Not even Nobody: Not even the n word pass: Not even me when gf says parents arent home not even anime girl late for school running to school with toast in mouth Not even Sven: Not even Thanos with infinity gauntlet: Not even Airports when they realize you have water: Not even companies during pride month Me and the boys naruto running to area 51: Dank wholesome breathtaking ugandan chungus Kyle using 17% of his monster energy power : pickle jeff when thanos car ending woman screaming at cat whole career while drinking bell dolphin bath water 🤣🤣🤣😳😳🇧🇦🇧🇦😲😲😲😲😲😱😱🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🦆😎 😍 The cat: 🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈 I Ii II L 13% of Karens: i take kids Garfield when lasagna : 😍😍😍😍🏃♂ ♂is this a jojo reference? Sad frog when ree: REEEEEEEE Lol 😁😁 UwU: owo whats thi s Funny yellow dog ; I have committed tax fraud omega looool🐕 Ricardo milos when he dances to hit or miss: i came in Minecraft??? Tony start 😲 I'm stuff: I'm stuff doggo bamboozle mlem woof Reddit user's wife of epic sir!: thank you for the gold, you sir have won the internet for tonight Dancing crab: 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀Epstein is dead 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 Doggo: 100 Reddit: 100 Teh hecking doggos when boop the snoot of the toe beans ' melm woof bork Hot dog: hot dog Filthy frank when owning weebs in roblox: kys weeb reeee Yeah face meme funny guy moment: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaah! Son when no vaccine and live past 10👉😅😅 Deez nuts yea boi when you dont fall to lava Orange bad man cheeto man when build wall because taco XD :Liberal snowflake millennial when they don't get a participation award And also cj not following the damn train: ah shit here I'll have a number 9The bee when jazzL you Like jazz ? لعشؤشةخمث ىهللش لحثىهس 😁😁😁😱 Me: Butterfly: is this a Meme? I did WHAT in Minecraft..??? Not evenImprovise adapt overcome Y:ouve heard of elf on the shelf now get ready forugandan chungus garfield jon lasagnigga penis cum rickle pick shaggy thanos cheeto man Me when my sad softboy need mommy gf page gets 20k: Moth going towards lamp: Nobody: jOhNnY JoHnNy: yEs pApA lol TIDE PODS KNOW DA WAEE MILLENNIALS OWNEDNobody: Not even harambe slenderjeff: Not even pog doge saying king: Not even ugandan thanos using 13% of his power: Me: r/unexpectedthanos tide pods king king pickle rick Therapist: ahegao epstein killed himself but also woman screaming at cat Dat boi: aw shit here we go again is this a bee in minecraft pigeon Filthy dank: my son no vaccine he dead but KAREn took the kidz Literally me: you wanna see another dank meme murray?? What do you get when you cross a wholesome breathtaking keanu reeves with a funny elon musk pewdiepie??????????? You get big chungus!!!! No one: Not even Big Chungus: Not even r/wholesomememes: Not even hecking pupperino: Not even pickle rick: Not even the lööps: Not even the moth: Not even Pewdiepie: Not even Elon Musk: Keanu Reeves: Sponge Bob You're breathtaking Wholesome: 100 Outstanding move, This is brilliant but I like this, dankmemes #memes #meme #dank #funny #lol #lmao #edgy #cringe #dankmeme #edgymemes #funnymemes #anime #memesdaily #lmfao #follow #filthyfrank #comedy #autism #like #offensive #offensivememes #hilarious #nochill #ayylmao #triggered #fortnite #savage #cancer edit: Thank you for the prostate cancer kind stranger!
"Don't spell poop backwards"
-Joker
What does poop spell backwards?
@@emrafighifari2675 poop
Sex
Sorry lord i have made a sin, please take my soul in order to forgive my useless interiors.
qooq
“If you’re drowning, just drink the water”
- Barack Stalin
@Deep Patel if you're unemployed, just get a job
That Random Guy if you're dying, just live
If you have a drought just make some clouds
I mean your not wrong
If you’re you, then don’t you
“It’s all shits and giggles, until someone giggles and shits”
-Joker
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
“It’s better to Piss in the Sink, than to Sink in the Piss”
-The Clowner
Thats some deep shit bro
@@LoKing1337 more like....deep piss
The funniest comment in this comment section
That’s actually a good one
He's got a point
"Being gay is gay because when you're gay, you're gay and that's gay"
-Jester
Being male is gay, mate. You have a oui oui pp touching you at all times. Or just chop it off like a thiccc brainer?!
-rockerstockingjocks
So I better go and chop my pp then
@@reallyoriginalusername4574 yes exactly, did u do it?
@@dadi176yes It did hurt for a few days and then u have to sit to pee
Who knew
“I’m The Joker, baby”
-The Joker, baby
Now I want a Baby Joker movie... and it's your fault.
Hi, "Joker, baby"
I'm dad
“I’m the Baby Joker”
-Baby joker
Train Joker anyone?
@@dotsydude: I'm the baby choker.
"Girls give me headaches,
Boys give me head."
-Joker
Lmao
gigachad grindset
YOOOOOO 💀
not the kind of lead we wanted to know about
@@staciefreshener4032 I did
“80% of men have girlfriends, 20% of men are watching moistcritikal on twitch “
-5’6 Joker
@@Djirifoekrkfkf not just any horny women, smokin' hot MILFS
“Have brains”
(uncorrelated)
U forgot to misspell "girlfriends" as " girlfreinds"
rest 20% have breain
“ exercise i thought you said extra fries” - Joker
I have a shirt of Garfield saying that
/ The_Big_Sewer_Rat \ can i have it
the background on my old ass dell pc was a pug with that quote on it when i was like fucking 7 years old
A M I hate Mondays
- minion*
“I’m gonna say the n-word” -Joker
Miss Obama, get down!
No you won't
*_Holding baseball bat with malicious intent_*
@@bigsmokenoextradip7705wait r u telling me u dnt want xtra dip? big smoke's rlly trying to get ripped huh
joker no that's racist!11!1!1!1!!1!1!!111!!11!!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!!1!11!!!!11!!1!!!1111
jackson meads n o.
“It was technically legal, because 6+6+6 is 18”
-Mr Society Man
Oof
Commenting so this goes to the top.
Holy shit this is brilliant
Underrated
Woah
"If you close your eyes, you can't see"
- Jokester Jotaro
not funny but its a jojo reference so I liked your comment.
@@yra253 i take that as a compliment
*Duu you undahstando?*
@@EvilDaBlobba YES I AM!
omg jow jow!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"She said she was bae but replace the b with g"
- Gandhi
Bandhi
He would've said this in real life, I think
@@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188 Fuck you
@@ramaaronpangangaan8380 Bandhicam
@@Banditxam4 awwww
"I promise she said she was 18"
-Joker
FBI!! OPEN UP!
-CallmeCarson
-Mini Ladd
"Age is just a number"
Joker
-cryaotic
"Never trust a quote from a name that's backwards"
-Rekoj
"word"
_Bob
This is a paradox that isn't a paradox
"Everybody lives a life. But no one actually gets a life"
- Joker
'"She was 18 in dog years"
-the Joker
Holy fucking shit she was 126 years old what the fuck
@@sentientmustache8360 No, she was 2 and a half years old
@@joshuawinans5220
Isn’t 1 human year 7 dog years?
@@sentientmustache8360 ya that's why the age in human years should be 18 divided by 7 which is approximately 2 and a half human years...
@@yagnikbose8973
Ohh ye i got it wrong
*that’s even worse*
"Sometimes you gotta open a window, to close a window"
-jaker
Thats actually quite deep
Queue New Magic Wand
Sometimes you gotta break a window to get that Xbox...
I need to get her out of the picture
greenbig al she’s really fuckin up my frame
“Sometimes you fall asleep when you are awake and sometimes you wake up when you are asleep”
-Joker
So deep 😔
Jk
“I didn’t say all of this shit”
- Joker
“You wouldn’t get it”
what do you are
"its not a phase mom"
@@KicksPregnantWomen Made me laugh gj
That’s life!
It teg t’ouldnt uoy
“Don’t spell poop backwards”
-Joker
It’s poop 😳😳😳😳😳😳🤭🤭🤭🥵🥵🚨🚨🤯🤯😡✈️✈️😂😂🧢🧢💪💪🤔🤔
🤯
qooq ?
This is the best one
qooq
"My friend tony said dont spell his name backwards, and i said y not?"
- Jomama
@@h.o.2953 shut
@@h.o.2953 shut
@@h.o.2953 shut
@@h.o.2953 shut
@@h.o.2953 shut
“I am in your walls. This is not a joke. I am literally eating the insulation.”
-Joker
Have fun, its asbestos
“When I was your age, I was your age”
- the Joker
Idk why I'm laughing so hard
So true. Very deep indeed.
thats literally me omg....
Bro I thought you’d be oldr
TS0 that’s what he said
"There is no meme, take off your clothes."
-Obama
just posting this comment under urs to make it go to the top
Same brother
One of the most philosophical quotes of all time. Thanks, Obama.
There is no meme, bend over" -Astolfo
@@mazkuz9359 Its finally happening !
"We don't live in a society, we live among a lot of people."
- Joker
"Finding caring wife is like discover dinosaur in a twenty-first century"
- The Greek Historian, Joker
Cody ko reference
Γιοκέριος, Yokerios. Ancient greek philosopher.
unfortunately this is true
@@aliuzashi2786shut up emo
@@aliuzashi2786-jokar
“If you’re homeless, buy a house”
- Joker.
*you're -joker
"if your starving eat some food"
Joker (4732 AD)
@@blueblipblock2096 you're*
@@AstarionsBoyfriend it's purposely dumb I mean the year literally says 4732 AD that's 2000 years in the future
Tldr the joke is supposed to be bad
How do people not know the difference between your and you're?
“Stop quoting me”
-Joker
""Stop quoting me" - Joker" - Joker
"""Stop quoting me" -joker" -joker" -joker
stop
@@KazukiVA "Stop" - Jlol
@@sinenomine2681 "Sweet as sugar hard as a ice quote me once, i will quote you twice." -The Goker
"If you put a random quote next to a picture of a joker, it makes it seems like a joker quote"
- Joker
“If run out money, jus buy money”
- jokra
"Having a billion dollars is like having a dollar, but a billion times"
-Joker
I can confirm
woW!
mAtH
METH
Good one
"Don't trust anybody... even sugar looks like salt..."
-Joeker
That actually ain't that bad
I snorted this is hilarious lmao
Who’s joe
Pepe Silva who's joeker
cocaine
"Everyone's a critic, but not everyone is critikal" - Joker
Hey, that’s pretty good.
"Moist critikal" dum dum dum
@@Saul_Goodman497 ba dum tss
“We’re not just telling stories”
-Dharr
"We're changing lives!
-Mann
"what if peacock is spelled peecock, it would be funny I think"
-The Riddler
I laughed
poopcock
Good for you
Popcorn
say peacock, and no one bats an eye, say poop cock, and... everybody loses their minds....
"Todays the day, A N A L" - Charlie 2020
yep, that’s what he said
Such an inspiring qoute
Jaime bro?
no joke but I would actually put this quote on my wall
Oneday
At the end of the day, the day's over.
- Joker
"Step on a cornflake, it makes you a cereal killer." ~ Jonkler
"we live in a community"
-the jester
This is unironically clever!
*gesture
We live within an organized collection of humans that has developed order.
_-The Knave_
@@stevenbean9731 -The Fool
@@technic1285 -the clown
“Poo is always with pee but pee isn’t always with poo”
-The joker
I would've liked but it's already at 69 likes . Sorry
Edit:I also liked after 71
i ruined the perfect 69 BWAHAHAHA
Smile :D did you?
@@lorenzouria8849 Lol at least I caught you liking your own comment xD
Isn't it the opposite ?
"I was born at a young age."
-Yoker
"i crack my fingers in public and nobody bats an eye
but as soon as i finger my crack, society, SOCIETY calls me Gay" - Joker
“What if alegebra was spelt alegebruh, that would be funny I think”
-Jokester
Jokestar
@@zachsutton9866 Joseph Jokestar
Jester
U mean "algebra"?
@@jiaxingshin7118 it was spelled wrong on purpose
"These Jordans are fake."
-Joker, 2019
Lmaooo
“Why the fuck are you wearing mids.”
-Joker,1981
@@lilalazarini7681 but some mids are fire fr 😳
2:24 Franziska von Karma’s inspirational quote made it in the video
Was looking for this comment
Yes
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house.
- Joker
"If you close your eyes
You won't see" -
Joker 2069
I'm the Joker baby
O M G I got chills from this
Deep
for some reason i heard that song that had that lol
"sometimes you have to open a door to get in" -
El Bromas
"If you water water with water, it grows"
- jokre
lmfao underrated
Holy shit
El Yoker
jokre lmao
@Arthur __ is that you...my long lost TWIN?!?! I thought I was separated from you in the most cursed comment section
"It's so refreshing to see other people getting quoted instead of it always being me." - Sun Tzu
"My balls hurt very bad"
- Joker
"im not gay i just like guys" - Joker
im straight....as a circle
I like putting things in holes
@@waynicliz circles are infinitely straight
The joker is bisexual?
"I'm not gay but I like girls"-Joker
“say peacock, and nobody bats an eye.
Say poopcock, and society goes wild”
-Jockstrap
This made me start bawling immediately this says so much about society
I’m going to kill myself after reading this comment
Now this is a joker quote I can get behind
I-
🐍 🐍 sssssocietieeeee 🐍 🐍
"Looking at a window is like looking through a wall, but clear." -Jeckor
“Yes I don’t touch grass, that’s where ants have sex”
-joker
"Every poopoo time is peepee time. But not all peepee time is poopoo time"
- The Joker baby
That was powerful 😔
Amen
Das deep bro😔
Facts
That one hit me in the gut 😔
“Virgins are cool people.
N-not that I am one, of course”
-Joker teens
LuckyHorseshoe 4 I’m obviously uncool
Heavens forbid I ever become cool, lmao
@@Abdirahman_Mohamed ...I don't think one can revert back to virginity.
Or *CAN WE?!*
uwu
Ok
"We are all monsters in the pocket of God."
-Pikachu
“The reason that I’m short is because I am 5’6” -Joker
"what if pokimane was bald, that would be funny i think"
-the joker
That would be funny
@@Mr.clean666 me too
The punchline though
@@topcoppelion6626 "There is no punchline" - The Joker
"Alexa play Pokimane fart compilation 4k"
-Joker
“society is kil”
“no”
-joker
Vxiidz- I feel this is an underrated comment, thanks for making me laugh
"no"
I felt that...
Actually “yes”, because society is bad...
😂
where were u when society was kil
The quote in the thumbnail is gold
if a toddler shits their pants, no one bats an eye. In fact, they clean them up for free!
but if i, if i shit myself, im suddenly the villain.
-Jocker
“80% of boys have a girlfriend, 20% watch hentai”
i do neither
@@punchy207 F. Super sad
@@alvin2901 who said i didnt
i just dont like hentai
@@boog2383 what do you mean
@@punchy207 punchy you are my favorite villager
"Looking at a wall is like looking at a window, but instead of a window it's a wall"
- The Joker, 2020
Joseph grinning like that makes me want to die
changed my life😟😳✊✊
You killed me dude 🤣🤣
This killed me 😍
So deep😢😢😢
“Success is like the sun… You’ll never get there”
- reverse motivational joker
"two out of every three pigs make a weak house"
- Joker
"Nice haircut liberal. Did you get that haircut at the liberal store?"
-Jokär
Liberäl
Jøkær
Ijøkeær
Jökër
Jøkär the Red, Viking Warlord, 857
"The key to success is to succeed"
-Joker
"The key to murder is killing someone." -Joker 2001
Absolutely inspiring holy shit
@@myrusEW im something of a martin luther king myself
"Want thing? Go get thing"
‐Jokur 1945
“80% of boys have partners, the rest are nerds” - Joker 2020
"Joke the joking joker"
-Joker
" you either work on some shit, or shit on some worker"
- Joker
“Me and your mother are getting a divorce” - My dad
@Charlie Willis
I'm shakig too.
This is so inspirational, thank you for sharing this
@@WellBeSerious12 just why 😂
I beat you because I love you - my dad
What ? Imagine your mom divorcing your dad when you’re 4 and then you have a step dad until you’re late teens and then she divorces him too 😭
Everyone deserve love, but not everyone deserve love.
-Joker
“When shit gets hard, eat it” - joker
" If you gotta pee, then pee. But if you don't, don't.
-Joker
So deep
"When you earn money, masturbate for post nut clarity. Then make your decision with it."
"If you got a dog, feed it everyday.But if you don't, don't."
- Bobby Shmurda
1k likes
😭😭😭
"Poop in a toilet, not a soul care. Poopoo in spaghetti, everyone upsetti!"
-Movie Jokeman, probably
Doomrider I'm putting this on my wall, thx
I don't know why, but this made me laugh harder than I have in months. Thanks, man.
I’m tattooing this on my cock, thx
Big if true
Damn, I laughed way too hard over this...
"She looked at my minion, the way it Gru" - Joker From Despicable Me
“i’m on a seafood diet, i see food, and i eat it” - joke boy
"All PP's become big, but not all PP's are big."
-Joker
Too true.
Preach
Damnnn
Thats deep af bro.. 😭
699 likes nice
Im suprised there wasn't a quote that said
"Born to shit...
...forced to wipe"
That's ironic tho
@@isellair7441 I get that, but at the same time, being edgy is also a form of irony for shitposting as well and they're doing it unironically
School taught me how to shit and poop
But the streets taught me how to piss
Not even Nobody: Not even the n word pass: Not even me when gf says parents arent home not even anime girl late for school running to school with toast in mouth Not even Sven: Not even Thanos with infinity gauntlet: Not even Airports when they realize you have water: Not even companies during pride month Me and the boys naruto running to area 51: Dank wholesome breathtaking ugandan chungus Kyle using 17% of his monster energy power : pickle jeff when thanos car ending woman screaming at cat whole career while drinking bell dolphin bath water 🤣🤣🤣😳😳🇧🇦🇧🇦😲😲😲😲😲😱😱🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🦆😎 😍
The cat: 🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈 I Ii II L 13% of Karens: i take kids Garfield when lasagna : 😍😍😍😍🏃♂ ♂is this a jojo reference? Sad frog when ree: REEEEEEEE Lol 😁😁 UwU: owo whats thi s Funny yellow dog ; I have committed tax fraud omega looool🐕 Ricardo milos when he dances to hit or miss: i came in Minecraft??? Tony start 😲 I'm stuff: I'm stuff doggo bamboozle mlem woof Reddit user's wife of epic sir!: thank you for the gold, you sir have won the internet for tonight Dancing crab: 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀Epstein is dead 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 Doggo: 100 Reddit: 100 Teh hecking doggos when boop the snoot of the toe beans ' melm woof bork Hot dog: hot dog Filthy frank when owning weebs in roblox: kys weeb reeee Yeah face meme funny guy moment: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaah! Son when no vaccine and live past 10👉😅😅 Deez nuts yea boi when you dont fall to lava Orange bad man cheeto man when build wall because taco XD :Liberal snowflake millennial when they don't get a participation award And also cj not following the damn train: ah shit here I'll have a number 9The bee when jazzL you Like jazz ? لعشؤشةخمث ىهللش لحثىهس 😁😁😁😱 Me: Butterfly: is this a Meme? I did WHAT in Minecraft..??? Not evenImprovise adapt overcome Y:ouve heard of elf on the shelf now get ready forugandan chungus garfield jon lasagnigga penis cum rickle pick shaggy thanos cheeto man Me when my sad softboy need mommy gf page gets 20k: Moth going towards lamp: Nobody: jOhNnY JoHnNy: yEs pApA lol TIDE PODS KNOW DA WAEE MILLENNIALS OWNEDNobody: Not even harambe slenderjeff: Not even pog doge saying king: Not even ugandan thanos using 13% of his power:
Me: r/unexpectedthanos tide pods king king pickle rick Therapist: ahegao epstein killed himself but also woman screaming at cat Dat boi: aw shit here we go again is this a bee in minecraft pigeon Filthy dank: my son no vaccine he dead but KAREn took the kidz Literally me: you wanna see another dank meme murray??
What do you get when you cross a wholesome breathtaking keanu reeves with a funny elon musk pewdiepie??????????? You get big chungus!!!! No one: Not even Big Chungus: Not even r/wholesomememes: Not even hecking pupperino: Not even pickle rick: Not even the lööps: Not even the moth: Not even Pewdiepie: Not even Elon Musk: Keanu Reeves: Sponge Bob You're breathtaking Wholesome: 100 Outstanding move, This is brilliant but I like this,
dankmemes #memes #meme #dank #funny #lol #lmao #edgy #cringe #dankmeme #edgymemes #funnymemes #anime #memesdaily #lmfao #follow #filthyfrank #comedy #autism #like #offensive #offensivememes #hilarious #nochill #ayylmao #triggered #fortnite #savage #cancer
edit: Thank you for the prostate cancer kind stranger!
NAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIL
3:14 fun fact: when I first found out my girlfriend watched critikal was the first time I said “I love you”.
_”As a kid you love the heroes, as an adult, you hate people with joker profile pictures.”_
and the kpop pfp
-Real men
Why do we hate the heros now?
Big Brick Bih
Idk ask the person who made the original quote.
What about furry profile pic
‘ I would like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty ‘
-joker
"Onii-chan, please be gentle..."
-Joker
Jesus fucking Christ :pepoocross:
@@SoulDuckling126 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“Go to twitch.tv/moistcritikal”
-Joker, 2019
Nice move
"You work for the company that hires you."
-Societal Jacques
@Vihaan his pp didn't move wym?
@@ubeii his pp is hard
@@ubeii PP BIG AND HARD
@@ubeii pp hard and ready
I’m the 1k like1!1!
“I am The Joker because I tell Jokes. This is a Joker Joke.”
- The Joker (1984) 🃏
"It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on"
-jokke
"A man who goes to sleep with itchy bum, will wake up with smelly finger"
-Jacker
itchy itchy bum
@@_Iss itchy
Makes sense
Bro, that hit hard.
Lol that's disgustingly funny
"Sometimes, you'll have to open the door to get inside"
-Joker 2020
SanTox91 omg I’m adding that to my list of bad ass joker quotes it’s so deep
Just when you think you riddled the riddler, turns out, he actually riddled you.
Whenever you feel like people think you care what they think about you, start making death threats.
People be thinking we ain't be living in a society, but we do.
Sometimes you gotta close the door to open the window
“Women aren’t funny”
-Joker
"If you have to explain the punch line it wasn't a funny joke" Joker
The almost murders Harley even tho she was about to kill batman
Jessie TheMedic
thanks jessie very cool!
@@SpecialJess2 ok
@@SpecialJess2 yep women aren't funny
@@SpecialJess2 This quote was accurate. Women aren't funny.
"I was once a virgin, and I still am" -Joker
Thanks for braking my vocal cords
*joker fandom
You wanna know how I got these virginity’s
"i wonder what the the definition of joker is on urban dictionary is"
-joker
Poop in the toilet nobody care
Poop in the spaghetti everybody upsetti
-the laugh man
"THEY SHOULD HAVE LET ME INTO ART SCHOOL"
-Some dude with a small moustache
Amy Schumer?
It used to be bigger
nooooo
Charlie Chaplin?
@@zebraman7703 Hitler daddy
"Dude, I don't like k-pop that much"
-Junkook 2420
3:02 LMAO 🤣
ouy gnisach em 😂
“Can I speak to the manager?” - Jokaren
I just about burst 😂😂😂
This deserves more likes
joe karen
Jobunga
@@thecasualwatcher4740joe Karen joestar
"its simple, we eat the Batman"
- Chinese Joker
Chinese Joker is best Marvol vIllain
Dammit
Ok that one was good lol
🤣🤣
Amazing 🤣