"His whole claim to the throne was that he killed Malificent and she just strolled into the castle." "Oh, right, well literally nobody's going to make that connection." "Wow! Lucky king!!" XD
Actually, it's just later generic European folklore. Iron being a weakness to mythical beings wasn't contrived until after Christianity became dominant; namely given "fairies" and "fey folk" were often the result of superstitions following the dominance of religious institutions, culturally the pagan gods had been reduced to small beings who played tricks; i.e. fairies. In many pre-Christian faiths, mythical beings were actually impervious to iron (and fire), which is part of what made them so fearsome. It generally required a "brave hero" figure to use pure brawn, since weapons were ineffective. There are also tales of mythical beings creating weapons and armor, which they couldn't do if iron was harmful to them. So if Maleficent is supposed to be an actual mythical being, iron would have no effect on her, namely weapons. But I guess Disney didn't wanna go pissing off their Christian demographic by depicting the king as an uber Christian man who had weapons deliberately consecrated to hurt fairies.
@@mallios13 The idea that fairies are allergic to iron predates Christianity in northern Europe. Most likely it comes from the Brits still using bronze weapons when the first iron wielding invaders came. In folklore, it was the gods that cursed the fae with several things that really just made their lives miserable. The allergy to iron was because most tools were made of iron or had iron parts.
When he noted that the wings could have literally flown back to her immediately they were cut off, I wanted to keep on hitting "like" over and over till I realised I would just be liking and unliking over and over. Damn. Good job ScreenRant.
@@richardsanchez9190 It's a reference to Disney and the, call it a meme, about how their movie protagonists usually have at least one dead parent. Exception being Tangled to my knowledge.
It could have been "Hallmark" as well as "Disney". Watched some of their Christmas movies and never saw so many 20 and 30 somethings with dead parents. Yikes, how is that a thing to make it super romantic?
Disappointed that no one mentions the one obvious problem with the whole thing: if the villain is dead, and *AURORA* is the one telling the story, who ever spread the "Maleficent is bad" version, ever??
That's actually addressed in the sequel. What I want to know is why someone who fell into a coma at sunset and woke up before sunrise the following day became known as "Sleeping Beauty"? She got less than a full night's sleep!
@@MusicChick43Vr Yes, and in the original story, it made sense to call that character Sleeping Beauty. In Maleficent, Aurora explicitly says (in the closing narration) that she was the one called Sleeping Beauty, but there's no reason why she would have gained that name in that setting. It's like making Chris Pine's Kirk the Federation's most senior captain in the Star Trek reboot - it's something that's only done because something similar happened in the original: of course juvenile delinquent Kirk should get given a starship called Enterprise - the original Kirk when 15-20 years older earned his way into being the youngest ever starship captain and was given one of a dozen front-line starships that was called Enterprise (and not even the best in the class). Of course the girl who didn't even get a full night's sleep should be called Sleeping Beauty - the original version of the character slept for a century.
@@Karamarika I don’t see that many SJW films in this. Maybe it’s just cuz I’ve always loved Maleficent as a character. But honestly this Aurora was much more interesting. She actually spoke
Well, it was Prince Phillip, the guy who woke her up in the original movie. The surprise was more how they changed the story. It would be like if The Empire Strikes Back was remade with Darth Vader actually confessing to killing Anakin instead of revealing that he is Anakin.
@@SeanWheeler100 It'd be like if the Empire Strikes Back was remade with Obi-Wan betraying and trying to murder Anakin, and the Empire trying to save the galaxy from the evil Jedi and their planet destroying battlestation.
@@Idazmi7 It would be like if instead of shooting bullets, guns instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds and diseases, so when a mass shooting was reported people cheered for the guys with the guns and doctors and medical insurance became obsolete.
@Lalrivunga Hnamte but the first king tried to kill all the faerie people, right? That sounds pretty consistent with Christianity to me, or am I missremembering? (it's been a while)
@Lalrivunga Hnamte IIRC, the Catholic Church originally (as in for 600 years) didn't take accusations of witchcraft seriously. Also, the Crusades didn't have anything to do with witchcraft or magic.
Or just have same tropes they have been bizarrely used for years. Actually, fact: Walt Disney's mother died as a young boy so he had that be put in a lot of his movies.
@@welcometothemetaverse2523 tropes and stereotypes are memetic tools, ways of conveying large amounts of information in a few moments. Building a movie without the foundation of a shared cultural understanding would result in either a shallow movie in which we are unable to emotionally connect, or an extremely long one as all the relevant culture is built and explained in the movie. Repeatedly using the same tropes over and over? Yeah, that's a little tired.
@@welcometothemetaverse2523 i'm kidding. I said it because it seamed like you said she died as a young boy. You provably wanted to say that she died when he was a young boy.
Fun fact: The only child that they could find to play baby aurora that wasn’t absolutely terrified of Maleficent was her own daughter, who wasn’t even acting she was just trying to get attention.
When you put it like that it makes it sound so sad. Like that poor baby was so starved for attention that she didn't care that her mom looked scary, she just wanted to be held.
Kids do that, but it isn't usually the cause of neglect. I, for one never allowed my mom to hold another baby when I was a kid cause of competition lol@@sidraMPatty
@@sidraMPattynot really. I don't know If you have kids, but they're always trying to get attention, in every situation. Last year I dressed like Pennywise for The school's Halloween party and my 2 year old son wanted to be in my lap ALL the time, and I looked Very scary. Her kid was just acting like she would normally.
Isn't the curse that she'd do it on her 16th birthday? What's the point of destroying all the wheels and sending her to live with faeries when she's 4? Judging by who her father is maybe she just went into a coma because her IQ dropped to zero.
Ah few of them are made up, like the curse thing Maleficent SAID that the curse cannot be broken by anyone when she casted it that's why she couldn't take it back. Not a plothole actually a really nice twist.
@@Rooiku Don't defend that movie please. She didn't specify not even her could lift it. In any magic of this type you assume the user is able to work around his own magic, and so you need to be specific. She wasn't. It was just a plot device. Not necessarily a plot hole, as it was forced on the character, but a lazy plot device.
Yeah, it has so many holes in its plot it makes Frozen's writing look cohesive by comparison. And considering how bad the writing for that film is, that's saying something.
In a world where there's a spell on a girl who MUST be kissed in order to break it, and that girl has only men one man in her life, I bet it WOULD hold up in court to have him kiss her to try and break that spell though. And if it didn't, Malificent would fair much worse in the courts given everything she was guilty of...
It actually would. If we're talking about medieval times, then they won't even bat an eye on what he did. If we're talking about court today, he's protected by Good Samaritan Law since at the end of the day, he's doing it to save her life.
Aurora literally helped Maleficent kill her father who was doing everything he could to protect her who also kiiiind of saved Maleficent's life by having everyone think she was dead.....
He saved her life by mutilating her body in her sleep without her consent, what a savior! Not to mention no humans could enter the Moor lands to kill her anyway (?)
@@potatopig1546 Except Stephan, right? If there was a bounty on her, her kryptonite was iron, and she had no guards or security, she totally would have died.
Alexander Kilburg Stephan could walk in before there were walls but she is the one who made the walls so she could’ve done it earlier if necessary... ???
@@potatopig1546 Okay, so he should have just suggested she make invulnerable walls, and she would have been fine. Unless someone invented the ladder at some point, which no one did.
I liked the version of Maleficent in Sleeping Beauty reveling in her evil. It reminded me of Emperor Palpatine, but the version in this movie just confused me. At least Kingdom Hearts exists.
“Well why doesn’t she just turn her raven friend into a dragon and burn down the castle?” Well that’s not how she wants to play this thing. *later* And then she’ll turn her raven friend into a dragon and burn down the castle
I would love to see a Princess Bride pitch meeting! "So what was Wesley doing for five years?" "He was a super cool pirate!" "Oh my God." "Something wrong?" "Well aren't pirates super ruthless and known for stealing, murder, and assaulting women?" "Yeah yeah yeah" "So we're just going to gloss over the fact that our romantic hero was off murdering people for five years?" "Yep" "Fair enough" 🙃
My 6 year old daughter and I watch these all the time! We love them! The other day after school I asked how it went and she said "Super easy! Barely an inconvenience!" 😆
Maleficent was a pretty good movie. In every version in which she has appeared she has had real justification for her hatred. This one just doubled down on it.
@@dezsong5457 - Maybe justification in Maleficent's demented mind, but no sane person would find deliberately attacking an innocent baby justified for revenge against someone else. The movie Maleficent also had some serious plot holes, among other problems.
"Because Religion developed the same way, despite magic being real" - golden.. "She's just going to sleep an can never wake up again - that's what dying is." - also golden.
"Yeah, and he also sends her to live with three incompetent pixies he just met for sixteen years!" "Wait, didn't you just say that humans hated faries for some reason?" "That's right." "So why in the world would the king send his only daughter who was just cursed by a fairy to live with three pixies?" "I don't know!" "Fair enough!"
EXECUTIVE: "So, I understand you have a movie for me?" WRITER: "Yes, sir, I do. 'Wicked.'" EXECUTIVE: "We don't own the rights to that, so that's gonna make it kinda hard." WRITER: "Actually, it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience..."
1:34 Producer: wouldn't she be powerful enough to give herself new wings? Writer: What? No, she's a sorcerer, she doesn't have regenerate on her spell list. Producer: Just polymorph? Writer: Yes. Producer: And control weather? Writer: Of course! Producer: And shapechange? Writer: Wouldn't be Maleficent if she couldn't turn into a dragon. Producer: Just no wings. Writer: Nope. Producer: Makes sense.
4:12 "Thats not gonna hold up in court" 🤣🤣🤣. Well i can assure you IT did..hold up in court. Winning that case was super easy, barely an inconvenience!
"He escapes his cage all the time" "Over their dead parents! I saw the logo on the door" I would much rather see wtf is going on in these peoples personal lives
"Ow just like in FROZEN"
" yeah like in FROZEN "
" YEEEEAH that made money "
😂😂😂🤣
Money is TIGHT
I got a Frozen 2 trailer ad in this video
@@beanswater .....moooneeeyyy 👌😀👌
Money. :D
Disney should just have Sorcerer Mickey, Merlin and Yen Sid grow a money tree in their studio lot right in front of Bob Iger’s office window.
"Over their dead parents?"
"Over their dead parents. I saw the logo on the door."
SO perfect,! Never change, Ryan!
Who is this Ryan Guy?
Brendan Ainslie the screenwriter and the producer
@@domino__effect212 I knew that... I was just playing along 🤣🤣. Of course you knew that though😁😁👌👍😉
@@pudgebl67 yo
@@ryanhiggins8869 That's what I thought 😁. Otherwise it would have been a whoooosh for you sir 😁😉👍
"Listen, Imma need you to take some notes from those wings and get aaaaaall the way off my back!"
I died xD
Her wings are like Thor's hammer.
Or Ironman's suit
"Until I suddenly decide to get back on for seemingly arbitrary reasons"
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Ohhh dying of laughter is TIGHT
*wings arbitrarily fly back to Maleficent's back*
Maleficent: "I'm still worthy!"
underrated
Wow wow wow wow
This comment should be at a million likes😂
Thor’s smiling in the background.
“ He escapes his cage all the time “
What? 😄
*C H I L D A B U S E*
Plot twist: his son is his dog
Oh no.
@@shadowknight1121
So, what happens in the movie?
"His whole claim to the throne was that he killed Malificent and she just strolled into the castle."
"Oh, right, well literally nobody's going to make that connection."
"Wow! Lucky king!!"
XD
That part actually made my jaw drop. I can't believe I missed such an obvious plot hole, or rather that the writers did!!
@@LisaBowers whoopsieee!
I never realized that!!!😱😱😱
Obvious plot holes are TIGHT!
Well, the claim to the throne was known only to the princes and the king (and the bad guy). None of the regular citizens knew that.
“I’m gonna need you to be like those wings and get allllll the way of my back” what a set up, 😂
😆 Yea that part killed me! Brilliant writing here
Brilliant !!! Bryan is the best thing on UA-cam, so tight !
Bryan who?
That part tore me up 🤣🤣🤣
Kinda misremembering quotes is tight!
"Wait, why Iron?"
"Cause Steel Types hurt Fairy Types. Just like in Pokemon"
"Oh Wowowowowow"
That, and Celtic folklore stated that fey creatures are burned by iron
@@ShirotoraGodsbane - hence 'lucky' horse-shoes above the door. Bloody faeries stealing all the cups.
Pokemon got the idea from celtic folklore.
Actually, it's just later generic European folklore. Iron being a weakness to mythical beings wasn't contrived until after Christianity became dominant; namely given "fairies" and "fey folk" were often the result of superstitions following the dominance of religious institutions, culturally the pagan gods had been reduced to small beings who played tricks; i.e. fairies.
In many pre-Christian faiths, mythical beings were actually impervious to iron (and fire), which is part of what made them so fearsome. It generally required a "brave hero" figure to use pure brawn, since weapons were ineffective. There are also tales of mythical beings creating weapons and armor, which they couldn't do if iron was harmful to them.
So if Maleficent is supposed to be an actual mythical being, iron would have no effect on her, namely weapons. But I guess Disney didn't wanna go pissing off their Christian demographic by depicting the king as an uber Christian man who had weapons deliberately consecrated to hurt fairies.
@@mallios13 The idea that fairies are allergic to iron predates Christianity in northern Europe. Most likely it comes from the Brits still using bronze weapons when the first iron wielding invaders came.
In folklore, it was the gods that cursed the fae with several things that really just made their lives miserable. The allergy to iron was because most tools were made of iron or had iron parts.
When he noted that the wings could have literally flown back to her immediately they were cut off, I wanted to keep on hitting "like" over and over till I realised I would just be liking and unliking over and over. Damn. Good job ScreenRant.
We do not thank Screen Rant Here, we thank Ryan
Don't give screenrant credit that's not how this community works
@@itssssstef Praise be Ryan! 😂
@@benjaminbronnimann3966 Ryan be with you my son 😅
Looking forward to when Ryan finally has enough money to buy Canada. 😂
"i'm sure she can make new wings for herself now that she is so powerful"
"actually it's super hard,truly an inconvenience "
"They're going to bond."
"Over their dead parents."
"I saw the logo on the door."
That might be my new favorite exchange of dialogue.
What logo I dont get it
@@richardsanchez9190 It's a reference to Disney and the, call it a meme, about how their movie protagonists usually have at least one dead parent. Exception being Tangled to my knowledge.
@@jsb8261 ohhh gotcha. Thanks
Batman be like
It could have been "Hallmark" as well as "Disney". Watched some of their Christmas movies and never saw so many 20 and 30 somethings with dead parents. Yikes, how is that a thing to make it super romantic?
These pitch meetings are perfection, we need more.
Totally agree. Wish they would do two meetings a week.
@@optimusprime4090 likewise. Sometimes Ryan does, sometimes he doesn't. Oh well, all good.
I hate the pitch perfect movies so much I don't think think I could watch Ryan do them.
@@markuhler2664 lol
Just Some Guy without a Mustache Agreed.
*Watching pitch meetings as soon as they're uploaded is tight*
And Super Easy, BARELY an inconvenience, LOL!
@@nurse425 Oh, Really?!
I requested this one just a few days ago. Thanks Screen Rant!!!
I didn't get to see it right after it was uploaded... "whoops" "whoopsie"
yeah, yeah, yeah
Disappointed that no one mentions the one obvious problem with the whole thing: if the villain is dead, and *AURORA* is the one telling the story, who ever spread the "Maleficent is bad" version, ever??
The people who lived for 20 years with "Maleficent is bad, rapey illegit king good". See "sunk cost fallacy"
That's actually addressed in the sequel.
What I want to know is why someone who fell into a coma at sunset and woke up before sunrise the following day became known as "Sleeping Beauty"? She got less than a full night's sleep!
Well maybe they decided to look up the definition of maleficent
@@rmsgrey In the original story, she was in the coma for 100 years
@@MusicChick43Vr Yes, and in the original story, it made sense to call that character Sleeping Beauty. In Maleficent, Aurora explicitly says (in the closing narration) that she was the one called Sleeping Beauty, but there's no reason why she would have gained that name in that setting.
It's like making Chris Pine's Kirk the Federation's most senior captain in the Star Trek reboot - it's something that's only done because something similar happened in the original: of course juvenile delinquent Kirk should get given a starship called Enterprise - the original Kirk when 15-20 years older earned his way into being the youngest ever starship captain and was given one of a dozen front-line starships that was called Enterprise (and not even the best in the class). Of course the girl who didn't even get a full night's sleep should be called Sleeping Beauty - the original version of the character slept for a century.
I get the feeling that whoever wrote "Maleficent" just hated the original.
I'm getting the feeling their initials are S, J, and W.
@@Karamarika I don’t see that many SJW films in this. Maybe it’s just cuz I’ve always loved Maleficent as a character. But honestly this Aurora was much more interesting. She actually spoke
@@WolfyMusic622 same. Like, it gives Maleficent a real motive and Aurora is an interesting character. And hey she still gets with Prince boy.
@Hot Rod ah, are you pretending to be obtuse? Or is it authentic?
I get the feeling that's the modus operandi for anyone doing remakes nowadays.
"That made money" should be Disney's catchphrase. Forever.
“Wait, that guy she met one time in the woods is not her true love?”
“Was that supposed to be a surprise?”
“Yes sir, very much so.”
😂😂😂😂😂
Well, it was Prince Phillip, the guy who woke her up in the original movie. The surprise was more how they changed the story. It would be like if The Empire Strikes Back was remade with Darth Vader actually confessing to killing Anakin instead of revealing that he is Anakin.
@@SeanWheeler100
It'd be like if the Empire Strikes Back was remade with Obi-Wan betraying and trying to murder Anakin, and the Empire trying to save the galaxy from the evil Jedi and their planet destroying battlestation.
@@Idazmi7 It would be like if instead of shooting bullets, guns instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds and diseases, so when a mass shooting was reported people cheered for the guys with the guns and doctors and medical insurance became obsolete.
Wow wow wow wow
Well, Disney has to get rid of heterosexual relationships and male heroes. Men are bad guys and comic relief, didn't you know?
"Errrr..... that's not gonna hold up in court"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Neither is the number of likes on this comment. Thank me later.
It's at 78 as of now.
Mission failed. We’ll get em’ next time! 😕
I will be using this quote a lot in everyday life.
This freaking killed me dead 🤣
"Pitch Meeting" should be required in every movie/film/writing school.
"So she went to the Christening because religion developed in the exact same way despite magic being real." Best line in the video!
Isn't God magic?
@@ThreadBomb
*Face palm
@Lalrivunga Hnamte Good point. Having real religion in the movie ruins the fantasy
@Lalrivunga Hnamte but the first king tried to kill all the faerie people, right? That sounds pretty consistent with Christianity to me, or am I missremembering? (it's been a while)
@Lalrivunga Hnamte IIRC, the Catholic Church originally (as in for 600 years) didn't take accusations of witchcraft seriously.
Also, the Crusades didn't have anything to do with witchcraft or magic.
"I saw the logo on the doors." Nailed it! 😁
Lol...they keeps changing that logo according to studio😋
Lmfao I'm dying that was good🤣🤣
I’d love to see a pitch meeting for “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.”
yessss
I support this
yes, but do both of them
Jari Fuller, I agree ☝️.
Yes yes yes YES , i hope rayan will see this coment
"I saw the logo on the door"
.
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That's the best way of saying All Disney movies are the same
Or just have same tropes they have been bizarrely used for years.
Actually, fact: Walt Disney's mother died as a young boy so he had that be put in a lot of his movies.
@@welcometothemetaverse2523 tropes and stereotypes are memetic tools, ways of conveying large amounts of information in a few moments. Building a movie without the foundation of a shared cultural understanding would result in either a shallow movie in which we are unable to emotionally connect, or an extremely long one as all the relevant culture is built and explained in the movie.
Repeatedly using the same tropes over and over? Yeah, that's a little tired.
@@welcometothemetaverse2523 was she a trans woman? Or was Walt Disney adopted?
@@Ignasimp What, I don't know, the what...HUH?!
@@welcometothemetaverse2523 i'm kidding. I said it because it seamed like you said she died as a young boy. You provably wanted to say that she died when he was a young boy.
Fun fact: The only child that they could find to play baby aurora that wasn’t absolutely terrified of Maleficent was her own daughter, who wasn’t even acting she was just trying to get attention.
Oh baby acting is Adorable!
Getting attention from your mega superstar mom in a movie as a baby is TIGHT!
When you put it like that it makes it sound so sad. Like that poor baby was so starved for attention that she didn't care that her mom looked scary, she just wanted to be held.
Kids do that, but it isn't usually the cause of neglect. I, for one never allowed my mom to hold another baby when I was a kid cause of competition lol@@sidraMPatty
@@sidraMPattynot really. I don't know If you have kids, but they're always trying to get attention, in every situation. Last year I dressed like Pennywise for The school's Halloween party and my 2 year old son wanted to be in my lap ALL the time, and I looked Very scary. Her kid was just acting like she would normally.
I thought he would mention the fact that instead of "destroying" the spinning wheels, they just broke them apart and put them all in one room.
Isn't the curse that she'd do it on her 16th birthday? What's the point of destroying all the wheels and sending her to live with faeries when she's 4? Judging by who her father is maybe she just went into a coma because her IQ dropped to zero.
Pretty sure they also burned them as well, but Maleficent's curse put one back together when it was time
There's a lot more plot holes that I didn't realize were there. Makes sense that it doesn't make sense.
Ah few of them are made up, like the curse thing Maleficent SAID that the curse cannot be broken by anyone when she casted it that's why she couldn't take it back. Not a plothole actually a really nice twist.
@@Rooiku Don't defend that movie please. She didn't specify not even her could lift it. In any magic of this type you assume the user is able to work around his own magic, and so you need to be specific. She wasn't. It was just a plot device. Not necessarily a plot hole, as it was forced on the character, but a lazy plot device.
Yeah, it has so many holes in its plot it makes Frozen's writing look cohesive by comparison. And considering how bad the writing for that film is, that's saying something.
@@simonsalgueiro6217 she said no power on earth can lift it which since she is a power on earth counts
@@simonsalgueiro6217 She did though. She said that no power on earth could lift the curse.
Disney's motto: "Dead family members are tight!"
Theory: Walt Disney is batman
lmao
Oh no...
Whoopsie
@@simonwyzik8661 oh becoming evil cause your crush frenchzoned you is tight!!!
"I'm gonna need you to take a note from those wings and get all the way off my back"
Coming up with creative ways to get off of backs is TIGHT
" get all the way off my back" its some sort of saying google cant translate, could you explain the meaning please?
I love this comment so much 😂
@@hyperhektor7733 it means stop pressuring, criticizing
@@burger_kinghorn thank you
It's barely inconvenient.
"Listen, I am going to need you to take some notes from those wings and get all the way off my back"
Such a great line
"Why would she do That?"
"I don't knoww...."
"Fairy nuff."
You're responsible for 80 percent of this channel's subs. You make it look super easy, barely an inconvenience
“I’m gonna need you to take some notes from those wings and get ALL the way off my back about this.” Dead💀
This series is the only reason I’m subscribed to Screen Rant
true
Same here
We have no choice, he won't do it on his own channel
Because carrying screen rant is super easy barley an inconvenience.
Me too.
"Ew..that's not gonna hold up in court" earned my upvote. LOL
In a world where there's a spell on a girl who MUST be kissed in order to break it, and that girl has only men one man in her life, I bet it WOULD hold up in court to have him kiss her to try and break that spell though. And if it didn't, Malificent would fair much worse in the courts given everything she was guilty of...
Hahaha
It would.
It actually would. If we're talking about medieval times, then they won't even bat an eye on what he did. If we're talking about court today, he's protected by Good Samaritan Law since at the end of the day, he's doing it to save her life.
@@vlo4829 Since that is a Christian world with believe in magic, I guess there are some possible tests they can do to check if that is the case.
"Sleeping Beauty but we flip it"
"Oh, OK so we play it backwards. People would probably pay to see that"
dead
I don't think he's wrong though; people are sheep. XD
Who else is subscribed to screenrant just because of pitch meetings?
kartikeytiwari37 they have other content?
Me
Pitch meetings are Tight 👌
Super easy barely an incovenience
Everyone
"That's not gonna hold up in court."
👌😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It will in royal court. Or something.
@@samiraperi467 Fair enough
The north remembers
Ryan, where have you been?
You're tearing me apaaaaaaart
He just came back from his vacation in the Bahamas
Anyway, how's your sex life?
Luis Sierra oh hi Mark
@@LuisSierra42, I'm so happy I have you as my someone I met randomly in the comments of a pitch meeting, and I love Lisa so much
There's an interesting dynamic going on in this comment thread.
“That’s not gonna hold up in court.” I lol’d and woke my wife up.
“It’s like frozen”
“It’s like frozen, that made money”
Spider-Man entering the MCU again was" super easy, barely an inconvenience ".
I liked more the "... Then i'll get back to you for an arbitrary reason" later LOL
I felt inconvenienced at the time.
Disney is gonna buy like every superhero besides DC and not spiderman when he was with marvel before though?
It was very hard, a major inconvenience.
@Phantom Prime Disney didn't buy the x men characters😂. They bought 20th century fox so the x men naturally came along with it.
the actual pitch meeting was
"Sleeping Beauty with the villain's perspective"
"hmmm... go on"
"ANGELINA JOLIE"
"GENIUS!!" *claps
More like "moneeyy!"
A once upon a time pitch meeting would be super easy and barely an inconvenience
Great to see a once fan :)
Gabo Mercado loving Robert Carlyle is super easy barely an inconvenience!!
Aurora literally helped Maleficent kill her father who was doing everything he could to protect her who also kiiiind of saved Maleficent's life by having everyone think she was dead.....
I'm gonna need you to get aaaaallllll the way up off my back about that!
He saved her life by mutilating her body in her sleep without her consent, what a savior! Not to mention no humans could enter the Moor lands to kill her anyway (?)
@@potatopig1546 Except Stephan, right? If there was a bounty on her, her kryptonite was iron, and she had no guards or security, she totally would have died.
Alexander Kilburg Stephan could walk in before there were walls but she is the one who made the walls so she could’ve done it earlier if necessary... ???
@@potatopig1546 Okay, so he should have just suggested she make invulnerable walls, and she would have been fine. Unless someone invented the ladder at some point, which no one did.
"Actually, it' going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience."
Best catchphrase on UA-cam, ever.
Wow, Studio Executive Guy finally has a comeback to Screenwriter Guy’s “I want you to get way off my back..” comment.
"Improvised curses are TIGHT!"
Yeah, I tend to agree with that every time I lose a match of Tekken
Good one
Underrated
"Because of their dead parents".... "Ya I saw the logo on the door"
*-disney*
I liked the version of Maleficent in Sleeping Beauty reveling in her evil. It reminded me of Emperor Palpatine, but the version in this movie just confused me. At least Kingdom Hearts exists.
“Well why doesn’t she just turn her raven friend into a dragon and burn down the castle?”
Well that’s not how she wants to play this thing.
*later*
And then she’ll turn her raven friend into a dragon and burn down the castle
Waited the hell of a long time to do that though !! XD
And this dragon can't even defeat a bunch of soldiers.
*YES*
@@Сайтамен I think the dragon was also weak to cold iron because it was made by fairy magic.
"Take some notes from those wings and get all the way of my back about this" love it 🤣
"...until I get right back on again for arbitrary reasons." LOL
I would love to see a Princess Bride pitch meeting!
"So what was Wesley doing for five years?"
"He was a super cool pirate!"
"Oh my God."
"Something wrong?"
"Well aren't pirates super ruthless and known for stealing, murder, and assaulting women?"
"Yeah yeah yeah"
"So we're just going to gloss over the fact that our romantic hero was off murdering people for five years?"
"Yep"
"Fair enough" 🙃
Ashley Victoria whoopsies
Wanting this to actually happen is super easy, barely an inconvenience
Dude, that whole movie is tongue in cheek. It's poking fun of fantasy tropes.
Have fun storming the castle!
Ah, Everybody's favorite movie that we can all agree on. And Rodents of Improbable Size are Tig-Ok I'm not going to finish that sentence. :-)
Me : so u have a video for me
Ryan: yes sir I do😁
"Over their dead parents?"
**Cries in Batman**
Wipes away tears in money
Referencing The Alleyway Murder Vigilante Man who lives off of condensed milk is tight.
@@melontusk7358 ya know what
it's better I don't quetion it
My 6 year old daughter and I watch these all the time! We love them! The other day after school I asked how it went and she said "Super easy! Barely an inconvenience!" 😆
That’s adorable!
Well-spoken 6 year olds are tight.
@@brooke_reiverrose2949 teen girls are also tight!
@@brooke_reiverrose2949 yeah yeah yeah! Wait... Oh.
@brooke this comment here officer!
"Over their dead parents?"
"Over their dead parents! I saw the logo on the door."
“I saw the logo on the door” most honest thing in a Pitch Meeting ever
This movie should’ve been called “Sleeping Beauty’s Dad is Bad At Everything”.
But he has great hair.
So this movie is like Game Of Thrones Season 9?
No, it should've been called "How to Kill a Disney Classic in an Hour and a Half."
He did the first thing right
"Well let's hope you can pull that off again."
"What?"
2010's Hollywood in a nutshell.
Cats II: The Cattening
“Take a note from those wings...
And get all the way off my back”
Perfection
"That's not gonna hold up in court."
Read this comment as he said it
That's it. Gonna name my son "Dum Dum Johnny"
Please...
Do a Back to the future pitch meeting. 😆😆😆😆😆
Its the "I'm gonna need you to take notes from those wings and get ALLLL the way off my back" for me 😂😂
"It's like in Frozen!!"
"It's like in Frozen."
"That made money!"
🤣🤣🤣
I forgot this was an actual movie....how strange.
Even stranger there's enough material to make a sequel from it.
That's Doctor to you, and that was a different movie.
I hated it and lament their perverse desire to make a sequel to such trash.
Maleficent was a pretty good movie. In every version in which she has appeared she has had real justification for her hatred. This one just doubled down on it.
@@dezsong5457 - Maybe justification in Maleficent's demented mind, but no sane person would find deliberately attacking an innocent baby justified for revenge against someone else. The movie Maleficent also had some serious plot holes, among other problems.
3:38
Why would she do that?
I don’t know.
Fairy nuff.
Pirates of the carribbean pitch meeting would be great
"Because Religion developed the same way, despite magic being real" - golden..
"She's just going to sleep an can never wake up again - that's what dying is." - also golden.
Technically it would be a coma though since apparently her heart keeps beating.
"Wait, why why why..."
--So the movie can happen.
Oh, alright!
"Yeah, and he also sends her to live with three incompetent pixies he just met for sixteen years!"
"Wait, didn't you just say that humans hated faries for some reason?"
"That's right."
"So why in the world would the king send his only daughter who was just cursed by a fairy to live with three pixies?"
"I don't know!"
"Fair enough!"
Best off my back comeback ever 5:14
4:39 actually there are myths were fairies are weak to steel and iron, that’s why fairy type Pokémon are weak to steel type Pokémon
Yup 😊
Yep! There are lots of myths where fairies and fairy-type creatures burn in contact with iron
"wait, why iron" " cause steel types just like a Pokémon" BRAUN : i am finish with that evil.
Every movie needs a pitch meeting!
Wow soon as a pitch meeting notification pops up, i tap so fast i may as well be quicksilver.
These are the only videos I ever interrupt absolutely anything else for :D
5:08
I love this joke so much
Probably the best "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back" joke 😂
"I'm gonna need you to take some notes from those wings and get all the way off my back".
I didn't even watch this movie but still watching pitch
So true. The pitch meetings of movies you have not even watched are TIGHT
Have been waiting and checking daily for a new pitch meeting!!!!!! The best thing in youtube highly underrated.
That dead parents callout to the logo was so much gold
EXECUTIVE: "So, I understand you have a movie for me?"
WRITER: "Yes, sir, I do. 'Wicked.'"
EXECUTIVE: "We don't own the rights to that, so that's gonna make it kinda hard."
WRITER: "Actually, it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience..."
That part
Underrated comment.
They do kinda have the rights but kinda not too
This should have a few thousand likes
2:36 so it's now canon that Ryan has never dreamt.
sleep and NEVER WAKE UP
pitch meeting... best thing on youtube right now. ♥
Interviewer: what inspired you to do another Maleficent movie?
Disney: Money
1:34 Producer: wouldn't she be powerful enough to give herself new wings?
Writer: What? No, she's a sorcerer, she doesn't have regenerate on her spell list.
Producer: Just polymorph?
Writer: Yes.
Producer: And control weather?
Writer: Of course!
Producer: And shapechange?
Writer: Wouldn't be Maleficent if she couldn't turn into a dragon.
Producer: Just no wings.
Writer: Nope.
Producer: Makes sense.
You should do a pitch meeting for Tommy Wiseau's The Room
JoshSquash - YES!
Playing football in tuxedos is tight!
Oh Hi Mark!
Clicking on this notification was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
„Over their dead Parents“ 😉“over their dead parents! I saw the Logo 😂“
" yeah like in FROZEN "
" YEEEEAH that made money "
Dying. That got me. "I saw the logo on the door" . Best line ever. LOVE IT
4:12 "Thats not gonna hold up in court" 🤣🤣🤣. Well i can assure you IT did..hold up in court. Winning that case was super easy, barely an inconvenience!
"Over their dead parents! I saw the logo on the door!"
❤
"over their dead parents?"
"over their dead parents. I saw the sign on the door."
I was all the way dead! 😂
Which sign? Disney?!
@@Prowsky obviously
Just like their parents
;)
Which means you'd make a great Disney parent!
"Improvised curses are TIGHT!!" I snorted 😂😂😂
"He escapes his cage all the time"
"Over their dead parents! I saw the logo on the door"
I would much rather see wtf is going on in these peoples personal lives
Me to
Make a “The Brave Little Toaster” Pitch Meeting!
I’m dying “imma need you to get all the way off my back”
No joke, there was a second where I was just staring at the two mustaches thinking “wow these are so similar.” Guess it’s one of those days.
Gotta love those jabs about the wings (and producer) getting off and back on the back.