You should do transition like the medieval playthrough with the sapling child lol. I could totally see abandoned guaralenien child start, maybe corruptors (alpha memes) or nature focus and their story of being abandoned by their parents. Awoken to be surrounded by hollow empty grounds.
@@DancingCrickets04 not even that, it was put in the shade by the dryads which meant it couldn't do photosynthesis and died, the dryads actively killed it
Good story :D Now we need a heartfelt tale of a solitary cabbage child, born into a ravaged and abandoned colony, learning to read and write off of all the notes left by the previous colonists, until it stumbles upon all the drawn-up plans and schematics of the ship, and realises its parents have abandoned it. Then it goes on a quest to find (not build, for a change) a ship of its own, to chase the bastard parents. A revenge story, if you will ;D
Burk and Sequoia are a cute couple. They have plenty of common interests like training dryad companions, artillery ballistics, and consuming humanoid flesh. There was also that time Burk made her that comfy leather chair from the hide of infidels. What a sweetie.
"naturally as burk loves trees, they sent in the alphabeaver." Like the planet itself is against burk. This type of immersive story telling and interpretation of the game is why i think i may genuinely never get tired of this game.
@@user-burner in baulders gate and pathfinder they aren't, though i guess they are based on dnd in which elves don't eat people (do drow eat people?). also is it even cannibalism if they eat humans, because they aren't human
Considering Sequoia is a follower of a cannibalistic ideologion called “The Wretched Way,” I think she might be the kind of lady that is in to some weird ish like becoming lovers with a Tao Kai. Besides, they have common interests like dryad companions, human leather fashion, and artillery ballistics. There was also that time Burk made her that comfy human leather chair for her workspace. What a sweetie.
@@ReynaDraws what they said wasn't COMPLETELY correct, but humans do develop cancer cells very often. Like, tens of times per day at the very minimum. What we know as cancer is just advanced stages of these cancer cells that have gotten past detection long enough to establish a foothold, a tumor. or tumour. your choice.. usually the immune system stomps out cancer cells before they become tumors, though. our immune system is pretty damn good at killing cancer, but those rare moments where they evolve to get past the system is what's concerning
Pro Combat Extended Tip: Mech Clusters have a weakness. Smoke. Turrets can't target through smoke, People and Mechanoids can (they get some accuracy malus tho iirc). Meaning you can just approach the cluster with a smokescreen laid down via smoke grenades and shoot the turrets completely safely, from a very close distance too. I haven't tried, but you might even be able to melee them if the turret itself is smoked out
@HazzorPlaysGames I forgot this isn't base vanilla and you actually have infinite, constant power generation 😅 yeah, if you got helixien power it's a better play
I remember playing a colony with pirates expanded and a couple of the teratogenic colonists. I found that the sarcophagus suit lets you have near infinite tumors, and I *think* the max speed buff is 300%.
I've watched your videos for a while now, but this video just cemented my love for your format and vibe in your videos, you always manage to make me want to play even more Rimworld, so I've subscribed. Hope you never stop providing this wonderful entertainment :)
Wow, did NOT expect you to have a physical form. A frw nights ago I dreampt I visited your house - it looked pretty much like in my dream, except in my dream it was in a small village that had an incongruously large train station - and you were just a disembodied voice that could be heard around the house. So weird to think you have actual flesh!
It was fun to see a colony with these guys. I’ve seen them before and never really played with them, it seems like they can be really strong, and their main disadvantage is that you have to micromanage them a little.
*"Children's Hospitals cancer ward in chaos today as hundreds of sick children witness a video of a man obtaining powers after cannabalisticly eating cancerous tumors. As you might guess the Hospital became a scene out of a horror movie as ravenous children began eating the cancer out of the weaker, slower children. They then proceeded to jump from the windows believeing they could fly and withstand anything with their new found powers. Back to you Dave."* *"Wow. Quite story mike. In other news, do dogs enjoy wearing shoes?-"*
I like how every pawn eaten by Burk had their death punctuated with a witty remark. In my head canon Burk just imagines he said all those things because in reality he’s a babbling madman
There's an idea for a Rimworld challenge - lone survivor Guranlan child who's canonically Burk and Sequoia's kid (though to make things easy he can just be a normal dryad person).
"Sapling child with the abandoned dryad." This is a set up. I can feel it in my undead bones we are going to see the story of this child and if it can live on the rim.
If you want to see a really fast miner, then you should use the Transhumanist and Undergrounder Ideologies, use dirtmoles, and then give a colonist with a high mining skill drill arms and a learning booster. They will become a literal human drill.
next series: a Phytokin grows out of the ground in an abandoned base, it seems well protected by turrets and dryads despite being abandoned. the dryads take care of the kid for a few years before he can do stuff himself. can the kid survive and thrive by themselves in this unforgiving rimworld with no adults? I mean they do have a nice base after all, even if it's run down...
Is this 23:23 a hint towards the next run, where you do effectively a nature/tribal version of the mechanitor run, or does it already allude to the one run where you tried a dryad version and then opted for the mechanitor
I thought that was a thing and looked for it, maybe I just missed it but I'm not sure I have whichever mod that's from installed, fortifications or something I think.
I ALWAYS place my batteries randomly in little storage closets because I'm not about to have a zzzzt turn my wooden base into a bundle of ashes, and there's literally no benefit to creating a singular room that's packed to the gills with explosive electricals aside from the simplicity of building that singular room. Hell, if I could, I'd use the Z-levels mod and place my batteries in different levels to make sure that no two batteries are EVER near each other (the Z-levels mod changes the base game which functions only on the X and Y axes and adds the Z plane, meaning the game now functions as a three dimensional space and pawns can move up and down the Z axis which creates actual layers of height and depth like Dwarf Fortress)
I like to think that these "Cancer Runs" that players do with their colonists happen in the same cinematic universe, where everyone threw their wastes away for the funnies and now the colonists are genetically screwed beyond repair.
thyere is a mod, i belive its called "arcthung" or somethign along that line, that lets you force the collomist do do something "forever" you press it, and they finnish the entire wall, not just one piece of it, or stay at the deep drill until ready to sleep. its supreamly usefull
so they develop tumours... so in theory you could make a "leader" who doesnt get these tumours. name him something like joe? give him cool apocalyptic armor. give him lots of colonists who develop tumours and have war boys? in rimworld!!
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You should do transition like the medieval playthrough with the sapling child lol. I could totally see abandoned guaralenien child start, maybe corruptors (alpha memes) or nature focus and their story of being abandoned by their parents. Awoken to be surrounded by hollow empty grounds.
A Hazzor video?
It must be a good day!
Thanks for your videos man, you are amazing, i love the content
Burkholomew the |||.
So what's with the stay safe at the end of your vids
Since all the other comments were about the mod list...
Eagerly awaiting, 'Can One Orphaned Plantchild Raised by Dryads Survive 250 Days of Rimworld?'
That's what I was thinking at the end!
YES
same
He did it! Spoiler:
There was no one to feed it and it starved to death. :(
@@DancingCrickets04 not even that, it was put in the shade by the dryads which meant it couldn't do photosynthesis and died, the dryads actively killed it
Good story :D Now we need a heartfelt tale of a solitary cabbage child, born into a ravaged and abandoned colony, learning to read and write off of all the notes left by the previous colonists, until it stumbles upon all the drawn-up plans and schematics of the ship, and realises its parents have abandoned it. Then it goes on a quest to find (not build, for a change) a ship of its own, to chase the bastard parents. A revenge story, if you will ;D
yes
we got it lol very dissapointing that it starved to death
he could actually still be saved because of the man in black that could take care of him
Hazzor! Do this.
"Burk has a shortbow and can run really really fast." Ah, yes, good old Mongolian horse archers tactics.
genghis khan would be proud.
that tactic was really cancer tbh
A Hazzor and Redgie in the same day? A miracle!
I saw his vid pop up whilst I was watching this through before publishing, now our viewers get to fight to the death.
@@HazzorPlaysGames Be careful to not get schizophrenia from him
And Sseth. It’s a really good day!
It makes me so happy
I decided to watch Reggie's first because Hazzor isn't as likely to need to take the video down
shoutout to burk for becoming a star, i wish more chernobyl residents could embrace their roots
Burk and Sequoia are a cute couple. They have plenty of common interests like training dryad companions, artillery ballistics, and consuming humanoid flesh. There was also that time Burk made her that comfy leather chair from the hide of infidels. What a sweetie.
...you had to make it twice?
"naturally as burk loves trees, they sent in the alphabeaver." Like the planet itself is against burk. This type of immersive story telling and interpretation of the game is why i think i may genuinely never get tired of this game.
A cannibal with a strong connection to trees? Dude's playing a wood elf from Elder Scrolls 😂
Or simply any run of the mill elve from Dwarf Fortress...
Or the tilapi from songs of syx... are all video game elves just cannibalistic hippies?
The metastatic growth, as well
Gotta follow the green pact.
@@user-burner in baulders gate and pathfinder they aren't, though i guess they are based on dnd in which elves don't eat people (do drow eat people?). also is it even cannibalism if they eat humans, because they aren't human
0:02 How I look like and feel when I have to wake up Monday morning to go to work
oof, been there.
Considering Sequoia is a follower of a cannibalistic ideologion called “The Wretched Way,” I think she might be the kind of lady that is in to some weird ish like becoming lovers with a Tao Kai. Besides, they have common interests like dryad companions, human leather fashion, and artillery ballistics. There was also that time Burk made her that comfy human leather chair for her workspace. What a sweetie.
comment so nice...
as a human who develops tumours every 20 minutes I aprove of this video
...... say what now?
@@ReynaDraws dw we all develop tumors every 20 minutes
@@ReynaDraws what they said wasn't COMPLETELY correct, but humans do develop cancer cells very often. Like, tens of times per day at the very minimum. What we know as cancer is just advanced stages of these cancer cells that have gotten past detection long enough to establish a foothold, a tumor. or tumour. your choice.. usually the immune system stomps out cancer cells before they become tumors, though. our immune system is pretty damn good at killing cancer, but those rare moments where they evolve to get past the system is what's concerning
The lone saplingchild and its dryad companions would be a really cool story to see.
Pro Combat Extended Tip: Mech Clusters have a weakness. Smoke.
Turrets can't target through smoke, People and Mechanoids can (they get some accuracy malus tho iirc). Meaning you can just approach the cluster with a smokescreen laid down via smoke grenades and shoot the turrets completely safely, from a very close distance too. I haven't tried, but you might even be able to melee them if the turret itself is smoked out
Quite the video. A rather a ghastly person he is nonetheless congratulations on such a well made video Sir Hazzor.
Just wanna say, absolutely love your stuff. Your narration is always fantastic and makes these fantastic to watch
17:53 deconstructing batteries would not prevent zzzzts, since you don't even need batteries to get the event, just any powered conduit or workbench
sure but the more power you have in batteries the bigger the boom, no?
@HazzorPlaysGames I forgot this isn't base vanilla and you actually have infinite, constant power generation 😅 yeah, if you got helixien power it's a better play
@@junktruck local rimworld player has never heard of geothermal generators
A strong connection to trees in a desert is kind of a biter sweet destiny.
I was told someone would "Goblin me up" if I liked this video, and I am here to redeem my voucher.
I remember playing a colony with pirates expanded and a couple of the teratogenic colonists. I found that the sarcophagus suit lets you have near infinite tumors, and I *think* the max speed buff is 300%.
I've watched your videos for a while now, but this video just cemented my love for your format and vibe in your videos, you always manage to make me want to play even more Rimworld, so I've subscribed.
Hope you never stop providing this wonderful entertainment :)
Congratulations on the sponsorship! I'm not in their demographic, but your beard looks very neat.
You don't look half bad either but please don't say "upsettingly long life" when you look way younger than I am 😅
Burk makes bricks faster than primitive technology. That one got me good. Thanks for the laugh. xD
Awesome vid as always!
I mean, John did say it took him 2 hours to make 50 bricks IIRC.
@@livedandletdieIt got a good laugh out of me because I just finished watching a video from John and this was the autoplay.
Wow, did NOT expect you to have a physical form. A frw nights ago I dreampt I visited your house - it looked pretty much like in my dream, except in my dream it was in a small village that had an incongruously large train station - and you were just a disembodied voice that could be heard around the house. So weird to think you have actual flesh!
i want to have dreams like yours
>Unfathomably ugly
I love Rimworld.
Would be cool to see a video with the abandoned child that is born in a ruin with dryads around and growing up to be the dryad King/Queen.
A+ vid as usual... two little comments, though:
1) the slug guy - what's he up to? what's his deal?
2) you are very nice to look at.
It was fun to see a colony with these guys. I’ve seen them before and never really played with them, it seems like they can be really strong, and their main disadvantage is that you have to micromanage them a little.
*"Children's Hospitals cancer ward in chaos today as hundreds of sick children witness a video of a man obtaining powers after cannabalisticly eating cancerous tumors. As you might guess the Hospital became a scene out of a horror movie as ravenous children began eating the cancer out of the weaker, slower children. They then proceeded to jump from the windows believeing they could fly and withstand anything with their new found powers.
Back to you Dave."*
*"Wow. Quite story mike. In other news, do dogs enjoy wearing shoes?-"*
Always a good day when Hazzor uploads
I just realized this video can potentially be left on a loop and it would not really break its own internal cannon.
5:53 the way he couldn't keep it when he said "the human meat keeps going bad" 💀
I'm glad you got to win this one. I like to see people succeed at what they set out to accomplish.
7:35 that Primitive Technology brick reference, ha ha :"D
Moments like 9:15 remind us why genuine actor and narrator reactions are so cherished across all media.
I shiver at the thought of how powerful they'd be with the sickly trait... assuming that's how that works.
I swear this man has had too of worked on an actual documentary, cause his narration skills are literal professional level.
I love the pawn Jerk. Poor thing looks like the Rimworld version of Mr.Hankey the Christmas Poo.
5:30 bro was mogging us 💀
PRAISE THE GRANDFATHER, PRAISE NURGLE!
I would actually enjoy a bit of a mini series with the sapling child as the new protagonist. Would make a good story.
Can't wait for the story of that pod baby
I like how at around 3:30 the like button shines as you say you'd gobble us up if we don't press it
I’m very late but I would love to see a continuation of the story of Burks kid.
You had me on "Some dinner lands from space". Thats a true Rimworld spirit right here
Fun fact: in fremch Burk is the onomatopoeia of disgust like 'ew' or 'yuck' in English.
Very fitting I must say
Keep up the good content!
This reminds me of the old Cancer Mage from D&D 3.5
He is a deadpool from wish 0:58
I like how every pawn eaten by Burk had their death punctuated with a witty remark. In my head canon Burk just imagines he said all those things because in reality he’s a babbling madman
Well, and now I'll need part 2 where the sapling child is looking for it's parents
Deadpool that’s u? 0:37
There's an idea for a Rimworld challenge - lone survivor Guranlan child who's canonically Burk and Sequoia's kid (though to make things easy he can just be a normal dryad person).
"Sapling child with the abandoned dryad." This is a set up. I can feel it in my undead bones we are going to see the story of this child and if it can live on the rim.
If you want to see a really fast miner, then you should use the Transhumanist and Undergrounder Ideologies, use dirtmoles, and then give a colonist with a high mining skill drill arms and a learning booster. They will become a literal human drill.
next series:
a Phytokin grows out of the ground in an abandoned base, it seems well protected by turrets and dryads despite being abandoned. the dryads take care of the kid for a few years before he can do stuff himself. can the kid survive and thrive by themselves in this unforgiving rimworld with no adults? I mean they do have a nice base after all, even if it's run down...
16:31
“It takes 120000 USD to fire this weapon for 40 seconds!”
Amazing vid as always plus a really good uploading schedule lately, takes the mind of the fact we didn’t get Titan fall 3 yesterday
26:45 me explaining my new purchase to my wife:
15:05
plays with CE
doesn't realize you need binos for mortar spotting
the face on the dryad at the end fits perfectly with getting left behind
Is this 23:23 a hint towards the next run, where you do effectively a nature/tribal version of the mechanitor run, or does it already allude to the one run where you tried a dryad version and then opted for the mechanitor
Lets go More hazzor
The story of the sapling child please, we need a follow up
Burk looks like me after playing Rimworld for 8 hours
9:15 you had to giggle bc it sounded silly 🤣
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They only sent me the stuff for the face, so unfortunately my grundle remains untreated.
@@HazzorPlaysGames Very unfortunate... Well maybe next time they sponsor you
Was already a pretty good day, then I see a Hazzor video and immediately an even better day. Thanks for making amazing content :)
Watched each of your videos more than once.Your voice is relaxing and makes me sleepy and helps me fall to sleep thanks alot for that
Killer job on this video! Question: Does your research tree have the lathe research? I believe that allows you to manufacture reinforced barrels.
I thought that was a thing and looked for it, maybe I just missed it but I'm not sure I have whichever mod that's from installed, fortifications or something I think.
Lone sapling could be a scenario.
You play as a child gauranlenkin if possible and you have a few left behind dryads at the start.
Do a run like this but whit the sapling child growing up and wanting to find his or her parents
Well im a little late if anyone is wondering the chikd is dead
I ALWAYS place my batteries randomly in little storage closets because I'm not about to have a zzzzt turn my wooden base into a bundle of ashes, and there's literally no benefit to creating a singular room that's packed to the gills with explosive electricals aside from the simplicity of building that singular room. Hell, if I could, I'd use the Z-levels mod and place my batteries in different levels to make sure that no two batteries are EVER near each other (the Z-levels mod changes the base game which functions only on the X and Y axes and adds the Z plane, meaning the game now functions as a three dimensional space and pawns can move up and down the Z axis which creates actual layers of height and depth like Dwarf Fortress)
I really can't wait to see what you do when the Anomaly DLC comes out!
I like to think that these "Cancer Runs" that players do with their colonists happen in the same cinematic universe, where everyone threw their wastes away for the funnies and now the colonists are genetically screwed beyond repair.
> gets rescued by a colony
> wakes up
> sees cancer-eating wife in the colony
"aight imma head out"
ahh, the dwarf fortress music at 20:40
1:28 Lissa is here and now shes here lol
I absolutely love your RimWorld videos
Thanks for posting today, I needed it after work 👍
1:30 Lissa is here....and now she is here. (>.
Sseth, reggie and hazzor all on one day? We are blessed indeed
YAY! Another beautiful video as always sir!
Taukai would be an interesting homebrew race for D&D
Its always a good day when hazzor uploads
Man if consuming a cancer gave these buffs in real life, Reactor 4 would be my home and the Elephant's Foot would be my bed.
So glad the tumor idea from last video came out
thyere is a mod, i belive its called "arcthung" or somethign along that line, that lets you force the collomist do do something "forever" you press it, and they finnish the entire wall, not just one piece of it, or stay at the deep drill until ready to sleep. its supreamly usefull
Achtung, yeah I get recommended it a lot but I never stuck with it for one reason or another, couldn't really tell you why.
Wait, theres a group of hippie Deadpools out there? I'm definatly staying indoors.
The greatest timing is coming home from work to a freshly uploaded Hazzor video
Burk is literally: death can have me when it earns me
A weeny sized shaving divice utilizing a USB-C charging divice? Consider my lumpy timorous face clean!
I want to see you do save our ship, continue the saga in space, build a station!
This man unironically used dryads, what a legend.
You 100% need to continue as that plant baby & try to escape.
A man of culture I see. I heard that Primitive Technology reference.
the tree connection is interesting is a interesting coincidence, Trees can live with tumours without risk
I respectfully request a video of the sapling child when they wake up and realize that they have been abandoned...
Well, I fully expect I know what the next one will be. Dryads with a tree sapling!
19:19 Jerk looks like Mr. Hankey from South Park 💀
so they develop tumours...
so in theory you could make a "leader" who doesnt get these tumours. name him something like joe? give him cool apocalyptic armor. give him lots of colonists who develop tumours and have war boys? in rimworld!!