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I've had an icicle fall on my head before from my grandma's garage in roughly the same location and I was totally fine. All I had to do was ironically ice my wound.
Why are hospitals always so dark and deserted? When my wife gave birth, even at early hours of the morning, there was still plenty of light and nurses running around. No way any of this shit would ever happen.
Ultimate Observer so what people get what they are saying so you don’t need To correct somebody like other people don’t understand what the person saying you’re not perfect so don’t act like you are
He explained that the reason he came off as unenthused is because this was before Dead Meat became his full time job. When he was making them, he was often tired from his old day job.
Coming back here from the Texas Chainsaw kill counts and it's so evident how much more confident in front of the camera you've become. Well done, mate!
I feel like it hurts the creepiness of Billy as a character when you try to explain why he's a crazed killer. Billy in the original was a mystery, with the audience only ever clearly seeing one of his eyes, but otherwise remained unseen. His phone calls were so unhinged and weird that they only served to make him even creepier. There's no explanation, no hint to the why, he's just a lunatic on a killing spree. The fact that you never clearly see his face, and it's implied that he's still in the house with the final girl at the end only serve to make the whole thing more unnerving.
A large part of the original was the mystery and allowing the audience to fill in the gaps with their own imagination. This film, instead, just took every aspect of the killer and exploited it to build a backstory no one was asking for.
eh, kind of disagree for one reason. I prefer giving him a backstory and changing the focus on the movie instead of doing the same thing as the original (because... why do it then?). You're adding something to the movie. And it lets us know about this movie's version of the killer. I honestly don't get why it's often such a dealbreaker to people - we always knew about Jason's, Michael's, Freddy's, Ghostface's (and I could go on) backstories and it didn't make them any less creepy. We just got why they were doing it and added a bit of depth to them. I don't like the "he was locked in the attic and that's why he now sits there when he kills" because... Seriously? Not because nobody ever looks in the attic? It's just so unnecessary. But him being the victim of horrible abuse makes sense. He's clearly very disturbed in the movie.
@Panonymous Bloom I can understand where you’re coming from, but for me it’s the mystery that’s scarier. Because we never see his face in the original your mind gets to fill in the blanks about Billy, and the phone calls seem to reenact elements of either his life growing up/previous murders he committed. The lack of knowledge also makes us feel as clueless as the characters on screen do. That’s not to say that having backstories for killers can’t work, in some cases it does make things scarier but for this particular film I think it’s better without a specific backstory.
@@avacatherine5646 i certainly agree that it's better in this case (though the "fear of the unknown" was never something that was a thing in my case tbh) but again, imo it's still better that they did something different than trying to 1:1 remake the original movie because they wanted some cash (I don't hate the new Nightmare and it had an interesting premise but my God, those remade scenes were atrocious. Just do your own thing please). I overall treat this as an alternative universe killer than the same as the OG. Billy is overall a pretty bad killer to give a backstory to. Like, Leatherface, Freddy I would get. There's something to explore. Billy? Not so much since the implication and "freedom of interpretation" is the point. He was never a character per se. Just like making Michael a realistic killer (hello Halloween remakes) is kind of missing the point. But still, prefer this than 1:1, at least I'm not being reminded that I should be watching the original instead lol.
Your channel actually got me into film studies and its turned my life around so far. So keep up the work and i hope you keep inspiring young viewers with the old the new the good the bad horror films
I love your show, it’s clear you put a lot of love, work and effort into your videos, and I’m glad you don’t only show and explain kills you give context, history, and backstory
Now I appreciate the this remake over the 2019 one. This one at least tries to add stuff and it still feels like it was based on the original. The 2019 makes you hate some of the characters, specially Kris. She's basically this SJW, Twitter's Cancel Culture given flesh. She's annoying, flawless (at least inside the film) and I feel nearly everyone and their momas wish she would get killed... yet she doesn't and she's redeemed as the one that was "right". Plus, who's brilliant idea was to take Billy out of the film? Also, the film doesn't even feel "christmas-y" at all.
It's the same premise as "Friday the 13th", it was Jason's backstory that made him so great, like Madame Web said, "it's not the how you must master, it's the why", meaning that there's a method to one's madness, something that made them what they are, a reason why they became the villain in the first place, you know what I'm talking about?
@@damianprock1650 Yeah I do. I get it's probably scarier when we didn't know who Billy was in the original, but I seriously loved the scene where he killed Constance.
Cobius Espailly for the time period. Soo many movies these days try give that kind of feel, but either the script or the characters make it too obvious or just makes you not care XD
Okay, I'm confused about Agnes. Someone help. - Billy beats her and eats one of her eyes, leaving her with one eye. - Someone jabs her in the other eye, which would have blinded her entirely. BUT SHE STILL HAS AN EYE IN THE HOSPITAL SCENE????? WHAT????
You know, I'm surprised you didn't mention the rather troubled production of this film. Mainly how the studio insisted on adding the more bloody and brutal kills and that originally, the creator behind the original "Black Christmas" gave his blessings to the project.
As someone with chronic liver disease, it cracks me up that the killer in this movie is freeeeeaaaky because he has...jaundice. Like, lol, just stick him under a UV lamp! Give the man some Vitamin D!
God ive been binge watching these all day. Theres a few that i didnt watch through because the movie looked so good i had to watch it before it got spoiled. Great content, and also great for finding some more *ahem* "not-so-high-budget" horror films. Looking at you, Thankskilling.
I believe that this movie has a bunch of pro wrestling references. And I think Billy and Agnes lenz are like judgment day with Rhea, Ripley, and Damian Priest or Dominik Mysterio and Finn Balor
Funny death in a way as Michelle Trachtenberg stared in Ice Princess wish is about figure skating. And in Buffy her big sister were heavily into ice skating. :)
In the UK version Melissa's death is completely different. She doesn't get away but instead falls to the ground where agnes rips out her eyes and eats them. Then she drags melissa BY HER EMPTY EYESOCKETS (note melissa is still screaming as she is being dragged away😵)
In the UK version Melissa gets a bag around her head but instead of breaking free from Agnes she falls to the ground getting her eyeballs ripped out of her socket then dragged down the hall by her sockets.
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Fun Fact: at the 4:30ish mark, the reason the baby looks like he's in Sin City is that the treatment for jaundice is sitting un UV lights, they look kind of like black lights. Usually, the baby has his eyes covered though; my son spent the first 2 wks of his life under those lights due to jaundice, a failure of the liver to function properly causes yellow skin and eyes.
I think it’s funny how Michelle Trachtenberg aka Melissa was in a movie called “Ice Princess” where she skates, and in this movie she was killed by a ice skate, not sure if it was just a coincidence but thought it was interesting🤨
It’s wild the difference in James’ enthusiasm from this video to his most recent...... he sounds kinda sad here, but he’s very excited in his newer videos! I’m glad he’s getting happier and not sadder!!
That’s the reason I don’t like the 2007 Rob Zombie “Halloween” remake, because it extended Michaels origin and gave reason for him to kill his sister instead of him doing it out of nowhere
Yeah but Warner Brothers want Bob Clark to add a backstory to answer why Billy is the man he is but Bob doesn't want to so I agree that Billy doesn't have a backstory.
I actually really enjoyed this movie i was 13 when it was released and it terrified me, the creepiest part being when he made cookies out of his mothers skin. Maybe its just because i was so young when I watched it initially, but for me it stands out as a horror film. I also loved the fact you couldn't tell who the main character was supposed to be!
Hey James, Merry Christmas! I thought it would be a really cool addition if when you finished a series of movies, you could do an award for the coolest and lamest kills of the whole series, think of it as the best golden chainsaw and the worst dull machete, you could call the awards the “platinum claw” and the “rusty knife”, or something like that. Also I just wanted to say that I love your content, and watching your videos is something that I always look forward to every Friday morning, I often watch them before I even get out of bed, keep up the great work!
“I don’t know what we’re looking at, or how we see the phone’s light. If any body knows please explain in the comments...” Me: There are holes in the ceiling, James...
As soon as he started saying that I scrolled to your comment, I gasped a little too loud and my mom ran in, thank you for making my mom think I did something stupid-
@Mark Lynn Well, James Wong (who was the director of both FD1 and FD3) was one of the producers of Black Christmas. Glen Morgan (who was one of the writers and producers of both FD1 and FD3) directed Black Christmas. Glen is married to Kristen Cloke.
Currently rewatching EVERY Kill Count in order because I want to make a really cool idea happen and let me tell you there aren’t many people/creators that I can watch hours and hours of content and not get tired of. But James is top of the list. I’ll NEVER get sick of this series/channel.
I appreciate the warnings for particularly gruesome scenes or animals being harmed. Love horror movies, but ya know... some things I’d rather leave unseen and the warnings are helpful😊
I love how 80s kinda nasty this movie is. Great kill count as usual! As for 11:55, according to the script: "KELLI'S POV - THE CEILING From a tiny pinhole in the ceiling, a pale dim hint of blueish light, as if from a cell phone display emits from the hole..." Also, I have the Region 2/UK version on DVD and it the phone calls sound extremely different. Melissa's death scene is also much different.
“I’m dreaming of a BLAAAAAAACK Christmas~ Just like the original movie I used to know~ But of course all we get~ Is the stupid fucking remake~ So let’s~ go review that shiiiiiiit~🎵” -Phelous
Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Kristen Cloke will be the best final girls if they didn't die in this film, i still can't imagine that Winstead died here since she has a Final Girl Charisma like the Final Destination 3, 10 Cloverfield Lane and The Thing Prequel
It really bugged me that Agnes looked way older than Billy. It was like they wanted her to look scary and masculine but forgot there was an almost 15 year age difference
@@Fairycoughs I think she got that weird voice at birth probably I think, besides, if Billy was born with Jaundice, gotta have Agnes age faster and have a deeper voice even though it wasn't explained in the film
"Who decorates the inside of their house with blinking Christmas lights?" My mom actually decorates the railing on the stairs with lights. They don't blink though and in the early mornings they're nice to wake up to
My problems with this movie: 1. Why would Agnes help her brother/father after he ate her eye years ago? 2. 15:28 - that doesn't make sense - the tree would crumble under his weight, no impale him through chest... Christmas tree decorations aren't made from some titanium, they're glass or plastic.
Maybe the decoration was made out metal in this movie 🤷🏿and the dude was falling pretty fast so it makes sense that the tree would impale him before it could collapse or this movie does not make sense and is really stupid
Man you have some of the best viewership on UA-cam. Almost if not all of your videos have more views than you have subscribers. Keep it up like this and you’ll catch 1 million in no time. Great channel
I often watch these Kill Count videos while doing makeup for some background noise. I sorta ignored your warning when you said this would be nasty, but holy shit, when you said the mother _raped her 12 year old son_ I nearly stabbed my eye (ha) out with my eyeliner in shock! What the fuck!
8:58: the face you make when you just got a shot, and they suck the access blood out, and you feel like fainting, but your family's original plan was to go to the park, and so you fight the urge to stay awake.
Honestly the thing that makes me laugh the most about this remake is jaundice isn’t a lifelong condition 😂 It usually clears up within 6 months because it’s not even a disease itself but a symptom. Couldn’t they make him blind and then at least the eye thing *might* make sense 😂😂
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I love how each time he said the name of their sorority it was mispronounced worse and worse
Logan Huntley nice
Only now noticed it
Delto alphe kalper
Never noticed
Shullup
I've had an icicle fall on my head before from my grandma's garage in roughly the same location and I was totally fine. All I had to do was ironically ice my wound.
Did you use the icicle?
5 minute craft knife
Irony. Nothing like it.
Sameee
Santa told you you'd shoot your eye out
Why are hospitals always so dark and deserted? When my wife gave birth, even at early hours of the morning, there was still plenty of light and nurses running around. No way any of this shit would ever happen.
Congrats on the baby man
Pimpo The Pimp Hippo it’s a movie a obviously unrealistic movie
@@unkownfigure850 it's actually realistic. I've been to visit family in an inpatient area of a hospital and it was pretty dark.
@@lliottthedumbass5804 yeah it realistic there is some dude named bill in my attic, my mother told me no worry about it he kills only on Christmas
*Look out i think Motto Motto likes you.* Ha get it...cuz hes a hippo....nevermind
Fun fact the director purposely made every girl extremely attractive and mean girlish to throw off who the final girl would be
the blond one was mean? i didnt remember that
@@thevomitking9127 ish Mean ISH
Quite smart
Clever girl(get it)
Ultimate Observer so what people get what they are saying so you don’t need To correct somebody like other people don’t understand what the person saying you’re not perfect so don’t act like you are
James: Black X-mas is one of the goriest kill counts ever
Terrifier: Hold my hacksaw
TaylorZink27 You mean to tell that it’s...GROSSER THAN THIS!?
@@elephantpowerproductions yeah someone gets their head carved and lit like a pumpkin in the Terrifier
Atom UwU ~now you *know* that jack-o-lantern kill is *not* the grossest kill in Terrifier, stop playing lol
@@maddiesmusings they're too innocent to know
Christian Ramirez And that woman gets her breasts cut off and left to die
This was the calmest “lets get to the kills” ever
Old James is very unenthusiastic
also the calmest “titelcard”
He explained that the reason he came off as unenthused is because this was before Dead Meat became his full time job. When he was making them, he was often tired from his old day job.
Coming back here from the Texas Chainsaw kill counts and it's so evident how much more confident in front of the camera you've become. Well done, mate!
Thank you!
@@DeadMeat IKR, you really had your work cut out for you there Jimbo
I feel like it hurts the creepiness of Billy as a character when you try to explain why he's a crazed killer. Billy in the original was a mystery, with the audience only ever clearly seeing one of his eyes, but otherwise remained unseen. His phone calls were so unhinged and weird that they only served to make him even creepier. There's no explanation, no hint to the why, he's just a lunatic on a killing spree. The fact that you never clearly see his face, and it's implied that he's still in the house with the final girl at the end only serve to make the whole thing more unnerving.
I do feel bad for him
A large part of the original was the mystery and allowing the audience to fill in the gaps with their own imagination. This film, instead, just took every aspect of the killer and exploited it to build a backstory no one was asking for.
eh, kind of disagree for one reason. I prefer giving him a backstory and changing the focus on the movie instead of doing the same thing as the original (because... why do it then?). You're adding something to the movie. And it lets us know about this movie's version of the killer. I honestly don't get why it's often such a dealbreaker to people - we always knew about Jason's, Michael's, Freddy's, Ghostface's (and I could go on) backstories and it didn't make them any less creepy. We just got why they were doing it and added a bit of depth to them. I don't like the "he was locked in the attic and that's why he now sits there when he kills" because... Seriously? Not because nobody ever looks in the attic? It's just so unnecessary. But him being the victim of horrible abuse makes sense. He's clearly very disturbed in the movie.
@Panonymous Bloom I can understand where you’re coming from, but for me it’s the mystery that’s scarier. Because we never see his face in the original your mind gets to fill in the blanks about Billy, and the phone calls seem to reenact elements of either his life growing up/previous murders he committed. The lack of knowledge also makes us feel as clueless as the characters on screen do. That’s not to say that having backstories for killers can’t work, in some cases it does make things scarier but for this particular film I think it’s better without a specific backstory.
@@avacatherine5646 i certainly agree that it's better in this case (though the "fear of the unknown" was never something that was a thing in my case tbh) but again, imo it's still better that they did something different than trying to 1:1 remake the original movie because they wanted some cash (I don't hate the new Nightmare and it had an interesting premise but my God, those remade scenes were atrocious. Just do your own thing please). I overall treat this as an alternative universe killer than the same as the OG.
Billy is overall a pretty bad killer to give a backstory to. Like, Leatherface, Freddy I would get. There's something to explore. Billy? Not so much since the implication and "freedom of interpretation" is the point. He was never a character per se. Just like making Michael a realistic killer (hello Halloween remakes) is kind of missing the point. But still, prefer this than 1:1, at least I'm not being reminded that I should be watching the original instead lol.
Your channel actually got me into film studies and its turned my life around so far. So keep up the work and i hope you keep inspiring young viewers with the old the new the good the bad horror films
killzone_679 wowwww he liked your comment james really does read comments
This comment should have more likes
This is amazing! This channel has such a nice community. I haven't seen any nasty comments here so far ^^
@Patrick Star
your prayer has been answered!
gotcha into film studies but you can't seem to use a coma? Focus on english first :)
I love your show, it’s clear you put a lot of love, work and effort into your videos, and I’m glad you don’t only show and explain kills you give context, history, and backstory
Sauge Smith and puns too, don’t forget the puns
Don’t you mean “eye” love your show?
Man I forgot the puns, and I missed making a pun myself!
It’s ok man “eye” know you’ll get it next time lol
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People: “This movie is a terrible remake”
2019 Black Christmas: “Hold my glass unicorn”
Now I appreciate the this remake over the 2019 one. This one at least tries to add stuff and it still feels like it was based on the original. The 2019 makes you hate some of the characters, specially Kris. She's basically this SJW, Twitter's Cancel Culture given flesh. She's annoying, flawless (at least inside the film) and I feel nearly everyone and their momas wish she would get killed... yet she doesn't and she's redeemed as the one that was "right".
Plus, who's brilliant idea was to take Billy out of the film? Also, the film doesn't even feel "christmas-y" at all.
This one is still pretty fucked up
To me I don’t think it was I know a lot of people thought it was but I didn’t I liked it
Both are awful for their own reasons.
Hi!
Why would they give the villian such a backstory. Billy was much more scary when he was unknown.
hopegirl518 Ashlynn I personally think it would be better if it was like my bloody valentine, where it has a backstory but it’s a red hearing.
hopegirl518 Ashlynn well that’s what remakes do, they ruin everything and make all their backstorys involve sex and gore
@@calamazomcdonald3688 except 2015 poltergeist, It, and several others.
It's the same premise as "Friday the 13th", it was Jason's backstory that made him so great, like Madame Web said, "it's not the how you must master, it's the why", meaning that there's a method to one's madness, something that made them what they are, a reason why they became the villain in the first place, you know what I'm talking about?
@@damianprock1650 Yeah I do. I get it's probably scarier when we didn't know who Billy was in the original, but I seriously loved the scene where he killed Constance.
I am all for having killers with interesting motives and backstories, but the mystery of the original is part of what defined the film.
Cobius Espailly for the time period. Soo many movies these days try give that kind of feel, but either the script or the characters make it too obvious or just makes you not care XD
Cobius This Is actually the official story / background that Bob Clark created for Billy.
Yeah. And why should the remake do the same thing? The backstory/sleaze factor of this film is what makes it a worthy retelling.
Okay, I'm confused about Agnes. Someone help.
- Billy beats her and eats one of her eyes, leaving her with one eye.
- Someone jabs her in the other eye, which would have blinded her entirely.
BUT SHE STILL HAS AN EYE IN THE HOSPITAL SCENE????? WHAT????
Emma Sutcliffe glass eye
That’s or just a mistake in filming
She had a fake eye
Emma Sutcliffe She use a glass eye just like a pirate
She probably got stabbed in the socket without an eye, which might be why she didn't really flinch? Idk lol, this movie was a mess
JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES! Merry Christmas!
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Charles
Ok
How did she right this 2 years ago if this was made 1 year ago?
@@kristenpadilla5100 witchcraft
You know, I'm surprised you didn't mention the rather troubled production of this film. Mainly how the studio insisted on adding the more bloody and brutal kills and that originally, the creator behind the original "Black Christmas" gave his blessings to the project.
I'm surprised James didn't mention the UK version.
My favourite trivia for this film is that they made a trailer with kills made of characters who never appear in the actual film.
@@multitudeofidols same
Sad part is we're never getting the true director's cut.
As someone with chronic liver disease, it cracks me up that the killer in this movie is freeeeeaaaky because he has...jaundice. Like, lol, just stick him under a UV lamp! Give the man some Vitamin D!
Funny part is i was born with jaundice and thats exactly what the did to me also flushed me out
@@seanlintermoot it's super common for babies, I'm amazed they picked *jaundice* of all things to use as a super spooky (and permanent?) condition
@@redwitch95 i have no idea theres a lot weirder things to pick
I was born with jaundice. Am I gonna be a killer?
@@manwhatdoiputhere I haven't yet, but there's still time.
“Saw is so grotesque”
Black Christmas: hold my eyes
😂😂😂
😄😄
James: “This movie has some of the nastiest shit”
Me an intellectual: leans forward slightly enticed*
This was me 😂
Wottle-B same.
Wottle-B lmfao 😂👌
ikr
me too
omg I can't believe you made a play on your own name! "the meat that will soon be dead." I love it
Ash His name is James
Jalen I’m well aware. I was referring to the channel name
Ash how the hell is this comment a day old? Oh Nvm
Ash how the hell is that comment a day old?!?!?!?!?
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God ive been binge watching these all day. Theres a few that i didnt watch through because the movie looked so good i had to watch it before it got spoiled. Great content, and also great for finding some more *ahem* "not-so-high-budget" horror films. Looking at you, Thankskilling.
9:03 the fact that the eye clips through her foot for a second is killing me
They should have titled it "Yellow Christmas". Haha, get it? He's jaundiced... ok, I'll shut up now.
Just Some Guy without a Mustache that joke was as drawn out as the hatchet one
These user names have to be stopped
@@mikemarks6136 any user name ideas??
nope, They should've named it "The Icy(Eye-cy) Christmas"
u so cringe
Kills
1. Clair 1:12
2. Security Guard 1:46
3. Megan 3:01
4. Santa Dude 3:26
5. Frank Lenz 4:41
6. Billy’s Not-Dad 7:23
7.:Constance Lenz 7:37
8. Dana 9:27
9. Eve 9:45
10. Heather 10:32
11. Ms. Mac 10:43
12. Melissa 11:08
13. Lauren 11:32
14. Kyle 12:25
15. Morgue Dude 14:14
16. Leigh 14:35
17. Agnes Lenz 15:04
18. Billy Lenz 15:27
I believe that this movie has a bunch of pro wrestling references. And I think Billy and Agnes lenz are like judgment day with Rhea, Ripley, and Damian Priest or Dominik Mysterio and Finn Balor
Funny death in a way as Michelle Trachtenberg stared in Ice Princess wish is about figure skating. And in Buffy her big sister were heavily into ice skating. :)
The fact that the actors of Wendy , Ashlyn and Ms. Lewton from Final Destination 1 and 3 are ALL HERE is amazing
My two favorite final destination movies
I'm on Winter Break and I forgot today was Friday, hell yeah!
Ayden Pellegrini Yeass
Same
Same
It is Saturday now
Lol! Good, I'm not the only one! All semester I was looking forward to fridays for this!
"My Daddy's here"
Well thats gross to hear
Rising MC (;
Disappear you quere,I’ll see you next year
😐
Yep
Well she is his daughter
In the UK version Melissa's death is completely different. She doesn't get away but instead falls to the ground where agnes rips out her eyes and eats them. Then she drags melissa BY HER EMPTY EYESOCKETS (note melissa is still screaming as she is being dragged away😵)
Austen Chase Benefield link
That’s beautiful
Source
oh so this is the version I watched! I've been wondering why some deaths from this count were different to the version of the movie I saw xD
Austen Chase Benefield wow just wow but Tokyo ghoul has way more gory
In the UK version Melissa gets a bag around her head but instead of breaking free from Agnes she falls to the ground getting her eyeballs ripped out of her socket then dragged down the hall by her sockets.
I wish I could’ve seen that bc it seems amazing.
@@deaditeera you can find it on youtube just search up Black Christmas 2006 deleted scenes :)
When you realize the director of this movie and thankskilling could make a better 2017 UA-cam rewind
Anything could
So true
TheDiseased damn got em
Tommy wieso could talk for 10 minuets and everyone would call it beautiful
You could watch nyan cat for 40 hours and I'd rather that then UA-cam rewind, shit
EYEBALLS! MORE EYEBALLS .
w0t?
You’ll understand when you’re older, honey.
okay
LockerBuddy honey he means the girls eyes look at men's balls
Cream
15:43 the moment you try to roast your enemy back but you got nothing.
XD SO TRUE
MrDaAwesome Gaming LMAO
PurplePanda its a one second difference tf is your problem
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO😂😂😂😂😀😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😄😅I CANT BREATH HAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO THAT IS SO TRUE OMG PLEASE HELP IM HAVING A STROKE
After seeing Black Christmas 2019, I appreciate this movie a lot more.
Was it bad
Yeah
@@kenkenkenkenkenkenkenken8907 and cryptv be like why we're excited im nah fam im good
I like black christmas 2019 more :/ idk, the characters are better and has a WAAY better ending.
@@dontreplytomycommentsiquit7347
You're literally the first person I've come across to like that shit, and it's baffling.
Fun Fact: at the 4:30ish mark, the reason the baby looks like he's in Sin City is that the treatment for jaundice is sitting un UV lights, they look kind of like black lights. Usually, the baby has his eyes covered though; my son spent the first 2 wks of his life under those lights due to jaundice, a failure of the liver to function properly causes yellow skin and eyes.
I think it’s funny how Michelle Trachtenberg aka Melissa was in a movie called “Ice Princess” where she skates, and in this movie she was killed by a ice skate, not sure if it was just a coincidence but thought it was interesting🤨
HMMM, interesting
I thought that too
I was just about to say that the ice skate kill was an homage to Michelle in The Ice Princess. Thank you!
@@davsny5 my exact thoughts as well
That was funny tbh. 😂😂😂
It’s wild the difference in James’ enthusiasm from this video to his most recent...... he sounds kinda sad here, but he’s very excited in his newer videos! I’m glad he’s getting happier and not sadder!!
Backstory always ruins stuff like this, the original was scary because we never actually find out who the killer is
That’s the reason I don’t like the 2007 Rob Zombie “Halloween” remake, because it extended Michaels origin and gave reason for him to kill his sister instead of him doing it out of nowhere
Yeah but Warner Brothers want Bob Clark to add a backstory to answer why Billy is the man he is but Bob doesn't want to so I agree that Billy doesn't have a backstory.
I want my eyeballs pulled out after watching this movie.
*haha im so hilarious and original xdxdxd*
Pie Pivotmontier-O
Actually didn't expect you to be here.
Pie Pivotmontier-O Rawr XD rofl
Pie Pivotmontier-O SANTA HAD BLOODY DIAHARIHA
I do not like XDXD. I do not like it Sas eye yam.
Pie Pivotmontier-O do they make bleach contact lenses?
15:03
"Kelly is able to *CLEAR* her way to the end of this movie."
Good pun
Ry_ _Dog *eye* know right
Ry_ _Dog I don't get it
Pennywise The Dancing Clown She killed him with a defibrillator and James said "Clear" like what you say with a defibrillator.
Fun drinking game: Take a shot everytime eyes are gouged out
Literally having livers problems.
He's coming for your eyes.
Your liver's gonna be more obliterated than James' sanity after doing this video
You'd be hammered if you chose vodka.
I’m glad that I’m able to watch this again. Most of the kill counts don’t deserve to get age restricted.
Hey Billy how did that eye taste? Please don't make me into cookies.
Don't worry. He just wants to spill some hot water on your face. Hope it doesn't leave a scar or anything.
@@livelaughlove0209 now you know you wrong for that 💀
He's like an angry little slice of pie. Its cute.
Eye spy with my little eye an over the top Christmas movie
Where are you now?
Justin Y. Hey can you please tell me how are you everywhere
A Justin Y. comment with only 8 likes? Blasphemous!
Why does billy look like a Simpsons character?
The movie explains that he has a liver disease, which turned his skin yellow
Subject Delta the name of the ilness is jaundice or icterus
He is a Lego jk it's jaundice
He is bart
Chara Dreamer yes
I actually really enjoyed this movie i was 13 when it was released and it terrified me, the creepiest part being when he made cookies out of his mothers skin. Maybe its just because i was so young when I watched it initially, but for me it stands out as a horror film.
I also loved the fact you couldn't tell who the main character was supposed to be!
Hey James, Merry Christmas! I thought it would be a really cool addition if when you finished a series of movies, you could do an award for the coolest and lamest kills of the whole series, think of it as the best golden chainsaw and the worst dull machete, you could call the awards the “platinum claw” and the “rusty knife”, or something like that. Also I just wanted to say that I love your content, and watching your videos is something that I always look forward to every Friday morning, I often watch them before I even get out of bed, keep up the great work!
Colton Kirk agreed.
11:51 I think the implication is that theres a peephole up there and the phones light is shining through it.
"who decorates the inside of their house with blinking christmas lights? "
*slowly looks up to my blinking green christmas lights on the wall*
"This has some off the nastiest shit i've ever talked about"
*Laughs in terrifier*
And it's age restricted is it because of the gore YEAH IT IS
I bet half of the preparation for the video is decorating the shelf in the background.
Kernc probs
Kernc I think it's the script,then watching the movie,and then the shelf
if he has not watched the movie yet then how is he going to make the script?
I guess you could say this movie had an... *eye* for excessive gore :D
Tea&Opal Only *EYE* can make Eye puns
Eye hate you
Lol
Tea&Opal cheesy but clever
Tea&Opal that's the funniest horror pun I've seen in weeks
James:this is the nastiest shizz I’ve covered Terrifier: *Now watch this drive*
Wow all these characters didn’t “see” that coming
Eye see what you mean
TheDust Undead why just why...
No shit Sherlock
TheDust Undead yeah, unfortunately we just happened to get an *EYEFULL*
There’s is a black Christmas remake in 2019 coming in December
I am worried because of that. Then again, it depends on the cast and crew's dedication and enthusiasm
David Sands What
@@codybellotti0565 yes
Its very posible that James and Chelsea will review it on the podcast.
Hopefully it can’t get any worse than this remake.
Crazy how this film took so much from Scream, then Scream 4 had the female antagonist killed by Defibrillator. I know Jill is shot after but still.
Wouldn't Agnes want to help the girls after Billy went nuts on them
lavender town rocket commander yeah I don't get why she would want to help.
@Cooper Watts *Wouldn't
@@thebadger622 *would
@@KingNexusMOCs *wood
@DrewCrafter *woodn't
“I don’t know what we’re looking at, or how we see the phone’s light. If any body knows please explain in the comments...”
Me: There are holes in the ceiling, James...
As soon as he started saying that I scrolled to your comment, I gasped a little too loud and my mom ran in, thank you for making my mom think I did something stupid-
Your videos are equivalent to an early Christmas present 🎁
Just Some Guy without a Mustache
Yeh
Just Some Guy without a Mustache hey ive seen you before somewhere. I wonder where?
The best thing about this movie is that it had a young, cute Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
She should of been the final girl
She's no Ramona Flowers yet
@@TheAwesomo28 That's O.K. Not into girls with pink, blue, orange, green or any other weird colors
@Mark Lynn Well, James Wong (who was the director of both FD1 and FD3) was one of the producers of Black Christmas. Glen Morgan (who was one of the writers and producers of both FD1 and FD3) directed Black Christmas. Glen is married to Kristen Cloke.
young Mary Elizabeth Winstead was amazing she still is but i’m not used to seeing her without her bangs lol
Why does every remake of a classic slasher or horror movie have to involve rape?
Friday the 13th 2009 didnt. Pirhana didnt either.
@@thefinalhammer5442 but Friday the 13th is more like a Reboot
I mean, if they can show limbs being ripped off then I don't see why rape is off the list.
Facts
@@chisatomadison9859 because rape is spooky is scary
After watching the 2019 remake this one looks Oscar worthy.
Currently rewatching EVERY Kill Count in order because I want to make a really cool idea happen and let me tell you there aren’t many people/creators that I can watch hours and hours of content and not get tired of. But James is top of the list. I’ll NEVER get sick of this series/channel.
I was only there for Mary Elizabeth winstead
Me too
Lacy chabert 🔥
The funny thing about Melissa death is that the actress is the main character also in a movie about skaters on ice
Ice princess!
And the horror show, Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
I love hearing the enthusiasm just slowly fade away during this video
Merry Christmas everyone
And a happy kill count
I WAS PISSED WHEN HEATHER AND MELISSA DIED ESPECIALLY HEATHER
why does billy look younger than his daughter
Yeah incest usually has defects
Do you guys know the name of the actor who played Billy? And the name of the actress who played his sister/dougther?
theres this thing called imd where you can look up the cast or just search that shit up in google
Agnes played by Dean Friss ..Robert Mann (Billy)
well the simpsons dont age maybe he doesnt either
I really hated this film... But loved the kill count as always:)
I-Watch-Dead-Meat-Videos-To-The-End Squad where y’all at????
(And if you’re not in it you should be...there’s a fun surprise in this one 😉)
Jourdynne KRAMPUSSS
Sk3ptical x I hope so, I love that movie. Actually pretty good and unique, just like trick r treat
Living in 2138 boi
Over here booooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ..I mean miss
I'm here haha
I appreciate the warnings for particularly gruesome scenes or animals being harmed. Love horror movies, but ya know... some things I’d rather leave unseen and the warnings are helpful😊
"Hey, I'm Billy lens!"
That 😀works
I love how 80s kinda nasty this movie is. Great kill count as usual!
As for 11:55, according to the script:
"KELLI'S POV - THE CEILING
From a tiny pinhole in the ceiling, a pale dim hint of blueish light, as if from a cell phone display emits from the hole..."
Also, I have the Region 2/UK version on DVD and it the phone calls sound extremely different. Melissa's death scene is also much different.
“I’m dreaming of a BLAAAAAAACK Christmas~
Just like the original movie I used to know~
But of course all we get~
Is the stupid fucking remake~
So let’s~ go review that shiiiiiiit~🎵”
-Phelous
Omg,Gretchen Weiners In in this movie!!!
I screeched when I saw her. Shes so fetch!
@@isacapers9891 😂😂😂
Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Kristen Cloke will be the best final girls if they didn't die in this film, i still can't imagine that Winstead died here since she has a Final Girl Charisma like the Final Destination 3, 10 Cloverfield Lane and The Thing Prequel
You should do the Wrong Turn Series.
I'll drink to that lol
Well o watched wrong turn 3 and 5.... when he put that i think its so sexual
It really bugged me that Agnes looked way older than Billy. It was like they wanted her to look scary and masculine but forgot there was an almost 15 year age difference
My idea is that she grew up too fast
@@alivebacontgm2 I couldn’t tell if she was a man or not
@@Fairycoughs I think she got that weird voice at birth probably I think, besides, if Billy was born with Jaundice, gotta have Agnes age faster and have a deeper voice even though it wasn't explained in the film
But why she look like man when she was older?
@@clownchanBecause the actor that plays her is a man lol Dean Fiss I think his name is.
First time I saw this movie, I thought it was okay … then the second remake happened and now I think of this one as a masterpiece
I been lovin it when James went full time on the channel
Cmoney 3 I don't think there are enough horror movies for him to go full time.
"Who decorates the inside of their house with blinking Christmas lights?"
My mom actually decorates the railing on the stairs with lights. They don't blink though and in the early mornings they're nice to wake up to
My problems with this movie:
1. Why would Agnes help her brother/father after he ate her eye years ago?
2. 15:28 - that doesn't make sense - the tree would crumble under his weight, no impale him through chest... Christmas tree decorations aren't made from some titanium, they're glass or plastic.
Maybe the decoration was made out metal in this movie 🤷🏿and the dude was falling pretty fast so it makes sense that the tree would impale him before it could collapse or this movie does not make sense and is really stupid
I can’t stop laughing at James’ increasingly deranged shouting of ‘eyeballs!’
Man you have some of the best viewership on UA-cam. Almost if not all of your videos have more views than you have subscribers. Keep it up like this and you’ll catch 1 million in no time. Great channel
This movie didn't scare me until my first 2 week hospital stay after seeing it. I couldn't stop looking at the ceiling at night waiting to get knifed.
Just came back from the 2019 Black Christmas kill count, now i apreciate this movie much more
IMO, Billy from Black Christmas has to be one of the best slasher movie villains EVER, especially the 1974 version.
“...pulls a Sean Spicer”
real good line
I often watch these Kill Count videos while doing makeup for some background noise. I sorta ignored your warning when you said this would be nasty, but holy shit, when you said the mother _raped her 12 year old son_ I nearly stabbed my eye (ha) out with my eyeliner in shock! What the fuck!
I am thinking that the movie must be called '' Eyeballz on Christmas '' not Black Christmas xD
Do u no tha wae?
69k only? James said it’s the NASTIEST he’s reviewed!? Cmon!
I still cant belived Mary Elizabeth died here
@Mark Lynn The Final Destination characters are meant to die anyway.
@Mark Lynn Based on the FD 5's rule. You cant cause a death to a fellow marked victim. So Tim and Nora would have still died without Kim
Okay Mary Elizabeth Winstead and was that the other girl that got burned in the tanning bed? 😂
8:58: the face you make when you just got a shot, and they suck the access blood out, and you feel like fainting, but your family's original plan was to go to the park, and so you fight the urge to stay awake.
Honestly the thing that makes me laugh the most about this remake is jaundice isn’t a lifelong condition 😂 It usually clears up within 6 months because it’s not even a disease itself but a symptom.
Couldn’t they make him blind and then at least the eye thing *might* make sense 😂😂
James:the brutalist kills in the count
Final destination:
Sarah Mossman This movie hates eyes and heads the same way Suicide Squad hates helicopters
Its weird how monotone James is, I never noticed when I watched him when he released this.