You know who else works up at 4am? Farmers, contractors, anyone with a commute, delivery drivers, all trades people, most truck drivers, loggers, anyone who works out in the morning, too many people to count. And none are millionaires.
My biggest pet peeve is when the guru has a degree in what they’re trying to teach but then tells people degrees are scams and they can become wealthy with 6 months of experience and no degree.
@@p0intblAnkwaziT yeah but most of the time they’re in tech because of a tech degree and then say others can get a job with no experience when they know it’s hard to pass interviews and it’s unlikely to get a job with just boot camp. But yeah some degrees can end up being worthless.
@@epicswirl A lot of degrees can end up being useless ESPECIALLY if you take a military route and especially in the US Tech is one of the few things I'd say where you absolutely need a degree to get hired by someone obviously you can do solo stuff but it ain't reliable
Theirs only some degrees that are actually worth it so I agree to an extent that college is worthless for things, especially now when stuff like trade schools and apprenticeships are so much more valuable than a degree imo.Though telling people not to go is stupid, people should look at their options and see whether college will be worth it for them.
When I was depressed I would unintentionally wake up around 4 am almost every day and then not be able to go back to sleep. I must have misunderstood the instructions because instead of billions of dollars I just got extreme anxiety and sleep deprivation. 10/10 guru advice,
That whole “wake up at 4 am to become a billionaire” feels like a billionaire wrote it so that his workers would get up earlier to work more hours for them and tricking them into thinking that if they work harder they’ll have a chance to become like them
This is the worst logic I've ever heard how does waking up earlier make it so you have to work more, the only thing it does is give you more free time to do things you want to do. Not like your boss is going to find out you started waking up early and shift all your schedules and give you longer hours lol.
I don’t think a single individual has ever thought they will become a billionaire working a modern day slavery job. If they do then they deserve to be there
The only reason you should want to work in a modern day slavery job is to accumulate more money that you can spend on a business or something else that will grant you a huge amount of money that will launch you to prosperity. That's what I'm doing right now, I have around 5000 dollars, gonna get some more soon.
i really hate the whole manifestation thing bc i see all these ppl saying if you think about negative things happening they will happen and it genuinely makes me paranoid that things going wrong is my fault for being afraid that they'd go wrong even though it doesn't actually make any sense
Charlie missed his old room so much, he redecorated his new one to look exactly like it! Even going so far as to have the outlets in the wall, that's dedication.
I mean if they want to make such videos, at least provide some reliable links to scientific articles on what they said like what I am doing for my videos on my channel
Self help gurus aren't lying when they say that listening to them will generate success, generate a better life... it just generates a better life for the guru, not the listener.
I will say that there are genuine people that teach solid advice on what they know, but they aren’t really considered ‘gurus’. They will tell you that you have to do your own work and that there is no shortcut or magic pill to get rich. It goes to show that one has to be careful when going into this field because there are scammers trying to take advantage of it
I see so many of these posts on social media about how "successful people wake up at 4am" as well. I wake up at 4:45am to go to work......*checks bank account*.... definitely not a millionaire
These gurus are so dangerous for mentally ill people or people experiencing recent traumas/griefs/depression etc. I’m diagnosed w Bipolar Disorder, I used to follow these guys word for word and convinced myself I manifested my own bipolar, could get rid of it, etc. Just horrible for anyone prone to tapping out of reality.
Um, _where_ exactly can we purchase our very own set of "Critical Moist Crystals"?? Let's get on _that_ team! You see, cause _some_ of us are in absolute _desperate_ need, to waste our money somewhere. Here seems just about as good a place as any, right?😂😂😂
reminds me of a skit i saw woman: i need evidence that the earth is flat google (as a person): heres 70 different studies that prove otherwise woman: i said, "evidence that the earth is flat" google: Ugh, fine
@@kirtil5177 Yeah, the "If Google Was A Guy" sketches are classic Collegehumor cultural awareness. The actor is also in a ton of great stuff from The Onion.
As someone who used to fall into these traps I can say this: These people are going through extremely hard times in their lives and just want something that can get them out. These videos are easy ways to consume content that make you feel like you're making progress while in reality it's doing nothing. it's an easy escape, and it's sad to see.
Yeah...sad as it is, everyone can fall victim to a scam, provided they're in a difficult enough situation. No matter how familiar you are with a scam, no matter how intelligent and wary you are, all it takes is a really bad day.
I became estranged from one of my best friends because, at least in part, "self help" turned him into a hard to deal with person. At first it was just kind of weird when he started talking about the "law of attraction" and how he definitely manifested something entirely out of his control. Then he read some book about how you yourself are your own authority when covid hit, which led him into covid denialism and the whole plethora of conspiracy theories. Now nothing is real anymore and whatever happens to you is without question your own fault.
4:37 u can't tell me they didn't rip, render, copy, or whatever u wanna call it that image straight from Death Stranding. I didn't even play the game and that shit looks like every screenshot I've ever seen from that game.
I love how their metric for success is being a billionaire. As if most billionaires' stories aren't just "I was born to a family worth hundreds of millions and I invested it".
This. Exactly this. I think the problem is just that people just really are so disconnected by income inequality that they truly don't understand how much easier they have it than the average fella.
Or worse - they inherited a business and started doing shady shit to screw everyone else over. I trust billionaires and trillionaires the least. They are all criminals and they get away with it through lobbying.
3 things you should do before turning 30: 1- Have at least 5 multimillion dollar dropshipping companies 2- Sleep in Wendy's bathroom and wake up at 4 am 3- Invest in rare fish NFT
The worst part is, those Gurus infested the internet so much, that everytime you search a genuine solution to a problem you have you get those Idiots forced down your throat. They literally drowned actual answers so they can sell their stuff.
And stuff like this is why I’m so hesitant to just look up information online, because who knows how much shit I have to sift through to find anything worthwhile
take it from me, my alarm rings at 3:30-4:00 am and it doesnt make me "more productive" nor "more successful." if anything, im more depressed and less successful. waking up early fucking blows 99% of the time.
After listening to these exercises for 10 minutes and 46 seconds I've doubled my income to an incredible 20 dollars, doubled the size of my cardboard box, and moved into a new, bougier part of the city in a scenic alleyway that contains only 3 violent crimes at any given time. Thank you Charlie, truly you are the greatest self help guru of all.
I'm so happy to hear that man I'm currently living out of the attic of a McDonalds instead of the bathroom of a taco bell so this video definitely helped me to!
I love Charlie for using his platform and huge view counts to educate people to stay away from all those bullshit channels that just brainwash you into paying them money
We really need to start teaching people that before they waste money they should spend 5 minutes doing research as if you can find a forum talking about it you can quickly get real people giving honest responses about it so you can know if its a scam or not since so many people just mindlessly trust ads/reviews/articles which are just filled with lies, misinformation and fake reviews
leaving reply here so i can wait for the guy who says that Charlie is evil because he didn't give $10 000 to a small streamer but cheaped out and gave $1000
"You can wake up at 4AM and still be a loser. Plenty of people do it." I mean Charlie isn't wrong i wake up at 4AM to go work a dead end park job for the city and i'm a loser.
@@uthergoodman401 I mean a positive attitude may make the job more tolerable but it won’t just get him a new job magically or change when he has to wake up…
@@lawrencescales9864 Yeah. Hes gonna have to work his ass off to improve his life but being in the mindset of thinking you're a loser will only make you stay a loser
I dunno, I went from sit wiping to stand wiping because my sausage ends up touching the bowl when I sit wipe (ew.) and my ass also got phat af so reaching around without absolutely saturating my front tail on the bowl became impossible. I just can't be dealing with a dirty dick, man.
I happened to meet one of these guys who sells dating self-help courses, and he fully admitted that 1) his target audience are mostly desperate men who will do anything to get a partner, and 2) that the most committed people in his audience are willing to REGULARLY pay him an absurd amount of money for years on end. The guy knew exactly what he was doing
I swam in high school and college. In high school I would wake up at 3:45AM for a 4:30 practice because the pool was 30 min away and let me tell you, waking up that early seriously destroyed me no matter how early I went to bed
UA-cam gurus ignite the most passionate, unhealthy rage in me. Idk if it’s the self righteousness, or the fake toxic positivity. Maybe it’s the suffocating narcissism. Either way, they’re one of the worst breeds of humans.
I guess sometimes it depends on which one it is for me. Like I heard of a few that actually give good advice, like changing your mindset and working on raising your productivity levels, etc. The "this billionaire's routine is scientifically proven to attract more money towards you" videos do make me want to wake up at 4AM and beat up the video maker tbh
@@ange4154 Usually the ones who say BS are the ones who keep begging you to buy their online course. They get rich off of desperate and gullible people.
Also, just a bit of actual personal advice, don't feel the need to wake up early at 4 am each day. After waking up early for hospital work, there's nothing wrong with embracing a good nice sleep and waking up at 7am or 9 am. Hell, enjoy the gift of not having to wake up super early. There's more diminishing returns from waking up super early.
There’s also no point, there’s no difference in doing a 9 hour work shift starting at 4 a.m or 8 a.m. cuz you still gonna put in the 9 hours and have the free time afterwards depending on the time you go to bed. Whether you stay up all night and wake up at 9 or go to bed really early and wake up at 4. It’s like paying a product that costs a $100 with a $100 bill or two $50 bills, makes no difference.
When my wife left me over a year ago now I was destroyed and felt like I lost everything. The desperation to win her back lead me to those guru guys and their UA-cam channels. Not only them, but also people like "Marriage helper" and all those others phonies that go "We developed a system that will allow us to determine if this can be saved" Look, if you want to be more attractive, or you want people to notice you the best thing you can do is work on yourself. Yes the gym will not only make you look better, but you will start to feel amazing, and that confidence that grows within you starts to radiate off of you making you more attractive. Also pursuing new hobbies, and building new relationships or even building a stronger connecting with those who you know will help build character, and strengthen your worth. Don't ever fall for those guru scams who takes advantage of those who feel weak. They are terrible people who only want your money.
You don't even need the gym - people will use the (fairly legitimate) excuse that it's too expensive. Just go running. You need shoes, shorts and a shirt. Buy a set of dumbbells and pick them up and put them down when watching TV. Diet makes a massive difference to wellbeing too. Eat more fresh fruit and vegetables. It sounds like advice you give to kids but it genuinely helps.
2:58 well that is actually fairly true, its not arbitrary, sleep is based on the Circadian rhythm which doesn't really care when you fall asleep on a particular night.
I never realized people took the “sigma grindset” meme seriously, I know people had to be like that to make the joke to begin with but I’ve seen people who laugh at it turn into it
@@donaldn5798 Ty Lopez - the fake rich guy who somehow got away with it. Dude literally rented out mansions and supercars for his videos but was a complete nobody in reality. Dude got away with it even after getting exposed. Many people still believe that he is actually a millionaire or some shit.
I bought one worth $1,500 of these because at that time i was depressed while failing college and thought if i got this product maybe i could succeed in life. The sad truth was that they do not help you and are just there for your money…
2:40 sounds like that new AI voice thing. I can only tell because of the way the voice is making inclinations in the wrong place because the person typing its script has a minimalist understanding of grammar and syntax.
That "second brain" thing is actual kind of true, but in a way completely differently than how that weird guy is explaining it. Basically, the microbiome of bacteria, flora, and other microorganisms in your intestines can strongly influence your behavior in a way that some scientists have called your "second brain." The stuff you eat changes your gut biome, which drives you to desire the same food.
I've also seen the argument of when you have a gut feeling about something being used as a second brain explanation. Your way of explaining it actually makes a lot of sense
@@javabean4383 That actually has another source which is also really fascinating! See, before the theory of mind, people didn't know that the brain was where your thoughts came from. They thought they came from your internal organs, like your spleen, your gallbladder, and yes, your stomach. So any emotions that come from that part of your body are "gut feelings."
@@lockerbuddy2039 The rest of your body follows your brain's lead. The microbiome is unique in that it can also "lead," so to speak. At least that's how I understand it. But also... I think the cultures on your skin might also count.
"You can still work at 4am and still be a loser" This was me when I worked in the tech industry and drank the kool aid. High pay... But also in a high cost of living area and a lot expenses on transportation. With the amount left over going straight to the 401k after food, water and utilities, the amount put in will never be enough to retire on, and the growth rate is laughable.
My mother's been stuck watching these people for the last couple of years now, the 'self-help' corner of UA-cam that actively encourage people to sit on their asses and think wishing hard enough'll make Cosmo and Wanda fly out of the grassy knoll and make all their wishes come true. For the last couple of years I lived with her while I was still in high school, she was completely indoctrinated. It didn't matter who I watched, Charlie here, the AVGN, The Autarch of Flame, an old "top ten" UA-camr I used to catch back in the day, they were all "the cussing guy" and I was "wasting my time" watching them. All this, while she watched almost daily uploads from the likes of Grant Cardone and Gary Vee, thinking she was a "hustler" for watching those crooks whilst actively having *no* cashflow or job. As far as my knowledge, she's still homeless. I blame it all on these things. These semi-human shapes that actively encourage people to mindlessly listen to everything they hear and prey on their good natures. I hope they never take a comfortable dump again in their entire lives, I hope everything they eat magically starts tasting like orange juice and toothpaste Words cannot describe how much I hate these people for ruining my mother. She was never a saint, hell, I doubt she was ever truly 'sane,' but at least she wasn't peddling MLM horseshit to her own son.
The gurus are getting out of control. I even recently saw a guru pyramid scheme - he teaches you to become a guru that teaches other people to become gurus.
I see this a lot in fitness. A fitness personal trainer guru, who’s gonna teach fellow personal trainers how to maximise and get more clients, through social media and other influencer ‘techniques.’
On “you can wake up at 4am and be a loser,” I knew someone who woke up at 4am everyday. What’d he do when he got up? Logged on to RuneScape to do his magic tree run. Had to reach 3 runs a day somehow.
fun fact: the thing about the guts being some sort of a second brain is actually true. our gut bacteria can influence our brain and vice versa. that's why having a good diet has been shown to improve mood and mental conditions, as much as your mental state can influence appetite and digestion. there is a connection there and it's fascinating. researchers are trying to find out how it all works
Yep, the ENS, or the 'second brain' as some people call it, isn't really a thinking brain, more of a regulatory one. Some body functions, like the heart, operate independently of the brain, and some, like the ENS., operate in conjunction with the brain. It's not that much of a read if you want to get to know about it, but people calling it the 'second brain' really muddles the water with misinformation.
@@StorymasterQ yep! you explained way better than me ahah indeed people get the wrong idea about it and are skeptical from the start, when it is a well documented fenomenon. SciShow made a nice video about it too, anyone who's curious should check it out:D
being a greater loser i am i recently took it up a notch and now wake up at 3am 😎 can def confirm that i felt my chakras aligning and was able to manifest a million bucks
The secret to become a billionaire : 1. Having a rich family. 2. Being narcissistic and/or a psychopath. 3. Steal ideas from others and act like they are yours. 4. Lie to people. Oh shit! I think I accidentally wrote Elon Musk's biography... 😂
You know who else works up at 4am? Farmers, contractors, anyone with a commute, delivery drivers, all trades people, most truck drivers, loggers, anyone who works out in the morning, too many people to count. And none are millionaires.
My biggest pet peeve is when the guru has a degree in what they’re trying to teach but then tells people degrees are scams and they can become wealthy with 6 months of experience and no degree.
READ MY NAME!
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Or they just realized their degree was worthless. I did engineering, ended up in sales. Make way more money, work way less. Ya feel
@@p0intblAnkwaziT yeah but most of the time they’re in tech because of a tech degree and then say others can get a job with no experience when they know it’s hard to pass interviews and it’s unlikely to get a job with just boot camp. But yeah some degrees can end up being worthless.
@@epicswirl A lot of degrees can end up being useless ESPECIALLY if you take a military route and especially in the US Tech is one of the few things I'd say where you absolutely need a degree to get hired by someone obviously you can do solo stuff but it ain't reliable
Theirs only some degrees that are actually worth it so I agree to an extent that college is worthless for things, especially now when stuff like trade schools and apprenticeships are so much more valuable than a degree imo.Though telling people not to go is stupid, people should look at their options and see whether college will be worth it for them.
I wake up at 4am and I'm a total loser
5:23 no the love of money is the root of all evil
When I was depressed I would unintentionally wake up around 4 am almost every day and then not be able to go back to sleep. I must have misunderstood the instructions because instead of billions of dollars I just got extreme anxiety and sleep deprivation.
10/10 guru advice,
Relatable
👏
Me too!
Thank you for the information, Mr. Gates.
"was"
That whole “wake up at 4 am to become a billionaire” feels like a billionaire wrote it so that his workers would get up earlier to work more hours for them and tricking them into thinking that if they work harder they’ll have a chance to become like them
i mean it does take hard work to be like them, just not working for there company
@@docmain999 takes lots of gambling
This is the worst logic I've ever heard how does waking up earlier make it so you have to work more, the only thing it does is give you more free time to do things you want to do. Not like your boss is going to find out you started waking up early and shift all your schedules and give you longer hours lol.
I don’t think a single individual has ever thought they will become a billionaire working a modern day slavery job. If they do then they deserve to be there
The only reason you should want to work in a modern day slavery job is to accumulate more money that you can spend on a business or something else that will grant you a huge amount of money that will launch you to prosperity. That's what I'm doing right now, I have around 5000 dollars, gonna get some more soon.
My mom always woke up at 4 or even after 4 but not later than 5am, and she isn't a billionaire. Where did she go wrong? :/
I didn't get a mil but my taxes just hit my bank
7:41
“FUUUTUUUURRREEE!”
A few years ago when I had my car stolen, a friend of mine told me it was because I manifested it.
Really took victim blaming to a psychic level.
I misinterpreted this for a second as you psychically manifesting the car somewhere else
"oops, teleported my car to Seattle. Gah, what a pain!"
Should have just stolen their car.
Should've told her that I hope you manifest a brain
i hope you manifested your friends car being stolen after that.. what a horrible friend i hope you’re no longer friends
i really hate the whole manifestation thing bc i see all these ppl saying if you think about negative things happening they will happen and it genuinely makes me paranoid that things going wrong is my fault for being afraid that they'd go wrong even though it doesn't actually make any sense
Charlie missed his old room so much, he redecorated his new one to look exactly like it! Even going so far as to have the outlets in the wall, that's dedication.
@JАСКSEPTICЕYЕ'S DАD IS IN НЕLL LMАО your bots are terrible 😂
Nah, the outlets are probably stickers
@Phroggy it’s kinda funny tho
@JАСКSEPTICЕYЕ'S DАD IS IN НЕLL LMАО whoever programmed u and the other bots will be the one in hell, how awful can u be
@@Acolyte82 😐📸4k
2:12 Sounds like the robot voice from the Trendwatch videos.
6:55 it’s actually proven true that majority of neurons are located within the gut region. I know, it’s weird, but true.
I hate people like this because my Dad falls for it all the time
cause your dad is born a loser
5:25 mr.crab moment
“It’s not delivery it’s Digiorno” that indeed it is
5:53 this is fucking surreal
Speaker: Intestines are like a battery
Charlie: No, it's like a septic tank
Keeping it real
READ MY NAME!
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Charlie do have a point there
Now I understand when they say my brain is full of shit
I mean if they want to make such videos, at least provide some reliable links to scientific articles on what they said like what I am doing for my videos on my channel
HIT THE GYM. YEAHHH. GET MORE MUSCLE EQUALS GEET DA LADIES!!! YEEEEEEEE... 😆
2:32 also sounds like when I’m hammered and hitting the zone on apex at 3am 🤷♂️
3:42, No... the plan was to actually sell bedtimes :(
3:28 it’s true i can confirm.
"you can still wake up at 4 AM and be a loser." we need this in tee shirt form.
🤝
Ikr
Self help gurus aren't lying when they say that listening to them will generate success, generate a better life...
it just generates a better life for the guru, not the listener.
I will say that there are genuine people that teach solid advice on what they know, but they aren’t really considered ‘gurus’. They will tell you that you have to do your own work and that there is no shortcut or magic pill to get rich. It goes to show that one has to be careful when going into this field because there are scammers trying to take advantage of it
"Rub your shungite crystal to align your chakras "Lol
I see so many of these posts on social media about how "successful people wake up at 4am" as well.
I wake up at 4:45am to go to work......*checks bank account*.... definitely not a millionaire
These gurus are so dangerous for mentally ill people or people experiencing recent traumas/griefs/depression etc. I’m diagnosed w Bipolar Disorder, I used to follow these guys word for word and convinced myself I manifested my own bipolar, could get rid of it, etc. Just horrible for anyone prone to tapping out of reality.
Exactly. They’re like televangelists; they prey on vulnerable people and it’s disgusting.
Listen to sadhguru the only good guru who gives good advice lol
@@Dollibet watch him and learn about him then
@@WamaziTech bot?
@@banjofangirl3458 nah bruh whatchu mean
"It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno"
Carve that shit into an obsidian slab for the future generations.
Um, _where_ exactly can we purchase our very own set of "Critical Moist Crystals"?? Let's get on _that_ team! You see, cause _some_ of us are in absolute _desperate_ need, to waste our money somewhere. Here seems just about as good a place as any, right?😂😂😂
Just as he said that I read this comment
Was literally eating a digorno personal pan pizza the moment Charlie said that shit and had molten cheese and sauce fly out my nose.
Shit had me rollin
Was he talking about gary vee??
4:44 i am groot 😂
Gotta love UA-cam Guru's, the ancient art of "googling until I find something that says I'm right" is a sacred practice
READ MY NAME!!!!!
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reminds me of a skit i saw
woman: i need evidence that the earth is flat
google (as a person): heres 70 different studies that prove otherwise
woman: i said, "evidence that the earth is flat"
google: Ugh, fine
@@kirtil5177 Yeah, the "If Google Was A Guy" sketches are classic Collegehumor cultural awareness. The actor is also in a ton of great stuff from The Onion.
literally the way cannabis got illegalized in the whole world xD
hey don't knock it until you need it for a school project💀
As someone who used to fall into these traps I can say this:
These people are going through extremely hard times in their lives and just want something that can get them out. These videos are easy ways to consume content that make you feel like you're making progress while in reality it's doing nothing. it's an easy escape, and it's sad to see.
Yeah...sad as it is, everyone can fall victim to a scam, provided they're in a difficult enough situation. No matter how familiar you are with a scam, no matter how intelligent and wary you are, all it takes is a really bad day.
I became estranged from one of my best friends because, at least in part, "self help" turned him into a hard to deal with person. At first it was just kind of weird when he started talking about the "law of attraction" and how he definitely manifested something entirely out of his control. Then he read some book about how you yourself are your own authority when covid hit, which led him into covid denialism and the whole plethora of conspiracy theories. Now nothing is real anymore and whatever happens to you is without question your own fault.
@@Zaparter goddamn
@@Zaparter Jesus, that's wild, I hope your friend isn't struggling with mental health
Well put. That's 100% exactly what it is. I have fallen for them too.
4:37 u can't tell me they didn't rip, render, copy, or whatever u wanna call it that image straight from Death Stranding. I didn't even play the game and that shit looks like every screenshot I've ever seen from that game.
you see the reason this didn't work for charlie is that he didn't wear headphones when they were clearly recommended
charlie is evil. i followed advice and now i'm rich. glad it's working for losers and reducing the competition
0:29 teachers assigning homework
Get up at 4 to smoke at 4:20
2:10 the subtitle is Indonesian, caught me off guard
The second "brain" isn't really a brain, but the enteric nervous system.
"Aight I can see through walls now." 7:54
Charlie is legendary.
Working in the military and often waking up at 4 am just makes me angry and questioning my life choices 0 profound learning, just despair and regret
3:15 As a wise man once said: "Early to rise, early to bed; makes a man healthy, but socially dead."
4:35 really be hitting the "You are powerful and attractive".
Billionaire: Wakes up at 4 AM.
Me: Goes to sleep at 4 AM.
cries in poor...
maybe they're stealing your money!
Fight Back!
I love how their metric for success is being a billionaire. As if most billionaires' stories aren't just "I was born to a family worth hundreds of millions and I invested it".
This. Exactly this. I think the problem is just that people just really are so disconnected by income inequality that they truly don't understand how much easier they have it than the average fella.
Or worse - they inherited a business and started doing shady shit to screw everyone else over. I trust billionaires and trillionaires the least. They are all criminals and they get away with it through lobbying.
This is the king of comments. Stop letting the rich fool and divide us! They're far stupider than we think lol
There’s reason why they only talk about around 20. Because the rest are exactly like this
That’s actually a myth, but ok
How to become a billionaire: Be born into a rich family.
6:15 The second brain is stored in the balls
3 things you should do before turning 30:
1- Have at least 5 multimillion dollar dropshipping companies
2- Sleep in Wendy's bathroom and wake up at 4 am
3- Invest in rare fish NFT
He's finally back in his old chamber
he's in the moist room again, thank god
I like the air conditioning here
Yes
He has returned
Feels more comfortable here
8:36
am I the only one who thought that the dark cloud was fart?
Thank god penguinz is a genuine guy for sharing this.
6:45
No wonder my parents kept calling me “shit for brains”. They just wanted me to get rich. So encouraging of them
Same ❤
The worst part is, those Gurus infested the internet so much, that everytime you search a genuine solution to a problem you have you get those Idiots forced down your throat.
They literally drowned actual answers so they can sell their stuff.
This a good point. Gurus and sponsored content/articles have made it really hard to get honest answers
And stuff like this is why I’m so hesitant to just look up information online, because who knows how much shit I have to sift through to find anything worthwhile
Exactly. So many of these Andrew Tate wannabes.
I wake up at 4am. But that’s because I have to be at work at 6:30. Wouldn’t recommend though…
take it from me, my alarm rings at 3:30-4:00 am and it doesnt make me "more productive" nor "more successful." if anything, im more depressed and less successful. waking up early fucking blows 99% of the time.
After listening to these exercises for 10 minutes and 46 seconds I've doubled my income to an incredible 20 dollars, doubled the size of my cardboard box, and moved into a new, bougier part of the city in a scenic alleyway that contains only 3 violent crimes at any given time. Thank you Charlie, truly you are the greatest self help guru of all.
This man now has the privilege of shitting where the dogs shit instead of where the rats shit.
I'm so happy to hear that man I'm currently living out of the attic of a McDonalds instead of the bathroom of a taco bell so this video definitely helped me to!
funniest shit ive read all week
9:11
and he grew 4 inches
If you have a second brain, and if said brain is located somewhere around your intestines, then it is time to call a doctor.
“UA-cam gurus are useless”
Charlie tell us something we don’t know
The US’s biggest town by territory has about 10,000 people
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar parents? Pretty sure you said uncle last time
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar What are the chances this guy becomes a big UA-camr
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar did This guy's Account get Hacked?
some people dont know. My brother lives his entire life based on what other people on yt tell him.
I love Charlie for using his platform and huge view counts to educate people to stay away from all those bullshit channels that just brainwash you into paying them money
It’s the opposite of wasted talent. It’s conserved talent.
We really need to start teaching people that before they waste money they should spend 5 minutes doing research as if you can find a forum talking about it you can quickly get real people giving honest responses about it so you can know if its a scam or not since so many people just mindlessly trust ads/reviews/articles which are just filled with lies, misinformation and fake reviews
Charlie is the real guru
@@k1llsh0t_87 and theyre so quick to throw their money away too :/
leaving reply here so i can wait for the guy who says that Charlie is evil because he didn't give $10 000 to a small streamer but cheaped out and gave $1000
The random “it’s not delivery it’s digiorno” caught me so off guard😭😂
i fucking read this as he said it. what the hell 😂 yes beautifully said as well. Charlie will never run out the greatest of one liners
Same 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
i hope its not sausage delivery
Same I had to pause and laugh 😭😂
checked my bank account, can confirm billionaire now.
Deadass? Mine is minus like 400 dollars
Share the wealth lol
I have -20,000 im in massive debt
@@larrythehoverfish3745 That's still a 5 digit number. Congrats bruh!!
Dang , can you spare a little for the community??
It's to get views. They offer garbage and people watch, thus, profit for the weirdo.
Charlie’s brain must have infinite capacity with all these topics he has discussed
I wish i could use a discord emoji
When are we gonna get him on Rogan?
probably not but he sure looks like hes made for this
I mean, he is Jesus afterall
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar you’re so fake 😂 I thought your uncle was gonna buy you a camera if you hit 60k subscribers? 🤔
Dude if humans a battery, we're a terrible one, we store and run off incredibly little energy
The second brain being located in the intestines makes a lot of sense actually, it must be where shitty ideas come from.
Your pun is disgusting. I applaud you for making me laugh though.
I thought it was in my unmentionables because many poor decisions stem from below the belt
criminally underrated comment
@@vengefulbird6918 Thats how youtube gurus are made
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"You can wake up at 4AM and still be a loser. Plenty of people do it." I mean Charlie isn't wrong i wake up at 4AM to go work a dead end park job for the city and i'm a loser.
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Better change that attitude if you want that to change
don't worry bro just watch a video telling you that you have money and gold will materialize in front of you
@@uthergoodman401 I mean a positive attitude may make the job more tolerable but it won’t just get him a new job magically or change when he has to wake up…
@@lawrencescales9864 Yeah. Hes gonna have to work his ass off to improve his life but being in the mindset of thinking you're a loser will only make you stay a loser
8:06 : sometimes they will let out all emotions
Charlie: *jesus fucking He still has 6 minutes!?!?*
7:28 I guess sitting down and ripping up paper is a good technique.
What do you mean, Charlie? You're a guru to us all! I'll never forget the time you taught all of us how to properly wipe our asses.
if you wan't to have a productive day get up when the sun does go for a run make breakfast/eat clean and do school work
No this man wasn’t a guru, he was a father
@JАСКSEPTICЕYЕ'S DАD IS IN НЕLL LMАО very funny
I dunno, I went from sit wiping to stand wiping because my sausage ends up touching the bowl when I sit wipe (ew.) and my ass also got phat af so reaching around without absolutely saturating my front tail on the bowl became impossible. I just can't be dealing with a dirty dick, man.
@JАСКSEPTICЕYЕ'S DАD IS IN НЕLL LMАО Why do people do this? Have you seen a mental health professional yet?
I happened to meet one of these guys who sells dating self-help courses, and he fully admitted that 1) his target audience are mostly desperate men who will do anything to get a partner, and 2) that the most committed people in his audience are willing to REGULARLY pay him an absurd amount of money for years on end. The guy knew exactly what he was doing
Sounds like an infinite money cheat...
lmfao that lad's a business genius
guys make fun of women for astrology and then tune into money making affirmations before tucking into bed
I swam in high school and college. In high school I would wake up at 3:45AM for a 4:30 practice because the pool was 30 min away and let me tell you, waking up that early seriously destroyed me no matter how early I went to bed
Every Muslim waking up for Fajr: "Billionare"
And its ramadhan right now so all of those muslim must be billionare right now
billionaire x 30 lol
0:35 woah woah woah no need to Bring a Jojo character into this calm down
UA-cam gurus ignite the most passionate, unhealthy rage in me. Idk if it’s the self righteousness, or the fake toxic positivity. Maybe it’s the suffocating narcissism.
Either way, they’re one of the worst breeds of humans.
I guess sometimes it depends on which one it is for me. Like I heard of a few that actually give good advice, like changing your mindset and working on raising your productivity levels, etc. The "this billionaire's routine is scientifically proven to attract more money towards you" videos do make me want to wake up at 4AM and beat up the video maker tbh
Toxic is the stuff under the sink. Its pronounced "assholes".
@@MaztRPwn wheres your pfp from boy
@@ange4154 Usually the ones who say BS are the ones who keep begging you to buy their online course. They get rich off of desperate and gullible people.
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5:00 This sounds like the kind of meditation tape Mr. Crabs would listen to
Also, just a bit of actual personal advice, don't feel the need to wake up early at 4 am each day. After waking up early for hospital work, there's nothing wrong with embracing a good nice sleep and waking up at 7am or 9 am. Hell, enjoy the gift of not having to wake up super early. There's more diminishing returns from waking up super early.
There’s also no point, there’s no difference in doing a 9 hour work shift starting at 4 a.m or 8 a.m. cuz you still gonna put in the 9 hours and have the free time afterwards depending on the time you go to bed. Whether you stay up all night and wake up at 9 or go to bed really early and wake up at 4. It’s like paying a product that costs a $100 with a $100 bill or two $50 bills, makes no difference.
Nice try, secret gate keeping billionaire
When my wife left me over a year ago now I was destroyed and felt like I lost everything. The desperation to win her back lead me to those guru guys and their UA-cam channels. Not only them, but also people like "Marriage helper" and all those others phonies that go "We developed a system that will allow us to determine if this can be saved"
Look, if you want to be more attractive, or you want people to notice you the best thing you can do is work on yourself.
Yes the gym will not only make you look better, but you will start to feel amazing, and that confidence that grows within you starts to radiate off of you making you more attractive. Also pursuing new hobbies, and building new relationships or even building a stronger connecting with those who you know will help build character, and strengthen your worth.
Don't ever fall for those guru scams who takes advantage of those who feel weak. They are terrible people who only want your money.
You don't even need the gym - people will use the (fairly legitimate) excuse that it's too expensive. Just go running. You need shoes, shorts and a shirt. Buy a set of dumbbells and pick them up and put them down when watching TV.
Diet makes a massive difference to wellbeing too. Eat more fresh fruit and vegetables. It sounds like advice you give to kids but it genuinely helps.
Thank you mister cupcake
Queue the rainbow
Personally, meditating and breathing has helped ease my anxiety and ptsd. But, its not a solution for every situation
Yes Charlie is a big septic if he doesn’t believe that’s on him !
0:32 he just knows when bro
2:58 well that is actually fairly true, its not arbitrary, sleep is based on the Circadian rhythm which doesn't really care when you fall asleep on a particular night.
I never realized people took the “sigma grindset” meme seriously, I know people had to be like that to make the joke to begin with but I’ve seen people who laugh at it turn into it
The sigma grindset meme started as a parody based on an actual mindset propagated by some cringey influencers
@@juliee593 oh definitely, it’s just so weird to see that the people who were in on/made the joke becoming the joke
@@MYLAR.It's pretty sad isn't it. They think gyms solve everything
"Who needs money, when you have knowledge" - some guy showing off his big house with a ton a books
That he bought. With money.
Who was that one dude who had a shelf of books in his garage right next to his supercar?
@@donaldn5798 bro I have no idea, I believe the take away from that whole video was.... Knowledge
@@donaldn5798 Ty Lopez - the fake rich guy who somehow got away with it. Dude literally rented out mansions and supercars for his videos but was a complete nobody in reality. Dude got away with it even after getting exposed. Many people still believe that he is actually a millionaire or some shit.
Pretty much everyone wealthy could give a damn about money because they have it lol
Meanwhile, everyone else is like: we need money
Got an ad for a entrepreneurial scam when I clicked on this
I bought one worth $1,500 of these because at that time i was depressed while failing college and thought if i got this product maybe i could succeed in life. The sad truth was that they do not help you and are just there for your money…
I hope you are better now
"you can wake up at 4am and still be a loser", ye that pretty much sums it up
2:40 sounds like that new AI voice thing. I can only tell because of the way the voice is making inclinations in the wrong place because the person typing its script has a minimalist understanding of grammar and syntax.
"Mind set is the most important part of success". Which really means, "I have nothing actually useful to provide, so here is some useless garbage".
It's true, i have been waking up at 4:00AM for the past 2 years, And i'm still a massive loser
Because you forgot about the cold showers bro! You must take cold showers, besides waking up early...
You aren't affirming hard enough peasant.
@@viktordoe1636 oh i forgot about that step..
3:48 Of course there are a few Jordan Peterson videos there.
can't have a pseudo-guru without the room cleaner
That "second brain" thing is actual kind of true, but in a way completely differently than how that weird guy is explaining it. Basically, the microbiome of bacteria, flora, and other microorganisms in your intestines can strongly influence your behavior in a way that some scientists have called your "second brain." The stuff you eat changes your gut biome, which drives you to desire the same food.
I've also seen the argument of when you have a gut feeling about something being used as a second brain explanation. Your way of explaining it actually makes a lot of sense
But would that really be a "brain"? In that case, literally every part of your body can be your second brain, no?
@@javabean4383 That actually has another source which is also really fascinating! See, before the theory of mind, people didn't know that the brain was where your thoughts came from. They thought they came from your internal organs, like your spleen, your gallbladder, and yes, your stomach. So any emotions that come from that part of your body are "gut feelings."
@@lockerbuddy2039 The rest of your body follows your brain's lead. The microbiome is unique in that it can also "lead," so to speak. At least that's how I understand it. But also... I think the cultures on your skin might also count.
It can do more than just affect food cravings. It can legitimately affect your emotional and mental health, at least to a certain extent
"You can still work at 4am and still be a loser"
This was me when I worked in the tech industry and drank the kool aid. High pay... But also in a high cost of living area and a lot expenses on transportation. With the amount left over going straight to the 401k after food, water and utilities, the amount put in will never be enough to retire on, and the growth rate is laughable.
My mother's been stuck watching these people for the last couple of years now, the 'self-help' corner of UA-cam that actively encourage people to sit on their asses and think wishing hard enough'll make Cosmo and Wanda fly out of the grassy knoll and make all their wishes come true. For the last couple of years I lived with her while I was still in high school, she was completely indoctrinated. It didn't matter who I watched, Charlie here, the AVGN, The Autarch of Flame, an old "top ten" UA-camr I used to catch back in the day, they were all "the cussing guy" and I was "wasting my time" watching them. All this, while she watched almost daily uploads from the likes of Grant Cardone and Gary Vee, thinking she was a "hustler" for watching those crooks whilst actively having *no* cashflow or job. As far as my knowledge, she's still homeless.
I blame it all on these things. These semi-human shapes that actively encourage people to mindlessly listen to everything they hear and prey on their good natures. I hope they never take a comfortable dump again in their entire lives, I hope everything they eat magically starts tasting like orange juice and toothpaste
Words cannot describe how much I hate these people for ruining my mother. She was never a saint, hell, I doubt she was ever truly 'sane,' but at least she wasn't peddling MLM horseshit to her own son.
I'm really sorry to hear that man hope you're doing better now after all of this.
God, that sounds horrible. I hope your mother recovers and I hope you too are in a better place than she was
The gurus are getting out of control. I even recently saw a guru pyramid scheme - he teaches you to become a guru that teaches other people to become gurus.
I see this a lot in fitness. A fitness personal trainer guru, who’s gonna teach fellow personal trainers how to maximise and get more clients, through social media and other influencer ‘techniques.’
On “you can wake up at 4am and be a loser,” I knew someone who woke up at 4am everyday. What’d he do when he got up? Logged on to RuneScape to do his magic tree run. Had to reach 3 runs a day somehow.
5:50 I thought he was bouta say “ now how about you go manifest some bitches” 😂😂😂😂
fun fact: the thing about the guts being some sort of a second brain is actually true. our gut bacteria can influence our brain and vice versa. that's why having a good diet has been shown to improve mood and mental conditions, as much as your mental state can influence appetite and digestion. there is a connection there and it's fascinating. researchers are trying to find out how it all works
Yep, the ENS, or the 'second brain' as some people call it, isn't really a thinking brain, more of a regulatory one.
Some body functions, like the heart, operate independently of the brain, and some, like the ENS., operate in conjunction with the brain. It's not that much of a read if you want to get to know about it, but people calling it the 'second brain' really muddles the water with misinformation.
@@StorymasterQ yep! you explained way better than me ahah indeed people get the wrong idea about it and are skeptical from the start, when it is a well documented fenomenon. SciShow made a nice video about it too, anyone who's curious should check it out:D
Our microbiome is so interesting! Still, I don’t think my friendly resident E. coli can help me make a million dollars, but I guess I’ve never tried 😂
@@wil.d_sage asking my tapeworm if I should invest in crypto
@@MYLAR. good idea, it might have some insider knowledge
I was really into UA-cam guru's until I noticed the links to their courses that cost more money than I could get from just one kidney
The only way to achieve true results is by selling both your kidneys
@@Demonofthedesi true but I'd have to replace them with something else which in itself is a costly endeavor
@@Fairly-odd-kel replace em with burger king whoppers
@@jordancastillo2206 lmao 🤣 good idea
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0:01 wooooo hoooo baaaaaby!!
7:22 "don't shit" is what he is saying.
As a loser who wakes up at 4 am I can verify charlie is 100% right
dont worry i stopped waking up at 4am now im even more of a loser 😎
being a greater loser i am i recently took it up a notch and now wake up at 3am 😎 can def confirm that i felt my chakras aligning and was able to manifest a million bucks
Well, someone took my throne
@@mookiess LMAO
The secret to become a billionaire :
1. Having a rich family.
2. Being narcissistic and/or a psychopath.
3. Steal ideas from others and act like they are yours.
4. Lie to people.
Oh shit! I think I accidentally wrote Elon Musk's biography... 😂
Are you trying to anger cryptobros and people who base their personality off the Wolf of Wall Street movie?
😔
You forgot waking up at 4am
The biography of most billionaires haha
Omg you did 🤣