому +1

      I love that

    • @thearttable7612
      @thearttable7612 6 років тому

      It was so weird right when he said that I saw this comment😂

  • @alexantinoro2391
    @alexantinoro2391 5 років тому +66

    James A. J makes these videos very entertaining, especially with the added humor

    • @alextorres4667
      @alextorres4667 5 років тому +4

      you're trying too hard to get hearted

  • @electrickfox
    @electrickfox 4 роки тому +27

    I died when James randomly ate that banana after yelling you suck 😂

  • @jms7969
    @jms7969 6 років тому +122

    Hey Santa's nice! He didnt kill the old lady at the church.🙂

    • @subscorpion9560
      @subscorpion9560 5 років тому +7

      and later give's tiffany's (the blonde) little sister a candy cane

    • @markkrouse600
      @markkrouse600 5 років тому +6

      Killing 15 people and being nice to one. Yeah, that’s nice

  • @coltonhastings9083
    @coltonhastings9083 5 років тому +28

    I love how James is SUCH a Adam Sandler fan, he quotes him alllllll the time

  • @tweezle9952
    @tweezle9952 6 років тому +128

    I died laughing when you said “You Suck!” And then ate a banana 🍌 😂 4:12

  • @skii8809
    @skii8809 3 роки тому +17

    16:49 bro looks like he got a pizza slice slumped on his face😂

  • @sameralhamdan7424
    @sameralhamdan7424 6 років тому +660

    Silence of the lamb kill count

    • @PrincessCadancee
      @PrincessCadancee 6 років тому +8

      (Spoiler?) Man seeing Mason's face scared me.

    • @SexyButCurious
      @SexyButCurious 6 років тому +14

      The whole series including ManHunter(1986) and Hannibal Rising.

    • @jacobrengen
      @jacobrengen 6 років тому +2

      Samer Alhamdan hello there Clarice fly back to your nest little starling

    • @bigkahunaburger1092
      @bigkahunaburger1092 6 років тому +2

      Plz do Tucker and Dale

    • @sirenofthesea7802
      @sirenofthesea7802 6 років тому

      That'd be awesome! The whole brain thing almost made me puke. Got to admit though, Dr. Lecter does have his few moments of kindness. But, that just might be me. ^-^

  • @bouf9151
    @bouf9151 6 років тому +239

    Do texas chainsaw massacre!

    • @sugarykoi5320
      @sugarykoi5320 6 років тому +2

      that's the same thing i was thinking

    • @thisisacryforhelpimtrapped7005
      @thisisacryforhelpimtrapped7005 6 років тому +2

      Recommend movies/series to do on his gmail because it's easier for James to see.

    • @auuuuugh4296
      @auuuuugh4296 6 років тому

      _ANA_ _BOI_ yes!

    • @jermer06
      @jermer06 6 років тому

      yea he should, but isnt the first movie banned in like 7 different countries

    • @yinv2894
      @yinv2894 5 років тому

      You didn't say the magic word.

  • @vulgarprophet8655
    @vulgarprophet8655 4 роки тому +51

    James A. Janisse never fails to entertain.

  • @anotherrandomkid6028
    @anotherrandomkid6028 2 роки тому +48

    Merry Christmas! Also, I wonder if James will create a kill count for Dexter (2006), even though it is not a horror.

    • @keltonfulkerson7133
      @keltonfulkerson7133 2 роки тому +3

      @Archie And Friends!*coughs* jurassic park *coughs*

    • @aaroncoats7600
      @aaroncoats7600 2 роки тому +2

      I would love to see that I love that show

    • @AnonymousKiryu
      @AnonymousKiryu 2 роки тому +2

      @Archie And Friends! Jurrasic world and Jurrasic park be like: Ahem, You were saying?

    • @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875
      @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 Рік тому

      @Kelton Fulkerson the JP movies are horror-adjacent

  • @Dxwnlxad
    @Dxwnlxad 6 років тому +470

    4:12 had me dead when he ate the banana all disappointed 😂
    Omg so many likes,

    • @IHAVEHEROBRINE947
      @IHAVEHEROBRINE947 5 років тому +4

      Dxwnlxad please tell me you know what movie that is from

    • @Dxwnlxad
      @Dxwnlxad 5 років тому +2

      @@IHAVEHEROBRINE947 nope😂😂😂

    • @IHAVEHEROBRINE947
      @IHAVEHEROBRINE947 5 років тому +6

      Dxwnlxad it’s from the movie Billy Madison with Adam Sandler

    • @Dxwnlxad
      @Dxwnlxad 5 років тому +1

      @@IHAVEHEROBRINE947 wait, I love that movie but I haven't watched it in so long

    • @devilxali_2123
      @devilxali_2123 5 років тому +2

      I got 4k likes in a video

  • @kek4567
    @kek4567 5 років тому +358

    Why are these 2010's movie remakes always so dark?

  • @torchwood00
    @torchwood00 6 років тому +42

    Initial release: 30 November 2012 (USA)
    Director: Steven C. Miller
    Based on: Silent Night, Deadly Night; by Charles E. Sellier Jr.
    Screenplay: Jayson Rothwell
    Producers: Richard Saperstein, Phyllis Laing, Shara Kay, Brian Witten

  • @TrebTron
    @TrebTron 4 роки тому +10

    THE WAY JAMES EAT THAT BANANA WHEN HE SAYS "you know what you suck!" IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!

  • @zachcouch1987
    @zachcouch1987 6 років тому +62

    Someone who can work in a Nelly refence in a Killer Santa movie is a god amount mere mortals.

  • @goompo
    @goompo 5 років тому +81

    *Oh my God*
    *James acknowledged Ellen Wong as being Knives Chau*
    *_My Scott Pilgrim nerdiness has been fulfilled_*

    • @youngdaggerdick1403
      @youngdaggerdick1403 4 роки тому +4

      Glad someone noticed

    • @gamerfan5879
      @gamerfan5879 4 роки тому +4

      Yep and I just rewatched Scott pilgrim in honor of the game coming back

  • @cassio8315
    @cassio8315 6 років тому +233

    Still waiting for the Grinch kill count

    • @TheJetmedix
      @TheJetmedix 6 років тому +22

      Jamie Brown I’m still waiting for the sherk kill count

    • @cassio8315
      @cassio8315 6 років тому +11

      One day we need to completely destroy James sanity and make him do a lord of the ring kill count

    • @brewmaster2912
      @brewmaster2912 6 років тому +2

      Jamie Brown The grinch doesn’t kill people

    • @TheJetmedix
      @TheJetmedix 6 років тому

      Jamie Brown this ain’t it chief

    • @TheJetmedix
      @TheJetmedix 6 років тому +10

      zeynep erdogmus r/woooooosh

  • @thomasharrington1477
    @thomasharrington1477 3 роки тому +14

    Goldberg's costume and look in "Santa's Slay" actually looks kind of good, he almost reminds me of Tim Allen's Santa apart from the murder stuff

  • @maximumpower98
    @maximumpower98 5 років тому +25

    Kills
    1. Deputy Jordan 2:01
    2. Norwood Girl 3:26
    3. Alana Roach 5:18
    4. Goldie 6:26
    5. Frank 6:43
    6. Maria 7:15
    7. Reverend Madeley 8:38
    8. Jane Jones 9:36
    9. Mayor Revie 11:18
    10. Tiffany Revie 11:56
    11. Dennis 12:13
    12. Stein Karsson 13:13
    13. Deputy Giles 14:08
    14. Sheriff Cooper 14:23
    15. Hank Bradimore 14:41
    16. Jim Epstein 15:30
    17. Ronald Jones, Sr. 16:33

    • @omego69
      @omego69 2 роки тому +4

      thanks man

  • @Cringinator4000
    @Cringinator4000 6 років тому +14

    You can pause at pretty much anytime James is on screen and he'll look like he's having a jolly time. Keep up the good work! (I know that no one cares but I've been here since the first kill count)

  • @m.v_mil
    @m.v_mil 6 років тому +67

    This is like the Christmas version of Rob Zombie's Halloweens

    • @megashark1013
      @megashark1013 6 років тому +4

      Except some characters were actually likeable?

    • @m.v_mil
      @m.v_mil 6 років тому

      @@megashark1013 kind of

    • @peeprzboi214
      @peeprzboi214 6 років тому

      Rob Zombies, Christmas Remake

  • @gtaylor1442
    @gtaylor1442 4 роки тому +13

    Ah, that electrocution kill in the beginning is my favorite. While not particularly gory, it’s a possible reference to the jack skellington’s electric chair seen while he sings “jack’s obsession”

  • @kennethabankwa5135
    @kennethabankwa5135 5 років тому +32

    17:12 yasssssa mortal kombat reference

  • @kylepollack3029
    @kylepollack3029 5 років тому +13

    Something I love about this movie is the cinematography, every shot is so well done

  • @bellasothercorner8234
    @bellasothercorner8234 5 років тому +42

    The reference to what happened to Monday was hilarious “good thing it wasn’t garbage daaayy!!”

  • @nigelgoldberg4727
    @nigelgoldberg4727 2 роки тому +23

    Oh my god, I remember watching this movie as a little kid. I cannot believe I forgot about this. The kill to Maria in Christmas Tree place stuck with me for so long.

  • @dreaveronica6944
    @dreaveronica6944 6 років тому +13

    I see James took some inspiration from Hausu with those effects at the end there. I was so scared I almost turned into a pile of bananas

  • @SageLatrans
    @SageLatrans 6 років тому +86

    Murder Santa would be perfect if there was a Purge: Seasons Greetings

    • @billiemullican3261
      @billiemullican3261 6 років тому +3

      Yessss

    • @bruh_man254
      @bruh_man254 6 років тому +1

      TheAmericanGryffindor ye

    • @atomiclr6369
      @atomiclr6369 6 років тому +1

      That wouldn’t make sense in universe tho, doesn’t the purge happen in the summer? Still a cool idea.

    • @SageLatrans
      @SageLatrans 6 років тому +1

      @@atomiclr6369 The president thinks the purge isn't working so adds the holiday purge

    • @beatsandmusic5697
      @beatsandmusic5697 6 років тому

      TheAmericanGryffindor the purge is a holiday in the movie

  • @KitsuneRokaku
    @KitsuneRokaku 6 років тому +16

    8:02 That Mean Girls reference is SO FETCH!

    • @pixieoftheopera
      @pixieoftheopera 6 років тому +3

      Lydia Cebreros stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen

    • @lee210294
      @lee210294 6 років тому

      @@pixieoftheopera Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just STAB CAESAR!

  • @Siptom369
    @Siptom369 3 роки тому +25

    One of the better horror movie remakes out there

  • @_sofafos_3516
    @_sofafos_3516 5 років тому +44

    James: And he just cuts off the pastures fingers!? Holy Sh*t
    Me: yes James, he really was a holy sh*t

  • @ghosty1954
    @ghosty1954 6 років тому +79

    We're really close to Christmas day everyone!!!

  • @quinnkehoe483
    @quinnkehoe483 5 років тому +20

    “This guy’s just askin to get PUNISHED!!!!” Lol James is such a good host!

  • @jimthebottle6647
    @jimthebottle6647 3 роки тому +8

    Nobody:
    Every MCU fight scene ever: 15:44

  • @stevenmattrell3448
    @stevenmattrell3448 5 років тому +22

    17:07 Top ten saddest anime deaths

  • @matthewchalfont559
    @matthewchalfont559 6 років тому +36

    Love the Scott pilgrim reference
    Thank you

  • @rubyrose9258
    @rubyrose9258 6 років тому +27

    8:03 Huh, I didn't know we were watching Mean Girls

  • @MJAYZ007
    @MJAYZ007 4 роки тому +5

    Horror movie killer: *exists*
    James: IM GONNA COUNT AND RATE THIS MANS ENTIRE CAREER

  • @terry8755
    @terry8755 6 років тому +55

    7:11 loved the national lampoons Christmas vacation reference James!!

    • @kenji_1225
      @kenji_1225 6 років тому +1

      I noticed that too

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD 5 років тому +72

    Double S.
    *DOUBLE SCREWED*

  • @tack3232
    @tack3232 6 років тому +59

    4:14 Won the award for best moment in a kill count............................ James eating a banana!!!!!!

  • @loki1456
    @loki1456 2 роки тому +8

    I like to see happy families, it's nice.
    I love seeing happy families in horror movies too. Which usually means it turns sad when people die.

  • @Winchesterfilmmaker
    @Winchesterfilmmaker 6 років тому +53

    17:07 to 17:12 👏👏👏👏 Great Mortal Kombat reference

  • @alexgiles536
    @alexgiles536 5 років тому +84

    James should cover either the Hostel movies or the Collector movies

    • @subscorpion9560
      @subscorpion9560 5 років тому

      i second that

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 5 років тому +3

      Maybe those will be after ‘Final Destination’, we’ll have to wait and see I guess. Although Foundflix has videos for the Collector films

    • @OfficerFriendly2006
      @OfficerFriendly2006 4 роки тому +2

      And considering what happens in the collector 2, James is going to have a tough time covering them.

    • @alivebacontgm2
      @alivebacontgm2 Рік тому

      Both are literally getting covered

  • @cupcakekiller7545
    @cupcakekiller7545 6 років тому +188

    The random picture of Barack Obama in the background at 3:51👌👌😂😂

    • @toefungo8257
      @toefungo8257 6 років тому +2

      Cupcake Killer it is

    • @Cwhirt910
      @Cwhirt910 6 років тому +27

      Not that random, most Police stations put up a picture of the current President.

    • @theguythatcomments9141
      @theguythatcomments9141 6 років тому +11

      if only it was Barack Yobama

    • @oracle-jo7co
      @oracle-jo7co 6 років тому +1

      @@theguythatcomments9141 if only....

    • @thekingping1877
      @thekingping1877 6 років тому +1

      Fact's

  • @wakkowarner1572
    @wakkowarner1572 4 роки тому +31

    Christmas is the scariest night. Halloween: HEY THATS MY JOB

  • @starwarsfanatic-df2ce
    @starwarsfanatic-df2ce 5 років тому +90

    Kid: Santa sucks.
    James: You know something, YOU SUCK!
    Also James: Randomly takes a bite out of a banana.
    Me:😆

  • @g0ddish434
    @g0ddish434 5 років тому +35

    4:51
    "It is the scariest damn night of the year"
    Halloween: Am I a joke to you?

  • @PlacidSine
    @PlacidSine 6 років тому +38

    3:49 i love James so much for this Scott pilgrim vs the world reference

    • @ladpocks69_19
      @ladpocks69_19 6 років тому +3

      Aw hell yeah I'm not the only one

    • @icarus3_674
      @icarus3_674 5 років тому

      Wooo hooo im not alone

  • @jasonmcginty6719
    @jasonmcginty6719 4 роки тому +5

    I am a total gore hound when it comes to horror movies, like the kind of person who watches all of the Saw and Hostel series several times through and always goes for the unrated versions. But something about that wood chipper kill still gets me even now.

  • @damadlad3604
    @damadlad3604 6 років тому +317

    YOU NEED TO DO FINAL DESTINATION KILL COUNT ALREADY
    edit: I’m not sure if it’s completely true but this comment got a reply saying he won’t do final destination
    RIP

  • @masterwho2439
    @masterwho2439 6 років тому +44

    8:41 28 stab wounds!

    • @laurene988
      @laurene988 5 років тому +13

      Didn't want to give him a chance huh? Did you feel anger?
      ((nice icon BTW))

    • @goldenzerow5306
      @goldenzerow5306 5 років тому +1

      Paines

  • @nerofogg6585
    @nerofogg6585 6 років тому +138

    Friday the 13th: jason takes Christmas

    • @bradyberry2777
      @bradyberry2777 6 років тому

      Love taking other people's comments for likes, huh? Ouch.

    • @fazepetergr1f326
      @fazepetergr1f326 6 років тому +2

      @@bradyberry2777 its not always taking he probably didn't see it who knows

    • @bradyberry2777
      @bradyberry2777 6 років тому

      @@fazepetergr1f326 shhh, be quiet ginger

    • @tastegreat5109
      @tastegreat5109 6 років тому +3

      The Friday before Christmas

    • @claudiakovacs1824
      @claudiakovacs1824 6 років тому

      I agree whit ya

  • @zbeqju
    @zbeqju 3 роки тому +4

    Fun fact: the actor playing the annoying mall Santa also played Harvey Bullock in Gotham and in one of the animated Batman series there was a scene in which Harvey Bullock was, in fact, an annoying mall Santa