Where the River Goes | Critical Role | Campaign 2, Episode 15

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  • @arcticbanana66
    @arcticbanana66 6 років тому +3773

    1:02:50 - You know what they say: "If you don't find the trap with your Skill Points, you'll eventually find it with your Hit Points."

    • @datdumazn3775
      @datdumazn3775 6 років тому +182

      A hallway full of traps? Better use my face to disarm every one of them!

    • @AshtonMonitor
      @AshtonMonitor 6 років тому +100

      @@datdumazn3775 I read that in Sam's voice, and that was so much better.

    • @WhileyCoyote
      @WhileyCoyote 6 років тому +60

      The dwarvern method of trap disarming.

    • @johnkirsch5479
      @johnkirsch5479 5 років тому +37

      @@WhileyCoyote Also the Dragon Age method of trap disarming.

    • @mr.fluffles1552
      @mr.fluffles1552 5 років тому +4

      @@johnkirsch5479 Lmao yes

  • @BeyondtheRecord
    @BeyondtheRecord 6 років тому +9494

    "last time we left off"
    I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS NON STOP FOR THE PAST SIX DAYS MATT!!!!

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 років тому +268

      Lmao I feel this. Physically. Because I haven't truly slept in the last 3 months because of this damn show lmao.

    • @thicclander6785
      @thicclander6785 5 років тому +47

      I have been going hard the last two weeks

    • @graciesugarbee
      @graciesugarbee 5 років тому +12

      Accurate

    • @JEST3R_
      @JEST3R_ 5 років тому +2

      @James Tune what

    • @econe921x
      @econe921x 5 років тому +31

      Vox is campaign 1 which I also watched first. Soooo many hours of greatness and so happy I watched it 1st. When I started that one I never thought I would catch up to current. Then I finished it and started this one and have renewed hope to get to current with the Nein lol

  • @RomanyGypsy92
    @RomanyGypsy92 6 років тому +3923

    Beau: I'm always a fan of going down.
    Yasha: *nods in approval*
    [seconds later]
    Beau: I'll take up the rears.
    Yasha: I'm always a fan of rears.

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 5 років тому +416

      Biggest lesbian energy

    • @cinx8458
      @cinx8458 5 років тому +180

      I think that was less Yasha responding and more Ashley mocking Marisha

    • @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657
      @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657 5 років тому +53

      Have you watched further yet? Lmao. Sadly, this comment of yours, has not aged like wine.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 роки тому +81

      BEAU IS A TOP!

    • @thorukindig868
      @thorukindig868 4 роки тому +49

      @@Silverwind87 Yaaaas, this is the Spoiler Content i needed

  • @okthen623
    @okthen623 3 роки тому +1043

    I think my favorite thing is when Caleb looks through Frumpkin and grabs onto the nearest party member as an act of ultimate trust, and every party member making it their priority to keep Caleb safe whilst doing this

    • @DreadPirateElla
      @DreadPirateElla 2 роки тому +29

      Yes!!! It’s absolutely the best

    • @experimentcitizen
      @experimentcitizen 2 роки тому +36

      Must protect the cinnamon roll

    • @GothiQhaQer
      @GothiQhaQer 2 роки тому +78

      It’s quite adorable 😂 at first he used to ask but now he just holds on to whoever is nearest and they just accept their duty as his protector

    • @dm_dude
      @dm_dude Рік тому +38

      And he said he doesn’t trust them, but after Mollys backstory reveal last episode he trusts him enough to hold onto him blinded

  • @lilorlybear1146
    @lilorlybear1146 6 років тому +5386

    I did not realize how much I truly liked and appreciated Jester as a character until Laura was absent last week. It was not the same without her, so I'm so happy she's back. Also Talisen's hair is gorgeous.

    • @lilorlybear1146
      @lilorlybear1146 6 років тому +233

      Oh, I agree about Ashley as well. It's always great to have her precious face back. But I think because, lately anyway, she's been gone more often than not that I'm used to the crew without Yasha around. Jester is a different matter. It felt entirely weird and incomplete without her and I missed her childish humor lol. I'm glad Ashley has the time to stick around much longer now so she can finally make Yasha become a real part of the Mighty Nein family.

    • @Simian-bz7zo
      @Simian-bz7zo 6 років тому +195

      Laura has been a revelation so far this campaign. Vex was by no means a bad character, but Jester has a shot at challenging Scanlan and Grog for character awesomeness if she keeps it up.

    • @LeyCarnifex
      @LeyCarnifex 6 років тому +142

      Talisien's hair is always gorgeous. It's where his power comes from.

    • @BurnTheNuance
      @BurnTheNuance 6 років тому +16

      ajs1031 Are there clones of you or something? "We/we're".

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 років тому +6

      We are Critters... Resistance is mostly futile...😶
      Jester... Um... To deflect I'll just say Scanlan and Grog were -geniuses- played geniusly!! Either character is a very high bar that... she prolly shouldn't compare herself to.😅

  • @stripeyy_
    @stripeyy_ 4 роки тому +5308

    Seeing people marathoning this in the comment section during quarantine is like when you accidentally bump into an equally exhausted mate in the kitchen at 4am and you both just give each other that nod of acknowledgement and solidarity and then go about your day feeling slightly less alone

    • @martynclark1327
      @martynclark1327 4 роки тому +52

      Yeah it's brilliant for language learners, there is such a strong translation community

    • @roseywinter
      @roseywinter 4 роки тому +24

      Heeeeeey *nods in solidarity* xD #2020watchparty #criticalrole2020

    • @Bruhgernaut
      @Bruhgernaut 4 роки тому +16

      I’ve never felt more understood

    • @emodragon64321
      @emodragon64321 4 роки тому +4

      I agree completely

    • @OutlawWalker
      @OutlawWalker 4 роки тому +11

      My people...

  • @Soochoup
    @Soochoup 5 років тому +8152

    As a someone who bingewatches a lot, you guys can not even imagine how great it is to discover Critical Role in 2019
    EDIT: DAMN TIME FLIES, Those who started in 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, lucky you

    • @thunderstruck206
      @thunderstruck206 5 років тому +69

      With ya there!

    • @sodawax3457
      @sodawax3457 5 років тому +74

      Just discovered it this week! So much to catch up on!

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 років тому +115

      It's also an absolute hell and I haven't had a life in months, but I'm right there with ya, bud.

    • @Sistertotherain9
      @Sistertotherain9 5 років тому +90

      It's been my primary form of entertainment and salve for my sanity these past 3 month. I both look forward to and dread catching up to the current episode.

    • @jessicahall1983
      @jessicahall1983 5 років тому +41

      It's good and bad because yes I get to binge watch, but I watch to watch it live so bad. Also spoilers are inevitable unfortunately

  • @wizkida981015
    @wizkida981015 3 роки тому +1002

    Travis is such a proud papa whenever Ashley says she's going to rage

    • @GameOverV1
      @GameOverV1 3 роки тому +22

      SO NICE having Ash back so we get to see those interactions. xD

  • @Takapon218
    @Takapon218 6 років тому +2675

    Beau: “I’m always a fan of going down”
    Yasha: *nods in approval*

    • @slom5108
      @slom5108 6 років тому +406

      ChuckNormis218 and 57:27,
      Beau: “i’ll take up the rears”
      Yasha: “i’m always a fan of rears”
      *they know what they are doing to us*

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 6 років тому +97

      i ship it

    • @gavinmacgregor1748
      @gavinmacgregor1748 6 років тому +33

      I wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment

    • @TheOmniSora
      @TheOmniSora 5 років тому +51

      Are we ignoring Matt's approval? :kappa:

    • @zichithefox4781
      @zichithefox4781 5 років тому +72

      I like to call it a lesbromance.

  • @jamiekindahl2534
    @jamiekindahl2534 6 років тому +1522

    I love Liam and Sam's dedication to actually performing somatic portions of their spells

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda 6 років тому +191

      To be fair, it's one of the best parts of being a wizard. My equivalent is overacting the verbal component, because nothing quite compares to putting on your Gandalf voice and loudly saying "CAST: FIREBALL"

    • @robertcales8544
      @robertcales8544 5 років тому +4

      *Material

    • @trollface1334
      @trollface1334 5 років тому +29

      @@AGrumpyPanda So that's it you just say cast fireball? What are you a Pokemon trainer?!

    • @ChitenBugMan
      @ChitenBugMan 5 років тому +8

      Material too but they do a lotta somatic stuff too.

    • @trollface1334
      @trollface1334 5 років тому +8

      @@ChitenBugMan they do it all

  • @karinkwesker
    @karinkwesker 6 років тому +2124

    "I don't want to impose... But I'm bleeding profusely" Best line :D

    • @elfinthekitchen
      @elfinthekitchen Місяць тому +2

      I love that i haven't gotten to this part yet but i can already tell who is going to say this 😂😂😂

  • @mijote3113
    @mijote3113 3 роки тому +525

    3:39:01 "I don't want to wait a week I want to do it now!" - Ashley. I agree... clicks next video.

    • @pgabrielrr
      @pgabrielrr 24 дні тому +2

      *six years late core*

  • @WaxierWarrior
    @WaxierWarrior 6 років тому +2295

    Did no one else recognise the genius of Liam at 17:04?
    'It is sad when ships sink'
    Just after Laura tries to ship Jester and Fjord.

    • @sandrols7
      @sandrols7 6 років тому +274

      It's especially great to see Laura's face when she realizes it only a few seconds after she replies to Caleb

    • @jaimefeliciano02
      @jaimefeliciano02 6 років тому +35

      Dont get what liam said. Completely went over my head! Can you explain.

    • @reesecripe5428
      @reesecripe5428 6 років тому +107

      NG DeXt to ship someone means you anticipate that they and the person you ship them with are going to become a couple. So Laura tried to say fjord and jester should be a couple. Caleb says the ship sank, as in fjord shut down the possibility of a relationship

    • @TheOnlyValken
      @TheOnlyValken 6 років тому +78

      Shipping is when a fandom cant just be happy with the narrative and they have to impose a romantic subplot into everything. Much like Hollywood in general.

    • @Wiggins-
      @Wiggins- 6 років тому +106

      I also like how matt was the only one who got it at first

  • @arillusine
    @arillusine 4 роки тому +2357

    “I feel guilty for having needs!” What a mood, Nott.

    • @MrK133n
      @MrK133n 3 роки тому +27

      Nott drinks because you cry.

    • @18ratsinatrenchcoat
      @18ratsinatrenchcoat 3 роки тому +15

      Fucking saaaaaaaaaaaaame

    • @GOOFERDUST
      @GOOFERDUST 2 роки тому +9

      I've never resonated so much with something

    • @nosiree7104
      @nosiree7104 Рік тому +4

      Just mum stuff

    • @Yasha277
      @Yasha277 9 місяців тому

      Not only is it a mood, it's also lit AF fam and poggers AF. My dick is out for Harambe.

  • @flandomaltrizian4603
    @flandomaltrizian4603 6 років тому +2782

    2:15 Sam finds a guitar (LOOOOOSE)
    10:45 Episode Starts
    14:45 Row your boat
    15:25 Laura is back
    16:45 Oskar and Guinevere
    19:15 Fancy oarwork
    20:40 Water walking
    24:20 Battle 1
    56:40 Beau Going down
    58:50 Sam works the shaft
    1:11:05 Nott apologizes
    1:14:15 Puzzle 1
    1:22:25 A little bardic inspiration
    1:23:40 Redemption costs a thumb
    1:42:05 Battle 2
    1:58:00 Calebs don’t look at explosions
    1:59:15 Break Starts
    2:11:50 Art Montage
    2:17:15 Break Ends
    2:25:10 Rude detect magic
    2:28:05 Dice measuring contest
    2:38:55 Battle 3
    2:44:20 Slappin the jello
    2:50:15 Sam has cube flashbacks
    2:53:45 Don’t mess with Frumpkin
    2:57:30 Succumb to the cube
    3:01:20 HDYWTDT
    3:02:30 Fjord pours a potion down Jester’s throat
    3:19:35 Yasha knows all
    3:31:40 Caleb’s book face
    3:33:05 Journal Reading
    Between Twitch and UA-cam, live viewership of this episode peaked around 59,000 people. The in-game start day for the episode was the 20th of month Fessurian 835 PD. Sam’a flask says “FART”
    If you’re the kind of person who wants to see the Critical Role team in person at a convention, but hasn’t been able to yet, you might be interested in Critical Scope. This UA-cam channel films and posts panels and interviews from the cast so you’ll always know when someone accidentally lets a character detail slip. They recently posted a talk with Matt about his role in the D&D resurgence. Check it out.
    Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

    • @user-hh4pl9wk7t
      @user-hh4pl9wk7t 6 років тому +21

      Man you watched the video fast!

    • @rosesarafilovic
      @rosesarafilovic 6 років тому +42

      You're doing gods work man

    • @samminicksm
      @samminicksm 6 років тому +46

      44:11 - Jester power rowing

    • @Tedula1134
      @Tedula1134 6 років тому +7

      Alex Sarafilovic came to say this same thing

    • @AnewishWarlok
      @AnewishWarlok 6 років тому +32

      can we get G&S to just pin these?

  • @jeromel-g7051
    @jeromel-g7051 Рік тому +329

    2023 gang
    2:15 Sam finds a guitar (LOOOOOSE)
    10:45 Episode Starts
    14:45 Row your boat
    15:25 Laura is back
    16:45 Oskar and Guinevere
    19:15 Fancy oarwork
    20:40 Water walking
    24:20 Battle 1
    56:40 Beau Going down
    58:50 Sam works the shaft
    1:11:05 Nott apologizes
    1:14:15 Puzzle 1
    1:22:25 A little bardic inspiration
    1:23:40 Redemption costs a thumb
    1:42:05 Battle 2
    1:58:00 Calebs don’t look at explosions
    1:59:15 Break Starts
    2:11:50 Art Montage
    2:17:15 Break Ends
    2:25:10 Rude detect magic
    2:28:05 Dice measuring contest
    2:38:55 Battle 3
    2:44:20 Slappin the jello
    2:50:15 Sam has cube flashbacks
    2:53:45 Don’t mess with Frumpkin
    2:57:30 Succumb to the cube
    3:01:20 HDYWTDT
    3:02:30 Fjord pours a potion down Jester’s throat
    3:19:35 Yasha knows all
    3:31:40 Caleb’s book face
    3:33:05 Journal Reading

  • @PlasticAddict301
    @PlasticAddict301 6 років тому +4135

    I love how laura flirts shamelessly with Travis in the form of her D&D character lmao. Husband and Wife-ery at it's finest, folks.

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 5 років тому +261

      They're so damn cute

    • @trollface1334
      @trollface1334 5 років тому +17

      @@handfulmousefly The banana on your channel is great.

    • @insanenessity
      @insanenessity 5 років тому +221

      Its also really interesting how there was about zero flirting between Grog and Vex. I appreciate how they can choose to do it or not do it.

    • @Spicypollypocket
      @Spicypollypocket 5 років тому +357

      in a talks machine episode Laura said she decided that her character was gonna pursue ford bc Travis mentioned he never wanted a dnd relationship

    • @AllHailSp00nRiver
      @AllHailSp00nRiver 5 років тому +137

      @@insanenessity except when Vex showed her boobs to inspire Grog.

  • @InfernoWarden
    @InfernoWarden 4 роки тому +4894

    Yasha: * Does anything *
    The Mighty Nein: *Happiness Noise*

  • @baxterwilhelm8114
    @baxterwilhelm8114 4 роки тому +728

    The party: *drawn out conversation about taking the bowls out of the room to cast*
    Matthew Mercer: *the face of a DM watching the party waste their time*

    • @Hawk_of_Battle
      @Hawk_of_Battle 2 роки тому +18

      To be fair, since they hadn't yet realized they needed to heat them up to see the highlighted sections, casting any spell in the main chamber would likely have spawned another cube, so going away and doing more testing was a pretty wise precaution.

  • @HugoGojibiter
    @HugoGojibiter 3 роки тому +1327

    Laura aggressively slamming her dice bag on the table when Sam questioned her Dice Dominance was great

    • @GameOverV1
      @GameOverV1 3 роки тому +34

      There is only one Dice Queen at that table. lol

    • @Glmorrs1
      @Glmorrs1 2 роки тому +6

      @@cactusjackNV Ok, well Laura is also a professional role player and damn good at it, so in your analogy she would be a major league pitcher with a shed full of balls.

    • @Mel_the_Pirate
      @Mel_the_Pirate 2 роки тому +13

      Timestamp is 2:27:57

    • @GottaLookInwardToSeeOutward
      @GottaLookInwardToSeeOutward 2 роки тому

      She has major control issues and needs to get tf over herself

    • @franzgreif4458
      @franzgreif4458 2 роки тому +21

      @@GottaLookInwardToSeeOutward What does the dice bag have to do with control issues? It was just a fucking joke

  • @harrietr.5073
    @harrietr.5073 5 років тому +908

    matt mercer: says something that sounds like foreshadowing.
    players: "write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!!"

    • @Cronustimelord
      @Cronustimelord 4 роки тому +43

      Me as a DM "write that down WRITE THAT DOWN"

    • @toastedt140
      @toastedt140 4 роки тому +16

      @@Cronustimelord Each to their own but I highly recommend DMs check out the return of the lazy dungeon masters guide. When you have players like these folks, then it's worth putting that amount of effort and planning in. But I find most players have fun regardless of how hard you work. I've saved myself a lot of time and energy (and resentment for player apathy) by planning less. But when you do find the committed group ready to do some storybuilding, then the reward is worth it. Love and respect!

    • @jacobsargent5367
      @jacobsargent5367 4 роки тому +11

      @@toastedt140 Return of the Lazy DM is one of the best 5th edition resource books I have ever come across. It helped me go from overpreparing and spending too long on unnecessary and complicated prep work to loosening up, being more flexible and better at improvising, and reducing my prep time by hours in some cases. Having DM'ed for a couple of groups of siblings and friends, I can attest that the average player will be happy with an extremely simple and straightforward campaign plot where they get to unwind with their friends, kick some ass, and have a good time.

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 8 місяців тому +1

      Players are endless wells of story hooks. XD

  • @viniciosbrandao9745
    @viniciosbrandao9745 6 років тому +1539

    For a non native english speaker, the subtitles really helps and adds on the depth of understanding what is going on. Keep it up the good work, really apreciated those who help translate the audio..

    • @krisbarski4226
      @krisbarski4226 6 років тому +38

      vinicios brandao The captions are currently automatic and sometimes give wrong information.
      CR Transcripts, a group of fans, make better captions in a couple of weeks.
      Check out their website.

    • @isabelchmontuenga
      @isabelchmontuenga 6 років тому +14

      Kris Barski afding to that. If you speak english ,(writen) and you are decnt at translating, they ae making versions on another languagues. They never say no to help.

    • @VoidOfOne
      @VoidOfOne 6 років тому +26

      For a native English speaker, it helps understand what they are saying as well.

    • @pinmaria6978
      @pinmaria6978 6 років тому +13

      Ikr? I cant follow without them because everythings just too quick

    • @Wreckur4203
      @Wreckur4203 6 років тому +4

      Es verdad, es util para enfocarse.

  • @acck01
    @acck01 6 років тому +1321

    Caleb had TWO baths!! One where Nott stole the doorknob and one where they all saw yasha.

    • @aisekrem3216
      @aisekrem3216 5 років тому +13

      Oh yeah! Totally forgot that XD

    • @pandakisser100
      @pandakisser100 5 років тому +16

      He just dipped his feet in didnt he

    • @DarLynn909
      @DarLynn909 5 років тому +20

      He didnt bath at the first spa

    • @fashionsuckman4652
      @fashionsuckman4652 5 років тому +7

      @@DarLynn909 i don't usually bath either

    • @markfinnamore893
      @markfinnamore893 5 років тому +51

      binge watcher here, he did bathe with the doorknob (the first one) but didn't put his head under. Nott did not bathe however. I'm not sure with Yasha however

  • @sarahl1173
    @sarahl1173 3 роки тому +530

    When the DM needs to give the party a hint:
    "Roll an intelligence check (because maybe your character is smarter than you)"
    No shade though, that puzzle was HARD

  • @handfulmousefly
    @handfulmousefly 5 років тому +876

    I love watching Laura overtly flirt with Travis through Jester while he eggs her on, simultaneously playing Fjord as completely unaware/disinterested. This is golden entertainment.

    • @roseywinter
      @roseywinter 4 роки тому +44

      They're so cute in game and irl, love it xD

    • @scottvarley3823
      @scottvarley3823 4 роки тому +29

      My wife flirts with me when we play too, it's super cute.

    • @sawce846
      @sawce846 3 роки тому +6

      @@scottvarley3823 pain

    • @jonathanchan7896
      @jonathanchan7896 3 роки тому +6

      That novel really entranced her.

    • @Ginric99
      @Ginric99 3 роки тому +21

      There is a hidden side to this, Travis has insisted on multiple occasions on talks machina and at cons that he has zero interest in getting into any romantic entanglement in game, he didn’t as grog and he said at the end of campaign 1 in the wrap up he enjoyed watching it but he was as turning up to hit things and have fun and did not want to be drawn into anything like Vax and keyleth or Percy and vex in the future.
      Laura I believe took that as a challenge :).

  • @ProDoucher
    @ProDoucher 6 років тому +3302

    Matt has been DMing for so long he has a perpetually raised eyebrow

    • @Frozenkoldfury
      @Frozenkoldfury 6 років тому +57

      People say that we should get Wil Wheaton to help 826LA.
      I say we get Jerry, from Acquisitions Incorporated. Because he rolls ones more than Wheaton. Wheaton just rolls poorly, not always ones.

    • @neerGdyahS
      @neerGdyahS 5 років тому +61

      And one hell of a poker face.

    • @allblazing1160
      @allblazing1160 5 років тому +14

      It's very charming

    • @adamwelch4336
      @adamwelch4336 5 років тому +15

      Raised eye brows effects 50% of DM Americans 🇺🇸😆

    • @froggdoggs8551
      @froggdoggs8551 4 роки тому +6

      ALLBLAZING 1 everything about Matt is charming. E v e r y t h i n g

  • @amandashaw8480
    @amandashaw8480 5 років тому +2527

    Sam: “I feel conflicted trying to hurt a cube.”
    But not a baby manticore?????????

    • @Chibipayne
      @Chibipayne 5 років тому +329

      You must have missed the 1st campaign as scanlan consistently referred to his dick as the cube.

    • @XinnOmega
      @XinnOmega 4 роки тому +35

      I was going to say the same thing. You beat me to it! Huzzah!

    • @jeohranalfhir8366
      @jeohranalfhir8366 4 роки тому +20

      A cube is a lot cuter.

    • @Squall576582
      @Squall576582 4 роки тому +90

      Well Scanlans dick wasn't in the shape of a baby manticore...

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 4 роки тому +36

      @@Squall576582 That we know of

  • @Sir_Galahad19
    @Sir_Galahad19 3 роки тому +1940

    Sam: How does Ashley have more dice than Laura?
    Laura: *pulls out a duffel bag's worth of dice* You dare question my power, mortal?

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 3 роки тому +28

      FEAR THE POWER OF DICE!!!!!

    • @22PurpleBrains
      @22PurpleBrains 3 роки тому +34

      2:28:10 Its not just a dice bag, its a way of life 🤩

  • @thatguy4996
    @thatguy4996 4 роки тому +1660

    when Caleb offer Jester a healing potion she refused, when Nott offered a healing potion she was ignored, but Jester drank two of Fjords healing potions

    • @darkvizardking69
      @darkvizardking69 3 роки тому +392

      Sadly it's because the romantic feelings for fjord hit early, and hit hard. Tusk love did not help in any regard.

    • @GiraffreyG
      @GiraffreyG 3 роки тому +88

      The innuendo in this would make Laura laugh out loud.

    • @PurpleIsTheRain
      @PurpleIsTheRain 3 роки тому +182

      Does anyone else think Travis’s concern for his sick pregnant wife leaked over into Fjord and Jester’s interactions? Lol.

    • @chrisbammer8679
      @chrisbammer8679 3 роки тому +78

      My milkshake brings all the fjords to the yard

    • @anabell_lee
      @anabell_lee 2 роки тому +28

      this little detail 🥺🥺
      she can't resist Fjord.

  • @bigfatcarp93
    @bigfatcarp93 5 років тому +1000

    "Life needs things to live" -Percival De Rolo
    "It is sad when ships sink" -Caleb Widogast

    • @MrSluttyMcSluttyton
      @MrSluttyMcSluttyton 4 роки тому +154

      “I’m always a fan of going down” -Beauregard Lionett

    • @trinity6302
      @trinity6302 4 роки тому +72

      @@MrSluttyMcSluttyton "I never got to use engulf on you :(" - Matt Mercer

    • @jonathansims967
      @jonathansims967 3 роки тому +3

      @@MrSluttyMcSluttyton i mean ;)

    • @JonathanMandrake
      @JonathanMandrake 3 роки тому +2

      @@MrSluttyMcSluttyton Well Matt surely is having a LOVELY time

    • @comicstrider4851
      @comicstrider4851 3 роки тому +7

      Critical Role is getting dangerously close to fate lmao

  • @Fhoulghoul
    @Fhoulghoul 4 роки тому +6214

    COVID-19 Isolation watch party. Made it through 14 episodes in about 10 days. Anybody else here during quarantine?

    • @eliw3149
      @eliw3149 4 роки тому +125

      Andrew Woods Day 65 inside for me (Watching from China)! Critical Role has saved my sanity, made it through Campaign one a bit ago, and desperately missing my D&D group.

    • @clunkclink9484
      @clunkclink9484 4 роки тому +3

      @Sabrina Waterfield I would have to agree. It’s easier to show stuff like maps and dungeons but my players are kinda new so that has been posing some problems.

    • @Fhoulghoul
      @Fhoulghoul 4 роки тому +25

      @The Mine Thanks! (sarcasm was appreciated) Hope you are staying safe and healthy during this time!

    • @Azo_AE
      @Azo_AE 4 роки тому +3

      Andrew Woods yes but I am an essential employee so I’m moving a lil slower

    • @Fhoulghoul
      @Fhoulghoul 4 роки тому +2

      Azo same. Hope you stay safe

  • @thearcaneknoight2551
    @thearcaneknoight2551 3 роки тому +694

    2:53:52
    Liam: Who is it getting?
    Mat: *Laughs evily*
    Liam: MY CAT?! YOU SON OF A FUCKER!!!
    Liam: *Fake leaps across the table to get Frumpkin*
    No one messes with the cat.

    • @69Mikage
      @69Mikage Рік тому +18

      I can relate. I've a Frumpkin, but not a Frumpkin. She's a Noodle. Orange though....I'ma go watch more Chaos.

    • @sidneyrobinson18
      @sidneyrobinson18 8 місяців тому +2

      That fake leap fucking killed me. I was thinking "this totally feels like a moment where you'd leap across the table to strangle someone" like 1/10th of a second before Liam did it

  • @grimreefer4110
    @grimreefer4110 5 років тому +2178

    Caleb: "Who's it getting!? whose it getting!?"
    *a moment of recognition*
    "MY CAT!!!"😲

    • @LowLifeAM
      @LowLifeAM 4 роки тому +15

      Grim Reefer 😆

    • @miaheath8811
      @miaheath8811 4 роки тому +184

      I think that if the cube had gotten Beau they would have all groaned a little bit. But once they thought the cube was going to get the cat, the whole table was up yelling. Perfect. Absolute perfection.

    • @liadouglas6914
      @liadouglas6914 4 роки тому +62

      The whole top table lost it when Matt went for the cat XD

    • @adamka-1
      @adamka-1 3 роки тому

      sauce?

    • @Kaasari
      @Kaasari 3 роки тому +5

      @@adamka-1 2:53:45

  • @briansimonds552
    @briansimonds552 4 роки тому +1630

    It's funny how Liam went for weeks barely able to hit anything before suddenly landing 3 consecutive attacks while blinded.
    It's like the dice know Caleb needs to get serious when Nott is in danger (as with the Manticore fight when he took out the priest).

    • @aromaladyellie
      @aromaladyellie 3 роки тому +77

      I like that Beau does the same thing on her first turn. All four of her hits landed. Beau and Caleb can factually fight better blinded than able to see lmao.
      Oh wait they could see lmao nvm

    • @faulerpanda7376
      @faulerpanda7376 3 роки тому +53

      And there is that time he disintegrated that Leader of the Thieves on their travel to Zardash while all of them were in danger

    • @megashark1013
      @megashark1013 3 роки тому +19

      @@faulerpanda7376 And then was immediately shot to death.

    • @faulerpanda7376
      @faulerpanda7376 3 роки тому +39

      @@megashark1013 the true wizard way

    • @emeraldbreeze5096
      @emeraldbreeze5096 3 роки тому +11

      no spoilers but another example of the dice knowing when stuff is getting real is episode 129

  • @froggdoggs8551
    @froggdoggs8551 4 роки тому +1484

    Matt: the shaft is about 5 feet-
    Marisha: *wheeze*

    • @Clownbunnycosplay
      @Clownbunnycosplay 4 роки тому +61

      Frogg doggs I love Marisha’s laugh so much?

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 3 роки тому +14

      It's like a gerbal with a banana 🤣

    • @Rowlurorowf
      @Rowlurorowf 3 роки тому +32

      Surprised it wasnt Laura

    • @cheerio3442
      @cheerio3442 2 роки тому +4

      @@Clownbunnycosplay its squeaky and i love it

    • @archam777
      @archam777 2 роки тому +1

      HAHA!!!! One thousandth like 😁

  • @CybaTronikk
    @CybaTronikk 4 роки тому +8592

    when you're 2 years late, everyday is thursday

    • @fishiefish6179
      @fishiefish6179 4 роки тому +467

      Every 4 hours is thursday

    • @RavenNiffler
      @RavenNiffler 4 роки тому +82

      @@fishiefish6179 same same same 😂

    • @justkoz2907
      @justkoz2907 4 роки тому +108

      no bolder statement can be said, no truer statement can be unheard.
      But there will come a time where you catch up; and then, you start watching re-runs.

    • @joshm3089
      @joshm3089 4 роки тому +56

      Sometimes more than one Thursday in a single day.

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 4 роки тому +27

      I'm starting to realize that the cat is the Kenny of this Campaign

  • @maryhales4595
    @maryhales4595 4 роки тому +2218

    Matt: “I need you all to roll initiative.”
    Party: *SCREAMS*

  • @DinapsThe1st
    @DinapsThe1st 6 років тому +2648

    Yasha - has the light cantrip
    Also Yasha - pulls out torch

    • @kingcoheed1208
      @kingcoheed1208 5 років тому +267

      Is a Barbarian
      Has Cantrips
      Its hard to reconcile the two

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 5 років тому +150

      Torch is more aesthetic

    • @Spookypoops17
      @Spookypoops17 5 років тому +29

      Also I wonder if her cantrip needs some light to begin with? Collecting it rather than producing it?

    • @r.r815
      @r.r815 5 років тому +180

      @@handfulmousefly when you have magic but dungeon crawling aesthetics exists

    • @duskanddawn8543
      @duskanddawn8543 5 років тому +71

      Me- plays as khajiit, has night vision power.
      Also me- uses torches

  • @kparish05
    @kparish05 6 років тому +805

    I like how Liam makes really good use of the ritual magic ability to cast spell without using slots.

    • @goodzillo
      @goodzillo 6 років тому +150

      as a cleric it makes my heart warm to in-universe make everyone else sit around doing jack diddly for 10 minutes waiting on me because we need to read something and no one else can cast comprehend languages and I'm spell slot stingy

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 6 років тому +79

      While Beau jumps around him angrily because it takes so long :D

    • @Lindvvyrm
      @Lindvvyrm 6 років тому +69

      To be fair, this is also a cool thing for Matt because my DM wont let me ritual cast anything unless our party is waking up or going to bed.

    • @archie4president330
      @archie4president330 6 років тому +103

      @@Lindvvyrm that sounds harsh. Surely you should be able to do it during a short rest, even if your DM might not want to slow the pace down at other times. For me there's a reason spells have the ritual tag- so you can cast them between battles without burning slots.

    • @Lindvvyrm
      @Lindvvyrm 6 років тому +52

      @@archie4president330 so I recently had a discussion with him, he said that he said it was for only when my spell slots were spent. I asked if i could try to just take the ritual 10 mins for detect magic during the game and he said I could. We were on our way into a dungeon and I started ritual casting detect magic twice before we went in to check for magical traps, both times he had us encounter some small scouting party of enemies who aimed for me first because I was meditating. I have been getting quite frustrated tbh.

  • @GamerdevilPro
    @GamerdevilPro 4 роки тому +549

    1:00:46 TRUTH, cats somehow not having darkvision in the PHB is rly bullshit. We always houseruled them having at least 30 ft of darkvision, partly so there's an actual incentive for druids to wild shape into a cat at night to scout something in a city, it just makes a lot of sense.

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 3 роки тому +66

      It's one of those made for balance mechanical issues where no common sense has been applied

    • @Anna-zi7sx
      @Anna-zi7sx 3 роки тому +108

      Especially cause Tabaxi get night vision cause of their cat eyes

    • @simone8172
      @simone8172 3 роки тому +42

      Yet another case of the unfortunate oversimplication of 5e. As a 3.5e lover, this is a perfect situation for low light vision. Cats can't truly see in pitch blackness, but they can see in super low light *SO* much better than people.

    • @cecileestelle9448
      @cecileestelle9448 2 роки тому +8

      I feel like I would homebrew cats DO have night vision but DON'T have perception advantage under light. (More accurate since cats actually don't see that sharply at certain distances under light.)

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 8 місяців тому +1

      Yep, my rules are cat's have dark vision, and Dragonborn as well.

  • @Harabaz726
    @Harabaz726 6 років тому +1401

    I love it when Sam questions the amount of dice Laura has and she just slams this massive dice bag. I died XD

  • @grimreefer4110
    @grimreefer4110 5 років тому +255

    When Sam shakes his flask back and forth to get a drink I can't help but to see nott doing it

  • @jacquesc0usteau
    @jacquesc0usteau 4 роки тому +1583

    Thank you to: Flando Maltrizian! (Repost of timestamps)
    2:15 Sam finds a guitar (LOOOOOSE)
    10:45 Episode Starts
    14:45 Row your boat
    15:25 Laura is back
    16:45​ Oskar and Guinevere
    19:15 Fancy oarwork
    20:40 Water walking
    24:20 Battle 1
    56:40 Beau Going down
    58:50 Sam works the shaft
    1:11:05 Nott apologizes
    1:14:15 Puzzle 1
    1:22:25 A little bardic inspiration
    1:23:40 Redemption costs a thumb
    1:42:05 Battle 2
    1:58:00 Calebs don’t look at explosions
    1:59:15 Break Starts
    2:11:50 Art Montage
    2:17:15 Break Ends
    2:25:10 Rude detect magic
    2:28:05 Dice measuring contest
    2:38:55 Battle 3
    2:44:20 Slappin the jello
    2:50:15 Sam has cube flashbacks
    2:53:45 Don’t mess with Frumpkin
    2:57:30 Succumb to the cube
    3:01:20 HDYWTDT
    3:02:30 Fjord pours a potion down Jester’s throat
    3:19:35 Yasha knows all
    3:31:40 Caleb’s book face
    3:33:05 Journal Reading

  • @ctlraltdestroy
    @ctlraltdestroy 4 роки тому +605

    Enemies show up:
    Travis: I would like to mage

  • @Jiminat0rr
    @Jiminat0rr 6 років тому +1333

    I have a feeling Liam really wants the Metagaming Pigeon to be an in-game thing, and i wholeheartedly approve

    • @ksdajkfahgdkhsdag
      @ksdajkfahgdkhsdag 6 років тому +15

      He wants to surprise people with every spell and item they get so I doubt it

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 5 років тому +14

      James Cross Matt did literally ask for it to be a thing.

    • @carolyn5943
      @carolyn5943 10 місяців тому

      Isn’t Sam’s company now named Metapigeon or something?

  • @myrixica4222
    @myrixica4222 4 роки тому +749

    "LOOOOOSEEE" And in that one moment Travis was no more, there was only Grog.

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 4 роки тому +51

      In the grim darkness of the recent past, there is only grog

    • @hehehaha-jk8ej
      @hehehaha-jk8ej 3 роки тому +29

      The bartender said there was no beer: there was only Grog. (I’m sorry)

    • @Leaf._the_foliage_man
      @Leaf._the_foliage_man 3 роки тому +2

      @@hehehaha-jk8ej Don't humor yourself, no your not.
      Kida funny tho ngl

    • @Veritas_Boz
      @Veritas_Boz 3 роки тому +2

      There is no Daina, only Grog.

  • @dg674
    @dg674 4 роки тому +756

    1:01:24: Caleb grabs onto Mollymauk without context, Molly just accepts it and pats Caleb's hands lmao

  • @cas2762
    @cas2762 3 роки тому +378

    I love how while they’re discussing what Evocation magic does, everyone’s like “oh yeah it does fire and lightning and elemental stuff” and all very cool with it while Liam is on the side, mumbling as Caleb “it’s killing” and things along that line.

    • @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks
      @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks 3 роки тому +32

      hindsight: oooof

    • @marcellacarter1274
      @marcellacarter1274 Рік тому +8

      Rewatch oof

    • @GewalfofWivia
      @GewalfofWivia Рік тому +13

      Oof for Caleb but Evocation spells actually include all the healing spells as well. Cure Wounds, Healing Word, Heal, and their mass version are all Evocation.

    • @XS_Overlord
      @XS_Overlord Рік тому +3

      ​@@GewalfofWiviahealing should be necromancy imo

    • @henrymartinvo
      @henrymartinvo Рік тому +5

      @@XS_OverlordDepends on how your world interprets healing magic. In base 5e, your evoking the positive energy of the upper planes, which restores and heals. It doesn't have anything to do with death. However, if you want a world where healing magic is actually reversing the injury, turning back the clock on entropy so to speak, that could be considered necromancy in a way

  • @murdomaclachlan
    @murdomaclachlan 6 років тому +1511

    *Molly:* "I've got an idea! I think I know how it works now."
    *Drunk-Nott:* "I don't know how it works and I'm not paying any attention. I'm very drunk."
    I think Sam might be a deity in human form.

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 5 років тому +40

      Trickster god Sam Riegel

    • @someindividual2151
      @someindividual2151 5 років тому +18

      Very late response
      But it would explain his god tier sponsor messages.

    • @TeniBear10
      @TeniBear10 5 років тому +4

      According to Nott in episode 74 he is 😁

    • @pechaberryjuice
      @pechaberryjuice 5 років тому +10

      Don't disrespect our Lord and savior talesin jaffe please.

    • @davidemelotto9135
      @davidemelotto9135 4 роки тому +4

      He Who Is Drunk And Admits It Avoiding Gruesome Domestic Incidents. Truly a God among men.

  • @jaredking5737
    @jaredking5737 5 років тому +475

    Matt Mercer’s witcher knowledge is so good, i love it. Playing the Silver sword theme when they fight monsters, and steel when they fight humans. it’s the best thing

    • @JadeJabberwock
      @JadeJabberwock 4 роки тому +33

      I didn't notice that! But I do get the urge to gamble whenever the Gwent song from witcher 3 comes on, usually when they are in a tavern.

    • @bestkill6888
      @bestkill6888 3 роки тому +2

      Knowing about what Swords Witcher’s use for what creature is basic Witcher Knowledge.

  • @lulubell6440
    @lulubell6440 6 років тому +315

    Laura brings so much positive energy to the show. I'm so glad she's back.

  • @jare3959
    @jare3959 3 роки тому +674

    I love Laura and Liam passive aggressively judging Sam's amateur rogue mistakes.

  • @duncant6364
    @duncant6364 3 роки тому +384

    I feel like “It is sad when ships sink” was one of Liam’s Common Duolingo sentence practices

    • @kariissmol9172
      @kariissmol9172 3 роки тому +28

      Es ist traurig wenn schiffe sinken.

  • @urbanmisfit1097
    @urbanmisfit1097 5 років тому +730

    D&DBeyond: $100 for every Nat1 rolled.
    CritRoll Crew: Look everyone Will Wheaton is joining us as a special guest.
    D&DBeyond: Oh Crap!

    • @autumnkey7058
      @autumnkey7058 3 роки тому +20

      That is hilarious and I do not understand how no one has replied to this comment yet

    • @RushGamma
      @RushGamma 3 роки тому +9

      Wil wheaton is an unfunny asshole

    • @Anna-zi7sx
      @Anna-zi7sx 3 роки тому +8

      That would be so funny

    • @Papayaaa27
      @Papayaaa27 3 роки тому +14

      @@RushGamma regardless he still rolls more nat 1s than my whole party combined

    • @Rowlurorowf
      @Rowlurorowf 3 роки тому

      Thus should've happened

  • @DCimmerian
    @DCimmerian 6 років тому +1360

    Aww they've separated Laura and Sam. This lowers the episode's comedy levels by a minimum of 10%!

    • @PvtVallen
      @PvtVallen 6 років тому +23

      Dr. Cimmerian Im glad tbh, they were getting a bit too loud and disruptive.

    • @dndgeekboy
      @dndgeekboy 6 років тому +149

      @@PvtVallen Know I'm also late to the party, but whaaat? They were the best.

    • @adondriel
      @adondriel 5 років тому +42

      @@dndgeekboy honestly, only ever noticed when I was WATCHING the stream, as opposed to just listening to it. (also it throws off the even-ness of the top and bottom half of the screen, where they used to go male, female male; male, female, male.)

    • @Jay-hf3tx
      @Jay-hf3tx 5 років тому +9

      Dr. Cimmerian i know lol i was sad

    • @unclevivid9028
      @unclevivid9028 5 років тому +4

      Awgieable they probably split them up so they would speak up more?

  • @erebos426
    @erebos426 3 роки тому +452

    Me: I wonder if Nott will remember he has an invisible mage hand that can disarm traps and pick locks from a safe distance this episode.
    Nott an hour in: Oh god theres lots of traps, IM DYING DOWN HERE!!

    • @kasiamleczarska9078
      @kasiamleczarska9078 2 роки тому +53

      she*

    • @JohnVanderbeck
      @JohnVanderbeck 2 роки тому +12

      She also apparently doesn't remember she gave that ring of water walking to Caleb ages ago (and Caleb proceeded to dismantle it for the gemstone)

    • @paulkothgasser6623
      @paulkothgasser6623 Рік тому +26

      That was a random ring from jester originally, I think

    • @LEGOEPIC1
      @LEGOEPIC1 Рік тому +24

      @@JohnVanderbeck Paul's right. I don't know if Nott still has the RoWW, but the ring Caleb dismantled was a pearl ring from jester in order to get a pearl for his identify spell.

    • @NerdHerdForLife
      @NerdHerdForLife Рік тому +7

      @@JohnVanderbeck People generally don't remember things that didn't happen.

  • @tyleratkinson9330
    @tyleratkinson9330 5 років тому +838

    Travis's vicarious excitement of Ashley playing a barbarian is gold

    • @snarglblargn4986
      @snarglblargn4986 4 роки тому +40

      Travis as a player is a god of hyping up everyone

    • @ryanperry4833
      @ryanperry4833 4 роки тому +43

      Ashley was so much impressed with Travis' portrayal as Grog the Barbarian, that she said "I want to be a Barbarian" on air during the first campaign, and she is now a Barbarian.

    • @snarglblargn4986
      @snarglblargn4986 4 роки тому +48

      I love how she portrays it more seething anger than extroverted pure frenzy as grog was. It's a calm "i would like to rage" and i head canon it as "there's a change in her expression...you notice as Yashas jaw clenches, youve seen this before, a flare of hot air steaming from her nostrils as her brow furrows, her eyes narrow and focused solely on her target as Yashas blood begins to boil"

    • @MrK133n
      @MrK133n 3 роки тому +30

      Level 4 Warlock, Level 16 Hypeman

    • @Doodle_Dunce
      @Doodle_Dunce 3 роки тому +15

      I read that like a fuckin spell "Travis vicarious excitement"

  • @DAEsaster
    @DAEsaster 6 років тому +834

    I like how Nat1's are now celebrated half-assedly

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 4 роки тому +5

      Nott1's

    • @jbirkins
      @jbirkins 4 роки тому +9

      I forget who, but someone pledged to donate $100 to a charity for each nat 1 rolled. They have a reason to celebrate them now.

    • @keladwynsolkas
      @keladwynsolkas 3 роки тому +1

      @@jbirkins
      (Edit, correcting previous statement now that I’ve seen the start again) DNDBeyond pledged to donate $100 to 826LA for every Nat1 up to 100 grand, while one of the viewers pledged to match that up to 40k

  • @caseyhullfish1345
    @caseyhullfish1345 5 років тому +999

    "what will the washington football team do when they face the cowboys?"
    " *LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE* "

    • @anaccident12
      @anaccident12 4 роки тому +5

      *LIAR*

    • @THE_Raichu_Stan
      @THE_Raichu_Stan 4 роки тому +31

      I had to replay that bc i could not stop laughing🤣🤣🤩

    • @liadouglas6914
      @liadouglas6914 4 роки тому +21

      I legit forgot Sam was originally from Washington D.C. till that moment

    • @mbaer2630
      @mbaer2630 3 роки тому +8

      As someone who lives 30 minutes away from DC but has half my family in Texas, that moment was great and just reminded me of thanksgiving dinner

  • @shesmiles9881
    @shesmiles9881 2 роки тому +532

    Binging critical role right now has helped my mental health so much. I'm actually truly smiling and laughing for the first time in a long dark while and man does it feel good. Thank you. I don't feel so alone.

    • @wompusslompus5424
      @wompusslompus5424 2 роки тому +22

      A few months back, I was in the same place. It still brings me joy, and yes, you are not alone.

    • @ZeppHead
      @ZeppHead 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah

    • @mddmont
      @mddmont Рік тому +13

      I’m late, but I seriously hope you’re feeling better 💙 I just started watching critical role probably a month or so ago, and though I’m not having a tough time generally, it’s helped me smile on the bad & exhausting days. Here’s to more smiles and laughs my friend!

    • @buddybleeyes
      @buddybleeyes Рік тому +5

      Hope you are doing much better now dude, I was in the exact same boat with the entirety of C1 :)

    • @jeremyrademacher1605
      @jeremyrademacher1605 Рік тому +8

      I'm in the same space, right now. Multiple Thursdays per day is barely maintaining my sanity.

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 6 років тому +240

    2:35:46 Molly unknowingly figuring out exactly what the thing is while Matt is like "yeahsurewhatever"

    • @FRD357
      @FRD357 6 років тому +46

      Matt has a resting Meh-Face

    • @phenjaws569
      @phenjaws569 5 років тому +8

      @@FRD357 that is a hilarious description

  • @Draecon666
    @Draecon666 4 роки тому +464

    I hear "You're getting to the tip of it" and I IMMEDIATELY look at Laura to see if she can control herself. Hint: she cannot.

    • @JtotheMeezy
      @JtotheMeezy 2 роки тому +3

      I beg you, please provide a timestamp

    • @colecooper9151
      @colecooper9151 2 роки тому +8

      ​@@JtotheMeezy 1:29:24

  • @DimiKaye
    @DimiKaye 6 років тому +1854

    "-Oh Oskar...
    -Fjord.
    -Thank you for saving me..~
    -It's Fjord."
    I died!

    • @owlabouteverything2066
      @owlabouteverything2066 5 років тому +7

      When was this?

    • @gamester512
      @gamester512 5 років тому +25

      @@owlabouteverything2066 Right after Fjord gave the unconscious (and dying) Jester a healing potion after the Gelatinous Cube died.

    • @raiankeiji6954
      @raiankeiji6954 4 роки тому +9

      Owlabout Everything 3:02:43

  • @arkbehindblueyes
    @arkbehindblueyes 6 років тому +668

    When either Laura or Sam miss from the show, you can REALLY feel it.

    • @calebabel2571
      @calebabel2571 6 років тому +8

      Agreed

    • @kripposoft
      @kripposoft 6 років тому +38

      Marisha too (because it gets so much better)

    • @yujfromspace2169
      @yujfromspace2169 6 років тому +148

      kripposoft this comment section would be so much better without you as well!!

    • @Ashsoro
      @Ashsoro 6 років тому +8

      +kripposoft too cold

    • @lgbtorion
      @lgbtorion 2 роки тому

      🙄🙄🙄

  • @DAEsaster
    @DAEsaster 6 років тому +333

    "I feel guilty for having Needs!"
    Same, honestly

  • @joaovitorpires3184
    @joaovitorpires3184 Рік тому +210

    Reposting cuz it's too far down
    credits: Flando Maltrizian
    2:15 Sam finds a guitar (LOOOOOSE)
    10:45 Episode Starts
    14:45 Row your boat
    15:25 Laura is back
    16:45 Oskar and Guinevere
    19:15 Fancy oarwork
    20:40 Water walking
    24:20 Battle 1
    56:40 Beau Going down
    58:50 Sam works the shaft
    1:11:05 Nott apologizes
    1:14:15 Puzzle 1
    1:22:25 A little bardic inspiration
    1:23:40 Redemption costs a thumb
    1:42:05 Battle 2
    1:58:00 Calebs don’t look at explosions
    1:59:15 Break Starts
    2:11:50 Art Montage
    2:17:15 Break Ends
    2:25:10 Rude detect magic
    2:28:05 Dice measuring contest
    2:38:55 Battle 3
    2:44:20 Slappin the jello
    2:50:15 Sam has cube flashbacks
    2:53:45 Don’t mess with Frumpkin
    2:57:30 Succumb to the cube
    3:01:20 HDYWTDT
    3:02:30 Fjord pours a potion down Jester’s throat
    3:19:35 Yasha knows all
    3:31:40 Caleb’s book face
    3:33:05 Journal Reading

  • @danvetti8527
    @danvetti8527 5 років тому +346

    Liam is having so much damn fun this episode and thats always one of my favorite things to see

  • @gabthegreat01
    @gabthegreat01 6 років тому +370

    "Ashley has more dice then Laura,"
    that's gotta be one of my favorite moments on the show!

  • @gemmydoadance1593
    @gemmydoadance1593 6 років тому +767

    Travis screaming LOOOOOSE made me fuKCIN choke thANKS SAM FOR FACILITATING THAT

    • @Vastspartan
      @Vastspartan 6 років тому

      Gemmy Doadance when

    • @oribennett6520
      @oribennett6520 6 років тому +7

      VastSpartan during the folk song at the beginning

    • @JustPlayTheGame76
      @JustPlayTheGame76 6 років тому +2

      That. Was awesome. lol

    • @TiliaCordata
      @TiliaCordata 6 років тому +15

      Yeah, the song was cute and it made me smile, but Travis's screaming almost made me spit my drink. I've re-watched it several times. It was gold. Such rage! ❤

  • @jackmc821
    @jackmc821 3 роки тому +483

    I don’t know why, but every episode it seems like Sam’s flask gets bigger and bigger

    • @slywolfe
      @slywolfe 3 роки тому +33

      I think you're onto something lol

    • @Matty13808
      @Matty13808 2 роки тому +32

      This comment aged beautifully

    • @oakenshadow6763
      @oakenshadow6763 2 роки тому +12

      About that... >XD

    • @picklejho69
      @picklejho69 Рік тому +10

      Laughs in campaign three

    • @jondoe8014
      @jondoe8014 Рік тому +2

      Flask of drinking evergrowth.
      The more you drink from it the bigger it gets.

  • @enriquecodagnone3000
    @enriquecodagnone3000 5 років тому +426

    Give the ring of water walking to Yasha, she can drag the boats while walking.

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 4 роки тому +25

      this should've been canon

    • @Kaminkaese
      @Kaminkaese 3 роки тому +2

      @@thelastcube. this should be written down in the PHB 🤣

  • @harryconstant9666
    @harryconstant9666 6 років тому +360

    Can someone make a supercut of Sam’s d n d beyond promos? I need it for reasons.

  • @tobydrago
    @tobydrago 5 років тому +477

    fjord: is there anything around here that looks like a staff
    bo (with a staff on her back): i dunno, lemmie look around

    • @cussundriakneal9904
      @cussundriakneal9904 5 років тому +41

      Lol, honestly, that would've been me. "Got a perfectly good rod-like-stick on my back, but imma look for somethin' else because i don't want to lose my stick'.

    • @kaskarden491
      @kaskarden491 4 роки тому +15

      I mean he probably meant something that would act as a key and I don't think Beau's staff would be able to do that as it's not the correct key

    • @Azo_AE
      @Azo_AE 4 роки тому +8

      Nott doesn’t have any of her sticks on her too?

    • @noodle13_91
      @noodle13_91 4 роки тому +5

      I was thinking maybe they use one of the arrows from the trapped hallway

    • @verybarebones
      @verybarebones 3 роки тому +3

      Same energy as me looking for the glasses that I'm currently wearing

  • @Kalah_
    @Kalah_ 3 роки тому +82

    2:28:10
    Sam: "We've discovered that Ashley has more dice than Laura."
    Laura: (puts a literally football-sized bag of dice on the table)

  • @babyyeti2540
    @babyyeti2540 6 років тому +442

    So cats don’t have dark vision yet to Tabaxi do? OK 5E, whatever you say.

    • @5oundOfVictory
      @5oundOfVictory 6 років тому +11

      I think you're forgetting that it's still a game, and mechanics are a thing for a reason. There are many contradictory things in every edition of DnD (and pathfinder) that don't make sense, but are the way they are for the sake of how it plays out mechanically.

    • @phenjaws569
      @phenjaws569 5 років тому +49

      @@5oundOfVictory some other examples include: padded armor giving disadvantage on stealth even though it would be better than leather, spears not being finesse even though you need more dexterity than strength to use one properly, half plate giving disadvantage despite its description suggesting that the plates wouldn't collide or scrape against each other, some spells that should probably be concentration not being so, and the existence of ring mail, it is objectively worse than any other armor type in the game, the name would more accurately describe chainmail, and what the rules describe it as makes no sense in addition to being the only armor neither based on history nor a typical fantasy trope
      (Edit: and that's just the player's handbook)

    • @5oundOfVictory
      @5oundOfVictory 5 років тому +3

      @@phenjaws569 Why would leather armor be chosen as an option if padded armor didn't give disadvantage on stealth? Giving a reach weapon finesse would make the stat even more OP than it already is, and completely rule out the use of rapiers, shortswords, scimitars, etc. Also, you now have a 10ft reach d10 damage die with sneak attack. I do agree that 5e is a bit heavy on disadvantage and advantage instead of just flat bonuses (like -2 or whatever) which would be a bit more forgiving, and make more sense. Spellcasters also got huge buffs in 5e compared to previous editions, and some spells requiring concentration that don't could really waste a lot of potential in caster classes.
      But the ringmail thing, I 100% agree with you, same with half plate (though I'd impose a -3 to stealth, rather than disadvantage, because the idea is that a metal plate banging against something exterior (like a rock or table) is gonna make more noise than leather bumping into the same thing.

    • @phenjaws569
      @phenjaws569 5 років тому +20

      @@5oundOfVictory I wasn't saying that these things didn't make sense aside from ring mail, I was listing examples of rules that are there to balance the game but aren't as realistic as some others, I completely understand why everything but ring mail is the way that it is, although making it so that leather armor has a 12 AC and studded leather has 13 would make padded armor more of an option, but I understand why they didn't do that, because if they had it like that, someone who rolled a high dexterity score would have equal or greater protection compared to chainmail (assuming they rolled 16 or 18 on dex and/or played an elf, raising the score to an 18 or 20) which would make the game at least a little less balanced, so I understand the mechanical reasons that these things are the way they are in Dungeons and Dragons, I was listing examples of other rules that aren't very realistic but make the game more fun (although given that padded armor is objectively worse than leather armor [which, again most classes start with] makes its presence a little superfluous as literally every other set of armor is better including what you start with)

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 5 років тому +10

      I guess maybe the argument is that a familiar is technically a minor spirit and not the actual animal it takes the form of. Still bullshit though imho.

  • @HalfTangible
    @HalfTangible 5 років тому +151

    You can put things INSIDE the gelatinous cube mini?!
    THAT IS SO FREAKING COOL

    • @MrK133n
      @MrK133n 3 роки тому +2

      I want one!

  • @alyfio
    @alyfio 6 років тому +971

    *Timestamps from Flando Maltrizian.*
    2:15 Sam finds a guitar (LOOOOOSE)
    10:45 Episode Starts
    14:45 Row your boat
    15:25 Laura is back
    16:45 Oskar and Guinevere
    19:15 Fancy oarwork
    20:40 Water walking
    24:20 Battle 1
    56:40 Beau Going down
    58:50 Sam works the shaft
    1:11:05 Nott apologizes
    1:14:15 Puzzle 1
    1:22:25 A little bardic inspiration
    1:23:40 Redemption costs a thumb
    1:42:05 Battle 2
    1:58:00 Calebs don’t look at explosions
    1:59:15 Break Starts
    2:11:50 Art Montage
    2:17:15 Break Ends
    2:25:10 Rude detect magic
    2:28:05 Dice measuring contest
    2:38:55 Battle 3
    2:44:20 Slappin the jello
    2:50:15 Sam has cube flashbacks
    2:53:45 Don’t mess with Frumpkin
    2:57:30 Succumb to the cube
    3:01:20 HDYWTDT
    3:02:30 Fjord pours a potion down Jester’s throat
    3:19:35 Yasha knows all
    3:31:40 Caleb’s book face
    3:33:05 Journal Reading
    Between Twitch and UA-cam, live viewership of this episode peaked around 59,000 people. The in-game start day for the episode was the 20th of month Fessurian 835 PD. Sam’a flask says “FART”
    If you’re the kind of person who wants to see the Critical Role team in person at a convention, but hasn’t been able to yet, you might be interested in Critical Scope. This UA-cam channel films and posts panels and interviews from the cast so you’ll always know when someone accidentally lets a character detail slip. They recently posted a talk with Matt about his role in the D&D resurgence. Check it out.
    Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

  • @ajkcool
    @ajkcool 3 роки тому +768

    You can tell Liam DMs because as soon as the cube comes down he's like "Oh we are so fucked."

    • @I_hate_card_games
      @I_hate_card_games 2 роки тому +21

      This filled me with great joy, his reactions to cool things always get me hyped

    • @Alche_mist
      @Alche_mist 2 роки тому +27

      To that regard, I have just started watching (from the beginning of Mighty Nein) and I find joy how they meet the most iconic monsters of DnD. As of now, they fought Gnolls, Manticore (but I'd consider that iconic elsewhere, not that much in DnD), Imps, Phase Spider and Gelatinous Cube.

    • @troubadour0663
      @troubadour0663 2 роки тому +3

      Or he just reads the player's handbook too much.

    • @a_wild_Kirillian
      @a_wild_Kirillian 2 роки тому +19

      @@troubadour0663, the cube isn't in the PHB

    • @Mykonoidz
      @Mykonoidz Рік тому +12

      He does DM. Not sure if you watched campaign 1 but he runs a one shot at times when people are busy with other things and they don’t have most of the group.

  • @Troommate
    @Troommate 6 років тому +1049

    How many more drinks until Nott gets poison resistance? XD

  • @eliot8103
    @eliot8103 4 роки тому +790

    Liam: It is sad when ships sink
    Me, who was rooting for Vax and Gilmore for the entirety of campaign one: 👁👄👁

  • @Spullap
    @Spullap 4 роки тому +707

    Laura - "How do you kill a gelatinous qube?!"
    Liam - "You die."

    • @wouldiwasshookspeared4087
      @wouldiwasshookspeared4087 2 роки тому +1

      Question, regarding gqs, can you score a crit on them? I remember not being able to in previous editions for a very good reason (no discernible anatomy) but I can't seem to find confirmation of that in regards to 5e.

    • @Spullap
      @Spullap 2 роки тому

      @@wouldiwasshookspeared4087 I'm pretty sure you can in 5e. But I'm not 100% sure

    • @Mykonoidz
      @Mykonoidz Рік тому +4

      @@Spullap unless the monster description for it says it. I’m assuming you can. Unless some DM’s go by old rules (if not in 5e)

  • @TheArchEvilAngel
    @TheArchEvilAngel 3 роки тому +435

    Matt's struggle to maintain a poker face after Marisha says she likes to go down is hilarious. I love it!

    • @madisoncarroll9011
      @madisoncarroll9011 Рік тому +13

      I like the little smirk he has after she says it 😂

    • @HiItsMars
      @HiItsMars Рік тому +7

      @@madisoncarroll9011 “yeah she does 😏” 😂

    • @Bodharas
      @Bodharas Рік тому +3

      @@HiItsMars that is "what she said"

  • @radcircles3642
    @radcircles3642 6 років тому +200

    Sam’s escalation of how he does his DnD Beyond ad gives me life.

  • @oOoOBabydollOoOo
    @oOoOBabydollOoOo 6 років тому +569

    Laura looks like she’s wearing one of Travis’s shirts my god those two are incredibly adorable

    • @awesomeman8385
      @awesomeman8385 5 років тому +15

      Wasn't she currently trying to hide that she's pregnant. So she's wearing baggy cloths?

    • @porcelainstarrs7283
      @porcelainstarrs7283 5 років тому +74

      Awesome Man She had announced her pregnancy about 3 or 4 episodes back. I honestly think she’s just wearing Travis’ shirt because she wanted to. 😭💖

    • @Wookie_oo7
      @Wookie_oo7 5 років тому +19

      @@awesomeman8385 That ship had sailed by this time, before they did though Sam was pivotal as a baby shield, but they had already announced it about ten episodes prior

    • @AllHailSp00nRiver
      @AllHailSp00nRiver 4 роки тому +10

      She probably wears it because it is super comfy.

  • @Beerbones928
    @Beerbones928 6 років тому +198

    The pervyness of this episode is only topped by that time Vax was talking to Percy in the bathtub, and Vex was there too. *good times*

  • @AntiArmedWierdo
    @AntiArmedWierdo Рік тому +171

    1:54:18 did… did travis just remember his wife’s medication schedule and send it down on a quiet chain down the group so she could have it?? My damn heart❤

    • @kevinfeagan6008
      @kevinfeagan6008 Рік тому +19

      Thanks for pointing this out. Makes me happy to see it!

    • @SkilesHasFun
      @SkilesHasFun Рік тому +15

      Travis is 100% husband goals. I hope to be half the husband he is for someone someday.

  • @XcZeus3469
    @XcZeus3469 5 років тому +138

    The shaft description scene brings up such great memories "The shaft curves to the right..."
    *Laura starts giggling uncontrollably*
    "Not from her perspective"

    • @kaipoland3174
      @kaipoland3174 3 роки тому +1

      this moment lives rent free in my brain XD

  • @josied2009
    @josied2009 4 роки тому +141

    My favorite moment in the whole campaign "MY CAT!!" That was the best

  • @thegentleman9437
    @thegentleman9437 5 років тому +173

    They've been feared in the 80s. And till this day, we still fight gelatinous cubes in dungeons :)

    • @FrostyTheSnowPickle
      @FrostyTheSnowPickle 3 роки тому +6

      D&D - The game where everyone’s scared of Jell-O.

    • @nem0men_901
      @nem0men_901 3 роки тому +1

      Dungeons and gelatinous cubes

  • @claudiacraft9429
    @claudiacraft9429 4 роки тому +171

    Travis shooting Laura a pouty face when she starts coughing Bc she feels bad is the most precious thing

  • @KebinFever
    @KebinFever 4 роки тому +50

    “Where do you... why?” Sums up Beau and Calebs relationship perfectly

  • @TheEquas
    @TheEquas 6 років тому +468

    Fun fact will-o'-the-wisp is "feu follet" in french that come from latin "ignis fatuus" meaning "feu bouffon" or "jester fire" in english.

    • @BRoyce69
      @BRoyce69 5 років тому +50

      C'est bon ca!
      Mais, en anglias on dit "fool's fire" pour le translation de "ignis fatuus" , Mais en anglias "a jester is a 'fool', but a fool isn't always a jester". Mais pout le temps c'est probablemet le definition de 'fool=jester' car in synonym initialment etait "jack o' lantern", Mais aujourd'hui ce best pas le definition de jack o lantern; ces les citrouille lantern
      Pour fool vs jester
      C'est comme in carré et un rectangle, un est les deux en même temps, Mais in rectangle ce nest pas un carré (nessisairment).
      Bonne chances avec Les sous-titre, mon gars

    • @Basicallydirt
      @Basicallydirt 5 років тому +31

      @@BRoyce69 i cant read that it it looks smart so take a like

    • @minoena
      @minoena 4 роки тому +37

      Darius Dahmen
      What they said is actually very smart!
      The top comment states will-o-wisp is feu follet in French, which comes from the Latin “ignis fatuus” which when put to French is “feu bouffon” which in English is “jester fire”.
      The French person replying is saying that ignis fatuus in English is “fools fire” and that jester and fool are used interchangeably, so much so that they became synonymous.
      So back then they used to call jack-o’-lanterns “ignis fatuus” and initially fool/jester was kinda like synonymous with jack o lanterns. But today the best definition of jack o lantern in French is different, just like it’s not “feu bouffon” and it’s now “feu follet”.
      For fool vs jester, it’s like a square and a rectangle. Basically they’re used mostly interchangeably and nobody is like really going to care if you say square versus rectangle. It’s not a big deal. But a square isn’t a rectangle still. It’s for clarification so things don’t get so lost in translation.
      And then they say thanks for the subtitles.
      My translation guarantee you isn’t perfect but I did study French for a bit. Hope it helps. There’s definitely a lot of layers information wise.

    • @diegowolfe2744
      @diegowolfe2744 4 роки тому +16

      I love learning about words and where they originate and such, this is a great comment thank you all

    • @naunau311
      @naunau311 4 роки тому

      @@shortkyuu7390 Joining you in reanimating this comment for no reason: the person that commented is definitely not french (And I say that as a french person) lots of flaws (such as some of the genders of the words) some weird commas out of nowhere and also overall writing
      And there I am still trying to piece together why that person went through all of that trouble to write that comment in french. And I don't have an answer. And I'm disappointed.

  • @louie5647
    @louie5647 6 років тому +578

    2:53:40 when Liam goes “my cAT”

  • @jgamer2228
    @jgamer2228 3 роки тому +508

    Travis telling his wife “don’t read into it” is so funny

    • @localcryptid42
      @localcryptid42 Рік тому +4

      *telling Laura.
      She has a name

    • @harmlesshawk1794
      @harmlesshawk1794 Рік тому +67

      ​@@localcryptid42Obviously, but the point of the comment was that it's amusing to imply to your spouse that "you don't need to look into romantic context".

    • @rmcbean5699
      @rmcbean5699 Рік тому

      @@localcryptid42 You are such a moron, good lord.

    • @OmnipotenceZERO
      @OmnipotenceZERO 11 місяців тому

      shut up@@localcryptid42

    • @WigglyBro
      @WigglyBro 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@localcryptid42 Oh, one of _those_ people. You're making the subtle implication that there's misogyny afoot (don't deny it, the whole argument on what is a more appropriate labeling borders on the debate of misogyny) because somebody referred to a woman as a man's wife -- which isn't inaccurate and should be considered an honor just as it would be for him to be a husband, but I doubt you go around correcting people, more specifically women, when she refers to a man as a husband rather than by birth name. And, yeah, I see men being called as "(proper noun here)'s husband" all the time.
      There's nothing wrong with saying "Travis's wife" nor "Laura's husband."

  • @francistein
    @francistein 6 років тому +200

    That must have been the most disgusting Armor of Agathys as the liquified remains of the gelatinous cube where drawn into Fjord's figure

    • @israelgalindo4800
      @israelgalindo4800 5 років тому +40

      Let's ignore the sewer armor

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 5 років тому +19

      @@israelgalindo4800 Shit happens.

  • @stickginge
    @stickginge 6 років тому +131

    I like how Liam keeps info to his character sometimes, I mean when you are all sitting next to each you don’t get to keep many secrets unless in this case mercer tells them to leave.

  • @kemvaros5031
    @kemvaros5031 6 років тому +127

    Even though he isnt the most experienced player in the world, Sam Riegel, is probably one of the best and most entertaining players in the world. I just love that man.

    • @trinity6302
      @trinity6302 4 роки тому +8

      He manages to fool us all asking all the time "SURVIVAL?? wE hAvE nEvEr UsEd ThAt!" But let's not forget that he has managed to play even Matt Mercer and subvert his expectations, on multiple ocasions, in Campaign 1.

    • @thatsmuggamer
      @thatsmuggamer 4 роки тому +5

      @@trinity6302 “that’s why I got closer!”

    • @ikekobrinsky5517
      @ikekobrinsky5517 4 роки тому +3

      I was blown away when he casted feather on Fjord after the wisps!!

  • @trynt_xasan
    @trynt_xasan 3 роки тому +40

    Laura’s face when Matt is describing fjord “pulling out a rod” is perfect

  • @gavinburke9671
    @gavinburke9671 6 років тому +160

    25:53 of course Sam knows "ein, zwei, drei" because he's Mephisto in Blue Exorcist and he says it almost every episode

    • @MasumiSeike
      @MasumiSeike 4 роки тому +12

      THAT's why it was so familiar how he said it O__O

    • @karmicpopcorn6440
      @karmicpopcorn6440 4 роки тому +1

      I have no idea what was said 😂 but everyone in my generation could count to 3 in german because of def leppard

    • @starryest6730
      @starryest6730 4 роки тому +4

      Blue exorcist was immediately what I thought of when they started counting - so glad i found this comment, i never knew he voiced a character in one of my fav animes as a kid!! Now i gotta go back and watch it haha

    • @padenbang7375
      @padenbang7375 2 роки тому

      Pretty sure they're quoting Cool runnings.

  • @Hawk21480
    @Hawk21480 5 років тому +233

    *NO MORE DICK JOKES! FOCUS ON THE CUBE!!!!*
    One of the best lines ever lol

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 5 років тому +4

      For others 2:38:59