A HFY Story : Geneva checklist | 2035~ Deathworld, War, Terran & Humans

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  • @KouuToriProductions
    @KouuToriProductions Рік тому +650

    Humans: *decides what is and isn't a war crime*
    Also humans: "It's never a war crime the first time..."

    • @kerbalairforce8802
      @kerbalairforce8802 Рік тому +63

      Quackbang out

    • @Iosaef
      @Iosaef Рік тому +81

      "It's not a war crime if war hasn't been declared yet"

    • @giin97
      @giin97 Рік тому +12

      I mean yeah, that's pretty obvious.

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 Рік тому +16

      "Germany using poisonous gas, targeting and shelling of civilians and USA using flamethrower, napalm and nukes be like" : 👀

    • @KP-dy1yq
      @KP-dy1yq 11 місяців тому +19

      "It's not a war crime if nobody finds out"

  • @donaldscholand4617
    @donaldscholand4617 Рік тому +1052

    When the humans learn about the rogue planet: "Huh! We wondered where we'd left that one ... Great! Now our collection is complete! Now, about that piracy..."

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 Рік тому +97

      Well considering they only took the supplies to keep themselves alive and I'm guessing here did not game end their victims, it is tolerable and not worthy of total annihilation

    • @donaldscholand4617
      @donaldscholand4617 Рік тому +57

      @@vexile1239 Perhaps a strongly worded letter? 😉

    • @chrislaf89
      @chrislaf89 Рік тому +93

      It sounds like Humanity doesn't have an issue with just basic piracy. Sounds like they're so far ahead in the game resource wise, they would rather people take what they need if they are desperate enough to resort to such actions. It's only when you start actively doing it for gains beyond survival that they have issues, and those that do so probably don't exist for very long after they are found to do so.
      I feel like all the other races will go ask Humanity about this, and they'll be like, "Yea, want to see the recordings?"

    • @zambekiller
      @zambekiller Рік тому +22

      ​@@donaldscholand4617maybe delivered by rail gun to the pirates front door step

    • @dragonkidkai5330
      @dragonkidkai5330 Рік тому +37

      @@chrislaf89 From how I saw it the first thing that really pissed off humanity was when they killed unarmed civilians when committing the piracy, not just piracy for personal gain.

  • @damiennightmaresx7950
    @damiennightmaresx7950 Рік тому +341

    now thinking of the term "glassing a planet" is "so 16000 years ago my dude" and then we have "dusting a planet" which out of context doesnt sound so bad till u know the context and are like "OH DEAR GOD-"

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 Рік тому +22

      So be it...

    • @hamsta11
      @hamsta11 Рік тому +53

      well... maybe the author didn't intend it but since these are silicon based lifeforms then like how carbon based lifeforms expel CO2, silicon ones would expel a form of silicon dust, almost like sand. So the dust around the planet would likely be the deconstructed remains of a significant number of that aliens' peoples. not likely what the author intended but from a chemistry standpoint thats what would happen if there were actually silicon-based life forms.

    • @damiennightmaresx7950
      @damiennightmaresx7950 Рік тому +20

      @@hamsta11 reminds me of the {sorry if this is a random tidbit] but of how the gems from steven universe react to human jewelery considering since thats basicaally a necklace of hearts just on a chain/string for fancy human to wear-

    • @KP-dy1yq
      @KP-dy1yq 11 місяців тому +10

      ​@@hamsta11I'm relieved I'm not the only science geek that thought that 😅

    • @lumberluc
      @lumberluc 11 місяців тому

      Glassing a planet send the message "Nothing personal".
      Dusting a planet... that 2 degrees above "Nothing personal" and below "You just made it personal".
      The "You made it personal" can only be resolved one way, not with blood and gore and viscera. No, no, that's still "Nothing Personal".
      The "Personal" Realm, DNA deconstruction. A slow, yet effective, method of murder that the species starts to crumble before their own eyes, year by year.
      First, it starts with the lost of feeling in limbs, followed by nerves no longer working. Muscles start atrophying, followed by calcification of the skin.
      By a certain year mark, no births given, and most of the population is dusted. Most intakes are unsatisfactory and the population scrambles to find a cure.
      Little to they know, that their entire code is corrupted and finding new code to be capable with theirs is God-Territory. By the time something of a semblance of a cure is found, 99% of the species population is dust, and the 1% is infertile.
      Amazing what humans can come up with, when we're angry

  • @lornbaker1083
    @lornbaker1083 Рік тому +413

    heh... We fired a cluthulu scale weapon. We literally shattered reality with madness. the elder gods would be so proud of us for weaponizing time.

    •  8 місяців тому +42

      Elder Gods "They grow up so fast" wipe a tear away.

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 6 місяців тому +9

      "Your investments to that human in Rhode islands worked"
      "Yup, its great"

  • @lumberluc
    @lumberluc 11 місяців тому +121

    Getting chased by the EDS "You asked for it" has to be the most intimidating and hilarious thing in space you can encounter

  • @jacoblee2846
    @jacoblee2846 Рік тому +273

    When humans looked at the universe and thought, "Reality looks nice, now where's the 426th dimension?"

  • @ICountFrom0
    @ICountFrom0 Рік тому +195

    To quote, "How I learned to love the bomb" ... "What good is a doomsday device if you don't tell anybody about it?".

    • @ThoriberoCaroli
      @ThoriberoCaroli Рік тому +12

      Well, as you know, the premier loves surprises...

    • @lindaorr1805
      @lindaorr1805 6 місяців тому

      Yea just don't pull a Saddam Hussein and claim you have the ability to really f up your neighbors then Truck your abilities across the border

  • @ThatOneDude80085
    @ThatOneDude80085 11 місяців тому +141

    “They gave up their goods without a fight, so they were seen as weak” them fuckers probably had insurance. They were like “why would I die for this I’m gonna get a payday!”

    • @roberine7241
      @roberine7241 7 місяців тому +19

      "I am not getting payed enough to care"

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 5 місяців тому +9

      Given the implication that humanity was doing fine even when other species were struggling, they could probably afford the losses without suffering much harm.

    • @polyblank2
      @polyblank2 Місяць тому

      "We getting robbed?! LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOOO"

  • @adrianbowen4024
    @adrianbowen4024 Рік тому +596

    Orbiting the dead planet a behemoth watched the lone ship slip into hyperspace with its newfound message. As soon as the ship was out of range the behemoth powered on, its ancient engines glowing brightly as it’s frame shook off the cosmic dust that had built up over thousands of cycles. As it lurched forward leaving the dead world behind a single light was visible upon its hull. It read two words “ *unbridled retribution* “

    • @TheMonkey747
      @TheMonkey747 Рік тому +53

      Ooh, yes!
      Edit: possible edit, 'As it lurched forward, leaving the dead world behind, a single light was visible on it's hull, illuminating two words, 'Unbridled Retribution'.

    • @adrianbowen4024
      @adrianbowen4024 Рік тому +22

      @@TheMonkey747 Anytime mate

    • @nevyn_karres
      @nevyn_karres Рік тому +6

      Hehe of course it did :)

    • @merlinathrawes746
      @merlinathrawes746 11 місяців тому +2

      Oooohh! I like it!

    • @Shinobubu
      @Shinobubu 7 місяців тому +5

      It has a license plate. FAFO.

  • @TheAmbex
    @TheAmbex Рік тому +99

    Me, a Canadian, glad to hear our Geneva Checklist survives far into the future 😅

    • @legionx4046
      @legionx4046 3 місяці тому

      Canadians are walking war crimes 😂

    • @arandomsystemglitch2398
      @arandomsystemglitch2398 3 місяці тому

      Of course it does if it didn't almost every war everyone would be reminded why its needed because the fucking Canadians forgot to leave a fight for the rest of us and "glassed" 9 planets and 3 of them were accidental

    • @arandomsystemglitch2398
      @arandomsystemglitch2398 3 місяці тому

      Since yt be is here ill add with this but because intelligence on our selves is just that great no one actually rember if those planets existed or not the 3 that were acientendal

    • @CyrusViers
      @CyrusViers 23 дні тому

      it isn't a war crime the first time

  • @zobius9191
    @zobius9191 10 місяців тому +33

    I love how the vibe of humanity in these stories is "Fuck around and find out.".

  • @veljkomilic8624
    @veljkomilic8624 Рік тому +117

    Rest of the world calls it Geneva convention,here in the Balkans we call it a casual weekend

  • @rensdehaan3754
    @rensdehaan3754 Рік тому +173

    We try to avoid war at all costs, but once it starts a human truly becomes a human. Once a war starts our most primal urges kick in and no length is too great to protect ourselves.

    • @quinnhasse9170
      @quinnhasse9170 Рік тому +7

      Whi needs protection when everything else is either ash or ir dead

    • @jaysonwalker4234
      @jaysonwalker4234 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@quinnhasse9170humanity has a built in need to survive. If survival has to be made by total eradication of a species humans will do it. This is probably our most defining instinct.

    • @lordgalesdeep
      @lordgalesdeep 8 місяців тому

      ​@quinnhasse9170 we don't need protection, they need protection from us. It's why humanity(In space) always seem to try the options of peace first since we know the savage cleansing fire that burns within our history.

  • @whiterabbit75
    @whiterabbit75 9 місяців тому +20

    Ah, the eminent You Asked For It. Sister ship to the inexorable You Had This Coming, both coming from the famed The Consequences Of Your Own Actions line.

  • @GabrielMoura-gt9jb
    @GabrielMoura-gt9jb Рік тому +54

    When the Geneva convention becomes the Geneva suggestion

  • @bradymenting5120
    @bradymenting5120 Рік тому +32

    watch out for the human flagship: the "Kowabunga it is"

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 10 місяців тому +18

    Humans: "So be it"
    Aliens: "We're f*cked"

  • @Mugthraka
    @Mugthraka 11 місяців тому +16

    Aliens fucks with humanity
    Humanity : So you have chosen death

  • @kennetth1389
    @kennetth1389 Рік тому +72

    Yes it is true,
    Perceived weakness invites hostility,
    Just as true weakness invites hostility.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 Рік тому +10

      But showing your true strength also invites hostility. Looking at what humanity had up its sleeve, we'd scare everyone into an alliance against us. Keeping it low key may loose an occasional cargo, but, its still cheaper than all out war. So there could be good reasons for keeping everything on the down low.

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 Рік тому +5

      ​@@Wastelandman7000I don't think Humanity really cared/cares about the materials being taken, especially by those in need. It was only once they started killing unnecessarily that they took notice.

  • @matthewklestinski7030
    @matthewklestinski7030 Рік тому +123

    Future Humanity is quite pithy. If the object lesson is of a sufficient magnitude, it cannot be ignored.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 11 місяців тому

      Past humanity was too. It used to be when you were caught being a thief they branded your face so you could never hide the fact you were a thief. Do it again? They cut off your dominant hand. Did it a third time? They just killed you.
      Think about all the problems we wouldn't have today if we had never stopped doing this simple and effective punishment.

    • @sorryociffer
      @sorryociffer 8 місяців тому +3

      They sound like they evolved to take on both Vulcan and Klingon attributes.

  • @christopherbravo1813
    @christopherbravo1813 Рік тому +83

    I find it kinda amusing that the straw that broke the camel's back in this instance was a planet named after a literal *child.*

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 11 місяців тому +16

      Makes sense, though. No faster way to get every human in the area to go rabid protector than to hurt a child.

    • @christopherbravo1813
      @christopherbravo1813 11 місяців тому

      @@brigidtheirish the planet wasn't a child. it was named after a kid-specifically a spoiled brat who acts like her life is so miserable despite being more well-off than at least 90% of the planet's population and yet gets showered with media attention.
      at least, I assume that's who the planet was named for. I can't think of any other "Greta"s that are all that important.

    • @paulhartman5683
      @paulhartman5683 9 місяців тому +12

      Greta may not refer to the climate activist Greta Thunberg. It is or was a common name derived from Margret. Both Heinlein and Asimov have used it in their books, both as character names as well as names of places.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 11 місяців тому +19

    Were I the aliens, I would listen to these messages and ask the Humans for a copy of their Geneva Conventions, study them, then beg humanity to be included as signatories to it.

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 11 місяців тому +5

      Now, that is a good idea. You know soon as the first done that, and was under humanities protect - how long before every one asked the same. There you go INSTANT PEACE AT THE POINT OF A SWORD.

  • @piedpiper1185
    @piedpiper1185 Рік тому +14

    'You asked for it' and 'The gloves are off'. I see the author is a fan of The Culture books.

  • @peanutbuttersketches
    @peanutbuttersketches Рік тому +19

    Humans really went, "You call that messing with reality?"

  • @gmailquinn
    @gmailquinn Рік тому +53

    take to heart: there will be bloodshed, we can choose to be monsters

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan Рік тому

      And you can choose to surrender. The sooner you do the better off you are

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 Рік тому

      Yep. WWI, WWII, Pol Pot, Stalin's purges, examples abound of what happens if we don't keep the beast under control.

  • @Eboreg2
    @Eboreg2 Рік тому +15

    "The Ura-Dranish scout ship Fraga then turned away from the desolate rogue planet with new understanding. Not just of a past they never knew they had but of a future that they vowed to never squander again."

  • @Darkwintre
    @Darkwintre Рік тому +106

    The ship captain finally turned off the recording.
    "Goodbye Father," he muttered to the shock of the others.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 Рік тому +53

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

    • @labella9291
      @labella9291 Рік тому

      Worth energy!!!!

    • @kerbalairforce8802
      @kerbalairforce8802 Рік тому +3

      Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, corn for the cornflakes!

  • @kerwinbrown4180
    @kerwinbrown4180 Рік тому +21

    Technological superiority is nice. Poor intelligence on you for is bad while arrogance leads to destruction.

    • @chrislaf89
      @chrislaf89 Рік тому

      I mean, it's quite apparent that Humanity has kept this secret for a long time before this war, and somehow over 8 thousand cycles, no one remembers that war. Seems like humans are the very adept at making sure such information is kept out of everyone's databases, but the purpose of this was to allow others to know what happens when you fuck with humans. You play stupid games, you win....a dusty planet.

  • @Raganui
    @Raganui Рік тому +15

    To semi-quote General Tullius - You started this war, now we're going to put you down, and restore the peace.

  • @xRa01
    @xRa01 Рік тому +73

    I have heard this one before... I would love to hear a response from the other races thought of the message

    • @orionstickguard790
      @orionstickguard790 Рік тому +27

      Re: Humanity
      What's this we hear about a Geneva convention?
      Re: Galactic Council
      Attached are the documents you asked for. Have a good day.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 Рік тому +11

      Probably something along the lines of "Oh shit."

    • @number-14
      @number-14 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Wastelandman7000Now they know humanity with a single ship was able to do that to the home planet, and honestly with a singular shipped they can drop Lee decimate an entire solar system. Ignoring what they can do with warp drive, and the extreme ability of their ships in addition to the shields- which just the publicly known Shields are the best around. Which leaves the implication that like all the other stuff, the concealed human shields would be all so far above anything else. They would probably be terrified, not want to let humanity mail because of fear, and they're probably going to try and avoid humans. If you suddenly found out that someone or broadman sake some species inhabiting your town was able to destroy the entire continent if it wanted to. How far away will you go away from this thing without question, how little would you want to interact with it, how little would you want to even be remotely near its state? Also humanity might be considered a threat that no military action should be taken towards whatsoever, which should anything like this happen-even though they've already been proven to be soft targets for piracy.

  • @anaughtymoose
    @anaughtymoose Рік тому +37

    The interperative dance troupe is just killing it lately. Maybe it is the set design?

  • @tonycrayford3893
    @tonycrayford3893 10 місяців тому +5

    I've lost count how many times this has shown up on my recommended and also how many times I've clicked on it. 😅

  • @literalsarcasm1830
    @literalsarcasm1830 Рік тому +10

    "Those who come to us with the sword, by the sword they shall perish"

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian Рік тому +16

    Greetings Mentlegent!
    For the Rhythm that is Algo
    I was gonna say "We got Death Stars" but it turns out we have multi-timeline TARDISes instead

  • @jackjohnstone2426
    @jackjohnstone2426 Рік тому +109

    Good story-but the stories where humans conceal their power level also confuse me. Demonstrating weakness invites aggression. Humans might have avoided conflict by not being so dead set on avoiding conflict.

    • @an_egg_cultist
      @an_egg_cultist Рік тому +37

      I see this as confusing as well. My intuition believes it to mean humanity wants this to happen, like a cruel joke, but in the end it likely is just because the writing process isn't fully thought out.

    • @Iceangel19
      @Iceangel19 Рік тому +47

      The term drawing fire comes to mind. Perhaps they are appearing weak so that the truly weak aren't victimized and the bullies are found out and punished. They also probably don't want to be perceived that way, and they might have elements of their history where stuff has happened and this led to the care they took to not actually wipe out the offending species in this story.

    • @erankaguri8621
      @erankaguri8621 Рік тому +22

      I agree. Look at the Shaolin monks. They are pacifists but they do not shy away from they'd do to you if you FIFO.

    • @ODST626
      @ODST626 Рік тому +28

      Walk softly but carry a big stick.

    • @christopherbravo1813
      @christopherbravo1813 Рік тому +27

      "Appear strong when you are weak and appear weak when you are strong."

  • @nooneyouknow6539
    @nooneyouknow6539 Рік тому +41

    Love hearing these stories while working but there was one story I cannot find where aliens invade earth and kill a child and the entire planet goes genocidal on the aliens

    • @tcp3059
      @tcp3059 6 місяців тому +2

      "We Thought Wrong" is the one you seek, I believe.

  • @leonardnorling3769
    @leonardnorling3769 Рік тому +75

    Congratulations on 60 thousand subscribers Agro!

  • @keithmays8076
    @keithmays8076 Рік тому +40

    I love the fact that the ship was called "The Gloves Are Off." Makes me wish they built the U.S.S. The Gloves Are Off or the U.S.S. You Asked For It in response to 9/11. It would be so poetic.

  • @GnarledStaff
    @GnarledStaff Рік тому +8

    What I took from this is that 2 chances are generally enough.

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 Рік тому +13

    thank the heavens that the scout ship spread the word.
    imagine if humanity could extend the lifespan 1000yrs [8000yrs ago] what they could do now

    • @dusanradin5868
      @dusanradin5868 Рік тому +3

      We could expand our lifetime to 1000 yrs now,with current scientific level.

    • @GabrielArchon
      @GabrielArchon Рік тому +3

      @@dusanradin5868 While plausible, also, what kind of quality of life would that be at our current level?

    • @dusanradin5868
      @dusanradin5868 Рік тому +2

      @@GabrielArchon Dont ask me,my live quality,right now is shitty,at best,but given the chance of prolong it by few thousands of years,and tech to live on some other world(or even on a fleet) quality would probably be better than today. Not neccesary,but,still.Can you imagine yourself living as long as an Asari,or longer?

    • @Darqshadow
      @Darqshadow 9 місяців тому

      ​@dusanradin5868 I would only accept this kind of Tech as long as all people have access to it. If only the elites do, that opens up a can of worms

  • @nighthawk4502
    @nighthawk4502 Рік тому +5

    The real reason for that week long delay was to determine if there were any dessert tortoise on their home planet.

  • @xavierspirit1811
    @xavierspirit1811 Рік тому +5

    It’s not a war crime if you had a fun time

    • @jabberwock2517
      @jabberwock2517 8 місяців тому

      It's all fun and games until your home world gets dusted.

  • @Maddog3060
    @Maddog3060 Рік тому +11

    Ah yes, the Total Perspective Vortex.

  • @RichardX1
    @RichardX1 11 місяців тому +4

    The sea in a storm, a night with no moon, and the fury of a gentle man.

  • @generalknowledge603
    @generalknowledge603 Рік тому +4

    Aliens: humans are weak traders and peace makers not warriors.
    Hitler to Satin: the Kisar thaught us the same thing in the Great War.
    Australians: Satin I want a resupply and you to make these weapons for us.
    Satin: Jesus what the hell?
    Australians: Is there a problem.
    Satin: No no probelm Rommel never thought you would acually take hell it was a joke.
    Australians: Rommel was a fool then.

  • @nevyn_karres
    @nevyn_karres Рік тому +3

    Hehe "You Asked For It" a perfect Iain Banks ship name :)

    • @piedpiper1185
      @piedpiper1185 Рік тому +2

      And 'The Gloves Are Off'. Culture Minds are running humanity's ships.

  • @KroMagnum4
    @KroMagnum4 Рік тому +14

    Fek around and soon find out.

  • @sigurdbattenberg1523
    @sigurdbattenberg1523 Рік тому +6

    Great stories ! keep it up

  • @matthewgibbs6886
    @matthewgibbs6886 Рік тому +6

    these remind me of the mankizn wars. the reason humans were pacifists was due to the fact we were so very very good at war.

  • @tristanmorrow6447
    @tristanmorrow6447 9 місяців тому +3

    I love how this one implies humans are an ancient race that acts like a young one with young races hahaha

    • @NorninTGK
      @NorninTGK 8 місяців тому +2

      Humanity: "How do you do fellow civilizations?"

  • @ealtar
    @ealtar Рік тому +20

    mehhh to be honest i was expecting more of "the checklist"

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 11 місяців тому

      Could of easily expanded the war stories. Way too many choices could of been done with this story. Still an excellent little story.

  • @Maid-to-kill
    @Maid-to-kill Рік тому +2

    "Noah's Ark" has really changed since last I read it.

  • @dealerofic3cream1
    @dealerofic3cream1 Рік тому +3

    Alien: why I'm hearing boss music

  • @cedric3973
    @cedric3973 Рік тому +1

    I love that ship model in the aquarium

  • @BobLazier-zk8gi
    @BobLazier-zk8gi 7 місяців тому +1

    Imagine a couple months after we actually make first contact and an alien sees a hfy human story.

  • @DaddyHensei
    @DaddyHensei 10 місяців тому +4

    That reality breaker weapon was prob designed by a weeb trying to isekai themselves.

  • @xinf4mousx428
    @xinf4mousx428 Рік тому +5

    My only problem is that humans waited so long and gave them so many chances, doesn’t sound like humans to me

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 Рік тому +5

      These humans seem extremely culturally (and probably genetically) advanced. Making the delay between "fuck around" and "find out' believable to me

    • @gamerplays5131
      @gamerplays5131 11 місяців тому +2

      Probably to prevent internal strife and organize a casus belli, because sure humanity can erase an entire space empire but the issue is if the other half of humanity decides they don't like what the other half is doing and then proceed to enact a war in heaven.

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 11 місяців тому +1

      NO they sound like they have finally learnt.

  • @MartyrPandaGaming
    @MartyrPandaGaming Рік тому +1

    It's interesting how most people view the Geneva Conventions. Most people view it as a list of the worst human atrocities to commit in war. Canadians see it as a cot dam Score Board. That knowledge has been the only thing keeping the U.S. back from 1812 Part 2: Electric Boogaloo. Those who know, know Canada is still posting numbers on the GCs.

  • @darkraiderph4739
    @darkraiderph4739 Рік тому +4

    Humanity is literally fuck around and find out

  • @diego2112gaming
    @diego2112gaming 11 місяців тому +2

    Ah yeah... the Geneva Suggestions!

  • @Attaxalotl
    @Attaxalotl 5 місяців тому +1

    Piracy Insurance is one heck of a thing

  • @vd780
    @vd780 Рік тому +2

    Xenos be gangsta until exterminatus is ordered

  • @midgetydeath
    @midgetydeath 11 місяців тому +1

    And that was nothing we did to our “allies” who abandoned us when we were attacked. We have a special way with traitors.

  • @seanrobert9661
    @seanrobert9661 Рік тому +2

    [documented contact]

  • @giarnovanzeijl399
    @giarnovanzeijl399 Рік тому +7

    This humanity is fucking idiotic for inviting the aggression like this. That said, the narration is good.

  • @hollowpoint1646
    @hollowpoint1646 6 місяців тому +1

    The Geneva Checklist 😂

    • @LRMc-jn3pb
      @LRMc-jn3pb Місяць тому

      Agreed.....just saying.....

  • @Jasontrower-rundle
    @Jasontrower-rundle Рік тому +3

    Apparently the console they left had no instructions on how to avoid run on sentences. Not a bad story, worst grammar and reading I've heard since leaving primary school.

  • @Avigorus
    @Avigorus 6 місяців тому

    NGL the temporal warfare bit has me puzzled because just manipulating spacetime to accelerate an asteroid from a distance shouldn't be jack... now if he'd targeted a ship and made it and all of those aboard experience a few centuries of entropic acceleration, like some sort of reverse time dilation that paralyzed the ship while it and all those aboard got aged to hell (and after a few centuries not even children born on the ship to the crew after they realized they weren't escaping on their own would still be around unless it had an absurd population and ludicrous reliability, redundancies, and/or spare parts), that I could see being temporal warfare. I just can't see what amounts to a warp catapult that happens to use the 4th axis counting...

  • @markeustace199
    @markeustace199 Рік тому +2

    somewhere Issac Asimov is grinning like a loon with these sci fi stories
    note: he wasn't just a sci fi writer, seriously check out his massive book of naughty limericks & rhymes😋

  • @goldosprey
    @goldosprey 9 місяців тому

    Third mistake, doing colony drops. Fourth mistake using nukes and chemical weapons

  • @trwsandford
    @trwsandford 8 місяців тому

    I’m pretty sure I saw Hecklefish swim by at some point! I didn’t see Gurdy though, she must be visiting relatives.

  • @yuuuuupp
    @yuuuuupp Рік тому +1

    My new addiction lmao

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 Рік тому

    Thank you for the reading

  • @jonku
    @jonku Рік тому +1

    What a great story

  • @yuuuuupp
    @yuuuuupp Рік тому

    This is amazing thank you

  • @archer_of_azure
    @archer_of_azure Рік тому +3

    Multiple third and fourth mistakes

  • @Banzai_-xn8ip
    @Banzai_-xn8ip 10 місяців тому +1

    when the canadians conquer earth

  • @DeezNuts-kl2te
    @DeezNuts-kl2te 7 місяців тому

    this is better than Warhammer 20k

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 Рік тому +2

    cool

  • @blazecordell9353
    @blazecordell9353 Рік тому +3

    this story is basically a rewritten story of the human-forerunner conflict in halo lore

  • @seanjackson3051
    @seanjackson3051 Рік тому +1

    'how dare you!'

  • @reggattobonner4451
    @reggattobonner4451 7 місяців тому

    Will never make it to far the signal no gigercoumter

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 Рік тому +3

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @AKUJIVALDO
    @AKUJIVALDO Рік тому +3

    Half million Behemoths LOL
    Made immortal by nanomachines, yet dies because he recorded "acceptable" "story"... Pfff

  • @einyv
    @einyv 10 місяців тому

    Great story

  • @alanblack6500
    @alanblack6500 Рік тому

    Damn! That was good.

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw Рік тому +2

    For the algorithm

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 Рік тому

    For the Algorithm the story and the voice

  • @valkgh
    @valkgh Рік тому +12

    Geneva checklist for the rest of the world except the US it is just a suggestion

    • @williamh6892
      @williamh6892 Рік тому +5

      As it is said " it's not a war crime the first time"

    • @deus0rcinus889
      @deus0rcinus889 Рік тому +2

      You both sound like 'The Spiffing Brit'
      If you don't know who that is. He is a Game/UA-cam/Stock Market exploiter, who is British and a wicked sense of humour

    • @williamh6892
      @williamh6892 Рік тому

      @@deus0rcinus889 if you like him look up the fat electrician on UA-cam. He has a wicked sense of humour

  • @Ibian666
    @Ibian666 Рік тому +5

    Geneva stories are becoming a bit overrepresented. Space is bigger than that.

  • @rosebloodwater13
    @rosebloodwater13 Рік тому +1

    🌻

  • @jazzk4072
    @jazzk4072 Місяць тому

    Greta? Sounds familiar. 😂😂

  • @notbob8252
    @notbob8252 9 місяців тому

    Instead of making fallout 4 they should have just made a movie about the books that fallout 4 were based off of
    Deathlands

  • @dantreadwell7421
    @dantreadwell7421 Рік тому +1

    Hmm, 10% or 1%. . .

  • @keithreinsel7842
    @keithreinsel7842 7 місяців тому

    This one is a little too wild and out there for me with the technology, and took me totally out of the story. Neat concept though.

  • @xzenitramx666
    @xzenitramx666 11 місяців тому +1

    The pacifists thst spend their lives killing their own kin.

  • @stardust5789
    @stardust5789 Рік тому +1

    😊

  • @isaiahpelly8370
    @isaiahpelly8370 Рік тому +1

    For The Algorithm

  • @xenn4985
    @xenn4985 Рік тому

    The S.S. Found Out