A HFY Story : The Humans Poke Back | 2258 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2024

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  • @AgroSquerril
    @AgroSquerril  11 місяців тому +55

    If you are an Author and would like me to narrate your stuff , Send me a message on Reddit (u/Agrosquerril) with permission and I will add you to the pool of authors I pull stories from. (no Guarantees )

    • @peterbernier7461
      @peterbernier7461 11 місяців тому +1

      Personally I would appreciate it if you would lose that blue light.
      I very much like your reading style as well as the stories you choose.

    • @niytash
      @niytash 11 місяців тому

      Do you only read fiction?
      Would you be willing to narrate the terra papers?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  11 місяців тому +2

      @@niytash Yup only fiction , will look into the Terra Papers

    • @gr1mzamarr
      @gr1mzamarr 10 місяців тому

      Bring back the fishtank your face takes away the power of the story...

    • @gr1mzamarr
      @gr1mzamarr 10 місяців тому

      Bring back the fishtank your face takes away the power of the story...

  • @TJCID22
    @TJCID22 11 місяців тому +57

    Humanity: "That's not a knife. THIS is a knife."

  • @oscarphillips3654
    @oscarphillips3654 11 місяців тому +68

    honestly, I had expected the human's first volley to be kinetic rail/coilgun rounds ah-la Halo possibly tipped with all kinds of spicy surprises like a Casaba howitzer payload to break or penetrate enemy shields. but a giant laser focused through a gravity lens would also get the job done as well and could potentially allow the beam to be at least somewhat gimbaled so in theory at least a spinal mount Main laser could be walked onto the target if it initially missed.

    • @riverraven7359
      @riverraven7359 11 місяців тому +6

      Depending on the degree of control the engineer has and the strength of the reactors, if those gravitic lenses were projecting the field outwards rather than just creating a gravitic halo to fire the laser through you could potentially have a sleeve of gravity distortion surrounding the beam. That would add g force impact damage to the target as well as thermal energy transfer from the laser. Imagine a bunker buster bomb, the hard outer casing punches through the armour while the core explodes inside to wreck the internal volume. In this case gravity rips the Hull plating while the laser melts the internal bulkheads and ships systems. Not to mention the effects on biology...

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 11 місяців тому +47

    I have to agree with the Ambassador though. Somebody knew what was coming and had made preparations for it while allowing innocents to die. Unfortunately, that happens more often than most of us know or would want too.

    • @larrythompson8630
      @larrythompson8630 11 місяців тому

      So another Pearl Harbor?

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 11 місяців тому +9

      Possibly, though I wouldn't count how quickly the fleet was assembled as proof. Humans can do things *very* quickly when properly motivated.

    • @merlinathrawes746
      @merlinathrawes746 11 місяців тому +3

      @@brigidtheirish True, but given the Ambassador's reaction, he had a pretty good idea how long it should take to recommission the reserve fleets and in his opinion it happened too quickly.

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 11 місяців тому +9

      @@merlinathrawes746 He also wouldn't be the first person to be certain about something and also wrong. I've just seen too many wild conspiracy theories that revolve around "they did it too fast."

    • @OzzyBoganTech
      @OzzyBoganTech 11 місяців тому

      Yep 👍 like right now

  • @Twokeeshonds
    @Twokeeshonds 11 місяців тому +85

    Your narrations are exceptional. Hollywood needs to hire you to be in some of these stories. Keep up the good fight, my friend.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  11 місяців тому +15

      glad you enjoyed

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 11 місяців тому +4

      No, not Hollyweird. They don't deserve him.

    • @Twokeeshonds
      @Twokeeshonds 11 місяців тому +1

      @@WorldWalker128 probably right with that, lol

    • @TJCID22
      @TJCID22 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Twokeeshonds Not Hollyweird! They'd ruin him!

    • @Headloser
      @Headloser 10 місяців тому

      I completely agree. He does has a rare ability to engage the story to the audiences.

  • @jukkiivi4282
    @jukkiivi4282 11 місяців тому +38

    Humans Xenocede Back!
    For the Algorithm! For the Author! For the Narrator! For the Beard!

  • @colleens1107
    @colleens1107 9 місяців тому +31

    New Tattooine? Yup Star Wars nerds in the distant future CONFIRMED

    • @edparagonpc
      @edparagonpc 6 місяців тому +3

      It would surprise me a bit if some nerd hasn't already named a planet new tattoine. I sure would!

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 2 місяці тому

      Probably as a nickname but it wouldn’t fit the offucal baking schemes
      Think of the story of the kid discovery wolftopia but nasa changed its name to TOI 1338 b

  • @ghostbear177
    @ghostbear177 11 місяців тому +198

    Gentlemen?!?! Where's the real Agro foul dopelganger?

    • @cruallassar7428
      @cruallassar7428 11 місяців тому +31

      Not five seconds in and I’m thinking, “No. this is wrong.”

    • @deathbedquestion
      @deathbedquestion 11 місяців тому +4

      Yeah derp!

    • @deathbedquestion
      @deathbedquestion 11 місяців тому +31

      Mentlegents revolt!
      We run around in circles chanting "DERP DERP DERP!"

    • @rybread3981
      @rybread3981 11 місяців тому +22

      ​@@deathbedquestionoh shit, I've been running in squares

    • @badpop987
      @badpop987 11 місяців тому +9

      @@rybread3981they make padded rooms square just to mess with us. Cut the corners equally to run in circles and foil their evil mind bending plots!

  • @darwinskeeper421
    @darwinskeeper421 11 місяців тому +12

    You can call me what you want, but I'm still a mentalgent at heart. Lovely story and narration, as always.

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 11 місяців тому +12

    Thank you for the video. Yet another excellent edition of, "The aliens F'd around, so now they'll find out."

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 11 місяців тому +16

    Having been in the Navy I'm aware of the concept of a reserve fleet. The biggest problem is in manning the ships if/when needed.

    • @larrythompson8630
      @larrythompson8630 11 місяців тому +1

      You did catch that in vacuums of space they were 95% ready to go in hours. Plus with automation instead of thousands of crew needed. It sounded like a few dozen to a hundred per ship.

    • @merlinathrawes746
      @merlinathrawes746 11 місяців тому +8

      @@larrythompson8630 I'm very aware of the difference between a wet Navy and a space Navy. Even with automation, crews need training (which takes time) and consumables need to be supplied. Not just food and water, but atmosphere, fuel, ammunition (or it's collarairies). Then there's the system checks, making sure there's no damage from micrometeorites, updating computer and navigation systems, literally tens of thousands (or more) of things that need to be done and/or checked before they can leave orbit and get underway. But I suspect the biggest holdup would be crew. Given that the Navy was down to a hundred frigates and they were fielding several times that, not counting the parasites, even borrowing from the merchant fleet, crews need training.

    • @henrihamalainen300
      @henrihamalainen300 11 місяців тому +6

      @@merlinathrawes746 It sounded like they were intentionally having way more crew on frigates than actually needed if they added all the automation. That way it was possibly to keep large amounts of trained crew on payroll just in case they needed to bring out the big guns. Might cost a bit but still cheaper than having big ships operational all the time and faster than having to train new crews in emergency situation.

  • @aRealAndHumanManThing
    @aRealAndHumanManThing 8 місяців тому +1

    To be honest, I'm not even a big fan of those stories. But the narrating is just on a whole other level, and my adhd is pleased, so I started to watch your vids again. Hope your voice continues to recover well

  • @Yistern
    @Yistern 11 місяців тому +17

    Like pissing sunlight on a cluster of ants through a magnifying lens.

    • @roberine7241
      @roberine7241 8 місяців тому +1

      quite accurate given the fact we are talking about lasers here

    • @itzwizory9556
      @itzwizory9556 5 місяців тому

      Oh Doctor Eggman must've been the main engineer of humanity in this story

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 11 місяців тому +14

    nooooooooooooo! it can't end until the hanth have been eradicated from the galaxy. more stories please [note there is some bonus material on the reddit. unfortunately the 2nd bonus scene is largely a repeat of the first bonus scene atm]
    thanks for the narration sir

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon 11 місяців тому +13

    Great story; Excellent narration! I hope this story has a sequel or two!

    • @ironwolfF1
      @ironwolfF1 11 місяців тому +1

      This, fortunately, is one part of an on-going (I suspect...) series that's being presented in a disjointed fashion.
      I commend Agro for the reading, but a rethink on his part might in order so as to this chain of stories credit.

  • @Quiras2
    @Quiras2 11 місяців тому +3

    I love the different voices you incorporate in the reading! Great job!

  • @brianjuergensmeyer8809
    @brianjuergensmeyer8809 11 місяців тому +9

    I shall proudly wear the title of Mentalgent until I shuffle off this mortal coil! However, we still need to get the algorithm involved.

  • @lrmackmcbride7498
    @lrmackmcbride7498 11 місяців тому +23

    The lensing problem is why railguns are better weapons. At light speed and space ranges even tiny adjustments mean a miss rather rail gun or laser. Rail/coil guns can be fired with grapeshot packages and a centimeter sized ball bearing moving at 99% light will penetrate hundreds of meters of matter and with a grapeshot package can cover a nice radius reducing misses.

    • @larrythompson8630
      @larrythompson8630 11 місяців тому

      But the danger days to months later. Unless caught by a gravity well. Those rail gun projectiles could travel for hundreds of light years. Being pulled off course by mild gravity wells of planets, moons. A laser. Even finally focused to be deadly at 4 light minutes. By 20 light minutes hardly enough to harm your eyes with basic shield. By a light year the most sophisticated equipment might notice it.

    • @kuhljager2429
      @kuhljager2429 11 місяців тому +9

      While i am a fan of kinetics in space, they do have a glaring issue of needing a backstop. Energy weapons with a lensing issue wont kill something 1k Km behind your target. A railgun will. To quote Mass Effect:
      "This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class Dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means: Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space! (...) I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty! Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'till it hits something! That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime!"
      you up those numbers to just shy of lightspeed, and you start cracking planets -- by mistake -- if you miss. I love "slow" kinetics, but the super hyper velocity stuff just isnt useful against anything that manuvers, unless you have some sort of shell-self destruct built in (Like C-RAM shells do)

    • @cubiusblockus3973
      @cubiusblockus3973 11 місяців тому +3

      Kenetic weapons also have the added disadvantage of MASS.... You require ammunition to fire, that ammo is MASS.
      Adding mass to anything, lowers is agility.
      A kenetic fleet would be hulking, monsterous and slow.

    • @Darqshadow
      @Darqshadow 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@cubiusblockus3973 which is why you have dedicated ships for them, basically artillery vessels putting the hurt down in the opening stages. Maybe even parked out with the Carriers and some point defence platforms so no one gets the idea of charging the guns

    • @thoriated
      @thoriated 11 місяців тому +2

      Another issue with kinetic weapons is recoil. The energy put into the projectile also needs to absorbed by the launching ship. Equal and opposite. The hotter the projectile, the sturdier the gun mount needs to be. Rocket assisted, self guided projectiles could be used, like current artillery. More expensive than a "dumb" projectile, but less than a missile, and nearly as effective.

  • @edhenderson1655
    @edhenderson1655 3 місяці тому

    I love the story! I must say though, the part about calculating a firing solution for the main energy weapons and the need to take the speed of light v/s the distance to the target in light minutes, the target course and speed, all into account when aiming the main energy weapons and the need to use all that to be able to calculate the point to aim at where your target WOULD be in space instead of where it WAS when you fired, all of that is VERY reminiscent of the exact same problem American WW-II submarines had in calculating and aiming their torpedos at where the enemy ship WOULD be at when the torpedos arrived instead of when they were when the torpedos were fired. Instead of the quantum coprocessor in the story, the WW-II American subs used a (then) state of the art electro-mechanical analog computer called the Torpedo Data Computer (TDC) to process fire control solutions using target distance, speed, target course and target angle of travel relative to the sub's travel, plus torpedo speed.....very similar to the quantum coprocessor computer in the story. And in both cases, any course corrections by the target would throw off the targeting and firing solution. And like in the story, that's why ships in WW-II often sailed an evasive and unpredictable zig-zag course to throw off hunting subs. I absolutely laughed at the short message in the story "Fumigation successful" to report victory, lol.

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke 11 місяців тому +3

    Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

  • @Furzkampfbomber
    @Furzkampfbomber 4 місяці тому

    Message to Wing Commander: Get those filthy Kilrathi out of my sky and... oh, wait, wrong story. Got a bit sentimental at those words.

  • @Candleknight
    @Candleknight 5 місяців тому +1

    Ooooo. That gives me a cool idea for space combat!
    You could have close-to-star battles and use the gravity lenses from this story to instead focus huge areas of sunlight down into solar death beams.
    With a big enough gravity lense array, you could possibly even use it as a system-wide defense weapon.
    That's cool! Imagine a semi-dyson swarm of focusing arrays, able to briefly direct the entire output of a star to a single target!
    Or have the array split up and multi-target.
    Almost like using your home star as a super powerful laser turret!

    • @Sutskoen
      @Sutskoen 2 місяці тому

      I will try to find the name of the story, but there was one, where humanity did basically that.
      At first thought, I believe it was something like, "our attack was unfortunate"
      Edit, title was perfected

  • @imopman
    @imopman 10 місяців тому +1

    Excellent speaking voices, subscribed.

  • @lumberluc
    @lumberluc 8 місяців тому +1

    "We decided to use their own landing pad."
    Clearly someone's a rookie.

    • @roberine7241
      @roberine7241 8 місяців тому +3

      I mean this almost feels like the galaxy has a "book of war rules" all of them follow to a degree that forbids the use of for example traps
      and this is essentially someone used to show fights getting into a bar brawl

  • @drthmik
    @drthmik 11 місяців тому +18

    Kinda disappointed that the best part of the battle was skipped

  • @CharlesFroehler
    @CharlesFroehler 11 місяців тому +6

    I would have left the flagship with no engines or weapons, leaving comms and life support; let Admiral Deertick float there and think about what he's done for a while.

  • @spartus1128
    @spartus1128 7 місяців тому

    I wish more stories like this were turned into shows and movies.

  • @timothyferrelli8274
    @timothyferrelli8274 11 місяців тому +2

    The dreadnought ships had glasses.

  • @pattibakshi8662
    @pattibakshi8662 10 місяців тому +2

    Need a continuation please

  • @YoshiTheWise
    @YoshiTheWise 10 місяців тому +1

    In my experience there are two kinds of artists. The kind that do art for the love of art and they don’t care what you do with it. And the kind who want to make money with their art and want everyone to psychically know that they made every piece they post.

  • @ts25679
    @ts25679 11 місяців тому +7

    All that wasted time on a build up to know where. At least the author could have described the first shots and their enemies reactions. It's like they don't understand the joy of seeing your enemies finding out after all the fing around they were doing.

  • @markeustace199
    @markeustace199 10 місяців тому +1

    I'D love to see this bloke do one of the old M.R James ghost stories for Christmas, just been listening to the 1st rate BBC versions done by Sir Christopher Lee ~ brilliant stuff a chara slan go foill!

  • @barelyasurvivor1257
    @barelyasurvivor1257 11 місяців тому

    Another great reading of a great story

  • @Headloser
    @Headloser 9 місяців тому

    The broadcaster sure know how to add special effect to his speech.

  • @scotthinger6397
    @scotthinger6397 11 місяців тому

    Good story, I enjoyed it. WITH ENERGY!!!

  • @taevans609
    @taevans609 11 місяців тому

    Thanks for another wonderful story.

  • @scott644
    @scott644 11 місяців тому

    Nicely read. Enjoyed the story.

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 11 місяців тому +1

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    Xenos: We destroy your planet!
    Humans: I'M A-FIRIN MY LAZAR! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • @TS-bj8my
    @TS-bj8my 11 місяців тому

    Thanks and for the algorithm!

  • @SilentMage6
    @SilentMage6 9 місяців тому

    Am I the only one who wants to hear this gentleman read a romance story? Like just full of swoon, and butterflies, and feet kicking squealing scenes of a sweet vanilla romance.
    Just me? OK. 😅😅😂

  • @Mustangofold
    @Mustangofold 11 місяців тому +1

    Holy heck, he called us gentlemen...I thought I was a mentlegen...

  • @DK-pb7tr
    @DK-pb7tr 9 місяців тому +1

    Why has mainstream media not made the narrator a job offer ?

  • @adame7269
    @adame7269 11 місяців тому

    ...You didn't say Mentalgents. Did the bugs get to you Agro?! Blink twice if you're you!

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae 11 місяців тому +2

    Our rules are in place for YOUR protection, xenos…

  • @SirMarshalHaig
    @SirMarshalHaig 5 місяців тому

    That sounds like it is inspired by David Weber's books

  • @rowandoggo
    @rowandoggo 11 місяців тому +2

    FOR THE ALGORITHM!!!

  • @JMM33RanMA
    @JMM33RanMA 10 місяців тому +1

    Klatu Nikto Baroda!

  • @Topa101
    @Topa101 11 місяців тому

    I Loved it.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 11 місяців тому

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

  • @jacknedry3925
    @jacknedry3925 11 місяців тому +1

    New Tatooine? ok...

  • @blendpinexus1416
    @blendpinexus1416 9 місяців тому

    reminds me of the story "don't poke the humans"

  • @dusanradin5868
    @dusanradin5868 11 місяців тому

    "Plata o plomo"!

  • @evilraylatiolais
    @evilraylatiolais 11 місяців тому +1

    For Al Gore's rhythm!

  • @ChaosLierLen
    @ChaosLierLen 11 місяців тому

    For the algorithm!

  • @Xypher8691
    @Xypher8691 11 місяців тому +1

    As a respectable enough Mental Gent, not sure how I feel about being called a gentleman. Lol

  • @sonashinko480
    @sonashinko480 11 місяців тому

    I'm a mentalgent thank you very much good sir😂😂

  • @jacknedry3925
    @jacknedry3925 11 місяців тому

    2:33,
    We get to do anything we want WITHOUT breaking the geneva convention?!?!? thats not good...

  • @korinogaro
    @korinogaro 11 місяців тому +1

    Pleasant story, good reading performance BUT... it always makes me wonder how authors within couple of minutes know and not know how universe works. What I mean... Aliens shoulg not know number and masses of the human fleet as all information moves through space at speed of light. Even gravity.

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 11 місяців тому

      The problem with trying to limit gravity to lightspeed is gravity is a four space phenomenon and skips the long way of a 3 dimensional straight line.

  • @ICountFrom0
    @ICountFrom0 11 місяців тому +1

    There's a bit of an unpleasant high pitch hum in this upload, might want to give it another try?

  • @warriorwithin44
    @warriorwithin44 11 місяців тому

    Gentlemen? What happened to us being meta gents?

  • @jrsydvl7218
    @jrsydvl7218 11 місяців тому

    That's 1 in the first 5 seconds.

  • @grogvaughan5649
    @grogvaughan5649 11 місяців тому +3

    For The Algorithm

  • @alexanderkeene4367
    @alexanderkeene4367 11 місяців тому

    The combat distances are insane. The Earth is a bit over 8 light minutes from the sun. Being worried about being pinned against a planet when planetary orbits are the size of the combat zone is silly.

  • @KroMagnum4
    @KroMagnum4 11 місяців тому

    Fumigation!😂😂

  • @johnschneider931
    @johnschneider931 11 місяців тому

    🎉

  • @kdmbigpig
    @kdmbigpig 11 місяців тому

    Humans? FY !

  • @Warpded
    @Warpded 11 місяців тому

    Mental Gents unite

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 11 місяців тому

    Well you f***ed around now you find out.

  • @nachtwaya8721
    @nachtwaya8721 11 місяців тому

    FOR THE ALGORITHM

  • @chronus4421
    @chronus4421 11 місяців тому +2

    Gentlemen? What's this? Boo!

  • @scottcampbell7944
    @scottcampbell7944 4 місяці тому

    Fumigation complete!

  • @goen5601
    @goen5601 11 місяців тому

    No more Mental Gen?

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 11 місяців тому

    10th, 20 November 2023

  • @gamerboiiiiiii
    @gamerboiiiiiii 11 місяців тому

    Should avdertise or... maybe mention your rumble account? Heard you DO get paid there...

  • @larrythompson8630
    @larrythompson8630 11 місяців тому

    Gentlemen? What?

  • @Mildly_Dead
    @Mildly_Dead 10 місяців тому

    Wtf? Drones slow? In reallity future drones should be the most agile and deadly combatants on the battlefield, i mean think of the most agile fighter jet and think of what it would look like with no wind resistance no gravity acting upon it and to top it of no squishy inside severely limmiting G's.

  • @TheJeikou
    @TheJeikou 11 місяців тому

    Late comment

  • @beingsneaky
    @beingsneaky 11 місяців тому +1

    Yeah. The author us an... welll.. I mean tell us a story with no action.. no real ending..

  • @earmunchermuncher7639
    @earmunchermuncher7639 3 місяці тому

    Fta

  • @whgordon6109
    @whgordon6109 11 місяців тому

    You said Gentalmen...
    What the hell is going on here?

  • @gr1mzamarr
    @gr1mzamarr 10 місяців тому +1

    Bring back the fishtank your face takes away the power of the story...

  • @lkuhhdsfgasdgvdadfg
    @lkuhhdsfgasdgvdadfg 9 місяців тому

    Terrible end. Wanted to here the enemy reaction.
    Now, onwards to purge the galaxy of xenos filth, for the emperor!