@@alumpycow6694 By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down, yea, we wept, when we remembered Zion. Remember, O Lord, the children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem; who said, Raze it, raze it, even to the foundation. O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us. Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
Lol Jar Jar's sith style reminds me of me: make jokes only you find funny that are so incredibly annoying and stupid to everyone else that they end up killing themselves.
As a lifelong smoker with asthma, I'm appalled by the lack of breath my favorite UA-camr has, SAMANTHA two runs a day dammit, you are not allowed to be outlived by me!!
Sam jokes about bullying in a nursing home but in a elderly home I worked at. There was a group of elderly women that would bully other residents and we couldn't do anything because nobody else would say anything and due to policy we couldn't do anything to stop them without another resident complaining
My uncle is also an 8th grade dropout. He's been shot with a .300 Win.Mag and survived, sent to prison twice, attempted to escape prison twice, was successful in escaping once, etc. I'd say Sam is doing pretty alright
@@snafu700 He ate an edible before. Bizzle sent him special cookies I think he mentioned it in a patreon only. That's why he was wheezing more than usual. Sam would start wheezing then that would set me off and I'd start laughing hard as shit.
I've missed this level of Sam's wheezing so much since like the cards against humanity episode and I didn't realise how bad that was like therapy to me until this episode 😂😂🙏
“he didn’t do anything” - this quote about Jar Jar couldn’t be more wrong. Jar Jar literally granted Palpatine his Supreme Chancellor Powers and access to the Emergency Order
Poob is right about Lsd, it makes music incredible. I usually never listen to music because I have musical anhedonia but I love listening to music while tripping.
This is like an AA meeting. I love all three of you funny as hell and you get down on yourself a little too much in my opinion you all are awesome men.
1:47:51 poob I feel you man I used to get high af in high school and just vibe to music. I've been smoking for 5 years now and it just doesn't feel the same as the first few months when I started.
Nah it never will, your body gets used to it, if you’re lucky you start to enjoy it in different ways for different reasons. But some people never get over that they’ll never get to that “super fucked up baked” state again
The dunkey thing was already revealed to be heavily edited. The original video was plastered all over twitter where it has no dunkey voice. It's literally just sound bites someone saved from videos & edited in.
You know I have been partaking in the herb for a few years myself and I'm well aware of the benefits of legalization and how it is basically the same as alcohol in terms of intensity and danger if not better and yet somehow I still feel like my little Samuel is being corrupted 😂
Sam talking about his slow metabolism; but to be fair, he's sitting down eating sugary snacks, banana nut bread that's probably also filled with sugar and made with unhealthy refined grains and drinking diet soda. What does he expect?
At 1:17:50 Poob licks his mic popper thing. I don't know why he drives the narrative of him being human if his subconscious instinct is that of a gremlin.
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"So i've got this black neighbour" *Balloon Deflates*
When Sam is high the wheezing is on ANOTHER LEVELING “So I got this black neighbor WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEZEEEEEEEEEEE”
another leveling
@@stinkmonger I meant that I got auto correct off lol, leveling has over 10 meanings and Sam definitely hit it this pod
@@alumpycow6694 By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down, yea, we wept, when we remembered Zion. Remember, O Lord, the children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem; who said, Raze it, raze it, even to the foundation. O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us. Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
@@alumpycow6694 I know what you mean doe
@@stinkmonger You smell weird
Fun fact, in a legends comic jar jar's dad tried to kill himself because of how stupid jar jar is. This happened, it was drawn and written.
This is true my father showed me the web comic
@@typer2909 I was the father so I can confirm
Didn't he end up just giving up and killing himself, too?
Lol Jar Jar's sith style reminds me of me: make jokes only you find funny that are so incredibly annoying and stupid to everyone else that they end up killing themselves.
This isn't a podcast anymore, it's just Poob and Bryan yelling at each other while Sam encourages it
also wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze
It was better when it was just sam rambling
The Wheeze is a powerful manipulation tool
Sam's constant wheezing make me feel out of breath
As a lifelong smoker with asthma, I'm appalled by the lack of breath my favorite UA-camr has, SAMANTHA two runs a day dammit, you are not allowed to be outlived by me!!
Bro I make sure I'm not eating food when he does that because I know for a fact I'm gonna be dead I laugh so hard haha
The best person on this podcast is stalltt and suspiciously he happens to be the only person not on the podcast
Sardine is the master race
I keep hoping each episode he's gonna appear.. one day..
Agreed
@@hoff4301 yes a fellow Believer
I can think of plenty of people who weren't on the podcast
It ain't easy being wheezy.
Except for Sam.
Shit cooms naturally.
And quickly
lol
and quietly
Easily 😂
That pic Bryan’s using matches his voice so well lol
Still convinced the pic he used in ep 36 (I think) is actually him
Really? Lol which one is that
where is that picture from? It looks so familiar
@@Hoffmayne so true
I coined the term “earthworm voice” for Bryan, it describes his cadence so well
These podcasts are the closest thing I have to a father
*WHEEZE*
Lol
Bryan too
Sadly this is true for me too
Man these are always so fucking rewatchable
ive watched every episode at least twice - really is great for eating and stuff
@@og_loud5712 Adds a great extra layer, so if you only went audio first time you're gonna get some extra laughs on the video on the second time round
@@ListEnjoyer i usually always watch them with video - but rewatching them stoned is also a fun activity if you have nothing else to do.
Im 20 seconds in and already know I will enjoy every second of this episode. Sam is in MAXIMUM WHEEZE MODE
4 days ago?
Op 4days ago PogU
*stoned
Wheeze mode= stoned af
Dude maximum WHEEEEZE! LOL
I always forget Sams an 8th-grade dropout, damn impressive where he is now given the fact
You're serious?
@@leggonarm9835 Which part?
Yea man Florida standards were meh 10 years ago prob got tired of it
@@leggonarm9835 He technically dropped out during his sophomore year in high school.
@@yourbuddyalex835 sam just like me fr 💯
Sam uncontrollably wheezing after saying he's got a black neighbour gives me some Norm Macdonald 9/11 vibes.
Sam is basically just a young Norm.
gives me more of an Albert Fish joke vibe
@@eldon9735 albert fish was about making the other people look bad though
I think the only reason Sam is so red in the face this episode is to mock Aquas anemia
It’s a case of “just because you can, you definitely SHOULD!”...
sam subtly drops he has a concealed carry permit incase the fans get weird....
the segments of topic discussions gradually get longer and longer as Sam's edibles kick in more and more
Sam jokes about bullying in a nursing home but in a elderly home I worked at. There was a group of elderly women that would bully other residents and we couldn't do anything because nobody else would say anything and due to policy we couldn't do anything to stop them without another resident complaining
I mean policy be damned, just take advantage of their brittle bones, and have an accident.
@@burninsherman1037 or just fuck up the thermostat in their room.
@@burninsherman1037 Swap their high blood pressure pills with speed
@@mr.joesterr5359 well hello, descendent of my bff!
@@burninsherman1037 Ah a ghost!
As someone who went to a school with a graduating class of 200 people I can confirm there are like no cliques.
Same but there were cliques
Idk where you live then theres alot where im at
My class graduated with 20 lol
@@Theflexplays I feel this. My class was 28
My class was about 410 people, so there were way to many to know, but I knew a lot of people and I knew of zero cliques or shit like that
My uncle is also an 8th grade dropout. He's been shot with a .300 Win.Mag and survived, sent to prison twice, attempted to escape prison twice, was successful in escaping once, etc.
I'd say Sam is doing pretty alright
I can't tell if your uncle is either insanely luck or unlucky.
I like how sam calls poob a square but hes a circle himself
I feel like the reason Sam defends Carson is because he is a fellow wheezer, and he considers him a brother.
Carson's wheeze sounds like a semitruck's motor dying tho
Nah Sam does kids too, we just don't know it yet
@@areguycole7336 just hope it's not his own
Finally, Stallt made the best podcast intro ever - Sam's laughter like he's suffocating.
I feel like they've said these jokes a ton but then I remembered I watch these podcasts too much.
Sardine Jesus died on a cross
@@sardineman8994 HUH?
@@M.TTT. he didn't stutter.
I rewatch these podcasts almost every day
Poob saying Leonardo da Vinci was 110 was my highlight. Really pushed me over the edge where I couldn't breathe
Poob should design the next image for Bryan. Perhaps based on one of his moving stickers.
38:05 Poob nearly tells everyone his full name lmao
"You never eat"
Every other episode: "POOB WHY ARE YOU EATING!"
poob: I should've been bullied more
sam: Well allow me to make up for lost time
I haven’t heard sam laugh this hard since he talked about that dumb meme in his tft video
don't forget the cards against humanity wheeze hernia
I just smoked a bowl before I clicked on this just made it 20 times better
I always do too
I think sam did the same as well this ep is giving me seattle vibes
@@snafu700 He ate an edible before. Bizzle sent him special cookies I think he mentioned it in a patreon only. That's why he was wheezing more than usual. Sam would start wheezing then that would set me off and I'd start laughing hard as shit.
about to do the same bruddha
drugs are for losers
Sams laugh sounds the the creatures the nazgul fly on in lotr.
I can tell this is gonna be a good one.. thanks for making the only good and watchable podcast in existence
Cool, something to listen to as the weather fucks our mouths in Colorado, thanks for the podcast Stallt
Michigan's worse rn, the winds so fucking bad I can't even go outside without constantly gasping for air.
@@watdaactalfuc ain’t gonna lie slim if God cleansed Michigan from the Earth the world would be a better place. I’m glad the storm is bad there.
@@jordanday1300 Couldn't disagree any less.
This podcast shows the true danger of jazz cabbage.
Another great episode of aqua's and stalltt's podcast
Sam sounding like that Toy Story penguin during this whole podcast
How to die: take a drink of beer every time they say a celebrity's name in this episode.
What kinda beer are you guys drinking? I feel like this would be a mild buzz at best.
Poob should try selling custom polaroids like an onlyfans girl
I’m in class listening to this and I’m just making snorting noises because Poob is making me laugh so hard.
This man went for that banana bread like it was his savior
He pushed his kid over to get at it
Whenever something is bleeped with these guys you know it’s bad
Wow the first of its time, the first picture of Brian to actually match him
Sam is such a fucking child stoned, amazing episode.
I've missed this level of Sam's wheezing so much since like the cards against humanity episode and I didn't realise how bad that was like therapy to me until this episode 😂😂🙏
So true
This is probably one of the best episodes
You better bring stallt on the next podcast or you gon catch sum whippin samantha
Dude I'm smoking heroin
@@sardineman8994 dude, I'm smokin your mums pole
@@dakotajensen181 the fucvk
today is gonna be a good day, forehead fables podcast dropped
Totally 💯
Dropped these nuts on my ligma buzz word buzz word lit fam
@@dakotajensen181 balls deez balls haaha
I love how 30mins into the two hour podcast Sam reads out all the topics and they’ve done all of them.
so i recently subbed to their patreon. gotta say its worth it guys. just a side note to this podcast. these guys are awesome
“he didn’t do anything” - this quote about Jar Jar couldn’t be more wrong. Jar Jar literally granted Palpatine his Supreme Chancellor Powers and access to the Emergency Order
Poob doesn't lose his balance because his center of gravity is so close to the floor.
Poob is right about Lsd, it makes music incredible. I usually never listen to music because I have musical anhedonia but I love listening to music while tripping.
That is very interesting
Oh my god finally. I needed this so bad.
Damn, Poob looking extra spicy today, what a handsome little gentleman
A minute in and Sam already lost it. This’ll be fun
This is like an AA meeting. I love all three of you funny as hell and you get down on yourself a little too much in my opinion you all are awesome men.
poobs reaction when he found out that a girl actually enjoys this podcast and got laid because of it
This was my favorite podcast to date
Sam just gets up, leaves, comes back, didn't hear the joke but is already grinning...Amazing
Sam's wheezing gives me the will to live.
It’s gonna be real funny if his kid ever watches these lmao “dad did you rlly do this to me as a baby”
im glad i pay for these :)
I have never seen Sam laugh that hard. It’s always wheezes.
Omg high sam is one of my new favorite things. The absolute wheezes coming out of him is hilarious
It sounds like sam is trying to get another hernia
I like how I don't get ads on these when I get them on every other video.
39:59 Sam's looking like he's about to say "You gotta purdy mouth, boi"
1:47:51 poob I feel you man I used to get high af in high school and just vibe to music. I've been smoking for 5 years now and it just doesn't feel the same as the first few months when I started.
Nah it never will, your body gets used to it, if you’re lucky you start to enjoy it in different ways for different reasons. But some people never get over that they’ll never get to that “super fucked up baked” state again
i love how as they kick in sam progressively turns a darker shade of goblin
They should do call ins
Poob the Rush Hour bloopers are the best bloopers I have ever seen. I still watch that shit like once a month in 2021
for anybody curious about the cafe sam mentioned, it's called Dreamboyz Espresso in Seattle, Washington. It's been closed for a few years now.
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I love how the ball of fuzz in Sam's hair just vanishes at 45:51.
One of my top 5 podcasts, you should explore the goblin grass more👌
At 35:20 I'm pretty sure the show Poob is talking about is Temptation Island
Finally the boys return so i can feel like i have boys
The dunkey thing was already revealed to be heavily edited. The original video was plastered all over twitter where it has no dunkey voice. It's literally just sound bites someone saved from videos & edited in.
Videogamedukey?
The wheezing is so contagious lol
1:00:55 poob's joke here is amazing
Poob talking about hiding for hours while his friends hang out just to surprise them. This dude has years of stalking experience under his belt.
You know I have been partaking in the herb for a few years myself and I'm well aware of the benefits of legalization and how it is basically the same as alcohol in terms of intensity and danger if not better and yet somehow I still feel like my little Samuel is being corrupted 😂
This was the most scuffed birthday gift , thanks Sam
“Abby made banana nut bread” WHeEEEEZ
Sam really does have hurricane force winds with his wheezing, i love it
I just couldn't stop staring at the piece of dandruff in Sam's hair for the entire episode.
Poob looks like a younger Garand Thumb who doesn't move his hands when explaining shit
If this drunk podcast is patreon only im gonna go to sleep for dinner.
All roads lead back to the podcast
dude the wheezing is great, can't wait till listen to this and procrastinate online school
the Leonardo Davinci joke fucking killed me
It was a great one
Im the cracked ribs kid whats up. Love the content lol
You can see his forehead get redder every time he wheezes
I love these podcasts so much please keep them up
Sam talking about his slow metabolism; but to be fair, he's sitting down eating sugary snacks, banana nut bread that's probably also filled with sugar and made with unhealthy refined grains and drinking diet soda. What does he expect?
Nice pfp 👌
The baby soufflé bit is what did it for me.
"So I got this black neighbor" *proceeds to wheeze*
At 1:17:50 Poob licks his mic popper thing. I don't know why he drives the narrative of him being human if his subconscious instinct is that of a gremlin.
He does it more, what sort of creature is he?
The social security party made me laugh while I was doing a shoulder press and now I have a torn shoulder 10/10
Poobs auto tuned singing caught me off guard at work, I had to try my best not to laugh and I think I looked insane.
16:24 Sam is a legit good photographer. Don't know what he's talking about here, then again he is high as a kite.