Motivational Joker Community

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 1 гру 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @derek2678
    @derek2678 4 роки тому +5619

    "Sometimes you gotta open a window, to close a window"
    -jaker

    • @d3generate804
      @d3generate804 4 роки тому +151

      Thats actually quite deep

    • @serjtankian5474
      @serjtankian5474 4 роки тому +65

      Queue New Magic Wand

    • @jakoblampert3447
      @jakoblampert3447 4 роки тому +72

      Sometimes you gotta break a window to get that Xbox...

    • @alexwest2280
      @alexwest2280 4 роки тому +10

      I need to get her out of the picture

    • @serjtankian5474
      @serjtankian5474 4 роки тому +7

      greenbig al she’s really fuckin up my frame

  • @mikediaz6783
    @mikediaz6783 4 роки тому +10174

    “I’m The Joker, baby”
    -The Joker, baby

  • @brownie4032
    @brownie4032 4 роки тому +5438

    “If you’re drowning, just drink the water”
    - Barack Stalin

    • @otsari7351
      @otsari7351 4 роки тому +114

      @ if you're unemployed, just get a job

    • @rox1419
      @rox1419 4 роки тому +91

      That Random Guy if you're dying, just live

    • @nocow4167
      @nocow4167 4 роки тому +41

      If you have a drought just make some clouds

    • @Callsign-Cobra
      @Callsign-Cobra 4 роки тому +1

      I mean your not wrong

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 4 роки тому +7

      If you’re you, then don’t you

  • @Almuso10
    @Almuso10 3 роки тому +14772

    “It’s all shits and giggles, until someone giggles and shits”
    -Joker

  • @affordablenuggets1943
    @affordablenuggets1943 4 роки тому +16458

    “When I was your age, I was your age”
    - the Joker

    • @nothinghere6410
      @nothinghere6410 4 роки тому +307

      Idk why I'm laughing so hard

    • @falcofan18
      @falcofan18 4 роки тому +107

      thats literally me omg....

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 4 роки тому +22

      Bro I thought you’d be oldr

    • @marcury4137
      @marcury4137 4 роки тому +1

      TS0 that’s what he said

    • @dusk6634
      @dusk6634 4 роки тому +31

      "When I was your age, you were my age"
      - the Joker

  • @vanillaicecream445
    @vanillaicecream445 4 роки тому +22154

    "Having a billion dollars is like having a dollar, but a billion times"
    -Joker

  • @houseofsalt2873
    @houseofsalt2873 4 роки тому +3273

    "Don't trust anybody... even sugar looks like salt..."
    -Joeker

  • @LMAO_And_Forever
    @LMAO_And_Forever 3 роки тому +5824

    “It’s better to Piss in the Sink, than to Sink in the Piss”
    -The Clowner

  • @usaccdecks8363
    @usaccdecks8363 4 роки тому +5085

    "If you close your eyes
    You won't see" -
    Joker 2069

    • @shu830
      @shu830 4 роки тому +20

      I'm the Joker baby

    • @yaeven4943
      @yaeven4943 4 роки тому +12

      O M G I got chills from this

    • @lawabiding9152
      @lawabiding9152 4 роки тому +2

      Deep

    • @moodydolphin7325
      @moodydolphin7325 4 роки тому

      for some reason i heard that song that had that lol

    • @bernardoromero5009
      @bernardoromero5009 4 роки тому +15

      "sometimes you have to open a door to get in" -
      El Bromas

  • @Web4Brainz
    @Web4Brainz 4 роки тому +15042

    “ exercise i thought you said extra fries” - Joker

    • @popapo-spuds
      @popapo-spuds 4 роки тому +541

      I have a shirt of Garfield saying that

    • @crunchy1547
      @crunchy1547 4 роки тому +219

      / The_Big_Sewer_Rat \ can i have it

    • @ContactDeadAhead
      @ContactDeadAhead 4 роки тому +142

      the background on my old ass dell pc was a pug with that quote on it when i was like fucking 7 years old

    • @tpomr1837
      @tpomr1837 4 роки тому +23

      A M I hate Mondays

    • @nius3471
      @nius3471 4 роки тому +13

      - minion*

  • @smallchild1545
    @smallchild1545 4 роки тому +5950

    "The key to success is to succeed"
    -Joker

    • @iexistdotcodotuk2558
      @iexistdotcodotuk2558 4 роки тому +95

      "The key to murder is killing someone." -Joker 2001

    • @myrusEW
      @myrusEW 4 роки тому +36

      Absolutely inspiring holy shit

    • @smallchild1545
      @smallchild1545 4 роки тому +30

      @@myrusEW im something of a martin luther king myself

    • @KFCGAMING55
      @KFCGAMING55 4 роки тому +20

      "Want thing? Go get thing"
      ‐Jokur 1945

    • @rakkstabber1536
      @rakkstabber1536 4 роки тому +6

      “80% of boys have partners, the rest are nerds” - Joker 2020

  • @yoshikagekira120
    @yoshikagekira120 2 роки тому +2535

    "Girls give me headaches,
    Boys give me head."
    -Joker

  • @gmblin
    @gmblin 4 роки тому +5525

    "If you water water with water, it grows"
    - jokre

    • @abovemortals
      @abovemortals 4 роки тому +70

      lmfao underrated

    • @Happy-Pansexual-Imp
      @Happy-Pansexual-Imp 4 роки тому +54

      Holy shit

    • @DrRAZI99
      @DrRAZI99 4 роки тому +50

      El Yoker

    • @Gwyn1stborn
      @Gwyn1stborn 4 роки тому +64

      jokre lmao

    • @gmblin
      @gmblin 4 роки тому +26

      @Arthur __ is that you...my long lost TWIN?!?! I thought I was separated from you in the most cursed comment section

  • @user-xj1pj8ce9q
    @user-xj1pj8ce9q 4 роки тому +5748

    “If you’re homeless, buy a house”
    - Joker.

    • @urmomgayahaha
      @urmomgayahaha 4 роки тому +87

      *you're -joker

    • @blueblipblock2096
      @blueblipblock2096 4 роки тому +140

      "if your starving eat some food"
      Joker (4732 AD)

    • @AstarionsBoyfriend
      @AstarionsBoyfriend 4 роки тому +14

      @@blueblipblock2096 you're*

    • @blueblipblock2096
      @blueblipblock2096 4 роки тому +34

      @@AstarionsBoyfriend it's purposely dumb I mean the year literally says 4732 AD that's 2000 years in the future
      Tldr the joke is supposed to be bad

    • @bando3107
      @bando3107 4 роки тому +2

      How do people not know the difference between your and you're?

  • @gonzabruh3183
    @gonzabruh3183 4 роки тому +4657

    "Looking at a wall is like looking at a window, but instead of a window it's a wall"
    - The Joker, 2020

  • @davieboy86
    @davieboy86 3 роки тому +2071

    “It was technically legal, because 6+6+6 is 18”
    -Mr Society Man

  • @saltyduckie
    @saltyduckie 3 роки тому +1993

    "what if pokimane was bald, that would be funny i think"
    -the joker

  • @santiagobaublis7238
    @santiagobaublis7238 4 роки тому +1908

    "Sometimes, you'll have to open the door to get inside"
    -Joker 2020

    • @mr.bojangles9215
      @mr.bojangles9215 4 роки тому +58

      SanTox91 omg I’m adding that to my list of bad ass joker quotes it’s so deep

    • @Fakedeath84
      @Fakedeath84 4 роки тому +40

      Just when you think you riddled the riddler, turns out, he actually riddled you.

    • @Fakedeath84
      @Fakedeath84 4 роки тому +8

      Whenever you feel like people think you care what they think about you, start making death threats.

    • @Fakedeath84
      @Fakedeath84 4 роки тому +3

      People be thinking we ain't be living in a society, but we do.

    • @starkller919
      @starkller919 4 роки тому +12

      Sometimes you gotta close the door to open the window

  • @elihogan5964
    @elihogan5964 4 роки тому +15262

    "Todays the day, A N A L" - Charlie 2020

  • @Y0za
    @Y0za 2 роки тому +278

    "Everybody lives a life. But no one actually gets a life"
    - Joker

  • @P1T9GotSaved
    @P1T9GotSaved 3 роки тому +4823

    "You work for the company that hires you."
    -Societal Jacques

    • @ubeii
      @ubeii 3 роки тому +26

      @Vihaan his pp didn't move wym?

    • @WompwompPI
      @WompwompPI 3 роки тому +20

      @@ubeii his pp is hard

    • @BasiliskDark536
      @BasiliskDark536 3 роки тому +4

      @@ubeii PP BIG AND HARD

    • @911_terrorist
      @911_terrorist 3 роки тому +1

      @@ubeii pp hard and ready

    • @f1shyspace
      @f1shyspace 3 роки тому +1

      I’m the 1k like1!1!

  • @spazmaster6731
    @spazmaster6731 4 роки тому +1501

    "These Jordans are fake."
    -Joker, 2019

  • @casho.8110
    @casho.8110 4 роки тому +16774

    “say peacock, and nobody bats an eye.
    Say poopcock, and society goes wild”
    -Jockstrap

    • @kanyenortheast8682
      @kanyenortheast8682 4 роки тому +842

      This made me start bawling immediately this says so much about society

    • @spacey4216
      @spacey4216 4 роки тому +374

      I’m going to kill myself after reading this comment

    • @dreadfulman5191
      @dreadfulman5191 4 роки тому +285

      Now this is a joker quote I can get behind

    • @lykeprice9239
      @lykeprice9239 4 роки тому +21

      I-

    • @twisthermind2514
      @twisthermind2514 4 роки тому +96

      🐍 🐍 sssssocietieeeee 🐍 🐍

  • @zackzallie8735
    @zackzallie8735 3 роки тому +957

    "If you close your eyes, you can't see"
    - Jokester Jotaro

    • @yra253
      @yra253 3 роки тому +37

      not funny but its a jojo reference so I liked your comment.

    • @zackzallie8735
      @zackzallie8735 3 роки тому +14

      @@yra253 i take that as a compliment

    • @EvilDaBlobba
      @EvilDaBlobba 3 роки тому +19

      *Duu you undahstando?*

    • @yra253
      @yra253 3 роки тому +8

      @@EvilDaBlobba YES I AM!

    • @olezka_dostoevsky
      @olezka_dostoevsky 3 роки тому +5

      omg jow jow!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @k3kli0n12
    @k3kli0n12 4 роки тому +5981

    '"She was 18 in dog years"
    -the Joker

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 3 роки тому +241

      Holy fucking shit she was 126 years old what the fuck

    • @joshuawinans5220
      @joshuawinans5220 3 роки тому +324

      @@sentientmustache8360 No, she was 2 and a half years old

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 3 роки тому +49

      @@joshuawinans5220
      Isn’t 1 human year 7 dog years?

    • @yagnikbose8973
      @yagnikbose8973 3 роки тому +115

      @@sentientmustache8360 ya that's why the age in human years should be 18 divided by 7 which is approximately 2 and a half human years...

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 3 роки тому +156

      @@yagnikbose8973
      Ohh ye i got it wrong
      *that’s even worse*

  • @Mimi-qe7qz
    @Mimi-qe7qz 4 роки тому +3697

    "what if peacock is spelled peecock, it would be funny I think"
    -The Riddler

  • @aceinyoface96
    @aceinyoface96 3 роки тому +2126

    " If you gotta pee, then pee. But if you don't, don't.
    -Joker

    • @jipph2238
      @jipph2238 3 роки тому +14

      So deep

    • @hithere2602
      @hithere2602 3 роки тому +18

      "When you earn money, masturbate for post nut clarity. Then make your decision with it."

    • @lewis261
      @lewis261 3 роки тому +4

      "If you got a dog, feed it everyday.But if you don't, don't."
      - Bobby Shmurda

    • @benedictator4763
      @benedictator4763 3 роки тому

      1k likes

    • @christianlabasan3663
      @christianlabasan3663 3 роки тому

      😭😭😭

  • @monsterjamin24-79
    @monsterjamin24-79 2 роки тому +183

    “Sometimes you fall asleep when you are awake and sometimes you wake up when you are asleep”
    -Joker

  • @WeylandProductions
    @WeylandProductions 4 роки тому +5906

    "All PP's become big, but not all PP's are big."
    -Joker

  • @kujojotarostandoceanman2641
    @kujojotarostandoceanman2641 4 роки тому +4849

    "I promise she said she was 18"
    -Joker

  • @oldaccount3591
    @oldaccount3591 4 роки тому +7285

    “Taking the red pill is better than taking the blue pill because taking the blue pill means you are not taking the red pill.” -Joker

    • @abovemortals
      @abovemortals 4 роки тому +30

      lmfao xDDD

    • @staywackzach
      @staywackzach 4 роки тому +49

      Wow, this, is peak comedy right here

    • @elcreyo
      @elcreyo 4 роки тому +211

      Taking the red pill is better because taking the blue pill means you have erectile dysfunction.

    • @Dk-ie4te
      @Dk-ie4te 4 роки тому +39

      'I am 14 and this is deep'.

    • @krispyhoe2126
      @krispyhoe2126 4 роки тому

      Deep

  • @thecollector427
    @thecollector427 2 роки тому +63

    "We don't live in a society, we live among a lot of people."
    - Joker

  • @crad5476
    @crad5476 4 роки тому +628

    "I was once a virgin, and I still am" -Joker

  • @lorenzouria8849
    @lorenzouria8849 4 роки тому +9446

    “Poo is always with pee but pee isn’t always with poo”
    -The joker

    • @mrperfectcell1350
      @mrperfectcell1350 4 роки тому +166

      I would've liked but it's already at 69 likes . Sorry
      Edit:I also liked after 71

    • @Qwerty-jc3so
      @Qwerty-jc3so 4 роки тому +110

      i ruined the perfect 69 BWAHAHAHA

    • @lorenzouria8849
      @lorenzouria8849 4 роки тому +42

      Smile :D did you?

    • @Qwerty-jc3so
      @Qwerty-jc3so 4 роки тому +44

      @@lorenzouria8849 Lol at least I caught you liking your own comment xD

    • @drayle
      @drayle 4 роки тому +44

      Isn't it the opposite ?

  • @chickenisgood9729
    @chickenisgood9729 4 роки тому +4494

    "Don't spell poop backwards"
    -Joker

    • @emrafighifari2675
      @emrafighifari2675 4 роки тому +140

      What does poop spell backwards?

    • @butapeta
      @butapeta 4 роки тому +200

      @@emrafighifari2675 poop

    • @datbat1175
      @datbat1175 4 роки тому +104

      Sex

    • @oongaboonga9481
      @oongaboonga9481 4 роки тому +48

      Sorry lord i have made a sin, please take my soul in order to forgive my useless interiors.

    • @eifl_
      @eifl_ 4 роки тому +64

      qooq

  • @protecthislegacy3902
    @protecthislegacy3902 3 роки тому +91

    “I didn’t say all of this shit”
    - Joker

  • @adamandeve6830
    @adamandeve6830 4 роки тому +4133

    "She said she was bae but replace the b with g"
    - Gandhi

  • @oshawott_126
    @oshawott_126 4 роки тому +3521

    “Sometimes it ain’t be like it do, but it are.”
    *epic backflip*
    -jokar

    • @alisachu.mp3
      @alisachu.mp3 4 роки тому +80

      Woooa good god i feel so motivated right now

    • @michaelz.3993
      @michaelz.3993 4 роки тому +76

      You're aren't (epic backflip)

    • @kaidenfelder
      @kaidenfelder 4 роки тому +41

      Godzilla had a fucking heart attack reading that and died

    • @chicoscience502
      @chicoscience502 4 роки тому +9

      its is my life and theres nuttin you can do- jon bovi

    • @robboss4740
      @robboss4740 4 роки тому +1

      ɰuţ

  • @gridlock1637
    @gridlock1637 3 роки тому +9320

    "Every poopoo time is peepee time. But not all peepee time is poopoo time"
    - The Joker baby

  • @bluedog843
    @bluedog843 2 роки тому +127

    “I am in your walls. This is not a joke. I am literally eating the insulation.”
    -Joker

  • @dogemcdogeface7901
    @dogemcdogeface7901 4 роки тому +2339

    “Stop quoting me”
    -Joker

    • @sinenomine2681
      @sinenomine2681 4 роки тому +100

      ""Stop quoting me" - Joker" - Joker

    • @theadeptuscustodes
      @theadeptuscustodes 4 роки тому +76

      """Stop quoting me" -joker" -joker" -joker

    • @KazukiVA
      @KazukiVA 4 роки тому +36

      stop

    • @sinenomine2681
      @sinenomine2681 4 роки тому +71

      @@KazukiVA "Stop" - Jlol

    • @smeapnurpo2094
      @smeapnurpo2094 4 роки тому +49

      @@sinenomine2681 "Sweet as sugar hard as a ice quote me once, i will quote you twice." -The Goker

  • @thebruheternal3654
    @thebruheternal3654 3 роки тому +12279

    "Being gay is gay because when you're gay, you're gay and that's gay"
    -Jester

    • @hunterlg13
      @hunterlg13 3 роки тому +328

      Being male is gay, mate. You have a oui oui pp touching you at all times. Or just chop it off like a thiccc brainer?!
      -rockerstockingjocks

    • @reallyoriginalusername4574
      @reallyoriginalusername4574 3 роки тому +115

      So I better go and chop my pp then

    • @dadi176
      @dadi176 3 роки тому +52

      @@reallyoriginalusername4574 yes exactly, did u do it?

    • @reallyoriginalusername4574
      @reallyoriginalusername4574 3 роки тому +78

      @@dadi176yes It did hurt for a few days and then u have to sit to pee

    • @Vexthewolf03
      @Vexthewolf03 3 роки тому +9

      Who knew

  • @snakeoil7089
    @snakeoil7089 4 роки тому +9369

    “What if alegebra was spelt alegebruh, that would be funny I think”
    -Jokester

  • @nolan1074
    @nolan1074 3 роки тому +39

    "If you put a random quote next to a picture of a joker, it makes it seems like a joker quote"
    - Joker

  • @bigmansmallboy
    @bigmansmallboy 4 роки тому +3962

    “I’m going to the store to get a pack of cigarettes.”
    - My dad

  • @trashnomad2229
    @trashnomad2229 4 роки тому +1272

    "There are three types of people in this world, people that can count and people that can't" - Joker

    • @larilittle1202
      @larilittle1202 4 роки тому +13

      Novax where’s the third? Timmy

    • @Coco-xq7zh
      @Coco-xq7zh 4 роки тому +8

      Lmao good one

    • @lonleybeer
      @lonleybeer 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂 made me laugh surprisingly loud

    • @poppyisyourmommy6956
      @poppyisyourmommy6956 4 роки тому +1

      @@larilittle1202 lol didnt get the joke

    • @dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003
      @dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003 4 роки тому +6

      @unknowning unknown he said timmy at the e d of the sentence yo which im assuming he was joking

  • @noidsuper
    @noidsuper 4 роки тому +1489

    "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
    - Joker (2019)

  • @keeperofthehammer6795
    @keeperofthehammer6795 3 роки тому +98

    "It's so refreshing to see other people getting quoted instead of it always being me." - Sun Tzu

  • @STARCULTURE.C
    @STARCULTURE.C 4 роки тому +5555

    “It’s not just about the money Spider-Man, it’s about the swagger”
    - Kingpin

    • @tejasmisra9115
      @tejasmisra9115 3 роки тому +197

      The exaggerated swagger even

    • @smed9722
      @smed9722 3 роки тому +88

      @@manperson6354 of a nice functioning member of society

    • @ubeii
      @ubeii 3 роки тому +21

      @@smed9722 of nigga

    • @kadalavan4589
      @kadalavan4589 3 роки тому

      Hey can you give me a link to your pfp?

    • @solblalock8458
      @solblalock8458 3 роки тому +3

      Wholesome 100

  • @conor9441
    @conor9441 4 роки тому +2187

    “You wouldn’t get it”

  • @benefistben7844
    @benefistben7844 4 роки тому +4511

    “In this world there’s two types of people, men and women” - Joker 2020

  • @CivilCaine
    @CivilCaine 2 роки тому +119

    "Finding caring wife is like discover dinosaur in a twenty-first century"
    - The Greek Historian, Joker

  • @publicenemy210
    @publicenemy210 4 роки тому +4960

    "A man who goes to sleep with itchy bum, will wake up with smelly finger"
    -Jacker

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +1422

    "It's like Bronies but for Joker"
    Charlie pretty much sealed it with that quote.

    •  4 роки тому +42

      we meet again, Walmart Justin Y

    • @onepunch1019
      @onepunch1019 4 роки тому +8

      Your everywhere even in anime videos

    • @marcusgabriel8365
      @marcusgabriel8365 4 роки тому +2

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache it’s like joker but as a *joke*

    • @minecraftshieldworshiper7776
      @minecraftshieldworshiper7776 4 роки тому +24

      Except not really, they're two slightly different kinds of cringe:
      With bronies it's doing/liking something *regardless of what other people think* but with these Joker quotes it's doing something *thinking it makes them look cool to others* , which is objectively worse

    • @bigman3660
      @bigman3660 4 роки тому

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache your here

  • @DISCONIUM
    @DISCONIUM 4 роки тому +2168

    "we live in a community"
    -the jester

    • @goldengears5355
      @goldengears5355 4 роки тому +38

      This is unironically clever!

    • @axo3940
      @axo3940 4 роки тому +4

      *gesture

    • @stevenbean9731
      @stevenbean9731 4 роки тому +86

      We live within an organized collection of humans that has developed order.
      _-The Knave_

    • @technic1285
      @technic1285 4 роки тому +6

      @@stevenbean9731 -The Fool

    • @casualbloke7342
      @casualbloke7342 4 роки тому +4

      @@technic1285 -the clown

  • @m.a.d2120
    @m.a.d2120 3 роки тому +207

    "My friend tony said dont spell his name backwards, and i said y not?"
    - Jomama

  • @guaceldono7231
    @guaceldono7231 4 роки тому +2410

    “Virgins are cool people.
    N-not that I am one, of course”
    -Joker teens

  • @doomyboi
    @doomyboi 4 роки тому +2962

    "Poop in a toilet, not a soul care. Poopoo in spaghetti, everyone upsetti!"
    -Movie Jokeman, probably

    • @xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888
      @xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888 4 роки тому +39

      Doomrider I'm putting this on my wall, thx

    • @Tainira94
      @Tainira94 4 роки тому +35

      I don't know why, but this made me laugh harder than I have in months. Thanks, man.

    • @conoroflanagain9896
      @conoroflanagain9896 4 роки тому +21

      I’m tattooing this on my cock, thx

    • @jmiquelmb
      @jmiquelmb 4 роки тому +4

      Big if true

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 3 роки тому +3

      Damn, I laughed way too hard over this...

  • @alexwalker3229
    @alexwalker3229 Рік тому +170

    "Everyone's a critic, but not everyone is critikal" - Joker

  • @Grushuri
    @Grushuri 4 роки тому +719

    "People die when they are killed"

    • @a_fine_edition2746
      @a_fine_edition2746 4 роки тому +14

      -Joker 2020

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 4 роки тому +3

      @@teslacybertrucksilver5380 Excuse the fuck me.

    • @animeking17
      @animeking17 4 роки тому +9

      @@teslacybertrucksilver5380 A r a A r a

    • @iam-retarded-but
      @iam-retarded-but 4 роки тому

      @@teslacybertrucksilver5380 ?

    • @XneverstopfightingX
      @XneverstopfightingX 4 роки тому +11

      Broccoli Broccoli “did you know statistically, one in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though; I live next door to a little 10 year old boy with a fat ass, know what I’m saying?” -papa franku

  • @MottenManOne
    @MottenManOne 4 роки тому +1065

    "There are people in this world"
    -Willem Dafoe

  • @niglet5760
    @niglet5760 4 роки тому +1267

    "im not gay i just like guys" - Joker

    • @waynicliz
      @waynicliz 4 роки тому +61

      im straight....as a circle

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 4 роки тому +27

      I like putting things in holes

    • @hahahayeahbut3099
      @hahahayeahbut3099 4 роки тому +13

      @@waynicliz circles are infinitely straight

    • @oddsdenver9673
      @oddsdenver9673 4 роки тому +5

      The joker is bisexual?

    • @m.e.2465
      @m.e.2465 4 роки тому +2

      "I'm not gay but I like girls"-Joker

  • @gothamthisisyouronlywarning
    @gothamthisisyouronlywarning 7 місяців тому +6

    "I was a bad girl, I did some bad things... I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing."
    - Joke 2024

  • @crazymad4323
    @crazymad4323 4 роки тому +933

    “It’s you’re fault, woman.” - Jokeer

    • @thelogicalfallacy4635
      @thelogicalfallacy4635 4 роки тому +30

      "It is you are fault."
      -Some random douche pointing out a grammatical error.

    • @lykeprice9239
      @lykeprice9239 4 роки тому

      @mr.wendigo I think that's what he's going to play it off as, but both of us can guess the truth.

    • @tomfou
      @tomfou 4 роки тому +8

      @@lykeprice9239
      Dude it's pretty obvious that's what he was going for, there is no reason to assume it wasn't.

    • @lykeprice9239
      @lykeprice9239 4 роки тому

      @@tomfou lmao you're right, I take it back I was being pessimistic idek y

    • @lykeprice9239
      @lykeprice9239 4 роки тому

      It was later at night and I was in a bad mood lmao. I forgot about this comment.

  • @bigbrainanime9485
    @bigbrainanime9485 4 роки тому +325

    *"I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food.*
    *We do that for forty years and than we die."*
    -Joker Squidward

    • @mpx_primusx2044
      @mpx_primusx2044 4 роки тому

      BigBrain Anime Just stop

    • @bigbrainanime9485
      @bigbrainanime9485 4 роки тому +19

      @@mpx_primusx2044 You're the only one that doesn't get this joke

    • @spook3112
      @spook3112 4 роки тому

      I genuinely couldn’t stop laughing at this one

    • @anuses
      @anuses 4 роки тому +6

      That's just Society, Sponge, and we're livin in it *joker stairs dance*

    • @silversoul9683
      @silversoul9683 4 роки тому +1

      Jokeward

  • @Skinmancentral
    @Skinmancentral 4 роки тому +529

    “When you can’t breathe, you can’t taste air” -Jared Phoenix

    • @papamesha
      @papamesha 4 роки тому +25

      "AH.. HA.. HA.. HA.. HA.."
      -Joaquin Leto

    • @珍珠奶茶
      @珍珠奶茶 4 роки тому +2

      heat legend

    • @moggioz7165
      @moggioz7165 4 роки тому +1

      "it was fucking didnt." -walking feenicks

  • @Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew
    @Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew 8 місяців тому +7

    "Step on a cornflake, it makes you a cereal killer." ~ Jonkler

  • @loganh4642
    @loganh4642 4 роки тому +660

    “Every 60 second, a minute passed by in Africa”
    -jonkrr

  • @lucasdiaz844
    @lucasdiaz844 4 роки тому +4140

    “I’m gonna say the n-word” -Joker

    • @mateo.mauro_xd
      @mateo.mauro_xd 4 роки тому +229

      Miss Obama, get down!

    • @bigsmokenoextradip7705
      @bigsmokenoextradip7705 4 роки тому +105

      No you won't
      *_Holding baseball bat with malicious intent_*

    • @teckniqqque
      @teckniqqque 4 роки тому +43

      @@bigsmokenoextradip7705wait r u telling me u dnt want xtra dip? big smoke's rlly trying to get ripped huh

    • @aaqka
      @aaqka 4 роки тому +10

      joker no that's racist!11!1!1!1!!1!1!!111!!11!!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!!1!11!!!!11!!1!!!1111

    • @nachelle_h9767
      @nachelle_h9767 4 роки тому +1

      jackson meads n o.

  • @mohitmundhra8089
    @mohitmundhra8089 3 роки тому +3894

    "We live in a society where Batman is a hero but a man eating a bat is a villian"
    - Joker 2020

  • @amirulleonhardt1341
    @amirulleonhardt1341 2 роки тому +20

    Everyone deserve love, but not everyone deserve love.
    -Joker

  • @GyrusBeatz
    @GyrusBeatz 4 роки тому +1804

    "How are mirrors real,
    when our eyes aren't real?"
    -Jaden Smith

    • @Juggaloyaknow
      @Juggaloyaknow 4 роки тому +93

      And yes people this is a real quote from jaden smith i swear to god

    • @dev4nsh
      @dev4nsh 4 роки тому +16

      ay, b0ss

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 4 роки тому +43

      You forgot to capitalize every word. Really contributes to the message

    • @glitchyx6995
      @glitchyx6995 4 роки тому +12

      "School isn't real"
      -Jadenthew Smithson

    • @confusedaf1112
      @confusedaf1112 4 роки тому +2

      I swear I saw this in a game but instead of mirrors it was spoons.

  • @crimsonwraith7449
    @crimsonwraith7449 4 роки тому +955

    *_"Stop it, get some help."_*
    - Michael Jordan

  • @雨暖かい
    @雨暖かい 4 роки тому +4301

    _”As a kid you love the heroes, as an adult, you hate people with joker profile pictures.”_

    • @waynicliz
      @waynicliz 4 роки тому +204

      and the kpop pfp

    • @flinggonza5688
      @flinggonza5688 4 роки тому +17

      -Real men

    • @fundus3422
      @fundus3422 4 роки тому +7

      Why do we hate the heros now?

    • @雨暖かい
      @雨暖かい 4 роки тому +32

      Big Brick Bih
      Idk ask the person who made the original quote.

    • @timsar4809
      @timsar4809 4 роки тому +8

      What about furry profile pic

  • @QuothTheRavenclaw11
    @QuothTheRavenclaw11 Місяць тому +4

    "I didn't flush, nor did I wipe my ass."
    -The Joker, Batman's archenemy.

  • @johnprotagonist7296
    @johnprotagonist7296 4 роки тому +1996

    "Nice haircut liberal. Did you get that haircut at the liberal store?"
    -Jokär

  • @ms_rifle_spiral
    @ms_rifle_spiral 4 роки тому +493

    "If you take your age and add two, that will be your age in two years"
    - Colourblind Insane Clown Posse Cosplayer, 1902

  • @souperchicken9395
    @souperchicken9395 4 роки тому +4652

    "THEY SHOULD HAVE LET ME INTO ART SCHOOL"
    -Some dude with a small moustache

  • @agamergirl9805
    @agamergirl9805 3 роки тому +44

    “We’re not just telling stories”
    -Dharr

  • @VioletMilks
    @VioletMilks 3 роки тому +2523

    “80% of men have girlfriends, 20% of men are watching moistcritikal on twitch “
    -5’6 Joker

  • @C1yde902
    @C1yde902 4 роки тому +689

    “Go to twitch.tv/moistcritikal”
    -Joker, 2019

    • @piki217
      @piki217 4 роки тому +3

      Nice move

  • @MrKieranthompson
    @MrKieranthompson 4 роки тому +800

    "I'm not quiet, you're just not listening correctly"
    - Jocker

  • @Iazibones
    @Iazibones 3 роки тому +35

    At the end of the day, the day's over.
    - Joker

  • @TheDrizzle404
    @TheDrizzle404 4 роки тому +213

    "Every open door is an opportunity to close a door."
    -Joker, 2020

  • @mub8445
    @mub8445 4 роки тому +769

    "Queen Elizabeth is gonna die of old age in about a month or so"
    -me, 2020

  • @NAAAAAIL
    @NAAAAAIL 4 роки тому +524

    Im suprised there wasn't a quote that said
    "Born to shit...
    ...forced to wipe"

    • @isellair7441
      @isellair7441 4 роки тому +1

      That's ironic tho

    • @NAAAAAIL
      @NAAAAAIL 4 роки тому +18

      @@isellair7441 I get that, but at the same time, being edgy is also a form of irony for shitposting as well and they're doing it unironically

    • @3dDoener
      @3dDoener 4 роки тому +29

      School taught me how to shit and poop
      But the streets taught me how to piss

    • @mpx_primusx2044
      @mpx_primusx2044 4 роки тому +2

      NAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIL

    • @agitgngjfjdnd3378
      @agitgngjfjdnd3378 4 роки тому

      LMAO

  • @julianreeves633
    @julianreeves633 Місяць тому +5

    "I eat my string cheese without peeling it."
    -Jonkler

  • @OmarHashmi-qz1td
    @OmarHashmi-qz1td 3 роки тому +2581

    "I'm not gay, but $20 is $20"
    -Joker

  • @hairlineremover
    @hairlineremover 4 роки тому +567

    "doin your mom doin doin your mom doin your mom doin doin your mom"
    -Joker 2020

    • @cyrxl
      @cyrxl 4 роки тому +18

      Voxel Now this is a throwback

    • @maxietheguy2761
      @maxietheguy2761 4 роки тому +11

      Bruh so deep
      We really do be vibin in a society rn frfr 😔😔👊👊👊

    • @hotwireyouth4544
      @hotwireyouth4544 4 роки тому +1

      maxie the blaziken, is this what normies think irony is?

    • @Voldemorts.Nipple
      @Voldemorts.Nipple 4 роки тому

      Sunny D and rum yum yum

    • @beastcrozby4384
      @beastcrozby4384 4 роки тому +1

      Is this what normies think being cool is? Calling others normies to assert dominance. Really git me vibin 😔👊👊😔

  • @hypesentric3941
    @hypesentric3941 4 роки тому +679

    Damn this is proof we live in a society

    • @RoseIsAsleep
      @RoseIsAsleep 4 роки тому +23

      We ARE the society

    • @bigboydancannon4325
      @bigboydancannon4325 4 роки тому +12

      Bottom text

    • @killerjohnny2
      @killerjohnny2 4 роки тому +2

      Bold and original

    • @martuut.9404
      @martuut.9404 4 роки тому +4

      You're joking, yet few days ago I watched a review of best movies this year where joker wasn't included, somebody commented the same thing you did... and everyone in the thread was agreeing with no trace of irony. That was... terrifying.

    • @possumballs2020
      @possumballs2020 4 роки тому

      Deadass

  • @maxvogt3515
    @maxvogt3515 2 роки тому +7

    “Success is like the sun… You’ll never get there”
    - reverse motivational joker

  • @pandaexpress1283
    @pandaexpress1283 3 роки тому +570

    „First of all, this is a journal. Not a diary.“
    -Gregory heffley

  • @c.l.visions2581
    @c.l.visions2581 4 роки тому +724

    “Hitler’s actions were justifiable”
    - Young Sheldon.

  • @se_lfcontrol
    @se_lfcontrol Місяць тому +4

    “never poke a sleeping bear worst mistake of my life”
    -the Poker

  • @FoxBro_101
    @FoxBro_101 4 роки тому +678

    “society is kil”
    “no”
    -joker

    • @Jellythetuber
      @Jellythetuber 4 роки тому +5

      Vxiidz- I feel this is an underrated comment, thanks for making me laugh

    • @mak0zy161
      @mak0zy161 4 роки тому +3

      "no"
      I felt that...

    • @fatguy9482
      @fatguy9482 4 роки тому +3

      Actually “yes”, because society is bad...

    • @Ashad_M
      @Ashad_M 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @poysona
      @poysona 4 роки тому +2

      where were u when society was kil

  • @fallingir5
    @fallingir5 4 роки тому +474

    “If she doesn’t like you, she’s just too stupid to understand your greatness and complexity” -josher 2069

  • @Ryliemei23
    @Ryliemei23 4 роки тому +800

    “Me and your mother are getting a divorce” - My dad

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 4 роки тому +4

      @Charlie Willis
      I'm shakig too.

    • @ally939
      @ally939 4 роки тому +3

      This is so inspirational, thank you for sharing this

    • @adnxn_m76
      @adnxn_m76 4 роки тому

      @@WellBeSerious12 just why 😂

    • @siircartiier
      @siircartiier 4 роки тому +2

      I beat you because I love you - my dad

    • @Soulthief4056
      @Soulthief4056 4 роки тому +1

      What ? Imagine your mom divorcing your dad when you’re 4 and then you have a step dad until you’re late teens and then she divorces him too 😭

  • @theDjwan
    @theDjwan 3 роки тому +20

    "We are all monsters in the pocket of God."
    -Pikachu

  • @grisha1528
    @grisha1528 4 роки тому +515

    "People die when they are killed!"
    -that clown guy from Joker

    • @HysteriKai
      @HysteriKai 4 роки тому +7

      Lmao wasn’t this from fate

    • @johnsaba5558
      @johnsaba5558 4 роки тому +11

      The wisdom of Emiya Shirou

    • @6drk6mrc6
      @6drk6mrc6 4 роки тому +4

      Misunderstood everyday redhead guy

    • @jackmahler3489
      @jackmahler3489 4 роки тому

      Glad I found this

    • @jackmahler3489
      @jackmahler3489 4 роки тому

      Also, when you have a birthday, you celebrate being born

  • @BruceWayne-pm6co
    @BruceWayne-pm6co 4 роки тому +1044

    “Can I speak to the manager?” - Jokaren