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  • @chew_1993
    @chew_1993 Рік тому +6925

    As a woman, if a man touches me without my consent, I always ask if he’s a sigma male before determining whether I press charges.

    • @Sravan.Allopi
      @Sravan.Allopi Рік тому +494

      You're such a kind soul, I pray that you marry a strong well funded and developed sigma male and have many sigma omega children to carry on the legacy!

    • @revenant5
      @revenant5 Рік тому +38

      a serious question: what if a friend did it? a response to it being jokingly and not so much.
      a friend you've known for:
      a) years
      b) a few months
      c) been out of contact with for a while
      (I would be thankful if you supplied an answer for each one, (that's a total of 6 answers), they don't need to be thorough)
      thank you.
      -Tony

    • @karkatvantass3730
      @karkatvantass3730 Рік тому +155

      @@revenant5 To answer all six questions in one, no one should be grabbing/touching anyone without their consent. The ONLY exception I could imagine is if those kind of boundaries are already established (this is still consent btw don't assume you have those kind of boundaries if it's not been established yet). Example me and my bestfriend will hold eachother's hands whenever cause we are both comfortable with that. However, we will always ask before hugging, because sometimes we don't want to be touched like that. It's not a matter of how much you know someone or the kind of relationship you have be it friend/romantic/family. It's about consent and boundaries.

    • @personx4999
      @personx4999 Рік тому +25

      @@karkatvantass3730 Does it not get weird to ask "Can I hug you"?

    • @c.k.1933
      @c.k.1933 Рік тому

      @@personx4999 You are replying to an insane person who lives in a bubble.
      Normal people don’t ask their friends for these things yeah.

  • @DeezNuts-zx3ih
    @DeezNuts-zx3ih 2 роки тому +29328

    The most important aspect of being a sigma male is to follow women home at night, to make sure they get home safe. They really appreciate it and will walk faster, or even run, to make sure you dont waste too much time

    • @pointlessupdate
      @pointlessupdate 2 роки тому +3524

      When they are running away they are actually testing your cardio.

    • @pinkneko13
      @pinkneko13 2 роки тому +2529

      Sigma males also keep watch all night to make sure nobody attacks her. Women really love that, they'll even call for back up from the police to help the sigma male :)

    • @thetrex9902
      @thetrex9902 2 роки тому +211

      True. Can confirm

    • @monwe8050
      @monwe8050 2 роки тому +76

      Real

    • @bloodredrain
      @bloodredrain 2 роки тому +88

      Also can function as your daily workout

  • @Isaac_646
    @Isaac_646 Рік тому +702

    What is the rarest male?
    Sigma male? No
    Beta male? No
    Normal guy? Yes

  • @kaimerrill2142
    @kaimerrill2142 Рік тому +1800

    As a sigma male, my schedule is really simple actually
    2:00 - wake up
    2:05 - piss the bed (as a power move)
    2:07 - get out of bed
    2:10 - go to the kitchen, break a plate to eat as a snack
    2:13 - snort one scoop of pre, swallow two more dry
    2:15 - workout (8 sets of 2 bench presses, 1000 lbs. I drop the bar on my chest after every set as a power move)
    2:15:45 - cold shower
    3:00 - go outside and gather sticks and leaves for breakfast
    3:25 - eat sticks and leaves (mmm crunchy)
    3:30 - edge for 3 hours to anime (only male-on-male fight scenes)
    6:30 - drive to work in my buggati to let everyone know how big my dick is
    7:00 - my boss calls me into his office. People are complaining that I smell like piss. I tell him that it's on purpose. I am immediately promoted to his position because my power move is so intimidating.
    7:15 - I am arrested for massive embezzlement of company funds, as well as 4 counts of manslaughter and 6 counts of soliciting a prostitute.
    7:30 - I escape police custody and drive home
    7:45 - edge for 3 hours to my favorite picture of my buggati
    10:45 - watch American psycho on repeat until it is time for bed
    7:30 - go to bed (edge for 3 hours to anime again)
    I repeat this tuesday-sunday (Monday I take the day for my shift to eat Andrew Tate's ass)

  • @samueldavenport7233
    @samueldavenport7233 2 роки тому +8654

    #6. Be unpredictable. Surprise your female of choice by lurking behind her in dark alleys, waiting to sneak up and discuss NFT's

    • @smhmyhead9184
      @smhmyhead9184 2 роки тому +326

      as a woman I love it so much when guys do that

    • @lennyternil336
      @lennyternil336 2 роки тому +51

      @@smhmyhead9184 you should meet
      (Who’s someone who does nft things)
      Al Capone

    • @saintshrooms9424
      @saintshrooms9424 2 роки тому +53

      @@smhmyhead9184 as do I, the NFT part really pulls me to trust them

    • @wolfboirecords9174
      @wolfboirecords9174 2 роки тому +38

      straight up, she'll never expect it! it's perfectly paired with being mysterious!! 😂

    • @Voodoo_Chara
      @Voodoo_Chara 2 роки тому

      One of the rules of being a Sigma Female.. Prepare to stalk the Sigma Male in response to challenge their dominance.

  • @BarryBruh
    @BarryBruh 2 роки тому +14368

    if being "mysterious" doesnt work on the ladies then explain the 12 restraining orders i got (i know theyre playing hard to get)

    • @underscore4505
      @underscore4505 2 роки тому +845

      You get em tiger. They don't know whats good for them smh

    • @UltraTaco.
      @UltraTaco. 2 роки тому +604

      Stay on that grindset king! ✊ ✊ ✊

    • @mr.toilet6135
      @mr.toilet6135 2 роки тому +176

      You’re so silly 😩💦

    • @PatrickWDunne
      @PatrickWDunne 2 роки тому +139

      Idk you should ask college age anime protagonist Charlie how it works out

    • @Ryan-wx1bi
      @Ryan-wx1bi 2 роки тому +327

      A restraining order is just her way of asking you to chase her. They want you to break the law because it makes you a bad boy

  • @arcadesmiles9464
    @arcadesmiles9464 Рік тому +520

    Sigma male tip: be spontaneous, women like surprises, like casually kidnapping her parents and setting up a fun scavenger hunt to get them back alive:) hahaha super fun

  • @Nigamaan2
    @Nigamaan2 11 місяців тому +236

    sigma boys when they realized Patrick Bateman is from a movie that is directed by a woman

    • @VSJJSICIIAOJWNJFKFICIIFIISIWJH
      @VSJJSICIIAOJWNJFKFICIIFIISIWJH 10 місяців тому +52

      oh and it gets better,the book version of the film is written by a man who is bi

    • @Hollyberrystreats
      @Hollyberrystreats 6 місяців тому +14

      And that they aren't supposed to in any way admire him!

    • @user-tu3qp1ww4r
      @user-tu3qp1ww4r 2 місяці тому

      ​@@VSJJSICIIAOJWNJFKFICIIFIISIWJHWhat does bi have to do with this?

    • @LordBorz
      @LordBorz 2 місяці тому

      Whats triggering about that

    • @officialtoddhoward69
      @officialtoddhoward69 15 днів тому

      And that Bateman is meant to be a socially outcasted insecure loser. Oh and a deranged psychopath with overly violent tendencies and ideas, and straight up crimes if he didn't imagine it all. For the movie Christian Bale said it himself, Bateman is an absolute pathetic loser

  • @lucaskasssab4543
    @lucaskasssab4543 2 роки тому +3755

    As a morbius male myself, seeing these lesser life forms call themselves sigma males sickens me

    • @thatonetroll1059
      @thatonetroll1059 2 роки тому +230

      I agree morbiee

    • @moddingjack8659
      @moddingjack8659 2 роки тому +259

      and they dont even get to say "its sigma time" ..unlike us morbheads smh its sickening truly

    • @vel5094
      @vel5094 2 роки тому +144

      Morbius male > Sigma male

    • @adora_lovely
      @adora_lovely 2 роки тому +95

      omg morbius males makes me ahegao 😍 * fans self* srsly girls are gaga for u morbhead kings. lol ❤

    • @PatrickWDunne
      @PatrickWDunne 2 роки тому +74

      It's morbin time

  • @southofheck
    @southofheck 2 роки тому +1955

    SIGMA MALE TIPS
    1: TOUCH WOMEN’S HIPS WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT
    2: MAKE HER LAUGH
    3: TELL HER *NOTHING*
    3: USE CHEAT CODES (PSYCHOLOGICAL MANIPULATION)
    5: LOOK HER IN THE EYES AT *ALL* TIMES. MAKE SURE SHE NEVER FEELS SAFE.
    3: SHOW NO EMOTION. SHOW NO EMPATHY. WOMEN HATE THAT.
    4: SIGMA

    • @slbhugomarques2
      @slbhugomarques2 2 роки тому +225

      Where is the morbius step?

    • @righteousone5119
      @righteousone5119 2 роки тому +312

      5: IT'S MORBIN' TIME

    • @RoyLevan
      @RoyLevan 2 роки тому

      *BETA CUCK IMPOSTER👆🏻* True sigma's dont touch women

    • @southofheck
      @southofheck 2 роки тому +69

      @@slbhugomarques2 what the fuck is morbius???

    • @ivanvperez
      @ivanvperez 2 роки тому +124

      @@southofheck LMAOOOOO

  • @TheAverageSimp
    @TheAverageSimp Рік тому +521

    Men : Yes we are sexually attracted to different things
    Women : we are too?
    Men : no I know what women are sexually attracted to

    • @lauren-wy4ql
      @lauren-wy4ql Рік тому +81

      It’s so funny they’ll tell any woman that tries to say what they like that they’re wrong. Then they’ll go on about the fish and fisherman analogy.

    • @jsadramelch
      @jsadramelch Рік тому +8

      sigma males*

    • @dathunderman4
      @dathunderman4 Рік тому +49

      @@lauren-wy4ql the fisherman analogy is so dumb too because if a fish could talk you would definitely wanna learn how to catch it from the fish

    • @cosmicreef5858
      @cosmicreef5858 Рік тому +6

      yeah so does every person is different regardless of gender
      They can not just not speak for the other gender but for your own as well
      Just stick to bare minimum logic and basic decency/respect of boundaries and you will be good

    • @williamwade9779
      @williamwade9779 Рік тому

      @@cosmicreef5858 There are only two genders

  • @enochia
    @enochia Рік тому +400

    I love Critical and his followers. It just feels so good to know there's still decent people out there with common sense

    • @atas2561
      @atas2561 Рік тому +23

      Though I differ and say there are moments when his followers can be a bit obnoxious or even cringy.
      Nonetheless, most of them along with Charlie are indeed good people at heart and mind.

    • @uba764
      @uba764 Рік тому +2

      Cr1tikal acolytes

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Рік тому +22

      @@atas2561
      That's any fanbase in the world.

    • @atas2561
      @atas2561 Рік тому +3

      @@DinnerForkTongue True.

    • @williambarrett1234
      @williambarrett1234 Рік тому +3

      nah his fans can be pretty toxic and addicted to the drama of other people

  • @lamineamari
    @lamineamari 2 роки тому +12642

    Sigma males are never afraid of challenging a woman to a duel, women love a man that can handle his blue eyes white dragon

    • @camronchlarson3767
      @camronchlarson3767 2 роки тому +216

      Or handle a blade for that matter *tips fedora

    • @ZoomerNostalgia
      @ZoomerNostalgia 2 роки тому +13

      ok sub bot

    • @JovianCloudfarmer
      @JovianCloudfarmer 2 роки тому +137

      10 Signs You're a Kaiba Male (SUPER RARE!)

    • @N0FoxGiven
      @N0FoxGiven 2 роки тому +91

      @@JovianCloudfarmer 10 signs you're an antagonist. See 10 restraining orders for challenging random women to Card Game duels and threatening to send their boyfriends to the shadow realm.

    • @_John_Johnson
      @_John_Johnson 2 роки тому +45

      "I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass."
      - Spiked bagel

  • @SEDYT358
    @SEDYT358 2 роки тому +4846

    "He doesn't need anyone else in his life"
    Shows a man losing the battle against depression in his high-rise

    • @mysunshine492
      @mysunshine492 2 роки тому +293

      that man definitely needs someone, a therapist to be specific

    • @lennyternil336
      @lennyternil336 2 роки тому +84

      @@mysunshine492 he needs this sigma male “advice” to start working
      Fr tho these are so insane

    • @yokuku7664
      @yokuku7664 2 роки тому +51

      Doesn't need anyone in life isn't always bad
      Unless it's Just a coping mechanism

    • @lennyternil336
      @lennyternil336 2 роки тому +9

      @@yokuku7664 truue

    • @themaskedman2780
      @themaskedman2780 2 роки тому

      You got it backwards a sigma male is someone who grinds and tryhards with everything they do in life having the ability to not give af about others, they have sexual desires but very minimal since they only wake up and focus on becoming potentially successfull ANYONE can become a sigma but yall Charlie fans can't relate since 60% of the fanbase looks like your average discord mod 🤡🤡🤡🤡

  • @xz3024
    @xz3024 Рік тому +138

    I'm now realising I met a sigma male the other day. He entered the tram, came straight to the middle where I was standing with my hand holding to the pole, put his hand on top of mine and looked straight into my eyes while putting his body mere inches away from mine. Unfortunately, I am no sigma female, so I freaked out, removed my hand and moved away from him. Almost broke my nose in the process, as I am indeed not female enough for such manliness.

    • @Player1776.
      @Player1776. Рік тому +24

      oh man, sorry to hear that😬

    • @rawrdino7046
      @rawrdino7046 Рік тому +34

      That sounds terrifying glad you got away.

    • @thehoodedteddy1335
      @thehoodedteddy1335 Рік тому +1

      Next time kick him in the jewels, you’ll be doing humanity a favor by discouraging that type of behavior while also reducing his chances of passing down his genetics

    • @occultsupport
      @occultsupport Рік тому

      wow, your loss

    • @occultsupport
      @occultsupport Рік тому

      @Robert Junior ?

  • @confusionandcreation6036
    @confusionandcreation6036 Рік тому +132

    10:20 The perfect unintentional comedy of saying "he doesn't need anyone in his life" while showing extremely depressing footage of someone sitting alone in his room while it's raining outside

  • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
    @gaiusjuliuspleaser 2 роки тому +2385

    In case you're wondering why anyone would put such embarrassingly bad videos out there, just remember: These dudes aren't trying to impress women. They're trying to impress other men.

    • @mathewsandoval1330
      @mathewsandoval1330 2 роки тому +81

      Spittin fr fr

    • @UnknownUser-xk5rr
      @UnknownUser-xk5rr 2 роки тому

      So they're gay? I'm pretty sure they're straight, but just suck at getting women.

    • @austinluther5825
      @austinluther5825 2 роки тому +424

      As a gay man, it is not working.

    • @MrSkizo209
      @MrSkizo209 2 роки тому

      I think they are probably just trying to exploit insecure dudes.

    • @hannesly6544
      @hannesly6544 2 роки тому +99

      Duh, women are already impressed by the Sigma. A sigma sigmas to sigma on other men

  • @lunardoeseverything5393
    @lunardoeseverything5393 2 роки тому +2632

    Yeah, I’m a SIGMA MALE:
    ✅harass women
    ✅hides emotions
    ✅hates being alive
    ✅born in the wrong generation
    ✅mentally ill
    Be like me, and you’ll become a SIGMA 😎

    • @bloodredrain
      @bloodredrain 2 роки тому +136

      Grind over all🗣Sigma nation up💯

    • @FS-me8mj
      @FS-me8mj 2 роки тому +152

      You missed "DON't sleep at night"

    • @grumboflipflorp5688
      @grumboflipflorp5688 2 роки тому

      @@FS-me8mj and “shit your pants whenever possible”

    • @ptolemythefirst4621
      @ptolemythefirst4621 2 роки тому +41

      @@FS-me8mj drink coffee turn up the music so the neighbor can hear your good tastes and call the police after to help with the party

    • @FS-me8mj
      @FS-me8mj 2 роки тому +10

      @@ptolemythefirst4621 yeah man it's good have some company especially in parties👍

  • @TheoTungsten
    @TheoTungsten Рік тому +95

    "Any man who must say "I am a sigma male" is no true Sigma male"- Lywin Tannister.

    • @mentosis797
      @mentosis797 Рік тому +3

      This comment deserves more attention

    • @ashleywhitefield6076
      @ashleywhitefield6076 Рік тому

      There was this girl who'd hang out at a lot of my friends' parties that would say, "Would you all consider me 'one of the guys'?"
      I thought, if you have to ask......the answer is no.

    • @youngboy2pacdrake
      @youngboy2pacdrake 11 місяців тому

      @@mentosis797it doesnt because sigma males have confidence and always say it just like me

  • @RickyRiceB
    @RickyRiceB Рік тому +39

    Charlie’s descriptions gave me clarity that alpha-beta-sigma male hierarchy really is just the boy version of astrology signs

  • @tux75
    @tux75 2 роки тому +8268

    "Sigma male” is basically “not like the other girls” and I think we should give them the same energy they give to that trope

  • @aleksi6012
    @aleksi6012 2 роки тому +7777

    Sigma male schedule
    2:00 am- Wake up
    2.05am-Cold shower
    2.15am-breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall
    2:30am- begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup.
    2:45am-edging,4hrs (for disipline)
    6:45am-cold shower
    7:00am-begin sprint to work
    8:00am-arrive at work
    8:05am-get called into boss' office
    8:06am-get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour"
    8:10am-sprint back home
    9:10am- lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal
    9:10am-edging(as punishment)
    3:00pm- bed time

    • @thespicecorner
      @thespicecorner 2 роки тому +1743

      The “Edging - as discipline” and “Edging - as punishment” made me laugh more than I should have

    • @Dvasqz
      @Dvasqz 2 роки тому +687

      @@thespicecorner I lost my shit at edging as punishment.

    • @justsomeratinapie2234
      @justsomeratinapie2234 2 роки тому +765

      Mfer gets fired, goes home to eat pebbles and Adderall then edges for 6 hours

    • @frylockmovie
      @frylockmovie 2 роки тому +77

      Bench 2 dinner plates?

    • @Rakadeja
      @Rakadeja 2 роки тому +223

      this is strikingly similar to how i play minecraft

  • @jotarokujo6979
    @jotarokujo6979 10 місяців тому +14

    I'm an Asparagus Male myself
    > Play videogames
    > cry
    > repeat

    • @k1chris1
      @k1chris1 10 місяців тому +1

      So sigmas are worse then you?

    • @jennerhardin8138
      @jennerhardin8138 7 місяців тому +1

      Or women pee green after you've been inside them?

  • @motivateddad
    @motivateddad Рік тому +27

    I love when a sigma male is in a room full of people. It makes me the second most awkward person in the room.

  • @OccupiedMuffins
    @OccupiedMuffins 2 роки тому +7540

    It’s incredible how they all treat “getting women” as if it’s this mathematical equation and can be executed flawlessly every time and requires massive amounts of overthinking

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 2 роки тому +480

      You know what's funny? I think watching a "how to behave like a sigma male" video is the opposite of what a sigma with an authentic personality would do.

    • @dslylsd
      @dslylsd 2 роки тому +34

      @@suezuccati304 it's for the meme

    • @dloera10
      @dloera10 2 роки тому +276

      I was thinking this the other day. A lot of men (including myself growing up) don't see women as human beings. They think women are all robots that will react to the same things lmao

    • @ispentalldayatYT
      @ispentalldayatYT 2 роки тому +133

      They treat them like dogs you can train, or like a robot.

    • @wienerguy7822
      @wienerguy7822 2 роки тому +24

      To a sigma male like me it truly can be executed flawlessly every time. You must not be doing it right.

  • @keller1808
    @keller1808 2 роки тому +2639

    No fucking way people are actually serious about this.
    The term “Sigma Male” was literally made to make fun of the so-called Alpha males.

    • @EremittV
      @EremittV 2 роки тому +349

      It actually is meant to be a serious thing. But people with even the slightest sense of self esteem can call it for it's bullshit. It's just the male version of starsigns. Reducing people to some general traits so you have something to identify with and blame for when you're being an asshole.

    • @banned2911
      @banned2911 2 роки тому +164

      No sigma male wasnt made to make fun of “alpha” males it was actually something that was more ridiculous then a “alpha” male so everyone made memes about it

    • @kaijuultimax9407
      @kaijuultimax9407 2 роки тому +95

      @@banned2911 This. It wasn't parody, it's just hit that threshold where reality has become more ridiculous than parody.

    • @Jim-gk4so
      @Jim-gk4so 2 роки тому

      Lol

    • @monwe8050
      @monwe8050 2 роки тому +14

      sounds like something a beta would say 🥱🥱

  • @samaeltheundying
    @samaeltheundying Рік тому +51

    As someone who tried this mindset in school ("maybe if I'm random I won't be bullied and I might find a gf"), I'm now having to rebuild my notion of personality and undo a lot of rather silly (if not outright creepy AF) habits.
    The entitlement, the thirst for validation and how openly I showed my loneliness all crippled me socially (especially when trying to make friends).
    It messed up my self esteem and left me feeling like I was farmed for the other person's clout. I started going to therapy, taking my meds and studying stoicism. It's been a few years, but I'm happier now that I'm undoing some of the more... Egregious habits and reflexes.
    I.e., following any of this program is not worth it and will isolate you from the very people you are trying to grow closer with.

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 Рік тому

      I dont think the 'studying stoicism' thing will help, it's just another cheek of the same arse that these types get into. Just get on with life and like what you like without forcing some over the top 'self sacrificing, mysterious, noble' persona. If you are faking something it just comes across as pretentious

    • @Guitareben
      @Guitareben 11 місяців тому +5

      Glad you're doing better! Keep it up my man

    • @heatherangel9700
      @heatherangel9700 4 місяці тому +2

      Person growth is probably one of the hardest things to achieve as a human. Congratulations for caring enough to not only care enough to want to grow, but also for achieving some goals.

  • @lmelki89
    @lmelki89 7 місяців тому +10

    I love how "women love mysterious men" is said like it is something mystical, when it could be translated simply as "stop talking about yourself obsessively so women can actually have a chance to ask you something"

  • @bofuuu
    @bofuuu 2 роки тому +1698

    Can confirm that as a woman, I get so wet when a guy nitpicks every little thing I say and actively tries to find anything he can to argue about.

    • @Joeyyy888
      @Joeyyy888 2 роки тому +17

      Are you ok?

    • @Vplaytg
      @Vplaytg 2 роки тому +231

      I bet the randomly getting touched by a mysterious stranger without being asked is a big turnon as well.

    • @spaghettisploitation1029
      @spaghettisploitation1029 2 роки тому

      I'm rock hard waiting on your, "sToP pLaYiNg GaMeS aNd TaKe OuT tHe FuCkInG tRaSh!" Bullshit when you've did fuck all all day...
      Also, as a guy thats been married for 20 years this year. I would rather walk in front of an 18 wheeler than hear a women's mouth...

    • @aeonremnant
      @aeonremnant 2 роки тому +41

      @Kavetion I’m confused. Why did you come onto the internet today to say this? I really want to know what you were thinking when you typed that out.

    • @Aspurxx
      @Aspurxx 2 роки тому +47

      @@aeonremnant Did he stutter?

  • @Captain_Torres
    @Captain_Torres 2 роки тому +2560

    This guy is intentionally throwing you off. The NUMBER ONE rule of being a sigma male is to EXCLUSIVELY have sex with men. Not only is it a massive ego boost, but it is easy to share critiques and advice with your partner.

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 2 роки тому

      This is true. It has been scientifically proven that sex with women transfers excess estrogen to the man, whilst banging men amplifies both parties testosterone exponentially. Enlightened Sigma Males know the key to success is fucking multiple men at the same time.

    • @nothanks9174
      @nothanks9174 2 роки тому +1

      Exactly. If all the sigma males are having sex with women, and you only have sex with the sigma males, not only did you have sex with all those women via transitive property, but you also had sex with the sigma’s, which means you are at the top of the pack as the alpha sigma.

    • @NoName-bw7tj
      @NoName-bw7tj 2 роки тому +209

      Yep pure sigma game right here.

    • @NoName-bw7tj
      @NoName-bw7tj 2 роки тому +24

      😂

    • @paulpolito2001
      @paulpolito2001 2 роки тому

      Exactly. To a true Sigma: to have a relationship with a female is gay… the ‘passing femboy’ is (to my understanding) top-tier to these absolute cavemen

  • @erinlovebunnies7094
    @erinlovebunnies7094 Рік тому +24

    I dated a mysterious and intense sigma male once. I got tired of it after a while because it NEVER calmed down. He was always mysterious, I never knew what he was going to do, any time I would speak my mind too strongly he would always say some rendition of “I won’t break up with you now, but when we are away from all of my family… 👀” like, I’m just now realizing that this video, as weird and wacky as some of the points are, described him PERFECTLY.

    • @bruhbruh-us6gl
      @bruhbruh-us6gl Місяць тому +1

      How tf did a sigma male get a gf before me or any of my buddies did?

    • @michaelsilvers1260
      @michaelsilvers1260 Місяць тому

      I don't think he was a sigma male.. Just a dick 😂

  • @Marcomanexists
    @Marcomanexists Рік тому +9

    If a guy just randomly touches me I’m never speaking to them again

  • @SirAlexanderr
    @SirAlexanderr 2 роки тому +1501

    As a certified sigma male I can confirm that putting my hands on a random attractive woman’s hips got me a felony charge. I think she liked me.

    • @NoName-bw7tj
      @NoName-bw7tj 2 роки тому +4

      I don’t know about that man

    • @NoName-bw7tj
      @NoName-bw7tj 2 роки тому +1

      Better watch out

    • @DzakyAmany
      @DzakyAmany 2 роки тому +21

      A true sigma male shan't breathe the same oxygen as all other male - nay, other humans, for it might degrade their charm.

    • @Mark-nh2hs
      @Mark-nh2hs 2 роки тому +1

      @Camping Comrade as he has his left or fight palm lol

    • @NoName-bw7tj
      @NoName-bw7tj 2 роки тому

      @Camping Comrade right. They need men? 😂

  • @2zazz245
    @2zazz245 2 роки тому +1884

    "sigma males are outcasts" "sigma males gets everyone attention and is very powerful in social situations" SO WHICH ONE MR SIGMA MALE????

    • @Edge_master69
      @Edge_master69 2 роки тому +24

      Both

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis 2 роки тому

      You can't command the room and be an outcast, that is literally a contradiction. Who the fuck buys this shit?

    • @xsp1160
      @xsp1160 2 роки тому +233

      Damn Sigma males really are unpredictable

    • @StylishGirl79
      @StylishGirl79 2 роки тому +87

      you need to be socially ostracized just enough to get that edge 😎

    • @frostymourne
      @frostymourne 2 роки тому +40

      Sigma males like to challenge women. Also Sigma males are good active listeners.. so which one too!???? Omggg advices are too sigma chad

  • @boobsweat4206
    @boobsweat4206 Рік тому +24

    A sigma doesn't breathe, he breeds.

    • @youngboy2pacdrake
      @youngboy2pacdrake 11 місяців тому

      top 5 nba players of all time
      5 Tim Duncan
      4 Derrick Rose
      3 Annal Iverson
      2 Michael Jordan
      1 Kobe Bryant

    • @lcehotel
      @lcehotel 7 місяців тому +2

      @@youngboy2pacdrakewrong video bro

  • @johnwalker1058
    @johnwalker1058 Рік тому +15

    I'm a special breed of male known as gamma male. I get insanely strong when I'm angered/enraged (and also turn green in the transformation process when I get angry). I also am a man of science and I try to create situations that are an absolute win.

  • @Lol-dd2ud
    @Lol-dd2ud 2 роки тому +10562

    I thought 'Sigma Male' was just a meme, the fact that people take this thing seriously is just sad but gives me entertainment.

    • @Brie.s
      @Brie.s 2 роки тому +675

      @ForgiveZharion blink sos if you’ve been kidnapped

    • @RoyLevan
      @RoyLevan 2 роки тому +471

      It's both really. The majority of people are just memeing but there's always a few goofballs taking things too seriously

    • @MasterGhostf
      @MasterGhostf 2 роки тому +206

      @@RoyLevan They don't realize its a joke and thinks it serious.

    • @dark_nightwing_xl2797
      @dark_nightwing_xl2797 2 роки тому +2

      Charlie is explaining it well

    • @Itoshimi
      @Itoshimi 2 роки тому +68

      @@RoyLevan “a few” lmaoooo

  • @discipleofthelorentz
    @discipleofthelorentz 2 роки тому +3931

    The "hands on her hips" advice 100% works, I tried it yesterday and I did so well that now all the guys at prison are practicing it on me so they can learn from a Sigma!

    • @Que934
      @Que934 2 роки тому +194

      Wait in the shower too?

    • @FirstnameLastname-gb4ww
      @FirstnameLastname-gb4ww Рік тому +306

      @@Que934 mostly in the shower

    • @anuszbizsergetokommentek2171
      @anuszbizsergetokommentek2171 Рік тому +33

      Nah man I'll rather stay single for the rest of my life... but thanks for the advice.

    • @Sakkaz
      @Sakkaz Рік тому +15

      @@FirstnameLastname-gb4ww oh my 😳😳

    • @whannabi
      @whannabi Рік тому +15

      @@FirstnameLastname-gb4ww what a lucky man.

  • @AstralXeditz
    @AstralXeditz 8 місяців тому +14

    As a nigga male, i see this as a W

  • @eatbeans168
    @eatbeans168 Рік тому +11

    Real best way to attract a female.
    1. Personal hygiene (shower, clothing)
    2. Keep your environment clean
    3. Take care of yourself
    4. Develop yourself (physically, emotionally, intellectually, and spirituality) - Cut screen time, workout or go for a walk, read or work on your hobbies.
    Remember a real sigma has the willpower to make his bed in the morning

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Рік тому +1

      Imagine wanting to attract a female.
      Just hang out with boys dude.

    • @tick1180
      @tick1180 Рік тому +5

      ​@@NigerianCrusader Imagine wanting to be lonely and be gay.
      Let people fuckin have their wants, love is something we rightfully should have. Being fuckin alone having clown mindset isn't it.

    • @patriot9487
      @patriot9487 Рік тому +1

      @@tick1180 you’re the gay one

    • @walkingfish768
      @walkingfish768 10 місяців тому

      @@patriot9487 from the fact that you think that pepe the frog is still funny i can tell you're socially awkward and you get NONE

  • @Jiinnxxx98
    @Jiinnxxx98 2 роки тому +6749

    For as long as there is under confident people in the world, there will always be people exploiting them for money by saying ridiculous borderline shit.

    • @GriffinZambia
      @GriffinZambia 2 роки тому +3

      DONT READ MY NAME,

    • @VersaceJS
      @VersaceJS 2 роки тому +290

      sometimes i wished youtube had some kind of moderation in the comments

    • @basillimee
      @basillimee 2 роки тому +103

      @@VersaceJS I just find it funny, they say really wild shit lol.

    • @kensyre
      @kensyre 2 роки тому +54

      Jordan Peterson in a nutshell.

    • @AustynL
      @AustynL 2 роки тому +64

      @ForgiveZharion Ratio + literally everyone is better + I didn't ask either + ur probably 5 + cope + im joking chill the flip out

  • @unknown_wanderer69
    @unknown_wanderer69 2 роки тому +2667

    "Don't be sad because you got rejected from art school, smile because you are about to change history."
    -Sigma rule, 1945

    • @darthvader9665
      @darthvader9665 2 роки тому +175

      @ForgiveZharion let me geuss that one like is you

    • @JulianR2JG
      @JulianR2JG 2 роки тому +13

      oh

    • @warlord7835
      @warlord7835 2 роки тому +88

      The date makes this incongruous

    • @durchfaII
      @durchfaII 2 роки тому +62

      Jesus christ the reference

    • @WLS_Churchill
      @WLS_Churchill 2 роки тому +5

      This one is good.

  • @mekhiellison6715
    @mekhiellison6715 Рік тому +6

    6:53 I do that….. I failed you Charlie

  • @gonegirl000
    @gonegirl000 Рік тому +6

    7:08 im absolutely fucking SOBBING LAUGHING at this someone help

  • @Dumbledof
    @Dumbledof 2 роки тому +5394

    How to be a sigma male:
    Step 1: Be a socially inept misogynist
    Step 2: Pretend women are into that

    • @Naz1Killer
      @Naz1Killer 2 роки тому +121

      Tbh the "Misogynist" buzzword is used to describe a man anytime he expresses even a hint of awareness about women

    • @pure2291
      @pure2291 2 роки тому +400

      @@Naz1Killer true, but here it is pretty accurate. Almost all internet dudes who preach sigma and alpha very obviously hate women and are misogynistic. maybe because I'm thinking of fresh&fit but that's just me

    • @meowcat5596
      @meowcat5596 2 роки тому +90

      @@pure2291 I wish y'all judged women as critically and called out misandry as often

    • @kooku649
      @kooku649 2 роки тому +135

      @@meowcat5596 Misandry doesn’t exist in a patriarchal society

    • @wesswise28
      @wesswise28 2 роки тому +42

      Step 3. Keep drinking/doing drugs because otherwise you might wake up from this fantasy.

  • @unknownvariable9239
    @unknownvariable9239 2 роки тому +1665

    “Don’t watch the sun rise. Get up earlier, let the sun watch you rise.”
    -Sigma Rule 117

    • @pizzaguy9483
      @pizzaguy9483 2 роки тому +2

      yes

    • @borealis4751
      @borealis4751 2 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @verqu3450
      @verqu3450 2 роки тому +116

      You would have to rise later as the sun cannot see you while being down, you have to let the sun rise first, then rise yourself and let the sun see you rise.

    • @TheBoringLlama
      @TheBoringLlama 2 роки тому +10

      Hi guys do you like transformers

    • @YourLocalAverageSquidMan
      @YourLocalAverageSquidMan 2 роки тому

      Yes

  • @jj1marksman
    @jj1marksman Рік тому +7

    I love the simplicity of this channel,. He talks about something , and then "that's about it, see ya." No extras, "ie... lengthy intros or outros," just opinions.

  • @maskingtables
    @maskingtables Рік тому +14

    The worst part is that these things work for many girls. I personally know girls who actively loudly say they want a "strong alpha male" that can handle their GirlBoss strenght. To the point of sharing alpha male videos on their social media to show "the kind of man they want".
    They are the worst kind of women I have ever had to deal with. But yes. Every crazy Sigma has a weird Girlboss waiting for them.

  • @purrecioustabby630
    @purrecioustabby630 Рік тому +1834

    When I was a literal 12 year old little girl, before incels were a meme I ended up on one of their websites & took a sigma male test, I was like fuuck this is just like me
    Turns out it was autism spectrum disorder

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 Рік тому +49

      What? I'm autistic. I don't understand the point you are trying to make?

    • @mms598
      @mms598 Рік тому

      Bro are you comparing autism to being a creep

    • @mms598
      @mms598 Рік тому +13

      @@theab3957 I’m so confused

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr Рік тому +1

      the fact that a 12 year old girl found her way onto incel site is disturbing. imagine if you were a guy. that shit is like a cult that sucks you in

    • @HankThePimpHill
      @HankThePimpHill Рік тому +49

      @@theab3957 Apparently, sigmas are on the spectrum

  • @maskie4189
    @maskie4189 2 роки тому +1898

    Life hack: To "Be mysterious", have a "dominating presence", and "Suprise people", you only need to do one thing: Stage an anonymous bomb threat at your preferred public institution, then arrive wearing all black and a face mask. This is guaranteed to find success, and even get you invited into the exclusive orange suit club.

    • @avilancer2516
      @avilancer2516 Рік тому +58

      You even have a chance to receive Darwin's Sigma award and a free spot in a classical capsule hotel.

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira Рік тому +20

      To be myssterious.. Just uses "" randomly when you text and just talk as if youre using the ""
      I "mean"..if im "talking" like this, its really is a "mystery" when "im" coming out as "vague"

    • @anuszbizsergetokommentek2171
      @anuszbizsergetokommentek2171 Рік тому +25

      Instant success I tried it out and a bunch of people dressed in blue uniforms and riot police armor came to hang out with me

    • @revenant5
      @revenant5 Рік тому +9

      @@anuszbizsergetokommentek2171 yeah I'm willing to bet you all also played the ''get on the ground'' game!

    • @anuszbizsergetokommentek2171
      @anuszbizsergetokommentek2171 Рік тому +9

      @@revenant5 yes it was very fun but not as fun as catching the bullet or who drops the soap game.

  • @SHE3N
    @SHE3N Рік тому +19

    I am a Zeta Male
    (I searched a bit and founded out Zeta Male is actually a thing, i was joking)

  • @trevorbullock2770
    @trevorbullock2770 Рік тому +8

    @1:48 I had an ad show up and it was a Miller lite commercial I feel conflicted cause I like beer too and I guess women do as well lol

  • @fastaskirby2414
    @fastaskirby2414 2 роки тому +970

    As a professional sigma, we don't hit on women the reason we are dating women is because we need their blood to survive. It's morbin time

    • @naenaehitter3119
      @naenaehitter3119 2 роки тому +24

      Morbin time

    • @thicboi1152
      @thicboi1152 2 роки тому +15

      🤓acculty they didn’t say it’s morbin time

    • @Que934
      @Que934 2 роки тому +7

      It is indeed morbin time

    • @Peelz315
      @Peelz315 2 роки тому +3

      My god it’s morbin time

    • @raymondkubiak1044
      @raymondkubiak1044 2 роки тому +3

      It is, without a shadow of a doubt; the hour of the day when we merry-men shall “Morb.”

  • @Chinothebad
    @Chinothebad 2 роки тому +1998

    As an Alpha-Omega male, I'm the beginning and the end. This means I start off my day trying to get a woman's attention and it ends with me facing court charges for repeatedly making unwanted advances and harassment.

  • @MaidenHelll
    @MaidenHelll 9 місяців тому +3

    3:00 I’m glad you addressed the speech to text thing🤭

  • @codyb1909
    @codyb1909 Рік тому +3

    I love how people who give advice about getting girls very obviously don't pull

  • @JumpinJew
    @JumpinJew 2 роки тому +4116

    I'm an Epsilon male, where we:
    • Always change underwear after a long day at work
    • Compliment every dog we see, regardless of breed
    • Only use 24-hour time

    • @zuskull1
      @zuskull1 2 роки тому +251

      can I join the club

    • @JumpinJew
      @JumpinJew 2 роки тому +380

      @@zuskull1 Welcome, Epsilon male #93

    • @klm9440
      @klm9440 2 роки тому +30

      Can I join

    • @johnwhite4787
      @johnwhite4787 2 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 2 роки тому +1

      That's manliest man there is because epsilon, Y, is the chromosome that makes you a dude

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 2 роки тому +4593

    As a Gamma-Epsilon female, I’m _always_ grateful when a brief dalliance ends with my partner respectfully parting from me to continue their fight against crime 💖

    • @nicholasbrooks3997
      @nicholasbrooks3997 2 роки тому +60

      This is gold right here 🤣

    • @justinh6651
      @justinh6651 2 роки тому

      Do you happen to also be an asparagus?

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 2 роки тому +2

      @@justinh6651 I am _every_ vegetable, _especially_ the autistic ones! Behold my glory, and tremble.

    • @animeconnoisseur2904
      @animeconnoisseur2904 2 роки тому +36

      I want to know about this gamma epsilon you speak of

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 2 роки тому +193

      @@animeconnoisseur2904 ah it’s just your average United Federation of Planets member, nothing super interesting. Class M planet, humanoid inhabitants, blah blah.

  • @error4553
    @error4553 Рік тому +4

    at 2:22 I was sure he was going to say "...and males"

  • @phili.9304
    @phili.9304 7 місяців тому +5

    I misread the title as sigma males are black and got flattered for a second oh well

  • @hauntedconstellations6039
    @hauntedconstellations6039 2 роки тому +615

    Does “sigma male” not just mean “huffing extreme amounts of copium to convince oneself that one is as cool as they want to be”

    • @Zupesable
      @Zupesable 2 роки тому +28

      Either that, or huffing glue.

    • @SilentAndy
      @SilentAndy 2 роки тому +1

      The whole alpha, sigma, or Chad male thing is nothing more than insecure incels giving themselves labels to feel relevant in society, or so they can have an excuse for why they act the way they do.

    • @joshuabranson74
      @joshuabranson74 2 роки тому +11

      You're confusing betas that pretend to be sigmas.

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 2 роки тому +23

      @@Zupesable Now THAT'S a grindset.

    • @skygard49
      @skygard49 2 роки тому +1

      Thank you for my new favorite quote

  • @user-zh7th2ge1c
    @user-zh7th2ge1c 2 роки тому +531

    The sigma male makes youtube videos that get other males sent to prison, eliminating the competition.

    • @tryarsenic
      @tryarsenic 2 роки тому +17

      You know a lot of women have athing for prisoners and write them lettres so that's not the best method

    • @ballisticr3x915
      @ballisticr3x915 Рік тому +6

      this man is a genius

    • @ethioman123
      @ethioman123 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @whannabi
      @whannabi Рік тому +3

      @@tryarsenic they have to be somewhat popular though.

    • @anyone6691
      @anyone6691 Рік тому

      Alpha male with extra steps.

  • @kwalenz
    @kwalenz Рік тому +2

    Love you Charlie's room always looks like he's just moving in.

  • @rose080891
    @rose080891 Рік тому +4

    why do they always treat us like we are not even people?

  • @justyouraveragehumanbeing7411
    @justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 2 роки тому +982

    "Women are turned on by different things than men"
    "But Sigma male, is the type of guy who knows what these differences are. And how to exploit them."
    "For example, if she is lesbian, the sigma male simply turns lesbian as well."

    • @arnahunas4048
      @arnahunas4048 2 роки тому +151

      “You know, I’m something of a lesbian myself.”

    • @jayceallen6530
      @jayceallen6530 2 роки тому +95

      “Say that you a lesbian girl me too”

    • @MazrimTaim
      @MazrimTaim 2 роки тому

      Transgenderism in a nutshell.

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo 2 роки тому +6

      the way i wheezed XD

    • @aleonimation
      @aleonimation 2 роки тому +14

      drake moment

  • @Vplaytg
    @Vplaytg 2 роки тому +406

    How to get women:
    1. Retract from society
    2. Be mysterious and dont interact with people
    3. Touch women unconsentually
    4. Release short bursts of hostility to put women in their place
    5. Be funny
    Got it, thanks

    • @drygimangdrminjak8177
      @drygimangdrminjak8177 2 роки тому +29

      you missed one, hide in the primary school playground and wait for your victims

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 2 роки тому +13

      @@drygimangdrminjak8177 To teach them the grindset.

    • @joshuabranson74
      @joshuabranson74 2 роки тому

      It's clear you guys do not know what a true sigma is if you did then you would see the people you are describing are beta males pretending to be sigma males. You have 2 types of betas one who has a decent enough personality to get Alpha / sigma Ex GF leftovers and then the other type which can't get laid is in constant friend zone this rejection leads them down 2 paths the incel path or the pretend to be something I'm not path.

    • @5679_
      @5679_ 2 роки тому +3

      Sigma grindset

    • @Kennisaurus
      @Kennisaurus 2 роки тому +4

      So be Jared Leto

  • @affliction101
    @affliction101 Рік тому +4

    10:54 unfortunately I used to be one of those but, I was in middle school. 💀

  • @DoguDoge
    @DoguDoge Рік тому +6

    My friend sees himself as a sigma male, he acts tough and does pressups sometimes randomly around the dinner table, but he literally just plays valorant when he gets home

  • @SnowofLight
    @SnowofLight 2 роки тому +836

    You cannot command attention in a room, while also being a loner. It's like trying to skydive from a submarine.

    • @o_ver2.094
      @o_ver2.094 Рік тому +107

      Just carry a gun out in the open smh 🙄

    • @skygard49
      @skygard49 Рік тому

      Both of these scenarios can be resolved with explosives.

    • @punchyboi6915
      @punchyboi6915 Рік тому +59

      Wattpad fanfic authors say otherwise

    • @mynameisntjoe3024
      @mynameisntjoe3024 Рік тому +13

      @@o_ver2.094 that can do!
      But seriously for a moment if some sigma male wannabe somehow had interactions with 2 girls who are nice to him then he would immediately act like playboy and lose the girls' interest. Like unironically

    • @griffinroche4668
      @griffinroche4668 Рік тому +19

      Tried this, now in prison. Will repeat for sample density…

  • @l33machine
    @l33machine 2 роки тому +1385

    "A sigma male doesn't need anybody in his life"
    That's a good way to make men isolate themselves and ruin friendships, therefore opening the floodgates to depression :/
    I used to think I didn't need friends to then I realized how fucking lonely I was all the time.

    • @bouclechocolat
      @bouclechocolat 2 роки тому +166

      That's what's really dangerous about this alpha/sigma shit, not only does it discourage men from having meaningful, emotionally connected romantic relationships, it encourages them to fear all emotional expression (except anger) and devalue any close relationships, romantic or not

    • @anecro
      @anecro 2 роки тому +6

      Pretty much everything in these videos is a problem if worded properly.
      They legit just take a problem or some way a person can start lacking in some way in their personality and word it in a specific way.

    • @anecro
      @anecro 2 роки тому +53

      @@Reiman33 He's obviously not talking about that. These videos are obviously not talking about that. The claim is that you're a man, therefore you should be strong enough to not have friends and live within your own mind, because you're a strong confident man.

    • @KatzeKriegerin
      @KatzeKriegerin 2 роки тому +84

      @@Reiman33 humans are social animals. You literally do need to have different relationships to be happy.

    • @Andrew-nu4hi
      @Andrew-nu4hi 2 роки тому +14

      @@KatzeKriegerin nah you really don’t

  • @cc3
    @cc3 Рік тому +12

    I always thought a sigma male described a guy who decided that pursuing a romantic connection will distract him from his "greater" goals. Whatever this is, this isn't it.

    • @TheKingofHowTos_TKHT
      @TheKingofHowTos_TKHT 29 днів тому

      Exactly. The majority of these silly comments and responses are *hateful* and *RACIST* against a group of people. No wonder such a thing as Sigmas would exists just because of such ignorant people to begin with. They'd make such a claim that all individuals in a particular group are anti-social and/or serial killers, and just who made you the judge??? The truth is, such negative comments and mindsets are what is truly antisocial. Normal individuals do not speak or think in this way... Such negative/*toxic* individuals are the real problem in/of society... One could tell that such negativity emanate from individuals with low self esteem/self worth - smdh.

  • @davidr6563
    @davidr6563 Рік тому +3

    Can’t forget about gamma, epsilon, theta, kappa, zeta males.

  • @l.a.covers8400
    @l.a.covers8400 2 роки тому +459

    Sigma males: Females arent important
    Also Sigma males: most of the topic is how to bag females.

    • @aeoligarlic4024
      @aeoligarlic4024 Рік тому +47

      Mgotw movement: good riddance! You females are a waste of time that are holding back our sigma-ness!!
      Women: oh that's a relief
      Mgotw movement: wait! You don't wanna miss out on being with a sigma male!!

    • @gamingseed2511
      @gamingseed2511 Рік тому +5

      @@aeoligarlic4024 on god tho, they talk more about feminism than actually feminist

    • @ceasar7830
      @ceasar7830 Рік тому

      i think they mean to sexually bag them.. to keep females around aint important.

    • @gamingseed2511
      @gamingseed2511 Рік тому

      @@ceasar7830 I'm sure women are flocking to those dudes, begging to be banged. That's why they spend hours a day watching ''Females Getting owned'' compilation

    • @gatotcka5017
      @gatotcka5017 Рік тому

      @@aeoligarlic4024 nhahah

  • @spencermaley4390
    @spencermaley4390 2 роки тому +684

    Honestly, anyone that identifies as a "sigma male" is guaranteed to be a turbo virgin that thinks they're hot stuff.

    • @TiredEyePilot
      @TiredEyePilot 2 роки тому +81

      As a sigma male I can confirm this is true

    • @Takokujin07
      @Takokujin07 2 роки тому +30

      Either that or they’re a predator

    • @Dinosaur_-qq7di
      @Dinosaur_-qq7di 2 роки тому +9

      A bot stole your comment lol

    • @shadikal12345
      @shadikal12345 2 роки тому +8

      as an incel, I cannot confirm.

    • @lucidskydiamond5256
      @lucidskydiamond5256 2 роки тому

      This leads to incels there whole goal is getting women.

  • @moon-ec3qj
    @moon-ec3qj Рік тому +5

    If my boyfriend would criticize me all of the time I´d cry

  • @DualDesertEagle
    @DualDesertEagle Рік тому +1

    I've heard this exact voice with this exact background music a bunch of times over the years, so yes, it's almost certainly text-to-speech but not only that, it seems to be sort of a template to give u narration and background music at the same time.

  • @Contessa6789
    @Contessa6789 2 роки тому +191

    “Intense” and “unpredictable” is how I would describe a serial killer, not a potential male partner

    • @randombeef8214
      @randombeef8214 Рік тому +6

      Agreed

    • @Nihilistic_Arsonist
      @Nihilistic_Arsonist Рік тому

      Tell that to Ted Bundy fangirls.

    • @obi-wankenobi1750
      @obi-wankenobi1750 9 місяців тому

      Unfortunately a lot of girls (the dumb ones) are into that. I’ve watched plenty of girls get with guys who they KNOW abused their last few girlfriends. Of course, if a girl is attracted to that, you don’t want anything to do with her.

    • @amiable_monster
      @amiable_monster 7 місяців тому

      ​@@Nihilistic_ArsonistThey need to seek help, not to be praised

  • @blyat8832
    @blyat8832 2 роки тому +2148

    Charlie is right about the whole "being mysterious" not being a good idea, especially in a school environment. there was this new kid who never spoke at all to anyone and always avoided people, and everyone thought he was a school shooter or a serial killer. I told him that and he decided to try talking, and then boom, he's now a very popular kid who's actually very kind and intelligent and can light up any room

    • @MERIDIAN2251
      @MERIDIAN2251 2 роки тому +283

      the good ending
      Edit: thanks for the likes

    • @samfire3067
      @samfire3067 2 роки тому +87

      shame.
      he could done something realy scary on halloween , now he can't .

    • @reynaga5169
      @reynaga5169 2 роки тому

      I think that if the first thing that came to their minds is that he is school shooter... the problem comes from the other side.

    • @kachiedits6231
      @kachiedits6231 2 роки тому +225

      Tbh I don't think it's fair to labke someone like that just because they don't talk or like being around people some people just have problems talking to others or just shy around new people and some people have genuine disorders like a communication disorder it's just how some people are and they can't help it

    • @ryanbarry34
      @ryanbarry34 2 роки тому +19

      @@kachiedits6231 wouldn't worry too much, this doesn't read like a real event

  • @xiphiasoffishwell4781
    @xiphiasoffishwell4781 Рік тому +7

    As a Rho-Omicron male, I can factually state that Sigmas have small peepees and sleep with a teletubby nightlight.

  • @anonimus500p6
    @anonimus500p6 Рік тому +2

    The “sigma male knows which buttons to push and when” sounds like the guy who wrote the script is a psychopathic creep.

  • @clownkidcentral
    @clownkidcentral 2 роки тому +411

    i know a sigma male in real life and he is terrifying. he sits silently and will just be mean for no reason. when he does talk to you he is incredibly condescending. he tried to hook up with me AND my mom. it didnt go well.

  • @mysteriousmeat770
    @mysteriousmeat770 2 роки тому +218

    As a sigma male myself I can confirm that I actually get 100,000 females a day and have killed 87 women with pure toxic masculinity

    • @killaken2000
      @killaken2000 2 роки тому +38

      My masculinity is so toxic that I fart to clear the air

    • @anarkxi
      @anarkxi 2 роки тому +8

      theres so many sigma males where i live they started issuing gas masks to women. i own about four masks

    • @charlesfuzak
      @charlesfuzak 2 роки тому +11

      My masculinity is so toxic, it's just fatal masculinity now.

    • @Vijay-zt6ws
      @Vijay-zt6ws 2 роки тому

      I'm kinda curious, is there any toxic feminity?

    • @enviousshade1770
      @enviousshade1770 2 роки тому

      @@charlesfuzak my masculinity is so toxic I turned gay

  • @Catalina-Winemixer
    @Catalina-Winemixer Рік тому +1

    “Women love to be surprised” LMFAO.

  • @NORAMA01
    @NORAMA01 8 місяців тому +2

    I like how they always act like women are this elusive different species when you can literally just ask a girl what they like. Just literally talk to a singular woman.

  • @xRIGGSx1992
    @xRIGGSx1992 2 роки тому +245

    I always feel like the "alpha" "sigma" "beta" idea is similar to a horoscope but geared towards men.

  • @dizzyhq5100
    @dizzyhq5100 2 роки тому +813

    Gotta love people with roughly the same charisma as an Oblivion NPC telling you how to get laid

    • @GriffinZambia
      @GriffinZambia 2 роки тому +1

      DONT READ MY NAME,

    • @Takokujin07
      @Takokujin07 2 роки тому +7

      This comment is one of the best I’ve read so far on this. Thank you, it was like a glass of fine wine 🤣

    • @Undo743
      @Undo743 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣👍👍👍

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 2 роки тому +2

      In this case litterally, since its TTS

    • @TenderNoodle
      @TenderNoodle 2 роки тому +8

      Literally bc as a woman I would avoid these dudes like the plague if I met them. Definitely not my dream man by any means💀

  • @repthecult
    @repthecult Рік тому

    Just watched a vid about your come up & much respect to you man, Thank you for entertaining us for all these years ❤️

  • @andrejuarez
    @andrejuarez Рік тому +6

    My moms just discovered what an incel is and asked me if I was one. I tell her “no Ma I’m single because of me not because of woman”
    Can’t wait till she ask me if I’m a sigma male.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +3930

    11:48 Charlie nailed it by saying “It’s literally astrology, looking at a horoscope but for lonely guys” that’s pretty much the most accurate you can get about this whole “sigma” and “alpha” ideology. The types of advice they would give you like “A true sigma would never drink coffee after 2PM in the month of June just like a Capricorn, so you appear mysterious to women and leave them wanting more” is pretty much just meme content at this point.

    • @twitteruser2056
      @twitteruser2056 2 роки тому +85

      Oh look, it’s the guy that keeps commenting for attention.

    • @dfredankey
      @dfredankey 2 роки тому +48

      like astrology It’s just an excuse to be who you are or to have little to no accountability due to something you believe dooms you. People want to feel special and feel like they know the world/ everything.

    • @MoonWielder
      @MoonWielder 2 роки тому +261

      @@twitteruser2056 Your name suits you. 💀

    • @curtiscrittenden2198
      @curtiscrittenden2198 2 роки тому +167

      @@twitteruser2056 oh look, a hypocrite

    • @futurelazarus8217
      @futurelazarus8217 2 роки тому +79

      @@twitteruser2056 are you talking about yourself serious question

  • @somethingdiscreet
    @somethingdiscreet 2 роки тому +301

    Imagine seeing yourself as sigma while simultaneously being insecure enough to watch videos like this in order to validate your sigmaness. Seems like kind of a contradiction in terms.

    • @NoName-bw7tj
      @NoName-bw7tj 2 роки тому

      Agreed for sure man, couldn’t had said it better lol. They literally have to put themselves in this world of fake reality that there this “sigma male” so they don’t realized what they’re life is really about, jacking off, playing video games all day lol i speak from experience

    • @ditchfood8047
      @ditchfood8047 2 роки тому +6

      Nah its starts with them being insecure enough to watch those vids then they identify as a sigma.

    • @kyle21843
      @kyle21843 2 роки тому +2

      a true sigma needs to watch other sigma videos to make sure that they're more sigma than these channels

  • @Sir-avarice
    @Sir-avarice 8 місяців тому +2

    I love how to first piece of advice to becoming a professional respectful man is sexual assault

  • @blakxnz
    @blakxnz 4 місяці тому +1

    i love how they act like you have to be a “sigma” male to be attractive to women. like nothing else can be attractive but being a “sigma”

  • @Pandozzi
    @Pandozzi 2 роки тому +635

    Sigma males: They are active listeners.
    also sigma males: they make women feel like they are judging every thing they say and will challenge them on it.
    Sigma males: they are mysterious and on the outskirts of society
    Also sigma males: they are always dominating every social situation and command every one's attention easily
    wat

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 2 роки тому +75

      Sigma males: They are unpredictable
      Also sigma: They are chivalrous, open doors for women, stand off to the curb...

    • @adhirg
      @adhirg 2 роки тому +27

      I think the point is that “sigma males” have the capability to dominate any social situation but just *choose* to be on the outskirts of society LOL

    • @akimbofurry2179
      @akimbofurry2179 2 роки тому +8

      @@adhirg im just loud, and hard to ignore. Still have the social tact of a pile of broken dishes.

    • @ra6153
      @ra6153 2 роки тому +12

      Basically a anime character lol

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 2 роки тому +7

      @@ra6153 Narrator: _"Sigma_ _males_ _know_ _all_ _forms_ _of_ _airbending."_

  • @therealsemechki
    @therealsemechki Рік тому +282

    Sigma male morning routine:
    1. Wake up
    2. Take a shit
    3. Eat
    4. Get out of bed
    5. Eat breakfast
    6. Early morning workout. (push ups, sit ups, pull ups. sigmas only go up)
    7. Count money
    8. Go back to bed.
    9. Go to sleep reading the newspaper.
    10. Take a shit

    • @STiergoofball
      @STiergoofball Рік тому +58

      Bruh he took a shit before he even got out of bed💀

    • @Cms-rl3wo
      @Cms-rl3wo Рік тому +7

      r/godcomments

    • @fij715
      @fij715 Рік тому +48

      @@STiergoofball It’s called timemanagement.

    • @j.k.thorning5882
      @j.k.thorning5882 Рік тому +29

      You forgot about three mandatory hours of edging

    • @williamwade9779
      @williamwade9779 Рік тому +3

      No ice bath? NGMI

  • @abaronofchivalry5176
    @abaronofchivalry5176 Рік тому +8

    Sigma Males posses an incredibly rare sense of... **insert common trait here**

  • @steak1394
    @steak1394 2 роки тому +400

    All this sigma male bs actually just boils down to the sigma being so terrified of human interaction that they have genius'd themselves into only interacting with others when absolutely necessary

    • @joshuabranson74
      @joshuabranson74 2 роки тому +3

      Wrong You guys don't even know what a true sigma is you only know what a beta pretending to be sigma is and it's giving actual sigmas a bad name

    • @zackerickson1342
      @zackerickson1342 2 роки тому +62

      @@joshuabranson74 please be satire please be satire please be satire

    • @notcomfortable_here
      @notcomfortable_here 2 роки тому +11

      @@zackerickson1342 its not unfortunately bro is in all the comments

    • @robgoins3672
      @robgoins3672 2 роки тому +2

      @@zackerickson1342 No dice brother.

    • @Colors82
      @Colors82 2 роки тому +1

      @@notcomfortable_here wouldnt that make it a troll or satire then

  • @SupeRLA2711
    @SupeRLA2711 2 роки тому +208

    Plot Twist: he’s actually giving backwards advice so he has a better chance at getting in a meaningful relationship.

  • @RayBetterThanEvilCanival
    @RayBetterThanEvilCanival Рік тому +7

    The most sigma male thing you can say to a woman after a one night stand is: “May your road lead you to warm sands, traveller”

  • @varashamus7633
    @varashamus7633 24 дні тому +1

    Staring fixedly, impulsiveness, manipulating others for amusement, lacking empathy, placing no value on societal norms, placing no value on relationships which do not fit into the plans you have...
    Do they know what that sound like?

  • @treefingers1183
    @treefingers1183 2 роки тому +239

    "he doesn't need anybody in his life"
    Sure
    Which is why he watches videos that validate his loneliness and tell him it's actually a strength, and that intrusive thoughts to "just touch that girl you like from behind" are really just expert tactics in process.

    • @Que934
      @Que934 2 роки тому +5

      When men belive this kind of stuff,it hurts them.Don’t change because someone tells you too.Change to benefit yourself

    • @johnnyapplesmith
      @johnnyapplesmith Рік тому +1

      Real sigma makes don't watch videos, that's what separates us from these fools. They are just betas pretending to be sigmas.

    • @crefis6376
      @crefis6376 Рік тому +9

      @@johnnyapplesmith john apple

    • @rodrigozanabria2978
      @rodrigozanabria2978 Рік тому +1

      @@johnnyapplesmith John Apple