Imagine living with the knowledge that there is an insane blind sword-wielding wizard roaming the world to satisfy his bloodlust. You can make a religion out of that.
Imagine how utterly terrifying this would be for the Empire. They're doing their own thing, business as usual, when they get word that an ancient vault has resumed activity. The scout teams sent to investigate never return, but long distance recon shows no activity for years, so it slips to the backburner of worries. Then, one day, a settlement goes dark. The few escaped survivors tell of a single man responsible for the devastation, wreathed in flame and fractured space, murdering with pinpoint accuracy. Then it happens again, and again, and again. With enough time to tell that it really is just one man, traveling on foot with single-minded determination. Imagine how those last few outposts felt, knowing that he *would* be coming for them, and the entirety of Imperial might has, at best, inconvenienced him by taking out an eye. Imagine what it would be like to be the soldier that shot out his other eye. The firing stops with a grunt of pain, and you cheer into your comms. He's been crippled! You can finally avenge your people! The thought is cut off as he sprints forward, faster than you can track, and slips a blade through your heart. As you bleed out, you watch as this living nightmare completes his grim mission. All while never uttering a single word.
Too bad it wasn't vanilla expanded deserters run. Because in that case Empire would be a lot stronger, using orbital bombs and lasers, a lot stronger raids and their settlements would be a lot tougher because of defense and constant reinforcements. Y'know... like in real empire.
@@HazzorPlaysGamesThere's literally a mod that fixes it. It's called "NoCaravanAbandon" (yes, without spaces for some reason). It makes it so that your downed colonists don't count as lost when traveling - instead the map they're on is still loaded and you can wait for them to get up or send a rescue team.
@@kaelkirkby9191 I mean they did almost immediately attack the vault early on and even got as far as destroying the ancient turret guarding the entrance.
Artemis is the closest thing to a spacemarine psyker I have seen in any video game, just meditated for a 100+ years to have new ways to fillet every single molecule of his foes.
@@plutosplanet4067 No, I'm not. I can recount a few situations where Space Marines have lost to normal humans. I can recall a named Word Bearer Terminator dying to a wooden spear from a tribal, a Terminator in the Grey Knight codex dying to a medieval knight, Dorn's own statements of only eleven Guardsman and a decent ambush strategy being enough to take down one Marine, I also recall Ciaphus Cain duelling a Khorne Berserker in melee and holding him off for a time, he did it twice in fact, and later duelling and damaging the armour of a Tech Marine who was one of the best duelists of his Chapter. Ciaphus Cain is a normal human with no augments, and he was able to take the best melee combatants in melee. Against a force with tanks and missiles, a Space Marine won't last long in a straight fight. The Bolter is also HEAVILY overrated.
It’s like this settlement heard what happened to the last two and just made a warcasket guy to station at the entrance to the city with the sole purpose of crushing Artemis.
I like to think once his mission was over he found a place to chill out for a while, but never gets new eyes. He starts a little farm for himself, and if someone recognizes him as the beast that killed the empire, he would just say that was a past life. Granted if they are sympathetic to the fallen empire, he would delete them faster than you can say cheddar, but yknow. Mostly chill.
He wouldn't say anything, as he is mute. He would just keep working and ignore the person talking to him, unless they try to act like a threat. In which case, their corpse will make for great fertilizer for the next crop rotation.
13:50 "And for some reason Artemis keeps vomiting!" Bionically enhanced stomach's/stomach replacements added by royalty cause uncontrollable vomiting in a pawn if they were to get hit by EMP blast, in this case, VE psycasts
"The universe has many horrors yet to throw at us. This is not the end of our struggle. This is just the beginning of our crusade to save Humanity. Be faithful! Be strong! Be vigilant!" ~ The Emperor of Mankind
@@HazzorPlaysGamesno you say that and then a bunch of the cultists rip off their robes revealing them to be imperial and then a knight valiant looms over them and they kill the traitors in the name of the emperor
@HazzorPlaysGames but what if some are cultists, then they kinda just look back at you and it's awkward for everyone involved, including the God emperor of man kind
Can you imagine the legends that were told of a one eyed mute elf who could summon meteors from the heavens and would exclusively hit his targets in the head or heart. No one would believe he existed lol
Y’know, Artemis loosing both of his eyes at the end of his quest is quite symbolic. On his journey, he became blinded to the world as his bloodlust consumed him, and with the empire destroyed he lost sight of what to live and fight for
I love kow Artemis could just be an trained eldar Psyker that was kidnapped by the Dark Mechanicum and was just stuffed with artificial parts to then hunt down Imperials for no other reason then "why not". Also with all the fire and bloodthirsty murder this is probably the only think left in Artemis mind after all his meditation "LET THE GALAXY BURN!"
"Yet blind he hath becometh, he hadst but become one with our world, for he walked all paths, of spirit and machine and physical. He was the empire's reckoning as well as our liberator. And so now, with his laid foundation, we fight for the freedom of all!" -Words from the resistance Sgt. Bernato J. to his men before their assault in Catia III
Artemis's blade fell from numb hands, the gasping gurgle emanating behind him meant his mission was finally fulfilled. His internal mind processor blinked once and full control was given back to his body, as no other commands where ever entered. Unable to see anymore, Artemis had no idea how to return home. His whole life was training to fight the Empire, but the empire was no more. Stumbling out of the building his mind reeled, he focused instead on breathing calmly, and putting one foot in front of the other, it felt comforting, familiar in a way, like he had somewhere to go again. Artemis walked away from the last settlement of the empire, leaving it engulfed in flames. The shadows danced wildly from the fires as his footsteps faded away into the wilderness.
Then, a chelnock ship sounds. "Here they come, more of them.. Looks like this is the end for me.", thout he "Artemis, lets go home", sayed the familiar voices from the ship. "Yes, lets." 😢🎉
"Literally the witcher plot" my ass, Ciri was not engineered by elves but by mages and the elves only found out later then tried to inseminate her to procure an apocalypse. Read the books again.
This man is like every superhero action movie before the bad guy's identity gets revealed. He is unstoppable and none of the enemies live to tell the tale. Absolutely horrifying.
Cor, minutes in, and im already thinking i might have to start up another colony again, this time with some of these funky mods. Thanks for including the modlist details in the description!
I'd love to read some "war reports" epistolary story from the Empire's point of view. At first, a settlement is lost - the Empire suspects a great army to be responsible. More and more settlements and even cities are lost, and finally the reports start coming in - it's just one warrior. Then it becomes evident that it is a war incarnate - a psionic half-machine hellbent on one task, and one task only - the fall of the Empire. As more commlinks are snuffed out, and the Empire nobles begin retreating into space en masse, the threat is coming nearer. Finally, the last settlement stands. In a heroic act, a faithful subject of the Empire takes aim, and fueled by vengeance of the fallen Empire, strikes true, gouging the sole remaining eye of the seemingly invulnerable foe. Then, as if accompanied by a cruel laughter of the fate itself, the psionic menace calmly holsters his terrifying gauss cannon, slowly draws a blade, and launches into a MACH 3 charge, slaughtering the offending sharpshooter and his remaining comrades. The Reckoning has come. The Empire has fallen. ... Cue the sequel where Hazzor adds "Save our Ship" mod, and has Artemis pursue the remnants of the Empire out into space.
Artemis was throwing up because emp damage to a bionic stomach (in this case nuclear) causes pawns to throw up. The lightning bolt psycast actually has a very small emp zone around the cast point, and while in melee combat with the war casket, you kept emping your own stomach, causing vomiting. Thankfully you didn’t have some of the royalty brain implants, they’d cause you to go unconscious
Man I recently found your videos because I have been getting back on the Rim and now I have consumed it all. Thanks for this great content and your calming voice
artemis attacking that "tree hugger settlement" sounds so terrifying, since to them, he might as well be the physical incarnation of a god, flinging meteors into them and generating lightning from his hands
"Where to? Doesn't matter, just not here!" This reminded me of Rincewind from the Discworld novels. "It doesn't matter where you're running *to* only what you're running *_from_* . The fear will expedite your transition to any destination "
I think Hazzor is my favorite RimWorld content creator now. His episodes are nice and to the point and skips over too much of the boring stuff. But it still covers enough stuff that it makes he videos both very entertaining and very informative.
lmao imagine the imperial guards cheering as artemis looks like hes injured, but he just breaks his gun off the floor and starts moving at them with his sword at the speed of sound
This may be the most badass Rimworld character to ever exist. A mute cyborg elf assassin with psychic powers, singlehandedly exterminating the Empire’s presence from an entire planet. And his name is perfect for a man with such a singular skillset and mission. Artemis, goddess of the hunt.
Well that is basically the process a friendly member of the 40k eversor cult undergoes. Except their meditation is being in a stasis pod, awake the whole time, meditating on the meaning of being really angry about everything.
I've never considered, thought of, nor sought out an image of Sonic the Hedgehog without his trainers on before. It's not something I ever wanted to see. I wish I could thank you Hazzor for showing this to me but that would be an untruth. May god have mercy on your soul. Good vid tho
Beware. There exists worse, Much MUCH Worse things about sonic out there. Things so vile, that when viewed, may not even leave a soul to have mercy on. And yes, much includes his feet. So spare yourself the horrors and beware Sanic!
This is quite entertaning, a massive cyborg just wiping out the empire at the cost of his eyes and friends. I love to imagine that before the vault, the four were actually all soldiers whose home was destroyed by the empire when they were young and they were hidden away to continue their peoples existence. In a state of rage and anger Artemis(who lost his voice during the destruction) starts planning his revenge and does anything to acheive his goal, even at the cost of losing his last 3 remaining friends who seem to eke out existence within the vault waiting for their massive friend to come back with news of victory while he wanders the world without his sight, unsure of how to return or what to do now that the empire is no more
10/10 content. Got you more or less running in the background every time I play Rimworld. Very good entertainment. Bionic Arm Bionic Leg "Bionic Cook..." Lmao.. that got me off guard...
As someone who hasn't played Rimworld in years, it blows me away to see how far the game and modding community has come along. I don't recognize 90% of the stuff in here lol!
very nice video. Liked your explanations and voiceover, really enjoyed how you broke character and laughed at some absurd moments, makes it quite funny. Shame it ends so quickly, would've loved to see Artemis getting upgraded more, but I'm not sure if this was the absolute end of the mod.
The great thing about Gauss weapons at all is that you can still have a powerful weapon without it exceeding the typical minimum velocity to be counted as a firearm in most countries. If more people knew about them, chances are staying armed in places where the tyranny's a bit higher wouldn't be as much of an issue as it is currently. And really, if you know what you're looking for, you can harvest all the components you need out of electronics and a trip to the hardware store, which means no need for custom PCBs or expensive Amazon capacitors.
A Gauss weapon is viable in singular use. The energy drain is not sustainable for large populations unless you expect the resistance to start building ad-hoc nuclear reactors.
@@Valsorayu You can use electrolysis to turn water into hydrogen, and then use that in specialized generators for power production. Batteries can be taken from cars, since lithium extraction is very bad for the environment and people's health. The people vastly outnumber imperial authorities, so you don't need them in great numbers for revolution. Bows and crossbows can fill the void, and you can always take the weapons of your enemies. Not to mention, if it's revolution, you can pretty easily throw weapon laws out the window.
I got to about 8:10 before I realized "Wait a minute, he's just making Adam Smasher" lmao. Super heavy combat armor, tech implants out the wazoo, zealous personality where he'll outright kill any prisoner. Yup, that's Smasher alright
16:50 so imagine being those last guys you see an eyeless elf wearing super advanced armour with a magical knife running at the speed of sound directly for your liver, yeah, that sounds scary as hell
"What calamity destroyed Sophmundian society? _Me."_ -Artemis, probably Incidentally, I currently have a super-sniper named Starfire who lost an eye during an EVA shootout in Save Our Ship 2, and they're still the best shot in the bunch by miles, so... maybe having one eye actually improves aim in RimWorld?
I stumbled across this channel at random a couple days ago and I gotta say, I was genuinely surprised to find that you haven't been at this UA-cam thing for years and years already - you have a very professional, self-assured style! Good stuff!
I only discovered you yesterday, and am already in love with your content, but the moment I heard that Age of Empires music kick in... Oh you know how to make my brain go happy.
ah yes. 19 different types of religious nirvana, and at the end of it all, he just decided killing everyone and everything was the solution. very biblical of him honestly. love your work, always brings a smile to see a new video!
Man, Rimworld has come a long way.... I'm glad Combat Extended is still keeping up though. I still remember setting up roofdrop traps and laughing as raiders bash on solitary doors supporting a wide roof overhead and watching the hilarity that ensues
>Lets Meteors fall from the sky >shoots you with lasers >kills your friends with gun >sets the settlement on fire >doesnt ellaborate any further >leaves
Love that the only challenge the one man army elf ever met was a single guy called "The Funny" who was literally a random dude swinging a big ass sword
Imagine living with the knowledge that there is an insane blind sword-wielding wizard roaming the world to satisfy his bloodlust.
You can make a religion out of that.
Warhammer type shit
Sounds like Pelinal Whitestrake
no, don't
*sword-wielding space wizard who's more machine than elf.
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Imagine how utterly terrifying this would be for the Empire. They're doing their own thing, business as usual, when they get word that an ancient vault has resumed activity. The scout teams sent to investigate never return, but long distance recon shows no activity for years, so it slips to the backburner of worries.
Then, one day, a settlement goes dark. The few escaped survivors tell of a single man responsible for the devastation, wreathed in flame and fractured space, murdering with pinpoint accuracy. Then it happens again, and again, and again. With enough time to tell that it really is just one man, traveling on foot with single-minded determination.
Imagine how those last few outposts felt, knowing that he *would* be coming for them, and the entirety of Imperial might has, at best, inconvenienced him by taking out an eye.
Imagine what it would be like to be the soldier that shot out his other eye. The firing stops with a grunt of pain, and you cheer into your comms. He's been crippled! You can finally avenge your people! The thought is cut off as he sprints forward, faster than you can track, and slips a blade through your heart. As you bleed out, you watch as this living nightmare completes his grim mission. All while never uttering a single word.
Too bad it wasn't vanilla expanded deserters run. Because in that case Empire would be a lot stronger, using orbital bombs and lasers, a lot stronger raids and their settlements would be a lot tougher because of defense and constant reinforcements. Y'know... like in real empire.
So in short, it's just like fighting a Grey Knight from 40k
Easily my favorite part of Rimworld is the self-constructed narratives you can give the events. This was great to read.
Basically Adam smasher with combination of John Wick and space marine.
I love how resurrect sounds great but is completely useless because if he even went down he’d instantly be lost
I'd have to send someone following along behind him to hide in cover just in case he died to be able to make use of it.
@@HazzorPlaysGames "Better safe, than sorry" lmao...
@@HazzorPlaysGamesiirc SoS2 location scanner also works for that purpose
@@HazzorPlaysGamesThere's literally a mod that fixes it. It's called "NoCaravanAbandon" (yes, without spaces for some reason). It makes it so that your downed colonists don't count as lost when traveling - instead the map they're on is still loaded and you can wait for them to get up or send a rescue team.
@@lioneljonson6893 unfortunately SOS2 is very broken in the current update so needs a lot of time to update.
I love how Artemis ends his campaign eyeless. Totally a heroes journey.
And then couldn't find his way back to the vult
*Brutally genocides an entire empire without provocation*
Ah yes, what a hero.
He was Oedipus all along?
@@kaelkirkby9191there was a grievance! Not sure if it was real or perceived but... Those imperials deserved it, I think!
@@kaelkirkby9191 I mean they did almost immediately attack the vault early on and even got as far as destroying the ancient turret guarding the entrance.
Artemis is the closest thing to a spacemarine psyker I have seen in any video game, just meditated for a 100+ years to have new ways to fillet every single molecule of his foes.
It's so great. He's basically a Grey Knight.
Except a Psyker would only survive this long because of his powers. Not even the strongest Space Marine could defeat a thousand men alone.
This is clear evidence of Aeldari erasure. Fucking Mon-keigh.
@@starhammer5247you have to be joling
@@plutosplanet4067 No, I'm not. I can recount a few situations where Space Marines have lost to normal humans. I can recall a named Word Bearer Terminator dying to a wooden spear from a tribal, a Terminator in the Grey Knight codex dying to a medieval knight, Dorn's own statements of only eleven Guardsman and a decent ambush strategy being enough to take down one Marine, I also recall Ciaphus Cain duelling a Khorne Berserker in melee and holding him off for a time, he did it twice in fact, and later duelling and damaging the armour of a Tech Marine who was one of the best duelists of his Chapter. Ciaphus Cain is a normal human with no augments, and he was able to take the best melee combatants in melee. Against a force with tanks and missiles, a Space Marine won't last long in a straight fight.
The Bolter is also HEAVILY overrated.
Of course Artemis can still see with both eyes destroyed, he's meditated for so long that his third eye sees for him.
so do the fourth and fifth I imagine
@@rory8182 Biblically Accurate Artemis
13:36 I love how war kasket guy, who potentially could one shot your colonist literally named "The Funny". Whole new meaning to "loosing is fun".
It’s like this settlement heard what happened to the last two and just made a warcasket guy to station at the entrance to the city with the sole purpose of crushing Artemis.
@RoundusMongus tbf wouldn't you if you were on this rimworld and heard of Artemis?
We did it, we found the funny
@@goldengolem4670 The search is over. Time to return to our families
@@goldengolem4670THE FUNNY
I like to think once his mission was over he found a place to chill out for a while, but never gets new eyes. He starts a little farm for himself, and if someone recognizes him as the beast that killed the empire, he would just say that was a past life. Granted if they are sympathetic to the fallen empire, he would delete them faster than you can say cheddar, but yknow. Mostly chill.
Literally the Thanos ending
"Farming? Really? Man of your talents?"
Until 300 years later he has to train some kid in the art of the sword or something. That's normally how it goes in fantasy settings.
He wouldn't say anything, as he is mute. He would just keep working and ignore the person talking to him, unless they try to act like a threat. In which case, their corpse will make for great fertilizer for the next crop rotation.
@@darkanayer5867 don't ruin the fantasy with your logic.
13:50
"And for some reason Artemis keeps vomiting!"
Bionically enhanced stomach's/stomach replacements added by royalty cause uncontrollable vomiting in a pawn if they were to get hit by EMP blast, in this case, VE psycasts
"The universe has many horrors yet to throw at us. This is not the end of our struggle. This is just the beginning of our crusade to save Humanity. Be faithful! Be strong! Be vigilant!" ~ The Emperor of Mankind
There's never a wrong time to quote the God-Emperor...
Except maybe during the rituals at the bloody fane...
@@HazzorPlaysGamesno you say that and then a bunch of the cultists rip off their robes revealing them to be imperial and then a knight valiant looms over them and they kill the traitors in the name of the emperor
isn't he more of an Eldar though
@HazzorPlaysGames but what if some are cultists, then they kinda just look back at you and it's awkward for everyone involved, including the God emperor of man kind
@@l-days9583all those enhancements basically make him a space marine
Can you imagine the legends that were told of a one eyed mute elf who could summon meteors from the heavens and would exclusively hit his targets in the head or heart. No one would believe he existed lol
It is a great honor to be slain by a meteor to the heart
I was JUST sitting going "Man i feel like watching some chill rimworld, i wonder if..."
Your ceilings are made of an advanced two way material that allows me sattelites to see and listen in remotely.
@@HazzorPlaysGames So it would seem XD
@@HazzorPlaysGames I didn't think it was possible to make "I AM INSIDE YOUR WALLS" sound even more deranged, but the madlad went and did it
I don't understand how you only have 87k, you're easily one of my favorite creators now
It's growing, don't worry about it too much.
Nearly 100k in a year ain't bad at all
he's a grower not a shower, i guess
December last year it was barely a thousand... give it time.
Let him cook, as the children say.
@@Leldy Yep let him cook
Cause im savourin every little bite of his dishes (videos).
Y’know, Artemis loosing both of his eyes at the end of his quest is quite symbolic. On his journey, he became blinded to the world as his bloodlust consumed him, and with the empire destroyed he lost sight of what to live and fight for
I love kow Artemis could just be an trained eldar Psyker that was kidnapped by the Dark Mechanicum and was just stuffed with artificial parts to then hunt down Imperials for no other reason then "why not". Also with all the fire and bloodthirsty murder this is probably the only think left in Artemis mind after all his meditation "LET THE GALAXY BURN!"
"Yet blind he hath becometh, he hadst but become one with our world, for he walked all paths, of spirit and machine and physical. He was the empire's reckoning as well as our liberator. And so now, with his laid foundation, we fight for the freedom of all!"
-Words from the resistance Sgt. Bernato J. to his men before their assault in Catia III
Artemis's blade fell from numb hands, the gasping gurgle emanating behind him meant his mission was finally fulfilled. His internal mind processor blinked once and full control was given back to his body, as no other commands where ever entered. Unable to see anymore, Artemis had no idea how to return home. His whole life was training to fight the Empire, but the empire was no more. Stumbling out of the building his mind reeled, he focused instead on breathing calmly, and putting one foot in front of the other, it felt comforting, familiar in a way, like he had somewhere to go again. Artemis walked away from the last settlement of the empire, leaving it engulfed in flames. The shadows danced wildly from the fires as his footsteps faded away into the wilderness.
Beautiful. Thank you for sharing.
Then, a chelnock ship sounds.
"Here they come, more of them.. Looks like this is the end for me.", thout he
"Artemis, lets go home", sayed the familiar voices from the ship.
"Yes, lets."
😢🎉
@@ibragimowbekhan0987 He's mute
@@Geo64x you dont understand
Thats character growt
@@Drekromancereh
So a bunch of elves decide to genetically engineer a supersoldier to topple an evil empire? Literally the witcher plot
no
@@Birdhatter
@@Birdhattermore like the elves are mages that wanted super soldiers to protect them but not strong enough to not be able to be put down
"Literally the witcher plot" my ass, Ciri was not engineered by elves but by mages and the elves only found out later then tried to inseminate her to procure an apocalypse.
Read the books again.
Came to see a RimWorld video
Ended up reading an spoiler of The witcher :(
@@brunobautista6316a spoiler so inaccurate artemis after destroying last imperial city would aim better
This man is like every superhero action movie before the bad guy's identity gets revealed. He is unstoppable and none of the enemies live to tell the tale. Absolutely horrifying.
I could imagine Artemis, walking into an empire settlement, setting his joywire to play doom music, before loading his Gauss rifle, perfection
Dude how terrifying it would be to hear that a single man has been taking down entire cities without speaking a word and you know you’re next.
In his quest to kill all the Imperials, Artemis becomes one by ransacking the innocent locals for the food to fuel his rage. A tragic story, really.
Love the idea of a vault born, hypertech elf being called Barry
Good ol' Barry.
Tends the farms, cooks the travel meals.
@@HazzorPlaysGames cooks the imperials*
@@ruantimker1273 kills traitors*
Also Kath, is this just fucking London?
@@HazzorPlaysGames Barry tends to berries?
Gotta love a perfectly timed Hazzor video, beautiful
13:49 I believe that was his bionic stomach being shocked by the EMP.
it was actually a nuclear stomach because the bionic stomach is immune to getting emped while the other bionic stomachs aren't.
I mean close enough
The sheer amusement in realizing that the Empire settlements are made of wood and you sent a colonist with 4 different fire abilities.
A psychic undead cyber elf with a damn plasma chainsaw? This is some quality rimworld
Cor, minutes in, and im already thinking i might have to start up another colony again, this time with some of these funky mods.
Thanks for including the modlist details in the description!
I'd love to read some "war reports" epistolary story from the Empire's point of view.
At first, a settlement is lost - the Empire suspects a great army to be responsible.
More and more settlements and even cities are lost, and finally the reports start coming in - it's just one warrior.
Then it becomes evident that it is a war incarnate - a psionic half-machine hellbent on one task, and one task only - the fall of the Empire.
As more commlinks are snuffed out, and the Empire nobles begin retreating into space en masse, the threat is coming nearer.
Finally, the last settlement stands.
In a heroic act, a faithful subject of the Empire takes aim, and fueled by vengeance of the fallen Empire, strikes true, gouging the sole remaining eye of the seemingly invulnerable foe.
Then, as if accompanied by a cruel laughter of the fate itself, the psionic menace calmly holsters his terrifying gauss cannon, slowly draws a blade, and launches into a MACH 3 charge, slaughtering the offending sharpshooter and his remaining comrades.
The Reckoning has come. The Empire has fallen.
... Cue the sequel where Hazzor adds "Save our Ship" mod, and has Artemis pursue the remnants of the Empire out into space.
Nothing like a new Hazzor video to watch as a break between catching up on old videos cause you a new to the channel xD
Artemis was throwing up because emp damage to a bionic stomach (in this case nuclear) causes pawns to throw up. The lightning bolt psycast actually has a very small emp zone around the cast point, and while in melee combat with the war casket, you kept emping your own stomach, causing vomiting. Thankfully you didn’t have some of the royalty brain implants, they’d cause you to go unconscious
Man I recently found your videos because I have been getting back on the Rim and now I have consumed it all. Thanks for this great content and your calming voice
13:57 - Nuclear stomach on a pawn causes vomitting when EMP'd and you were EMPing Artemis with his own shock psycasts.
artemis attacking that "tree hugger settlement" sounds so terrifying, since to them, he might as well be the physical incarnation of a god, flinging meteors into them and generating lightning from his hands
That two solider who manage to take out his eyes will be hailed as hero martyr of the empire and be symbol of the resistance on the planet.
"Where to? Doesn't matter, just not here!"
This reminded me of Rincewind from the Discworld novels.
"It doesn't matter where you're running *to* only what you're running *_from_* . The fear will expedite your transition to any destination "
I think Hazzor is my favorite RimWorld content creator now. His episodes are nice and to the point and skips over too much of the boring stuff. But it still covers enough stuff that it makes he videos both very entertaining and very informative.
0:52 love how you can tell this was worldedited from the fog
You have a wonderful storytelling ability... really elevate the quality of the whole video.
I love how Artemis ends his campaign eyeless. Totally a heroes journey.. Gotta love a perfectly timed Hazzor video, beautiful.
In all honesty his story is rather epic and I can just imagine the last battle where he lost both his eyes just going on a rampage with his sword
lmao imagine the imperial guards cheering as artemis looks like hes injured, but he just breaks his gun off the floor and starts moving at them with his sword at the speed of sound
This may be the most badass Rimworld character to ever exist. A mute cyborg elf assassin with psychic powers, singlehandedly exterminating the Empire’s presence from an entire planet. And his name is perfect for a man with such a singular skillset and mission. Artemis, goddess of the hunt.
Even in Rimworld, the Pocket Sand maneuver still works against guys in literal caskets of armor.
Funny how Artemis lost both his eyes at the end. Seems like his hate ended up blinding him
Using the FTL soundtrack makes this whole extermination journey seem so much more chill than it actually is.
It's good background music, just wish I could figure out some of the other songs used...
@@drozzy_ I think it's mostly FTL and Rimworld tbh.
your rimworld videos are my favourite because you tell a story excellently and your voice is audible butter
Tremendo video Hazzor, un placer ver la calidad del contenido, cuidese padre!
Well that is basically the process a friendly member of the 40k eversor cult undergoes. Except their meditation is being in a stasis pod, awake the whole time, meditating on the meaning of being really angry about everything.
*_In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood..._*
Great video ! your rimworlds videos are so good, they have a really good storytelling and montage, hope you get more subscribers mate !
love your storytelling man, keep it up. 🙌
I've never considered, thought of, nor sought out an image of Sonic the Hedgehog without his trainers on before. It's not something I ever wanted to see. I wish I could thank you Hazzor for showing this to me but that would be an untruth.
May god have mercy on your soul.
Good vid tho
Beware. There exists worse, Much MUCH Worse things about sonic out there. Things so vile, that when viewed, may not even leave a soul to have mercy on. And yes, much includes his feet. So spare yourself the horrors and beware Sanic!
Can’t believe you would put psychic wizard Adam Smasher against the empire. Poor imperials.
This is quite entertaning, a massive cyborg just wiping out the empire at the cost of his eyes and friends.
I love to imagine that before the vault, the four were actually all soldiers whose home was destroyed by the empire when they were young and they were hidden away to continue their peoples existence. In a state of rage and anger Artemis(who lost his voice during the destruction) starts planning his revenge and does anything to acheive his goal, even at the cost of losing his last 3 remaining friends who seem to eke out existence within the vault waiting for their massive friend to come back with news of victory while he wanders the world without his sight, unsure of how to return or what to do now that the empire is no more
Yeah y'know I never actually thought to give them a reason for wiping out the empire....
Just, why not? I guess lol
Hazzor unironically created the rimworld version of Adam smasher
Spooky! I just caught up with the Medieval series, only to check the channel ...
I'm watching you.... Always watching....
10/10 content.
Got you more or less running in the background every time I play Rimworld. Very good entertainment.
Bionic Arm
Bionic Leg
"Bionic Cook..."
Lmao.. that got me off guard...
Wow, Hazzor, that was fantastic! What a hell of a story!
Side note: I'm gonna download ancients and give combat extended a try.
As someone who hasn't played Rimworld in years, it blows me away to see how far the game and modding community has come along. I don't recognize 90% of the stuff in here lol!
I would love to see more adventures of Artemis maybe going a full warpath and wiping out all the factions
Love the FTL music in the background, it's arguably the best music to listen to for hours without getting bored of it.
Rimworld is a series I wish to see continued in the future.
A grim dark future...
I see you have a good taste in youtubers
@@TrueChaoSclx he made such a convenient phrase for when I can't think of anything to comment.
very nice video. Liked your explanations and voiceover, really enjoyed how you broke character and laughed at some absurd moments, makes it quite funny.
Shame it ends so quickly, would've loved to see Artemis getting upgraded more, but I'm not sure if this was the absolute end of the mod.
Artemis the hero we didn't want, but the hero we needed
14:45 "I was there Hazzor, on the 1st of Decembary, 5503. The day the honour and dignity of elves failed."
The great thing about Gauss weapons at all is that you can still have a powerful weapon without it exceeding the typical minimum velocity to be counted as a firearm in most countries. If more people knew about them, chances are staying armed in places where the tyranny's a bit higher wouldn't be as much of an issue as it is currently. And really, if you know what you're looking for, you can harvest all the components you need out of electronics and a trip to the hardware store, which means no need for custom PCBs or expensive Amazon capacitors.
A Gauss weapon is viable in singular use. The energy drain is not sustainable for large populations unless you expect the resistance to start building ad-hoc nuclear reactors.
@@Valsorayu You can use electrolysis to turn water into hydrogen, and then use that in specialized generators for power production.
Batteries can be taken from cars, since lithium extraction is very bad for the environment and people's health.
The people vastly outnumber imperial authorities, so you don't need them in great numbers for revolution. Bows and crossbows can fill the void, and you can always take the weapons of your enemies.
Not to mention, if it's revolution, you can pretty easily throw weapon laws out the window.
The moment gauss weapons start becoming widespread the same antigun governments would just make new laws banning them too.
Artemis, the Emperor of Man run. Literally the Unification Wars minus everything else lol
best one yet! Hopefully we see more of Artemis as he genocides other worlds.
Wow, high praise, glad you liked it.
This video is what pushed me to play nodded rimworld thank you and you've got yourself another sub now
I got to about 8:10 before I realized "Wait a minute, he's just making Adam Smasher" lmao. Super heavy combat armor, tech implants out the wazoo, zealous personality where he'll outright kill any prisoner. Yup, that's Smasher alright
I think it's fate that moments after I subscribed you uploaded a new video. Kind of crazy but hey, I'm not complaining :p
Love your work! Keep the up the good work.
(also Rimworld looks really interesting but i simply do not have money)
16:50 so imagine being those last guys you see an eyeless elf wearing super advanced armour with a magical knife running at the speed of sound directly for your liver, yeah, that sounds scary as hell
artemis' next quest: to find someone who can defeat him
Artemis plucked his own eyes out, as he knew, if he saw what he had caused, he would go mad. And a mad artemis can't be stopped
so you basically made adam smasher
Even better, he made V
When you say he has to "keep moving on" at 17:07, all I could think of was the theme tune to The Littlest Hobo.
The Littlest Murder-Hobo, perhaps?
"What calamity destroyed Sophmundian society? _Me."_ -Artemis, probably
Incidentally, I currently have a super-sniper named Starfire who lost an eye during an EVA shootout in Save Our Ship 2, and they're still the best shot in the bunch by miles, so... maybe having one eye actually improves aim in RimWorld?
well i mean, you gotta close an eye to use the scope anyway
ywnbaw
@@hatetheantichrist Get a better insult, that one stopped being effective years ago
the music you choose for your videos is always somehow from a game i love and i want you to know i appreciate it highly
Another excellent video! Loving the recent Rimworld content, it’s one of my personal favorites so I always like to see it played.
That was amazing! Id love to see a series like this.
I've only been subscribed for a few days but i am so stuck i'm ending up watching all your videos. Keep it up my man!
I stumbled across this channel at random a couple days ago and I gotta say, I was genuinely surprised to find that you haven't been at this UA-cam thing for years and years already - you have a very professional, self-assured style! Good stuff!
I only discovered you yesterday, and am already in love with your content, but the moment I heard that Age of Empires music kick in...
Oh you know how to make my brain go happy.
@6:40 "well let's call it what it is, which is a genocide." words of wisdom right there my friend
ah yes. 19 different types of religious nirvana, and at the end of it all, he just decided killing everyone and everything was the solution.
very biblical of him honestly.
love your work, always brings a smile to see a new video!
I've only just found your channel. It popped up on my feed. Loved it! Can't wait to watch more. Subbed!
man i love this guys videos on rimworld! wish he would do a 1000 days in rimworld
7:20 the best bionics part
Trumpet: "So that's his name. Artemis. Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!"
Love that Age of Empires music in the background :D
Man, Rimworld has come a long way.... I'm glad Combat Extended is still keeping up though.
I still remember setting up roofdrop traps and laughing as raiders bash on solitary doors supporting a wide roof overhead and watching the hilarity that ensues
>Lets Meteors fall from the sky
>shoots you with lasers
>kills your friends with gun
>sets the settlement on fire
>doesnt ellaborate any further
>leaves
I can only imagine that Artemis sounds like Adam Smasher with the borged-out voice
Love that the only challenge the one man army elf ever met was a single guy called "The Funny" who was literally a random dude swinging a big ass sword
love the FTL music so calming yet mysterious.
Your content was already top-tier but the Age of Empires music brings it to new, mysterious levels
AND FTL LET'S GO
nvm just saw the sonic feet i'm going back to bed
Alternate diplomacy, also known as ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT, is a rather effective way to relinquish the food from tree huggers
When you describe it as "full-on sicko mode", you know he was a sick puppy.
Playing FTL music in the background is relaxing indeed
Achieves 19 forms of Nirvana.
Wipes out an empire
Refuses to elaborate further