Bijuu mike: *makes his hair green* Developer of sakura school simulator: *changes Mike's hair green again* Bijuumike: thanks that will be enough, no more I'm not dying my hair again.. Developer of sakura school simulator: *sighs* glad that ove- Bijuumike: *dyes hair rainbow colors*
Here’s a Sakura Life Hack: when you want to become lovers but you don’t want to buy the potion: just go to the person, click “Talk” and say something nice. Then when your able to hug them, keep spamming the chat button while you are still hugging and keep spamming the chat button because it’s right beside “hug.” When you spam hug for about 30 seconds you just check “Status” and you should be lovers, if not keep hug spamming
10:05 Guy: I want to eat Broccoli cream sauce pasta! Me: *remembers what the achievement for finding Bijuu Mike is called* Oh....... Shi- *~we'll be right back~*
Is your mike I found this really funny glitch so you remember like Ocuto Tower like a robbery full of agents that I’m talking about get your jet pack grab a rocket launcher make sure they all get mad at you and shoot them do you get a badge and then thank yourself in the game and then
Haha lol same I just saw you can only be small and big in that outfit I was like WHAT HOW DID YOU DO THAT then I was like it has to be a mode theeennnn I was like OMG I KNOW IT NOW it was crazy
In older updates, there was a glitch (I think) for the Alice in Wonderland costume, you could become smaller and smaller. At a certain point you could turn small enough to phase through walls, and when you become even smaller you could phase through the floor.
I know another way to make HUGE or tiny characters! 1.set a item that you can sit on(chair,sofa,ect) 2.sit on the item 3.go to scale (use x5 for faster) and press + for larger, or - for smaller 4.when desired size, get up from item, and *there!*
I didn't know you became a Japanese learning channel! :D In all seriousness though I'm also learning Japanese (mostly how to write it though my overall goal is to be fluent in all aspects of it,) and it's really helpful getting mini lessons from your videos, especially with Kanji. So keep it up マイクせんせい!
9:38 oh, bijuu mike...you know you can send a body to the shrine and bring it back to life if you have enough money! here are a few steps: Kill someone Take body to shrine WITH MONEY (5,000 yen to be exact) Talk to floating cat God Press option that says, *heal body for 5,000 yen* Person comes back to life, but teleports somewhere ( just some advice :>)
I unlocked all the outlets for the male and female. I’m really glad I found out about this game, I really enjoy it and I be making challenges for myself in the game. Like, how many people I can kill or being the best student etc. thanks mike ✍🏻
Bijuu Mike I just wanted to say this:YOUR A REAL PRESET CHARACTER IN GACHA LIFE!!!!!!! I found this while scrolling through preset characters he's on page 4 top right corner can't miss him plz make a video on this
I was watching this happily and when his game crashed after he made the police small I saw that a recommended game was Magia Record so honestly thank you for this video cuz that means I have a chance at being able to play my favorite mobile game again. (NA servers are shutting down and I was really sad) so yeah thanks Bijuu Mike your video made me very happy. Also I do suggest you watch Madoka Magica, 14/10 anime.
Bijuu plz read while I was playing i had u in the arms while normal size i shrunk you shrunk so I grew full size held u and shrunk and you became a invisible ant
Please play more school girl simulator!! I found a glitch by myself!! 1.Get a bag. 2. Pick up the M4 Rifle. 3. Pick up the laptop from the teacher's room. 4. Find/Teleport to a wide place. 5. Press A then press R. 6. Keep doing what i just said. 7. Now you have a big laptop!!! 8.And i love your videos!!
Hey scrub! If you carry someone while your smoll (in the Alice in wonderland costume) they will be tiny! But if you let them go... you’ll find out👌 Ps ur the best UA-camr ⛄️
Why am I watching his video at 4:00 AM... XD
Anyhow, I'll change his screen in the next update.
Yay
thanks for making such a wonderful game
@@dorsa8179
You're welcome :)
I love this game XD
your game is a piece of art, I love it! 💚
Bijuu mike: *makes his hair green*
Developer of sakura school simulator: *changes Mike's hair green again*
Bijuumike: thanks that will be enough, no more I'm not dying my hair again..
Developer of sakura school simulator: *sighs* glad that ove-
Bijuumike: *dyes hair rainbow colors*
waylon tgg \ waylon thegoodgamer lolllll
Lol.
waylon tgg \ waylon thegoodgamer XD
Lol
He has dark chocolate hair now
wowee bijuu back at it again with the machine gun! 💚👌🏼👌🏼😂
its_your_ Local_Queen he wasn’t even asking for likes dude -_-
its_your_ Local_Queen your a fucking dumb ass 😂 😂 😂 your just jealous that he got pined
I went on the game and attacked you then sat on you seat
Me:DIE MIKE
Mike:EEEEEK IM GETTING COPS ON YOU
Me:ok I’m now mike
EpicLT 49 ??? That’s so random
its_your_ Local_Queen your dumb have u went to school
Here’s a Sakura Life Hack: when you want to become lovers but you don’t want to buy the potion: just go to the person, click “Talk” and say something nice. Then when your able to hug them, keep spamming the chat button while you are still hugging and keep spamming the chat button because it’s right beside “hug.” When you spam hug for about 30 seconds you just check “Status” and you should be lovers, if not keep hug spamming
Thx
10:05
Guy: I want to eat Broccoli cream sauce pasta!
Me: *remembers what the achievement for finding Bijuu Mike is called*
Oh.......
Shi- *~we'll be right back~*
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@@dwedimcintosh6633 you okay?
oh ohhh OHHHH
@@dwedimcintosh6633 u okay my dude?
@@Ev.vann__ What did they say?
‘attack on salad’, that sounds like it’ll be an amazing anime. 😂💚
It just a giant salad bowl flinging poisonous salad everywhere
Attack on Titan ULTIMATE edition.
It’s basically just people shooting a bowl of salad with guns and then a war starts over it
But I W to be able
I don’t think I’m a bad kid and a girl I have a good night to be happy with my mom was a great night with a friend of
Brocolli hair? Congratulations you and deku share the same nickname
XDDDDDDDD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yaaaaassss PLUS ULTRA
I’ve been looking for a comment saying that 👌🏻uwu
Lololol I dyed my hair like shigraka
Bijuu: time to reveal my new hair color.
Me: aw crap here we go again.
Smolyori Oh wow, you have a scrub sticker!!!!!!
Yeah I do!!! :)
How'd you get the cute scrub sticker??? UwU
@Pastel Paradise Hehe
@@alexgarrett2742 You have to be a member to get a scrub sticker!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Oh wait... It’s just Sakura on a jet pack...!
Are you blink
I see you are you 4 years old
@@connine no that photo was taken when i was 5 year old but I am now 15
@@connine wdym👹🔥
@@Aoora245 Well i am lol did you get memories ot how you like that?
"Find the broccoli haired guy!"
Me: ITS DEKU!
It's Bijuu Mike
Deku is a broccoli 🥦 bean, Gacha Mike is a gamer broccoli🥦 🎮
@@melinthegameryt5503 Ah yes i'm aware that it's Michael I was just saying that for fun 😅
I THOUGHT THAT TOO
Haha-😀💢🔪
@@idontknow6042 Oh no--
I love your vids and Sakura school simulator I cickled so hard my nail get chibbed :Edit OMG thxs for the 173 likes!!!! :3
WHAT?! YOU GOT A SCRUB HEART?!
I cickled to
Chibbed xd
Don’t you know you need to cickled
Cickled?
Hi Mike!I will try the smally mode
I already did it also
*calls yandere Chan
Smally??! 🤣
@@elizabethcastaneda5957 that's kind of rude =
😐
10:04
Background character: I want to eat _Broccoli_ cream sauce pasta.
Me: (Chuckles) He's in danger!
Then go eat it.
Me: *discovers you can be small or giant with the outfit and starts to stomp on people*
Also me: *gets the award: most hated person*
I yeet cars. Lol
Is your mike I found this really funny glitch so you remember like Ocuto Tower like a robbery full of agents that I’m talking about get your jet pack grab a rocket launcher make sure they all get mad at you and shoot them do you get a badge and then thank yourself in the game and then
Haha lol same I just saw you can only be small and big in that outfit I was like WHAT HOW DID YOU DO THAT then I was like it has to be a mode theeennnn I was like OMG I KNOW IT NOW it was crazy
@noob gamerwhy
Ｓａｍｅ 😃
This was posted on my birthday
It's been a year why have I realized that now xD
Haha congrats
Happy 😃 birthday 🎁to you happy 😊 birthday 🎂 to you
ARE YOU A TIME TRAVELER
Hi, cursed gacha!
@@Mooseie033 you F off, Rude brat.
That’s bijuu I’ve been waiting for a Sakura school simulator
Also can I get scrub of the day one day
KaNiya White yes you should get scrub of the day!
smsoftballbeast aww thank you
smsoftballbeast I posted a Gacha ur video today
No
@@whydoineedthis. Why?
Ok let's start the bid for this wonderful Alice in wonderland yandere Chan changing waifu figurine
1200 bucks
9000k
My nema alice
My life savings and my inheritance
DwediM
In older updates, there was a glitch (I think) for the Alice in Wonderland costume, you could become smaller and smaller. At a certain point you could turn small enough to phase through walls, and when you become even smaller you could phase through the floor.
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
How
It's been 4 years since I've last played this game and posted this comment, tbh I forgot q~q
@@ChrissyMissy2015 Carry someone then turn small and repeat
Disueu
1:05 *scrub falls down*
Bijuu: *doesn't care*
0:43 the best part ever!!! 🤣
Whenever I read “Sakura” I always think of Sakura from Naruto...just me?
Lulu- Edits Nope.
Nope it’s me tooo 😂
Lulu- Edits I only watched two anime movies so yeah
Not just you,me too
Same😂
deku : has Broccoli hair
mike : has brocoli hair
fans of both of then : *THE PROPHECIES HAVE AWEAKEN*
I thought of Deku when it said "Broccoli hair"
UwU nuzzles n wuzzles Huggie wuggies UwU I was just watching that today lol!
F
D
D
The developers should make your hair shift like a rainbow so they won't have to change it everytime you dye your hair a different color
*B I G B R A I N*
*His hair will be gay*
Mike: Talking about blue screen
Scrub-Chan: FALLS TO DEATH
Its too funny when its called find the brocoli hair color guy!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Still
MAKE ME THE SCRUB OF THE DAY
Bijuu mike: *Changes hair colour (again)*
Developers everywhere: Hello darkness
my old friend...
You mean hello darkness smiled friend
@@worldsgoofiestgoober Oi you are the crappy one here, I am saying what I saw
"I'm sorry when ever I see Japanese I have to read it I'm learning it"
If that ain't me with Korean
아드리아나 😂😂😂
oof hello :)
lol same😂
Adriana...? Is that the Korean thing you wrote?
@@heatherelise7228 that's my name in Korean
Ok😊
Yay! Mah fave series from yeet channel is here!!!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaz! You go grass! >:3 Btw mah fave colour is gurinu :3
Hahaha nice joke for the first time I’m saying that without being sarcastic😆
I know another way to make HUGE or tiny characters!
1.set a item that you can sit on(chair,sofa,ect)
2.sit on the item
3.go to scale (use x5 for faster) and press + for larger, or - for smaller
4.when desired size, get up from item, and *there!*
Bijuu: “I’ve never seen Alice in wonderland”
Small Sakura: *gets into Barbie dream house car, puts on Barbie glasses and drives away*
I didn't know you became a Japanese learning channel! :D In all seriousness though I'm also learning Japanese (mostly how to write it though my overall goal is to be fluent in all aspects of it,) and it's really helpful getting mini lessons from your videos, especially with Kanji. So keep it up マイクせんせい!
"We're gonna create an army of Smurfs."
- Broccoli Guy, 2019
Broccoli omg lol 😂
I'm early! I love your Sakura videos so much your so funny! Ur like my fav UA-camr and I watch u everyday keep up the good work!😻😺
Suck up
@@Mooseie033 ? You suck up.
When game you killed your player she said “I wanted to eat sushi before I die”
Here’s the anime love you I don’t want you look like a frog and a toad look like a dog I’ll probably look like a talking to from Universal Health
好多好多部分恢复那份结构和如何读大家大喊大叫不对好好的活如何减肥减肥好好SUV发hi洗净hi几乎收到一条桂花前往儿童好的好像就在VC就不是多久滴几滴hi不下你了也没什么大不了的了解自己是在这些都会在于此事件套件我!?
记得教训教训觉得你健康参加你的警方能否觉得你姐夫坚持你的不分彼此???
LOL
His eyes very funny at 2:12 idk😂😂
Im not joking LoL
Broccoli colored hair:
Me: Deku is that you?😂
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
I was reading this legit right as I was buying my sister my hero academia lol
I didn't notice that how didn't I know that I'm a my hero Academia fan
Tyufyiyfuyffyjfiuyf
@Ultimate Nagito Hater AKA Chihiro Fujisaki XD
Is this seriously why Sakura School Girl Simulator updated on my phone...?! 🙃🙂😄
Bijuu: I need a blue screen-
Scrub-chan: *gracefully falls off bijuu's shoulder*
9:38 oh, bijuu mike...you know you can send a body to the shrine and bring it back to life if you have enough money! here are a few steps:
Kill someone
Take body to shrine WITH MONEY (5,000 yen to be exact)
Talk to floating cat God
Press option that says,
*heal body for 5,000 yen*
Person comes back to life, but teleports somewhere ( just some advice :>)
Why bish? >:(
@i am a toast =.= ok ok, i edited, HAPPY??
edit: u just said tf
@i am a toast tf
@i am a toast boom fixed it now leave me alone :>
@i am a toast he's my favorite youtuber too but i didn't mean to cause problems by calling him a "bish"
6:54 I almost choked on my cookie--
I'm laughing so hard...I can't breathe..
“GET OUT OF MY WAY NED FLANDERS!”
Me-*runs up to the tv and turns on the Simpons* Tee Hee
Alice,are you on the game?
No! I aM a ChArAcTeR oF tHe StOrY!
Bijuu mike: “NO! NO! BABE!”
Me: wait. *aren’t you married? And isn’t that him in the game?!?*...
:0 there is two broccoli head people Deku and Bijuu mike :0 UwU
Bijou mike: points at green screen Skrub Chan: falls*. Bijou mike:does not care*. Skrub Chan: hello darkness my old friend :c
I unlocked all the outlets for the male and female. I’m really glad I found out about this game, I really enjoy it and I be making challenges for myself in the game. Like, how many people I can kill or being the best student etc. thanks mike ✍🏻
*When you don't know what to comment and you're early:*
I'm early
I still remember when it was *Lauren VS Mike*
To me it will always be Lauren vs mike there’s never an end
Don’t we all
@@andreaventura6685 Yeah
Bijuu Mike I just wanted to say this:YOUR A REAL PRESET CHARACTER IN GACHA LIFE!!!!!!!
I found this while scrolling through preset characters he's on page 4 top right corner can't miss him plz make a video on this
I WILL FIND HIM
@@idkkkk_000 IM NOT JOKING RN HES A REAL PRESET CHARACTER IN GACHA LIFE!(✿^‿^)
I was watching this happily and when his game crashed after he made the police small I saw that a recommended game was Magia Record so honestly thank you for this video cuz that means I have a chance at being able to play my favorite mobile game again. (NA servers are shutting down and I was really sad) so yeah thanks Bijuu Mike your video made me very happy. Also I do suggest you watch Madoka Magica, 14/10 anime.
Welcome to another episode of Useless Sakura Simulator. Today we will be looking for Sasuke again!
And then we will come in counter with Hinata who has just fainted for the 50th time after seeing Naruto ain’t that amazing
I have never laughed so much in my life😂😂😂 I was literally in tears😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha
Lol
我会用
Bijuu plz read while I was playing i had u in the arms while normal size i shrunk you shrunk so I grew full size held u and shrunk and you became a invisible ant
I dont get it, cant u add a [insert dot]
I LOVE YOU AND IT
8:18
Mike: I'm kissing his shin!
Captions: I'm kissing his shit
0:17 yes I have 😂😂
Someone prob already did this but...
Bijuu: *changes hair color*
Sakura School Devs: *Ah..here we go again*
"I think I sent him to Mars"
That made me feel really weird with my real name being Marz...
Sakura From Planet Marz Cool name
XD
Please play more school girl simulator!! I found a glitch by myself!!
1.Get a bag.
2. Pick up the M4 Rifle.
3. Pick up the laptop from the teacher's room.
4. Find/Teleport to a wide place.
5. Press A then press R.
6. Keep doing what i just said.
7. Now you have a big laptop!!!
8.And i love your videos!!
PUT THE CURSE COVER BACK ON MIKE 2:46
Im early ! >:3
3:02 AAAAAAAAAAA IT'S ME!!!
developer: finally he wont tell me again
Bijuu Mike: time for a new hair color
developer: I hate my life
We love Bijuu Mike
I always love bijuu Mike's scrub chan i have like 10 of them their face are just so freaking cute like fr💚 (im your biggest fan bijuu!!❤)
*This is what I watch when I'm awake at 3 am eating my frosties.*
I feel ya
10:05 “I want to eat Broccoli cream sauce pasta” WTH IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣😂
😂🤣😆😆😂🤣😆
On 9:56 who else saw gacha life
1:35 😂😂😂😂😂😂 1:36 *I wanted to eat sushi before I die*
TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!! 🤣
I wanted to eat sushi before I die - school girl’s last words
**cops come**
Character: AA-A-A
**game freezes**
That was one of the funniest things ever
W H A T D I D Y O U S A Y 3:54
I just love watching beat you mic
Yes Bijuu Mike Gun!!!!
EARLY HIGHLIGHTER KUNNN
This still make me laugh 😂 I'm such a child
I got an ad where the company is bee choo ...
Bee choo? Bijuu? Anyone? No? ogay ...
Ur so cringe
I love it
Bijuu mike: *loving scrub Chan*
Me:*is eating celery*
Okay so 76 views okay..................
193 likes?
Tf youtube is on crack again!!!!!!!!!!
4:28 - 4:30
I actually believed that.
🌳 This is Bijuu mike wearing his t sh..
🤪
💩
🥾
😂😂😂
😆😆🤣🤣
You makes happy sir bijju
Be the princess of the game
I tried being first comment oof
Make sure to be on the look out for updates!
When bujju Mike killed you you said "I wanted to eat sushi before I died"
Sakura school sim creator: T-shix
Bijju mike: so you have chosen death..
YES, MAKE IT MERCH! ❤
I love that game
I love WATCHING THIS video is so much fun
Bijuu mike: I gave him so much bread!
Lauren: ....
0:28 Before Hair brown
0:36 After Hair green
Buggy mike:team rocket flus agin! Me:time to continue pickichu
Bijuu Mike Ahhhhhh!
When i see SAKURA i always think of SCHOOL GIRL SIMULATOR the POLICE named SAKURA👩🏻✈️and the SAKURA TREE💐🌸🌺
Bijuu mike:Its to reavel my new hair color
Me:I hope its blue or rainbow :3
Bijuu mike:nah just kidding
Me:.................BOYYYYYYY DANG IT
Sorry about that lol
Hey scrub!
If you carry someone while your smoll (in the Alice in wonderland costume) they will be tiny! But if you let them go... you’ll find out👌
Ps ur the best UA-camr ⛄️
Hello Biju Mike