Alpha Male Bootcamps Are Sad

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  • @jeanthemachine007
    @jeanthemachine007 7 місяців тому +29278

    Unironically paying $18,000 to become a "Alpha Male" is the saddest shit ever

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 7 місяців тому +974

      Even ironically doing it is sad

    • @Dont_Read_My_Picture
      @Dont_Read_My_Picture 7 місяців тому +7

      don't read my name!!

    • @solereeper3955
      @solereeper3955 7 місяців тому +360

      ​@@tweenytwinkiesi think itd be kind of funny to do it ironically if you had the money. The 18,000 is really the only part thats NOT funny

    • @Pack_Watch
      @Pack_Watch 7 місяців тому +276

      Yeah, a REAL man would pay a billion 😎

    • @snail_stuff
      @snail_stuff 7 місяців тому +114

      @@Pack_Watch I hope this is satire

  • @clarisrichter7966
    @clarisrichter7966 7 місяців тому +5157

    The fact that you can literally go to military bootcamp for free and get much better "Toughness" training is hilarious

    • @mongocom1735
      @mongocom1735 7 місяців тому +875

      "free" actually EARN MONEY while doing it. imaging paying for that?

    • @citizenofcorona8783
      @citizenofcorona8783 7 місяців тому +520

      Not only for free, but they pay you to be there AND pay for your college among other things.

    • @paulbarclay4114
      @paulbarclay4114 7 місяців тому +82

      to be fair the military these days isnt going to be better than this
      maybe the marine corps still is but even that has been taken over by wokeness ive heard

    • @citizenofcorona8783
      @citizenofcorona8783 7 місяців тому +23

      @@paulbarclay4114 what about the navy seals?

    • @alexc9434
      @alexc9434 7 місяців тому +359

      @@paulbarclay4114I did ten years active duty and even the newest recruits I saw in 2020 are still tougher and generally more prepared for any situation than any civilians I meet now that I’m out. There is very little wokeness in the military from my personal experience. Unless it changed in the last two years I’ve been out

  • @JimWallace311
    @JimWallace311 6 місяців тому +1841

    If I wanted someone to yell at me, I'd hold the flashlight for my dad.

    • @peaveyst7
      @peaveyst7 6 місяців тому +15

      lol

    • @miguelpadilla31
      @miguelpadilla31 4 місяці тому +133

      "A little to the right....no...up, left...hold it there.....no down....i said DOWN!"

    • @brunoqnzbk7891
      @brunoqnzbk7891 4 місяці тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheGdog472
      @TheGdog472 3 місяці тому +8

      Hahahahhaha so good.

    • @Davidvanzutphen
      @Davidvanzutphen 2 місяці тому

      *fleshlight

  • @Big3DREAMER
    @Big3DREAMER 6 місяців тому +1861

    “Just because something is hard and you do it, doesn’t mean you benefited from it”
    -Moist

    • @devildog2378
      @devildog2378 3 місяці тому +6

      Parris island would differ

    • @vicrattlehead5051
      @vicrattlehead5051 2 місяці тому +16

      Not true, Dark souls hardened me, it changed me... 😔

    • @Loltroll8
      @Loltroll8 2 місяці тому

      @@devildog2378lemme kick you in the nuts and see if you gain anything.

    • @brianmcdonald7017
      @brianmcdonald7017 2 місяці тому

      That's some real wisdom.

    • @alehlete830
      @alehlete830 2 місяці тому

      the same peopel they made a father son bootcamp where they make sons go blindoflded and have to wlak across like a bride with sharp stuff udnernearth FOR BONDING and peopel in the comments supprot it saying oh i wish my father was still alive we could of bonded so well with this.... like bru hwhattttt if u have to go to a father son bootcam pwhere dnagerous stuff happens u not a good dad

  • @deathmetalsl
    @deathmetalsl 7 місяців тому +23808

    Paying someone to abuse you physically and mentally is the most subordinate trait one can possess.

    • @TADCSVCKS
      @TADCSVCKS 7 місяців тому +38

      Didn't ask. My content is superior 🎉

    • @relykremok1225
      @relykremok1225 7 місяців тому +911

      what's worse is they're paying these people abuse them and make them bullies, imagine the mindset they're instilling in them "oh this is how alpha male does you should always YELL at them pick a fight for no reason" 🤣

    • @amechanicalsoul
      @amechanicalsoul 7 місяців тому +600

      There's a funny irony to it. I'll never get over how so many people's definition of "toughness" is in reality supreme ego-tickling weakness. People paying out of the nose because they have some kind of FOMO, to be abused in the hopes of one day becoming an abuser (presumably that's the end game, to also become a screaming maniac that hoses other people down) isn't any kind of real strength of character, it's fragility.

    • @AADP
      @AADP 7 місяців тому

      ah but when one goes to germany and ask for a big tittie blond to fill you with a strap on who throw milk and hit you with a riding whip, then you are not judge

    • @Ollybollyk
      @Ollybollyk 7 місяців тому +90

      sounds like marriage

  • @Mrincrediblebot
    @Mrincrediblebot 7 місяців тому +17656

    It's so wild how this whole "alpha male" grift has basically become a thriving industry dedicated to separating insecure men from their money.

    • @mace5725
      @mace5725 7 місяців тому +893

      A fool and his money are easily parted

    • @MasterCat8533
      @MasterCat8533 7 місяців тому +1

      @@OfficerBMT your content is trash and disappointing

    • @Selkiexo
      @Selkiexo 7 місяців тому +529

      ​@@OfficerBMTbut is your social life?

    • @Mandate_of_Heaven
      @Mandate_of_Heaven 7 місяців тому +578

      fuck that “alpha male” grindset. we all about that googoo gaga mindset ong fr ☝️☝️🔥

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 7 місяців тому

      Basically, red pill culture is in a nut shell. Half of them don't believe in what they say. Look at sneako he flat said that he was done with red pill content because it was on the decline

  • @Anthony4949
    @Anthony4949 6 місяців тому +3327

    Former Marine here and couldn’t agree more. These weak minded men are being taken advantage of out of desperation. We all have despair and hard times. It’s called life. It’s not what defines you. Do your best to provide and just be there for your family the best you can. Seeing a therapist doesn’t make you weak either. It means you have the balls to fight whatever demons haunt you.

    • @RediTtora-sx1hb
      @RediTtora-sx1hb 6 місяців тому +23

      Stolen valor

    • @pestilentsleeper9152
      @pestilentsleeper9152 6 місяців тому +55

      What do you mean by former?

    • @mousepad2675
      @mousepad2675 6 місяців тому

      hes not a marine anymore, so veteran marine or sum like dat
      @@pestilentsleeper9152

    • @healthyliam6803
      @healthyliam6803 6 місяців тому +27

      Sure you are.

    • @thomasbigatti7983
      @thomasbigatti7983 6 місяців тому

      Weak minded men won’t put themselves in these situations 💀

  • @Arctrooper2091
    @Arctrooper2091 6 місяців тому +1248

    Imagine how much better you could improve yourself and defend your family with $18,000 if you didn't take this course. Pay for therapy, gym membership, martial arts classes, guns, home security system, learning a skill or trade... there's so many things you can do with $18,000.

    • @dohboy88
      @dohboy88 5 місяців тому +121

      Should be a top comment right here. If you have $18k sitting around that you can use for self improvement, there is literally an endless list of actual training courses you can take that teach you real skills you can use.

    • @roh41l_vfx
      @roh41l_vfx 5 місяців тому +17

      I really want a personal trainer since I can’t do exercises correctly myself but I’m too broke to afford one. This makes me blood boil

    • @8ollo_302
      @8ollo_302 5 місяців тому

      ask someone at the gym? it sounds like an excuse@@roh41l_vfx

    • @higaiwokeru
      @higaiwokeru 5 місяців тому +1

      Start a business probably

    • @JamesWhite-th5vk
      @JamesWhite-th5vk 5 місяців тому +8

      Or, to put it succinctly, join the military.

  • @erockromulan9329
    @erockromulan9329 7 місяців тому +436

    Honey, I just paid $18,000 to become the alpha male in this house. Please don't leave me.

    • @mirivmd
      @mirivmd 7 місяців тому +15

      😂😂😂

    • @user-dp9xj6eg2i
      @user-dp9xj6eg2i 7 місяців тому +9

      First Trump/Crypto Zoo NFTs NOW THIS?!

    • @JEvans-wy9ln
      @JEvans-wy9ln 7 місяців тому +41

      Aint no way any of these guys are actually married and if they were their wives would immediately leave them after hearing where their 18k went

    • @totempolejoe1
      @totempolejoe1 7 місяців тому +4

      Funniest comment here

    • @lukaspumo3498
      @lukaspumo3498 7 місяців тому

      Wife was probably banging the neighbor while he's at alpha camp lmao

  • @user-fe9dj6wq8e
    @user-fe9dj6wq8e 7 місяців тому +3149

    If you really want to push these guys to their limit, make them read a book.

    • @nathanfesnic9901
      @nathanfesnic9901 7 місяців тому +57

      This is a good one 😂

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 7 місяців тому +186

      Bro thinks they can read 🤣🤣
      Seriously though, for a bunch of so-called tough guys who allegedly push boundaries…they’re just reinforcing the most toxic and harmful stereotypes of “masculinity.” They’re about as revolutionary as your average earthworm

    • @DumplingDoodle
      @DumplingDoodle 7 місяців тому +34

      @@warlordofbritannia I am SHOCKED to see insightful commentary preceded by a “bro thinks X 💀” comment. Well said!

    • @snazzyjovialwyrm3314
      @snazzyjovialwyrm3314 7 місяців тому +45

      @@warlordofbritannia Hey now, don't drag them down to that level. I'll have you know that earth worms are far more revolutionary and important than these "alpha males" will ever be.

    • @quekumber
      @quekumber 7 місяців тому +1

      @@warlordofbritannia lol at seeing a few clips and commentary and think anything is being reinforced. Bedros, who is the main guy, literally advocates numerous books and he does breakdowns of them FYI .

  • @americandissident9062
    @americandissident9062 2 місяці тому +118

    Something I noticed during military training (Basic training, SERE, etc.) is that the harder the training program was, the less yelling the instructors did.

    • @davidlilly1000
      @davidlilly1000 Місяць тому +1

      I wish they did another season, but the show "The Selection Special Operations Program" the most motivating and soft-spoken people, were the 2 Tier-one operators.

    • @weirdo1060
      @weirdo1060 Місяць тому +15

      Military training is about skill learning. This just seems to be harassment without any benefits.

    • @danielrn133
      @danielrn133 Місяць тому +7

      I was Army 22 years. Retired in 2022. Agree. 99.999% of military training people are not screaming and yelling. This is what idiots think "military training" is. If they wanted a real experience have them pull duty all weekend and then field day the barracks.

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops Місяць тому +7

      These guys just watched Full Metal Jacket too much. Which don't get me wrong was a great movie. But their takeaway is dumb.

    • @americandissident9062
      @americandissident9062 Місяць тому +3

      @@NLTops Nah, they watched the documentary about Hell Week. This is a HW knockoff.

  • @AA-yl9so
    @AA-yl9so 6 місяців тому +152

    My trade school was 13k for a 15 week program. Paid it back within a year of working. You can’t put this goofy course on a resume.

    • @not-him-I-swear
      @not-him-I-swear 2 місяці тому +8

      “Ah yes I payed 15k to become an alpha…”

    • @KenjiAsakura09
      @KenjiAsakura09 Місяць тому +8

      "I attended Hustle University and Alpha Camp"

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 14 днів тому

      I see on your resume that you learned excel "on the streets G"

    • @josephpe90
      @josephpe90 2 дні тому

      What did you go for bro? Just curious

  • @sunlightsage2982
    @sunlightsage2982 7 місяців тому +3134

    My dad used to tell me this:
    Being strong isn’t about making life harder to prove you can face it’s challenge.
    It’s about making the challenges life does throw at you bearable.

    • @yakovgulyy6931
      @yakovgulyy6931 7 місяців тому +157

      1000% facts your dad preaching fr.

    • @arathsg9824
      @arathsg9824 7 місяців тому +141

      W father moment

    • @coroner2141
      @coroner2141 7 місяців тому +43

      your dad sounds like he grew up during the leaded fuel era

    • @Throbingkcoc
      @Throbingkcoc 7 місяців тому +54

      Bruce Lee had a similar qoute that I always really admired. It's not what happens to you in life It's how you deal with it.

    • @angryturtle7436
      @angryturtle7436 7 місяців тому +17

      my dude's dad is probably solaire god damn

  • @kingdomkrook
    @kingdomkrook 7 місяців тому +2490

    They could have joined a military reserves program and got this treatment for free, while actually learning something.

    • @daslynnter9841
      @daslynnter9841 7 місяців тому +260

      But that's a commitment and these guys only want to get all those lessons for minimal effort then return to their lazy lifestyle.
      I'm sorry but I have no sympathy for people with $18,000 to not only throw away, but pay for torture. Military pays you, and dominatrices are probably cheaper. And if they actually need help, therapy is way cheaper, and has a small perk of no torture involved.

    • @misalignedmisanthropist
      @misalignedmisanthropist 7 місяців тому +87

      Exactly, thats the stupidest part. At least in military the treatment there makes sense. Here some guys just shout at you for no reason

    • @elseggs6504
      @elseggs6504 7 місяців тому +37

      Question is if the military would take them at all. Despite everything the army has the luxury of choice and that wont change until theres a draft.

    • @annavictrix
      @annavictrix 7 місяців тому +27

      AND getting benefits like mortgages and school loans from the government.

    • @cjbartolotta4743
      @cjbartolotta4743 7 місяців тому +24

      First thought in my head too. Any reserve and a therapist, solid combo that will actually deliver results.

  • @AwkwarddFoxx
    @AwkwarddFoxx 4 місяці тому +250

    My dad’s a former SEAL and had to go through intense training. He was a SEAL for 4 years as part of a college scholarship deal. It was only when I was like 20 did i woman up and have the courage to tell him to tell his inner drill instructor to take a hike. I genuinely wish he was more emotionally available when I was growing up because our relationship absolutely sucks as of now. I take after him in a lot of ways, and I cant explain just how frustrating it was that I would set aside my pride long enough to have a conversation with him and open up to him only for him to turn around and mock me. Maybe thats just my first-born daughter energy kicking in, feeling like I have to hold it together because no one else will. It really sucks.
    My advice to parents is: Don’t mock your children when they pour their heart out to you, and certainly don’t subject them to 75 hours of torture. Hell, don’t even subject them to 1 hour of torture. You’ll mess up as a parent, because we all mess up as people. Tell your ego and pride to take a long walk off a short pier, get your head out of your ass, and *apologize.* Apologize when you mess up. My dad’s hardly apologized for anything, I can only think of one instance off the top of my head, and my mind can’t even humanize him if I tried. He seems more like a robotic drill instructor.

    • @aidanfaller5855
      @aidanfaller5855 3 місяці тому +14

      Damn I'm sorry that sounds awful. Its really important for parents to be understanding of their kids and support them emotionally. Growing up with a parent like that sounds really rough I hope you're doing better now

    • @AwkwarddFoxx
      @AwkwarddFoxx 3 місяці тому

      @@aidanfaller5855 I wish my relationship with my father was better, but after being ridiculed and mocked so often when I tried to have heart to heart conversations with him as a teenager, it just became pointless to even try. Of course, the wish for his approval still remains because :) of course it does.

    • @ratful6789
      @ratful6789 3 місяці тому +2

      There is a reason why your father is like this, also since its your father and your own blood you should love him despite what he is especially if hes not doing something really bad to you and enjoy the little you can get from him.
      Do not hold any grudge and learn from his ""mistakes"" , but do not become a soy dad too

    • @Bruh-vf8np
      @Bruh-vf8np 3 місяці тому +16

      ​@@ratful6789 my father's mother would parent my father too strictly, almost close to abuse but what hurts him the most was how emotionally distant his own mother was.
      He has never done the same for us, He is a good father that is present emotionally and is there for us even when things gets rough.
      There's a good reason why he didn't do the same parenting and treatment as my grandmother, go figure.

    • @ratful6789
      @ratful6789 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Bruh-vf8np That is the advice i was giving to the other comment, learn from your predecessor's mistakes and adapt but at the same time you should forgive and still love them if they arent the best parents because they are your own blood and only family but as well because people rarelly born as devil

  • @ParanoidAndroid91
    @ParanoidAndroid91 5 місяців тому +77

    "Stop asking for electrolytes!" 😂

    • @helloitsme9604
      @helloitsme9604 Місяць тому +1

      That part cracked me up lmao! 🤣🤣

    • @jphansen5299
      @jphansen5299 25 днів тому

      Was he just like “so do we get electrolytes before or after we dig our graves?”

  • @andrewbryant4259
    @andrewbryant4259 7 місяців тому +4058

    Man, you could just join the military, get paid, get fit, and have a career and a better experience. This is wild

    • @HushPuppy-sz4dp
      @HushPuppy-sz4dp 7 місяців тому

      @brissett.lucea.hanover.jamaica first of thanks to @pinguins, now listen up, there's a small restaurant name charmaine at keep-left brissett that has some disgusting pathetic workers who is spiting and blowing mucus in customer food and trying to blame spirituality for there repulsive action I got the same complaint from 4 person now and there could be more, for all the person who lives in that area or anyone who consume from that restaurant I urge you to Keep a weapon close for self-defence against these disgusting lucea restaurants

    • @FantomPhoenix
      @FantomPhoenix 7 місяців тому

      ​​@@Eldritch-1My guy, while it's true the military is trying to get with the times, it's still full of members who despise woke propaganda. Who do you think the military appeals to most?

    • @Regu269
      @Regu269 7 місяців тому

      "Why don't you just join the military and either get killed in a trivial dispute between countries or survive with a new debilitating mental illness or injury and get abandoned by your government when your done" yup great choice

    • @Regu269
      @Regu269 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Eldritch-1Lmao. Stop. You've unironically called the US government woke. You need to clean the rot off your brain

    • @owensomers8572
      @owensomers8572 7 місяців тому +328

      @@Eldritch-1 Because you know? 😆

  • @devouredremains
    @devouredremains 7 місяців тому +1559

    Imagine being a "straight as an arrow alpha male" but deep down your top priority is impressing other "alpha males". 🤔😂

    • @Albert_7
      @Albert_7 7 місяців тому +192

      I just realized how gay this is

    • @K.2.K
      @K.2.K 7 місяців тому

      That’s the irony. All these alpha redpill conservative dudes cry about & make fun of lgbt men & liberal men, but in reality it’s them who are weak & insecure in their masculinity

    • @KenjiAsakura09
      @KenjiAsakura09 7 місяців тому

      It's all one huge circle jerk

    • @nirochan4591
      @nirochan4591 7 місяців тому +15

      When was impressing someone is gay ? 😂

    • @Wastingsometimehere
      @Wastingsometimehere 7 місяців тому +145

      @@nirochan4591 You're right. It could be closet bi

  • @rossgadsby9663
    @rossgadsby9663 6 місяців тому +151

    Paying to do this is like the most "I almost joined but..." energy

  • @jalonwilson5096
    @jalonwilson5096 6 місяців тому +86

    this whole program sounds like a PTSD speedrun to me

  • @KoenRH2803
    @KoenRH2803 7 місяців тому +3977

    This man is a genius, fixing trauma and insecurities by replacing them with new ones during the camp. Amazing

    • @Jumpyj3st3r150
      @Jumpyj3st3r150 7 місяців тому +140

      Like getting off of beer to get addicted to crack

    • @chickengod9885
      @chickengod9885 7 місяців тому +63

      "The Best way to forget an old wound is to open a new one!" -Jack Krauser resident evil 4

    • @GRedb
      @GRedb 7 місяців тому +5

      that was the gayest statement ever. You are not gonna get new insecurities and trauma from that camp bruv maybe you but a regural man wouldn't what are you on about?

    • @KoenRH2803
      @KoenRH2803 7 місяців тому +108

      @@GRedb it’s okay man, you don’t have to display your insecurity in your masculinity in a comment section and get all offended. Go enjoy life

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco 7 місяців тому +6

      The technique worked for Major Payne when he wanted to get people to stop focusing on their injuries lol.

  • @annavictrix
    @annavictrix 7 місяців тому +4161

    I'm still blown away that anyone thinks it's "alpha" to blindly follow another man who tells them what to do.

    • @Pikajio
      @Pikajio 7 місяців тому +73

      I'm saying like what? How can you ever be an Alpha like that? First of all, Alpha males don't know that are alpha lol

    • @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
      @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 7 місяців тому +157

      @@Pikajio Yo exactly. "I'm the alpha male! Here's $18k," says the remora clinging to the shark's fin.
      Meanwhile, what's the shark thinking? "Hunt. Kill. Eat. Yum."

    • @absolutelyfookinnobody2843
      @absolutelyfookinnobody2843 7 місяців тому

      Bro these people are just just the righty version of leftoids

    • @vp_-ld4bz
      @vp_-ld4bz 7 місяців тому +61

      @@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese Based shark.

    • @JimmyNuisance
      @JimmyNuisance 7 місяців тому

      And they’re following a man who most definitely sells and promotes "male enhancement supplements" while raging at trans stuff… it’s crazy how much body dysmorphia exists in the alpha-sphere. Everyone is running around feeling less of a man than they imagine themselves to be… so they need to take supplements and hang out at the gym all day so they can bulk up and be the men they truly think they are….
      It’s super weird.. bunch of malnourished nerds who are shocked every time they see their own reflection and are reminded that they’re just a dude.. not a chad, not an alpha.. just a chud named Ralph. How do you turn a chud into a chad? Self help books and supplements baby!

  • @user-pc3hd6ok6r
    @user-pc3hd6ok6r 3 місяці тому +29

    As a member of the United States Army seeing these clips of getting yelled at really brought me back to my basic training days. Only instead of just being screamed for no reason, it actually served a purpose. We were disciplined through relentless physical and mental training and were ACTUALLY taught how to become a leader. All of it was free as well.

    • @weirdo1060
      @weirdo1060 Місяць тому +6

      Basic training also involved learning new skills. This group is not learning weapons, land navigation, first aid, etc. They are simply being harassed.

  • @anthonyjames4319
    @anthonyjames4319 6 місяців тому +52

    Imagine paying 18k and saying “yes instructor” to some dude yelling at you.

  • @ElectricFire9000
    @ElectricFire9000 7 місяців тому +759

    Imagine paying 18,000 to roleplay amateur navy seals

    • @ryliebrown5925
      @ryliebrown5925 7 місяців тому +44

      Amateur is a insult to the navy seals that fact this would even be considered related to them on a scale 😂

    • @deathbydeviceable
      @deathbydeviceable 7 місяців тому +16

      No, these people paid $18k to be bullied 😂

    • @tedragus3351
      @tedragus3351 7 місяців тому +4

      Navy Seal training is a much preferable experience then this

    • @clonecommandermike332
      @clonecommandermike332 7 місяців тому +6

      Me and my buddies can do it in the woods behind my house for free. And have a lot more fun.

    • @solitude4evr
      @solitude4evr 7 місяців тому +4

      *prepubescent* navy seals

  • @Grace-tg4oy
    @Grace-tg4oy 7 місяців тому +428

    This is the most "Men will do [blank] before going to therapy." Thing in existence.

    • @Paulkotsu
      @Paulkotsu 7 місяців тому +14

      Therapy is not a cure-all lil bro

    • @toat_
      @toat_ 7 місяців тому +92

      ​@@PaulkotsuIt sure as sh!t is more helpful than whatever grift you keep buying is though.

    • @lynnespinoza4736
      @lynnespinoza4736 7 місяців тому +60

      ​@@PaulkotsuEven so, Therapy > Copium

    • @evolalienn
      @evolalienn 7 місяців тому +51

      @@Paulkotsunobody said it was lol. *nothing* is a cure all.
      You have to want to get better and actively try to reach a better version of yourself with habits, mentality, perseverance, and kindness brick by brick.
      Therapy is by far a better tool than wasting money with grifters.

    • @AnkaaAvarshina
      @AnkaaAvarshina 7 місяців тому +8

      @@Paulkotsu yeah sure and I'm sure that money that could've been spent on therapy is better spent on a stupid excuse of a "boot camp" just so you can get physically, verbally, and emotionally abused by some douchebag who thinks he's better than you? Cool.

  • @TheUnbiasedQuincy
    @TheUnbiasedQuincy Місяць тому +18

    Just enlist into the army if you want to be yelled at 💀

    • @weirdo1060
      @weirdo1060 Місяць тому

      Army boot camp will also teach skills (e.g. weapons, land navigation, first aid, etc) while being paid. MDK is just about paying others to harass you.

  • @THEmfGOBLIN
    @THEmfGOBLIN Місяць тому +11

    18k for an unregulated military bootcamp

    • @AmericanUNCENSORED
      @AmericanUNCENSORED Місяць тому +1

      Yes

    • @weirdo1060
      @weirdo1060 Місяць тому +2

      A real military boot camp also teaches combat skills (Weapons, first aid, etc). Trainees get paid instead of paying others.

  • @jesseteixeira6284
    @jesseteixeira6284 7 місяців тому +3586

    How insecure does an entire society have to be about its masculinity for an entire industry like this to thrive?

    • @somebodyoncetoldme2664
      @somebodyoncetoldme2664 7 місяців тому +278

      Maybe if people didn't kick a dead horse when it's already dead then there wouldn't be an entire market of sad men there.....when yall still make fun of them for being so sad and desperate they'll spend all their money just to find a purpose in life and keep living.

    • @CarlosSpicyWang
      @CarlosSpicyWang 7 місяців тому

      ​@@somebodyoncetoldme2664Lefties: RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEN ARE BAD REEEEEEEEEE

    • @nocaptainmatt3771
      @nocaptainmatt3771 7 місяців тому

      You can thank the ultimate matriarchy that the US has become

    • @genericscottishchannel1603
      @genericscottishchannel1603 7 місяців тому +1

      yes

    • @Pack_Watch
      @Pack_Watch 7 місяців тому +5

      Make my sandwich 🥪

  • @saltyrobot5549
    @saltyrobot5549 7 місяців тому +4135

    What's insane to me is that they could've spent that 18k on therapy and achieved far better results

    • @lifeofjeffrey2447
      @lifeofjeffrey2447 7 місяців тому +533

      Or if they want to get into boot camp, they could’ve just gone to the US military and as a matter of fact, YOU GET PAID for it

    • @dragoon9382
      @dragoon9382 7 місяців тому +28

      @@lifeofjeffrey2447 lmao

    • @bluebloo9955
      @bluebloo9955 7 місяців тому +28

      Or they can just not and you know be a regular human being amongst society

    • @Resolver101
      @Resolver101 7 місяців тому +316

      @@bluebloo9955”Don’t go to therapy. Just be normal”
      Amazing advice

    • @Jestrath
      @Jestrath 7 місяців тому +35

      ​@@lifeofjeffrey2447my thought exactly. If I wanted to be treated like shot like that i would just go to to real boot camp.

  • @wisdomwendigo
    @wisdomwendigo 6 місяців тому +124

    I just graduated from Marine bootcamp and I can say that I hate the idea of this project with a passion. This project has you pay to suffer whereas in bootcamp, you suffer to get paid. There is literally nothing to gain from this other than low-self esteem, bankruptcy, and a miserable public image. The transformation from civilian to Marine is hard to explain for me, personally, but bootcamp teaches you to appreciate the shit that you take for granted, to struggle through the physical and mental turmoil, to help your fellow recruits/Marines/teammates/etc., to be more courteous, and to be the best version of yourself. Alpha Male Bootcamp vs Marine Corps bootcamp is a fucking joke. Marine Bootcamp wins, easily

    • @ToxicBastard
      @ToxicBastard 3 місяці тому +12

      Plus paying to suffer is weird and feels like a kink, suffering to pay is just what most guys gotta do.

    • @devildog2378
      @devildog2378 2 місяці тому +2

      I leave March 12th goddamn I’m gonna love being a marine

    • @wisdomwendigo
      @wisdomwendigo 2 місяці тому +1

      @@devildog2378 You won't regret it in the long run. It will suck, but at the end of the day it'll be second-hand fun, you'll see

    • @devildog2378
      @devildog2378 2 місяці тому +2

      @@wisdomwendigo Rah and at age 20

    • @SamuelDiaz21
      @SamuelDiaz21 Місяць тому

      @@devildog2378I don’t regret serving in the Corps. It definitely helped me become the man I am today and I’m exponentially better for having served. With that said, there were many days that I did NOT love being a Marine 😂 however, I don’t regret the decision at all! Semper Fi brother and best of luck to you and your career.

  • @Wyatt1314.
    @Wyatt1314. 6 місяців тому +36

    You could do extreme hiking, camping, workouts, all that by yourself. A person should not need such extra motivation.

    • @devildog2378
      @devildog2378 2 місяці тому +1

      Go to MCRD Parris island and you get to do all of those things plus weapons training and pay💰 . Think bro think 🧠

    • @Wyatt1314.
      @Wyatt1314. 2 місяці тому

      @@devildog2378 I will consider your points👉🤔💥👈.. o fuk yeeaaa-

    • @devildog2378
      @devildog2378 2 місяці тому

      @@Wyatt1314. RAHH DEVIL

  • @Lehnerd
    @Lehnerd 7 місяців тому +594

    This is literally like hell week in the military, but instead of becoming a navy seal afterwards, you become a slightly traumatized man that is down 18k and will have all sorts of pain for the next two weeks minimum.

    • @mikewatkinson1996
      @mikewatkinson1996 7 місяців тому +9

      Found the comment i was gonna make. Nice.

    • @axtondragunov1784
      @axtondragunov1784 7 місяців тому

      Don't forget instead of having a stable career for the next 4 years where the government pays you you instead get no useful skills or job after and I guess "bragging rights"

    • @jimbo2947
      @jimbo2947 7 місяців тому +27

      for real, at what point do you just conscript yourself instead.

    • @johnnyenglish6751
      @johnnyenglish6751 7 місяців тому

      %100! 🤣😂🤣

    • @sdawg58
      @sdawg58 7 місяців тому +1

      Imagine knowing someone that went to Alpha boot camp. They'd never shut up about it... Like they're some badass.

  • @PerryKhensing
    @PerryKhensing 7 місяців тому +1335

    Amazing experiences you get at Alpha Male camp:
    • Getting yelled at
    • Being waterboarded while being yelled at
    • Digging holes
    • Being in a body bag because... uh...
    • Getting yelled at
    • Being insulted by someone who's acting like they're tough
    • Normal experiences in life being re-explained in ways that make them sound psuedo-deep
    • Laying in water
    • Getting yelled at

    • @GuilhermeMetz
      @GuilhermeMetz 7 місяців тому +23

      to be fair, getting yelled at for a while helps you learn to think and react under pressure, all the other shit was nuts. 18k for being soaked for a weekend is definitely the dumbest possible use of money and time

    • @ziadaly2115
      @ziadaly2115 7 місяців тому +71

      I think you forgot about the part where they get yelled at

    • @quantumhawk806
      @quantumhawk806 7 місяців тому +75

      ​@@GuilhermeMetzah yes please tell that to the many children that have faced this abuse and are now struggling. Getting screamed at for no reason while learning/doing something is not useful. It will just teach them to freeze under pressure.

    • @jamesdoakes4956
      @jamesdoakes4956 7 місяців тому

      @@GuilhermeMetzthat’s so not true. The yelling is purely for theatrics for the video, and a fetish for the people paying to be yelled at. That’s literally all this is. These men are cucks who wanna be dominated. But they hate women so instead of paying for a dominatrix they’d rather get their rocks off to a muscular man yelling at them

    • @metalogic1580
      @metalogic1580 7 місяців тому +13

      ​@@quantumhawk806we are talking about adults here, not children, innit?

  • @bighoss8793
    @bighoss8793 6 місяців тому +59

    Never under any circumstance underestimate the power of stupidity.

  • @salvatoredanunciacao7770
    @salvatoredanunciacao7770 Місяць тому +11

    These instructors clearly went to BUDS probably washed out or never actually got to operate and are now taking that frustration out on dudes just to make a quick buck.

  • @TheMrAllam
    @TheMrAllam 7 місяців тому +2629

    They paid $18,000 for some SEALS Boot Camp LARP. You could have had the same experience by just trying to legitimately join the SEALS for almost nothing.

    • @desertdude8274
      @desertdude8274 7 місяців тому +296

      Plus they put you through normal boot camp on top of that and actually teach you useful shit sometimes. Best part government pays for it and give you money to be part of it. I don't understand where you would even try to get the dough to pay for all this shit.

    • @Jamienicholas02
      @Jamienicholas02 7 місяців тому +3

      Yes

    • @ryanakers
      @ryanakers 7 місяців тому +23

      Why is it when it comes to military u civilians think u know what u are talking about u don’t bcz it ain’t that simple to just join the seals u have to join the navy then try to be the 3 percent out of 100 that actually pass through

    • @desertdude8274
      @desertdude8274 7 місяців тому +172

      @@ryanakers I'm in the Navy goofball. Also my point still stands.

    • @TheMrAllam
      @TheMrAllam 7 місяців тому +102

      @ryanakers Civilians? Like the guy who replied to you, I'm also a veteran, so don't always assume, and second, the Navy SEAL point was for comedic effect and also to explain what training these idiots were trying to emulate. Just the regular basic training of the Air Force would break those losers.

  • @BecauseYNotYT
    @BecauseYNotYT 7 місяців тому +1150

    I'll be an asshole for a minute and say that I love this videos because they remind me that even at my lowest points, I am not as dumb as some people are daily

    • @UnicornsExist17
      @UnicornsExist17 7 місяців тому +60

      Not an asshole. Appropriate social comparison.

    • @Papa_Straight
      @Papa_Straight 7 місяців тому +1

      Not really dumb nikocado can afford this and should avocado in this

    • @TheBronzeTurkey
      @TheBronzeTurkey 7 місяців тому +13

      If only you knew proper grammar

    • @ShreddedSteel
      @ShreddedSteel 7 місяців тому +10

      missed the mark when you could barely string a sentence together

    • @d.optional3381
      @d.optional3381 7 місяців тому +2

      Thats such an inferior sentiment

  • @instagramcraker3816
    @instagramcraker3816 5 місяців тому +10

    Please leave your mic on more often. The giggles were gold.😂

  • @Ginger-.._
    @Ginger-.._ 3 місяці тому +14

    18k to pretend to be Mark Wahlberg in Lone Survivor

  • @tylerscott3979
    @tylerscott3979 7 місяців тому +4226

    Honestly, if you have 18k to blow on a 3 day bullshit camp, I feel like you have already achieved a higher level of success than many

    • @mattwong5403
      @mattwong5403 7 місяців тому +263

      If they want to play weekend warrior without the risk of combat, they can join the reserves as an Air Force Officer (if they have a BA) and choose a non-combat job. Or join law enforcement, or spend $200 on an airsoft milsim event so they get the actual infantry experience for 2 to 3 days. It's a lot more fun than spending $18k to do fake basic training

    • @Pedro-uk2vf
      @Pedro-uk2vf 7 місяців тому +55

      The comment no one wants to like because that would mean they’d have to accept this.

    • @GoldenGod69
      @GoldenGod69 7 місяців тому +9

      @@mattwong5403If I would have joined the chairforce, TACP would have been the way

    • @jacquesthebeux7212
      @jacquesthebeux7212 7 місяців тому +9

      ​@@mattwong5403heard that getting into the Air Force as an Officer is up to a 2 year wait, and EXTREMELY selective

    • @TheRealJoeDirt
      @TheRealJoeDirt 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@ejro2820 TACP is dope but CCT is the Special Ops version, which seems even cooler. Either way dope af

  • @imperialtutor8687
    @imperialtutor8687 7 місяців тому +2245

    It’s terrible how mentally broken men are taken advantage off. You can obviously make fun of them but at the core of the issue these people feel so desperate to search for some meaning in their lives.

    • @emers0n507
      @emers0n507 7 місяців тому

      and it’s crazy once you start really looking into it the highest rate of suicide is male military men. so even with pushing this whole “alpha” and hyper masculine culture men’s mental health is still on the back burner further forcing this idea that men have no feelings and should just always take what’s thrown at them 😂

    • @prettyokandy230
      @prettyokandy230 7 місяців тому +78

      if they're down this bad they probably deserve it tbh

    • @luckyinky7849
      @luckyinky7849 7 місяців тому +46

      ​@@prettyokandy230it depends on some of them

    • @BB-ed4om
      @BB-ed4om 7 місяців тому

      @@prettyokandy230if they have 18k in expendable income they’re doing better than me. I’m stressing about student loan payments starting again. I don’t know what they need to learn about financial freedom if they can just p*ss away 18 grand no sweat.

    • @BB-ed4om
      @BB-ed4om 7 місяців тому +130

      @@prettyokandy230not that money is everything. But if they have wives and kids and all of their material needs are taken care of, they’re not “down bad” just extremely insecure.

  • @Kingsman4101
    @Kingsman4101 6 місяців тому +13

    You can enlist and go through buds and experience the same thing AND get paid to do it. I'd be curious to see these "instructors" qualifications

    • @Nando.M1
      @Nando.M1 5 місяців тому

      And be stuck for 4 years…

    • @ToxicBastard
      @ToxicBastard 3 місяці тому

      @@Nando.M1 I'd say join the TA/reserves (of national equivalent) but that's a bad ideal right now.

  • @duonghoangminh258
    @duonghoangminh258 5 місяців тому +9

    You know what else isn't easy? Not laughing while Charlie is laughing about the "significance" of the dash

  • @j.h.5277
    @j.h.5277 7 місяців тому +879

    Never underestimate the ability of a Navy SEAL to cash in on being a Navy SEAL.

    • @hypsin
      @hypsin 7 місяців тому +251

      Never underestimate the ability of someone claiming to be a Navy SEAL to cash in on claiming to be a Navy SEAL

    • @joshmacattack3328
      @joshmacattack3328 7 місяців тому +16

      Sael

    • @Xan1011
      @Xan1011 7 місяців тому +32

      Spheal

    • @eduardopereira6698
      @eduardopereira6698 7 місяців тому +11

      Sil

    • @acuilnos
      @acuilnos 7 місяців тому +10

      Sail

  • @Nyromen
    @Nyromen 7 місяців тому +1028

    The worst thing is, on top of this industry that preys upon the self esteem issues and vulnerability of modern men, there’s a children’s version of this hellish program.
    Edit: It’s called the squire program, run by the same guy.

    • @sashatotinok5615
      @sashatotinok5615 7 місяців тому +29

      U talking about rotc?

    • @Person0fColor
      @Person0fColor 7 місяців тому

      Right, this only highlights the degree in which this society has failed men. 😂
      There is no shit millions of men out there who are just playing video game not married not having families and not buying homes. Home ownership is at a 50 year all time low.

    • @Person0fColor
      @Person0fColor 7 місяців тому

      @@sashatotinok5615ROTC is for f@673+s for sure but probably still too manly for you

    • @lonniecynth2240
      @lonniecynth2240 7 місяців тому +28

      @@sashatotinok5615alright I’m assuming you mean jrotc unless you’re talking about college aged adults but it can really be helpful at teaching life skills for kids

    • @commanderrex8351
      @commanderrex8351 7 місяців тому +9

      Jrotc really helped me out it taught me some basic shit and got a promotion in the army for doing it

  • @LucresntBlade
    @LucresntBlade 5 місяців тому +5

    Dominatrixes are prolly a better use of funds

  • @dexterslaboratory2404
    @dexterslaboratory2404 Місяць тому +3

    This is the Same place where in the video the instructor says this is nothing personal and then gets personal

  • @flannyfizzle9402
    @flannyfizzle9402 7 місяців тому +1619

    Someone needs to pull these guys aside and say to them, “You know, if you’re into sadomasochism, you can easily find a dominatrix for way less than $18,000.”

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 7 місяців тому +93

      Genuinely someone tell them I think it would help 😭

    • @vidmasterK1
      @vidmasterK1 7 місяців тому

      What, have a strong willed woman have power over them? Especially sexually? They'd flip their lip

    • @flowerchild8450
      @flowerchild8450 7 місяців тому +176

      No bro you don’t understand, it’s much more masculine and alpha to have a man do it…..definitely not a gay thing whatsoever

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 7 місяців тому +73

      i'm beginning to think these guys all just had abusive fathers and they need someone to yell at them so they can be good again in their mid life crisis

    • @dannydanumba2619
      @dannydanumba2619 7 місяців тому +1

      It seems like these guy prefer a Daddy to do it instead

  • @JAV82224
    @JAV82224 7 місяців тому +834

    “Just because something is hard, and you do it, doesn’t mean you benefitted from it” actual poet

    • @yomuin5389
      @yomuin5389 7 місяців тому +59

      But actually though. I fucking hate when old people call themselves "experienced" even if clearly they're as bigoted and narrow-minded as they could've been as a baby. Just because you're old doesn't mean you went through life becoming all that experienced. I often find it quite likely, instead, that they went through life being a bit too set in their ways to become wise. This is kind of the same. People subject themselves to shit they can later flaunt rather than just going through life and being respectful every day.

    • @Hanzo2024
      @Hanzo2024 7 місяців тому +10

      panic in David Goggins noises

    • @Sphynra
      @Sphynra 7 місяців тому +31

      "Don’t fall in love with your suffering. Never presume that your suffering is in itself proof of your authenticity." - Zizek

    • @Mako-rh6tl
      @Mako-rh6tl 7 місяців тому

      Trying to think up a dick joke right now

    • @layton6202
      @layton6202 7 місяців тому

      @@yomuin5389babies are bigoted and narrow minded?

  • @BakeBMDeezy
    @BakeBMDeezy 2 місяці тому +1

    Reminds me of a meme that read "I ordered a book called 'How to scam people' 3 months ago and it never shipped".

  • @redryan20000
    @redryan20000 Місяць тому +4

    The way they said "yes instructor" was so ironically fucking submissive it's downright sad.

  • @colindoyle2598
    @colindoyle2598 7 місяців тому +1086

    Alpha male classes prey on the modern issues that a lot of men experience. They are hilariously goofy, but it's so sad to watch guys throw their money away on things like this

    • @Dont_Read_My_Picture
      @Dont_Read_My_Picture 7 місяців тому

      don't read my name!!

    • @DseanSupreme
      @DseanSupreme 7 місяців тому

      HealthygamerGG nailed it when he spoke on this on his channel: men get their struggles and problems dismissed by the media and everyone in general, especially white men. Alpha male targeted businesses are the only places that validate the feelings of men who have it hard, and feel they can't navigate life, so they manage to build a market for it.
      Unfortunately, they just offer snake oil with tidbits of actually helpful advice and fleece the money and support out of them.

    • @tombowombo-
      @tombowombo- 7 місяців тому +40

      It seems like these "instructors" watched some bud/s training documentaries and are trying to copy it.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 7 місяців тому +8

      @@tombowombo- Honestly, this looks a lot like Fight Club

    • @ianmaidment2258
      @ianmaidment2258 7 місяців тому +3

      Not confident in your woman abusing, you need this

  • @hug-the-raccoon
    @hug-the-raccoon 7 місяців тому +609

    Charlie, you need to make your own bootcamp and make us the alpha we're meant to be.

    • @snazzyjovialwyrm3314
      @snazzyjovialwyrm3314 7 місяців тому +10

      Don't be an alpha. Be a real man.

    • @KennethEnders
      @KennethEnders 7 місяців тому +16

      @@snazzyjovialwyrm3314yeah… a smigma male😎

    • @_KnownUnknown_
      @_KnownUnknown_ 7 місяців тому +28

      ​@@KennethEnderssmegma male 🤤

    • @KaroxNightshade
      @KaroxNightshade 7 місяців тому +1

      @@_KnownUnknown_ Dawg, no. Wash up.

    • @FetusDeletus_E
      @FetusDeletus_E 7 місяців тому

      ​​@@_KnownUnknown_yes please 🤤🤤

  • @skyhorizon517
    @skyhorizon517 Місяць тому +1

    "That dash is the only thing that matters."
    That got me 😢

  • @styx953
    @styx953 6 місяців тому +7

    Feel like they took only the breaking down part of army training and forgot to add the building up part, also you don't get paid for being there and it cost 18k. Join the army instead.

  • @Idk-wg9gl
    @Idk-wg9gl 7 місяців тому +900

    Anyone who refers to themself an "alpha male" or "sigma male" is even sadder than them tbh

    • @Whyareuhere_1847
      @Whyareuhere_1847 7 місяців тому +28

      Fr tho

    • @RealOkverty
      @RealOkverty 7 місяців тому +2

      no it just means that they are more discipline you

    • @MasterCat8533
      @MasterCat8533 7 місяців тому +60

      @OfficerBMTwho asked for your input?

    • @turboshazed7370
      @turboshazed7370 7 місяців тому +106

      ​@@RealOkvertythat's not gonna convince anyone goober

    • @snuffle2405
      @snuffle2405 7 місяців тому +10

      That's why I'm a gamma male 💜

  • @Alloccer
    @Alloccer 7 місяців тому +1268

    As someone who served in military, this is both sad and laughable. I get what they are trying to do, and I can say that army training turned me into a different man. But it took 9 months, not 3 days, and those super intensive moments were thinly spread. They were not what really mold us, it's the discipline, the responsibility over long time what changed us, not that one time our sergeant made us to present him our equipment (which took 6 hours, and we were sweating buckets and bleeding from knees and elbows by the end). Thats a cool/funny story to tell afterwards, but no more than that in long term.
    Sorry for broken English, my third language.

    • @DumplingDoodle
      @DumplingDoodle 7 місяців тому +233

      Very solid English first of all, and second, you’re spot on. To change, you need DISCIPLINE, not short lived abject misery.

    • @simonpack1941
      @simonpack1941 7 місяців тому +29

      Thanks for your service 👌

    • @xxxxxx5868
      @xxxxxx5868 7 місяців тому +21

      Damn 9 months for bootcamp? What country was that?

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 7 місяців тому

      ​@@xxxxxx5868its common across europe

    • @abigslimjim
      @abigslimjim 7 місяців тому +33

      @@xxxxxx5868maybe he’s talking about basic and ait combined

  • @SteppingRazor762
    @SteppingRazor762 Місяць тому +2

    18k to spray someone with water? Turns out I’ve been qualified to be the instructor since I was 7 years old 🤣

  • @chrisfrank8413
    @chrisfrank8413 6 місяців тому +5

    Remmeber what Mr. wizard said: Be who you is, not who you is not, those who do this, are the happiest lot!

  • @Logger1010
    @Logger1010 7 місяців тому +343

    if you feel like you have to go to an Alpha Male bootcamp then you have already failed

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 7 місяців тому +15

      That’s kinda the point, isn’t it? If these poor suckers ever became secure, then the grifters wouldn’t be able to milk them any further

    • @FirstLast-yr9kx
      @FirstLast-yr9kx 7 місяців тому +1

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @glitchmob1497
      @glitchmob1497 7 місяців тому

      @OfficerBMT tf?!

    • @Bhamofficer328
      @Bhamofficer328 7 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Bhamofficer328
      @Bhamofficer328 7 місяців тому

      @@glitchmob1497His profile says UTUBETROLLPOLICE so he’s a troll.

  • @D3P.17
    @D3P.17 7 місяців тому +518

    You really need to interview a guy that actually decided to pay for this using their own money

    • @h.t.8812
      @h.t.8812 7 місяців тому +10

      Great idea!

    • @pattyrik6845
      @pattyrik6845 7 місяців тому +9

      I’m the VICE Andrew state documentary, all of those customers hid their faces. ALL of them.

    • @Aeduo
      @Aeduo 7 місяців тому +7

      Probably wouldn't get much other than meaningless delusion that sadly, many would probably take to heart because of how fucked our culture is.

    • @PlasticDoll.
      @PlasticDoll. 7 місяців тому +21

      probably same shit "our society is falling apart, men becoming women blah blah, men should be blah blah, no one helped me blah blah" bs like that

    • @ZombieMadeIt
      @ZombieMadeIt 7 місяців тому +15

      @@PlasticDoll. they always say that lmao its so predictable its not even super popular for a man to be trans so i dont get why they bring that up

  • @user-zx8du3ik2j
    @user-zx8du3ik2j 3 місяці тому +1

    wow those healing words at 04:00 from the bearded dwarf looking guy totally convinced me. . . how are they affording the actual cast from the extended Lord of the Rings movies?

  • @lubtv8792
    @lubtv8792 7 місяців тому +246

    Damn, I got to experience this shit for 12 years from my step dad. I must be king alpha male with all the trauma I got.

    • @DumplingDoodle
      @DumplingDoodle 7 місяців тому +29

      Right? The years of bullying and emotional abuse from peers and family must’ve made me a fucking gigachad.
      Vaguely related: believe it or not, there is actually some link between childhood stress and physical maturity. Observable in city kids vs country kids, minor environmental stressors throughout childhood lead city kids to develop and grow slightly faster. Something to do with the endocrine system working harder and more growth hormone being produced, can’t recall the details atm.

    • @doomstan
      @doomstan 7 місяців тому +13

      I like how the logic is "we're gonna cure your trauma with more trauma"

    • @lubtv8792
      @lubtv8792 7 місяців тому +11

      @@doomstan it’s weird cause it’s almost getting the point of what I actually believe helps. Exposure. But this isn’t exposing traumatized men to their triggers and helping them redirect their feelings or even process them. It’s just some dude adding some more trauma into whatever you already had. Unless your fear is joining the military in the 50’s then I don’t get what the point is.

    • @marhen4497
      @marhen4497 7 місяців тому +4

      Wait til he shows you the bill for those 12 years. Beeing an alpha male doesn't come cheap

    • @Sumirevins
      @Sumirevins 7 місяців тому

      The 13 years of bullying and getting yelled at trauma must've made me into a fucking sigma dripking by that logic. Nah but that tramas has made me mentally fortified atleast.

  • @theantitroll
    @theantitroll 7 місяців тому +130

    “Being uncomfortable just for the sake of being uncomfortable doesn’t improve you’re life.” I want that shit written on my tomb stone

    • @jotade2098
      @jotade2098 7 місяців тому +4

      But engrave "your".

    • @massojupiter3436
      @massojupiter3436 7 місяців тому

      Discomfort teaches you about yourself and someone can use that to better their life. So that quote is lying

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@massojupiter3436no, that's "learning from discomfort", not "discomfort just for discomfort"

    • @massojupiter3436
      @massojupiter3436 7 місяців тому

      @@crowdemon_archives but that goes without saying. The human mind is always on learning mode whether someone likes it or not. Doesn't matter what it is that you do, even if you're on your phone just for being on your phone, you will still learn something.
      I just learned that this type of thing (alpha male bootcamp) is real and I'm on my phone just because

    • @bradygd6431
      @bradygd6431 7 місяців тому +3

      @@massojupiter3436 if you go stub your toe on purpose right now I doubt you'll learn a valuable life lesson from it

  • @max_x4
    @max_x4 4 місяці тому +7

    they say they heal you from trauma…
    but for people that are hypersensitive and got yelled at as a kid, it only makes it worse 😅

  • @hepkil8370
    @hepkil8370 3 місяці тому +3

    looks like they watched one minute of a david goggins vid

  • @Cerulium
    @Cerulium 7 місяців тому +633

    As a hose gunner in the local water gun battle of '09, I can attest that these men are enduring the toughest training imaginable.

    • @WD_724
      @WD_724 7 місяців тому +34

      I agree. I was in the mud trenches of ‘94 and this shit sounds hard.

    • @bigdapramirez6157
      @bigdapramirez6157 7 місяців тому +31

      Thank you for your service

    • @Foxtrot_Alpha
      @Foxtrot_Alpha 7 місяців тому +21

      Oh, those were nothing to the snow trenches of '73

    • @LonzoZoty
      @LonzoZoty 7 місяців тому +10

      I agree I was a hail hurler who served in the battle of Poseidons palace

    • @davidtalavera9138
      @davidtalavera9138 7 місяців тому +5

      We all appreciate your service soldier 🇺🇲

  • @Renflower24
    @Renflower24 7 місяців тому +693

    When I was 14, going through the most insecure part of my life where I felt fat for just breathing, I bought a course that cost $60. My mom said that she’d let me buy it to let me learn a lesson, but I was so sure back then that I’d show her and everyone else. The course included a 15-30 minute long 'thank you' and 'you won't regret this' video, and a link for pre-recorded daily videos of follow-along exercises. No meal plan, no personal trainer, and no results, which the advertisement promised over and over, stressing how different it was. I dropped it within a month even after trying to give it my all. Now I’m 19, and though I always figured I knew better because I never came from a rich family, I can appreciate that I paid $60 I couldn’t afford instead of $18k. It’s easy to laugh at these kinds of videos now, but I really appreciate my mom for letting me experience that.

    • @Freddles780
      @Freddles780 7 місяців тому +69

      W ASF mother tbh glad you learned an important lesson and keep on keeping on my fren!

    • @chriswilliams4575
      @chriswilliams4575 7 місяців тому +49

      Mama is the real top g

    • @conorjamieson7963
      @conorjamieson7963 7 місяців тому +61

      Mom game strong as fuck for real. You gotta let your kids fail sometimes, its probably hard to know when though as a parent.

    • @jochenkraus7016
      @jochenkraus7016 7 місяців тому +2

      ​​​@@conorjamieson7963Sometimes you have to actually do things that might work or not.
      And it's a difference between getting something explained and agree or seeing the light by yourself.
      So in a way the course worked :-D
      BTW when watching the boot camp stuff in this video: Looks like military without the sometimes useful (e.g. learning first aid) and the cool things (weapons you don'thave to pay for. And of course getting paid for all that).

    • @andrewcheng1998
      @andrewcheng1998 7 місяців тому +1

      Tbh can’t really expect for coaching at that price but if one does biology/science well enough there are definitely ways to get reasonably fit from free online info only.

  • @few-sea360
    @few-sea360 Місяць тому +2

    8:46 pov: you need more words for your essay

  • @moth2019
    @moth2019 5 місяців тому

    I want more of charlie chuckling during the video snippets lmao

  • @b-ner2616
    @b-ner2616 7 місяців тому +145

    “You’re born, you die, and in between you live” truly awe inspiring words that have never been said before

  • @ivansyomkin2156
    @ivansyomkin2156 7 місяців тому +199

    I did this in the army while getting paid and I still hated it 😂

    • @internalizedhappyness9774
      @internalizedhappyness9774 7 місяців тому +2

      You made me laugh, thank you! 😋

    • @N_0_S_t_al_gicben-zo
      @N_0_S_t_al_gicben-zo 7 місяців тому

      You got buried in a bodybag?

    • @dragoon9382
      @dragoon9382 7 місяців тому

      @@N_0_S_t_al_gicben-zo yes

    • @livewire42
      @livewire42 7 місяців тому +13

      That's exactly what I thought watching this... this is the shit we did in bootcamp except they gave us a few bucks while doing it. At least in the military, you were probably going to go to war instead of paying 18k to pretend lmao

    • @Ameritard
      @Ameritard 7 місяців тому +3

      Same, did this in the Marines and got paid what, like 3 or 4k?

  • @iiwi758
    @iiwi758 5 місяців тому +6

    There are courses that teach you how to be handy around the house, where the person learns DIY stuff, general plumbing, how to fix things, etc. That could actually be profitable for people who didn't have a father figure growing up who taught those things, and it doesn't cost anywhere near $18,000. They could pair such a course up with some books or even other courses on economics and money management. Maybe learn how to cook and how to do all the other little things that make someone self-sufficient. That should cover the superficial part of being the "man of the house". But, obviously, being a man/husband/father is much more than that. You need to be reliable with everything. This "program" looks like a grift that doesn't teach anything meaningful and long-lasting.
    Frankly, one of the best investments you can make if you are not confident in your abilities in being a reliable adult is buying a book on critical thinking. At first blush it doesn't seem like it has a direct connection with the subject in question, but if you're kind of lost right now, it might lay a solid foundation for you to take steps into the right direction. Just "trust me bro" on this one and buy a book on critical thinking.

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 Місяць тому +3

    A program that claims to try and make you more independent by making you follow orders without question is like going to rehab and the doctor gives you drugs to help with your drug addiction.

  • @lordchaa1598
    @lordchaa1598 7 місяців тому +73

    So a group of bullies have found a way to monetize the bullying of insecure men. How revolutionary😂

    • @kool-aiddealer6268
      @kool-aiddealer6268 7 місяців тому

      These insecure men do deserve to be ridiculed for even deciding to spend 18,000 over a watered down military boot camp

    • @2bb334
      @2bb334 7 місяців тому +10

      putting it this way just deepens my empathy towards these men that got shamelessly exploited. what a f-ed up world we live in

    • @abeldnite
      @abeldnite 7 місяців тому +1

      Big brain move if you ask me

  • @History_Coffee
    @History_Coffee 7 місяців тому +183

    This has big "I would join the military but if a drill sgt got in my face I'd knock him out" energy

    • @razzberry4756
      @razzberry4756 7 місяців тому

      id get kicked out of the military very quickly, i fucking hate screaming, id probably tell the drill instructor to go fuck himself, then just refuse any punishment he gave me, wanna scream in my face, fuck you, again, they’d definitely kick me out but i don’t care

    • @captainmycaptain8334
      @captainmycaptain8334 7 місяців тому +30

      careful, the cosplaytriots will hear you

    • @flipperbooch2194
      @flipperbooch2194 7 місяців тому +17

      I heard of a USMC recruit that did that and got his face slammed on the hot hood of the MP’s squad car.
      You won’t win

    • @StereotypicalShea
      @StereotypicalShea 7 місяців тому +2

      I think it's an even larger concern when you realize all the instructors are not only prior service, but prior special operators just as well.

    • @Julian-4
      @Julian-4 Місяць тому

      @@StereotypicalSheaGuaranteed some of them are lying about it. And they’d fold if they were led by a cadre of Navy Seal operators. These “instructors” look like overcompensating douch*canoes

  • @zero-21
    @zero-21 Місяць тому +3

    the fact that you could just do non watered down army training for free and not 18000 dollars if you join the army

  • @Stillcellar
    @Stillcellar Місяць тому +1

    That whole 'what are you gonna do if a bad guys about to kill your wife and son' bit had me laughing so hard 😂

  • @IvanskiYakinovski
    @IvanskiYakinovski 7 місяців тому +549

    What men need are friends. What makes friendships are common experiences. Sharing the shame of wasting money to pretend to be a commando with your new bros is priceless.

    • @user-rx7uh9mg4f
      @user-rx7uh9mg4f 7 місяців тому

      Men don't want to put their egos aside to build friendships. Their ego is too big so they thing "Why should I go up to another man and try to get him to like me?". That's what happens when males grow up in a sheltered environment and their ego is never challenged so they think the world should come to them easily.
      Also, they aren't willing to resolve conflict after it happens. I'm talking real conflict not play teasing.

    • @danielmorton9956
      @danielmorton9956 7 місяців тому +4

      Imagine if it was a survival camp or something.

    • @Blackelk1996
      @Blackelk1996 7 місяців тому +10

      What some men need to be strong are other strong men that share common goals and ideals. Iron Sharpens Iron.

    • @Drheals-db3pm
      @Drheals-db3pm 7 місяців тому +1

      well said

    • @thewatcher7940
      @thewatcher7940 7 місяців тому +21

      @@northstar2850 Not just brotherhood, but they also need to learn to be friends with women and view them as equals like they would their guy friends, instead of just potential partners.

  • @xdashx4962
    @xdashx4962 7 місяців тому +126

    I love the quote “What happens if your wife or kids needs you” well for starters $18,000 would go a long way

  • @SummonerX8
    @SummonerX8 2 місяці тому +2

    They market the program like they're trying to market an MLM

  • @DWP13
    @DWP13 6 місяців тому

    had me ROFL every camera cut.

  • @humanoid251
    @humanoid251 7 місяців тому +1249

    What makes this extra sad and depressing is that, according to some of the other videos covering this that I’ve seen, most of the guys at these camps are there because their dads, uncles or other male guardians sent them there. They were so afraid that their kids would grow up to be nerdy, gay/trans, whatever that they paid $18,000 to send them to some wannabe boot camp that doesn’t teach them anything except what it’s like to be wet in different places at different times of day

    • @manwiththeredface7821
      @manwiththeredface7821 7 місяців тому +268

      So they're outsourcing fatherhood (along with all the responsibility that comes with it), how masculine...

    • @orugacrest
      @orugacrest 7 місяців тому +42

      better to be a brainless outcast than a plaguebearer

    • @reshie
      @reshie 7 місяців тому +5

      Sending your kid away to learn how to be "masculine" from another man for 18 000$ probably is one of the most BETA things anyone can do

    • @Ilivedbih
      @Ilivedbih 7 місяців тому +2

      ​​@@orugacrest Just be hygienic (which also isn't really considered manly by many..) and you won't be a plaguebearer ✌

    • @Thomk121
      @Thomk121 7 місяців тому +26

      Idk, the clips I saw of those dudes they all looked over 18. At that point no one is sending you anywhere against your will. And if you allow that then maybe you do need the "alpha" training. Lol 😂

  • @kuragedaisuki244
    @kuragedaisuki244 7 місяців тому +603

    It’s absolutely mind blowing that we live in a world where this really happens and is successful.

    • @ren2871
      @ren2871 7 місяців тому

      Yes and you'd be surprised this happens across the board. Most people are stupid and easy to manipulate.

    • @dorkydragon5055
      @dorkydragon5055 7 місяців тому +9

      Is it really that surprising though? Really?

    • @theforrest
      @theforrest 7 місяців тому +7

      @@dorkydragon5055disappointing, yes. surprising, not as much

    • @lifeiswonderful22
      @lifeiswonderful22 7 місяців тому +6

      This is what rich people spend their money on when they have everything else in the world.

    • @tyronestrydom1
      @tyronestrydom1 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@ozpeter_69*smegma

  • @Jinjon-de2rj
    @Jinjon-de2rj Місяць тому

    The last minute really hit Charlie you taught me something today

  • @MrSocomDude
    @MrSocomDude Місяць тому +5

    Just enlist. Don’t put money into these scams.

  • @thevagabond3181
    @thevagabond3181 7 місяців тому +117

    Wait. You mean I can pay a bunch of grifters to bully and emasculate me? How have my enemies hidden this gem from me?!

    • @Shigzmi
      @Shigzmi 7 місяців тому +1

      @@SyakirinTheStickManbro you’re pathetic

    • @TheBlahblah86
      @TheBlahblah86 7 місяців тому +6

      I love your use of the word emasculate in this example. It's so perfect.

    • @eileenwellings
      @eileenwellings 7 місяців тому +1

      Love natural immunity to bs

  • @fomorians
    @fomorians 7 місяців тому +1177

    "Don’t give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you, enslave you, who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel. Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don’t hate. Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural." - Charlie Chaplin

    • @crono3339
      @crono3339 7 місяців тому +42

      Thanks for the reminder of that talk, I used to listen to it often until it made me cry. I was a former soldier and then a psychedelic dude so I'm much more into love and growth but both helped me see how people are easily led astray by con artists. I was too. Charlie Chaplin really had something important to say there.

    • @clairecordell2461
      @clairecordell2461 7 місяців тому +25

      Men care about other men - they have love in thier hearts for men, women and children. Men love and protect. That'll be 18grand please.

    • @manden6652
      @manden6652 7 місяців тому +1

      That's a really funny take with the machines xDDD@@TheNickkm

    • @razacosmicapilled
      @razacosmicapilled 7 місяців тому +3

      Charlie Copelin

    • @marine47ncaa25
      @marine47ncaa25 7 місяців тому +5

      You’re the comment who deserves 25K + likes bro. Excellent comment👍

  • @ivanstayner8818
    @ivanstayner8818 2 місяці тому +5

    A true alpha male would see this and think what a waste of money.

  • @Im-called-NickGurr
    @Im-called-NickGurr Місяць тому +2

    My wife actually suggested that I consider this course but I think she just wants me out of the house so her and her friend Robert can hang out but idk

  • @Turglayfopa
    @Turglayfopa 7 місяців тому +752

    I feel really bad for those who fell for it. They are obviously deep in the pits and are grasping for anything.

    • @conehero2941
      @conehero2941 7 місяців тому +58

      Right? It's exploitative as fuck. This is only going to teach them to be more bitter.

    • @KnowThyself619
      @KnowThyself619 7 місяців тому +6

      Well at least they're trying out something new unlike millions who just sit and comment about people doing stuff.

    • @explorinjenkins349
      @explorinjenkins349 7 місяців тому +6

      I don't. A fool and his money are soon separated.

    • @manformerlypigbukkit
      @manformerlypigbukkit 7 місяців тому +13

      @@explorinjenkins349well that’s dull

    • @conehero2941
      @conehero2941 7 місяців тому +15

      @@explorinjenkins349 Despair will make you do crazy things.

  • @kagami27
    @kagami27 7 місяців тому +1261

    I used to make fun of desperate men being taken advantage of by 'alpha male gurus'. Now I just feel bad for them and I hope they get all the help they need. This is just sad

    • @JimmyNuisance
      @JimmyNuisance 7 місяців тому +77

      I always felt bad for them, I always mocked them, and I always will.

    • @Kitsuragi556
      @Kitsuragi556 7 місяців тому +47

      @@JimmyNuisance You're a true hero. Really out here making a difference, bud.

    • @JimmyNuisance
      @JimmyNuisance 7 місяців тому

      @@Kitsuragi556 Who said anything about making a difference? We’re laughing at lesser men who are aware they’re lesser… nothing about that smacks of me making an effort to help.
      Besides, these guys PAID 18k to be ridiculed. I offer that service free of charge, you should be joining me in pointing and laughing if you REALLY want to help these pathetic losers.

    • @danielhicks1824
      @danielhicks1824 7 місяців тому

      ​@@Kitsuragi556tbf, it's in the name

    • @looklook478
      @looklook478 7 місяців тому +4

      Don't tell me you're one of those dudes.
      Do dumb shit and get made fun of lmao, these teases are the wars y'all talk about

  • @calihydra
    @calihydra Місяць тому +1

    Dudes coming home pissed off 😂😂

  • @21kjoshua
    @21kjoshua 27 днів тому +1

    I spent 4 years getting this kinda treatment in the actual military. Oh I also got paid to go through it lol...if you pay 18k to get yelled at, you deserve to get scammed.

  • @MrBallen
    @MrBallen 7 місяців тому +5900

    this alpha male stuff is literally just knock off special operations military training with former spec ops instructors leading it.... I think this sort of thing works great for ACTUAL special operations training, cause it def weeds out a lot of people who are not cut out for the job.... but to pay $18K as a civilian to go through this, that just seems totally weird and not worth it at all.... to each their own I suppose

    • @Jamienicholas02
      @Jamienicholas02 7 місяців тому +22

      I see

    • @user-fr2it8wp6y
      @user-fr2it8wp6y 7 місяців тому +99

      Hi Mr ballen 😊

    • @cambamslam3510
      @cambamslam3510 7 місяців тому +464

      It's not even special operations military training lol. It's a severely watered down basic training at best.

    • @bradendeifel9263
      @bradendeifel9263 7 місяців тому +217

      Mrballen commenting on Charlie’s vids is not the crossover I expected to see today.
      Great work on the strange, dark and mysterious delivered in story format!

    • @ronmower
      @ronmower 7 місяців тому +95

      @@cambamslam3510 WATERED down is right...

  • @user-gj4bc5xr4z
    @user-gj4bc5xr4z 7 місяців тому +421

    So let me get this straight. You pay 18k to go to military bootcamp for 3days. Guys its called the army and you can join for free. Its just that you can't leave after 3 days and if you do pull threw you are guaranteed to see results.

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 7 місяців тому +98

      And you will get paid

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 7 місяців тому +45

      Youre assuming the army would want these rejects ,the standards are pretty low in the US but I think these guys wouldnt meet any.

    • @fpedrosa2076
      @fpedrosa2076 7 місяців тому +50

      @@Eldritch-1 The US army is not really in a position to reject recruits. Of course, on the other hand the army is pretty good at putting new recruits through the ringer and turning them into soldiers... Y'know. Some get permanently hurt or die along the way, but that's a sacrifice the army instructors are willing to make.

    • @bingbongdingdong867
      @bingbongdingdong867 7 місяців тому +9

      You're not guaranteed to see results.

    • @ThePhrog714
      @ThePhrog714 7 місяців тому +28

      @@fpedrosa2076wym pretty much nobody is dying in basic army training unless it’s a freak accident

  • @user-fu7eh2mk5n
    @user-fu7eh2mk5n 5 місяців тому +2

    They offer this service for free.
    Its called enlisting.

  • @rebelpatriot1776
    @rebelpatriot1776 4 місяці тому +1

    When I was going through Army basic, one of the things the Drills would yell while smoking us was "There's people out there paying to do this shit". I didnt know what they meant but this is hilarious.

  • @AverageMfDoomEnjoyer
    @AverageMfDoomEnjoyer 7 місяців тому +758

    Imagine paying money to get taught how to become “Alpha Sigma”

    • @FemboyKaiSaku
      @FemboyKaiSaku 7 місяців тому +42

      that sounds extremely omega

    • @moppycat2669
      @moppycat2669 7 місяців тому

      ​@@OfficerBMTnobody likes you

    • @rafaellarena
      @rafaellarena 7 місяців тому +11

      ​@@FemboyKaiSakuLiterally you with that name

    • @UTTP900
      @UTTP900 7 місяців тому

      @@FemboyKaiSaku I AM GOING TO DESTОRY YOUR ACCOUNT

    • @FemboyKaiSaku
      @FemboyKaiSaku 7 місяців тому +32

      @@rafaellarena true but im still more alpha than these guys in the alpha male bootcamps