10 MORE HILARIOUS CRAPPYPASTAS! (Bad Creepypastas)

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  • @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge
    @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge  8 років тому +464

    Well, hey! The Content ID issue resolved itself faster than expected. Happy times! Also, no offense to any authors! At least you tried, and I am more than certain you'll improve with each story you make! These videos are all just in good fun and not meant to be hurtful, and my ”angrier” reactions were played up for comedic effect! Keep writing!

  • @zenten1266
    @zenten1266 7 років тому +1318

    If crappypastas are to be believed, we've got at least 20 Jeff the Killers running around out there with girls

  • @pkroiii2473
    @pkroiii2473 7 років тому +331

    "He panicked, even though there were no discos around," thank you, Dennis, for making my day

  • @sosansational
    @sosansational 7 років тому +1515

    "well, my girlfriend walked in"
    "yeah"
    "so i went up to her,"
    "yeeesss...."
    "and i, uh, i stabbed her thirty-seven times in the chest."
    "CAAAAAAARL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE!!!"

  • @cherrymxlk_5526
    @cherrymxlk_5526 6 років тому +384

    “You cannot touch me, but I can.”
    ............ you touch yourself?

    • @severalcakes3267
      @severalcakes3267 5 років тому +37

      After five minutes, I was able to touch me.

    • @Turtlesarecute-i6t
      @Turtlesarecute-i6t 4 роки тому +5

      XD boi i love this comment!

    • @sagew1312
      @sagew1312 4 роки тому +10

      Yes. They dont consent to others touching them so they touch themselves

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 4 роки тому +1

      ·_·

    • @janceyurbie6006
      @janceyurbie6006 4 роки тому

      Doud.i.like.the.creppy.funny
      Stabshik.good.kip.up.the.awsume
      Work.its.cool.its.badass.its.dop
      Man.good.job👍💀🤣🤗

  • @dunkinut6163
    @dunkinut6163 7 років тому +517

    "She panicked, even if the disco isn't near by" I hear that and I freaked out

  • @Tytoalba777
    @Tytoalba777 8 років тому +265

    24:00 "suicidal note"
    Note! No! You have so much to live for!

  • @blighttown169
    @blighttown169 7 років тому +610

    "Dennis stabbed Alyssa 37 times the chest"
    What's next? Did he cut off her hands and eat them? Does he have a best friend with a flower hat and the name Paul?

    • @minesweeperjimmy2010
      @minesweeperjimmy2010 6 років тому +45

      28 STAB WOUNDS!

    • @Dalek59862
      @Dalek59862 6 років тому +27

      CAAAAARLLL that kills people

    • @dr.pepper8485
      @dr.pepper8485 6 років тому +16

      Caaaarrrrrrrraaaaallllll why would you do that?

    • @matshbocks
      @matshbocks 6 років тому +6

      DEEEEEEEEEENNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSS

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 5 років тому

      @@minesweeperjimmy2010 you beat me to it

  • @tangerinebean1155
    @tangerinebean1155 6 років тому +414

    *Sees seven foot monster murdering someone*
    "Eh"

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 6 років тому +52

      imagine this guy's reaction to other things
      *car crash*
      "Eh."
      *hindenburg disaster*
      "Dang."
      *Earth-shattering kaboom*
      "Well that's annoying."

    • @R1ptide_Drag0n
      @R1ptide_Drag0n 5 років тому +19

      @@nottherealpaulsmith I hate whenever the dimensional anomaly from 10,000,000 light-years away is coming towards Earth at a rapid pace, and getting ready to swallow Earth in a dark spaghetti doom.

    • @jamieeisinger1833
      @jamieeisinger1833 4 роки тому +5

      I mean, what’s the worst that could happen?

    • @astronic9979
      @astronic9979 4 роки тому +8

      @@R1ptide_Drag0n i can't take "Dark spaghetti doom" seriously.

    • @catlovingtrio
      @catlovingtrio 2 місяці тому +1

      Canadian, eh?

  • @MinelightITA
    @MinelightITA 8 років тому +1944

    "I'm a shadow in your room, if you're not scared of me, prepare to meet your doom"
    "MEOWTH, THAT'S RIGHT!"

    • @MechaWyvern707
      @MechaWyvern707 8 років тому +170

      TEAM CRAPPYPASTA IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAIN!

    • @icantbelieveitsnotsans7021
      @icantbelieveitsnotsans7021 8 років тому +102

      They'll never get my slenderchu

    • @mako4997
      @mako4997 8 років тому +39

      I'M BLASTING OFF AGAIN OF LAUGHING

    • @nuggetsmaniii9626
      @nuggetsmaniii9626 8 років тому +25

      +Grim Reaper Why are you always so grim? did your parents die? Is that wjy you collect souls? Would that make a good Pasta?

    • @mako4997
      @mako4997 8 років тому +4

      BootifullBananas maybe

  • @MintyZedGrimes
    @MintyZedGrimes 7 років тому +320

    I F Y O U C H E A T E D O N Y O U R W I F E
    A N D N E V E R C H E A T A G A I N
    It's so poetic

    • @sal8199
      @sal8199 6 років тому

      True dat....

    • @intellimetemployee5076
      @intellimetemployee5076 6 років тому +1

      oh no to late you're already dead.

    • @greentaigo2552
      @greentaigo2552 6 років тому +5

      One thing you gotta respect is that it at least has a good moral

    • @ballsgaming
      @ballsgaming 6 років тому +3

      Soo.. I can still cheat on my girlfriend right
      Nvm im a virgin

  • @lokidonewithlife456
    @lokidonewithlife456 7 років тому +384

    "Noghtmares. Y'know Noghtmares, because we're in England apparently"
    I can't stop laughing. I'm saying Noghtmares alot more now 😂

  • @drumac7491
    @drumac7491 6 років тому +468

    If you see a murder guy, run or he might get you
    Words to live by

    • @prophswrld
      @prophswrld 5 років тому +1

      Kamakaze YT which story?

    • @mattwalters6834
      @mattwalters6834 5 років тому +2

      Kamakaze YT are you truly the author?

    • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess
      @APoliticalConfusionAndMess 5 років тому +3

      @Kamakaze YT Bitch, you wrote that crap? You couldn't have been serious, surely.

    • @inkii-y
      @inkii-y 5 років тому +9

      @@APoliticalConfusionAndMess everybody starts writing somewhere. And seeing as this is an older video, they probably wrote it a long time ago

    • @R1ptide_Drag0n
      @R1ptide_Drag0n 5 років тому +6

      @Kamakaze YT We've all made horrible stories before mate, no worries.
      I'm gonna post my bad creepypasta I wrote when I was 8 somewhere lmao

  • @mxstxcwxsdxm
    @mxstxcwxsdxm 6 років тому +125

    “The author started to panic, even though a disco was not nearby”
    This will forever be classic

  • @TheEldritchGoth
    @TheEldritchGoth 7 років тому +548

    Dennis: So I broke up with her
    Me: Okay
    Dennis: And then she got on top of me trying to win me back
    Me: Continue
    Dennis: So I threw her off
    Me: And then?
    Dennis: I proceeded to stab her thirty seven times in the chest
    Me: DEEEENNNNIIIIISSSSS!!! THAT KILLS PEOPLE!

    • @th3rasave
      @th3rasave 6 років тому +2

      Dalek Unit 1963
      But I thought that was your primary purpose in life...
      ...Hypocrite...

    • @captain_dsz6049
      @captain_dsz6049 6 років тому +11

      Yesss lamas with hats reference

    • @thaddeuskyle572
      @thaddeuskyle572 6 років тому +2

      I thought you would like the fact that she's dead. She is inferior to us.

    • @Spketh
      @Spketh 6 років тому +9

      "uH--wEll i DiDn'T KnOW ThAt"

    • @Dalek59862
      @Dalek59862 6 років тому

      @@th3rasave daleks don't randomly become llamas with hats characters (yes i know that this is a joke)

  • @WZahnle
    @WZahnle 7 років тому +165

    "They believed it was something like Slenderman, but it behaved like a cold-blooded murderer."
    So, still Slenderman?

    • @WarmLusamine
      @WarmLusamine 6 років тому +25

      More like a bootleg. To my knowledge, Slenderman just fucks with your head.

    • @phoogles189
      @phoogles189 5 років тому +7

      @@WarmLusamine Doesn't he take people?

    • @lilyreacts7988
      @lilyreacts7988 5 років тому +2

      @@phoogles189 he eats children

    • @WarmLusamine
      @WarmLusamine 4 роки тому +7

      What does he do with them? Does he kill them? Take them to a sanctuary? It was always the ambiguity that made Slendy so fucking freaky. You could never tell what the hell it was doing or planning. But, it grew popular, ambiguous scenarios become senseless gore, the fright factor was lost.

    • @WoodsAreBeautiful
      @WoodsAreBeautiful 4 роки тому +3

      @@WarmLusamine he impales their bodies on trees and seals their organs in ziplock bags

  • @DuccDoesADoot
    @DuccDoesADoot 6 років тому +211

    Im cringing along with Hoodlum every time when Jeff was mentioned.
    At least the authors tried.

  • @magicfireflame
    @magicfireflame 6 років тому +138

    Wait a goddamned minute... That carnival announcement is literally just the opening to "The Greatest Show Unearthed" by Creature Feature. The Heart Ripper? More like the Heart Rip Off!

    • @Dalek59862
      @Dalek59862 5 років тому +19

      Inspiration is fine,but fuck plagiarism

    • @AFUniversCat
      @AFUniversCat 3 роки тому +22

      as a huge Creature Feature fan, it made me laugh so hard they put the first line of that song in their ''creepypasta'' for some reason. I almost immediately realized that as i heard it.
      I laughed even more when they continued to put the song there even tho it's pointless and makes no sense

    • @do_you_see_banana_man
      @do_you_see_banana_man 2 роки тому +2

      Oh my god…
      OH SHIT IT IS!

    • @grilledpook
      @grilledpook Рік тому +2

      i just realized now lmao, love that song

  • @imperatoraugustus9970
    @imperatoraugustus9970 8 років тому +470

    Seriously, Am I the only one a bit disturbed about the seemingly hundreds of badly written stories with the following plot arch -
    Unpopular 12 year old girl clearly meant to be the author
    Something kinda shitty but mundane happens like they get bullied, but it somehow pushes them over the edge and they become OMG SURIAL KILLAR!!1!!
    As a first order of business they always *brutally murder their whole family in fairly graphic detail*
    Right outside their house as they leave is OMG JEFF THE KILLR!!
    They instantly fall in love, and depart for a lifetime of murdering innocents together

    • @EvieBearEvie
      @EvieBearEvie 8 років тому +55

      I'm also disturbed. They also:
      -Have a knife
      -Kill their bully
      -Go out into the woods
      -Become super edgy

    • @deepsea5348
      @deepsea5348 8 років тому +41

      Don't forget their special power/appearance and the slenderman cameo.

    • @Darisprites
      @Darisprites 8 років тому +40

      It'd be more scary if a story was written about the authors of these pastas, which go on to try doing real life sacrifices for their fictional lover boy jeffy...but end up getting busted by the cops. the only reason the reader should be scared by the story's end is because the story would mention there are a near infinite number of the girls like that out there. that...would be a not so bad story.

    • @deepsea5348
      @deepsea5348 8 років тому +6

      +dleeg1229 Can I use that concept for a creepypasta?

    • @Darisprites
      @Darisprites 8 років тому +3

      By all means

  • @Jackiedrewharbringer
    @Jackiedrewharbringer 6 років тому +275

    THAT CARNIVAL CREEPYPASTA LITERALLY USED THE SONG THE GREATEST SHOW UNEARTHED BY CREATURE FEATURE
    LIKE IT STRAIGHT UP STOLE THE LYRICS

    • @GhoulyRooly
      @GhoulyRooly 5 років тому +12

      Exactly!

    • @carbonatedhotdogwater263
      @carbonatedhotdogwater263 5 років тому +25

      THANK YOU I WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE WOULD BRING THAT UP!

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 5 років тому +8

      I KNOW IT BOTHERS ME SO MUCH

    • @samanthamcclish
      @samanthamcclish 4 роки тому +2

      Lol That kills me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RaeNapier64
      @RaeNapier64 4 роки тому +8

      i genuinely thought he was being sarcastic but no, just straight up rip the lyrics out of a song

  • @strangethingsareafoot4203
    @strangethingsareafoot4203 7 років тому +267

    *YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, MARK*

  • @djxp0676
    @djxp0676 7 років тому +205

    "he saw a six foot monster outside murdering someone and brushed it off and went to bed" xD

  • @laoaidan2400
    @laoaidan2400 8 років тому +154

    5:33 "I'm gonna kill you but first, let me sing you the song of my people" lol

    • @satriosukarji1777
      @satriosukarji1777 6 років тому +4

      Know de wey...
      Know de wey...
      Let us stand together knuckles clan
      For Uganda we're coming strong,
      To set our echidna tribe free...
      Do you know the way?
      Let us find the way my brothers.
      We'll find de wey!
      3
      2
      1
      GO!
      Non-stop brothers,
      We must find de way
      We need a queen that will show us where we must go
      [...]

  • @WelloBello
    @WelloBello 8 років тому +460

    Being stabbed 37 times?
    CAaaaaaaarrrllll.

    • @dark_star888
      @dark_star888 8 років тому +9

      THAT KILLS PEOPLE

    • @christianfisher2792
      @christianfisher2792 8 років тому +2

      Woah woah what no
      Killing people is my least favorite thing to do

    • @yukiizumiya7240
      @yukiizumiya7240 8 років тому +2

      +Christian Fisher What happened to his hands?

    • @kitanarose9883
      @kitanarose9883 8 років тому +2

      +Yuki Izumiya his hands?

    • @yukiizumiya7240
      @yukiizumiya7240 8 років тому +2

      +KawaiiKitana Gamer His hands. Why are they missing?

  • @murdocenjoyer1395
    @murdocenjoyer1395 7 років тому +551

    "His hair is dark black"
    W h a t
    How can it be "dark black" wouldn't it just be black °^°

    • @_trashmandan_2903
      @_trashmandan_2903 6 років тому +61

      Hetalia Took My Life- HTML Dark Black is extra edgy

    • @ziggymoondust2281
      @ziggymoondust2281 6 років тому +7

      isn't dark black a song?

    • @greenherooftheinterwebz7078
      @greenherooftheinterwebz7078 6 років тому +25

      its darker than black, to resemble the darkness of his soul lol

    • @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently
      @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently 6 років тому +27

      Dark black is a thing. Black is where you can still see darker figures or line art if it's art.
      Dark black, or pitch black is when you can see nothing.

    • @retosius7962
      @retosius7962 6 років тому +9

      it could be one of those ultra black materials that are so dark that it's impossible to see the indents and such. only the outline.

  • @Sana-sp8xt
    @Sana-sp8xt 8 років тому +463

    When He said
    "He Stabbed her 37 times" I Immadiently screamed CARLLLLLLLLL

    • @SlappedRat
      @SlappedRat 8 років тому +10

      CatY8Bit
      I had the worst day... your comment made it the best day.

    • @bluejayfinch
      @bluejayfinch 8 років тому +10

      CatY8Bit caaaaarl! That kills people!

    • @MrBones-kl3ot
      @MrBones-kl3ot 8 років тому +7

      Oh, I didn't know that.

    • @Marqkus
      @Marqkus 7 років тому +1

      CatY8Bit Same lol😄😂

    • @Idontcareabouthandles
      @Idontcareabouthandles 7 років тому +1

      CatY8Bit yes hell yes

  • @vicentetemes5793
    @vicentetemes5793 8 років тому +219

    Since someone hasn't written a Jeff the Killer story in which Jefferino manages a the budget of a camp full of homicidal tweens, I guess it is my duty to do it.

    • @tbonevideos23
      @tbonevideos23 8 років тому +26

      And then it ends with Jason chopping Jeff's head off

    • @xenocg
      @xenocg 8 років тому +33

      Oh then I guess it's MY job and purpose in life to make a fanfiction where he sword fights with Jane on a ship above a pool of smile dog while Slendy just stands in a he corner reading "Fiftee shads oof kneeves" and flipping pancakes while wearing a fluffy, pink apron.

    • @00maniacmanny00
      @00maniacmanny00 8 років тому +5

      You better answer the call of duty

    • @BLIGHTROT666
      @BLIGHTROT666 8 років тому +5

      +Vicente Parker
      if you don't write this you're doing the entire internet a disservice

    • @vicentetemes5793
      @vicentetemes5793 8 років тому +29

      docs.google.com/document/d/1lm99BbDWevQx9jVzuPgIyJKclTblIieDjyNlGb5C-WE/edit?usp=sharing
      It is done. And it's beautiful.

  • @aurelia65536
    @aurelia65536 8 років тому +91

    Step 1: Open the door.
    Step 2: Get on the floor.
    Step 3: ?????
    Step 4: EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!

  • @KnoxCarbon
    @KnoxCarbon 4 роки тому +249

    Nobody:
    Creepypasta villains:
    *I HAVE SPECIAL EYES*

    • @LittleIcarus
      @LittleIcarus 4 роки тому +22

      _HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD!_

    • @gr4ve-desecr4tor
      @gr4ve-desecr4tor 4 роки тому +7

      Just some Karen with internet access KHIFE

    • @mattwalters6834
      @mattwalters6834 3 роки тому +3

      @@gr4ve-desecr4tor knifes

    • @hemsasdemons
      @hemsasdemons 2 роки тому +11

      Victim: And...?
      Creepypasta "Killer": Well... Aren't you scared of me?
      Victim: Not really... Why?
      Creepypasta "Killer": How are you not scared of me...? I'm about to kill you, I look creepy, and I have creepy, mysterious eyes!
      Victim: You wish.
      Creepypasta "Killer": ...
      Victim: Look, I don't give a damn about your "sPeCiAl" eyes! Also, if you're "about to kill me", then please just do it already... Just get it over with.
      Creepypasta "Killer": Okay! STABBY STAB!
      Victim: *A* **ded**

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 2 роки тому +4

      Look. Look with your special eyes!
      "Uh, I can't. They're mutilated." XD

  • @tittlediddle6899
    @tittlediddle6899 8 років тому +41

    hoodoos recent single "kill you at midnight" has hit the top 100

  • @mr.fahrenheit3768
    @mr.fahrenheit3768 5 років тому +67

    "You cannot touch me, but I can"
    Keep that to yourself, dude

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 5 років тому +10

      -HELP THERE'S A BLACK MAN TOUCHING HIMSELF IN MY ROOM-

    • @mattwalters6834
      @mattwalters6834 4 роки тому +6

      Paul Smith he’s TOUCHING himself while watching me!!!

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 2 роки тому

      Dangit. XD

    • @theemeraldking3251
      @theemeraldking3251 4 місяці тому

      @@nottherealpaulsmith I mean you don't have to censor that, if it's a genuine problem, then don't be afraid to tell someone that it makes you uncomfortable

  • @friskdreemur8863
    @friskdreemur8863 8 років тому +84

    "She killed Dennis."
    "BIGGER BOOOOOT"

  • @_sweeteaa_9222
    @_sweeteaa_9222 6 років тому +428

    Jeff the fish is more beautiful then the actual Jeff the killer

  • @moonallmoon
    @moonallmoon 7 років тому +66

    "Remember, if you hear a scream... shhhhhh!"
    "What kind of advice is that?!"
    XD
    7:15 That's from a song! The Greatest Show Unearthed!
    Well I guess you have to get inspiration from somewhere

    • @sinmead7422
      @sinmead7422 6 років тому

      ye

    • @WarmLusamine
      @WarmLusamine 4 роки тому

      There’s inspiration and then there’s ripping off the lyrics to try and make your shitty story “creepier”!

  • @sove4503
    @sove4503 7 років тому +71

    "you cannot touch me but i can" WOAH THERE

  • @darkmajick
    @darkmajick 7 років тому +133

    "the city of Ohio"..? I wasn't aware the state I've lived in my whole life was a large city.

  • @hiwichii7389
    @hiwichii7389 7 років тому +61

    "But if you turn around, I'll be gone"
    Bitch im laying in bed howdafug will i turn around are you squashed?

    • @Korvo.420
      @Korvo.420 7 років тому +1

      Lallch ღ
      You can roll

    • @what6250
      @what6250 7 років тому +1

      Lol

  • @warblenoise
    @warblenoise 8 років тому +80

    MCCP: Red and blue eyes
    Heartriptaker: Red and white eyes
    Clockwork: Clock eye
    Eyeless Jack:

  • @icantbelieveitsnotsans7021
    @icantbelieveitsnotsans7021 8 років тому +690

    "And then alissa stabbed him 37 times in the chest"
    Alissssssssssssaaaaaa! That kills people!

    • @yena337
      @yena337 8 років тому +22

      that reference tho ;)

    • @nuggetsmaniii9626
      @nuggetsmaniii9626 8 років тому +18

      *deep manly raspy voice* what? oh. i... did.. not. know that...

    • @undead923
      @undead923 8 років тому +18

      C'mon, 37 times isn't bad. Just stab 13 more times to be federal.

    • @sansridesatricycleandpapyr7097
      @sansridesatricycleandpapyr7097 8 років тому +1

      XD YOU MADE ME LOSE MY FACE

    • @ChromeHuffer
      @ChromeHuffer 8 років тому +13

      "What happend to his heart, Alissa?"
      "What?"
      "What happens to his heart!?"
      "Oh I cooked it up and ate it"

  • @TerroristTrey
    @TerroristTrey 8 років тому +287

    Tabbed her 37 times in the chest? Denis! That kills people!

    • @TerroristTrey
      @TerroristTrey 8 років тому +11

      And why are his hands missing!?

    • @somethingfunny2199
      @somethingfunny2199 8 років тому +5

      +popcorn thief he ate them

    • @2tiessupguys93
      @2tiessupguys93 8 років тому +15

      CAAAAAAAARRRRLLLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE

    • @cipherbunz2612
      @cipherbunz2612 8 років тому +2

      Killing people is my least favorite thing to do.

    • @mattmadman6728
      @mattmadman6728 8 років тому

      So does that mean touchscreens are immortal

  • @Talonistrying
    @Talonistrying 4 роки тому +44

    Since I didn't get to vote in the poll, Slendy has the more attractive face. I'd rather stare at a blank wall, watching paint dry, than look at Jeff's carved up mess of a smile

  • @seratope
    @seratope 7 років тому +233

    take a shot every time hoodohoodlum says guy
    just wait until the number one story

    • @goatedbasketball
      @goatedbasketball 6 років тому

      The Pleased One or blood

    • @zoziezay2400
      @zoziezay2400 6 років тому

      The actor who dressed up as the number one guy died of cancer.

    • @wylowz1319
      @wylowz1319 5 років тому

      Ima do this with Pepsi.

    • @wylowz1319
      @wylowz1319 5 років тому

      We ran out of Pepsi.

  • @thegayghost872
    @thegayghost872 7 років тому +55

    Open the door
    Get on the floor
    Everybody do the dinosaur

  • @PidgeyHowler
    @PidgeyHowler 5 років тому +80

    "Not noticing his eyes changing colours for a second"
    Dear Author: Please try and look at your own eyes without a reflective surface. Let me know how that went.

  • @Marqkus
    @Marqkus 7 років тому +88

    "He proceeded to stab her 37 times"
    CAAAARRRLL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE!!!💢

    • @Marqkus
      @Marqkus 7 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @katt-nokjoke3688
      @katt-nokjoke3688 7 років тому +2

      Steallastarz Alpha CAAAAAAARL WHERE ARE HIS HANDS!

    • @Marqkus
      @Marqkus 7 років тому

      Katt Gaming OMG YASH

    • @katt-nokjoke3688
      @katt-nokjoke3688 7 років тому

      Steallastarz Alpha I want a hat now

    • @Marqkus
      @Marqkus 7 років тому

      Katt Gaming Same

  • @cowcat9227
    @cowcat9227 8 років тому +246

    "the author started to panic, (even though there wasnt disco near by..)
    HAHAHHA

    • @WarioLandIV
      @WarioLandIV 8 років тому +1

      GOTEEEM

    • @getmemybleach742
      @getmemybleach742 8 років тому +14

      _I don't wanna hear that!_ *_CLOSE THE GODDAMN DOOR!_*

    • @MsBum
      @MsBum 8 років тому +4

      I'm not as think as you drunk i just make highheels work

    • @elobrittjen5678
      @elobrittjen5678 7 років тому +1

      Cow Cat my lord

    • @3ukkel
      @3ukkel 7 років тому +2

      SOLAR SANDS FAN AND P!ATD FAN HELLO

  • @HaterTaterLater
    @HaterTaterLater 7 років тому +93

    "You cannot touch me, but I can."
    Ew, TMI dude.

  • @SonicfanTheNightfury5099
    @SonicfanTheNightfury5099 7 років тому +139

    "The author started to panic [even though no disco nearby]" XD HAHAHAHAHAHA
    Panic! At The Disco reference XD

    • @nerdyweeaboo3734
      @nerdyweeaboo3734 6 років тому +7

      I LOVE IT!!! you think the heart ripper has heard of closing the goddamn door?

    • @boredandlazy-ej3ee
      @boredandlazy-ej3ee 6 років тому +3

      I didnt notice the joke at first until i read this comment

    • @gordonfreeman8109
      @gordonfreeman8109 6 років тому +4

      XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @shinysmeargle2037
    @shinysmeargle2037 7 років тому +67

    So I can't touch you but you can touch yourself...? You guys noticed that too right? It said "You can't touch me but I can."

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 6 років тому +12

      mate that was the first thing that I noticed
      this fucker is touching itself as it watches us

    • @daylohun5016
      @daylohun5016 6 років тому +3

      Shiny Smeargle Lol it's good to hear somebody who got dat joke. 😂😆🙊

  • @zeppeled2112
    @zeppeled2112 7 років тому +51

    that panic! at the disco joke made me laugh really hard

  • @floofer6722
    @floofer6722 7 років тому +25

    'konnichiwa, watashi no namae wa Masuku No Nazu desu' *googles translates* 'Hello, my name is my name'

  • @ZekDraco
    @ZekDraco 5 років тому +18

    16:55 Man literally took lyrics straight out of “The Greatest show Unearthed”, By Creature Feature.
    Also that cover was fire.

    • @stepstep838
      @stepstep838 4 роки тому +2

      I would called it more copy pasted then an reference they use like while textes than one sentence

  • @sheepysheep1959
    @sheepysheep1959 7 років тому +109

    *sees something black*
    OH NO! THE RIM OF THE COMUTER!
    OH NO! THE RIM OF THE TELEVISION!
    OH NO! MY SKATEBOARD!

  • @heroofrhyme2539
    @heroofrhyme2539 8 років тому +29

    Insufficient light followed by a picture of Light Yagami. Perfect. Death Note joke!

  • @thisbox
    @thisbox 7 років тому +117

    Can we call Jeff The Killer Edge The Killer?

    • @Cdr2002
      @Cdr2002 6 років тому +1

      Yes

    • @0110-h4g
      @0110-h4g 6 років тому +12

      or maybe emo the killer

    • @valdgoat1804
      @valdgoat1804 6 років тому +2

      Gordon Boxman Y E S

    • @ballsgaming
      @ballsgaming 6 років тому +14

      Grammar mistake the killer

    • @dlink1012
      @dlink1012 5 років тому +6

      Call him bad character

  • @severalcakes3267
    @severalcakes3267 5 років тому +20

    "I was locked in the butler's underground classrooms!"
    Eight words that make NO sense when you put them together!

    • @WarmLusamine
      @WarmLusamine 4 роки тому +6

      Off all my history of anime, indie games & fanfiction, never have ever heard those eight words strung together like that.

    • @mattwalters6834
      @mattwalters6834 4 роки тому +2

      SeveralCakes I first heard that and thought “what the hell is that?”

  • @R1ptide_Drag0n
    @R1ptide_Drag0n 5 років тому +24

    Bruh the second one sounds like Santa Claus. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows what you're doing, he's the fat guy who breaks into your house during the night, eats your food and carries a sack around.

  • @andrewwww1102
    @andrewwww1102 7 років тому +39

    I can tell you what darkness isn't...
    WHITE LIGHT

  • @ladymalora
    @ladymalora 7 років тому +41

    Can feel... brain cells... slowly... dying...

  • @okid0ki816
    @okid0ki816 8 років тому +228

    In story three,
    FOR FUCK SAKE WHY IS JEFF THE KILLER HER IDOL?
    I MEAN, SLENDERMAN IS A WAY BETTER IDOL
    SMILE DOG, FUCKING SMILE DOG IS A BETTER IDOL
    Jesus christ-

  • @archmybacula
    @archmybacula 8 років тому +145

    "And Proceeded to stab Alyssa in the chest 37 times" DENNNIIIISSS THAT KILLS PEOPLE!!!

    • @GothitallicaALT
      @GothitallicaALT 8 років тому

      XD why didn't I think of that?

    • @ashyiaswensen5408
      @ashyiaswensen5408 8 років тому

      she cooked it up and ate it

    • @pezulapezula1053
      @pezulapezula1053 8 років тому

      LuLuLucy I've seen comments like this a lot, but I must not be getting the reference... (If it IS a reference.) Could you explain? XD

    • @pezulapezula1053
      @pezulapezula1053 8 років тому

      Lucky the furry fox Oh, ok. Thanks! X3

    • @monstergaming6181
      @monstergaming6181 8 років тому +5

      CCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL

  • @trevor7520
    @trevor7520 7 років тому +46

    the quoting of creature feature i had a stroke
    that is plagiarism child

    • @bonnie7721
      @bonnie7721 6 років тому +2

      Someone else got it!

    • @mars42069
      @mars42069 4 роки тому

      oh god i know

    • @stepstep838
      @stepstep838 4 роки тому

      Finally found a comment who knew it

  • @kurimc.mystic5341
    @kurimc.mystic5341 6 років тому +70

    Slender has a better face because he has NONE

  • @mysterymeat64
    @mysterymeat64 8 років тому +126

    HEY GUISE ME AM HAVE AN ORIGNAL CREPEPOOSA CHARACTER: It'a an angsty teen with dark hair and a hoooooodie with a knife and has no eyes one is a clock an da other is an magic eightball and is blue and am have the smoile carved in his mouth and he was punched one by the accident but is tard so he became killer an his nam es GEORGE DA BADURPDINURPFLURP!!!!!! Oooo 62 spoopy 64 me

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 8 років тому +10

      Randomenderparty Studios 10/5 would bash own face in with a shovel again

    • @mysterymeat64
      @mysterymeat64 8 років тому

      Paul Smith thanks lol

    • @ctenosaura7380
      @ctenosaura7380 7 років тому

      Yeah I love it bro

    • @mysterymeat64
      @mysterymeat64 7 років тому +13

      NOW IT'S TIME TO MAKE AN EVEN CRAPPIER SEQUEL AND A LOVE STORY VERSION! George carved bob from bobs burgerz on hims bums. Den he got his noit lit an bashd sumblubbys nose wit it. He den delivers his cashfwaze. "Buy my mixtape!" Den he maks out wit swendrmin an jeep. He meets a gurrrl wif a blueish purplish reddish orangish bikini an a hockey mask an her nam was janet da badurpnerpflurp an he twied to stub her an deliver his trademark catfras "Melts in ur mouth not in ur hans bcas u gattta cash um all!!!" So den she doges it and so but he dilvers hims tradmarp cashfwaiz "Who is you gonna cull?" Den dey mak owt!

    • @no-kc6yr
      @no-kc6yr 7 років тому

      Randomenderparty Studios
      The hell

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 8 років тому +76

    "I never saw naruto on Netflix again"
    maybe because it was taken off Netflix

  • @eggbag4182
    @eggbag4182 8 років тому +62

    Why do creepypasta characters always throw up when seeing a dead body? Does everyone have a full stomach of KFC chicken?

  • @kyle7170
    @kyle7170 6 років тому +34

    I have lots of pesky noghtmares and I see tons of shaddy figures

  • @Camarillian
    @Camarillian 8 років тому +135

    Can't believe that bastard stole lyrics from Creature Feature's "The Greatest Show Unearthed". Just why?

    • @awapar
      @awapar 8 років тому +19

      SirSirupy so glad I'm not the only one that noticed

    • @princeereia
      @princeereia 7 років тому +7

      Lololol that was the first thing I thought!

    • @heartlessmushroom
      @heartlessmushroom 7 років тому +10

      I refuse to let a shittypasta ruin my #1 halloween jam.
      Creature feature is freaking great.

    • @samsarasparadox
      @samsarasparadox 7 років тому +1

      Lazy perhaps?

    • @thejfan7318
      @thejfan7318 6 років тому

      roblocc has some rude people but it's nice

  • @Nobody_dw
    @Nobody_dw 8 років тому +109

    16:54 - 17:14
    hmmm
    I wonder if anyone else got that the author either stole or referenced Creature Feature :/

    • @Nobody_dw
      @Nobody_dw 8 років тому +3

      oh wait, there is more... jfc

    • @Camarillian
      @Camarillian 8 років тому +1

      Curt and Erik would not pleased.

    • @MrBones-kl3ot
      @MrBones-kl3ot 8 років тому

      🖐'-'

    • @earliness
      @earliness 7 років тому

      I was JUST gonna comment that! I'm so glad I wasn't the only one!

    • @switchtan277
      @switchtan277 7 років тому +1

      Marisa Pyav yup the author stole it. 😒

  • @ChromeHuffer
    @ChromeHuffer 8 років тому +59

    16:48
    "Carnival of Dreams"
    Are you sure it's not "Carnival of NOIGHTMARES!"

    • @sun_2044
      @sun_2044 8 років тому

      lol xD

    • @WarioLandIV
      @WarioLandIV 8 років тому

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH(no sarcasm)

    • @kaijuyokai5744
      @kaijuyokai5744 8 років тому +6

      noightmares! we're in England apparently!

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 4 роки тому +17

    14:27 “Dennis had had enough and proceeded to stab Alyssa in the chest 37 times!”
    *DENNIS THAT KILLS PEOPLE!*

  • @haileygrenier6142
    @haileygrenier6142 7 років тому +69

    IS THERE EVER ANY CREEPYPASTA THAT DOESN'T HAVE THE MAIN CHARACTER GO INSANE OR WHAT

    • @earliness
      @earliness 7 років тому +16

      Well, it makes sense... nobody sane murders anyone, and being locked up or chased by a killer or something can be VERY traumatizing. Crappypastas usually take it over-the-top though.

    • @klassic7065
      @klassic7065 7 років тому +4

      yes there is such as the harbinger experiment and mr wide mouth

    • @remc0s
      @remc0s 6 років тому

      Too Many Mattress Stores

    • @coffeemugentertainment3811
      @coffeemugentertainment3811 6 років тому +4

      It's people who understand what gothic horror is but have absolutely no idea what the fuck they're actually doing and how insanity and mental deteriation are actually used to create horror

    • @theogbeaver
      @theogbeaver 6 років тому

      Or Candle Cove (though maybe the twist reveals that the kids were insane)

  • @t3ras74
    @t3ras74 7 років тому +106

    WITNESS THIS
    WITNESS *THAT*

    • @LIZARDONFIRE
      @LIZARDONFIRE 5 років тому +4

      Witness what else that rhymes with that

    • @fz7091
      @fz7091 5 років тому +6

      ImmortanRoger VALHALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @j.m2077
      @j.m2077 5 років тому +4

      Until you lose you're mind.

    • @phoenixsnilloc995
      @phoenixsnilloc995 5 років тому

      Sweet._. Jay
      *V A L H A L L A !*

    • @mattwalters6834
      @mattwalters6834 5 років тому +1

      Phoenix Snilloc yeah what does Valhalla have to do with any of that? I know it’s in the song but why did they think “oh this will totally fit into the context of our little carnival thingy.”

  • @ToreodereGAME
    @ToreodereGAME 8 років тому +131

    jesus christ man this video gave me noightmares

  • @kkaiser.8521
    @kkaiser.8521 7 років тому +58

    I'm sure that the Jeff the killer fan girls rushed to vote Jeff

  • @dirtyjamsgot1795
    @dirtyjamsgot1795 7 років тому +20

    "You cannot touch me, but I can." So, you touch yourself?

  • @jacobbrown9894
    @jacobbrown9894 4 роки тому +10

    I love that in Bonus #2 the gratuitous Japanese is so clearly just Google translate. Because Masuku is just Mask with an accent and Kamen (like in Kamen Rider) is the proper Japanese word for a mask.

  • @Dreigonix
    @Dreigonix 8 років тому +45

    You know what? I'm going to write a satirical story about a guy who is driven insane by Jeff The Killer showing up in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING CREEPYPASTA, and goes on a murderous rampage against creepypasta authors.

    • @grimmreapergaming5858
      @grimmreapergaming5858 7 років тому +2

      Dreigonix what is it called? I need to read this.

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 7 років тому +2

      +grimm reapergaming58
      I have not written it yet- I have a satirical _Touhou_ fanfic in the works right now- but when I do, I'll let you know.

    • @elementofsass8404
      @elementofsass8404 7 років тому +2

      Dreigonix I would pay to see that

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 7 років тому

      +Kadence Jones-Richardson
      Hey, Undertale is awesome. But what does that have to do with this?

  • @levinix5792
    @levinix5792 7 років тому +33

    When Hoodlum said, "let's get on with the video", I got an ad.😁

    • @Cdr2002
      @Cdr2002 6 років тому +5

      Oh sweet irony.

    • @levinix5792
      @levinix5792 6 років тому +5

      Carlos D Rodriguez It's fine really, I actually thought it was funny.

    • @objectreceived1387
      @objectreceived1387 4 роки тому +1

      Let's get on with the ad.

  • @pistachioinlove2862
    @pistachioinlove2862 8 років тому +18

    Fluttershy, Undertale and The Room in just one moment
    Simply awesome

    • @pistachioinlove2862
      @pistachioinlove2862 8 років тому +1

      And Shovel night and Death Note! dayum

    • @anamerythmn1660
      @anamerythmn1660 8 років тому +1

      I agree. I love all 3 of those things. :3

    • @hoarsebard
      @hoarsebard 8 років тому

      +Pistachio Gativideo He even worked in a reference to I Hate Everything with dem eyebrows!

    • @pistachioinlove2862
      @pistachioinlove2862 8 років тому

      Thomas Manley Adding that ingredient to the mix is kinda dangerous, though hehe

    • @bubbyboy5944
      @bubbyboy5944 8 років тому

      +Pistachio Gativideo I think it's rude... to The Room

  • @silenceofthehills7610
    @silenceofthehills7610 7 років тому +26

    What a story Mark.

  • @Nexiusify
    @Nexiusify 8 років тому +7

    "If you see a murder guy, run or he might get you."
    True words. So wise. Wow.

  • @joshuaorejenes393
    @joshuaorejenes393 7 років тому +38

    Who else laughed at the dancing shark part?

  • @polaroddness1469
    @polaroddness1469 8 років тому +9

    16:53
    Uh
    That's a Creature Feature song...
    The person who wrote the "creepypasta" didn't even write the announcement.
    I love Creature Feature and that song so you can imagine my pain

  • @breadandbeans8347
    @breadandbeans8347 7 років тому +45

    dude the song 'the greatest show unearthed' is an actual song which is actually pretty good and it is completly different from the way you sang it (kinda pissing me off right now but... meh)

    • @snowballequestrian8549
      @snowballequestrian8549 6 років тому +3

      ooc~~same, honestly. i love that song, and it annoys me that they basically stole it word for word :/

    • @zeitgeistindustries1792
      @zeitgeistindustries1792 6 років тому +1

      Glad to see that someone else knows it

  • @dokidokidusk
    @dokidokidusk 5 років тому +16

    that-
    that heart ripper pasta-
    it referenced a SONG
    oh my g o d
    the song is called "The Greatest Show Unearthed". it's not half bad, honestly. give it a listen!
    but why...why in a creepypasta?

  • @babowasalwayshere
    @babowasalwayshere 5 років тому +7

    16:55 that Greatest Show Unearthed song reference tho. Add ripping off Creature Feature to the sin counter

  • @robinoflocksleyakafaceless3581
    @robinoflocksleyakafaceless3581 7 років тому +21

    MCCP made with Cutting-EDGE technology

    • @robinoflocksleyakafaceless3581
      @robinoflocksleyakafaceless3581 7 років тому +4

      And also "oh no, too late, YOU ARE(not your)ALREADY DEAD" is this a motherfucking Fist of the North Star reference?

  • @Mirokukeiiswatching
    @Mirokukeiiswatching 8 років тому +33

    if all the creepypasta characters were real, there would be no more parents

    • @poisonweb773
      @poisonweb773 8 років тому

      Jeff is 🙃🔪

    • @undead923
      @undead923 8 років тому +2

      +Zombie Girl999 you know what else is real? Bullets

    • @poisonweb773
      @poisonweb773 8 років тому

      +TheUndeadGamer lol 🌚🔪

    • @airtempest8945
      @airtempest8945 8 років тому +1

      True. I'd probably just have to use a bow (I can shoot one, but not well) after training longer if they were real. My friends can also beat the crap out of others too, but they don't do it.

    • @Mirokukeiiswatching
      @Mirokukeiiswatching 8 років тому +3

      @Air Tempest but creepypasta characters are overpowered.

  • @scatman6245
    @scatman6245 8 років тому +17

    Bonus 2: I don't feel very scared. I just feel good that there's someone watching my back so that i don't die. "You cannot feel me, you cannot touch me, but i can touch you." Alright, now i just feel violated. "I will kill anyone on the street." Alright, cool, because the only people that would be roaming around at night are probably robbers.
    "I will enjoy your screams~" That's okay with me, because i enjoy salami, and in my opinion that's pretty morbid in its own way.

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 7 років тому +4

      Kesilis Ultar If this thing enjoys screams, then why doesn't it just chill out at amusement parks?

    • @scatman6245
      @scatman6245 7 років тому +3

      Yeah, probably should do that, actually...

  • @Wippipippi
    @Wippipippi 2 роки тому +4

    Amongst a see of self insert Jeff obsessed OC was what we really needed Kill Guy, he is simple and straight to the point he kill guy, no edgy backstory or glowing eyes, just kill guy and when he found out he didn't kill guy he felt remorse which made him 10x more interesting then the msnbc girl or whatever.

  • @summonwyvern
    @summonwyvern 7 років тому +23

    "COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO KEEP KILLING." xD

  • @kawaiimarshmallowkittenaj4805
    @kawaiimarshmallowkittenaj4805 7 років тому +34

    :Plays lavender town music extremely loud: LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!

  • @maeficia8212
    @maeficia8212 7 років тому +53

    "I am right behind you"
    Are you in my bathroom or inside my wall?

  • @fuzzyapplepie6940
    @fuzzyapplepie6940 7 років тому +31

    Stabbed her 37 times in the chest.
    DEEENNNIIIISSS that kills people!

  • @houstonburnside8985
    @houstonburnside8985 7 років тому +42

    What if your wife cheats on you

  • @neverxnice3577
    @neverxnice3577 8 років тому +25

    i love the panic at the disco reference

  • @HypnoKnight
    @HypnoKnight 4 роки тому +3

    "he was stiff and limp in my arms"
    This dries my brain out to the point it's positively soaking.

  • @richter_unsolved
    @richter_unsolved 6 років тому +14

    lol about the one with the Dark Carnival, "She started Panicing! Even though a Disco wasnt around" If u guys get this u are amazing

    • @gillianc592
      @gillianc592 3 роки тому

      I write sins not tragedies lol

  • @marthia8015
    @marthia8015 7 років тому +5

    Something about MCCP makes me wonder if the author was trying to make their own version of the SCP Foundation. MCCP sounds suspiciously like SCP, "Majour Complex Carnage Project" sounds like something that was badly translated from Japanese, so the author probably started out with the idea to give the killer a code of letters and numbers like the SCP archive does, and then there is this idea of Creepypasta-hunters that doesn't really tie into the story at all.
    Although it seems a bit odd that Creepypasta hunters (or the foundation, for that matter) would bother with regular serial killers instead of going after Slenderman.