You should do transition like the medieval playthrough with the sapling child lol. I could totally see abandoned guaralenien child start, maybe corruptors (alpha memes) or nature focus and their story of being abandoned by their parents. Awoken to be surrounded by hollow empty grounds.
@@DancingCrickets04 not even that, it was put in the shade by the dryads which meant it couldn't do photosynthesis and died, the dryads actively killed it
Good story :D Now we need a heartfelt tale of a solitary cabbage child, born into a ravaged and abandoned colony, learning to read and write off of all the notes left by the previous colonists, until it stumbles upon all the drawn-up plans and schematics of the ship, and realises its parents have abandoned it. Then it goes on a quest to find (not build, for a change) a ship of its own, to chase the bastard parents. A revenge story, if you will ;D
Burk and Sequoia are a cute couple. They have plenty of common interests like training dryad companions, artillery ballistics, and consuming humanoid flesh. There was also that time Burk made her that comfy leather chair from the hide of infidels. What a sweetie.
"naturally as burk loves trees, they sent in the alphabeaver." Like the planet itself is against burk. This type of immersive story telling and interpretation of the game is why i think i may genuinely never get tired of this game.
@@user-burner in baulders gate and pathfinder they aren't, though i guess they are based on dnd in which elves don't eat people (do drow eat people?). also is it even cannibalism if they eat humans, because they aren't human
Considering Sequoia is a follower of a cannibalistic ideologion called “The Wretched Way,” I think she might be the kind of lady that is in to some weird ish like becoming lovers with a Tao Kai. Besides, they have common interests like dryad companions, human leather fashion, and artillery ballistics. There was also that time Burk made her that comfy human leather chair for her workspace. What a sweetie.
I remember playing a colony with pirates expanded and a couple of the teratogenic colonists. I found that the sarcophagus suit lets you have near infinite tumors, and I *think* the max speed buff is 300%.
Pro Combat Extended Tip: Mech Clusters have a weakness. Smoke. Turrets can't target through smoke, People and Mechanoids can (they get some accuracy malus tho iirc). Meaning you can just approach the cluster with a smokescreen laid down via smoke grenades and shoot the turrets completely safely, from a very close distance too. I haven't tried, but you might even be able to melee them if the turret itself is smoked out
Wow, did NOT expect you to have a physical form. A frw nights ago I dreampt I visited your house - it looked pretty much like in my dream, except in my dream it was in a small village that had an incongruously large train station - and you were just a disembodied voice that could be heard around the house. So weird to think you have actual flesh!
I've watched your videos for a while now, but this video just cemented my love for your format and vibe in your videos, you always manage to make me want to play even more Rimworld, so I've subscribed. Hope you never stop providing this wonderful entertainment :)
@HazzorPlaysGames I forgot this isn't base vanilla and you actually have infinite, constant power generation 😅 yeah, if you got helixien power it's a better play
It was fun to see a colony with these guys. I’ve seen them before and never really played with them, it seems like they can be really strong, and their main disadvantage is that you have to micromanage them a little.
*"Children's Hospitals cancer ward in chaos today as hundreds of sick children witness a video of a man obtaining powers after cannabalisticly eating cancerous tumors. As you might guess the Hospital became a scene out of a horror movie as ravenous children began eating the cancer out of the weaker, slower children. They then proceeded to jump from the windows believeing they could fly and withstand anything with their new found powers. Back to you Dave."* *"Wow. Quite story mike. In other news, do dogs enjoy wearing shoes?-"*
There's an idea for a Rimworld challenge - lone survivor Guranlan child who's canonically Burk and Sequoia's kid (though to make things easy he can just be a normal dryad person).
If you want to see a really fast miner, then you should use the Transhumanist and Undergrounder Ideologies, use dirtmoles, and then give a colonist with a high mining skill drill arms and a learning booster. They will become a literal human drill.
"Sapling child with the abandoned dryad." This is a set up. I can feel it in my undead bones we are going to see the story of this child and if it can live on the rim.
next series: a Phytokin grows out of the ground in an abandoned base, it seems well protected by turrets and dryads despite being abandoned. the dryads take care of the kid for a few years before he can do stuff himself. can the kid survive and thrive by themselves in this unforgiving rimworld with no adults? I mean they do have a nice base after all, even if it's run down...
I like how every pawn eaten by Burk had their death punctuated with a witty remark. In my head canon Burk just imagines he said all those things because in reality he’s a babbling madman
thyere is a mod, i belive its called "arcthung" or somethign along that line, that lets you force the collomist do do something "forever" you press it, and they finnish the entire wall, not just one piece of it, or stay at the deep drill until ready to sleep. its supreamly usefull
I ALWAYS place my batteries randomly in little storage closets because I'm not about to have a zzzzt turn my wooden base into a bundle of ashes, and there's literally no benefit to creating a singular room that's packed to the gills with explosive electricals aside from the simplicity of building that singular room. Hell, if I could, I'd use the Z-levels mod and place my batteries in different levels to make sure that no two batteries are EVER near each other (the Z-levels mod changes the base game which functions only on the X and Y axes and adds the Z plane, meaning the game now functions as a three dimensional space and pawns can move up and down the Z axis which creates actual layers of height and depth like Dwarf Fortress)
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You should do transition like the medieval playthrough with the sapling child lol. I could totally see abandoned guaralenien child start, maybe corruptors (alpha memes) or nature focus and their story of being abandoned by their parents. Awoken to be surrounded by hollow empty grounds.
A Hazzor video?
It must be a good day!
Thanks for your videos man, you are amazing, i love the content
Burkholomew the |||.
So what's with the stay safe at the end of your vids
Since all the other comments were about the mod list...
Eagerly awaiting, 'Can One Orphaned Plantchild Raised by Dryads Survive 250 Days of Rimworld?'
That's what I was thinking at the end!
YES
same
He did it! Spoiler:
There was no one to feed it and it starved to death. :(
@@DancingCrickets04 not even that, it was put in the shade by the dryads which meant it couldn't do photosynthesis and died, the dryads actively killed it
Good story :D Now we need a heartfelt tale of a solitary cabbage child, born into a ravaged and abandoned colony, learning to read and write off of all the notes left by the previous colonists, until it stumbles upon all the drawn-up plans and schematics of the ship, and realises its parents have abandoned it. Then it goes on a quest to find (not build, for a change) a ship of its own, to chase the bastard parents. A revenge story, if you will ;D
yes
we got it lol very dissapointing that it starved to death
he could actually still be saved because of the man in black that could take care of him
Hazzor! Do this.
A Hazzor and Redgie in the same day? A miracle!
I saw his vid pop up whilst I was watching this through before publishing, now our viewers get to fight to the death.
@@HazzorPlaysGames Be careful to not get schizophrenia from him
And Sseth. It’s a really good day!
It makes me so happy
I decided to watch Reggie's first because Hazzor isn't as likely to need to take the video down
shoutout to burk for becoming a star, i wish more chernobyl residents could embrace their roots
"Burk has a shortbow and can run really really fast." Ah, yes, good old Mongolian horse archers tactics.
genghis khan would be proud.
Burk and Sequoia are a cute couple. They have plenty of common interests like training dryad companions, artillery ballistics, and consuming humanoid flesh. There was also that time Burk made her that comfy leather chair from the hide of infidels. What a sweetie.
...you had to make it twice?
The lone saplingchild and its dryad companions would be a really cool story to see.
"naturally as burk loves trees, they sent in the alphabeaver." Like the planet itself is against burk. This type of immersive story telling and interpretation of the game is why i think i may genuinely never get tired of this game.
A strong connection to trees in a desert is kind of a biter sweet destiny.
as a human who develops tumours every 20 minutes I aprove of this video
A cannibal with a strong connection to trees? Dude's playing a wood elf from Elder Scrolls 😂
Or simply any run of the mill elve from Dwarf Fortress...
Or the tilapi from songs of syx... are all video game elves just cannibalistic hippies?
The metastatic growth, as well
Gotta follow the green pact.
@@user-burner in baulders gate and pathfinder they aren't, though i guess they are based on dnd in which elves don't eat people (do drow eat people?). also is it even cannibalism if they eat humans, because they aren't human
Considering Sequoia is a follower of a cannibalistic ideologion called “The Wretched Way,” I think she might be the kind of lady that is in to some weird ish like becoming lovers with a Tao Kai. Besides, they have common interests like dryad companions, human leather fashion, and artillery ballistics. There was also that time Burk made her that comfy human leather chair for her workspace. What a sweetie.
comment so nice...
I remember playing a colony with pirates expanded and a couple of the teratogenic colonists. I found that the sarcophagus suit lets you have near infinite tumors, and I *think* the max speed buff is 300%.
Pro Combat Extended Tip: Mech Clusters have a weakness. Smoke.
Turrets can't target through smoke, People and Mechanoids can (they get some accuracy malus tho iirc). Meaning you can just approach the cluster with a smokescreen laid down via smoke grenades and shoot the turrets completely safely, from a very close distance too. I haven't tried, but you might even be able to melee them if the turret itself is smoked out
0:02 How I look like and feel when I have to wake up Monday morning to go to work
oof, been there.
Quite the video. A rather a ghastly person he is nonetheless congratulations on such a well made video Sir Hazzor.
Just wanna say, absolutely love your stuff. Your narration is always fantastic and makes these fantastic to watch
Wow, did NOT expect you to have a physical form. A frw nights ago I dreampt I visited your house - it looked pretty much like in my dream, except in my dream it was in a small village that had an incongruously large train station - and you were just a disembodied voice that could be heard around the house. So weird to think you have actual flesh!
i want to have dreams like yours
I was told someone would "Goblin me up" if I liked this video, and I am here to redeem my voucher.
Would be cool to see a video with the abandoned child that is born in a ruin with dryads around and growing up to be the dryad King/Queen.
I've watched your videos for a while now, but this video just cemented my love for your format and vibe in your videos, you always manage to make me want to play even more Rimworld, so I've subscribed.
Hope you never stop providing this wonderful entertainment :)
I just realized this video can potentially be left on a loop and it would not really break its own internal cannon.
Congratulations on the sponsorship! I'm not in their demographic, but your beard looks very neat.
You don't look half bad either but please don't say "upsettingly long life" when you look way younger than I am 😅
17:53 deconstructing batteries would not prevent zzzzts, since you don't even need batteries to get the event, just any powered conduit or workbench
sure but the more power you have in batteries the bigger the boom, no?
@HazzorPlaysGames I forgot this isn't base vanilla and you actually have infinite, constant power generation 😅 yeah, if you got helixien power it's a better play
@@junktruck local rimworld player has never heard of geothermal generators
It was fun to see a colony with these guys. I’ve seen them before and never really played with them, it seems like they can be really strong, and their main disadvantage is that you have to micromanage them a little.
Burk makes bricks faster than primitive technology. That one got me good. Thanks for the laugh. xD
Awesome vid as always!
I mean, John did say it took him 2 hours to make 50 bricks IIRC.
@@livedandletdieIt got a good laugh out of me because I just finished watching a video from John and this was the autoplay.
A+ vid as usual... two little comments, though:
1) the slug guy - what's he up to? what's his deal?
2) you are very nice to look at.
I’m very late but I would love to see a continuation of the story of Burks kid.
>Unfathomably ugly
I love Rimworld.
This reminds me of the old Cancer Mage from D&D 3.5
*"Children's Hospitals cancer ward in chaos today as hundreds of sick children witness a video of a man obtaining powers after cannabalisticly eating cancerous tumors. As you might guess the Hospital became a scene out of a horror movie as ravenous children began eating the cancer out of the weaker, slower children. They then proceeded to jump from the windows believeing they could fly and withstand anything with their new found powers.
Back to you Dave."*
*"Wow. Quite story mike. In other news, do dogs enjoy wearing shoes?-"*
5:30 bro was mogging us 💀
7:35 that Primitive Technology brick reference, ha ha :"D
I shiver at the thought of how powerful they'd be with the sickly trait... assuming that's how that works.
Can't wait for the story of that pod baby
5:53 the way he couldn't keep it when he said "the human meat keeps going bad" 💀
I'm glad you got to win this one. I like to see people succeed at what they set out to accomplish.
I love the pawn Jerk. Poor thing looks like the Rimworld version of Mr.Hankey the Christmas Poo.
Always a good day when Hazzor uploads
I swear this man has had too of worked on an actual documentary, cause his narration skills are literal professional level.
PRAISE THE GRANDFATHER, PRAISE NURGLE!
I would actually enjoy a bit of a mini series with the sapling child as the new protagonist. Would make a good story.
You had me on "Some dinner lands from space". Thats a true Rimworld spirit right here
There's an idea for a Rimworld challenge - lone survivor Guranlan child who's canonically Burk and Sequoia's kid (though to make things easy he can just be a normal dryad person).
Do a run like this but whit the sapling child growing up and wanting to find his or her parents
Well im a little late if anyone is wondering the chikd is dead
Moments like 9:15 remind us why genuine actor and narrator reactions are so cherished across all media.
the face on the dryad at the end fits perfectly with getting left behind
Well, and now I'll need part 2 where the sapling child is looking for it's parents
If you want to see a really fast miner, then you should use the Transhumanist and Undergrounder Ideologies, use dirtmoles, and then give a colonist with a high mining skill drill arms and a learning booster. They will become a literal human drill.
The story of the sapling child please, we need a follow up
Fun fact: in fremch Burk is the onomatopoeia of disgust like 'ew' or 'yuck' in English.
Very fitting I must say
Keep up the good content!
"Sapling child with the abandoned dryad." This is a set up. I can feel it in my undead bones we are going to see the story of this child and if it can live on the rim.
I like how at around 3:30 the like button shines as you say you'd gobble us up if we don't press it
Deadpool that’s u? 0:37
next series:
a Phytokin grows out of the ground in an abandoned base, it seems well protected by turrets and dryads despite being abandoned. the dryads take care of the kid for a few years before he can do stuff himself. can the kid survive and thrive by themselves in this unforgiving rimworld with no adults? I mean they do have a nice base after all, even if it's run down...
I like how every pawn eaten by Burk had their death punctuated with a witty remark. In my head canon Burk just imagines he said all those things because in reality he’s a babbling madman
15:05
plays with CE
doesn't realize you need binos for mortar spotting
wheres my gobbiling boy
Taukai would be an interesting homebrew race for D&D
you should make a sequel about the sapling child
thyere is a mod, i belive its called "arcthung" or somethign along that line, that lets you force the collomist do do something "forever" you press it, and they finnish the entire wall, not just one piece of it, or stay at the deep drill until ready to sleep. its supreamly usefull
Achtung, yeah I get recommended it a lot but I never stuck with it for one reason or another, couldn't really tell you why.
I want to see you do save our ship, continue the saga in space, build a station!
Burk looks like me after playing Rimworld for 8 hours
26:45 me explaining my new purchase to my wife:
I ALWAYS place my batteries randomly in little storage closets because I'm not about to have a zzzzt turn my wooden base into a bundle of ashes, and there's literally no benefit to creating a singular room that's packed to the gills with explosive electricals aside from the simplicity of building that singular room. Hell, if I could, I'd use the Z-levels mod and place my batteries in different levels to make sure that no two batteries are EVER near each other (the Z-levels mod changes the base game which functions only on the X and Y axes and adds the Z plane, meaning the game now functions as a three dimensional space and pawns can move up and down the Z axis which creates actual layers of height and depth like Dwarf Fortress)
Amazing vid as always plus a really good uploading schedule lately, takes the mind of the fact we didn’t get Titan fall 3 yesterday
Lets go More hazzor
So glad the tumor idea from last video came out
Watched each of your videos more than once.Your voice is relaxing and makes me sleepy and helps me fall to sleep thanks alot for that
the tree connection is interesting is a interesting coincidence, Trees can live with tumours without risk
A man of culture I see. I heard that Primitive Technology reference.
The greatest timing is coming home from work to a freshly uploaded Hazzor video
Vanilla expanded has a mod that adds corrupted dryads and tree stuff, that should be the next series featuring an angry sapling
Captain Cancer!
Well, I fully expect I know what the next one will be. Dryads with a tree sapling!
burk mining is nothing compared to my dirt mole with archotech legs and drill arms and workdrive
I really can't wait to see what you do when the Anomaly DLC comes out!
Sseth, reggie and hazzor all on one day? We are blessed indeed
He is a deadpool from wish 0:58
Thanks for posting today, I needed it after work 👍
I absolutely love your RimWorld videos
Was already a pretty good day, then I see a Hazzor video and immediately an even better day. Thanks for making amazing content :)
Somehow I've never noticed that the cannibal symbol is a Mouth around a actual artwork of the cannibal meat
Why did you destroy the climate adjuster with all those heatwaves?😂
16:31
“It takes 120000 USD to fire this weapon for 40 seconds!”
Promotion Skip Button: 5:47
those turrets are what my turrets wish they were. insane.
A manscaped ad is so out of pocket for this video just like this guy
burk reminds me of that one character in nuclear throne that's just a giant melted tumour man.
Burk is literally: death can have me when it earns me
9:15 you had to giggle bc it sounded silly 🤣
My favorite sponsor; "Shave your balls with our new ball weed whacker"
They only sent me the stuff for the face, so unfortunately my grundle remains untreated.
@@HazzorPlaysGames Very unfortunate... Well maybe next time they sponsor you
Hazzor, SSeth, AND Reggie??? Am I hallucinating early christmas?
yes, indeed you can hazzor, you got my aprroval👍
You 100% need to continue as that plant baby & try to escape.
Slaughed so hard when the beavers ate the gaurandland tree
The only resin i liked is your "if you don't like ill be gobalin you up"
Love that shoutout to Primitive Technology :p
At least burk knew papa nurgle's love.