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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Disney’s Mulan remake!
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    Disney has had a lot of financial success in recent years by remaking their popular animated movies into live-action versions (or super realistic animated versions.) With billions of dollars made so far, it’s only natural that they’ve decided to keep moving through their catalog. And so… live-action Mulan is here!
    The remake lots of questions. Like why has all the fun been removed from this thing? Why is Mushu gone, only to be replaced with a whole bunch of other magical stuff? Why is this a superhero movie now? Why was Mulan born with superhuman abilities? What’s up with the witch character telling her where to go all the time? Why aren’t any of her army friends fun anymore? Did she just kick an arrow into that dude’s chest?!?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Disney’s live-action Mulan! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvnience.
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  • @MADLADCOMICS
    @MADLADCOMICS 3 роки тому +3135

    90s Mulan: untrained, but determined to show her worth.
    2020 Mulan: The one.

    • @jimmyhwang9687
      @jimmyhwang9687 3 роки тому +170

      Its like rocky but instead of training montage, he just go around one puching everyone

    • @fidget0227
      @fidget0227 3 роки тому +143

      Even Neo worked for his superpowers.

    • @krismine99
      @krismine99 3 роки тому +137

      @@fidget0227 and he mentions Anakin in here, but the big difference is that even though Anakin was the most powerful force user born, he still had flaws and weaknesses

    • @sxwthvndzl
      @sxwthvndzl 3 роки тому +94

      I can hardly stand to watch a movie or series these days. What happened to good writing?😥

    • @joe3140
      @joe3140 3 роки тому +85

      she killed off all the other Mulans to absorb all their power, she has truly become the one XD

  • @doorknob5223
    @doorknob5223 3 роки тому +7909

    Her character arc wasn't an arc. It wasn't even a straight line. It was just a dot. She stayed exactly the same from start to finish.

    • @fr_ghjk
      @fr_ghjk 3 роки тому +91

      David Graves I agree for the bad ones. But most of the well made ones have great character development and storylines (:

    • @ShinSuperSaiyajin
      @ShinSuperSaiyajin 3 роки тому +37

      Francine Siew Fearless by Jet Li first comes to mind! Next level character development

    • @awts..7954
      @awts..7954 3 роки тому +29

      @@DavidGravesExists filmed in china and made by americans*

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 роки тому +73

      She's just the freaking Chose One.
      She could literally never ever lose.
      Wow.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 роки тому +23

      I've seen Manga that were way better than this character arc...

  • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
    @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 роки тому +3804

    "She's not gonna grow into a warrior through cunning and hard work and perseverance?"
    "No, sir. She's just the Chosen One."
    "And what message do you think that's gonna be sending to kids?"
    "That they should've been the Chosen One."

  • @paulgibbon5991
    @paulgibbon5991 3 роки тому +3525

    It's weirdly impressive how this movie managed to anger EVERY side of the culture war at once.

    • @RichterfanReborn89
      @RichterfanReborn89 3 роки тому +389

      When you pander to everyone you end up pleasing nobody.....such a paradigm altering idea I know.

    • @kyleschmaing8908
      @kyleschmaing8908 3 роки тому +23

      China liked it.

    • @derpygamers1745
      @derpygamers1745 2 роки тому +45

      And you'd think they'd know after The Last Jedi

    • @danielschroedinger2090
      @danielschroedinger2090 2 роки тому +298

      @@mrnobody6609 Afaik the CCP also didn't like it. Not only did Disney appropriate and distort a treasured Chinese legend, the fact that Mulan is now just born as the chosen one also breaks with the egalitarian idea that every person is born equally valuable, which is a central pillar of communist ideology. Superior hero bloodlines don't really sit well there.
      So yeah, they did piss off everyone.

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 2 роки тому +29

      @@danielschroedinger2090 but if u know Mulan in the true legend is actually a good warrior since childhood
      She still had to learn tho

  • @ArtemisEros
    @ArtemisEros 3 роки тому +9593

    “She should wear armor.”
    She’s already wearing the plot armor.

  • @opposumness3107
    @opposumness3107 3 роки тому +4853

    "Contains Spoilers"
    Me: Yeah, don't care. Shred it, Ryan.

    • @dmhendricks
      @dmhendricks 3 роки тому +127

      Yeah, I feel like I've seen enough, and he saved me $7/month plus $30 to _lease_ a Disney movie that was released in 1998. Great pitch!

    • @nii_amart
      @nii_amart 3 роки тому +17

      Exactly!!

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 3 роки тому +11

      Neither do I.

    • @gl0wingice
      @gl0wingice 3 роки тому +8

      my thoughts exactly.

    • @g_pazzini
      @g_pazzini 3 роки тому +6

      i don’t like this movie

  • @itac.2280
    @itac.2280 3 роки тому +3213

    I love how her long hair shows she’s a woman even though in Confucian China men and women had long hair. They did literally no research for this movie lol

    • @dillonmyers965
      @dillonmyers965 3 роки тому +64

      For real

    • @konsta9600
      @konsta9600 3 роки тому +67

      Dude you might want to do some reasearch yourself, "Confucian China" is not a historic period...

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts 3 роки тому +274

      @@konsta9600 it's a cultural tradition in which men had long hair. your point?

    • @konsta9600
      @konsta9600 3 роки тому +97

      @@sarasthoughts Yes, but my point was that you can't really say "in Confucian China" indicating a historical period. Confucianism is still influental in China. And was before the period this movie is placed.
      So you could say aswell that in "Confucian China" men have short hair (talking about today).

    • @TheBadDesperado
      @TheBadDesperado 3 роки тому +154

      @@konsta9600 With the context given I'd say it makes sense
      Fair to assume they're talking of a practice in the time period of the movie.

  • @ruru_nii4800
    @ruru_nii4800 3 роки тому +190

    “Compares her to a dog”
    Fun fact: dogs actually hold sacred meaning to Mongolians

    • @cara-setun
      @cara-setun 2 роки тому +46

      I extremely doubt the ‘researchers’ at Disney knew that, or would have cared even if they you told them

  • @valara1699
    @valara1699 3 роки тому +5196

    I can't believe they turned the most character-driven Disney Princess into a Mary Sue

    • @HiddenLord
      @HiddenLord 3 роки тому +340

      nobody is even commenting this comment since there's nothing to be add. You're right, we're done, Disney is done. still making a lot of money though.

    • @brianbanek4163
      @brianbanek4163 3 роки тому +169

      The dark side is a path to many abilities...

    • @jamesbalch1325
      @jamesbalch1325 3 роки тому +62

      The new Star Wars trilogy made lots of money and Rey was a Mary Sue, so why shouldn't Mulan?

    • @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479
      @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479 3 роки тому +104

      @@jamesbalch1325 because the new mulan did'nt...

    • @tylersloeper
      @tylersloeper 3 роки тому +207

      There have been a lot of mary sue characters lately. Why does hollywood think people want to see that? You could cut the film in the first 5 seconds and miss nothing. We get it. Shes good at everything.

  • @Chesh89
    @Chesh89 3 роки тому +26180

    He watched it so we didn't have to. He's the hero we need.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 3 роки тому +616

      .. But don't deserve.

    • @marcor.cacereslopez3050
      @marcor.cacereslopez3050 3 роки тому +426

      @@berengustav7714 ... and he'll keep watching them, because he can take it.

    • @salerac6496
      @salerac6496 3 роки тому +323

      @@marcor.cacereslopez3050 Because he's not our hero. He's a silent reviewer. A watchful satirist...

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 3 роки тому +87

      @@salerac6496 What makes him a hero.

    • @da1nonlyshaan471
      @da1nonlyshaan471 3 роки тому +75

      Yeah I don’t know The Dark Knight’s script word for word so I can’t play along. Sorry 😐

  • @thebatman4279
    @thebatman4279 3 роки тому +805

    Mulan's expressions:
    Happy 😐
    Sad 😐
    Angry 😐
    Concerned 😐
    Scared 😐

    • @chomar97
      @chomar97 2 роки тому +75

      Just like Ray and Captain Marvel.

    • @ChaosSolak
      @ChaosSolak 2 роки тому +22

      Damn, she really is Anakin, huh. On the plus side, there's no sand.

    • @redman1698
      @redman1698 2 роки тому +51

      The actress that played Mulan should have just worked on las vegas, she probably is really good at poker.

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 2 роки тому +8

      The actress that played her tho is good at no expressions
      I saw her in a drama
      Disney cherrypicks everytime and I'm pretty sure they wanted that

    • @doryfishie2
      @doryfishie2 2 роки тому +27

      @@gsiya4023 She can't act to save her life, not since the early 2000s when she landed her early starring roles. She has roughly one expression in every TV show and movie she's done for 2 decades. I reckon she got the role through knowing important people. She's not very popular in China and she can't act. Makes no sense that Disney picked her. She's Chinese-American though. Maybe they wanted a Chinese-American lead because representation and all that stuff.

  • @DaveCM
    @DaveCM 2 роки тому +151

    This pitch meeting actually made the movie sound better than it really is.

    • @casr9221
      @casr9221 9 місяців тому +5

      Yeah WAY better than it actually is. I think if it was original it would have been good

  • @afrodude4782
    @afrodude4782 3 роки тому +5416

    "Spoilers Ahead"
    Me: Yeah, I dont plan on watching the movie. Spoil away.

    • @papertroll1876
      @papertroll1876 3 роки тому +50

      We’ve seen all the good bits anyway!

    • @PhantoMace2012
      @PhantoMace2012 3 роки тому +104

      “Spoil away”
      Two words I never thought I would ever say about a movie. But I am saying them now

    • @syrmik2686
      @syrmik2686 3 роки тому +9

      Same same

    • @snowlockk3464
      @snowlockk3464 3 роки тому +77

      As people have said: "I wouldn't even waste the data on pirating it."

    • @afrodude4782
      @afrodude4782 3 роки тому +27

      @@papertroll1876 there are good bits??

  • @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe
    @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe 3 роки тому +10839

    “So wouldn’t Mulan’s father just have been so sent home if he had gone?”
    “Oh my god”

    • @martinsdontjump
      @martinsdontjump 3 роки тому +286

      So good

    • @nuperaa6617
      @nuperaa6617 3 роки тому +536

      I think they wrote the whole story in a drunken night

    • @aislingyngaio
      @aislingyngaio 3 роки тому +331

      He wouldn't have been in training because he was a war veteran. Training camp was for newbies.

    • @vctrsigma
      @vctrsigma 3 роки тому +150

      So a dishonorable discharge? Can't imagine why that would be seen as a problem.

    • @Lord_Of_Night
      @Lord_Of_Night 3 роки тому +56

      @@vctrsigma Is that what happened in medieval Chinese armies when soldiers got injured?

  • @dinocha0s
    @dinocha0s 3 роки тому +766

    "Why doesnt he just shoot her again?"
    "Because theres an emotional scene going on"
    what a silly question everybody knows bad guys will wait patiently for you to have an emotional scene even in a fight

    • @latetootheparty
      @latetootheparty 3 роки тому +21

      Not Voldemort 😅

    • @nurse0857
      @nurse0857 3 роки тому +37

      @@latetootheparty No but he did care enough about Harry's education to wait until the end of the school year to try and kill him.

    • @thedreamscripter4002
      @thedreamscripter4002 3 роки тому +25

      Bad guys usually are very polite

    • @kubamcmillan3078
      @kubamcmillan3078 3 роки тому +4

      @@nurse0857 actually 7 years

    • @kubamcmillan3078
      @kubamcmillan3078 3 роки тому +1

      @@thedreamscripter4002 not really

  • @NickCorvello
    @NickCorvello 2 роки тому +69

    "she's Anakin, she's Rey, she's Neo, she's Maybelline"
    "Oh, being born with it is TIGHT"
    😆 One of the best setups to a "(blank) is tight" moment ever

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 3 роки тому +5745

    90's film: "Mom, can I be strong like Mulan?" "Yes, honey, if you work hard and use your head."
    2020 film: "Mom, can I be strong like Mulan?" "Yes, honey, if you activate your superpowers and brute force your way through every problem... Oh, you don't have those? Then no."

  • @trishaasensi7588
    @trishaasensi7588 3 роки тому +735

    I can hear Mushu ranting on this movie.
    “Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow.”

    • @darkclawgamer9566
      @darkclawgamer9566 3 роки тому +41

      Don’t you mean cash cow.

    • @TinkerTailorSoldier1
      @TinkerTailorSoldier1 3 роки тому +3

      I’m taking notes on this!

    • @Saavryn
      @Saavryn 3 роки тому +35

      "Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your cash cow. Dishonor on your whole franchise!"

    • @terryzhou3744
      @terryzhou3744 3 роки тому +9

      Although I haven't watched this movie, but I somehow get the feeling that this one joke brings people more fun than the entire movie does...

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 роки тому +2

      Dishonor on superheroes! Dishonor on Jedi! Dishonor on TRON Ascendency!

  • @artcatastrophe1579
    @artcatastrophe1579 3 роки тому +441

    Mulan has got to be my favorite Disney movie. Because it was heavily based on the original folk lore of Milan but also had its own creativity like adding Mushu and the Cricket, and giving all these characters pleasant personalities that made it more enjoyable to watch. Milan didn’t have powers, she wasn’t a Mary Sue. She was a normal girl who only wanted to help her father because if he had gone, he could be killed. And she knew she was going to be killed if she got caught yet she did it anyways which is what shows her incredible mindset. And as she grew as a character, so did the other characters. They all messed up, had a hard time with training, and struggled to get through with things but over time they ALL became physically strong, smarter, and better fit for the reason they were all there, to fight in a war. It wasn’t Milan holding up the whole team. And the love story was so subtle yet precious I adored it. It was a good movie that showed healthy feminism and girl power without just shoving it down your throat.
    And then they remade it and now the children of the future will likely only watch the remake because ooo magic.

    • @user-insight
      @user-insight 2 роки тому +22

      you wrote her name as "milan" a couple of times after getting it right the first time

    • @voidling2632
      @voidling2632 2 роки тому +10

      @@user-insight well the u is right next to the i

    • @theonebman7581
      @theonebman7581 2 роки тому +5

      @@user-insight Good, the name had been tarnished forever by this movie now, so just like kids making up PG swear words, we have to make up a new name for the original movie and the character and the original tale, because otherwise it'd be an insult

    • @ViggoSkath
      @ViggoSkath 2 роки тому +4

      The animated movie is no more "heavily based" on the original folklore than the live-action.

    • @ViggoSkath
      @ViggoSkath 2 роки тому +14

      @Bernie's Mittens What you just described has nothing to do with feminism. A strong PERSON is someone who fights through setbacks and earns their victory. Its not "feminist storytelling" just because the protagonist is female. No part of the story is about fighting for gender equality and none of the movies were meant as a "feminist" stories. Mulan is a role model for her bravery, love and unselfishness, but she is not a feminist icon.

  • @vincenturquhart1370
    @vincenturquhart1370 3 роки тому +524

    “So were are we going to film this thing”
    “Oh I was thinking we could do it right next to a literal concentration camp were a genocide is occurring”
    “That might affect our brand image and Make us lose money”
    “Nah I am sure no one will notice”

    • @rageagaintstheNWO
      @rageagaintstheNWO 3 роки тому +34

      And actually nobody cares. Did they go bankrupt? No. Im sure they lost a few million because of boycotts, but they have billions.

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 3 роки тому +48

      people were outraged for like...1 week and then it disapeared.

    • @marc0523
      @marc0523 2 роки тому +47

      @@dakat5131 I didn't watch it because of this.
      And going on its box office results, others might have done the same.

    • @creation1702490
      @creation1702490 2 роки тому +4

      I'm sorry - what concentration camp are we talking about?

    • @MuhammadAhmad-zl7fl
      @MuhammadAhmad-zl7fl 2 роки тому +30

      @@marc0523 China has concentration camps which ethincally cleanse and torture Uygher Muslims. Women are raped, abused and forcefully sterilized(I don't know the proper word but basically make sure they can't reproduce). Men and women are used as force labour and such. all of it is said to be reducation centres which is all a facade. Hopefully this helped

  • @Wings137
    @Wings137 3 роки тому +3057

    “So wouldn’t Mulans father just been sent home if he had gone?”
    🤯🤯🤯🤯

    • @ziib123
      @ziib123 3 роки тому +251

      you know its bad when Writer-Ryan doesnt say Woopsie just utter shock... ahaha

    • @Concepcion30
      @Concepcion30 3 роки тому +48

      Well, it's possible he may have been able to fake it for the first week or so. Remember Mulan's regiment got called into battle before they were finished training. Although, I can't imagine that Dad would have been able to even attempt the water bucket challenge up that mountain.

    • @bronmill33
      @bronmill33 3 роки тому +83

      Concepcion30 a crippled old veteran wouldnt even be able to go halfway up the mountain even without the water buckets

    • @rithrius5384
      @rithrius5384 3 роки тому +76

      to be fair that was also an issue with the original movie.

    • @bronmill33
      @bronmill33 3 роки тому +121

      Solus except in the original he wouldn’t have been sent back and most likely wouldve been sent to the frontline as cannon fodder

  • @emely902
    @emely902 3 роки тому +4488

    “are they gonna have fun personalities like in the animation?”
    “no cause that would be fun.”
    “right, my bad” 😭😭😭😭

    • @joebomb1019
      @joebomb1019 3 роки тому +12

      How is there 1.4k likes on this and no comments yet?

    • @vitinamorabito7283
      @vitinamorabito7283 3 роки тому +40

      "Will they at least have personalities?"
      "No"

    • @arcrisgonzaga7324
      @arcrisgonzaga7324 3 роки тому +5

      @@joebomb1019 There's three now...

    • @joebomb1019
      @joebomb1019 3 роки тому +2

      @@arcrisgonzaga7324 Well at the time there was 0 lol

    • @SidPil
      @SidPil 3 роки тому +3

      @@joebomb1019 "because"

  • @pandalandalopalis6515
    @pandalandalopalis6515 3 роки тому +92

    "Are they gonna have fun personalities like in the animation?"
    "No because that would be fun!"
    "My bad."

  • @aliosman7451
    @aliosman7451 3 роки тому +66

    I love how no one knew how to act in that movie, yet Disney decided to charge $30 to watch it on the streaming service everyone was already paying for

    • @fetB
      @fetB 2 роки тому +1

      i wonder how many people actually pay for it. Imagine being head of disney and watch this happening

    • @imrank9282
      @imrank9282 2 роки тому +1

      Donnie Yen carried this movie really, the only character I liked, although Bori Khan's actor was pretty good too

  • @KingDugan
    @KingDugan 3 роки тому +4917

    I feel that there is a misconception among movie makers lately, where strong compelling characters can't have flaws or fail at anything.

    • @fredericoduvel3092
      @fredericoduvel3092 3 роки тому +485

      Whamen are ALWAYS STRONG and INDEPENDENT and they don’t fall in love with their captains🤣
      only a handshake as "equals"🤣🤣🤣

    • @miyavizim
      @miyavizim 3 роки тому +65

      Just Disney films maybe.

    • @Canadish
      @Canadish 3 роки тому +189

      It feels like a teenager overcompensating due to a lack of experience. It's just very rich grown adults who've discriminated for years now trying to make it seem like they totally never would do that.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 3 роки тому +236

      Especially not women. As if it's more affirming to females to make a main female character magically flawless because she has a uterus. Nope, not demeaning to women at all.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 3 роки тому +45

      @@Canadish More like people who got rich by preaching a "message", so they have no idea they're contradicting it by their actions.

  • @rickypoon6406
    @rickypoon6406 3 роки тому +3202

    Chinese guy with abacus: "Her midichlorian count is off the charts!"

    • @biancaluedeker
      @biancaluedeker 3 роки тому +80

      Over 9000!!!!!

    • @ziachung4547
      @ziachung4547 3 роки тому +18

      Omg i'm wheezing🤣

    • @Nurgles_Rot_
      @Nurgles_Rot_ 3 роки тому +36

      Bad guy appears..."Hello there!"

    • @haiqal5333
      @haiqal5333 3 роки тому +14

      She is the chosen one!!!

    • @michaeldaley4777
      @michaeldaley4777 3 роки тому +27

      Apprentice: I told you master, we needed bigger paper for the charts.

  • @caderlocke8869
    @caderlocke8869 3 роки тому +37

    "Sounds like maybe she should have turned into a thousand bats on that one."
    Lmao

  • @the8u9
    @the8u9 3 роки тому +49

    Ryan missed the part where instead of china bowing to her, she becomes the emperor's bodyguard...

    • @cara-setun
      @cara-setun 2 роки тому

      Did that actually happen?

  • @thekj9818
    @thekj9818 3 роки тому +5125

    At this point, i think that Disney is making these trash movies just so The Pitch Meetings can be even better.

    • @MegamanXfan21xx
      @MegamanXfan21xx 3 роки тому +93

      The live-action remakes are the best thing to ever happen to Screenrant.

    • @thekj9818
      @thekj9818 3 роки тому +10

      @@MegamanXfan21xx True.

    • @intoxovision3121
      @intoxovision3121 3 роки тому +28

      Cultural demoralization.
      We're not not ready for that conversation yet.

    • @sainthilairemarierose4179
      @sainthilairemarierose4179 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao

    • @koseorhun
      @koseorhun 3 роки тому +9

      It seems more like to keep their creative licenses on the characters but maybe they got some shares in Screen Rant, who knows.

  • @zerdaquil1304
    @zerdaquil1304 3 роки тому +4017

    “They’re basically violent theater students.”
    *I felt that...*

    • @funnysonicman
      @funnysonicman 3 роки тому +7

      Zerda Quil Same😅

    • @FACTBOT_5000
      @FACTBOT_5000 3 роки тому +40

      Is that why the makers of this movie ignored human atrocities and thanked those committing said atrocities?

    • @FACTBOT_5000
      @FACTBOT_5000 3 роки тому +7

      @@jellyfishi_ Yeah. Real world stuff.

    • @westreaper9681
      @westreaper9681 3 роки тому +9

      Is there any other kind of theatre kid?

    • @ryleemorrow6811
      @ryleemorrow6811 3 роки тому +6

      @@westreaper9681 no there is not. We are violent all the time. Depends on the situation the level of violence

  • @LuigiTheItalian
    @LuigiTheItalian Рік тому +88

    I watched it with 6 people in my living room, we were excited about it, not knowing how bad it was. When the credits rolled at the end, everyone sat there in silence and my friend went: "can we watch Mulan now?"

  • @leahl5007
    @leahl5007 2 роки тому +94

    The animated Mulan was great! It inspired me to get into sports when I was a tiny weird child!
    The new Mulan inspired me to stay indoors and not try, because I wasn’t born a super hero.

  • @allergictohumansnotanimals5671
    @allergictohumansnotanimals5671 3 роки тому +5370

    This is a dishonor to all of our cows.

  • @renaisancemanuk
    @renaisancemanuk 3 роки тому +2442

    I’ll stick with the original animated one, it’s more realistic.

    • @kwameoliver2455
      @kwameoliver2455 3 роки тому +72

      That is the most underrated comment I not even talking bout in this video, just in general about this movie as a whole

    • @yuyuesun1573
      @yuyuesun1573 3 роки тому +93

      Yeah, animated movie has really dragon and still felt more grounded, that is really saying something.

    • @krioni86sa
      @krioni86sa 3 роки тому +3

      Why stick with it? The animated movie isn't original in itself.

    • @renaisancemanuk
      @renaisancemanuk 3 роки тому +34

      Chrioni Sta Ana depends on the context that ‘original’ was used. In this case the ‘original’ refers to Disney’s first creation of the story. Their original adaptation as opposed to this live action one.

    • @blackRXrider
      @blackRXrider 3 роки тому +2

      The 2009 film is more realistic. A talking dragon is realistic? Lol. You Disney fanboys are really butthurt over this?

  • @rackroll4405
    @rackroll4405 2 роки тому +32

    Good point about Mulan's dad probably being sent home if he had gone.

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 2 роки тому +23

    They should make a sequel to this. They can give her force healing, a bankai, instant transmission, and the regenerative powers of Cell.

  • @mac533
    @mac533 3 роки тому +3132

    "Be yourself! Don't hide who you are!"
    "Even if I'm a religious minority?"
    "No."

    • @stabbymcstabberson5814
      @stabbymcstabberson5814 3 роки тому +475

      Oh, references to ongoing genocides are TIGHT!

    • @saltymcginger2027
      @saltymcginger2027 3 роки тому +217

      @@stabbymcstabberson5814 Looks like china disowned us!
      Whoopsie!
      "Whoopsie!"

    • @x10mark24
      @x10mark24 3 роки тому +59

      tolerance (made in china addition)

    • @Wesstuntube
      @Wesstuntube 3 роки тому +35

      Underrated comment

    • @filipzietek5146
      @filipzietek5146 3 роки тому +17

      @@stabbymcstabberson5814 Yeah wow USA killed more muslisms than China

  • @TarnishPrower
    @TarnishPrower 3 роки тому +1368

    I hope they're gonna call this Disney era "the creatively bankrupt age".

    • @wiilov
      @wiilov 3 роки тому +48

      Considering both the fact that we came off of (and use as a crutch) the golden era, and your actual name, I feel the Tarnished Age is more apt-

    • @byronray3677
      @byronray3677 3 роки тому +23

      How about the tainted age since all of those Disney sequels were a thing.

    • @bluecloud4652
      @bluecloud4652 3 роки тому +16

      Creativity is the only area they're bankrupt in so I don't think they'll even care at this point

    • @realar
      @realar 3 роки тому

      I would call it that.

    • @aylix2137
      @aylix2137 3 роки тому +3

      An amazing number of creative plays on words in this comment subsection...

  • @alvifadhollah
    @alvifadhollah 2 роки тому +11

    "Mulan has a pretty emotional moment..."
    *cut to Mulan's emotionless facial expression*

  • @ChristopherPayneMUA
    @ChristopherPayneMUA 3 роки тому +5

    4:08 - I was complaining to myself about her teleportation while watching the movie. This whole video is tight.

  • @Clundor
    @Clundor 3 роки тому +505

    2000: "I can't wait to see the live-action adaptation"
    2020:
    "I can't wait to see the pitch-meeting adaptation"

    • @wolfshanze5980
      @wolfshanze5980 3 роки тому +3

      It will stream like all other movies on Disney+ on Dec 4th 2020... you just have to pay extra between Sep and Dec if you want to see it earlier.

    • @noodlesmaster69420
      @noodlesmaster69420 3 роки тому +2

      Wrong. Nobody was ever excited for the live-action adaptations

    • @michaelweir9666
      @michaelweir9666 3 роки тому +1

      @@noodlesmaster69420 I was. At first :'(

  • @shia_chanter9968
    @shia_chanter9968 3 роки тому +1843

    When the pitch meeting is better than the actual movie.

    • @kennithball9787
      @kennithball9787 3 роки тому +10

      That’s just bad movies in general.

    • @ethanthebisexualboi5736
      @ethanthebisexualboi5736 3 роки тому +3

      *real pitch meeting

    • @SithCats
      @SithCats 3 роки тому +16

      Let's be honest, that's the case with at least half of these pitch meetings. Probably more.

    • @Istromus
      @Istromus 3 роки тому +1

      SithCats Honestly, live action Aladdin was really good imo. As long as they don’t mess up Tangled, I’m fine with these remakes.

    • @somemysteriousguy7114
      @somemysteriousguy7114 3 роки тому +7

      @@Istromus these remakes are just unoriginal cash grabs that disney want to use to milk the popular animations. none of the live action remakes add much new stuff. but i wouldn't have a problem with them remaking animations like atlantis: the lost empire and treasure planet

  • @kaldurskipper6821
    @kaldurskipper6821 3 роки тому +44

    I heard somewhere also that, by having the "normal" sister just continue to serve her common duty, this also shows young girls that if they aren't especially gifted, they're less important. I agree with that. The sister probably shouldn't have been made...much like this movie in general

  • @fournierman
    @fournierman 3 роки тому +17

    "She's freaking Maybelline." Love it. Took me a second to get that though.

  • @MO-ew7ox
    @MO-ew7ox 3 роки тому +2743

    This actually kinda makes me want to watch Mulan, the animated movie.

    • @odanielbruno
      @odanielbruno 3 роки тому +74

      that was disney's plan all the time. Now you see the strings!

    • @Gorlokki
      @Gorlokki 3 роки тому +41

      I was showing this to my gf, after 10m of watching it I swapped to the animated one

    • @und3rtaker7
      @und3rtaker7 3 роки тому +19

      To be honest, after watching Mulan..I just wish I haven't watch it and wanted to watch the animated cartoon Mulan.

    • @amandasamson4513
      @amandasamson4513 3 роки тому +10

      same I will be rewatching it instead. lol

    • @Crossbones6732
      @Crossbones6732 3 роки тому +1

      Got the urge after watching this Pitch Meeting and hearing a friend say they couldn’t make it through 30 minutes without falling asleep.

  • @Akursedtime
    @Akursedtime 3 роки тому +1581

    90s Mulan: has character, establishes herself as a heroine by persevering and ensuring her father's safety and is able to accept herself for who she is while also improving herself.
    2020 Mulan: got the chi. Yep chi.

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming 3 роки тому +57

      Exactly. Plus she has Ultra Instinct.

    • @angela.luntian
      @angela.luntian 3 роки тому +29

      she dont need no armour too

    • @Warstub
      @Warstub 3 роки тому +50

      Pretty much all the female characters of the 80s and perhaps early 90s weren't a load of bullshit, had kickass attitude, and were more real than anything on the screen in these super PC days.

    • @oscarleon8452
      @oscarleon8452 3 роки тому +17

      Very Progressive 😑

    • @danielloh4483
      @danielloh4483 3 роки тому +6

      She's a newtype!

  • @dolphincrescent54
    @dolphincrescent54 3 роки тому +20

    I really loved this episode, I'm instantly hooked! By the way...
    Dishonor on you Disney! Dishonor on your cash cows! Dishonor on all of the critics that actually liked this crap! And Dishonor on all of those Disney remakes! May every dishonor push them deeper into a grave of no return!
    If there is anything good that came from this, it's how I discovered Screen Rant's Pitch Meetings.

  • @cocomon3403
    @cocomon3403 3 роки тому +12

    “She’s not gonna because she learned the art of the dramatic entrance, now”
    “fair enough”

  • @heldengrab8312
    @heldengrab8312 3 роки тому +1560

    Message of the movie: "If you are the chosen one, act Like the chosen one."
    Isn't that inspiring to all the little chosen ones?

    • @thescreenslaver8520
      @thescreenslaver8520 3 роки тому +43

      I always say “if you’re not the chosen one then make yourself the chosen one.”

    • @Djorgal
      @Djorgal 3 роки тому +78

      ​@Brian Cairns Oh yeah, because people who are genius tend to be very low-key about it...

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 3 роки тому +9

      Well, Producer Guy would know. He's also the Chosen One. Like Neo, in the Matrix. He can't wear leather. But he'll be Co-President of the USA one day!
      So he knows all about that being chosen stuff.

    • @darylbas8216
      @darylbas8216 3 роки тому +32

      @Brian Cairns Reclusive doesn't mean nobody knows you're a genius. In fact, in order to be a recluse, historically, you either have to be rich or so good at something that people will tolerate or even facilitate this type of behavior. Isaac Newton, for example, was a recluse everybody knew was a genius.

    • @william41017
      @william41017 3 роки тому +15

      @Brian Cairns "all" is pretty strong word. I'm pretty sure there were a bunch of "great thinkers" that were extraverted and/or a show off

  • @willyboi123h4
    @willyboi123h4 3 роки тому +53

    “All her special jedi powers”
    I laughed too hard

  • @ShredHouseGaming
    @ShredHouseGaming 3 роки тому +15

    “Being born with it is tight” is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while

  • @marce.t8732
    @marce.t8732 3 роки тому +575

    "She's Anakin. She's Rey. She's Neo. She's MAYBELLINE" 😆

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 3 роки тому +2

      I don’t get the Maybelline joke.

    • @7superdaimajin
      @7superdaimajin 3 роки тому +39

      @@TF2Fan101 The slogan of Maybelline was "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she's Maybelline."

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 3 роки тому +2

      7superdaimajin Ah, got it.

    • @thekidfromcanada
      @thekidfromcanada 3 роки тому

      @@TF2Fan101 the joke doesn't make sense, it is opposite the slogan.

    • @zolof911
      @zolof911 3 роки тому +16

      Being born with it is tight!

  • @izecjaxn9971
    @izecjaxn9971 3 роки тому +3401

    "She learned the art of the dramatic entrance."
    Underrated statement.

    • @_Izza_.
      @_Izza_. 3 роки тому +13

      Underrated comment.

    • @_Izza_.
      @_Izza_. 3 роки тому +12

      @@awesomebacon8933 underrated reply to a reply.

    • @yuledevorak8244
      @yuledevorak8244 3 роки тому +11

      By Megamind's logic, that makes her the super villain.

    • @aouadkingdom4807
      @aouadkingdom4807 3 роки тому +3

      @@awesomebacon8933 Underrated reply to a reply to a reply to a reply.

    • @akhil6826
      @akhil6826 3 роки тому +5

      @@aouadkingdom4807 underrated reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply.

  • @jimbryandelacruz4523
    @jimbryandelacruz4523 3 роки тому +15

    that "wow-wow-wow-wow-wow" always gets me cracking up

    • @myranaam8562
      @myranaam8562 3 роки тому

      HAHAHAH, it needs to be a sound on tik tok!

  • @bificommander7472
    @bificommander7472 2 роки тому +6

    Nice one. One minor point: Some medieval siege weapons had fire rates measured in rounds per day Depending on the weapon, you could get quite a bit done between shots. Of course, if we're going with realism, you wouldn't use those weapons against anything except cities, so...

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 2 місяці тому +1

      Yes, but these guys use counterweight catapults, and fairly small ones, too ( 3:48). Those can easily be reloaded in two minutes, maybe four if you have a small team: pull down throwing arm (there's a rope attached to the end), secure with an iron pin, stick a second explosive into the sling, pull pin, rinse and repeat until you run out of explosives.

  • @SimBits
    @SimBits 3 роки тому +517

    "So wouldn't Mulan's father have just been sent home if he had gone?"
    "...........oh my god..."

  • @rad4924
    @rad4924 3 роки тому +938

    "She's Maybelline."
    "Being born with it is tight."
    That was subtle, but genius.

    • @ElBandito
      @ElBandito 3 роки тому +3

      Maybelline... sounds like "make-belief".

    • @orsonlannister9847
      @orsonlannister9847 3 роки тому +21

      It's really not that subtle.

    • @BeczaBot
      @BeczaBot 3 роки тому +3

      Oooooh myyyyy goooooooosh!!!

    • @Cocolagaffe18
      @Cocolagaffe18 3 роки тому +4

      I don’t get the joke, maybe because I’m French ?

    • @luciekulhankova7278
      @luciekulhankova7278 3 роки тому +12

      Yes using a giant coorporation's main slogan that everyone knows in the exact form it exists is the definition of subtle. I checked the dictionary.

  • @lindze8075
    @lindze8075 3 роки тому +13

    Is it just me or does mulan have more chemistry with the witch than the actual love interest ?!?!

  • @zombifiedpariah7392
    @zombifiedpariah7392 5 місяців тому +2

    "and she's gonna have an emotional moment with the witch."
    *Shows Mulan having the same expression I have when I'm daydreaming in class.*

  • @unkledoda420
    @unkledoda420 3 роки тому +731

    "she should probably wear armor tho"
    "but she's not gonna cuz she learned the art of the dramatic entrance"🤣🤣🤣

    • @mikcnmvedmsfonoteka
      @mikcnmvedmsfonoteka 3 роки тому +5

      I Almost died from laughter lol!

    • @LaserBeem
      @LaserBeem 3 роки тому +1

      @@CJEnglert To bad he was made of plastic

    • @LaserBeem
      @LaserBeem 3 роки тому +1

      @@CJEnglert indeed

  • @Maerahn
    @Maerahn 3 роки тому +3619

    "She's Anakin, she's Rey, she's Neo - she's frickin' MAYBELLINE!!" Oh my god, genius! 🤣

  • @heybro345
    @heybro345 Рік тому +2

    "Yeah just take all the joy out of it and see how that feels" is very TIGHT!!

  • @amalphia63
    @amalphia63 3 роки тому +15

    All jokes aside, the premise of a woman being a villain, despite being very powerful/talented, simply because someone offered her a chance to fit in with society, and her taking abuse because “soon she’ll be accepted when the villain accomplishes his goals” would be an amazing story, and I want someone to write that.

    • @borispoehlmann
      @borispoehlmann 4 місяці тому

      That's "My Little Pony: The Movie", if I remember correctly.

  • @slaywee
    @slaywee 3 роки тому +1407

    I read in an article that why they didn't want to add Mushu in the live action movie, it was becuase they were going for "realistic" approach. Yup very realistic to see a women turning into a bird.

    • @maxthecharacter1296
      @maxthecharacter1296 3 роки тому +112

      And because dragons are respectful figures in China.
      So yeah, because China brings Disney tons of money.

    • @movienaut
      @movienaut 3 роки тому +59

      I think I heard that Disney were told to remove Mushu because dragons are meant to be respected!
      To tell the true, this movie is enough disrespectfull against whole China!

    • @mr.davisscorner6260
      @mr.davisscorner6260 3 роки тому +74

      and born w/ jedi power. At least in the animation, Mulan was just a regular girl.

    • @Moonhermit-
      @Moonhermit- 3 роки тому +93

      @@movienaut Oh no, this is the best movie for the CCP. Instead of overcoming tradition and great odds with your smart, independent thinking and non-conformity, you should instead use your heaven sent superiority over the barbarians and mystical Chinese arts to crush your opposition.

    • @tortron
      @tortron 3 роки тому +7

      @@Moonhermit- manifest destiny, all is rightfully the middle kingdoms

  • @HS94s0Ahc
    @HS94s0Ahc 3 роки тому +1162

    It’d be more jarring if Disney actually got something right at this point.

    • @mundaneamazing
      @mundaneamazing 3 роки тому +33

      I foolishly had high hopes. Watched it last night. It was boring. The cinematography was pathetic.

    • @awesomegaymer5786
      @awesomegaymer5786 3 роки тому +6

      Well there's the mcu and Pixar... That's it

    • @youtuber6610
      @youtuber6610 3 роки тому +14

      @@CJEnglert yuck

    • @harrysagamo7323
      @harrysagamo7323 3 роки тому +8

      I would say the MCU but that is Kevin Feige and the studios, not Disney

    • @lyd7724
      @lyd7724 3 роки тому +21

      Christian Joseph Englert Actually as a Chinese I don’t think it’s a good movie. It’s also a totally different story from the original Chinese version Milan. On Chinese media, people hate this movie.

  • @giulianogisotti4107
    @giulianogisotti4107 10 місяців тому +2

    I love how I never watch these movies and never will, but always watch the pitch meeting

  • @Cre8tvMG
    @Cre8tvMG 2 роки тому +3

    I always love it when you get the the point of saying 'barely an inconvenience"! Keep up the good work.

  • @ramdebnath8041
    @ramdebnath8041 3 роки тому +1924

    Mulan is one of my favourite Disney princesses, only because she achieved a place for herself with her hard work and intellect, she proved herself.
    You ruined it Disney
    OMG- Never got so many likes, thanks everyone.

    • @axisboise
      @axisboise 3 роки тому +63

      I can't help but think why Mulan is included in the Disney Princess roster when she's not legitimately a princess

    • @RianeBane
      @RianeBane 3 роки тому +78

      @@axisboise "Hey guys we need an Asian princess for diversity points"
      "Well we don't have an Asian princess, but we have is Mulan, who is a beloved character in her own right without being a princess"
      "That's not good enough, let's just ignore the truth and pretend she's a princess"
      "Isn't that kind of dishonest and condescending?"
      "Yes but having a well-written character isn't the good representation people have been asking for"
      "It's....it's not?"
      "No, they don't want well-written characters, they just want toys that are identical except for their skin color and facial features. Trust me, Harvey Weinstein and I were talking about this last week."
      EDIT: It has now come to my attention that Princess Jasmine exists and (obviously) is Asian, so they did, in fact, have an Asian princess from a different culture. (Sorry Aladdin was never one of my favorites and I forgot about Jasmine)

    • @SDeww
      @SDeww 3 роки тому +12

      @ram mulan is not a princess, and you got brainwashed by disney studio feminist department, this movie sets a really bad example!,
      1, ignore the advice of your father,
      2, ignore your culture and your place in society,
      3 lie and be deciteful to everyone
      i mean, what is exactly the message this movie is sending??
      that the difference between men and woman in china is so small, a chinese woman can pull her hair back, put some mud on her face and pass as a man??, really?? because that is the message this movie gave me!..

    • @litangking
      @litangking 3 роки тому +2

      一个美国人拍的一个美国烂片而已,这电影在中国评分也很低,你们继续骂就行

    • @almightyshippo1197
      @almightyshippo1197 3 роки тому +19

      @@axisboise I think they basically just call any female lead a princess. They probably don't know what princess means.

  • @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it
    @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it 3 роки тому +2145

    Disney: we want to make it more historically accurate for that reason we are not adding mushu
    Also Disney: makes a falcon witch and chi

    • @dragonkingtaVODs
      @dragonkingtaVODs 3 роки тому +162

      The way the used the phoenix is not even chinese which is funny. The rebirth of a phoenix is greek.

    • @Sohbek
      @Sohbek 3 роки тому +19

      did they actually say that? I know they were like going for more realism, or it seemed that way, but I didn't really follow the movie closely apart from trailers so I dunno what they said

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju 3 роки тому +24

      @@dragonkingtaVODs Phoenixes exist in Chinese mythology

    • @saarah0006
      @saarah0006 3 роки тому +43

      xerosagas and so do dragons.

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 3 роки тому +34

      @@Sohbek It's kinda been their justification for all these crappy live action remakes. Although I think they're intentionally vague about it so they don't get caught in a lie since the real reason is they just want money and don't want to actually pay talented writers to make a script.
      So they just try to recycle old scripts on a budget and call it a day.
      The fact it's working despite basically every remake being junk makes my want to cry.

  • @cnmg7121
    @cnmg7121 2 роки тому +7

    "they're basically
    violent theater students" It killed me

  • @PaPaCrazy87
    @PaPaCrazy87 3 роки тому +5

    I watched this weeks honest trailer, and I've been on a pitch meeting binge ever since this guy is awesome!!

  • @dirtydan2695
    @dirtydan2695 3 роки тому +746

    “Are the soldiers going to have fun personalities......No because that would be fun” 😂🤣😂

  • @JoeMartinez18
    @JoeMartinez18 3 роки тому +3303

    I kinda love how through the whole movie the actress has so many expressions from just normal to bored up to normally bored.

    • @midnighttsukky3459
      @midnighttsukky3459 3 роки тому +181

      Lol she's look almost thesame throughout the movie. No emotions whatsoever

    • @pushista9322
      @pushista9322 3 роки тому +150

      @@midnighttsukky3459 That's the main screenwriting concept: tell, not show. I'm pretty sure I remember it correctly.

    • @arnold3768
      @arnold3768 3 роки тому +74

      @@midnighttsukky3459 I've heard it's because the actress really doesn't want to look silly in any way.

    • @ryleemorrow6811
      @ryleemorrow6811 3 роки тому +38

      Wasn't there a conversation in the movie where she said that she didn't have any expressions 🤣

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 3 роки тому +126

      Mando from The Mandalorian emotes better than she does, and he wears a helmet for 99% of the show!

  • @Geesaroni
    @Geesaroni 3 роки тому

    This was my first Pitch Meeting.
    I have now watched all of them.
    It's still one of the best.

  • @thegovernment0usa
    @thegovernment0usa 7 місяців тому +1

    Before I watched this Pitch Meeting, I tried to watch the movie. During that scene where she uses her magic superpowers to flip and jump and glide and slide all over her little village, I was like "They're going to be mad at her and say that's boy stuff even though there's not a boy on the planet who could do any of that." And then that 's exactly what happened so I shut it off. Who has time for that?

  • @p0rt3r
    @p0rt3r 3 роки тому +1437

    "We want her to be a strong woman in this one."
    "Sure, like in the original, through hard training, determination, effort and--"
    "No, no, we don't want her to *get* strong, we want her to *be* strong!"
    "Oh, like, right off the bat? No arc? Just like all the other strong women? Okay..."

    • @phrophannus
      @phrophannus 3 роки тому +185

      Sad how much Hollywood likes this Mary Sue trope.

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 3 роки тому +118

      Even in Hua Mulan where she WAS better than most of the other characters... It was because she trained her entire life under the tutelage of one of the greatest masters. Her reason for joining the army was as much to save her father, who would have been killed due to his asthma, as it was because she knew she was the best for the job. Also her falling inlove with the general was a like more sweet because she liked him because he was caring and compassionate (For example, he... as the general... Would fill in for guards who needed rest).
      .
      Suffice it to say I like Hua Mulan better than this movie.

    • @flockinify
      @flockinify 3 роки тому +86

      @@Nionivek Hua Mulan (2009) was better because even though she was a better fighter than others, the film was about responsibility and the horrors of war, not proving oneself. Mulan still had flaws and tribulations to overcome. It's not strong women that are the problem, Disney just suck at writing.

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 3 роки тому +31

      @@flockinify I was saying that even though Hua Mulan was amazing, they went through lengths that made her a far better character than this movie's Mulan. There is a difference between a Mary Sue and a Paragon.

    • @chrisstandridge6350
      @chrisstandridge6350 3 роки тому +32

      Oh hey, sounds like Rey! Thanks for ruining things Disney.

  • @hanihani2472
    @hanihani2472 3 роки тому +1648

    " emotional moment with the witch dying "
    // Shows mulan's blank face // nice

  • @TheAgeofConversation2
    @TheAgeofConversation2 2 місяці тому +1

    "They're basically violent theater students." Fantastic line

  • @rediz5557
    @rediz5557 2 роки тому +3

    This made me so sad, the first Mulan brought me so much joy it was such a great movie

  • @itsbrianlucas
    @itsbrianlucas 3 роки тому +1197

    "She's frickin' Maybelline." "Oh, being born with it is tight." This is everything.

    • @Stingra87
      @Stingra87 3 роки тому +18

      It had me on the floor in TEARS.

    • @RickReasonnz
      @RickReasonnz 3 роки тому +37

      Forget using the Mary Sue description, I'm just going to call such characters Maybelline characters now!

    • @Fudgeey
      @Fudgeey 3 роки тому +15

      There is NOT enough appreciation for that joke

    • @brendonhavener
      @brendonhavener 3 роки тому +3

      I... I don’t get it, would someone mind letting me in on the joke?

    • @Fudgeey
      @Fudgeey 3 роки тому +10

      @@brendonhavener It's a reference to old Maybelline commercials from the late 90's/early 2000's. He used a hook and punchline that was a complete blast from the past, you wouldn't understand unless you were from that era lol

  • @SinksYourBoat
    @SinksYourBoat 3 роки тому +289

    “They’re basically violent theatre students.”
    “Wowowowowowowow.”

  • @ZeusEKR
    @ZeusEKR 8 місяців тому +1

    Bless him for making something so good from something so bad.

  • @Lucky_Chase
    @Lucky_Chase 5 місяців тому +1

    "They're basically violent theater students."
    Sir, you are awesome.

  • @benjamingentile1660
    @benjamingentile1660 3 роки тому +858

    “We can film next to a Chinese concentration camp to save money too” “wow wow wow” actually happened.

    • @nathanielyee9203
      @nathanielyee9203 3 роки тому +3

      Shut up white savior.

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 3 роки тому +129

      @@nathanielyee9203 shut up wu mao

    • @shang-hsienyang1284
      @shang-hsienyang1284 3 роки тому +70

      @@thurin84 Actually the Chinese government only pay them 10 cents now, so they are yi mao, rather than wu mao (50 cents)

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 3 роки тому +27

      @@shang-hsienyang1284 hahaha well that make sense with their tanking economy lol. thanks for the update!

    • @Gotz_the_iron_hand
      @Gotz_the_iron_hand 3 роки тому +122

      And they actually thank the people running the camp in the credits... So I guess Disney is openly supporting genocide, slave labor, forced sterilization involuntary organ harvesting and the rape of the prisoners wives now. Great positions for them to defend.

  • @Marauders4EVR
    @Marauders4EVR 3 роки тому +320

    "She's freakin' Maybelline!"
    "Oh, being born with it is tight!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @denimchicken104
      @denimchicken104 3 роки тому +1

      Ryan with the galaxy brain jokes!

    • @Looooading...
      @Looooading... 3 роки тому

      Hey! I actually recognize your picture/name from tumblr

  • @whitwaltman5137
    @whitwaltman5137 3 роки тому +4

    "And what message do you think that's gonna be sending to kids?"
    "I don't know, sir, but what I do know is that this is a superhero movie now."
    "Oh, those make us money, so please keep going."

  • @admiralnix7114
    @admiralnix7114 2 роки тому +4

    For some reason even though you use the line "it's barely an inconvenience" in every episode I still laugh every time 🤣

  • @mayhit
    @mayhit 3 роки тому +1604

    "She's straight up Maybelline."
    "Being born with it is tight."
    😂😂😂

    • @warriorlink8612
      @warriorlink8612 3 роки тому +6

      Best part

    • @MattDakus
      @MattDakus 3 роки тому +9

      Right there I paused the video, hit the like button, and resumed watching

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 3 роки тому +1

      A very guide-y witch 🤣🤣

    • @HawkeyeCharmer
      @HawkeyeCharmer 3 роки тому +1

      My favorite joke in this one lol genius!!

    • @tripptank
      @tripptank 3 роки тому +1

      Good writing

  • @Evenmoresteven
    @Evenmoresteven 3 роки тому +569

    "Then Mulan has an emotional moment with the witch as she's dying...."
    Mulan: stares a completely blank emotionless stare into her dying eyes

    • @stillwalking4840
      @stillwalking4840 3 роки тому +52

      this is so funny because the actress's most famous character from a franchise is literally called “Emotionless”

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 3 роки тому +17

      Honestly, I wonder if she was being directed to give that performance, because I’ve heard she’s a pretty big star over in China.

    • @shibineb
      @shibineb 3 роки тому +59

      Her acting range was pretty similar to all the animals from the Lion King 2019.

    • @R_411
      @R_411 3 роки тому +2

      @@TF2Fan101 I think you answered your own question.

    • @dianayu6162
      @dianayu6162 3 роки тому +22

      @@TF2Fan101 She is popular in China because she is really pretty, and she got a few ethereal fairy-like characters which doesn't require much of an emotional range.

  • @princemiano6970
    @princemiano6970 2 роки тому +2

    Mulan in 1998: Hard work makes good work
    Mulan in 2020: Me have powers, me cool

  • @adrianemanuel7121
    @adrianemanuel7121 3 роки тому +6

    "...She's freakin Maybelline." "Oh being born with it is tight!"
    And with that, we now have the latest best 'is tight!' quote in the series 🥇👏🏾😂🤣

  • @papafreshly
    @papafreshly 3 роки тому +1584

    "Cuz if they don't live up to his expectations they get sent home"
    "So wouldn't have Mulan's Dad just gotten sent home?"
    "......... oh my God!"
    🤣🤣🤣 ffr

    • @analyticalalchemist3298
      @analyticalalchemist3298 3 роки тому +157

      @Rafael Garcia Instead his daughter fought in his place, dishonoring the family forever.

    • @jinhunterslay1638
      @jinhunterslay1638 3 роки тому +62

      tbh, that was a minor plot hole in the original animated movie. Mulan's dad would've been sent home because of his age, meaning Mulan shouldn't need to do a thing (and she could've gone home too when she was deemed "unsuited for war", but I guess her own honor is more important for her dad's and her own's safety)
      (realistically in ancient China, men don't get sent home just because they're not as tough since the army needs every man they could find...so Mulan has good reasons to save her father)

    • @genesisacevedo1095
      @genesisacevedo1095 3 роки тому +2

      @@analyticalalchemist3298 got em

    • @worldofthought8352
      @worldofthought8352 3 роки тому +9

      @Rafael Garcia Haven't seen or intend on paying to see it, but did neighbors and other townfolk make a deal about if someone didn't go they be dishonour and backs turned etc during the film. If not then the threat of dishonor is somewhat a empty threat within the film if it's not shown as having social consequences to those who fall under it.

    • @chsparkle
      @chsparkle 3 роки тому +14

      @@jinhunterslay1638 no he wouldn't, he'd already served so he would have gone with General Lee rather than remaining at the training camp. Chi Fu clearly doesn't think his age excludes him.

  • @RussiaForScale
    @RussiaForScale 3 роки тому +887

    “Idk sir, but what I know is that this is a super hero movie now”
    “Oh, those make us money so please continue”

  • @angelchakku5807
    @angelchakku5807 Рік тому +4

    "So wouldn't Mulan's father have been send home if he had gone"... Oh my god. 🤣😂 That got me

  • @vela0854
    @vela0854 11 місяців тому +1

    The maybelline reference 😂
    Gong Li (the witch) is gorgeous. 😍

  • @combatking0
    @combatking0 3 роки тому +605

    In a real war, people don't randomly burst into song.
    But they do have magical powers. Good to know.

    • @woodyclan4210
      @woodyclan4210 3 роки тому +30

      I mean some soldier have cadences and do sing when not in battle so, again, Disney lacks any understanding.

    • @liquidocelot5976
      @liquidocelot5976 3 роки тому +4

      *Cough* Zulu *cough*

    • @onesaitama5156
      @onesaitama5156 3 роки тому +1

      People back then are afraid of black magic and so magic tricks was used to win war and battle. But then for some people to realize such logic is too much critical thinking for them. Back to simpleton village.

    • @transhumanistgamer8963
      @transhumanistgamer8963 3 роки тому +9

      But of course! Little known fact, General Patton was a necromancer. You don't hear that a lot in the documentaries but he totally raised the dead during the Battle of the Bulge.

    • @lincdc12
      @lincdc12 3 роки тому +4

      Well duh. Saving Private Ryan was basically 80% magic

  • @MO-ew7ox
    @MO-ew7ox 3 роки тому +724

    I was expecting a comment on Mulan's suddenly existing sister going like:
    "Oh she has a sister, huh? What's she like"
    "Well, she's afraid of spiders"
    "... That's it?"
    "That's it."
    "Huh."

  • @brainmistrust8480
    @brainmistrust8480 2 роки тому +5

    “They’re basically violent theater students.”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @BanXxX69
    @BanXxX69 Місяць тому +1

    „She‘s Maybelline“ LMFAO!!!!❤😂

  • @icabod3374
    @icabod3374 3 роки тому +321

    "So wouldn't Mulan's father just have been sent home if he had gone?"
    "OMG!"