“Roses are red” “Violets are blue” “That cow is freaking out” “Also bijuu Mike too” Edit: stay safe from the corona virus Another edit: pls don’t sue me for grammar problems and thx for the likes I never got that many in my life! Edit: OML SO MANY LIKES- Edit October: wait 592 likes 0-0
The creator of Sakarua simulator creator be like “Let’s add a cat!” “But wait what can we do with the animals other than them just being there?” That one person in the room: “LETS HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM!” Everyone in the room claps Me:WHY ThO
Bijuu, there's a glitch that happened to me. This is what I did to make the glitch (ur probably not going to see this but it's good for other people to see too) Step 1. make one of the students follow u to ur house (or anywhere, I made them follow me to my house) Step 2. make them wait Step 3. skip to the next day at 7:00 (school starts at that time) Step 4. go to the school and walk in u'll see a headless person which is the same person u had waiting at ur house (or where ever u made them wait) if u call the person over to u they'll be normal Idk if u'll make another Sakura school video. But if u do, try this out. It worked for me but idk if it'll work for u.
Hi Bijuu Mike!! I discovered you from this game! I thought it was so odd how unique you were with Scrub-Chan. I looked up Sakura School Simulator and I figured out who you were! Not only have I already finished this series, I've been watching some of your scary games gameplay and I love love love your yandere simulator gameplay as well! You have me hollerin back and forth! You are awesome! No one will read a long comment but you honestly are good content creator!!
Yo I just recently enjoyed watching your series on this game and idk if you knew about this yet, but before you infiltrate the moon-gumi tower, make sure you load up on a lot of shotgun rounds and hone your jet pack dodging skills. If you beat the final boss inside, you would get awarded an unlimited guided rocket launcher! I beat this challenge so can you! If you die however the map inside will reset and all the enemies will respawn so be extra careful. Good luck if you attempt it if you have not already!
omgg i was the one that recommended u hold hands with the cat and now its the thumbnail! I feel so awesome rn xDD fricking love ur videos ! I flipped out and showed my sisters that u said my name in the vid xDD
I’ve done the headless clitch without eyes and you don’t have to be invisible 1:do things normal in any outfit but ride around in the red bike and just crash if you want and maybe run people over. 2. Go Change your outfit to shrine thing. Then you would be headless and if you change your outfit again you would turn into an other person who’s headless wearing that outfit that you chose
Day 25 of Bijuu not burning Clarence: I just realized that even though it might be the 25th for me, it might be a different day for someone else. I apologize for this inconvenience. Also, are you sure these weren't caused by Clarence?
Mike: *Holds hands with animals* Also mike, bending the animals in disturbing ways, breaking the laws of physics: *”Reality can be whatever I want it to.”*
Hey Bijuu want to know how to become Sonic in Sakura School Simulator 1. Put the Alice in Wonderland dress 2. Go to the Daycare or Kindergarten and become Giant 3. Go on the green thing that makes you a child and get off it then go back on it again 4. You're already sonic now but to fix your camera teleport anywhere 5. Enjoy ;)
Bijuu: "What's up guys! Bijuu Mike here!"
UA-cam subtitles: "What's up guys! Beat your mic here!"
Lol ikr
Thats a uctually true i tried it
ネコ-T r o n LOL
Ally Martin Omg lmao
°you
Bijuu: Holds hands with cow
Cows bones: *ight imma head out*
Edit: y’all in the replies I just decided to subscribe to Lucia Hurtados channel
🤣🤣
@@luceeh5100 What the hell?
Lucila Hurtado why do u say that?
@@sunraysgacha3816 Idk why she said that*Kazami Yuuka joined the chat*
Yuuka Kazami ?
I just realised im in the video, thanks for featuring me, Bijuu Mike! Do more Sakura School Girls next time!
Hai Onii Chan!!! I'm a big fan!!!
Omg I love your videos hi!!!!!!😊☺️
I'm one of yourmost serious ffans 😭💛🌟💛
HI ONII CHAN I'M A BIG FAN
I am a big fan :D
12:35
*Building gets blown up*
Event Notifications: Time for ballet!
lol
NAHH💀💀
"Sees thumbnail"
Me: mom pick me up I'm scared.
Oof
Same here
@Janus Deceit Sanders my eyes wanted to commit stabbing after reading the last one
@xXSunflower FandersSidesXx yes mom pick me up is what you said
𝔹𝕣𝕦𝕙𝕙-𝕝𝕠𝕝
11:08
Mike: I'm kinda cute though!
Also mike: *that's terrifying*
❤️❤️❤️
bijuu mike you are very op in the game.
UA-cam captions at 0:16 :
“What’s up guys beat you mic here welcome back to another episode of soccer!” 😅😂🤣😆😝
BAHAHHHAHAHAH
Whats wrong with osana's hair? 🤣🤣
it happens on caption
Of school simulator
0:13
4:08
No one :
Not even bijuu:
Sakura: HEEY GET DOWN WITH THE STANKY LEG GET DOWN WITH BO!!
and at 4:15 and 5:33
4:16 to I think-
“Roses are red”
“Violets are blue”
“That cow is freaking out”
“Also bijuu Mike too”
Edit: stay safe from the corona virus
Another edit: pls don’t sue me for grammar problems and thx for the likes I never got that many in my life!
Edit: OML SO MANY LIKES-
Edit October: wait 592 likes 0-0
*Top best poems of the year 2020*
@@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer lol
Gacha Ashley ok?
This is a clever poem.
Gacha Ashley bIOLETS ARENT BLUE 👁👄👁
13:04
"When your a demon but you still wanna party hard at school"
- Nobody Ever, It Never Happened.
Lol
Love you😘
0:07 that music actually made it look terrifying -
7:37 When my mom see I’m not doing homework
*I'm in love with a cat*
Episode: *"Ah, it's a real free estate"*
𝓘𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓱𝓶𝓶..☹︎
Ummmm
hMmMmMm
that cow: *going insane on the dance floor*
me: 𝙩 𝙪 𝙩
LDOWJFWF
me: *t u t*
*_t u t_*
TuT
𝓣 𝓾 𝓣
The cat part I laughed so hard when you said " the cat trying to step up" 😂
Me to and i pee my pants
Me also I peed my pants a lot
2:19 Happy National Hug Your Cat Day! 😊
8:16 Kokichi ouma in a nutshell
#1 MOST UNDERRATED COMMENT EVER
10:10
Imagine if this scenario happened to Bijuu right after he finished recording this video
Hi I saw your pinned comment on the Christmas update thing
Whenever I'm sad. . .
I can always count on Sakura School Simulator to make me laugh.
Same
the cow part reminds me of that one anime dating horse game he played a long time ago.
Cow: I am a fidget spinner
This needs more likes UwU
hi
hiiiii
NataliaH hi
😎😎😎👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Me: *sees a spinning cow*
Me: YuP tHaT's NorMal.
MHM TOTALLY NORMAL YEP NOT WEIRD ITS NORMAL
I love your profile👌😂
@@mrz.h4rrngt0n74 Thanks,i suppose?
@@virgo7945 oh umm- I didnt mean yours😅
@@mrz.h4rrngt0n74 Oh okay
3:53 *T U T*
1:33 the cat glitch keeps giving me nightmares when I see it
I see that quarantine hair I'm there too. 😂
It happened to me
Lol
“OH WHAT HAVE DONE”
- Bijuu Mike 2020
Me everyday
I
It's funny cuz of these last few months
Seeing how silly this game is makes me wanna try this game 😂😂😂
Game name: sakura school simulator
3:40
*It's Shane Dawson all over again.*
Nobody:
My sleep paralysis demon: 0:07
Lol
My teacher when someone is chewing gum in class,
Sakura: the student chewing gum
Lol
When she said “I wanted to eat sushi before I die” I felt that
Same
Me too-
I like your name
Me: do that
Also me: punches the cow
The cow:
*Call the police*
Me: *sees a spinning cow*
Cow: I'm a fidget spinner
M
Are you ok? Lol.
When there is 2 views and 2 likes
Wow, UA-cam isn't drunk!
@*Elizabeth* *Afton* Well you didn't get here when he did.
@*Elizabeth* *Afton* Okay? Never said you were.
*Elizabeth* *Afton* Hi Lizzie you like my Pfp. You’re my favorite Afton
*Elizabeth* *Afton* *the last time, a view only counts if you watched the full video.*
The creator of Sakarua simulator creator be like
“Let’s add a cat!”
“But wait what can we do with the animals other than them just being there?”
That one person in the room:
“LETS HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM!”
Everyone in the room claps
Me:WHY ThO
YES THO
777
"Im in love with my cat"
Me: O. O *xd dated my cat a while back*
8:37 where I am rn-
Him: "I don't condone falling in love with animals"
Me who dates a bunny doll out of loneliness: *E X C U S E M E*
Um you look cute i love you
@@marciajackson3925 wot-
Should I be happy for y'all or should I be concerned
@@marciajackson3925 0.0 wot-
@@marciajackson3925 waht!?
* 27 seconds ago *
Me: *i am speed.*
Also me: * sees amount of likes *
Me: oh-
Aliyah Nicole that is me😂
oh-
@@miaw9661 yea same
#relatable
Sonic : ;-;
Bijuu Mijuu u should watch "Disney Characters in quarantine"😂
person: do you have a girlfriend?
Ingame bijju: yes but they live in another nation
person: what nation?
Ingame bijju: my ImAgInAtIoN **hugs air**
Comments 3
Me: oh can I see them
UA-cam:no
IKR THAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME I HAD TO REFRESH
Yesh it sos annoying
You can sort by see newest
I had to turn off my tablet so I could see the comments
Yassss
Edit:
Comments: 7
Me: can I see them ?
UA-cam: NO.
me: :/
@Iva Bandić hi
Bijuu, there's a glitch that happened to me. This is what I did to make the glitch (ur probably not going to see this but it's good for other people to see too)
Step 1. make one of the students follow u to ur house (or anywhere, I made them follow me to my house)
Step 2. make them wait
Step 3. skip to the next day at 7:00 (school starts at that time)
Step 4. go to the school and walk in
u'll see a headless person which is the same person u had waiting at ur house (or where ever u made them wait)
if u call the person over to u they'll be normal
Idk if u'll make another Sakura school video. But if u do, try this out. It worked for me but idk if it'll work for u.
Hi Bijuu Mike!! I discovered you from this game! I thought it was so odd how unique you were with Scrub-Chan. I looked up Sakura School Simulator and I figured out who you were! Not only have I already finished this series, I've been watching some of your scary games gameplay and I love love love your yandere simulator gameplay as well! You have me hollerin back and forth! You are awesome! No one will read a long comment but you honestly are good content creator!!
honestly i can’t see the comments rn but i already know there’s one that says
yOuTuBe: 86 cOmMeNtS
mE: cAn I sEe ThE cOmMeNtS
yOuTuBe: NoOoOo
Lol true
Lmao probably yes.
11:42 when u get judged for being ur self
10:20 mike discussing natsuki
7:57 When The Teacher Blows The Whistle:
4:36 Lmao the cat's just running
SOCIAL DISTANCE
DON'T TOUCH ME
*washes hands for 6 hours*
9:01 do you like his videos?
11:14 among us
6:45 Cow conditioner only 2.99 for two!
UA-cam: 5 comments
Me: can I see
Also UA-cam: lemme think 🤔...
Also UA-cam: NO
**accidentally clicks video**
Me: **watches for less than the first second**
Me again: *aight I’m staying*
6:38
Among us Sakura: I love your hair
Cow: I don't have hair
when it says 13 seconds ago
Your profile pic speaks your whole expression 😂
6:58
I'm holding hands with the demon cow
*bijuu dies* bijuu: YAY!
I’ve never seen someone so happy about dieing in a video game XD
Glitch! Wear the Alice in Wonderland costume, go small, then hold someone’s hand. You might regret it, but it’s really funny.
Nobody:
My little sisters: 4:08
😭😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
I died laughing watching this masterpiece. 😂
Same here. Lol😂😂😂
this is old, but same
Yxwzlpwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
me watching the video and laughing jajajajajajajajajaja
13:09 I seriously died on that and and it’s midnight and I wheezed
Yo I just recently enjoyed watching your series on this game and idk if you knew about this yet, but before you infiltrate the moon-gumi tower, make sure you load up on a lot of shotgun rounds and hone your jet pack dodging skills.
If you beat the final boss inside, you would get awarded an unlimited guided rocket launcher!
I beat this challenge so can you!
If you die however the map inside will reset and all the enemies will respawn so be extra careful. Good luck if you attempt it if you have not already!
The intro was the most confusing moment of my life
Omg army
This is amazing I’m definitely gonna try these out 😂
11:22
Among us??
11:09
Bijuu mike: its kind cute though
*seconds later*
Bijuu mike: ITS TERRIFYING
2:44 me running from my friend who wants to hug me and they have bad breathe
I just looked at the start and I’m already amused
It's so funny when this cat chasing him LOL🤣 2:48
7:21 BRUH THE COW
1:28 made me spit out my ICEE.
Damn, I laughed so hard- Now I'm scared of my cats. 😔😂
5 comments:
Me: yt plz can I see them?
Yt: oh hell naw
ikr!
(sort by see newest comments)
NoightOfFang really????? I never knew that I'll try it next time I'm early on a video
No one:
Crab rave: 13:18
6:50 tHe BaRnYaRd mOvIe 2
13:54 i swear thats stardew valley music has it always been that
lol same at the start I commented about the start
@@Andrea-rf3qg but has it always been that-
Bijuu:i will never forgive you
Girl:your in good shape
Also Bijuu:oh thank you
😂😂😂
4:08 is funny lol😂i laughed so hard
2:47
Me running away from my problems like
omgg i was the one that recommended u hold hands with the cat and now its the thumbnail! I feel so awesome rn xDD fricking love ur videos ! I flipped out and showed my sisters that u said my name in the vid xDD
I'm home with water and you're with the milk EPICCC
im strong cat xDDD
Can i have the milk 😼
I just started watching bijuu mike and i already love it!!!
Running Cat
Me : Why Are you Running!!!!!
6:02
3 seconds in and I've never laughed so hard.
🐄
story time animated: I’m in love with my cat
3:40
The girl: "I want to eat sushi before I die"
Meh: XD
4:27 you will start to see a Karen YOU HAVE SPOTTED A WILD KAREN ps:I have saw her to
Looks like yuri's eyes when you had to choose who to work with xD
"Im in love with my cat"
-BijuuMcGee 2020
I see you everywhere- **\\.Concerned.//**
5:39 I was like awww and then I see the cat and I was laughing XD
omg lol the no head thing always happens to me when i change the outfit
My phone got flushed down the toilet to
I’ve done the headless clitch without eyes and you don’t have to be invisible 1:do things normal in any outfit but ride around in the red bike and just crash if you want and maybe run people over. 2. Go Change your outfit to shrine thing. Then you would be headless and if you change your outfit again you would turn into an other person who’s headless wearing that outfit that you chose
13:07
Its demon-chan
Hey bijuu mike,try wearing the shrine maiden,it has its own weapon,it might target people or things.(tip: u cant get hurt by it)
the cat walking is a combination of horror games, horror movies, and the devil.
Day 25 of Bijuu not burning Clarence:
I just realized that even though it might be the 25th for me, it might be a different day for someone else. I apologize for this inconvenience.
Also, are you sure these weren't caused by Clarence?
I like how the cat looks horrified as soon as it stands up.
Mike: *Holds hands with animals*
Also mike, bending the animals in disturbing ways, breaking the laws of physics: *”Reality can be whatever I want it to.”*
Hey Bijuu want to know how to become Sonic in Sakura School Simulator
1. Put the Alice in Wonderland dress
2. Go to the Daycare or Kindergarten and become Giant
3. Go on the green thing that makes you a child and get off it then go back on it again
4. You're already sonic now but to fix your camera teleport anywhere
5. Enjoy ;)
When you realize you’re early
That’s nice