Cafe Epstein - Ep. 30

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  • Опубліковано 9 вер 2024

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  • @jakolay69xd32
    @jakolay69xd32 3 роки тому +651

    "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT YOU WORM" Is my new favorite Poob line

  • @Ahill060606
    @Ahill060606 3 роки тому +728

    Sam said in the last free episode that the $500 he paid to get these two was well worth it and I 100% agree. These last few episodes have been absolutely hilarious

    • @totallyrelevantperson
      @totallyrelevantperson 3 роки тому +52

      only 500 he fucking swindled them

    • @Ahill060606
      @Ahill060606 3 роки тому +71

      @@totallyrelevantperson he learned a lot from his interview with John McAfee

    • @stdshurt7972
      @stdshurt7972 3 роки тому +57

      @@Ahill060606 And AquaFPS, hes great at it with his cheap labor sweatshops he runs making Nazi flags ya know.

    • @acrid2695
      @acrid2695 3 роки тому +10

      They honestly should just have a podcast together like the official podcast

    • @Amadeus-ni3et
      @Amadeus-ni3et 3 роки тому +6

      @@totallyrelevantperson $500 to be yourself around your friends for doesn't sound too bad.

  • @wilson2369
    @wilson2369 3 роки тому +1477

    Poob and Bryan are no longer guests sam, they are cohosts.

  • @BananaDuck
    @BananaDuck 3 роки тому +923

    Poobs anger is the best.

  • @andreadams6115
    @andreadams6115 3 роки тому +652

    Shit's so nice they did it thrice

    • @Straymonsta
      @Straymonsta 3 роки тому +3

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS

    • @Omos24
      @Omos24 3 роки тому +1

      I can't find the 1st one, I remember it but can't find it

    • @Stalltt
      @Stalltt 3 роки тому +12

      @@Omos24 It was a patreon exclusive

    • @accountname7425
      @accountname7425 3 роки тому

      Loool found it

    • @andreadams6115
      @andreadams6115 3 роки тому +2

      @@Stalltt no you just have to be part of the K.K.K ( kool kidz klub )

  • @Idothinkysaurus
    @Idothinkysaurus 3 роки тому +434

    I can't believe THIS is the podcast I tune in to 24/7. I have not missed an episode, nor skipped a beat. Given it was an episode within my $0 price range.

    • @bonercityboys3058
      @bonercityboys3058 3 роки тому +6

      Same

    • @raialasio1574
      @raialasio1574 3 роки тому +4

      This and trash taste podcast

    • @OriginDBZ
      @OriginDBZ 3 роки тому

      @@raialasio1574 same brudda highlights of my week (if sam fucking uploads)

    • @mannfred1440
      @mannfred1440 3 роки тому

      misfits podcast is a great one too

  • @andreadams6115
    @andreadams6115 3 роки тому +528

    Finally stalt used a new photo for Brian because Sam started docking his pay.

    • @datchiggatai6737
      @datchiggatai6737 3 роки тому +8

      How is your comment from a week ago

    • @andreadams6115
      @andreadams6115 3 роки тому +20

      @@datchiggatai6737 time travel

    • @dankemusico5878
      @dankemusico5878 3 роки тому +5

      @@datchiggatai6737 Patreon people get the videos earlier

    • @andreadams6115
      @andreadams6115 3 роки тому +8

      @annie's big day idk man I was born this way

    • @sssauce_
      @sssauce_ 3 роки тому

      *of brian

  • @hunterswepic
    @hunterswepic 3 роки тому +315

    You have to do a podcast with Stalltt and make him edit it live as a performance evaluation

  • @jeremyfaella999
    @jeremyfaella999 3 роки тому +285

    Poob has slowly wheezled his way into the co host position.

    • @Kai-J-I
      @Kai-J-I 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @user-wr1om9gl8o
      @user-wr1om9gl8o 3 роки тому +13

      The man's was just layin in the cut waiting to pounce

    • @MrHare-rx4jy
      @MrHare-rx4jy 3 роки тому +2

      Lmaoo

    • @Caped.Customs
      @Caped.Customs 3 роки тому +1

      Rightly so considering he is the rat king after all

  • @awolphotos
    @awolphotos 3 роки тому +526

    I want Poob and Bryan to become co-hosts

    • @_nanking5374
      @_nanking5374 3 роки тому +55

      if we want it he'll stop doing it.

    • @nicholasberggren4635
      @nicholasberggren4635 3 роки тому +52

      @@_nanking5374 you're right. Sam never podcast with these individuals ever again.

    • @fLowMage21
      @fLowMage21 3 роки тому

      What is the difference between a co-host and guest?

    • @jazz_hands6579
      @jazz_hands6579 3 роки тому +3

      @@fLowMage21 co-hosts would be consistently on the podcast with sam.
      Meanwhile a guest would be on the podcast sporadically

    • @fLowMage21
      @fLowMage21 3 роки тому

      @@jazz_hands6579 like Jamie from Joe Rogans podcast??

  • @ThreeSyxOh
    @ThreeSyxOh 3 роки тому +182

    Dude, why isn't Poob a Wildlife Photographer? His weird hiding habit, would be amazing for that.

    • @saltylemon4436
      @saltylemon4436 3 роки тому +46

      He would probably be a wildlife photographer photographer, laying in wait for a wild wildlife photographer to come along and he would take pictures of them.

    • @CHern_1153
      @CHern_1153 3 роки тому +6

      @@saltylemon4436 the thought of this is hilarious lmao

    • @idisappointmydad3115
      @idisappointmydad3115 3 роки тому +7

      Poob killed his dog and you want him doing photography with them, sounds like a recipe for disaster and a possible loss of a partnership

    • @bkbird04
      @bkbird04 3 роки тому +5

      “Haha you stupid elephant, you had no idea I was here”
      Proceeds to get trampled by the elephant

  • @bombasticthrone007
    @bombasticthrone007 3 роки тому +46

    Honestly, if forehead fables was just these three for the rest of its lifespan, id be absolutely fine with it, they're great

  • @lammab9471
    @lammab9471 3 роки тому +112

    Man Bryan has some amazing genetics

    • @stdshurt7972
      @stdshurt7972 3 роки тому +16

      Ik hes more buff every week

    • @jkob8955
      @jkob8955 3 роки тому +2

      except his brain doesn't function properly listen to those stupid hypotheticals

    • @fungus2116
      @fungus2116 3 роки тому +7

      That ain’t genetics, that’s hardcore pumping iron

  • @kannakamui9282
    @kannakamui9282 3 роки тому +25

    50:42 Bryan saying "ohh pooby" followed by a prolonged moan and Poob slowly questioning what the fuck he just heard

  • @trashcompactorYT
    @trashcompactorYT 3 роки тому +27

    I like that Poob is in front of a greenscreen of the room that he's actually sitting in

  • @benevans1377
    @benevans1377 3 роки тому +68

    its Bryan and Poob in the gladiator pit at each other's throats with sam being the ceasar laughing at them

    • @GIl_cepeda
      @GIl_cepeda 3 роки тому

      This was releaseed 2 months ago so how did u comment 3 months ago

    • @Noah_Pearson
      @Noah_Pearson 3 роки тому +1

      @@GIl_cepeda Patreon

    • @GIl_cepeda
      @GIl_cepeda 3 роки тому

      @@Noah_Pearson oh ok

  • @BigBeerus
    @BigBeerus 3 роки тому +263

    Bryan's kinda weird asf with these hypotheticals. Somethin' ain't right with that boy.

    • @meatshackles
      @meatshackles 3 роки тому +30

      sounds like he's been listening to alot of psychicpebbles/oneyplays

    • @jkob8955
      @jkob8955 3 роки тому +18

      They arent funny either

    • @jkob8955
      @jkob8955 3 роки тому +10

      @@bnj9031 Ive just grown out of the "poopy joke funny" age

    • @ziggygunz2447
      @ziggygunz2447 3 роки тому +10

      They were great last episode cause it was fresh but it's a bit that gets old fast cause his all come down to cum, piss, shit, and/or rape of some sort.

    • @niboo3
      @niboo3 3 роки тому +6

      I'm so glad that someone pointed it out before I did because....they're just weird. Not so much funny, just weird lol.

  • @youcantbeatk7006
    @youcantbeatk7006 3 роки тому +52

    When I was real young I'd put pillows under my blanket and used a Halloween bucket as a head and hide in the closet when it was time for school and watch my mom scream at a decoy.

    • @culture4519
      @culture4519 3 місяці тому

      Were you laughing, or were you scared of getting screamed at?

    • @youcantbeatk7006
      @youcantbeatk7006 3 місяці тому

      @@culture4519 Cause my mom was screaming at a pile of pillows.

    • @culture4519
      @culture4519 3 місяці тому

      @@youcantbeatk7006 that does sound pretty hilarious did she catch on immediately or was this a ongoing thing ?

    • @youcantbeatk7006
      @youcantbeatk7006 3 місяці тому

      @@culture4519 It happened a couple times I think.

    • @culture4519
      @culture4519 3 місяці тому +1

      @@youcantbeatk7006 getting up early to do that, you sound like you were a legend when you were a kid lol

  • @tsukikotsutsukakushi9339
    @tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 3 роки тому +57

    No joke i actually relate to poob's story about hiding from people just for the lolz. I love hiding and trying to scare my parents and friends at just about every opportunity i get even to this day.

  • @neonsamurai5637
    @neonsamurai5637 3 роки тому +86

    So far the 2 podcasts with poob and bryan have had long conversations about pedophiles

    • @tool3142
      @tool3142 3 роки тому +9

      Shit happens

    • @stdshurt7972
      @stdshurt7972 3 роки тому +29

      Well, have you seen poobs dump truck hes got back there, he probably got attacked by one at a point.

    • @Altonraen
      @Altonraen 3 роки тому +3

      Technically there's three 🤓

  • @thegentlemenrat3727
    @thegentlemenrat3727 Рік тому +4

    Look at how much our sweet pooberton has aged this pod cast has been hell for our boy

  • @de-ment
    @de-ment 2 роки тому +12

    I really miss these old episodes where they kept making poob cry and bryan was 50x more active

    • @wegmier1621
      @wegmier1621 2 роки тому +2

      Bryan should really go back to being a picture

    • @de-ment
      @de-ment 2 роки тому +2

      @@wegmier1621 bryan should to transform into a jpeg file

  • @certifiednard2543
    @certifiednard2543 3 роки тому +11

    Poob calling Bryan a worm before being overwhelmed with rage in the name of food service might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

  • @Vantaz
    @Vantaz 3 роки тому +49

    Poob is my favorite podcast guest

  • @milonavarro
    @milonavarro 3 роки тому +43

    Cooled seats in a car make you feel like you’ve pissed yourself lmao

    • @Frusty
      @Frusty 3 роки тому +2

      How did you comment a week ago

    • @milonavarro
      @milonavarro 3 роки тому +16

      @@Frusty Patreon my child

    • @humphreybrogart8392
      @humphreybrogart8392 3 роки тому +8

      @@milonavarro simp

    • @kill3rbamb146
      @kill3rbamb146 3 роки тому +1

      Pateron lul

    • @milonavarro
      @milonavarro 3 роки тому +4

      @@humphreybrogart8392 lol k I get an extra podcast but whatever helps you sleep at night

  • @paulhutchinson1406
    @paulhutchinson1406 3 роки тому +141

    If Sam was bald and missing a tooth he would just be Stavros Halkias.

  • @ashb7054
    @ashb7054 3 роки тому +9

    I went into QueenFPS stream, first thing I said was 'So we camping today?'. Instantly got my message deleted and she made an announcement that if anyone mentions it they will be banned. Then got harassed by her simps in the DMs and called a subhuman. Oof.

  • @tictack2228
    @tictack2228 3 роки тому +65

    Sam out here like the light at the end of the tunnel. Just when you think you’re having a shitty day then BAM forehead fables sneaking up on ya. Kinda like how Epstein snuck up on all those kids.

  • @princepis
    @princepis 3 роки тому +19

    Bryan and Poob have basically become co-hosts at this point

  • @Khoros-Mythos
    @Khoros-Mythos Рік тому +3

    Dirtgrub is my new favourite insult.

  • @mpireoutdoors5274
    @mpireoutdoors5274 3 роки тому +5

    Poobs night vision unit is likely a generation 1 (1930's tech) Russian made model "Cyclop 1" with lenses made by a well known Russian company ROMZ - "OJSC ROSTOV OPTICAL & MECHANICAL PLANT -ROMZ". The night vision itself is known to be rugged and long lasting - they usually embed all the components in a very thick insulating material creating good shock and water protection - although being generation 1 technology it lacks a micro-channel photon cascade multiplier plate meaning it has much less light amplification compared to generation 2 and 3 tech. Due to material selection - for the viewing screen if I remember - the generation 1 devices have a much shorter lifespan. The lens is likely a removable lense with an M42 (still commonly usable) mount which the Russians made after taking over the Zeiss factory in their counterpush into Germany in WW2 and is quite a desirable lense, considered comparable to the original Zeiss lense (which usually costs more but it can be argued the Russian is equal in quality). The lens is particularly known to transmit a lot of light very quickly and have good bokeh - background blur as well as good quality glass.

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth 2 місяці тому

      dude literally grew up with archaic night vision. sick

  • @jcmottern
    @jcmottern 3 роки тому +12

    I saw Poob hiding behind a tree in my backyard one time, he had a big dumb smile on his face. It was weird....

  • @adhdbandit6882
    @adhdbandit6882 3 роки тому +29

    I wish I got Poobs driving instructor, mine failed me because I “stopped at a stop sign for 3 seconds not 5”

    • @lupe323
      @lupe323 3 роки тому +3

      Idk what you mean that’s totally incorrect practice

  • @icegok1164
    @icegok1164 3 роки тому +23

    The only podcast that slaps is Sam, Poob, and Bryan the actual three stooges.

  • @ethangreenlee7576
    @ethangreenlee7576 3 роки тому +83

    Sam WILL cut us off if he finds out we like this set up.

    • @_nanking5374
      @_nanking5374 3 роки тому +14

      quick, nobody like this good comment so he doesnt see it.

    • @LiquidZulu
      @LiquidZulu 3 роки тому +1

      I'm surprised he hasnt paywalled them

    • @ethangreenlee7576
      @ethangreenlee7576 3 роки тому

      We gotta get a good twenty thousand dislikes on this video

  • @princemononoke2477
    @princemononoke2477 3 роки тому +41

    At 15:00 Poob is talking about an absolute classic trait of ADHD, your brain has a hard time assigning levels of importance for tasks so we get in these loops of pushing the direness of completing it to the limit, and then we can get shit done. I don't think I've ever written a paper with more than 12 hours to the deadline.

    • @rinkashikachi
      @rinkashikachi 3 роки тому +1

      Lol comment below yours is written by ADHD Bandit

  • @jacebrown3796
    @jacebrown3796 3 роки тому +9

    These podcasts have become the only thing in my life that will garuntee me a laugh out loud

  • @ollieperish9491
    @ollieperish9491 3 роки тому +9

    Poob looks like literally THE average man

  • @nolanschultz4161
    @nolanschultz4161 3 роки тому +8

    One time my driving instructor made me and my friend go grocery shopping with her and she counted it as driving time.

  • @VizslaHut
    @VizslaHut 3 роки тому +7

    My friend lives in a tiny ass room with rats and holes in the wall, hes woken up multiple times to rats nibbling him lmao.

  • @Bund___Germs_Bund
    @Bund___Germs_Bund 11 місяців тому +4

    To this day I still don't understand why Sam chose to take a dumb in the tub and puke in the toilet instead of take a dump in the toilet and puke in the tub when he had the flu. The only possible scenario that makes sense is he just run in there like a goblin mid puke and just started blasting from both ends.

  • @T-Painal
    @T-Painal 3 роки тому +3

    When I was 17 and in debt 1k to collections, my sister and uncle tried selling me a car with a broken shifter for like 500 bucks, when I told them I couldn't cause I was paying collections they got mad at me for "wasting their time" and pretty much told me not to contact them anymore. Kinda glad I have no obligations to them now.

    • @culture4519
      @culture4519 3 місяці тому +1

      What is collections? But good riddance they sound awful

  • @j1ppy605
    @j1ppy605 3 роки тому +12

    Bryan’s hypotheticals always deal with money and somebody dealing with chronic akwardness

  • @Grandpimpin22
    @Grandpimpin22 3 роки тому +1

    sam and poob are funny as hell

  • @IrregularrAF
    @IrregularrAF 3 роки тому +3

    QueenFPS it's amazing how far she's come. I use to play with her on PUBG when she had a humble following. She invited me to play EFT with her when she first started. She blew up almost instantly. It's awesome to see streaming workout so well for some people.

  • @n8boof
    @n8boof 3 роки тому +2

    I love how Sam and Poob deflect the Brian’s “Oh Poobie”

  • @Bund___Germs_Bund
    @Bund___Germs_Bund 3 роки тому +6

    I live for this. I just got done rewatching the episode where Sam had Hand Foot and Mouth. Lol great one

  • @anthonyc417
    @anthonyc417 3 роки тому +12

    Solid podcast guys

  • @mattnoel2127
    @mattnoel2127 3 роки тому +11

    I wish I was like Bryan and could just change my race and look of my body at the snap of Sam’s fingers

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 3 роки тому +3

      na man, he just looks like that

    • @mattnoel2127
      @mattnoel2127 3 роки тому +3

      @@midgetman4206 shiiiii you rigjt

    • @idisappointmydad3115
      @idisappointmydad3115 3 роки тому

      He got the ability to do that by some hypothetical he agreed to at some point

  • @catklyst
    @catklyst 3 роки тому +2

    Poob turned visibly red at the, "slept with her," comment haha.

  • @FirstLast-bv9tm
    @FirstLast-bv9tm 3 роки тому +3

    That dude with the Netflix show ran the gauntlet, then took the queen and king

  • @GrugginNClubbin
    @GrugginNClubbin 3 роки тому +4

    Sam looks like the evil guy from 5th element

  • @lovingcanadiancan1751
    @lovingcanadiancan1751 3 роки тому +2

    This is the only podcast that I'll watch all the way through

  • @delskif1425
    @delskif1425 3 роки тому +4

    I know the feeling of having the ability to relieve the stress of being missing but committing to the hiding spot

  • @MegaSilverSheep
    @MegaSilverSheep 3 роки тому +4

    "You can't just shit and stomp it down the drain"
    *Marines laughing"

  • @lastcrusader101
    @lastcrusader101 3 роки тому +4

    This actual podcast channel is now just recorded conversations of Sam and Poob and Bryan lmao

  • @RIDEshadowfax
    @RIDEshadowfax 26 днів тому

    Sam and poob realizing they both have a crippling addiction to being the center of attention without ever admiting as much, is the reason I'm subscribing

  • @emo2942
    @emo2942 3 роки тому +2

    Poob hiding from his friends for hours on end is the funniest shit I have ever heard in my entire life.

  • @AarnavDasari
    @AarnavDasari 3 роки тому +6

    everytime i want to listen to this podcast, i feel like eating shawarmas.

  • @wizardothefool
    @wizardothefool Рік тому +1

    we need a patreon remaster of this with Bryan cam, and Poob's Miles Davis picture being reprise

  • @xShdw
    @xShdw 3 роки тому +2

    Is it just me or do each of them have contagious laughter?

  • @brandonyoung2.0
    @brandonyoung2.0 3 роки тому +2

    The end of this Ep. Has me at work laughing like an idiot unable to preform

  • @haloplayer505
    @haloplayer505 3 роки тому +2

    David S Pumpkins is the only snl skit i'll forgive

  • @CodeWaka
    @CodeWaka 3 роки тому +3

    Bryan and Poob as regular hosts would make this podcast great again

  • @gentlemanpleasant7335
    @gentlemanpleasant7335 3 роки тому +5

    Bryan is such a dreamboat.

  • @EarlyBirm
    @EarlyBirm 3 роки тому +1

    SNL Celebrity Jeopardy is awesome.

  • @HecticCookies
    @HecticCookies 3 роки тому +2

    god bless u sam these are some of the only things that actually make me laugh out loud

  • @rederrikdbd9429
    @rederrikdbd9429 3 роки тому +3

    YESSS. I live for these episodes sam.

  • @evanhutchison1868
    @evanhutchison1868 3 роки тому +1

    This podcast has devolved so much since the beginning and I love it.

  • @Kahnanesg1
    @Kahnanesg1 3 роки тому +2

    58:45 I wish I could know what Abby thinks when she has to experience Sam screaming this shit at the top of his lungs.

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter 3 роки тому +1

    Poob the creeper, master of his craft and obtainer of restraining orders
    This podcast is glorious

  • @Silver_1_1_1
    @Silver_1_1_1 3 роки тому +2

    I sure hope this podcasts PG for my untouched ear canals

  • @DrapperTan
    @DrapperTan 3 роки тому +1

    This podcast made my day. Thank you for this great content.

  • @EmersonR73
    @EmersonR73 3 роки тому +1

    I like these episodes with just Poob and Bryan

  • @ravioli123456
    @ravioli123456 3 роки тому

    I love the idea of Poob's dog walking down a long road to Chicago with one of those hobo sticks with the bag on the end

  • @Akula111
    @Akula111 3 роки тому +2

    god I love these Poobcasts

  • @iUglie
    @iUglie 3 роки тому +1

    I think Sam trying to get everyone to break, live on their own stream, or just get caught lacking, will be the greatest thing ever.

  • @StuPdass
    @StuPdass 3 роки тому

    Nothing makes me laugh harder than these podcasts with Poob and Bryan

  • @simonj6846
    @simonj6846 3 роки тому +3

    3:28
    "I had stuff with her... ohh"
    ~Poob

  • @DirtyMacflurry
    @DirtyMacflurry 3 роки тому +3

    I’m literally laughing at poop jokes

  • @arvifox5170
    @arvifox5170 3 роки тому +2

    Poob is like Adam Eget only there for the host to bang

  • @gabrielhedin1697
    @gabrielhedin1697 3 роки тому +1

    You 3 together is great. Thank you.

  • @dennisthefivestarman8177
    @dennisthefivestarman8177 3 роки тому +1

    I love these podcasts that are just you three

  • @otoole42
    @otoole42 3 роки тому

    The chemistry between you three is fantastic

  • @mrccustoms7643
    @mrccustoms7643 3 роки тому

    These Bryan-Poob podcasts are the only things keeping the world together

  • @jacebrown3796
    @jacebrown3796 3 роки тому

    I would pay to watch just these 3 together every time

  • @trashmammal7983
    @trashmammal7983 3 роки тому

    The Bryan and Poob episodes are hands down the best

  • @sliceofpie9096
    @sliceofpie9096 3 роки тому +1

    42:27 awww yes 100's of dollars and mansions too

  • @Im_Not_Dave
    @Im_Not_Dave 3 роки тому +1

    This trio is epic, I feel like adding bizzle would make it mega... epic.

  • @TheJirka1999
    @TheJirka1999 3 роки тому

    This aint podcast..this is a comedy show..AND I LOVE IT

  • @brindenponkilla8521
    @brindenponkilla8521 3 роки тому

    Genuinely the only podcast or even youtube videos that make me legit laugh lmao

  • @benpotter6307
    @benpotter6307 3 роки тому +1

    Creed,stanly,kevin and that asian warehouse worker are the best office charchters

  • @boikiller3426
    @boikiller3426 3 роки тому

    Please have poob and bryan on more.you guys are hilarious and the dialogue is more natural than the other podcasts

  • @shiftyjim4138
    @shiftyjim4138 3 роки тому +1

    As a fullblooded Native American, Sam’s Native American racism is my absolute favorite thing.

  • @Need4Seeds
    @Need4Seeds 3 роки тому

    Poob hiding with the boiz is like legit padded room straight jacket behavior

  • @bladejohnson4784
    @bladejohnson4784 2 роки тому

    the raspberry thing killed me, funniest and grossest shit ever, literally.

  • @mikedeison
    @mikedeison 3 роки тому

    The sub rosa vids made me sub they are some of the best in my opinion

  • @cory7708
    @cory7708 3 роки тому +1

    Every time I turn the heat on in my car I smell burning metal

  • @sangreen1211
    @sangreen1211 3 роки тому +1

    Trying not to laugh while I'm at the gym, thanks Brian

  • @sirjoey3137
    @sirjoey3137 3 роки тому +2

    Will you ever make another podcast with Bizzlesnaff? Great dude, last one with the edibles was hilarious.