"Schlatt" used blunt weaponry, a blue Chevrolet pickup truck, a sword, a glock and bare hands to exterminate 5 women back in 1999. He ruined the UK Royal Family. And way more.
And this Obama voice is the worst Obama AI voice I've ever heard, it really is crazy No idea how they found one that's worse than the one everyone uses
schlatt back in 2001 was so good at truck driving that he went to get a pilots license with some friends in nyc. on their test however, he forgot he was flying a plane and did what he was used to as a driver. he decided to parallel park between 2 buildings. we all know how that went.
I can’t believe that “Schlatt” wouldn’t “do” what the “44th president of the United States” wanted “him” to “do”
Schlatt do 44th president of the United States him do
I can’t believe that wouldn’t what the wanted to
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""I" "can't" "believe" "that" ""Schlatt"" "wouldn't" ""do"" "what" "the" ""44th president of the United States"" "wanted" ""him"" "to" ""do"""
“There’s” ”A” “Lightbulb” “Up my” “Ass”
I can't believe "Schlatt" disobeyed the "44th" president of the "United States."
It's the first time he disobeyed orders since 08
@@jgcoverkknot5701 He Definitely listened on the events occurring on the date of the 8th of September, Two-Thousand and Twenty Two.
Overusing the joke
@@ultradeathboy "Nobody" "cares"
They say schlunk was there on that "fateful day" in Enumclaw Washington
“Nine-a-teen-nya-tee-nine” 💀
You just made me say nya out loud
@@fruittree1670 🐱
Oonited States
@@Corndog-yd5crnya
@@fruittree1670*NYA!*
He’s lying. There’s no way “Schlatt” did ONLY that in 1999. It’s a cover story. We’re onto you, Big Man
"Big" Man
@@ianthelilbear "Big" ""Man""
“Shat”
@@noaether"Big Boi"
"big"
"man"
Can someone make a list of all the things he's done? I wanna see how much his maximum sentence is.
It’s so traumatizing, I doubt anyone remembers it all
Do we include "his" "training" in '98?
My lawyer advised me not to list them
honestly id do it but thatd be a lot a lot of videos to sift through 💀
"Schlatt" used blunt weaponry, a blue Chevrolet pickup truck, a sword, a glock and bare hands to exterminate 5 women back in 1999.
He ruined the UK Royal Family.
And way more.
The simple man can’t comprehend what “schlatt” did back in “ninity-ninidy-nine”
*schlatt
@@ultradeathboy bro.... what's what I typed
@@Gocolasit's a bot
@@happydawgproductions7103 ah ok
@@okmarquinhosWhat's socchma?
"Schlatt" isn't even regretting his sins in 1999. May god judge "Schlatt" the best way.
*schlatt
@@ultradeathboy he is dead.
Bro what happened in 1999
Put quotes around sins
@@stefan5430 you dont wanna know man
Chat sounds like those intrusive thoughts giving you the worst advice.
Truck streams are just chill, it's awesome to listen to.
The sounds of him hitting all those cars are so relaxing
Memento Mori
Remember kids, always drive on the left side of the road or you'll be a part of the next '99 experience
This was just a small fraction of the horror Schlatt caused in 1999.
Crazy how much ai voices have evolved.
fr for a second i thought that "schlatt" was still with us
@@lythe2066😂 i see what u did there!
And this Obama voice is the worst Obama AI voice I've ever heard, it really is crazy
No idea how they found one that's worse than the one everyone uses
@@lythe2066who’s “schlatt”? I thought I was watching Jonathan Schmorbius.
7 months later and it's wild how much crazier its become in such a short time.
"ninetedy ninety nine"
I can’t believe “Schlatt” is just posting random old clips and passing it off as “content”
*liked*
*schlatt
Yo he said nintynyy ninetynine
The absolute rage generated at 3:30 was so cathartic
what
What
and now tell them what you did in 2001
NAAAAAAAH
Around his 2nd birthday
It's so funny because schlatt was born 1999 🤠
Finally the story is complete
we got more schlatt 1999 lore
There must be a larger extent to "your" crimes, " Schlatt". You can't escape us forever.
This made me smile 😊😊😊
"Schlatt's" "actions" "are" "getting" "out" "of" "hand", "he" "should" "be" "brought" "to" "the" "justice" "."
"this""joke""is""dead"
@@ultradeathboy "shut" "up"
Ok now y'all are taking the quotations way too far.
"ninitee-niniti-nine" -obama care
Man was born in 99' he was a criminal at 3 days !?!?
HE STARTED WW17
this is what my intrusive thoughts look like when i drive
More 1999 lore
Obbma about set this big guy up lol😂
He did me dirty in 99
If only that was the only thing he did in 1999😭
That is ONE of the things he did in 1999
stream more big guy
It completely baffled, no bamboozled me that "Schlatt" would disobey the wishes of the "44th president of the United States" so briskly.
That face he makes when the cop shows up kills me!
The amount of things “Shattl” did in 99’ makes it possibly a multiple day event
I think chat is just Schlatt's intrusive thoughts. XD
the 1999 jokes make me want to bang my head against a wall
The poor man in 1999
It wasn't the 44th President, it was a robo voice
Bro was a menace before he could walk 😭🙏💀💀
the way it said "1999" was hilarious 😂
Why does Schlatt feel like a sleeper agent here who broke free of his programming.
Not even Schlittstorm could get some peace of mind with all these cops roaming around since 1999.
My brain: hit the next cop you see
Me: maybe I'm not gonna do that
I genuinely need to know how many lives were lost during the infamous "1999" incident
mathematicians say its incalculable with modern technology. perhaps in the future we may know, but it might not be in our time
@@blue-vr8dd
Im afraid we will never know
Human technology will never understand the atrocities of 1999
Bro Jschlatt having flashbacks on the date on 1999
bro was planning on it
“ford f-150” was astonished by the jfk event
Im starting to believe schlatt has PTSD then
Both obama and the pokemon tailow told jschlatt to hit a cop.
“taillow I think I’m not gonna do that.”
Bro we finally figured out what Schlimpiltlneertqouaptrer did in 1999 😂
Its a throw off, this actually happened in 98
What if 1999 is just a compilation of 365 diffrent Schlatt events
*me being australian where you're supposed to drive on the left lane*
nine-ny ty, niny-thee nein hits different
If we qll took this advice wouldnt we just become brits
Damn shlatt old
Isnt he 22 years old?
"Ni-ne-tee-ni-tee-tee-nine"💀
That’s why the called “schlatt” sword man in 1999
“shlit” must pay for his sins.
‘Uhnited States’ ‘Ninuteen-Ninutey-Nine’
And now he narrates wholesome monkey videos
So he as a toddler in 1999 drove on the left side of the road 😂😂
“Nine-ety ninedy nine”
Big man, there is no way this is the only thing you did in 1999. We're on you man, we will find out
Bro was born in 1999 💀
Schlatt was born in 1999.
Schlitoris needs to listen to the 44th president of America obamna
Intrusive thoughts while listening to the Freebird riff be like:
I know what you did, Big Man.
when you realize that Jshlatt was born in 1999
Schlatt the 7 women SCHLATT
“Nineteen-niniaty-nine”
I literally went and looked this up thinking it was an actual event 😭😭😭😭😭😭 like i was so pressed finding it
Two years after 1999
scat doesn’t even have remorse for what he did in 99’
Finally, we know what happened in '99
"uhnited states" lol
"Schlatt" isnt telling us "everything" about what happened back in 99'. He did a lot more...
"nindety nindetty nine"
"schlatt" "is" "just" "accepting" "his" "fate" "at" "this" "point"
Schult is just a normal trucker and chat and the voices are just his schizophrenia
“Maybe I’m not gonna do that”
never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, a schlatt what he did on 1999
back in '99 eh?
I'm concerned that someone is married to someone who still has a report card
But fr, Jschlatt had done this more than once.
That was only 1 thing "Schlatt" did In "1999"
He actually put his hands at 10 and 2 when he saw the cop lol
schlatt, you were born in 1999..
1999? I thought 2001 was his first tragedy.
schlatt back in 2001 was so good at truck driving that he went to get a pilots license with some friends in nyc. on their test however, he forgot he was flying a plane and did what he was used to as a driver. he decided to parallel park between 2 buildings. we all know how that went.
He finally did it
SO THIS is what happened in 1999
Ah yes, NanatyNanetyNaen
If it wasnt for things flickering and popping in far in the background, i swear that was a clip of real life
We should start asking him what he did on September 11th of 2001
my brother wants his money, schlatt.