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"I see you are not wearing your equipment, punishable by death!" It should have been "I see you are not in your house quarantining, that's punishable by death!!"
Hey guess what BG Mike is kind of weird I guess last time when I was watching his video it does something bad to his girl and guess what BG Mike is gay because he get a lot of girls to play with and now guess what he put girls on his phone I got his accounts girl shirt not be with him
@@k1shisweird are you talking about the one that says “Alternative title: "Green Haired Man kills thousands for not being quarantined in Sakura School Simulator"”??? Because I didn’t copy that one 🤷🏽♀️
Fun fact: Go to the repair shop dude, click talk and click part time job. When you don't have wifi, you can get 200 for free and click on it as much as you like. Because of that method I'm rich now😂
Me: Y'ALL HAVE CORONA VIRUS Bijuu mike: **Blows up all of them because they dont have pollen protective cloth** Also bijuu mike: **Hits a pig** Police: Imma ruin this mans whole career.
Try holding hands with the cat, you'll regret it edit; thx for the likes! bijuu mike made a vid about it, u guys should check it out! btw thx bijuu mike for the like! its probably gone now bcs of my edit xD
I want a wedding redo with your seapai 1: pick a wedding dress 2: get your seapai in a tux 3: plan your wedding somewhere that has space 4:build your wedding with the nicest things you can find 5: gets guests for your wedding and get food 6 : get married and live happily ever after 50 likes or more he well do a redo
Bijuu Mike: "How about this: I'm gonna make a Sakura school simulator quarintine episode while we're a few days into quarintine." Me: "Quality content." 👌
Fun fact: If something happens in BitLife; for example, someone dies, if you don’t press any of the buttons, and close the game, when you enter the game again they’ll still be alive.
@Addi May It's Time to Play! I’ve gotten an extra 5 years out of a few @Ana-Maria Apostol Yup. And also if a pet runs away. Pretty much anything. Pets, proposal, break up, diverse, another’s death, illness, assault, or really anything
Migee: “I see your not wearing your protective equipment! That is punishable by death!” Me: “Are you turning into one of those people who panic shop and buy all the toilet paper?” 4:27 Me: “It has been confirmed.”
I was playing Sakura this morning and i was trying to do a wedding so I went to the Park for there honeymoon and I grabbed the girls hand and HE FRIGGIN GLITCHED AND STARTED SPINNING XDDDD
Bijuu Mike:"I see your not were Protective equipment, that's punishable by death +insert bijuu Laughing+ learn your lesson" Me:+wears protective equipment+ Remember kids don,t forget your protective equipment.
He should do a challenge! UwU I suggest he could: • design a house 😌🏡 • ruin people's lives 😈 (Not like he already has in sakura school simulator.😏) • Get married to an animal (Your choice. 🐄🐖🐈🐔🐓) • do funny bloopers! 😂🤪
Mike, you’ve been about my only comfort during this... my dad has gotten the virus, as well as my sister, and I’m really scared for them. My town has shut down completely, and I’m really scared... your videos are about the only thing that are making me smile these days. Thank you for still making videos.
What quarantine has done to me (and my fellow theatre friend): watching Starkid a lot S-So much copyright for no reason Finish. Working. Boys. Start an actual Wiggly cult. Able to get to these videos in time Online school ;-;
She's just casually flying by, in game, when Bijuu Mike's recording, she barges into his house irl and be like 'SOCIAL DISTANCING!', seeing him fall away from the blue screen 😅
I’m not sure if this has been done however have you tried UFO Mission 2? I got to the third section and was doing pretty well before I was bombarded by..well, bombs. I was curious to see if you could do any better. Regards from a Sakura school simulator player
Alternative title:
"Green Haired Man kills thousands for not being quarantined in Sakura School Simulator"
Sounds like a "Florida Man" thing but with green hair...
Evry bit of this is true.
I cant play the game since i have a Samsung tablet anf its not compatible with it ;-;
That sounds like the coronavirus
@@holywatersquirtgun3172 haha true😂
"I see you are not wearing your equipment, punishable by death!"
It should have been
"I see you are not in your house quarantining, that's punishable by death!!"
15:35
Cows: i can hear cow disrespect from a mile away
Pp
*Mike literally steps near lady*
Also mike:Please step away
Lol
Bijuu Mike: hits a pig
The pig: that's it I'm calling the police!
The pig must be piggy from piggy alpha game!!!
Hey guess what BG Mike is kind of weird I guess last time when I was watching his video it does something bad to his girl and guess what BG Mike is gay because he get a lot of girls to play with and now guess what he put girls on his phone I got his accounts girl shirt not be with him
The beating like like you
That's happen to me. That why police killing me. Because I hit all animals. They are just gonna call police. Nonsense. But it's so funny
hi your so funny
When you said “That’s punishable by death” I felt that
Old people with corona felt that
18th subscriber to Asian_Midget97 can you please sub to me?
@pearliua no
@@kjryv damn 💀
My sister said the same thing that the clothes was for the Coronavirus 😂
L O L HAHA
🤣
I agreehahahahahah
I said among us
Samee
99% of comments talking about the animals
Me: he said damn
Same DEMONITIZED
Time?
nah he said dang.
(at least i heard it as dang...)
I heard Da-
OHMYGOD HE DID :OOO
Those who subbed to the developer's channel knows that as soon as they released an update Bijuu is going to make a video
GOOD IDEA JDJDJDJDFJFHFHFHDJDJDSK
hows the dev called
Checkmate i knew it
@@starspeakz Garusoft Development Inc.
@@ZeroCaffeine thanks
* sees Sakura School Sim. *
Oh good lord
* sees quarantine update *
*O H L O R D*
SAME DUDE
bakugou as a dandelion-
*ＯＨ ＬＯＲＤ*
Nice pfp
O H L O R D Y L O R D Y
Alternative title: “Crazy green haired man attempts to kill millions for not being quarantined”
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Lol
Copied
@@k1shisweird are you talking about the one that says “Alternative title:
"Green Haired Man kills thousands for not being
quarantined in Sakura School Simulator"”??? Because I didn’t copy that one 🤷🏽♀️
@@Craigmeowmeow yes
*Alternative tittle:*
"Stay home or else this man will *_SHOOT YOU DOWN_* "
Ib: another comment
MaddieBear _ yes stay on home huh
He ant gonna SHOot me I live in greece
Lol
Fun fact:
Go to the repair shop dude, click talk and click part time job. When you don't have wifi, you can get 200 for free and click on it as much as you like. Because of that method I'm rich now😂
Well,i just give Love potion to the Sakura corporation guy and press talk and press Give me some money,he's rich lmao
I did that
Same lol
@@atienluv2015 same lol
lmao i do that
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Literally nobody:
Mike: *kills everybody*
People can be silent.
Judy Imohi yeah the police sucks
Well. That's why there's nobody, duh.
“I wanted to eat sushi before I die”
More like
“I wanted to eat sushi before I sleep” 😂
@Raif Murshed yes
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🎊💩✨👁️👁️👏👁️🎂👄🤣😭💅👁️🎁👁️👄👁️👄✨💩💩💩💩💩💐🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☺️😛😊😴😛😬🤫😷😛🤥💀😠🤡🥱😺😱😈👽😓👽👽😹😸😽😸🙀😾😿🙀😾😼💜🤍💫💖💓💝🤍💘💣💌🕳️🙆🙎♀️🙆👩🦲🙅♀️👩🦱👨🦰👱♂️👨🦰
That wasn't funny
@• emo princess moonlight bg • to show the sarcasam of it not being funny
hahahhahha
?
4:24
Me: All Of Your Videos?
Also Me: Including The Old Ones?
Me Again: Sure Why Not!..
"TOILET PAPER! WHERES THE TOILET PAPER?!" - Everyone in 2020
its quote of 2020 😂
Light Purple sky
Yes
Mike: trees don't grow inside houses
Me: 3 words sakura, school, simulator
Hello again
It’s been awhile how’s it been :D
Me: Y'ALL HAVE CORONA VIRUS
Bijuu mike: **Blows up all of them because they dont have pollen protective cloth**
Also bijuu mike: **Hits a pig**
Police: Imma ruin this mans whole career.
LMAO
dumb
Try holding hands with the cat, you'll regret it
edit; thx for the likes! bijuu mike made a vid about it, u guys should check it out! btw thx bijuu mike for the like! its probably gone now bcs of my edit xD
And dog! I did it with my dog and I broke him 😂😅
Oh no
pai Onebike ye ik xDDD its waay too funny especially when theyre in the car with u xDD
It’s scary asf
⸔Lil Sucka⸕ tru
I scrubbed my hands
Can I be scrub of the day now?
So if I SCRUBBED my hands no virus?
michael ragland yes and the waifus will forgive you
kyu khaing 😳
Keaira Dickerson-Board you dare mention LaurenZSide plus I apologize for WashiGreenRobot! Wasn’t expecting that
@Keaira Dickerson-Board Lmao, I don't think the word bothers anyone, kids aren't even allowed to be on youtube.
0:01 I believe I could fly, I believe I could touch the sky
Owo
What’s owo?
@@amelielammert7950 owo is a stupid face furries and smol beans use
@@amelielammert7950I think it means shocked or surprised but in a cute way owo
*"Wheres the toilet paper?"* Imma say that everytime I go to a store!
:yyyyyyyyyyyyy
🤫🤫🤫🤫🤎💜💚🚱🛃🚱📵🛃🛄🚱🏧🏧🛅🥰😙😙🏝🏨🏨🏚🎎🎟🎟🎟
🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫
I want a wedding redo with your seapai
1: pick a wedding dress
2: get your seapai in a tux
3: plan your wedding somewhere that has space
4:build your wedding with the nicest things you can find
5: gets guests for your wedding and get food
6 : get married and live happily ever after
50 likes or more he well do a redo
Nobody:
Not even my math teacher:
Not even the cats I see in my backyard everyday:
Captions: *Were gonna play soccer a school simulator*
😂😂😂
Judy Hanbali eeeeeeeeee
l
l
LOL
Bijuu Mike: "How about this: I'm gonna make a Sakura school simulator quarintine episode while we're a few days into quarintine."
Me: "Quality content." 👌
We havent been quarantined yet
@@atuaangie5160 Lmao yes we have
Not where I live. I just went out to get some burritos.
how dare you scare my child away
(get it) (my name is charlotte) (and the pig was wilbur)
i'll stop now
....yeah that's better for everyone
That was so funny Charlotte
Alternate title:
Bijuu Mike causes chaos to people who don't follow the rules of Corona Virus by shooting a rocket launcher
Fun fact:
If something happens in BitLife; for example, someone dies, if you don’t press any of the buttons, and close the game, when you enter the game again they’ll still be alive.
Yeah but when you age up they die again
Same with the divorce : when the wife/husband takes money from you. I hope you understand what I mean... Lol.
@Addi May It's Time to Play!
I’ve gotten an extra 5 years out of a few
@Ana-Maria Apostol
Yup. And also if a pet runs away. Pretty much anything. Pets, proposal, break up, diverse, another’s death, illness, assault, or really anything
Bijuu: "hey the game runs pretty smoothly"
*12 seconds later*
I'm sorry U were saying?
10:11
My backyard legit has pine trees surrounding it, and they were legit put there for privacy. MY YARD LEGIT HAS PRIVACY TREES
My favorite parts😂🤣
10:51
11:22
11:51
13:14
13:58
15:37
Bijuu dance segment:
12:23
Ok but why do i keep on repeating 11:51😂
finally, more sakura school simulator. i missed this
“You can now make animals your lovers”
C-C-Cow chan~
And go to jail...
p-p-pig chan~
P-please be m-my waifu~
エモルemolga omg yes
No offense but the comments are weird now õ~õ
Blue Panda :v bruh their perfectly normal wdym
6:34 " you like? aye green boi you like?😏" "just keep 6 feet away from me please-"
PLEASE DO THE OTHER ENDINGS IN THE COUNTRNVICE STORE PLEASEEE I LOVED THAT 😁😁😁😁😁😁♥
"Hey guys, we're on Mars now! Episode 4000 of Yandere Simulator!"
...
Osana's still not out.
YeAh ShE iS. tHe ABC cHaLLeNgE. UwU
Vio Van Helsing hah
Last time I was this early Michael Jackson was moon walking
Annie isn't okay. 😂
I love you bijuu Mike and I love your channel so much 💖💖💖💚💚💚
This is the funniest episode yet I swear I was dying the whole time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 keep up the great work “mIcHeAl mAgEe” 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
B
2019: yandere simulator bugs
2020: sakura school simulator bugs
Migee: “I see your not wearing your protective equipment! That is punishable by death!”
Me: “Are you turning into one of those people who panic shop and buy all the toilet paper?”
4:27
Me: “It has been confirmed.”
OMG that costume reminds me if among us!
*scrubpai was an imposter*
We can't escape among us, it is *everywhere*
Dude everytime I see biju mike sakura school simulator I just wanna play it too😭👌🏻
Principle from Baldi: No not wearing you Quaritine gear in the halls.
Learn to spell idiot.
Jennifer Valentine English is not alway everyone first language 🤦♀️
@@SerendipityBliss1Maybe English its not her First Language,and what's wrong if someone has a bad English? Idiot.
@@atienluv2015 yea
nobody:
Not a soul:
Not even a scrub:
Me:(sees Green suites) ItS cOrOnA tImE
Suits*
UwU
Bijuu Mike.. Tch tch tch.... I KNOW YOU HAVE YOUR QUARANTINE OUTFIT BUT DID YOU HAVE....
Your quarantine pass? If you don't have your under arrest 😂
I was playing Sakura this morning and i was trying to do a wedding so I went to the Park for there honeymoon and I grabbed the girls hand and HE FRIGGIN GLITCHED AND STARTED SPINNING XDDDD
Thanks mike for making my sick day a little bit better.
6:55 BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP
6:50
The titans are real.😨
Mike: HEARS loud noises
Also Mike : OMG, are those my thighs ?
*"Beeiijouw Meegike murders many people for not wearing proper hazmat suits."*
Sorry for that
*I see your not wearing your protective equipment. Punishable by death*
- Bijuu Mike 2020
Mike: The game is running quite smoothly
That girls leg: Oh really?
Mike: is this a horror game? Sure looks like one. Me, a fellow lesbian: oFfEnSe
Bijuu: Social distancing
Also Bijuu: *Gets closer*
Yes, still Bijuu: *Kills them for not being quarantined*
Clothes: *Pollen protective*
Bijuu Mike: NO. That's ILLEGAL.
Bijuu Mike: Hits Pig! Police: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!
5:34 THAT LAUGH THO! WE LOVE YOU BIJUU!🤣💖💖💖
HDHDH “HEARTDRIOD JUNKOOK STAN” That was so funny, I kept putting it on repeat.
Believe it or not, that was me. I changed my channel.
• Sunnymations • that’s funny! Lol
YESHH JUNGKOOOKKKKK
Ooooo an army I am an army
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MIKE MY FAVORITE HIGHLIGHTER YOU'RE TURNING INTO A QUARINTINE KAREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Edit:Thanks 4 5K likes!)
Bijuu Mike:"I see your not were
Protective equipment, that's punishable by death +insert bijuu
Laughing+ learn your lesson"
Me:+wears protective equipment+
Remember kids don,t forget your protective equipment.
He should do a challenge! UwU
I suggest he could:
• design a house 😌🏡
• ruin people's lives 😈 (Not like he already has in sakura school simulator.😏)
• Get married to an animal (Your choice. 🐄🐖🐈🐔🐓)
• do funny bloopers! 😂🤪
He will? I thought that's how the comment gets to the top.. sorry..😅
I may not be first, I may not be last, but when I see the notification, BISH IM COMIN FAST
1:41 ok that is pretty SUS
Mike: punishing anyone that doesn't have a mask on me: so you're basically killing the world
Me: drinking water because I need to stay hydrated
Bijuu: *tells a really funny joke*
Me: spits all the water on my tablet
Is it water proof?
Cause if its not your dead
I've done that once and it was not fun at all water all over my shirt and my phone
“PETA killed my game” -Mike 2020
Wow bijuu said da d word I’ve been watching him for about two years ain’t never heard him curse
Bijuu Mike:*hits pig*
Pig: That's it, I'm calling the police
“Jingkook”
I mean, you at least mentioned 2 members :v
Chocola Tae i kept putting it on repeat tbh it was so funny!
2?
I realized sjsjsjsj
your right he said jin and tried to say jungkook 😂
Chocola Tae what you mean
If you don't wear your protective equipment, Mike will blow you up right there on the sidewalk 😂
You need to try holding hands with the animals it's really scary 😂
Bijuu Mike: PUNISH WITH DEATH
Me: Bijuu Mike A Quarantine Villan :D
Random weird thing that some people know: When you hold hands with the cat, it stands when you stop holding the cat stands-
@@SearthKoz Yes and I’m bad at grammar so please don’t mind it
last episode was just baby gangster 👀
Please play more Sakura school simulator but play as the cat
Bijuu: *punches a pig*
The farm: ima end this mans whole carrier
Mike, you’ve been about my only comfort during this... my dad has gotten the virus, as well as my sister, and I’m really scared for them. My town has shut down completely, and I’m really scared... your videos are about the only thing that are making me smile these days. Thank you for still making videos.
Next episode of Sakura school simulator is gonna be “destroying my house”
Mike: aww, are we going to name him Wilbur?
Me: are we going to ignore the fact that the pigs and cows can closes the doors? :D
Pigs being cannibals :
💪👁️👄👁️🤳
Peppa pig being cannibal :
💪👁️👄👁️💪
Mike: No!! I cant pick up the money
Me: Oh no, the add revenue!!
Me: downloads mincraft for free off the internet
My mom: why is the FBI at the door
*looks left*
*looks right*
tlauncher....
No one:
True Stories Animated videos: I’m mute but I can talk.
Bijuu mike: I never swear on my Christian server
This one video: bijuu mike: Damn
What quarantine has done to me (and my fellow theatre friend):
watching Starkid a lot
S-So much copyright for no reason
Finish. Working. Boys.
Start an actual Wiggly cult.
Able to get to these videos in time
Online school ;-;
This game is exactly like my school..
*WhAt ThE--*
I remember i play sakura school and i complete your srub chan i enjoy your challengs injoy it hope you two
She's just casually flying by, in game, when Bijuu Mike's recording, she barges into his house irl and be like 'SOCIAL DISTANCING!', seeing him fall away from the blue screen 😅
2:58 mike being so happy made me go ‘awww’ 🥺🥺
Took a whole farm
I’m not sure if this has been done however have you tried UFO Mission 2? I got to the third section and was doing pretty well before I was bombarded by..well, bombs. I was curious to see if you could do any better.
Regards from a Sakura school simulator player
Bijuu Mike i love your sakura school simulator vidios can you make more pleas
UA-cam: 31 comments
Me: can i see?
UA-cam: noPe
Normal people during the quarantine: going on walks, doing productive stuff
Me during the quarantine:
Binge watching Bijuu Mike 😗✌️
This made me go like: YEZSH
Mike: I just got killed by a whole FARM
Me: XD
Alternative title:
"I terrorize people in Sakura school simulator again | Quarantine edition!"