Beauty and the Beast (2017) Pitch Meeting

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    Disney has fallen in love with making live-action remakes of their animated classics, taking our nostalgia all the way to the bank. The original Beauty and the Beast is one of their all-time classics, so it makes sense that they would want to cash in on that as well. Although the movie was a huge hit, it definitely raises some questions. Like was there any other reason to make it other than money? Why does the Beast look like a Snapchat filter? Why was the castle randomly crumbling in the final scene? Why does everyone hate Belle so much?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Beauty and the Beast! It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!
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  • @Marco48375
    @Marco48375 4 роки тому +5075

    "People say they want something original but all they really want is comfort"
    Me nodding in agreement, while watching 100+ episodes of pitch meeting with recurring catch phrases.

  • @amzz019
    @amzz019 5 років тому +4534

    “Slightly better looking than a SnapChat filter” is the best review summary ever🤣

  • @rhettzkie
    @rhettzkie 4 роки тому +3010

    "Is she a god?"
    "She might be."
    😂

    • @ringthebellamy
      @ringthebellamy 4 роки тому +10

      mood

    • @MoriartyTheFifth
      @MoriartyTheFifth 4 роки тому +19

      Theres always atleast one line I lose it on, and this was it for this pitch meeting lol

    • @michaelneufeld4515
      @michaelneufeld4515 4 роки тому +6

      @INM the devil is a god.

    • @MrChipMC
      @MrChipMC 3 роки тому +3

      @@michaelneufeld4515 nope, he is just an angel,but one of the current top managers, according to that old Jewish book)

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace 2 роки тому +2

      @@MrChipMC "You're take on a fictitious thing isn't actually what happened."

  • @emmaj8337
    @emmaj8337 4 роки тому +3012

    “What did the dog do?”
    “Nothing. And that’s the point.”
    I mean it wouldn’t be an animated movie without something that’s not a dog acting like a dog

    • @wakerobin9215
      @wakerobin9215 4 роки тому +98

      Making references to other Pitch Meeting videos is TIGHT!

    • @bernardfinucane2061
      @bernardfinucane2061 4 роки тому +17

      I thought this was a reference to the Sherlock Holmes story about the dog that didn't do anything.

    • @disneydisney1490
      @disneydisney1490 3 роки тому +12

      @@bernardfinucane2061 it’s reference to the Tangled Pitch meeting

    • @chefp.7364
      @chefp.7364 3 роки тому +10

      @@disneydisney1490 oh i thought it was the onward one

    • @xletragedyx
      @xletragedyx 3 роки тому +3

      The dog was over on the bench!

  • @julianWmontgomery
    @julianWmontgomery 5 років тому +3228

    “People say they want something original but all they really want is comfort”
    So. True.

    • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
      @thefracturedbutwhole5475 5 років тому +76

      I am comfortable enough, I would like something original

    • @baskhemjingmutlyngdohmarsh925
      @baskhemjingmutlyngdohmarsh925 5 років тому +25

      Sad but true, what happened to Disney

    • @williamjones7751
      @williamjones7751 5 років тому +52

      @@baskhemjingmutlyngdohmarsh925 they're simply doing what everyone else in their position does or would do.
      you minimize risk by creating things that you are confident people will buy while also spending a reasonable amount on new IPS. some of those new IPS are blockbusters like Frozen. Some fall flat like Up, but as long as they hedge their bets with guaranteed money makers you're solvent. its simple economics.

    • @iamtriston666
      @iamtriston666 5 років тому +11

      I had a moment after hearing that.

    • @mitchellp7739
      @mitchellp7739 5 років тому +6

      The Fractured But Whole most people don’t want anything original

  • @RedScare90
    @RedScare90 4 роки тому +1848

    You should do the original. The beast is turning 21 and has been cursed for 10 years. So the enchantress cursed an 11 year old and all his servants for not letting a stranger into his house.

    • @JoKn21
      @JoKn21 3 роки тому +357

      Probably a good decision, too, considering the stranger was, actually, the Devil.

    • @willow8932
      @willow8932 3 роки тому +119

      yeah also as a 11 year old and now why would i let a stranger in

    • @dakotareynolds7223
      @dakotareynolds7223 3 роки тому +235

      @@willow8932 For real though, an 11 year old prince would not be answering the door to his own castle anyway. They'd have servants for that.

    • @motherofbeurds
      @motherofbeurds 3 роки тому +95

      @@dakotareynolds7223 yeah well that’s why only the servants should have been punished for letting an 11year old open the door to a stranger

    • @AngryReptileKeeper
      @AngryReptileKeeper 3 роки тому +97

      A lot of fairy tales were actually really messed up in their original forms. We've softened them up _a lot_ over the years.

  • @majesticmelon4715
    @majesticmelon4715 4 роки тому +4565

    People: We want original movies
    Disney: What's that? You want the originals? We can remake those easy!

    • @kimihitothegreat6396
      @kimihitothegreat6396 4 роки тому +49

      Super easy barely an inconvenience.

    • @David_Last_Name
      @David_Last_Name 4 роки тому +34

      "You want original movies? You got it! Heres an original remake......"

    • @Chipotleadvisory
      @Chipotleadvisory 3 роки тому +40

      People: Can they be good at least?
      Disney: No, no, no, none of that.

    • @ikbendom5663
      @ikbendom5663 3 роки тому +14

      Even the old Disney movies weren't the originals

    • @viveleshistoires4874
      @viveleshistoires4874 3 роки тому +16

      @@ikbendom5663
      Well at least they were original _movies._ Sure they were based on fairy tales but unlike those remakes actual creativity was involved...

  • @blaisetelfer8499
    @blaisetelfer8499 3 роки тому +1432

    "Let's get Emma Watson."
    "Oh because she can sing as well as Paige O'Hare did?"
    "Not at all, but she was in Harry Potter."

    • @Buffycomics
      @Buffycomics 3 роки тому +228

      "Hermione Granger is tight"
      - Ron Weasley

    • @EwetoobSucks
      @EwetoobSucks 3 роки тому +32

      @@Buffycomics
      Forrest Gump :
      "So Is Gin-ney !"

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 2 роки тому +40

      You have to give them credit for hiring that actress as a Marketing move.
      $1.2 billion on $200-250 mil investment - a 500%-600% return.

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 2 роки тому +62

      @@chrisperrien7055 people didn't see it because of Emma Watson; they saw it because it was a remake of a classic from their childhood. It has a built-in audience, which is why they don't have to actually care about getting people who can sing.

    • @whiskeyshaw8818
      @whiskeyshaw8818 2 роки тому

      @@Buffycomics STOP SIR

  • @theoharris8978
    @theoharris8978 5 років тому +2424

    I see pitch meeting,
    I instantly click.

  • @JGMcAwesome
    @JGMcAwesome 5 років тому +2374

    I like the fact how i actually never really noticed all the layers to the curse until now😂😂

    • @lunalovegood2093
      @lunalovegood2093 5 років тому +114

      also that jerk prince was only 11 years old. good grief

    • @JGMcAwesome
      @JGMcAwesome 5 років тому +38

      @@lunalovegood2093 Not that grown man in the movie tho idk what 11 year old that look like that😭😭😂

    • @lunalovegood2093
      @lunalovegood2093 5 років тому +12

      @@JGMcAwesome used math.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 років тому +25

      @@JGMcAwesome Benjamin Button: Am I a joke to you?

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 5 років тому +41

      yeah! Plus, when you think about it that way, it really IS ridiculously convoluted. All these remakes just make everything needlessly complex....

  • @FinansJul
    @FinansJul 4 роки тому +3345

    "She also leaves him a mirror that would let him see whatever he wants to see"
    "That one seems like a straight up gift"

    • @draconshot928
      @draconshot928 4 роки тому +240

      "Yeah so he uses that to find his one true love?"
      No of course not that would shorten the movie. But he has this book which will take him to any place any time
      "Oh so he used that to prevent the curse from happening? "
      No no that would be to easy this has to last for an hour.

    • @call911pls8
      @call911pls8 4 роки тому +14

      How does a comment that’s only a quote get 600 likes

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 4 роки тому +37

      I just realized that it's to make him feel bad cause he can't go to the places he sees because he's a beast now

    • @monmothma3358
      @monmothma3358 3 роки тому +3

      @@njnjhjh8918 Except he has that book...

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 3 роки тому +12

      @@monmothma3358 Yeah, but he can only really take glimpses. It's not like they stroll down the street when they use it.

  • @suej3959
    @suej3959 4 роки тому +1951

    ‘Magical PowerPoint presentation’ - that cracked me up!

    • @GoldenDoodlez
      @GoldenDoodlez 3 роки тому +3

      Furniture people got me🤣

    • @pvarawat
      @pvarawat 2 роки тому

      Me too

    • @Teague92
      @Teague92 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah the idea that the enchantress stayed behind for hours to explain everything and answer questions was too freaking funny

  • @Gamer_Mama_0611
    @Gamer_Mama_0611 5 років тому +1598

    "Why is the castle crumbling?"
    "Because"
    "That works"
    🤣

    • @wwoods66
      @wwoods66 3 роки тому +37

      Because the castle staff has been turned into appliances, and can't do proper maintenance, obviously.

    • @jonathonharbeck7287
      @jonathonharbeck7287 3 роки тому +8

      Thats from the video!

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 2 роки тому +4

      @@jonathonharbeck7287
      It is!

    • @cabellero1120
      @cabellero1120 Рік тому +2

      The Castle was crumbling down because the last petals were falling
      Every time a petal fell, the castle shook

    • @arsenarzumanyan2651
      @arsenarzumanyan2651 Рік тому +1

      I animated and layed out this part of the movie, and we literally had the exact same conversation lol, this satire is actually not far off from reality 🤣

  • @gasgaslex_photos
    @gasgaslex_photos 5 років тому +2074

    PITCH MEETINGS is the only reason to watch Screen Rant..

  • @choozu
    @choozu 4 роки тому +4568

    “Maurice stole some food and was looking for shelter so you know, the punishment is food and shelter forever...”
    Works in real life too 😅

    • @ssjcosty
      @ssjcosty 3 роки тому +66

      That works!

    • @hardygal2
      @hardygal2 3 роки тому +93

      Maurice has to be put in a room

    • @kenburns4547
      @kenburns4547 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah but not palatial.

    • @rubenaalexander5007
      @rubenaalexander5007 3 роки тому +74

      Also wasn't that what the Enchantress punished the beast for - you know, NOT providing shelter to poor people?

    • @g.w.7893
      @g.w.7893 3 роки тому +14

      Super easy, barely an inconvenience...

  • @charlierashi100
    @charlierashi100 4 роки тому +4255

    “Why would they have French accents?”
    “Well, because they’re French, you silly producer.”
    “But everyone’s French.”
    “Exactly.”

    • @nothosaur
      @nothosaur 4 роки тому +194

      "Do you need them to do French accents, because I can get French actors?"
      "No.They must have British accents..."
      So ridiculous.

    • @QualityPen
      @QualityPen 4 роки тому +71

      Every movie about Rome, ever.

    • @centipedicmonster5084
      @centipedicmonster5084 4 роки тому +26

      @@QualityPen but rome isn't in france though....but I get your point.

    • @Sh1ftane
      @Sh1ftane 4 роки тому +24

      *ASSASSIN'S CREED UNITY FLASHBACKS*

    • @cucumbersareola2287
      @cucumbersareola2287 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

  • @patss7202
    @patss7202 5 років тому +1293

    "Because"
    "That works"
    My conversation with my dad

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 років тому +1999

    "So why doesn't the Beast have a name?"
    "I don't know."
    "Fair enough."

    • @dulcimerrafi
      @dulcimerrafi 5 років тому +22

      Yeah. That's awkward.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 роки тому +6

      Main thing wrong with the original writing

    • @Firegirl483
      @Firegirl483 4 роки тому +61

      @@berengustav7714 his name is Adam

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 роки тому +7

      @@Firegirl483 how do you know that?

    • @nmtlnm
      @nmtlnm 4 роки тому +6

      I think it's Tom.

  • @freddynunez1325
    @freddynunez1325 4 роки тому +556

    "Because." "That works" have to be the most devastating lines for a screen writer while watching one of these.

  • @janedoex1398
    @janedoex1398 4 роки тому +656

    "I just throw coins on poor people and see how they react !"
    I'm dead...😂

    • @katiestevenson7742
      @katiestevenson7742 4 роки тому +14

      Aleast the poor people get the coins so stand under him and get at lot of coins. Collect them all, coin master.

    • @janedoex1398
      @janedoex1398 4 роки тому +6

      @@katiestevenson7742 Stand unter him ? Uhm.....that's not my favourite position when interacting with people. I'm not in this business where I'm getting thrown coins at either ....^^
      Not that it's not a craft that has to be mastered and has it's reason, therefore has been around for thousands and thousands of years though....^^

    • @draconshot928
      @draconshot928 4 роки тому +12

      Toss a coin to your witcher!!!

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 роки тому +6

      dead? another one trampled in the coin rush... sad...

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 3 роки тому +1

      @@katiestevenson7742 he just said coins, Disney execs wouldn't be caught dead throwing currency away.

  • @francisnjoroge
    @francisnjoroge 5 років тому +326

    "Ooh I like this guy"
    "No, you're not supposed to yet"
    I can't breath.

    • @mcdadais
      @mcdadais 5 років тому +19

      Breathe*

    • @okthen7412
      @okthen7412 5 років тому

      Okay

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 років тому +1

      Rich and knows how to throw a great party, the prince could have been the great gatsby

  • @TheZreich
    @TheZreich 5 років тому +817

    I like how both of them are on the same haircut schedule.

    • @janedoex1398
      @janedoex1398 4 роки тому +6

      What ?

    • @zissler1
      @zissler1 4 роки тому +59

      You gotta follow your boss on these type of things os it make sense.

    • @yourregularohioan
      @yourregularohioan 4 роки тому +4

      100th like

    • @jonzieartz4137
      @jonzieartz4137 4 роки тому +19

      There hair stylist only knows how to make one hair cut

    • @daydreamerX200
      @daydreamerX200 4 роки тому +26

      It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
    @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 роки тому +165

    "The dog should've done something to stop the Prince from being a jerk."
    I just realized that Chip and the dog were punished for the Prince's behavior.

    • @paulelderson934
      @paulelderson934 2 роки тому +13

      The eleven year old prince that didn't let a stranger into his house. This story, like most older fairytales, is all kinds of messed up.

    • @phousefilms
      @phousefilms Рік тому +4

      So it's been 10 years, Chip was a baby...what the hell did HE do?

  • @anmael3544
    @anmael3544 4 роки тому +393

    If people would stop buying tickets to these live-action redo things, Disney would stop making them...

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 3 роки тому +3

      When all humans die they'll stop making these. And they won't be able to make an emoji movie sequel. I dislike it so much I'm not capitalizing it.

    • @NoaZeevi
      @NoaZeevi 3 роки тому

      @@IndigoGollum sonny made the Emoji movie!

    • @kodidane5824
      @kodidane5824 3 роки тому

      @@aidanloughran7138 That song was actually in the Broadway musical. Its not new.

    • @avinashtyagi2
      @avinashtyagi2 3 роки тому

      @@NoaZeevi A sequel is coming

    • @NoaZeevi
      @NoaZeevi 3 роки тому

      @@avinashtyagi2 I thought they cancelled that.

  • @baekxingsbunny6555
    @baekxingsbunny6555 5 років тому +2798

    That whole french bit was so hilarious. Your writing skills are top notch!!

    • @WouterCloetens
      @WouterCloetens 5 років тому +52

      I'm sure it was super easy, barely une inconvenience.

    • @Cnut_the_grape
      @Cnut_the_grape 5 років тому +16

      It was way better than a Snapchat filter

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 5 років тому +50

      The located-in-France-but-we-have-English-accents thing is really annoying to me. I wonder why we’ve coded the accents the way we have. But surely they can have a French accent that isn’t... a stereotype or parody. It just seems like people don’t want to try. “People seem to think English accents are cool and posh and because we want to put emphasis on the characters, we need that accent! No matter that it makes zero sense!” Even “historical” shows do this and it drives me bonkers. 😂

    • @WouterCloetens
      @WouterCloetens 5 років тому +8

      Amara Jordan Middle class South English accents sounding posh is a very likely explanation. Easy on the ears, as opposed to a French accent.
      Look up Patrick Stewart's hilarious bit on how they first tried a French accent for Captain Picard in Star Trek. "Space, the final frontier" in a French accent is super cringy.
      The effect of this is that Americans get confused about European accents and languages. A colleague in the U.S. pronounced my name oddly. When I asked her why, she explained that she tried to use British English pronunciation rules, as I am European. I had to explain that Europe has lots of languages, and they all have different pronunciation and spelling...

    • @Gamer_Mama_0611
      @Gamer_Mama_0611 5 років тому +14

      I know why has almost every movie set before the 1900s cast actors with British accents. Whether it's set in France, Pompeii, or Ancient Egypt...

  • @Haterator
    @Haterator 5 років тому +794

    Super beastly, barely an inconvenience.

  • @MjolnirsPower
    @MjolnirsPower 3 роки тому +132

    "So just to recap everybody we've met so far is just awful."
    "pretty much, so anyway.."
    LMMFAO!!!!!

  • @TragoudistrosMPH
    @TragoudistrosMPH 4 роки тому +106

    5:13 "Does the enchantress reveal that she's the devil, and that she tore families apart for years because a guy was mean to her, once?"
    Wow...

  • @_C66
    @_C66 5 років тому +331

    "I Don't know what's going on."
    "Me neither."😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-xr3sk4vw3e
    @user-xr3sk4vw3e 5 років тому +445

    Nobody wants Screen Rant content
    We want more Pitch Meetings

    • @jason_always_painting3994
      @jason_always_painting3994 5 років тому +6

      And theory battles

    • @Smasho8000
      @Smasho8000 5 років тому +15

      Ryan should have his own channel tbh.

    • @PerovNigma
      @PerovNigma 5 років тому +6

      @@Smasho8000
      He does.

    • @Smasho8000
      @Smasho8000 5 років тому +9

      Joseph Simpson oh yeah, that’s right. He does. Well he needs to use that and get away from Screen Rant.

    • @user-xr3sk4vw3e
      @user-xr3sk4vw3e 5 років тому +13

      @@Smasho8000 he can get 6 mil on his own channel and screen rant will go bankrupt

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum 4 роки тому +1684

    "Belle's walking around town singing about how much she hates living there--"
    "Rude."
    I had to pause because I couldn't stop laughing at this! The delivery is perfect!

    • @MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk
      @MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk 3 роки тому +21

      Probably my favorite song parody from Honest Trailer's Beauty and the Beast original video.

    • @marianmoncayo5996
      @marianmoncayo5996 3 роки тому +9

      I lost it with that one 😂😂

    • @kaylee2515
      @kaylee2515 3 роки тому +12

      "And everyone else is singing about her and how weird she is for reading" IM DED

    • @RooftopRose079
      @RooftopRose079 3 роки тому +19

      @@kaylee2515 To be fair if someone pointed to me and constantly told me it was weird for me to be a girl and read I probably would roam around singing about how I hated being there.

    • @Karamarika
      @Karamarika 3 роки тому +26

      The remake turned it from being, "She always has her nose in a book," to being, "She's a woman. Women don't read!"
      The feminazi element to Belle was really off-putting in the remake. Belle was charming and sweet in the original. She was just an annoying bitch in the remake.

  • @sediy9919
    @sediy9919 3 роки тому +83

    Him explaining the whole accent thing was hilarious 😂

  • @parkerthomas3803
    @parkerthomas3803 5 років тому +895

    Incase Screen Rant doesn't do it. Thank you for being the sole reason this channel has as many subscribers it has.

    • @asifrahaman8529
      @asifrahaman8529 5 років тому +103

      The other videos they make are like:
      “How Ant-Man’s Taco From Endgame Foreshadows Wolverine in the Spider-Man Far From Home”

    • @AbramSF
      @AbramSF 5 років тому +2

      What about Falcon?

    • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
      @user-vn7ce5ig1z 5 років тому +20

      Parker Thomas> the sole reason this channel has as many subscribers it has
      Looper is jealous because they don't even have this much.

    • @william41017
      @william41017 5 років тому +1

      Why are you thanking him for the number of subs this channel has?
      That's weird

    • @nicholaskinkaid
      @nicholaskinkaid 5 років тому +3

      @@william41017 Why are not?

  • @isobeljames6253
    @isobeljames6253 5 років тому +556

    "The most romantic case of Stockholm Syndrome"
    Well that ruined my childhood 😂😂😂

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 років тому +5

      I'm trying to think of a movie that contradicts what you said, but I cant think of any.

    • @fairystail1
      @fairystail1 5 років тому +3

      @akshay Viswambharan tbf Lion King has a lot of issues too

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 5 років тому +5

      Well, the original was actually written by a woman to sort of be a tale for young ladies who would likely be married off to someone they didn't know

    • @windowsVD
      @windowsVD 5 років тому +29

      It actually isn't. Stockholm Syndrome is considered to be an illness due to its irrationality and generally requires the "captive" to develop feelings for "captor" even as the captor remains to still be a threat to the captive. In the film, Belle only develops feelings for the Beast after he changed as he stops being a threat and shows kindness towards her.

    • @nevarran
      @nevarran 5 років тому +2

      @@windowsVD While keeping her imprisoned as a punishment for her father's actions.

  • @HalfHeartHero
    @HalfHeartHero 3 роки тому +85

    “People say they want original movies but what they really want is the comfort of the familiar” this is so much more true than people are ever willing to admit

  • @FeelGoodBruh
    @FeelGoodBruh 4 роки тому +512

    Ryan is basically carrying screen rant on his back.

    • @israellai
      @israellai 3 роки тому +10

      @@hendrikscheepers4144 for real, they should

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace 2 роки тому +5

      @@hendrikscheepers4144 Oh! Let me get off that thing for you.

    • @syednoorerasul
      @syednoorerasul 2 роки тому +7

      One guy single-handedly carrying an entire UA-cam channel is tight!

    • @kurtdawang6746
      @kurtdawang6746 Рік тому +4

      Screen Rant is gonna want you get all the way off it's back about this "Ryan's carrying the whole channel" thing

    • @phousefilms
      @phousefilms Рік тому +2

      ScreenRant is more than Ryan?

  • @CanItAlready
    @CanItAlready 5 років тому +619

    "Oh, so what else happens?"
    "Well Belle's gonna spend the rest of the movie developing just the MOST romantic case of Stockholm syndrome you've ever seen."
    "Oh, criminal romance is TIGHT."
    🤣

    • @Donegal62
      @Donegal62 4 роки тому +9

      CSharp , 🤣🤣🤣 that ‘s one of the best exchanges in this one 😅🤣🤣

    • @momoiroZoey
      @momoiroZoey 3 роки тому

      i was looking for this one LMAO got me good

    • @topknotsrule
      @topknotsrule 3 роки тому +1

      Had to share that one on Facebook!

  • @Shmotivated
    @Shmotivated 5 років тому +436

    Hiding in the bathroom at work to watch the new pitch meeting is TIGHT.

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 4 роки тому +26

      AND Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience, LOL!

    • @illyrusemperor9278
      @illyrusemperor9278 4 роки тому +10

      Oh, ok then.

    • @Strangepete
      @Strangepete 4 роки тому +10

      Whoopsy

    • @papas182
      @papas182 4 роки тому +9

      Wow wow wow

    • @Liusila
      @Liusila 4 роки тому +6

      Literally me right now too lol

  • @alexlee2581
    @alexlee2581 4 роки тому +70

    Yea how was the prince supposed to be a better person if he can’t leave the castle or when no one remembers him and when it’s constantly winter near his forgotten and non existent castle?

  • @anonymouscat9131
    @anonymouscat9131 5 років тому +103

    I love how many answers to "why this thing" is simply "because" probably my favorite part of these pitch meetings

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 5 років тому +1291

    "It´s an older movie that people loved,so we´re gonna make it again and people will throw us their money."
    Modern day Disney and Hollywood,in general, in a nutshell.

    • @johnnythewalrus
      @johnnythewalrus 5 років тому +6

      doubleP Couldn't have said it better myself.

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 4 роки тому +14

      We constantly moan at Disney to make things that are new, then they make new Star Wars movies and we scream at them to please stop making things that are new.
      I could forgive their executives for being confused. I don't think we really know what we want either.

    • @leoferwer1813
      @leoferwer1813 4 роки тому +10

      ​@Madalin Grama MAYBE that is because you need to watch the movie first to then bitch about it. But I'm probably wrong... IDK how people build their own opinions nowadays, honestly...

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 4 роки тому +5

      @Pasha Staravoitau Apart from the fact that the First Order struck back, what about The Last Jedi was an OT rip-off? And that was always going to happen - the classic heroes journey has the 2nd act being the heroes' lowest point. Since Star Wars is a textbook Joseph Campbell story structure, that was always going to be the case.

    • @omy785
      @omy785 4 роки тому +7

      @@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human Wait, nobody told Disney to stop making things that are new. It's just that NEW does not mean GOOD. It if's new, but it's god awful, what do you expect?

  • @superluminalprobabilityclo6884
    @superluminalprobabilityclo6884 5 років тому +347

    Oh magical PowerPoint presentations explaining multilayered curses are tight!

    • @gansosmansos
      @gansosmansos 4 роки тому +6

      ...albeit offscreen 😉

    • @JohnEusebioToronto
      @JohnEusebioToronto 4 роки тому +3

      @@gansosmansos Oh, was it hard to have a magical PowerPoint presentation without a screen?

    • @gansosmansos
      @gansosmansos 4 роки тому +4

      Súper easy barely inconvenience haha

  • @RustinChole
    @RustinChole 4 роки тому +84

    “Criminal romance is TIGHT”

  • @cfd796
    @cfd796 3 роки тому +13

    3:52 "Oh that poor horse must be exhausted..."
    "Whatever whatever..." 😅😅😅

  • @trevorthornley8835
    @trevorthornley8835 5 років тому +268

    he should start one episode like this: "so you have a comic book movie for me?" "no sir I don't. I have a regular movie for you" "oh"

    • @amaracea
      @amaracea 5 років тому +47

      “So, you have a movie for me?”
      “No sir I don’t.”
      “...What?”
      “I don’t, sir.”
      “You.... You don’t?”
      “I do not.”
      “Then why are we here right now?”
      “Sir, I do not have A movie for you, I have a seemingly endless number of movies, TV shows, and web shows for you.”
      “That sounds like a lot of money.”
      “It sure is sir.”
      “I love it already, what’s it called?”
      “I call it the DC Entertainment Universe.”
      “Oh that sounds huge, I bet with the popularity of SuperMan, Batman and Flash it’ll be even bigger than the MCU!”
      “No sir it won’t.”
      “What?”
      “Well we’re going to rush the Justice League movie instead of building up to it like we should, so it’s just going to be a bad joke that isn’t even that funny.”
      “Oh wow that sounds like a terrible idea, we definitely shouldn’t do that.”
      “Well we’re going to do it anyways so get off my back you hater.”
      “Oh jeez wow ok sorry I’ll get right down off that thing. My bad.”
      “Thanks so much, sir.”
      “So it’s going to be kind of hard to get people to stay interested in the DCEU with the MCU as a direct competitor then isn’t it?”
      “No it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
      “Oh really?”
      “Yeah see we’ll just shift gears into a movie called Brightburn, that’s about a Kryptonian who comes to Earth like Superman did, but he grows up to be evil, and we’ll have it be a horror movie that isn’t actually part of the DC Universe - or is it? Nobody knows and nobody agrees.”
      “That sounds very risky and even more confusing.”
      “Thank you, sir.”
      “Not a compliment.”

    • @shua_jk
      @shua_jk 5 років тому +5

      @@amaracea 😂😂wow that was awesome

    • @trevorthornley8835
      @trevorthornley8835 5 років тому +12

      @@amaracea"wow wow wow wow"

    • @icanbelieveitisnotdonebyap941
      @icanbelieveitisnotdonebyap941 5 років тому +3

      That could be for the nutcracker movie that flopped last year

    • @ProudPapaJD
      @ProudPapaJD 5 років тому +8

      I read that in his voice, you know you did too!

  • @SourRobo8364
    @SourRobo8364 5 років тому +154

    I completely forgot the movie was supposed to be set in France, because of the British accents.

    • @andrewdevine3920
      @andrewdevine3920 4 роки тому +13

      French people talk with British accents. Haven't you seen Les Miserables?

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 4 роки тому +11

      So did Ancient Romans. Haven’t you ever seen... anything with Romans?
      I mean, how else would people from the Italian Peninsula sound?

    • @pokris3385
      @pokris3385 4 роки тому

      I never even knew lol.

  • @fireblaze3368
    @fireblaze3368 4 роки тому +74

    The Enchantress: *turns the guy into a Beast, and everyone, even the dog, into objects*
    Gaston: *loves a woman who doesn't love him*
    Who's the vilain in this story again? XD

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 2 роки тому +21

      He "loves" a woman who doesn't love him by forcing himself onto her, while also has side chicks wrapped in his arms at all times.
      He incites an entire village to pick up their pitchforks and try to burn an old guy who "seems crazy."
      That old guy happens to be the dad of the girl who doesn't love him back, totally not blackmailing her into loving him or anything.
      The only thing that he did that made some sense was attacking the beast.

    • @kankereganbada1184
      @kankereganbada1184 2 роки тому +11

      Both of them

  • @GarthShaner
    @GarthShaner 3 роки тому +16

    “...some kind of magical PowerPoint presentation...” LOL!

  • @queendsheena1
    @queendsheena1 5 років тому +113

    "Throw a giant snowball at her face". Must be love, right?

    • @bjrnfrederiksen6319
      @bjrnfrederiksen6319 5 років тому +9

      Throwing snowballs at your girlfriedn's face is TIGHT!

    • @bjrnfrederiksen6319
      @bjrnfrederiksen6319 5 років тому

      @The Multiverse in the winter, it's snowballs, baby!

    • @bjrnfrederiksen6319
      @bjrnfrederiksen6319 5 років тому +2

      @akshay Viswambharan yea its called tough love

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 років тому

      The only scene in the movie that made me laugh

    • @MmaSmarty87
      @MmaSmarty87 5 років тому

      when I beat my girlfriend its hardly noticeable, barely a inconvenience...

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 5 років тому +101

    Why can't Hermione just cast a spell to bring him back human form and end this movie?

  • @nicole-wf4pe
    @nicole-wf4pe 3 роки тому +68

    YOU FORGOT ABOUT BELLE’S AUTOTUNE SINGING. How can u forget such an important part

    • @turrican4d599
      @turrican4d599 2 роки тому +1

      It was not autotuned.

    • @davidgustavsson4000
      @davidgustavsson4000 2 роки тому +3

      "So we should probably hire someone who understands music and musical theater to direct this thing?"
      "No, I was thinking of Bill Condon."
      "That works"

  • @billyjacobs190
    @billyjacobs190 4 роки тому +38

    "Whatever, whatever" needs to happen way more.

  • @unclecreepy7025
    @unclecreepy7025 5 років тому +542

    They’re all French, so we’ll need the to speak with English accents. Except 2 are going to speak with really heavy French accents.
    Oh, do you want me to get a Scottish guy do do the French accent?

    • @briang3598
      @briang3598 5 років тому

      That would have been pretty awesome

    • @owo-py9ug
      @owo-py9ug 5 років тому +11

      Uncle Creepy Ewan Mcgregor is a great actor, but he was kinda underused in it. He did a great job as Obi Wan despite the failure of the Star Wars prequels. I hope when they make the obi wan solo film they hire him.

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 років тому +2

      As a fan of the prequels I disagree, but I see your point.

    • @andrewlyon4495
      @andrewlyon4495 4 роки тому +3

      Jean Luc Picard would like to tell you about how bad nationalism is, except french.

    • @chrissame
      @chrissame 4 роки тому

      Luna UwU Ewan absolutely nailed Lumiere.

  • @lishernandez2704
    @lishernandez2704 5 років тому +852

    "Does the inchantress reveal that she is the devil and that she caused families to suffer just cause a guy was mean to her"
    "No she keeps that to herself"
    "Probably a good idea"

    • @DavidRay39
      @DavidRay39 3 роки тому +39

      "inchantress"?

    • @bunnyb4970
      @bunnyb4970 3 роки тому +38

      Stay in school kids

    • @jacobandersen6075
      @jacobandersen6075 3 роки тому +5

      This has my crying haha

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 3 роки тому +11

      *enchantress

    • @RooftopRose079
      @RooftopRose079 3 роки тому +23

      This is a strange reflection of a lot of modern animated villain redemptions:
      Why are you an abusive asshole? Because there's a person that's better than me at something!
      Why did you become an evil conqueror? Because two kids refused to play catch with me ten years ago!
      Why did you start a cult and rip apart space-time? Because my friend moved away!
      Why did you rip apart families and curse innocent people? Because a snobby asshole was a snobby asshole to me!

  • @Shin_FTW
    @Shin_FTW 4 роки тому +446

    Well at least Emma Watson is a very fitting British Beauty.
    "Don't you mean French Beauty?"
    "Woops!"
    "Woopsy!"

  • @sandiamountains123
    @sandiamountains123 4 роки тому +41

    "Well it nedds to happen"
    "How come"
    "Well because the movie needs to happen"

  • @mano7636
    @mano7636 5 років тому +79

    Screen Rant better have given Ryan a raise after he carryied them to 6 million subscribers

    • @pca1987
      @pca1987 5 років тому +7

      True. I, for example, only watch Pitch Meetings on this channel. The rest is BS.

    • @kavaler1471
      @kavaler1471 5 років тому +2

      P Ariza Yeah, true :3

    • @davebradley4498
      @davebradley4498 Рік тому

      It's 3 years later, and he is up to 8.59 million viewers.

  • @MegaLama96
    @MegaLama96 5 років тому +106

    "So punishment isfood and shelter forever" You are an angel Ryan.

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 4 роки тому +11

      To be fair some people get arrested because they need food, shelter, and or medicine that they get free in prison.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Рік тому

      @@beastwarsFTW What prison is giving anyone medicine, let alone free?

  • @Kefko
    @Kefko 4 роки тому +21

    Well anyway we meet Belle and she is walking around town singing about how much she hates living there. "Rude.." And everybody else is singing about her and how weird she is for reading- "What a weird town.." LMAO :D

  • @tanvirmiah2014
    @tanvirmiah2014 4 роки тому +77

    “They have to be American, but speak with British accents”
    Tom Holland: hold my beer

  • @masonnickerson8541
    @masonnickerson8541 5 років тому +177

    "Does the Enchantress reveal that she's the Devil and has been tearing families apart for years just cause a guy was mean to her once?"
    Sounds like my Ex... 😂🤣

    • @facina3390
      @facina3390 5 років тому +1

      Mason Nickerson I guess in real life, the enchantress is the female judge that tears families apart.

    • @rockyp3917
      @rockyp3917 5 років тому +1

      The Enchantress revealed herself she is Cara Delevingne

    • @whalesoup8914
      @whalesoup8914 5 років тому +2

      Your ex tears apart families? AS IN SEVERAL?

  • @moritod
    @moritod 5 років тому +159

    "That poor horse must be exhausted!" ROFL! You read my mind.

    • @jaymz_rg1003
      @jaymz_rg1003 4 роки тому +6

      I thought that, too! I was like, "Damn, Belle didn't even let the poor thing rest 😢"

  • @KinkadeJohn
    @KinkadeJohn 4 роки тому +34

    Speaking of French/British accents, I would love your take on Ever After!

  • @glorygloryholeallelujah
    @glorygloryholeallelujah 3 роки тому +24

    *”I usually just throw coins at poor people and see how they react...it’s usually not good.”*
    _Kathleen Kennedy_ will be PISSED when she learns Ryan bugged her office!!😆

  • @user-km2en6is9f
    @user-km2en6is9f 5 років тому +226

    Pitch meeting is the only thing why I am subscribed to screen rant

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 5 років тому +99

    2:00 "slightly better than a snapchat filter" seriously, so lazy. what Marvel did with Thanos face was impressive work.

    • @WealthyDragonMindset
      @WealthyDragonMindset 4 роки тому +1

      hiccup22 Marvel didn’t do that CGI companies do it for them

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 4 роки тому +1

      @@WealthyDragonMindset But still, Marvel is the one make the choice.

  • @mr.vargas5648
    @mr.vargas5648 4 роки тому +15

    "I dont really Watch Movies I just make them." Damn that explains Everything!

  • @ChrisPierreBacon
    @ChrisPierreBacon 4 роки тому +19

    He gets a mirror of erised, a teleportation book, and magical servants that are bound to him. This doesn't really sound so bad.

    • @ChampionMarauder
      @ChampionMarauder 3 роки тому +3

      In the cartoon he also had super strength and looked awesome.

  • @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858
    @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858 5 років тому +93

    You will win the internet if you do a Pitch Meeting on Last Action Hero!

    • @unclecreepy7025
      @unclecreepy7025 5 років тому +7

      So, this kid has to convince an character in a movie that’s he’s not real and uses a bunch of predictable catchphrases and is just played by an actor. So the kid takes him to the real world to show him the actor that looks just like him.
      Wait, are we just characters with predicable catchphrases being played by an actor that looks like us?
      I don’t know.

    • @minhajnizam5090
      @minhajnizam5090 5 років тому +3

      @@unclecreepy7025 well ok then

    • @swall185
      @swall185 5 років тому +2

      @@unclecreepy7025 Existential terror is tight!

  • @azazel_-or5pm
    @azazel_-or5pm 5 років тому +36

    *How to kidnap a producer*
    "Hey dude, I have money in the back of this van. Get in."

    • @Ruiluth
      @Ruiluth 4 роки тому +1

      Sounds super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @p2powers520
    @p2powers520 5 років тому +59

    Disney: makes new beauty and the beast
    Us: thanks, I hate it

  • @joelabster6538
    @joelabster6538 4 роки тому +36

    “So everyone we’ve met so far is just awful?“. Well, they ARE French!!! Lol

  • @livg567
    @livg567 5 років тому +111

    "Criminal romance is tight!"
    *lmao*

  • @superverse6367
    @superverse6367 5 років тому +138

    Watching this video was super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate 5 років тому +1

      wow wow wow

    • @superverse6367
      @superverse6367 5 років тому +1

      Gregory Samuel Teo throwing coins at people at homeless people is tight

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 років тому +1

      Very tight

    • @lindenlynx
      @lindenlynx 5 років тому +1

      yeah yeah yeah!

  • @Twinned_with_Jim
    @Twinned_with_Jim 3 роки тому +11

    3:15 "so everyone in the town's awful" yep, that's France for you

  • @artembentsionov
    @artembentsionov 4 роки тому +63

    “Stockholm Syndrome: The Movie”

    • @avinashtyagi2
      @avinashtyagi2 3 роки тому

      Well technically he falls in love with her first, so maybe it's reverse stockholm

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 3 роки тому +1

      @@avinashtyagi2 it’s called the Lima Syndrome

    • @avinashtyagi2
      @avinashtyagi2 3 роки тому

      @@artembentsionov Thanks

  • @richardholman4092
    @richardholman4092 5 років тому +54

    "Oh so she is a god?"
    ---"Could be"
    "Is the enchantress going to reveal she is the devil for tearing whole families apart and torturing people for years all because one guy was mean to her once?"
    ---"Nah, she is gonna keep that to herself."
    "Probably a good idea."
    Ah, the enjoyable soul of Disney strikes again.

  • @CaptainMarvelsSon
    @CaptainMarvelsSon 5 років тому +43

    This past Saturday, I binge-watched the entire 16 hours of the Pitch Meeting playlist in only two sittings. It was NOT super easy, and VERY MUCH an inconvenience...
    ... but I enjoyed every minute of it!
    Great series.

    • @Strangepete
      @Strangepete 4 роки тому +3

      Whoopsy!! ;)

    • @3TeamsMedia
      @3TeamsMedia 4 роки тому +1

      Spending your Saturday binging on Pitch Meetings is tight... and probably uncomfortable if you don't move around.

  • @michelleelks4816
    @michelleelks4816 4 роки тому +18

    When im sad or upset, i go straight to these videos. They really make me laugh. . . . ALOT

  • @RandomCBRN
    @RandomCBRN 3 роки тому +11

    “People say they want original movies, but what they really want… is the familiar.”
    >blasts the imperial officer

  • @contranym9250
    @contranym9250 5 років тому +74

    4:00-“Oh I am very aware but I’m not sure everybody else is cuz this is a classic” Hilarious TRUTH

    • @adamholt5153
      @adamholt5153 4 роки тому

      this is how I feel every time I've had to endure both versions of this movie.

  • @Khangst
    @Khangst 5 років тому +179

    I would love to see Pitch Meetings of Benedict Cumberbatch’s Sherlock

    • @pruray
      @pruray 5 років тому +2

      it is already done. in 2 lines in the doctor strange pitch meeting. Am i the only one who understood that double reference?

  • @IssaalaaRacing
    @IssaalaaRacing 3 роки тому +7

    1:06 *teachers be like*:

  • @mattpace9736
    @mattpace9736 5 років тому +8

    "Oh, that poor horse must be exhausted."
    "Whatever, whatever, so..."

    • @TheBigGetEven
      @TheBigGetEven 4 роки тому

      I expect more of these whatever, whatever fillers

  • @sukhansingh6152
    @sukhansingh6152 5 років тому +93

    Screen rant reached 6m
    Screenrant would’ve reached 1m if there was no pitch meetings

  • @jojopetv
    @jojopetv 5 років тому +88

    It makes me sad that Disney and other studios keep doing this. If Disney had chosen to do Snow White 2, we might not have had Pinnochio or Fantasia

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 2 роки тому +10

      There is one thing you are missing.
      For Snow White 2 they would have had to come up with a story of their own.
      Why do that when dead people wrote popular stories you can freely use?!
      It's the same situation as it is now only back then they had an actually new medium. They still go the path of least resistance.

    • @yukowolfang8645
      @yukowolfang8645 2 роки тому +3

      Altering different stories instead of building on their previous works with cheaply drawn sequels? Maybe I'm missing something in your comment. I can't tell what part of your statement makes you unhappy. Did you want a Snow White two or a bigger variety of stories?
      I can see them rewriting other stories and it being a problem. Though I do enjoy the array of films they have over the years, I agree that a lack of originality is a big problem.
      The live action remakes are probably the biggest crimes against humanity they have now. Well that and Chicken Little.

    • @chrisblanc663
      @chrisblanc663 2 роки тому +2

      There is a Snow White 2. It is the most gawd awful movie I have ever seen. It’s called Ever after.” It was produced by 20th century studio. So not a Disney film. I just thought I would bring it up.

  • @sarahwebster8927
    @sarahwebster8927 4 роки тому +15

    Wow! Officially addicted to these well written pitch meetings!!! Great job!

  • @BeefcakeG
    @BeefcakeG 3 роки тому +10

    "Well then Belle is going to spend the rest of the movie developing just the most romantic case of Stockholm Syndrome you've ever seen!"
    "Ohhh criminal romance is TIGHT!"

  • @mikecueto819
    @mikecueto819 5 років тому +47

    Please do a pitch meeting for The 5th Element. So much good over the top material.

    • @NetAndyCz
      @NetAndyCz 4 роки тому +4

      That would be supergreen, barely an inconvenience.

  • @jodie3950
    @jodie3950 5 років тому +16

    "People say they want original movies but what they really want is the comfort of the familiar"
    That hurt man 😭

  • @TheDaleSwitzer
    @TheDaleSwitzer 2 роки тому +2

    Wish I could see you do Matt Damon's The Martian. "So I guess it's going to be really hard for him to communicate to earth" and having fun with Sean Bean not dying, just getting fired, and discussing the Council of Elrond.

  • @larctiquetern4407
    @larctiquetern4407 3 роки тому +2

    "So what do you think?"
    "Well it sounds insane" :D

  • @ramurthydangeti9372
    @ramurthydangeti9372 5 років тому +49

    IT Guy "Magical Power point presentation !!!! Now that's what I need "!!!!

  • @ProudPapaJD
    @ProudPapaJD 5 років тому +19

    NEW CATCH PHRASE!!!!
    “Whatever, whatever” [said quickly]
    Awesome!

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 4 роки тому +7

    "I don't really watch movies for entertainment."
    The sad thing is, this is often true for studio executives.

  • @cowboytroy6262
    @cowboytroy6262 5 років тому +5

    "That horse must be exhausted"
    "Yeah whatever whatever"
    😂😂😂

  • @eeqaan7731
    @eeqaan7731 5 років тому +7

    1:40
    Magical PowerPoint presentations are tight

  • @MrEasyNah
    @MrEasyNah 4 роки тому +5

    5:28
    Facts. One more time for the people in the back.

  • @ranttime8830
    @ranttime8830 2 роки тому +1

    "yeah, i'm sure she had some kind of magical power point presentation on screen" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nightwolfjr.6184
    @nightwolfjr.6184 5 років тому +56

    This is a longshot, but you can do anime movie pitch meeting as a special like:
    Princess Mononoke
    Spirited away.
    Howl's moving castle...

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 роки тому +2

      "This is a very weird movie, I'm

    • @zissler1
      @zissler1 4 роки тому +2

      Anime is so weird it would just be Ryan saying because. Begone weeb!