I finally found out why the yakuza is called Momo-gumi. You know how they say "I love peaches"? Well, after a lot of research (15 seconds), I found out that "Momo" actually means "Peaches".
Kid: *MOMMY I AM HOME!* Mom: What’d you do in school today! Kid: *I became part of the Kindergarten Japanese mafia!* Mom: Wait you did what?- Kid: *I ALSO PLAYED ACROSS FROM A LOVE HOTEL!* Mom: *Honey we’re transferring you to private school..*
At some point of the day they actually go training outside and you can get them to follow you on the turning thing, which also can go faster. And yes, they're 100% invincible, you can get them to fight the Yakuzas.
Today was a really strange day, I was just walking minding my own business. Then I see a car crash and the person who got in the crash is just floating and IDK WHY! Maybe they froze from a crash
Mother: Hi honey how was your day? Girl: Great! My school is next to this cool place my teacher said is called a love hotel! Mother: Oh that's nice honey.
It means you cant interact with them and it's a little less fun, but if you turn uneeded things off like cars or passerbyers (I usually do girls and boys and teachers) then it stops it from freezing (also the kids do turn into smaller kids when they go in the circle)
You can get 10.000 yen and love potion in girl bed room. and you can get money in repair shop, click talk, then part time job, you can do it many time that never through. Sorry for my bad english, and sorry if you already know this :v
Bijuu Mike yelling at himself: get away! Get away from me! Also Bijuu Mike: we’ll fly away as always The real bijuu mike admits to being to ugly to stick around
Cant wait to play the update! Without Bijuu Mike I wouldnt know anything. You sir are my Google, and Play Store. Literally a lot of games I have are games that youve played. I hope Clarence is okay and healthy. My aunt wont let me watch you when Im at her house, but I do anyway hehe Sincerely: David´s cousin
Love Bijju - I litreally stay up until 12 uk time to see his video - I know he’s probs not going to see this but Bijju you actually make so many people happy ur videos are an escape for me and so many people. Please never give up. Also please do a BitLife video - the challenge could be something to do with dating old men as a female and then hiring a hitman and getting money Rules could be they have to be over 40 Their worth must be over 30,000 You can not get arrested more than 2 times And you must earn over 2,000,000 through doing this You can’t be married for over 3 years You can’t have a prenuptial agreement( doesn’t impact the inheritance) it just makes it a little harder - reason you can’t get arrested twice is because it is Almost impossible to do it and get arrested at least once cause some hitmen be catfishing and are under cover cops
At 0:51 its sooo funny i like your vids i watch them all day and cant stop, And when the "class" started dancing or idk i was like ---> Me: * laughs hard* omg THERE LITTLE LITTLE MEN😂😂😂
Wow I already know that its Funny its an apdate I like it there was a secret in there u should try it to find there was gun at Kazuku just turn off it and you'll see and I LIKE THE VIDEOS EKKKKKKKKKKK😍😍😍😍😊😊😊
Did you know that if you exit the wedding chapel, you follow one of the tunnels full of water, if you go deep enough you find a a skeleton 0.0 believe me, I tried it
"I love peaches" - Random demonic kid doing a ritual and Bijuu saw
Same
Pffffffffft ikr!
Ikr ITS SO TRUE
I see your face are you the in the squid game
@@zephyraalexiaandres1907 That's Nezuko
Bijuu Mike: "I broke my neck, but didn't break the game"
-2020
You. It’s supposed to be “I broke my neck,but didn’t break the game”
-Bijuu Mike 2020
69th like whoo
Wise words, indeed
Wtf
.
The reason the kindergarten is so dangerous is because it's a yakuza training school.
NO WAY
@@doyouwantawhostolethedrugsep poppy si that you
True
Is it true?
It's a dance school..
I finally found out why the yakuza is called Momo-gumi. You know how they say "I love peaches"? Well, after a lot of research (15 seconds), I found out that "Momo" actually means "Peaches".
Wow u smart
So they are called Peaches/Peach-gumi
Ok so now we will call the monster peaches
It’s not yakuza. It’s momo yakuza is sunflower whilst momo is peach it is said in a theory that they are enemies, I believe this is true though.
@@Lexifxiryqween what?
“I want to eat sushi before I die”
WELL GO GET HER SUSHI
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨😭😭😭😭🤨🤨😭🤨😭😭😭🤨😭🤨😭🤨😭🤨😭😭😭😭😭🤨😭😭🤨😭🤨😭
@@dxisypapersquishysss 🤨
Bijuu Mike: "Is that a small man?"
Me: "It's those kids who all drank the mystery trash juice."
U should totally sub to me
GalaxyStudioz you need setup of the day
Scrub*
@@striker4348 Nah.👁👄👁👌 I'm good
Can anyone gess what video that is from?
Ding ding ding ding ding ding dong ding............
You must have had a strange childhood,then. Because, I remember everyone in my kindergarten class moving around like crab demons. It's a normal thing.
Ikr?
I did the dwarf walk...😂😂in kindergarten
In kindergarten I wrote 8 pages a day
kindergarten is the hardest grade.
change my mind.
edit: is kindergarten even a grade?
Kid: *MOMMY I AM HOME!*
Mom: What’d you do in school today!
Kid: *I became part of the Kindergarten Japanese mafia!*
Mom: Wait you did what?-
Kid: *I ALSO PLAYED ACROSS FROM A LOVE HOTEL!*
Mom: *Honey we’re transferring you to private school..*
just go to the one near the takoyaki shop.
HI
HAHA 😆
XD
Wow omg that is cool
When you go from trying to be a normal kindergarten teacher..
To have an adult mafia dress up as a kid and come at you with a rocket launcher
At some point of the day they actually go training outside and you can get them to follow you on the turning thing, which also can go faster.
And yes, they're 100% invincible, you can get them to fight the Yakuzas.
🤣🤣
Or the tax chief
Bijuu as a kid: I’m so excited to go learn
Every other kid: I nEvEr wAnT tO gO tO sChOoL!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Sees bijuu Post
*Clicks on Video*
*Extreme Dancing and I LOVE PEACHES*
ME: Uh
Also Me: *continues to watch*
Peaches are yum
Yum lol
Wat did u expect ?
I love how some people cant spell bijuu
Alexis woops I didn’t even notice lol
6:57 looks like they're doing a crab dance and honestly i just imagine them dancing to the crab rave
I was trying to be friends with this kids and I didn’t realize they fell in love O.o
He is a sussy baka
: )
3:57 HAD ME WHEEZING
edited: this whole video had me wheezing
Teacher: Okay, we're going to Japan, everyone!
Non-weebs: Ooh, can't wait to see the beautiful cherry blossoms!
Weebs: こんにちわ、スベタ!
@Oreo Cookie lmao XD
@Oreo Cookie OH, DANG. XD
Lol
I can’t wait to meet the creator of Hatsunai Miku!
@@sourplant_ *_Senbonzakura, yoru ni magire! Kimi wa koe mo, todokanai yo! Koko wa utage, hagane no ori..._*
Today was a really strange day, I was just walking minding my own business. Then I see a car crash and the person who got in the crash is just floating and IDK WHY! Maybe they froze from a crash
They had the windows error screen
hey bijuu im back
Omg onii chan
Onii Chan Person OMG HIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
OMG I LOVE YOUR VIDEO'S
Yo
OMGGGGGGG I LUV YOUUUU
Bijuu Mike:he has a scar on him
Kid: **Deep Voice** I'm batman
CAR
*Yakuza member kid thing shoots**
Mike: ‘OH NOOOO!!!’
Just as it was about to hit..
Advert: ‘fReSh PeAs! AlL fRoM bIrDs EyE!’
Yea and same
Mother: Hi honey how was your day?
Girl: Great! My school is next to this cool place my teacher said is called a love hotel!
Mother: Oh that's nice honey.
wait that's Wrong
Something's wrong i can fell it
s e e s a w
@@watermelon-zy1xp kekekekkekekekeke DR V3 chapter 3. Reference is great friend.
@@watermelon-zy1xp great reference
My friend: “I had a dream I was dating my crush”
My dreams: *6:58*
TigerRichZ XD LMAOOO
XxLarkey 101xX thx ;w;
🦵🌑🌑🌑🦵
🦵🌑🌑🌑🦵
🦵👀👄👀🦵
I have crazy Dreams too
👁👄👁👌
"I want to eat sushi before I die"
Me: me too...;-;
Same-
same.
Same😒😒😒
Same
I want a potato before i die
4:58
Me who watched haikyuu : **dancing along** MEAT! MEAT IS GOD! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
UA-cam Nationwide 🚥 that your 134,
. . ok i like it but your scrips are getting to far 👩🏻🦳
_
At 1:02 Bijuu Mikes clone comes to Yandere.. Mike gets scared and runs away from his own love 🤣😂
It means you cant interact with them and it's a little less fun, but if you turn uneeded things off like cars or passerbyers (I usually do girls and boys and teachers) then it stops it from freezing (also the kids do turn into smaller kids when they go in the circle)
Intro: I was possessed by a crab ghost for most of my life and then I was pregnant in kindergarten
Cat From The Future r U my teacher from school last year cuz she left cuz she was preggers
WTF 😂
When you ask for yandere simulator and mom said
"We having yandere simulator at home"
This game is the closest that I can get to yandere simulator
Ok
@Jessica Cleverley Sakura SchoolSimulator and School Girls Simulator is literally my favorites
*LOL*
@Jessica Cleverley I love school girls and sakura school sim
@@Eliselovesu_ same lol
At 2:02 Bijuu mike: who invited you I didn't invite you he just followed me here!!
Me: your right * laughs*
Bijuu before: this is going to be great I just know it
Bijuu after: omg what the heck !
Title: IS THAT MAN SMALL?
Me: who’s man is this
WHO'S MANZ IS THIS
Gacha Unicorn Girl he...is... YOU!
@@BullyMaguire6 :O
@@BullyMaguire6 PLOTWIST
OMGGGGG!
*Me having Sakura school Sim*.
Oh I've been waiting for this
Same. XD
Biju: Does that sound creepy?Ya it does sound creepy
Me:😂*ded*
*When the FBI wants to know your location*
You can get 10.000 yen and love potion in girl bed room. and you can get money in repair shop, click talk, then part time job, you can do it many time that never through. Sorry for my bad english, and sorry if you already know this :v
You’re an awesome UA-camr I love your videos❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I’m truly terrified of those kids doing a cult ritual summon. 6:59
Yes same
those are crabs
“I LOVE PEACHES”
Me : dear Jesus
My childhood was not very eventful. I wish that I could do that spiritual dance thing with my teacher and then pull out a gun on someone
That’s what the quiet child is like 😂
Lol 😂
LMAO
All of your Soccer of School Simulator vids are so funny!
Soccer of School? BLAME UA-cam CAPTIONS
8:30 🗿. Hey bijuu mike keep up the good video's!
Mike: thais arrrr a nigtmaerrrr
Kid: I LOOOOOEVE PEEEEECHEAS
2:10 It was at this moment he knew-He Floofed up.
6:58
Ah yes my favourite childhood activity
Yes yes
Kid:*spider dancing*
Bijuu:Oh!,That's so scary!
The way when it says "member of momo gumi" is because they are training to go to the office when they get older
When they say I love peaches I feel uncomfortable.....😂
Bijuu: I can't use this car anymore!
Me: ..
Also Me: *its a bike-*
Evil kid (man): I love peaches
Me: uh yea no *calls police*
*every time I am sad bijuu Mike makes me happy*
2:00
"I can't use this car anymore" he says looking at a motorbike. Wonder where the car went.
6:16 why does this remind me of every gacha character when they are going somewhere
And it’s mostly a police car-
as someone from the gacha community this is so accurate
me: **sees a tiny man in Kindergarten**
*Something's Wrong I Can Feel it*
Excuse Me I'm From Indonesia I Just Visited And I Really Like Sakura School Simulator♥️😄
4:01 god youtube caption
the kindergardeners all just had the trash juice and now they're boomers.
Oml I was waiting for more of these videos. Can't wait to see bijuu pulling a rocket launcher on yandere girl again!
7:11 that time when your school becomes a creepypasta
The title of this, it says 7:11 like the store?
Lol the are demand
@@Salem_Sales ye
Finally, Something to watch while I play Sakura School.
Bijuu:A nightmare again..
Bijuu(Making adult voice):I LOVE PEACHES
Bijuu Mike yelling at himself: get away! Get away from me!
Also Bijuu Mike: we’ll fly away as always
The real bijuu mike admits to being to ugly to stick around
Princess Zelda are you hating on this video or just getting more likes on your comment? Cause am not hating am not trying to be mean tho
I clicked and the first thing I saw was my drama class like
*KEEMSTAR HOLDS GUN SILENTLY IN THE SHADOWS*
Because in SAKURA SchoolSimulator, this tiny man, and there is scars on all of the kindergartners
Tiny men: starts shooting out magic
Bijuu : runs away , dies
Cant wait to play the update! Without Bijuu Mike I wouldnt know anything. You sir are my Google, and Play Store. Literally a lot of games I have are games that youve played. I hope Clarence is okay and healthy. My aunt wont let me watch you when Im at her house, but I do anyway hehe
Sincerely: David´s cousin
Was that a Mr. Krabs sound effect at the beginning?
Yeah lol
Yes...The game is possessed
Me:**sees thumbnail**
Also me:what if the “kid” is 11 and already going through puberty
My mind:as if,that is so dumb
I was 11 when my period started
__ __
👁️👄👁️
Imagine just going to the park and you find 2 kids tryna shoot eachother with rocket launchers...
I love your video of yourself so much and I’m doing great things about this one day in my life
1:07 lol u can turn off the partner following you automatically in the settings 💖
IM EARLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YAYYYYYYYYYY
It’s 6am in the morning.....
;-;
Love Bijju - I litreally stay up until 12 uk time to see his video - I know he’s probs not going to see this but Bijju you actually make so many people happy ur videos are an escape for me and so many people. Please never give up. Also please do a BitLife video - the challenge could be something to do with dating old men as a female and then hiring a hitman and getting money
Rules could be
they have to be over 40
Their worth must be over 30,000
You can not get arrested more than 2 times
And you must earn over 2,000,000 through doing this
You can’t be married for over 3 years
You can’t have a prenuptial agreement( doesn’t impact the inheritance) it just makes it a little harder
- reason you can’t get arrested twice is because it is Almost impossible to do it and get arrested at least once cause some hitmen be catfishing and are under cover cops
U r first plus it is 7:00 pm for me
Mary Corona I guess it depends where in the world you are it is worth it tho tbh
Rachel Flannelly I guess it depend what time zone you are I pretty much live on the other side of the world
I have a crush on him 💞🐻
SAME BRO
At 0:51 its sooo funny i like your vids i watch them all day and cant stop, And when the "class" started dancing or idk i was like ---> Me: * laughs hard* omg THERE LITTLE LITTLE MEN😂😂😂
I dont know how to spell ok dont judge me 😐😐
Mike: i just trying to have some fun here
His character: i wanted to eat sushi before i died
7:00
“Hee-hee hee hee-hee”
*Micheal Jackson noises*
LOL
6:58 wow mr. crabs from SpongeBob thx for 2 likes
4:15 *It’s Michael Jackson*
Lol
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Wow I already know that its Funny its an apdate I like it there was a secret in there u should try it to find there was gun at Kazuku just turn off it and you'll see and I LIKE THE VIDEOS EKKKKKKKKKKK😍😍😍😍😊😊😊
6:15
"I'll go home to my adult job" goes live on Twitch.
I'm happy he makes another Sakura school simulator video- Hahah I'm in such a good mood for laughing.
Yay! I knew Bijuu will play the new update! Thank you, Michael!
FAKE FOXY
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO!
2:43 Kindergarten adult breaks her leg while playing in a dangerous dodge slide
7:00 make me laugh the kid is like 'ima climb like super Spiderman like hero' lol
800 I appreciate, your helpful thanks ago because think I appreciated 🍑 this information in think
Wow first time I'm early
No one:
Not a single soul:
Bijuu: *Screaming at himself: “No get away from me!*
8:30 did I hear what I think I heard?
💀
Bijuu mike: "I learned to do word"
2020-
Bijuu Mike :this dosent seem safe for a kindergarten at all
Me: No duh
Me:*sees bijuu mike playing*
Me:*plays while watching video *
Same
" I wanted to eat sushi before I died" 😂😂
1:10 looks like team rockets blasting off againnnnn
Bijuu: Her hair is like a humming bird
Me in 2022: HELICOPTER HELICOPTER
Did you know that if you exit the wedding chapel, you follow one of the tunnels full of water, if you go deep enough you find a a skeleton 0.0 believe me, I tried it
Oh nice
YeSsSsSS THANK YOU MY PRAYERS HaVE BEEN ANWSeREd (sorry for incorrect spelling.)
Its fine, you were close! (Answered*)
TvT i came here as soon as i saw the notification
UwU OwO May My Magical Spell Yeet You Out Of Here-
9 views and 23 likes, makes sense. Also 7:16 I was DYING of laughter 😂
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I love your channel hehe
Bijuu i'm a fan!! Stay safe! And Keep it up!
7:21 volleyball be like: