Google Translate Explains How to Vote (do not do this)
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It’s voting season 😂
Hii
damn i would go :(
@lugga 34 hi
I like how she treats the google version as if she’s babysitting a really drunk friend who’s just speaking nonsense.
Omg yeah 😂
Very true!
Remember that part of the video where google mentioned something about being tipsy? So you’re right
Very accurate! Also, @@Fluffio347 ... yOUR PROFILE PICTURE- MY PROFILE PICTURE- YES- SOLANGELO-
For real XD
“everything is perfect!”..... this is 2020, try again google translate
Google Translate is just trying hard to cope like the rest of us lmao
Lol
think Google Translate is in denial
Yes
@@arealisticbeautystandard8920 Google Translate is either in denial or it's possessed by XANA. I can't tell either way.
"He already had a bone in October."
"Consider two ways to pray in bed."
No Google Translate. I'm not attracted to you
How to fail your entrance to No Nut November
BAHAHAHA
HSHDHS PLEASE
XD LOL
@ no simp November :>
"fear the paper. Jail the paper"
-google translate
september 18, 2020
It sounds like a UK PSA
*Be aware
@@hwgoblin Beware of*
anything but the paper
NOT THE PAPER! OH NO THE PAPER'S FREE!
Considering how this year is going, a dragon attack in October would not surprise me in the least.
Honestly, it would be something of a highlight at this point as far as I'm concerned.
2020 is the opposite of the boy who cried wolf. So many crazy things are happening the UN could announce the discovery of a xenomorph hive and we would just say “ So, that happened.”
Nope, me neither
This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? ua-cam.com/video/PRQP-UPy6cQ/v-deo.html that would be greatly appreciated!
I'm just surprised it hasn't happened ALREADY
Google translate is like a child who hears words and thinks she knows what they mean, and gets to talk like an adult
Google Translate is my Little Cousin and Little Sibling
I always thought Google Translate was the same person as Miranda until a few videos ago
but im a kid
no damn.
@@olihelilwho is Miranda
"If you choose covid please explore the country"
Well that explain a lot
I feel like nobody is adressing that so thank you😂😂
Sounds like a perfect sarcasm for me to use for my ignorant friend 😂
LMAO
Yea lets spread covid
@@Tofublob YEAH!!! *begins to cough on other people's faces*
Google translate: "Voting is now a disease competition."
Me: *Spits coke all over phone but still continues to laugh.*
This line had me ROLLING!!!
It’s pretty accurate lmao
Translator Fails is funny in three ways:
1) When it makes no sense
2) When it makes TOO MUCH sense
3) Just by existing
You got it spot-on
4). When you get those random, really depressing lines either about Google’s loneliness, sadness, or death
^ or the other times when I’ve tried it, and it turns into some secret war plan or demonic entities visiting
Or when it says something just a bit too suspicious
Anyone else wanting “Voting is now a disease competition!” as a shirt
There is not enough YES for this comment stream
Derek walbert I know I do.
Yes.OwO
Yes
yes
One Google Translate: "Everything is perfect!"
The other Google Translate: "Voting is a disease competition."
The third Google Translate: "Use a DARK spider as a SPY!!!"
The fourth Google Translate: "Find two was to pray in bed." 😏😏😏
500th like ahhh feels good
No the dark spider can before the voting is a disease one
Yes I can relate to "Voting is a disease competition"!
This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? ua-cam.com/video/PRQP-UPy6cQ/v-deo.html that would be greatly appreciated!
Were you trying to make a point? Express an idea? Or just show us that you can type quotes from the video?
“He had a bone in October.... dragon” I like how calm google translate is
I'd vote for a dragon
"If you choose COVID, please explore the country." Why is this so true...
Google has never been right before
Sturgis motorcycle rally attendees?
@@keyelee4339 Surprisingly, it has been right a good number of times. Its just more often wrong.
What I think it means: “IF YOU GET COVID PLEASE SPREAD THE VIRUS”
@@KKUNIQUE. Im pretty sure youre right
"The second choice is the first choice"
"No?"
It's official. Google translate is bad at math.
It just means you have no real choice
Google Translate is a horseshoe centrist.
It's spelt maths
The plan B is the original plan A. We already know.
Second choice is the first choice.
Me: how I feel when voting on initiatives and referendums
Once again ... a victim of the dreaded laughter caused by your channel. XD
Me to
Her channel is one of the few channels that can actually make me laugh
Cesar salad is poisonous and tasty
@@tristan.l.p703 and addicting too, but also hilarious obviously
It's you noteblock lizard I'm subscribed
Sooooo truuuuueeee thoooo!
"Hello everyone"
"Everything is perfect"
The Good Place
i love that show your so right
“We cannot get a bed.”
*Cue Falsettos*
WhO sToLe ThE bEd?
YES
ThE bEd Is MiNe
No u **shows uno reverse card**
You shant buy a bikini, so saaad
Replace Bed with family. Then replace bed with US.
GT: You see the bag
Malinda: *keeps talking*
GT: See. Bag
Malinda: YES I SEE THE BAG!
lol that my favorite part
It moved too far! *SHE CLONED HERSELF!*
5:50
I read the right at the part!
Christine McFadden .
“The minister of foreign affairs must comply with the rules and regulations
of the minister of foreign affairs of this bill, thus insuring
the appropriateness... of the minister of foreign affairs.”
Me trying to finish the word count for my english paper
It actually almost sounds official lol
The minister of mismanagement
Best line
“Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?”
ikr
4:52
Google Translate Malinda - "It comes naturally to vote on November 3rd, the official day of weeding.
Malinda - "Actually, yeah!!"
Google Translate - "Right?!"
The first time Malinda has agreed with Google Translate
Fun fact
The official day of weeding is in April. Look it up.
@@BigRockyGaming . How come you guys don't let us have around happy moments we are just little things here in Las Vegas is just saying oh my God you're you're just dating thoughts and it's absolutely terrifying because we can't believe that we are going to English translation and totally do not believe this is weird to Chicago listen to me I am a citizen of African girl we can't just
@@IThinkThereforeIAint
A) huh?
B) I actually thought that was a fun fact
@@BigRockyGamingit was probably something google translated?
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
A) I actually managed to forget about this.
B) yeah looking at it now it prolly is.
“All you know is you are in a situation. And it will last a long time.”
2020 explained
T r u e
*Y* *e* *s*
The sounds of sounds
Ah yes
The floor is made out of floor
@@Xipsep Yes
The floor is made out of floot thats made of floor of floor floor
“The official day of weeding.”
“Actually- yeah.”
“Right?”
severely underrated
I thought it ment the drug at first XD
Same..
@@Addibaddii same lol
"Special Day for Weeds".
"Yeah yeah."
"Take it right?"
"Consider two ways to pray in bed"
Google... we need to talk. Like, now.
GT: "Sorry Daddy, I've been a bad girl..."
Priest: "GOOGLE TRANSLATE WE'VE ALREADY BEEN OVER THIS, IT'S 'FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED', GODDAMMIT!"
At least it’s giving ideas of doing something pointless into something useful :b
@@d.tsukuyomi1869 I love this comment so much😂
What’s the first option?
Idk why, but the *Tudja Meg* provides information on *Font Menile* in *Zeroth, AJocket* on *Telefivasocate, AZKet ALC uhenlavjavskenvika.*
Part just cracks me up every time-
*you do not know.*
6:20 Blue-shirt Malinda's horrified reaction is what got me! 🤣
My mom: “You need to eat your veggies!”
6-year-old me: “No”
My mom: “The second measure is bananas.”
that sound like the step dad counter measure
I was reading this as she said that
😂
Hello
The second choice is the first choice
"If you choose Covid, please explore the country"
That's literally the exact opposite of what you should be advising, Google. Go home, you're drunk.
Unless it's part of a scheme to influence the election by making people in the other party's neighborhoods too sick to go vote.
According to me it is right. If we choose covid and wanna have it, then exploring the country traveling here and there talking with different ppl will give us it. Love you malinda 5000
Her time tipsy
Well, if we’ve seen anything in previous videos, Google Translate loves wine.
“An unusual general election in 2020”
Well she’s not wrong...
Edit: thx for all the likes
Squeaky&Skittles this comment now has the same number of likes as the one above it
This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? ua-cam.com/video/PRQP-UPy6cQ/v-deo.html that would be greatly appreciated!
@Shayan Sahil no 💛
@@stealingyoureverything7947 sure?
Latte • Cat yes
“All you know... is that you are in a situation... it will last a long time.”
COVID quarantine in a nutshell
"Voting is now a disease competition"
This is somehow a mood.
Its the mood of 2020
@BlueThunder and Frank Challenges and parody’s yes
LMFAO
420th like
politics have always been a disease competition so yeah
“All you know is that you are in a situation. It will last a long time.”
I mean, you’re not wrong-
I hope Covid will end soon! I'm tired of masks and social distancing!
@@JustinDaniels AMEN!
@@JustinDaniels Amen bro..we are all in the same boat, but we'll get through this
I feel like I'm playing a 1980s text adventure now.
Google Translate: "40 countries have 600 voting rights. Not for long."
Malinda: *yikes*
Google Translate, what are you plotting?
If the dems win there won't be any rights!
*_Y i k e s f o r e v e r_*
Miraculous LB *_F A N C Y_*
This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? ua-cam.com/video/PRQP-UPy6cQ/v-deo.html that would be greatly appreciated!
6:23 I LAUGHED SO HARD IN THIS PART
Lol, yeah. Me2.
Google translate forgot how to translate
@@BuilderB08 google
"you do not know" nope. I absolutely do not know
At least 70% of what Google Translate is saying is accurate.
This is surprisingly true.
Yes this smart person is made out of smart person(thats you)
87% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Voting is now a disease competition IM DYING
Yes, especially Tudja Meg provides information on Font Menile in Zeroth, AJocket on Telefivasocate, AZKet ACL Uhonlapjanteszika.
"If you choose COVID, please explore the country"
This is how it began, ladies and gentlemen
Lol, so true! 😂😂😂😂😂
Top 10 Times GT Actually Knew What Was Happening
They need to watch the "country roads" video.
Oh noooo lol
“The minister of foreign affairs must comply with the rules and regulations of the minister of foreign affairs of this bill, thus insuring the appropriateness.... of the minister of foreign affairs”.
Me trying to write a five page essay when I only have two pages done
Wow 279 likes in one hour!! Thanks 😊
I feel attacked
I feel called out
Loved this translation.
This is me trying to reach the word count limit 😂
That’s rough buddy
"The best way to do this is with a real dark spider as a spy"
"I HAVE A TICKET"
Google is revealing their secrets... And she have a ticket
“Voting is now a disease competition”
Covid-19: yes
"In case of sadness, request a new book"
Google Translate gets it.
Of course!
Definitely
I’d like to order “The Dangerous Gift” by Tui T Sutherland please
Me: *Gets A Light In The Mist*
Me after reading the book: I think I'm even more depressed now than I was before..
Me: Reads something by Gilberto Valle
In which Google Translate has two modes:
1. Overwhelming election-related existential dread
2. Choosing to focus on sex, dragons, spiders who are also spies, religious concepts taken out of context, and alcoholism ... which sounds like a summary of Game of Thrones, honestly.
At least GT wasn’t hungry this time (I think) 😅
Lol, Did you watch the game if throans summary through Google translate video? It was really funny
Still waiting for Dany to take over Westeros with three chickens.
Frack! Now I'm stuck with this mental image of Trump riding a dragon and looking like he does when he gets to sit in the cab of an 18-wheeler.
Google drinks, and it knows things.
“All you know is that you are in a situation, it will last a long time”
Me: never heard truer words 👁👄👁
“Post a comment”
*the only google translate advice i will take*
Yup
Maybe.
sometimes
Google Translate: Voting is now a diseased competition.
Me: I mean she's not wrong XD.
“Everything is perfect” there is no war in ba sing sei
Here we are safe. Here we are free
Yay avatar is EVERYWHERE
Perfect.
@Real Guy nice
Wow
"The second choice is the first choice" -Google Translate 2020
No one:
Me in pandemic: "all you know is that you are in a situation, it will last a long time"
Accurate.
FINNALY someone noticed XD
Yes, the floor is floor
Watermelon
“Everything is perfect” already complete wrong
ㅇㅅㅇ
The USA is a dumpster fire rn change my mind
Girl clearly didn't see LEGO movie. It's "Everything is Awesome" 😁
Right, Definitely everything's fine, the fact I was temporarily evacuated is just wonderful, (nobody panic i'm fine now)
Asian Muffin I completely agree with you
*"All you know, is that you are in a situation; It will last a long time."*
Basically sums up 2020.
It could not be more right lol
sums up the whole pandemic
1:24 This is actually a good back-and-forth conversation between Malinda and Translate; Translate basically finishes Malinda's sentence.
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Google: *hey look dragon*
All of us:
"2020, amiright"! :P:
@@nurse425 "2020, amiright"! :P:
me
me completely
If there was a dragon in 2020 I guarantee absolutely no one will be surprised
@@theunreadyone honestly I would consider it a highlight
Google Translate: "The second choice is the first choice"
Malinda: No-
Me: yes-
It all depends, the second choice can only be the first choice if this first choice was the second choice first and the true first choice drops out of first, thus becoming second.
@@shadowboltprince4464 o-o" I'm now more confused then when I didn't listen to the teacher for two seconds in online class and Idk what the heck everyone is doing now-
Cute Lamapaca to break it down. And explain in terms of a race
There are at least 2 choices. (A and B)
1) If this first choice was the second choice first
If B wants to go from 2nd to 1st it must be 2nd before it is 1st right?
2)and the true first choice drops out of first, this becoming second
Since B is in second A must be in first. So if B wants to be in first, B must overtake first and A must drop down to second.
Let me know if you have any other questions
@@shadowboltprince4464 Are you a teacher? Because you can explain such thing better than my teachers can explain 1+1
Cute Lamapaca no but I appreciate the compliment. I am actually a college student going into engineering.
Edit: I did tutor for a short amount of time but that’s about it
Google Translate: Everything is perfect!
Malinda: not really, no...
222th like lol
222nd*
5:07 I don’t understand why that’s translated in a flirty way, but I can’t stop laughing. 😂
You know 2020 is wild when Google translate is accurate like every other sentence.
TRUTH!
I twas thinking the same thing 😂.
Yes
“Voting is now a disease competition” Anti-vaxx say this is true!
"Tudja Meg provides information on Font Menile in Zeroth, AJocket on Telefivasocate, AZKet ACL Uhonlapjanteszika."
google translate: "dragon...."
2020: oh yeah forgot to put that on my agenda how about, December!
@Michael Darrow ah, yes indeed
Haven’t planned for 2021 yet..put it there.
Hahahahahaha!
@@whosegrandma *don’t encourage anything please*
@@squibblemcbiggle8096 .-.
You should make a video titled:
“If Google Translate was your therapist.”
It’s pretty self-explanatory..
Edit: Holy flip this many likes-
*thank you so much this is the most likes I’ve ever received*
PEOPLE NEED TO LIKE THIS SO SHE SEES IT!!!
AerialAnnabella I hope she does!
great idea!
VeryCheesey Thank you!
@@hannahgracieeeeee ofc :) it really is a great idea
Hey Malinda! I’d just like to thank you for the captions as my sister went deaf a few years ago and she really enjoys your videos. :)
Google Translate: 'Be aware of the paper. Jail the paper.'
Us students: 'Aye aye, Captain!'
I'll make a paper jail for the paper ^-^
@@Lorinissa- it's like making a prison cell out of human flesh-
And this is why I dont show my work XD
r/cursedcoments
Oh my goodness
Google translate is just being brutally honest.
ahh yes the brutally honest "everything is perfect"
@@marshroverv5632 ...ly dying
Yw
I almost died when I saw this video, I literally choked on sour patch kids
Me who’s under 18 and Canadian watching how to vote in the US election in January: *interesting*
Same!
Except its march 2023
@@mazzy_ivyhi same but in us
I’m in India, watching in April 2023
I'm indo and watching in may 2023.
Me who is a 14 year old russian watching it in 2024:
"Voting is now a disease competition"
Good job Google, and particularly relevant today. Here in Italy we're voting for a constitutional change and in some places for their local elections. Already seems a polling station had to be closed because some idiot on duty there was found positive to Covid, so there's little left to say.
(I won't go this time, too risky)
@Loregamer 2076 Molti più di quanti pensi!
P.S. Per quanto riguardava il voto, non so nelle altre zone, ma qua in toscana siamo stati piazzati in sorveglianza presso i punti di voto con tanto di termometri laser e tamponi giorni prima del servizio! Quindi è sicuro, e votare è un diritto, ma anche un dovere!
*"Do you see the bag?"*
*"The bag?"*
"YES I SEE THE BAG!!"
"oky..."
5:50
How is there two of her?
@Dana gaming ah the magic of ✨editing✨
@@Aizawa_shota1 she has a hidden twin! XD
Analog Horror in a nutshell
At least Google translate is positive during these times...
No! Google Translate tested positive?
j a i l t h e p a p e r.
"If you choose COVID,please explore the country."
Is that positive?
"40 countries have 600 voting rights. Not for long!"
NOOOOO
Toddlers: “you see the bag”
Mom doing work: Nice sweetie
Toddlers: “Y-you see the bag”
Mom: “Yes I see the bag!”
Be aware of the paper.
Jail the paper.
Fear the paper.
Run from the paper.
Hide from the paper.
You can't escape the paper.
You are the paper.
@@sonicvenom8292 this should be a song.
Jail the paper is just exaggeration for keep it in a safe place .
Can we just appreciate how well-timed the two Malinda's are, and how natural the interactions between confident Translator Malinda and skeptical reality Malinda seem?
I even thought for a second that the GT Malinda was going to pass the bag to the normal Malinda, but then I realized that in reality they're in different moments of time so it couldn't be possible
it amazes me like how does she do that
First ever watch of this and it’s GENIUS!!!!
“Be aware of the paper”
*”JAIL THE PAPER”* best lines ever
yass
Heres me trying to deconstruct the moment at the six minute 30 second mark. Tudja Meg is a person, who is providing info on the Computer font (Menile) in the city of Zeroth which is AJocket. This occurs on the month of Telefivasocate, the date AZKet on the day of ACL, and the year is Uhonlapjanteszika. Basically, it turns into someone teaching a class on a very specific font for computers in a fictional city, country, and clulture (Apparently with its weird calendar). It appears Google translate opened a door to a different dimension and had to say to not question its knowledge.
Everyone's talking about "voting is now a disease competition" but no one is talking about "he is also the minister of mismanagement"
Because it’s true
He is master of mismanagement OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BURNNNNNNNN
@@hinnmanfamily ikr
@@rolo0o dat. boi got roasted
@@hinnmanfamily lol yas
"Post a comment!"
Ok google translate. Here it is.
OMG I GOT OVER 3 LIKES!!!!!
Yay
“The second choice IS the first choice”
-Google Translate 2020
oh no we're back to this format of comments again
Gundham Tanaka well it's better than "nobody:"
@@crumble2000
Nobody:
Nobody:
_O _*_H_*_ N _*_O_*_ P _*_A_*_ R _*_A_*_ D _*_O_*_ X_
Maybe Google Translate is a member of Fight Club?
"First rule of Fight Club : You do not talk about fight club
Second rule of fight club : You do not talk about fight club."
The second rule is the first rule.
“He already had a bone in October. Dragon.”
-Google Translate
“40 countries have 600 voting rights.. not for long”
Me: sounds about right
I didn't like that threat! First the U.S, then the Wordl! 🤨
I mean..... if trump gets re-elected, google translate will have gotten something right
Let's hope it doesn't come to that...
@@pengweng3795 Ok, libtard.
Sarah Randall it’s kinda crazy how in only three words, you’ve already told me that you support trump, say blue lives matter, probably fly the confederate flag, are homophobic, racist, sexist, are “pro-life” but don’t support free healthcare , are going to call me a snowflake for wanting minorities to have the right to live in a “free country” and are not going to listen to any facts, logic, common sense, or anything rational at all. You can call me a libtard, I take no offense to that, but if you keep going with this and attempt to argue with any observation I have made, things are gonna get heated in this comment thread
Left: Normal person presenting
Right: Drunk person *trying* to explain something
So the sensible person is on the Left...
And the idiot is on the Right?
...
Seems dead-on to me.
Andrew Priest yup 😂
In this it’s accurate, but most of the time it’s the other way around.
Politics in a nutshell.
Certainly true with Trump.
“You can go to markets, shops, or public libraries!”
Me: “Alright, but you better wear a mask.”
Google translate, six months into covid:
All you know is that you are in a situation… it will last a long time.
Me, three years into covid:
This is the most correct you have ever been, congratulations
liking and commenting to boost the comment
“Voting is now a disease competition.”
Wow, that hit hard.
"40 countries have 600 voting rights."
"Not for long!"
She a little confused, but she got the spirit.
not for long
“Be aware of the paper. Jail the paper.”
I lost it at that line lmao
Sameee I have been looking for this comment!😂
That “hello” at the start is so goofy that its pretty cute 😂
"Everything is perfect"
Me, trying to have a positive mindset in this pandemic before going insane
Yeah
"The best way to use this is to use a real dark spider as a spy"
Me : o-o
It has to be REAL DARK. Can't be light gray.
gotcha. Will take this advice to heart
@@mstech-gamingandmore1827 kk good to know thanks!
My time tipsy 🙃
I think Google's website scraper is trying to reach out - it's probably gained sentience and has been screaming in horror for a while now...
Google translate: EVERYTHING IS PERFECT
Everybody’s falling good expectations of 2020: * Nodding Slowly *
Nah, it's a good year. The further along it gets, the more democrats expose their..... "problematic" opinions
Thomas Ray not a perfect year-
Well... It’s kinda a glass half full situation, sometimes good, sometimes bad
Me in August 2023: I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE VIRTUAL MEET N GREET
"A few key things to note."
"But he didn't know the key."
Gosh, this is more tragic than Romeo and Juliet.
Sounds like a song lyric.... WAIT I WANT THAT IN A SONG NOW!
This sounds like Trump is giving a speech and someone is narrating.
Trump: "A few key things to note-"
Narrator: "But he didn't know the key."
@Chai Hill and about as confusing as Shakespearean english XD
This is probably my favorite part of the video
“All you know is that you are in a situation. It will last a long time.” That is actually the best description of 2020 I have ever heard.
Instructions unclear,i accidentally voted for a banana
Unclear banana
Bananas unclear, I accidentally voted for an instruction
So that will be 2 consecutive “food items” in office
"He had a bone in October. Dragon."
That had me 😂😂😂😂
*"All you know, is that you are in a situation. It will last a long time."*
Atleast Google knows about the pandemic.
“An unusual general election in 2020”
Malinda: **contemplates her life choices**
“40 countries have 600 voting rights
NOT FOR LONG” *smiles intensely*
Google translate is confirmed to support dictatorships and the overthrow of democracies O_O
O-o
That part was the only part that got me crying laughing
Now 41 countries have 600 voting rights.
I live in Australia and we only have 599 voting rights, 1 more voting right and then 41 countries have 600 voting rights. Zimbabwe is close behind us
5:50 fav part bag
For the first time ever, google translate actually wasn't wrong about a ton of things!
Especially this one unfortunately (3:00)
6:43 too
3:21 Fortunately, if Google Translate was a human, it would actually have a brain, unlike some other "people"
2:45 “Voting is now a disease competition”
Truth
4:25 “The second choice, is the first choice”
Also true
5:50 “You see the bag.... *quietly* don’t you see the bag.. do you se-”
“YES! I SEE THE BAG!”
6:23 “Tudja Meg provides information on Font Menile in Zeroth, AJocket on Telefivasocate AZKet ACL Uhonlapjanteszika”
Yes that is all English.
“You do not know”
That makes sense
I don't get it, if the second choice is the first choice, who's the first choice?
Japan Panda The first choice is the first, and second choice. I don’t really know
This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? ua-cam.com/video/PRQP-UPy6cQ/v-deo.html that would be greatly appreciated!
Google Translate : "Be aware of the paper. Jail the paper."
Me : *WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE PAPER?*
It gave a paper cut
this is not the place of safety
Deforestation is whats wrong with paper
It tried eating me
Trees were killed to create it
"He Already Had A Bone In October...
*Dragon."*
"WOAH!"
Ngl, when google Makinda speaks, Malinda's expressions kill me every single time 😂😂😂
Is Makinda the Google Translate alt ego’s official name, or did you just invent that? Because that’s now my head canon.
@@julscatten2640 Omg- that was a typo- Oooo it cud be- 😂😂😂 Thx for acknowledging my unintentional yet genius typo- 😌
mm yes Makinda
@@slyar let my poor typing be 😂
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Not a single soul:
Google Translate:
*voting now is a disease competition*
Google is warning us not to come in contact with Covid positive persons
with the age of both candidates..... GOOGLE TRANSLATE ISNT RLY WRONG
(both main candidates)
I mean , GT is not wrong ....
Is now not now is -_- please edit
These two are twins, Google being the off-the-wall sidetracked sister and Malinda being the grounded and funny straight man.
“Man”? Is this comment a reference to something?
@@BroderickAmato Straight Man and Wise Guy are the two common archetypes in a comedy duo. The Straight Man sets up the punchline and the Wise Guy then delivers the joke. Like Malina delivering the actual information, so Google can deliver the weirdly translated version for the funny effect.
I know that. I’m was just questioning why she said “man” since they were both girls in the video
@@BroderickAmato Straight man is a word, look it up :D
@@buttercupkat Oooohhhh, okay, now I get it. It's the person in a comedy duo who speaks lines which give a comedian the opportunity to make jokes
"All you know is that you are in a situation, it will last a long time."
Too true🥺