Youtube Gurus Are Useless

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  • @uhohhotdog151
    @uhohhotdog151 Рік тому +25

    You know who else works up at 4am? Farmers, contractors, anyone with a commute, delivery drivers, all trades people, most truck drivers, loggers, anyone who works out in the morning, too many people to count. And none are millionaires.

  • @epicswirl
    @epicswirl 2 роки тому +2287

    My biggest pet peeve is when the guru has a degree in what they’re trying to teach but then tells people degrees are scams and they can become wealthy with 6 months of experience and no degree.

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 роки тому +2

      READ MY NAME!
      !

    • @p0intblAnkwaziT
      @p0intblAnkwaziT 2 роки тому +71

      Or they just realized their degree was worthless. I did engineering, ended up in sales. Make way more money, work way less. Ya feel

    • @epicswirl
      @epicswirl 2 роки тому +102

      @@p0intblAnkwaziT yeah but most of the time they’re in tech because of a tech degree and then say others can get a job with no experience when they know it’s hard to pass interviews and it’s unlikely to get a job with just boot camp. But yeah some degrees can end up being worthless.

    • @justsomeregret7993
      @justsomeregret7993 2 роки тому +14

      @@epicswirl A lot of degrees can end up being useless ESPECIALLY if you take a military route and especially in the US Tech is one of the few things I'd say where you absolutely need a degree to get hired by someone obviously you can do solo stuff but it ain't reliable

    • @Saz103
      @Saz103 2 роки тому +2

      Theirs only some degrees that are actually worth it so I agree to an extent that college is worthless for things, especially now when stuff like trade schools and apprenticeships are so much more valuable than a degree imo.Though telling people not to go is stupid, people should look at their options and see whether college will be worth it for them.

  • @Deftbader
    @Deftbader Рік тому +5

    I wake up at 4am and I'm a total loser

  • @dylansearcy3966
    @dylansearcy3966 2 дні тому

    5:23 no the love of money is the root of all evil

  • @rektspresso7288
    @rektspresso7288 2 роки тому +2469

    When I was depressed I would unintentionally wake up around 4 am almost every day and then not be able to go back to sleep. I must have misunderstood the instructions because instead of billions of dollars I just got extreme anxiety and sleep deprivation.
    10/10 guru advice,

  • @LaserMonkey
    @LaserMonkey 2 роки тому +3297

    That whole “wake up at 4 am to become a billionaire” feels like a billionaire wrote it so that his workers would get up earlier to work more hours for them and tricking them into thinking that if they work harder they’ll have a chance to become like them

    • @docmain999
      @docmain999 2 роки тому +41

      i mean it does take hard work to be like them, just not working for there company

    • @alext399
      @alext399 2 роки тому +121

      @@docmain999 takes lots of gambling

    • @teroli2610
      @teroli2610 2 роки тому +32

      This is the worst logic I've ever heard how does waking up earlier make it so you have to work more, the only thing it does is give you more free time to do things you want to do. Not like your boss is going to find out you started waking up early and shift all your schedules and give you longer hours lol.

    • @emancules
      @emancules 2 роки тому +10

      I don’t think a single individual has ever thought they will become a billionaire working a modern day slavery job. If they do then they deserve to be there

    • @mism847
      @mism847 2 роки тому +8

      The only reason you should want to work in a modern day slavery job is to accumulate more money that you can spend on a business or something else that will grant you a huge amount of money that will launch you to prosperity. That's what I'm doing right now, I have around 5000 dollars, gonna get some more soon.

  • @07kamichamakarin
    @07kamichamakarin 2 роки тому +3

    My mom always woke up at 4 or even after 4 but not later than 5am, and she isn't a billionaire. Where did she go wrong? :/

  • @AidenWolf97
    @AidenWolf97 2 роки тому

    I didn't get a mil but my taxes just hit my bank

  • @samuelgodwin2880
    @samuelgodwin2880 2 роки тому +7

    7:41
    “FUUUTUUUURRREEE!”

  • @grisha8983
    @grisha8983 2 роки тому +4655

    A few years ago when I had my car stolen, a friend of mine told me it was because I manifested it.
    Really took victim blaming to a psychic level.

    • @sadiethegreat
      @sadiethegreat 2 роки тому +527

      I misinterpreted this for a second as you psychically manifesting the car somewhere else
      "oops, teleported my car to Seattle. Gah, what a pain!"

    • @drunkenhobo5039
      @drunkenhobo5039 2 роки тому +286

      Should have just stolen their car.

    • @justmonika2345
      @justmonika2345 2 роки тому +37

      Should've told her that I hope you manifest a brain

    • @toastshine
      @toastshine 2 роки тому +217

      i hope you manifested your friends car being stolen after that.. what a horrible friend i hope you’re no longer friends

    • @winter3064
      @winter3064 2 роки тому +248

      i really hate the whole manifestation thing bc i see all these ppl saying if you think about negative things happening they will happen and it genuinely makes me paranoid that things going wrong is my fault for being afraid that they'd go wrong even though it doesn't actually make any sense

  • @TheGreatMeme
    @TheGreatMeme 2 роки тому +18834

    Charlie missed his old room so much, he redecorated his new one to look exactly like it! Even going so far as to have the outlets in the wall, that's dedication.

    • @Joe_blow121
      @Joe_blow121 2 роки тому +365

      @JАСКSEPTICЕYЕ'S DАD IS IN НЕLL LMАО your bots are terrible 😂

    • @tommya4125
      @tommya4125 2 роки тому +178

      Nah, the outlets are probably stickers

    • @Acolyte82
      @Acolyte82 2 роки тому +16

      @Phroggy it’s kinda funny tho

    • @cutykate_5924
      @cutykate_5924 2 роки тому +132

      @JАСКSEPTICЕYЕ'S DАD IS IN НЕLL LMАО whoever programmed u and the other bots will be the one in hell, how awful can u be

    • @Rscreen
      @Rscreen 2 роки тому +311

      @@Acolyte82 😐📸4k

  • @harrisonwrisley
    @harrisonwrisley 5 місяців тому +1

    2:12 Sounds like the robot voice from the Trendwatch videos.

  • @major_lazer1269
    @major_lazer1269 2 роки тому +3

    6:55 it’s actually proven true that majority of neurons are located within the gut region. I know, it’s weird, but true.

  • @dyingscarlet
    @dyingscarlet 4 місяці тому +4

    I hate people like this because my Dad falls for it all the time

    • @IssacLHunt
      @IssacLHunt 4 місяці тому +1

      cause your dad is born a loser

  • @Existentialcrisisenjoyer
    @Existentialcrisisenjoyer 2 роки тому +7

    5:25 mr.crab moment

  • @bumboozo
    @bumboozo 2 роки тому +2

    “It’s not delivery it’s Digiorno” that indeed it is

  • @kiroto7429
    @kiroto7429 2 роки тому +7

    5:53 this is fucking surreal

  • @Chris-vl1fn
    @Chris-vl1fn 2 роки тому +3348

    Speaker: Intestines are like a battery
    Charlie: No, it's like a septic tank
    Keeping it real

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 роки тому

      READ MY NAME!
      !

    • @lerinasan
      @lerinasan 2 роки тому +9

      Charlie do have a point there

    • @castielchieng7475
      @castielchieng7475 2 роки тому +30

      Now I understand when they say my brain is full of shit

    • @valuabletips560
      @valuabletips560 2 роки тому +10

      I mean if they want to make such videos, at least provide some reliable links to scientific articles on what they said like what I am doing for my videos on my channel

    • @theinquisitor7191
      @theinquisitor7191 2 роки тому +4

      HIT THE GYM. YEAHHH. GET MORE MUSCLE EQUALS GEET DA LADIES!!! YEEEEEEEE... 😆

  • @davidhowell1415
    @davidhowell1415 2 роки тому +5

    2:32 also sounds like when I’m hammered and hitting the zone on apex at 3am 🤷‍♂️

  • @coltonkennedy5826
    @coltonkennedy5826 2 роки тому +1

    3:42, No... the plan was to actually sell bedtimes :(

  • @randell6180
    @randell6180 2 роки тому +9

    3:28 it’s true i can confirm.

  • @Nardvillain
    @Nardvillain 2 роки тому +501

    "you can still wake up at 4 AM and be a loser." we need this in tee shirt form.

  • @imperialfish454
    @imperialfish454 2 роки тому +518

    Self help gurus aren't lying when they say that listening to them will generate success, generate a better life...
    it just generates a better life for the guru, not the listener.

    • @mytakeonlove9594
      @mytakeonlove9594 2 роки тому +6

      I will say that there are genuine people that teach solid advice on what they know, but they aren’t really considered ‘gurus’. They will tell you that you have to do your own work and that there is no shortcut or magic pill to get rich. It goes to show that one has to be careful when going into this field because there are scammers trying to take advantage of it

  • @timafiggy
    @timafiggy 2 роки тому +2

    "Rub your shungite crystal to align your chakras "Lol

  • @thatonewabbit
    @thatonewabbit 2 роки тому +3

    I see so many of these posts on social media about how "successful people wake up at 4am" as well.
    I wake up at 4:45am to go to work......*checks bank account*.... definitely not a millionaire

  • @wwkcd7657
    @wwkcd7657 2 роки тому +264

    These gurus are so dangerous for mentally ill people or people experiencing recent traumas/griefs/depression etc. I’m diagnosed w Bipolar Disorder, I used to follow these guys word for word and convinced myself I manifested my own bipolar, could get rid of it, etc. Just horrible for anyone prone to tapping out of reality.

    • @wil.d_sage
      @wil.d_sage 2 роки тому +34

      Exactly. They’re like televangelists; they prey on vulnerable people and it’s disgusting.

    • @WamaziTech
      @WamaziTech 2 роки тому +2

      Listen to sadhguru the only good guru who gives good advice lol

    • @WamaziTech
      @WamaziTech 2 роки тому +1

      @@Dollibet watch him and learn about him then

    • @banjofangirl3458
      @banjofangirl3458 2 роки тому +1

      @@WamaziTech bot?

    • @WamaziTech
      @WamaziTech 2 роки тому

      @@banjofangirl3458 nah bruh whatchu mean

  • @anthonydaniels8739
    @anthonydaniels8739 2 роки тому +2482

    "It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno"
    Carve that shit into an obsidian slab for the future generations.

    • @Digitalhunny
      @Digitalhunny 2 роки тому +22

      Um, _where_ exactly can we purchase our very own set of "Critical Moist Crystals"?? Let's get on _that_ team! You see, cause _some_ of us are in absolute _desperate_ need, to waste our money somewhere. Here seems just about as good a place as any, right?😂😂😂

    • @Copper.Mage...
      @Copper.Mage... 2 роки тому +12

      Just as he said that I read this comment

    • @chrisaltobelli
      @chrisaltobelli 2 роки тому +7

      Was literally eating a digorno personal pan pizza the moment Charlie said that shit and had molten cheese and sauce fly out my nose.

    • @chillmosapien
      @chillmosapien 2 роки тому +4

      Shit had me rollin

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 2 роки тому

      Was he talking about gary vee??

  • @dylansearcy3966
    @dylansearcy3966 2 дні тому

    4:44 i am groot 😂

  • @jayzell3687
    @jayzell3687 2 роки тому +1013

    Gotta love UA-cam Guru's, the ancient art of "googling until I find something that says I'm right" is a sacred practice

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 роки тому

      READ MY NAME!!!!!
      !!

    • @kirtil5177
      @kirtil5177 2 роки тому +19

      reminds me of a skit i saw
      woman: i need evidence that the earth is flat
      google (as a person): heres 70 different studies that prove otherwise
      woman: i said, "evidence that the earth is flat"
      google: Ugh, fine

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 2 роки тому +11

      @@kirtil5177 Yeah, the "If Google Was A Guy" sketches are classic Collegehumor cultural awareness. The actor is also in a ton of great stuff from The Onion.

    • @allisafu
      @allisafu 2 роки тому +2

      literally the way cannabis got illegalized in the whole world xD

    • @FadedRxses
      @FadedRxses 2 роки тому +1

      hey don't knock it until you need it for a school project💀

  • @MrLarrythehacker
    @MrLarrythehacker 2 роки тому +3685

    As someone who used to fall into these traps I can say this:
    These people are going through extremely hard times in their lives and just want something that can get them out. These videos are easy ways to consume content that make you feel like you're making progress while in reality it's doing nothing. it's an easy escape, and it's sad to see.

    • @beabea5985
      @beabea5985 2 роки тому +192

      Yeah...sad as it is, everyone can fall victim to a scam, provided they're in a difficult enough situation. No matter how familiar you are with a scam, no matter how intelligent and wary you are, all it takes is a really bad day.

    • @Zaparter
      @Zaparter 2 роки тому +182

      I became estranged from one of my best friends because, at least in part, "self help" turned him into a hard to deal with person. At first it was just kind of weird when he started talking about the "law of attraction" and how he definitely manifested something entirely out of his control. Then he read some book about how you yourself are your own authority when covid hit, which led him into covid denialism and the whole plethora of conspiracy theories. Now nothing is real anymore and whatever happens to you is without question your own fault.

    • @mrtymrtt5061
      @mrtymrtt5061 2 роки тому +31

      @@Zaparter goddamn

    • @katc2040
      @katc2040 2 роки тому +15

      @@Zaparter Jesus, that's wild, I hope your friend isn't struggling with mental health

    • @crovax17
      @crovax17 2 роки тому +6

      Well put. That's 100% exactly what it is. I have fallen for them too.

  • @shinglesshingles
    @shinglesshingles 2 роки тому +5

    4:37 u can't tell me they didn't rip, render, copy, or whatever u wanna call it that image straight from Death Stranding. I didn't even play the game and that shit looks like every screenshot I've ever seen from that game.

  • @VivBrodock
    @VivBrodock 4 дні тому

    you see the reason this didn't work for charlie is that he didn't wear headphones when they were clearly recommended

    • @TalesofTerror_2
      @TalesofTerror_2 3 дні тому

      charlie is evil. i followed advice and now i'm rich. glad it's working for losers and reducing the competition

  • @losgatos19
    @losgatos19 2 роки тому +13

    0:29 teachers assigning homework

  • @bad3632
    @bad3632 2 роки тому +4

    Get up at 4 to smoke at 4:20

  • @justsomeguysittingonacouch7071
    @justsomeguysittingonacouch7071 2 роки тому +9

    2:10 the subtitle is Indonesian, caught me off guard

  • @Staplegun
    @Staplegun 2 роки тому +2

    The second "brain" isn't really a brain, but the enteric nervous system.

  • @thebluedragonontheskyscrap1838
    @thebluedragonontheskyscrap1838 2 роки тому +13

    "Aight I can see through walls now." 7:54
    Charlie is legendary.

  • @Joeligma69420
    @Joeligma69420 2 роки тому +3

    Working in the military and often waking up at 4 am just makes me angry and questioning my life choices 0 profound learning, just despair and regret

  • @TwilightWolf2508
    @TwilightWolf2508 2 роки тому +33

    3:15 As a wise man once said: "Early to rise, early to bed; makes a man healthy, but socially dead."

  • @blast-proofexplosives7792
    @blast-proofexplosives7792 2 роки тому

    4:35 really be hitting the "You are powerful and attractive".

  • @The1Liminum
    @The1Liminum 2 роки тому +68

    Billionaire: Wakes up at 4 AM.
    Me: Goes to sleep at 4 AM.
    cries in poor...

  • @drunkenhobo5039
    @drunkenhobo5039 2 роки тому +2257

    I love how their metric for success is being a billionaire. As if most billionaires' stories aren't just "I was born to a family worth hundreds of millions and I invested it".

    • @tomacrates
      @tomacrates 2 роки тому +212

      This. Exactly this. I think the problem is just that people just really are so disconnected by income inequality that they truly don't understand how much easier they have it than the average fella.

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis 2 роки тому +40

      Or worse - they inherited a business and started doing shady shit to screw everyone else over. I trust billionaires and trillionaires the least. They are all criminals and they get away with it through lobbying.

    • @benxenos9875
      @benxenos9875 2 роки тому +15

      This is the king of comments. Stop letting the rich fool and divide us! They're far stupider than we think lol

    • @kenos911
      @kenos911 2 роки тому +3

      There’s reason why they only talk about around 20. Because the rest are exactly like this

    • @_Iscream
      @_Iscream 2 роки тому +21

      That’s actually a myth, but ok

  • @Saoghail
    @Saoghail Рік тому +5

    How to become a billionaire: Be born into a rich family.

  • @lexiishizzle95
    @lexiishizzle95 2 роки тому +1

    6:15 The second brain is stored in the balls

  • @mohamadabdo5521
    @mohamadabdo5521 2 роки тому +4

    3 things you should do before turning 30:
    1- Have at least 5 multimillion dollar dropshipping companies
    2- Sleep in Wendy's bathroom and wake up at 4 am
    3- Invest in rare fish NFT

  • @webbr17
    @webbr17 2 роки тому +1796

    He's finally back in his old chamber

  • @jacobpugpoirier3350
    @jacobpugpoirier3350 2 роки тому +5

    8:36
    am I the only one who thought that the dark cloud was fart?

  • @LevyTutorial
    @LevyTutorial Місяць тому +2

    Thank god penguinz is a genuine guy for sharing this.

  • @GriffithFromBerk
    @GriffithFromBerk 2 роки тому +71

    6:45
    No wonder my parents kept calling me “shit for brains”. They just wanted me to get rich. So encouraging of them

  • @ButterNuss.
    @ButterNuss. 2 роки тому +124

    The worst part is, those Gurus infested the internet so much, that everytime you search a genuine solution to a problem you have you get those Idiots forced down your throat.
    They literally drowned actual answers so they can sell their stuff.

    • @noon4593
      @noon4593 2 роки тому +12

      This a good point. Gurus and sponsored content/articles have made it really hard to get honest answers

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 2 роки тому +16

      And stuff like this is why I’m so hesitant to just look up information online, because who knows how much shit I have to sift through to find anything worthwhile

    • @zelowatch30
      @zelowatch30 2 роки тому +2

      Exactly. So many of these Andrew Tate wannabes.

  • @GreekDoctorWho
    @GreekDoctorWho 2 роки тому +4

    I wake up at 4am. But that’s because I have to be at work at 6:30. Wouldn’t recommend though…

  • @dreamingoutintheblue
    @dreamingoutintheblue 2 роки тому

    take it from me, my alarm rings at 3:30-4:00 am and it doesnt make me "more productive" nor "more successful." if anything, im more depressed and less successful. waking up early fucking blows 99% of the time.

  • @funklestiltskin6140
    @funklestiltskin6140 2 роки тому +317

    After listening to these exercises for 10 minutes and 46 seconds I've doubled my income to an incredible 20 dollars, doubled the size of my cardboard box, and moved into a new, bougier part of the city in a scenic alleyway that contains only 3 violent crimes at any given time. Thank you Charlie, truly you are the greatest self help guru of all.

    • @Dosko
      @Dosko 2 роки тому +4

      This man now has the privilege of shitting where the dogs shit instead of where the rats shit.

    • @trovellcornell9196
      @trovellcornell9196 2 роки тому +23

      I'm so happy to hear that man I'm currently living out of the attic of a McDonalds instead of the bathroom of a taco bell so this video definitely helped me to!

    • @DoctorBones1
      @DoctorBones1 Рік тому

      funniest shit ive read all week

  • @Mr_Myers_
    @Mr_Myers_ Рік тому +4

    9:11
    and he grew 4 inches

  • @Ohflipsnap
    @Ohflipsnap 2 роки тому +1

    If you have a second brain, and if said brain is located somewhere around your intestines, then it is time to call a doctor.

  • @ophelia_ortensia
    @ophelia_ortensia 2 роки тому +755

    “UA-cam gurus are useless”
    Charlie tell us something we don’t know

    • @saintwumples4403
      @saintwumples4403 2 роки тому +10

      The US’s biggest town by territory has about 10,000 people

    • @eemeli7093
      @eemeli7093 2 роки тому +27

      @Mbita Acoustic Guitar parents? Pretty sure you said uncle last time

    • @A_Random_Rat
      @A_Random_Rat 2 роки тому +8

      @Mbita Acoustic Guitar What are the chances this guy becomes a big UA-camr

    • @daddybonzi7545
      @daddybonzi7545 2 роки тому

      @Mbita Acoustic Guitar did This guy's Account get Hacked?

    • @DelEnd_Virtua
      @DelEnd_Virtua 2 роки тому +3

      some people dont know. My brother lives his entire life based on what other people on yt tell him.

  • @Alex-yz8gm
    @Alex-yz8gm 2 роки тому +1151

    I love Charlie for using his platform and huge view counts to educate people to stay away from all those bullshit channels that just brainwash you into paying them money

    • @kojinteencast
      @kojinteencast 2 роки тому +25

      It’s the opposite of wasted talent. It’s conserved talent.

    • @k1llsh0t_87
      @k1llsh0t_87 2 роки тому +14

      We really need to start teaching people that before they waste money they should spend 5 minutes doing research as if you can find a forum talking about it you can quickly get real people giving honest responses about it so you can know if its a scam or not since so many people just mindlessly trust ads/reviews/articles which are just filled with lies, misinformation and fake reviews

    • @raseruuu3742
      @raseruuu3742 2 роки тому +12

      Charlie is the real guru

    • @Alex-yz8gm
      @Alex-yz8gm 2 роки тому +5

      @@k1llsh0t_87 and theyre so quick to throw their money away too :/

    • @alexandergazmen3126
      @alexandergazmen3126 2 роки тому +5

      leaving reply here so i can wait for the guy who says that Charlie is evil because he didn't give $10 000 to a small streamer but cheaped out and gave $1000

  • @signal3585
    @signal3585 2 роки тому +124

    The random “it’s not delivery it’s digiorno” caught me so off guard😭😂

    • @jod_hates_it_here6895
      @jod_hates_it_here6895 2 роки тому +8

      i fucking read this as he said it. what the hell 😂 yes beautifully said as well. Charlie will never run out the greatest of one liners

    • @mgr_video_productions
      @mgr_video_productions 2 роки тому +1

      Same 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @thefool8224
      @thefool8224 2 роки тому

      i hope its not sausage delivery

    • @angelicau.4609
      @angelicau.4609 2 роки тому

      Same I had to pause and laugh 😭😂

  • @jorgefleitao
    @jorgefleitao 2 роки тому +1705

    checked my bank account, can confirm billionaire now.

    • @bugglemagnum6213
      @bugglemagnum6213 2 роки тому +52

      Deadass? Mine is minus like 400 dollars

    • @Cyphyxia
      @Cyphyxia 2 роки тому +8

      Share the wealth lol

    • @larrythehoverfish3745
      @larrythehoverfish3745 2 роки тому +18

      I have -20,000 im in massive debt

    • @WM_1310
      @WM_1310 2 роки тому +54

      @@larrythehoverfish3745 That's still a 5 digit number. Congrats bruh!!

    • @fallenmydude2711
      @fallenmydude2711 2 роки тому +2

      Dang , can you spare a little for the community??

  • @the_jones528
    @the_jones528 4 місяці тому +3

    It's to get views. They offer garbage and people watch, thus, profit for the weirdo.

  • @Oiqah
    @Oiqah 2 роки тому +3333

    Charlie’s brain must have infinite capacity with all these topics he has discussed

    • @Stratiis
      @Stratiis 2 роки тому +2

      I wish i could use a discord emoji

    • @Mr-Monkey_Man
      @Mr-Monkey_Man 2 роки тому +9

      When are we gonna get him on Rogan?

    • @Julzsysksksk
      @Julzsysksksk 2 роки тому +1

      probably not but he sure looks like hes made for this

    • @cornofthefarm3554
      @cornofthefarm3554 2 роки тому +3

      I mean, he is Jesus afterall

    • @diablonorway1816
      @diablonorway1816 2 роки тому +8

      @Mbita Acoustic Guitar you’re so fake 😂 I thought your uncle was gonna buy you a camera if you hit 60k subscribers? 🤔

  • @karapalmer7228
    @karapalmer7228 Місяць тому +1

    Dude if humans a battery, we're a terrible one, we store and run off incredibly little energy

  • @Gary_is_Goated
    @Gary_is_Goated 2 роки тому +663

    The second brain being located in the intestines makes a lot of sense actually, it must be where shitty ideas come from.

    • @Jerriko
      @Jerriko 2 роки тому +54

      Your pun is disgusting. I applaud you for making me laugh though.

    • @vengefulbird6918
      @vengefulbird6918 2 роки тому +11

      I thought it was in my unmentionables because many poor decisions stem from below the belt

    • @peterk.2108
      @peterk.2108 2 роки тому +4

      criminally underrated comment

    • @wireworks4252
      @wireworks4252 2 роки тому +6

      @@vengefulbird6918 Thats how youtube gurus are made

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 роки тому

      READ MY NAME!
      !

  • @Vulture2264
    @Vulture2264 2 роки тому +147

    "You can wake up at 4AM and still be a loser. Plenty of people do it." I mean Charlie isn't wrong i wake up at 4AM to go work a dead end park job for the city and i'm a loser.

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 роки тому

      READ MY NAME!
      !

    • @uthergoodman401
      @uthergoodman401 2 роки тому +4

      Better change that attitude if you want that to change

    • @spiderduckpig
      @spiderduckpig 2 роки тому +35

      don't worry bro just watch a video telling you that you have money and gold will materialize in front of you

    • @lawrencescales9864
      @lawrencescales9864 2 роки тому +15

      @@uthergoodman401 I mean a positive attitude may make the job more tolerable but it won’t just get him a new job magically or change when he has to wake up…

    • @uthergoodman401
      @uthergoodman401 2 роки тому +4

      @@lawrencescales9864 Yeah. Hes gonna have to work his ass off to improve his life but being in the mindset of thinking you're a loser will only make you stay a loser

  • @dylancoward5798
    @dylancoward5798 2 роки тому +4

    8:06 : sometimes they will let out all emotions
    Charlie: *jesus fucking He still has 6 minutes!?!?*

  • @SocialistIntrovert
    @SocialistIntrovert Рік тому

    7:28 I guess sitting down and ripping up paper is a good technique.

  • @SageReiger
    @SageReiger 2 роки тому +2961

    What do you mean, Charlie? You're a guru to us all! I'll never forget the time you taught all of us how to properly wipe our asses.

    • @Randomness67
      @Randomness67 2 роки тому +5

      if you wan't to have a productive day get up when the sun does go for a run make breakfast/eat clean and do school work

    • @orikku
      @orikku 2 роки тому +6

      No this man wasn’t a guru, he was a father

    • @neonpineapples_
      @neonpineapples_ 2 роки тому +13

      @JАСКSEPTICЕYЕ'S DАD IS IN НЕLL LMАО very funny

    • @thedejectedape953
      @thedejectedape953 2 роки тому +7

      I dunno, I went from sit wiping to stand wiping because my sausage ends up touching the bowl when I sit wipe (ew.) and my ass also got phat af so reaching around without absolutely saturating my front tail on the bowl became impossible. I just can't be dealing with a dirty dick, man.

    • @thedejectedape953
      @thedejectedape953 2 роки тому +12

      @JАСКSEPTICЕYЕ'S DАD IS IN НЕLL LMАО Why do people do this? Have you seen a mental health professional yet?

  • @Ewan_Smith
    @Ewan_Smith 2 роки тому +186

    I happened to meet one of these guys who sells dating self-help courses, and he fully admitted that 1) his target audience are mostly desperate men who will do anything to get a partner, and 2) that the most committed people in his audience are willing to REGULARLY pay him an absurd amount of money for years on end. The guy knew exactly what he was doing

    • @Ozzie_Mandias
      @Ozzie_Mandias Рік тому +2

      Sounds like an infinite money cheat...

    • @BigStangWolf
      @BigStangWolf 10 місяців тому +1

      lmfao that lad's a business genius

  • @burst1530
    @burst1530 4 місяці тому +3

    guys make fun of women for astrology and then tune into money making affirmations before tucking into bed

  • @TahoeTruck2k
    @TahoeTruck2k 2 роки тому

    I swam in high school and college. In high school I would wake up at 3:45AM for a 4:30 practice because the pool was 30 min away and let me tell you, waking up that early seriously destroyed me no matter how early I went to bed

  • @MemeL0rd13
    @MemeL0rd13 2 роки тому +24

    Every Muslim waking up for Fajr: "Billionare"

    • @theunknowman12
      @theunknowman12 2 роки тому +3

      And its ramadhan right now so all of those muslim must be billionare right now

    • @MemeL0rd13
      @MemeL0rd13 2 роки тому

      billionaire x 30 lol

  • @MeelogMalterion
    @MeelogMalterion 2 роки тому +10

    0:35 woah woah woah no need to Bring a Jojo character into this calm down

  • @Ash-ow5yc
    @Ash-ow5yc 2 роки тому +657

    UA-cam gurus ignite the most passionate, unhealthy rage in me. Idk if it’s the self righteousness, or the fake toxic positivity. Maybe it’s the suffocating narcissism.
    Either way, they’re one of the worst breeds of humans.

    • @ange4154
      @ange4154 2 роки тому +38

      I guess sometimes it depends on which one it is for me. Like I heard of a few that actually give good advice, like changing your mindset and working on raising your productivity levels, etc. The "this billionaire's routine is scientifically proven to attract more money towards you" videos do make me want to wake up at 4AM and beat up the video maker tbh

    • @MaztRPwn
      @MaztRPwn 2 роки тому +9

      Toxic is the stuff under the sink. Its pronounced "assholes".

    • @peterk.2108
      @peterk.2108 2 роки тому +2

      @@MaztRPwn wheres your pfp from boy

    • @wireworks4252
      @wireworks4252 2 роки тому +17

      ​@@ange4154 Usually the ones who say BS are the ones who keep begging you to buy their online course. They get rich off of desperate and gullible people.

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 роки тому

      READ MY NAME!
      !

  • @RayBetterThanEvilCanival
    @RayBetterThanEvilCanival Рік тому

    5:00 This sounds like the kind of meditation tape Mr. Crabs would listen to

  • @LJStability
    @LJStability 2 роки тому +122

    Also, just a bit of actual personal advice, don't feel the need to wake up early at 4 am each day. After waking up early for hospital work, there's nothing wrong with embracing a good nice sleep and waking up at 7am or 9 am. Hell, enjoy the gift of not having to wake up super early. There's more diminishing returns from waking up super early.

    • @adrianvasquez5008
      @adrianvasquez5008 2 роки тому +5

      There’s also no point, there’s no difference in doing a 9 hour work shift starting at 4 a.m or 8 a.m. cuz you still gonna put in the 9 hours and have the free time afterwards depending on the time you go to bed. Whether you stay up all night and wake up at 9 or go to bed really early and wake up at 4. It’s like paying a product that costs a $100 with a $100 bill or two $50 bills, makes no difference.

    • @richardgarrison8328
      @richardgarrison8328 2 роки тому +5

      Nice try, secret gate keeping billionaire

  • @mrcupcake5309
    @mrcupcake5309 2 роки тому +123

    When my wife left me over a year ago now I was destroyed and felt like I lost everything. The desperation to win her back lead me to those guru guys and their UA-cam channels. Not only them, but also people like "Marriage helper" and all those others phonies that go "We developed a system that will allow us to determine if this can be saved"
    Look, if you want to be more attractive, or you want people to notice you the best thing you can do is work on yourself.
    Yes the gym will not only make you look better, but you will start to feel amazing, and that confidence that grows within you starts to radiate off of you making you more attractive. Also pursuing new hobbies, and building new relationships or even building a stronger connecting with those who you know will help build character, and strengthen your worth.
    Don't ever fall for those guru scams who takes advantage of those who feel weak. They are terrible people who only want your money.

    • @drunkenhobo5039
      @drunkenhobo5039 2 роки тому +11

      You don't even need the gym - people will use the (fairly legitimate) excuse that it's too expensive. Just go running. You need shoes, shorts and a shirt. Buy a set of dumbbells and pick them up and put them down when watching TV.
      Diet makes a massive difference to wellbeing too. Eat more fresh fruit and vegetables. It sounds like advice you give to kids but it genuinely helps.

    • @Megaboss_Bor
      @Megaboss_Bor 2 роки тому +3

      Thank you mister cupcake

    • @azkrouzreimertz9784
      @azkrouzreimertz9784 2 роки тому +1

      Queue the rainbow

  • @rouserouse5302
    @rouserouse5302 2 роки тому +6

    Personally, meditating and breathing has helped ease my anxiety and ptsd. But, its not a solution for every situation

    • @cleo3271
      @cleo3271 2 роки тому

      Yes Charlie is a big septic if he doesn’t believe that’s on him !

  • @jacob9043
    @jacob9043 2 роки тому

    0:32 he just knows when bro

  • @phrog849
    @phrog849 2 роки тому +5

    2:58 well that is actually fairly true, its not arbitrary, sleep is based on the Circadian rhythm which doesn't really care when you fall asleep on a particular night.

  • @MYLAR.
    @MYLAR. 2 роки тому +79

    I never realized people took the “sigma grindset” meme seriously, I know people had to be like that to make the joke to begin with but I’ve seen people who laugh at it turn into it

    • @juliee593
      @juliee593 2 роки тому +16

      The sigma grindset meme started as a parody based on an actual mindset propagated by some cringey influencers

    • @MYLAR.
      @MYLAR. 2 роки тому +7

      @@juliee593 oh definitely, it’s just so weird to see that the people who were in on/made the joke becoming the joke

    • @eyo8766
      @eyo8766 Рік тому +1

      ​@@MYLAR.It's pretty sad isn't it. They think gyms solve everything

  • @redhead3dranger964
    @redhead3dranger964 2 роки тому +106

    "Who needs money, when you have knowledge" - some guy showing off his big house with a ton a books

    • @ShtikMahn
      @ShtikMahn 2 роки тому +1

      That he bought. With money.

    • @donaldn5798
      @donaldn5798 2 роки тому +2

      Who was that one dude who had a shelf of books in his garage right next to his supercar?

    • @redhead3dranger964
      @redhead3dranger964 2 роки тому

      @@donaldn5798 bro I have no idea, I believe the take away from that whole video was.... Knowledge

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis 2 роки тому +2

      @@donaldn5798 Ty Lopez - the fake rich guy who somehow got away with it. Dude literally rented out mansions and supercars for his videos but was a complete nobody in reality. Dude got away with it even after getting exposed. Many people still believe that he is actually a millionaire or some shit.

    • @starshine9662
      @starshine9662 2 роки тому

      Pretty much everyone wealthy could give a damn about money because they have it lol
      Meanwhile, everyone else is like: we need money

  • @zowlgd
    @zowlgd 2 роки тому +1

    Got an ad for a entrepreneurial scam when I clicked on this

  • @DoctorLo0p
    @DoctorLo0p 2 роки тому +17

    I bought one worth $1,500 of these because at that time i was depressed while failing college and thought if i got this product maybe i could succeed in life. The sad truth was that they do not help you and are just there for your money…

    • @vatos3367
      @vatos3367 2 роки тому +7

      I hope you are better now

  • @simonhughes2902
    @simonhughes2902 2 роки тому +24

    "you can wake up at 4am and still be a loser", ye that pretty much sums it up

  • @Jack_Wolfe
    @Jack_Wolfe 2 роки тому +4

    2:40 sounds like that new AI voice thing. I can only tell because of the way the voice is making inclinations in the wrong place because the person typing its script has a minimalist understanding of grammar and syntax.

  • @WesternCommie
    @WesternCommie 2 роки тому

    "Mind set is the most important part of success". Which really means, "I have nothing actually useful to provide, so here is some useless garbage".

  • @AirCatcher
    @AirCatcher 2 роки тому +18

    It's true, i have been waking up at 4:00AM for the past 2 years, And i'm still a massive loser

    • @viktordoe1636
      @viktordoe1636 2 роки тому +3

      Because you forgot about the cold showers bro! You must take cold showers, besides waking up early...

    • @Coffin17I
      @Coffin17I 2 роки тому

      You aren't affirming hard enough peasant.

    • @AirCatcher
      @AirCatcher 2 роки тому +3

      @@viktordoe1636 oh i forgot about that step..

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen 2 роки тому +6

    3:48 Of course there are a few Jordan Peterson videos there.

    • @Tocinos
      @Tocinos 2 роки тому

      can't have a pseudo-guru without the room cleaner

  • @andrewphilos
    @andrewphilos 2 роки тому +544

    That "second brain" thing is actual kind of true, but in a way completely differently than how that weird guy is explaining it. Basically, the microbiome of bacteria, flora, and other microorganisms in your intestines can strongly influence your behavior in a way that some scientists have called your "second brain." The stuff you eat changes your gut biome, which drives you to desire the same food.

    • @javabean4383
      @javabean4383 2 роки тому +96

      I've also seen the argument of when you have a gut feeling about something being used as a second brain explanation. Your way of explaining it actually makes a lot of sense

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 2 роки тому +23

      But would that really be a "brain"? In that case, literally every part of your body can be your second brain, no?

    • @andrewphilos
      @andrewphilos 2 роки тому +76

      @@javabean4383 That actually has another source which is also really fascinating! See, before the theory of mind, people didn't know that the brain was where your thoughts came from. They thought they came from your internal organs, like your spleen, your gallbladder, and yes, your stomach. So any emotions that come from that part of your body are "gut feelings."

    • @andrewphilos
      @andrewphilos 2 роки тому +51

      @@lockerbuddy2039 The rest of your body follows your brain's lead. The microbiome is unique in that it can also "lead," so to speak. At least that's how I understand it. But also... I think the cultures on your skin might also count.

    • @ShadowEclipse777
      @ShadowEclipse777 2 роки тому +57

      It can do more than just affect food cravings. It can legitimately affect your emotional and mental health, at least to a certain extent

  • @yamchayaku
    @yamchayaku 10 місяців тому +2

    "You can still work at 4am and still be a loser"
    This was me when I worked in the tech industry and drank the kool aid. High pay... But also in a high cost of living area and a lot expenses on transportation. With the amount left over going straight to the 401k after food, water and utilities, the amount put in will never be enough to retire on, and the growth rate is laughable.

  • @thecactussword4304
    @thecactussword4304 2 роки тому +97

    My mother's been stuck watching these people for the last couple of years now, the 'self-help' corner of UA-cam that actively encourage people to sit on their asses and think wishing hard enough'll make Cosmo and Wanda fly out of the grassy knoll and make all their wishes come true. For the last couple of years I lived with her while I was still in high school, she was completely indoctrinated. It didn't matter who I watched, Charlie here, the AVGN, The Autarch of Flame, an old "top ten" UA-camr I used to catch back in the day, they were all "the cussing guy" and I was "wasting my time" watching them. All this, while she watched almost daily uploads from the likes of Grant Cardone and Gary Vee, thinking she was a "hustler" for watching those crooks whilst actively having *no* cashflow or job. As far as my knowledge, she's still homeless.
    I blame it all on these things. These semi-human shapes that actively encourage people to mindlessly listen to everything they hear and prey on their good natures. I hope they never take a comfortable dump again in their entire lives, I hope everything they eat magically starts tasting like orange juice and toothpaste
    Words cannot describe how much I hate these people for ruining my mother. She was never a saint, hell, I doubt she was ever truly 'sane,' but at least she wasn't peddling MLM horseshit to her own son.

    • @nekoon8329
      @nekoon8329 2 роки тому +10

      I'm really sorry to hear that man hope you're doing better now after all of this.

    • @TheCrazyOne2
      @TheCrazyOne2 7 місяців тому +1

      God, that sounds horrible. I hope your mother recovers and I hope you too are in a better place than she was

  • @StreakyBaconMan
    @StreakyBaconMan 2 роки тому +3

    The gurus are getting out of control. I even recently saw a guru pyramid scheme - he teaches you to become a guru that teaches other people to become gurus.

    • @詹姆斯-k2k
      @詹姆斯-k2k 2 роки тому

      I see this a lot in fitness. A fitness personal trainer guru, who’s gonna teach fellow personal trainers how to maximise and get more clients, through social media and other influencer ‘techniques.’

  • @James-vc1kc
    @James-vc1kc 2 роки тому +4

    On “you can wake up at 4am and be a loser,” I knew someone who woke up at 4am everyday. What’d he do when he got up? Logged on to RuneScape to do his magic tree run. Had to reach 3 runs a day somehow.

  • @bengarcia3063
    @bengarcia3063 2 роки тому

    5:50 I thought he was bouta say “ now how about you go manifest some bitches” 😂😂😂😂

  • @AnnieAcrux
    @AnnieAcrux 2 роки тому +349

    fun fact: the thing about the guts being some sort of a second brain is actually true. our gut bacteria can influence our brain and vice versa. that's why having a good diet has been shown to improve mood and mental conditions, as much as your mental state can influence appetite and digestion. there is a connection there and it's fascinating. researchers are trying to find out how it all works

    • @StorymasterQ
      @StorymasterQ 2 роки тому +72

      Yep, the ENS, or the 'second brain' as some people call it, isn't really a thinking brain, more of a regulatory one.
      Some body functions, like the heart, operate independently of the brain, and some, like the ENS., operate in conjunction with the brain. It's not that much of a read if you want to get to know about it, but people calling it the 'second brain' really muddles the water with misinformation.

    • @AnnieAcrux
      @AnnieAcrux 2 роки тому +19

      @@StorymasterQ yep! you explained way better than me ahah indeed people get the wrong idea about it and are skeptical from the start, when it is a well documented fenomenon. SciShow made a nice video about it too, anyone who's curious should check it out:D

    • @wil.d_sage
      @wil.d_sage 2 роки тому +22

      Our microbiome is so interesting! Still, I don’t think my friendly resident E. coli can help me make a million dollars, but I guess I’ve never tried 😂

    • @MYLAR.
      @MYLAR. 2 роки тому +50

      @@wil.d_sage asking my tapeworm if I should invest in crypto

    • @wil.d_sage
      @wil.d_sage 2 роки тому +23

      @@MYLAR. good idea, it might have some insider knowledge

  • @Fairly-odd-kel
    @Fairly-odd-kel 2 роки тому +158

    I was really into UA-cam guru's until I noticed the links to their courses that cost more money than I could get from just one kidney

    • @Demonofthedesi
      @Demonofthedesi 2 роки тому +18

      The only way to achieve true results is by selling both your kidneys

    • @Fairly-odd-kel
      @Fairly-odd-kel 2 роки тому +8

      @@Demonofthedesi true but I'd have to replace them with something else which in itself is a costly endeavor

    • @jordancastillo2206
      @jordancastillo2206 2 роки тому +20

      @@Fairly-odd-kel replace em with burger king whoppers

    • @Fairly-odd-kel
      @Fairly-odd-kel 2 роки тому +1

      @@jordancastillo2206 lmao 🤣 good idea

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 роки тому

      READ MY NAME!
      !

  • @vashthestampid
    @vashthestampid 2 роки тому +5

    0:01 wooooo hoooo baaaaaby!!

  • @pygmalion8952
    @pygmalion8952 2 роки тому

    7:22 "don't shit" is what he is saying.

  • @logansteel5640
    @logansteel5640 2 роки тому +56

    As a loser who wakes up at 4 am I can verify charlie is 100% right

    • @alteredbeast192
      @alteredbeast192 2 роки тому +2

      dont worry i stopped waking up at 4am now im even more of a loser 😎

    • @mookiess
      @mookiess 2 роки тому +3

      being a greater loser i am i recently took it up a notch and now wake up at 3am 😎 can def confirm that i felt my chakras aligning and was able to manifest a million bucks

    • @raofabdullah
      @raofabdullah 2 роки тому +1

      Well, someone took my throne

    • @TU42Fuzzy
      @TU42Fuzzy 2 роки тому

      @@mookiess LMAO

  • @dominicmillerca
    @dominicmillerca 2 роки тому +390

    The secret to become a billionaire :
    1. Having a rich family.
    2. Being narcissistic and/or a psychopath.
    3. Steal ideas from others and act like they are yours.
    4. Lie to people.
    Oh shit! I think I accidentally wrote Elon Musk's biography... 😂

    • @ThisIsCool45
      @ThisIsCool45 2 роки тому +79

      Are you trying to anger cryptobros and people who base their personality off the Wolf of Wall Street movie?

    • @cinmonaby
      @cinmonaby 2 роки тому +2

      😔

    • @samuels1245
      @samuels1245 2 роки тому +34

      You forgot waking up at 4am

    • @ZombolicBand
      @ZombolicBand 2 роки тому +17

      The biography of most billionaires haha

    • @lasura
      @lasura 2 роки тому +2

      Omg you did 🤣