Garusoft Development Inc. my dad let me get this and I’m only 8 I’ll go delete it now....JK U FOOL (ur not a fool, I’m just mean lol, I mean it ) (Much love to u and ur game)
Fun Fact: When UA-cam says something like: No Views, 1 like/ comment, it just means nobody has finished watching the video yet. A view isn't there until you finish the video! Its still possible to like and comment before finishing it!
I don’t have a pet store in the desc I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags
Hi 🙋♂️ this is a new one ☝️ and the black one ☝️ the blue shield 🛡 the black sheep 🐑 is in a black green orange 🍊 blue orange 🍊 orange 🍊 blue brown orange 🍊 orange 🍊 blue brown orange 🍊 orange 🍊 blue brown orange 🍊 orange 🍊 blue brown orange 🍊 orange 🍊 blue brown orange
Sakura School Simulator will always be hilarious. 4:04 *There will be "nun" of those jokes Bijuu.* Just kidding. 7:36 So that's how Korekiyo from Danganronpa V3 ate.
Past Mike: *uploads a bitlife video* David's mom: "This app is an objectionable one! It has realistic portrayals of violence!" Literally everyone: *about to portray a realistic act of violence* Karen.
Ay ee ay ay Ay ee ay ay Ay ee ay ay Where's my Samurai I've been searching for a man All across Japan Just to find To find my Samurai Someone who is strong But still a little shy Yes I need I need my Samurai Ay ee ay ee ay I'm Your little butterfly Green, black, and blue Make the colors in the sky Ay ee ay ee ay I'm your little butterfly Green, black, and blue Make the colors in the sky I've been searching in the woods And high upon the hills Just to find To find my Samurai Someone who won't regret To keep me in this net Yes I need I need my Samurai Ay ee ay ee ay I'm your little butterfly Green, black, and blue Make the colors in the sky Ay ee ay ee ay I'm your little butterfly Green, black, and blue Make the colors in the sky Ay ee ay ee ay Ay ee ay ee ay Ay ee ay ee ay Where's my Samurai Ay ee ay ee ay Ay ee ay ee ay Ay ee ay ee ay Where's my Samurai Ay ee ay ee ay I'm your little butterfly Green, black, and blue Make the colors in the sky Ay ee ay ee ay I'm your little butterfly Green, black, and blue Make the colors in the sky Ay ee ay ee ay I'm your little butterfly Green, black, and blue Make the colors in the sky Ay ee ay ee ay I'm your little butterfly Green, black, and blue Make the colors in the sky Ay ee ay ee ay Ay ee ay ee ay Ay ee ay ee ay Where's my Samurai Ay ee ay ee ay Ay ee ay ee ay Ay ee ay ee ay Where's my Samurai Ay ee ay ee ay I'm your little butterfly Green, black, and blue Make the colors in the sky
I have a great idea! Try to make the whole town your lovers, and lastly make every single bad guy in there chase you around the town while you try to defeat them. Hope you try this! Edit: Oh and I have something you can try. Teleport to the Momo gumi defeat the boss in the dark pink suit and there will be this green circle on the ground next to a boor and you can go inside that building or tower they are on. Plz do this!
Hey Mike, there's a way to go through walls in Sakura School Simulator. All you have to do is just add a futon(from CharaEdit) in right position. Try it with that always-closed-door on the 1st floor at school. You might be surprised by what you would see there >.>
Bijuu!!! I have a great glitch. Once you turn big with the Alice dress, run to the kindergarten. Once you’re there, run on the green circle that turns you into a kid until you are really small. I hope you try it! You’re welcome!
Bug! If you wear the Alice costume, go small, then hold hands with someone, well.. see for yourself, it’s so funny! (DON’T GO SMALL WHILE HOLDING HANDS OR IT WON’T WORK, YOU HAVE TO GO SMALL *THEN* HOLD HANDS)
little creepy fact 1. Get someone 2. talk to them and use the option "talk". and then use a very nice compelient. 3. Talk to them again and use option "come with me" 4. And make your guy that is following you, a pose that doesnt move them. 5. If you find a pose that doesnt make them move. Tell them to come with you again. 6. You say they dont move. 7. Look away. 8. Are they closer? yes or no if they are not closer to you. look away for a long time. you see they act like slender. if not. Make sure the screen is looking away with your character. does the guy(s) acting like slender now?
Bijju, I have a Sakura school challenge: 1. Turn off the yakuza and go into their office 2. Get the weapons 3. Kill everyone you can find (not including police) And try not to die or get caught by the police :) good luck
Hey Bijuu Mike,do this glitch its pretty fun Follow the steps: 1 wear the alice costume 2 be small or big 3 become child size 4 become big then small Ok thats it now ur fast and small u can also kick other cars xD
Hi Bijuu Mike. I started working out to lose weight and get back in shape! I did 40 minutes of cardio yesterday! Actually, you were the one who inspired me to be healthier!
Me: *finishes rewatching all Sakura school's bijuu mike episodes* Bijuu Mike: *Uploads another episode* Me: _. . ._ " Ah crap, here we go _again_ " (I actually really love this game, and I love watching Mike playing it aswell, Sakura school's Dev it's just as funny and nice as him-...)
What!? you don't let your little Jimmy download this?
The thought is correct XD
I had to download this game by APK since it can't be downloaded on my device ;-;
Garusoft Development Inc. my dad let me get this and I’m only 8
I’ll go delete it now....JK U FOOL
(ur not a fool, I’m just mean lol, I mean it )
(Much love to u and ur game)
@@maisienotte the game is a bit violente cuz of swearing and vioncle
I love sakara school simulator I hope there are more updates
wow
the beginning has already scared me-
“WHY ARE YOU REJECTING THIS APP”
XD
This is why I like Android more than Apple 🍎
Ari Morales I like the the quality but I like how iPhones look
@@fantasy7772 same
People only like apple more because of the camera and emojis
Fun Fact: When UA-cam says something like: No Views, 1 like/ comment, it just means nobody has finished watching the video yet. A view isn't there until you finish the video! Its still possible to like and comment before finishing it!
Omg they are so annoying 😑
YouTubE iS dRUnK agAiN
Very true.
True
Right? I like the video before I watch it and I know I'm not the only one.
"UA-cam is drunk again"
That is incorrect
Fun fact: youtube is a ap and a app cant get drunk
Bijuu: "I'll just make the food really big so they can share it."
Corona: "Haha, you fool."
Hshshahahahahah
Qgj
GalaxyStudioz ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏾✊🏽✊🏿
me tooooooooooo
Oh hi Rantaro
Day 64 of Bijuu not burning Clarence:
Still waiting for Clarence to be implemented in Sakura School Simulator.
Yes
*dont do that*
*dont make clarence your lover*
Imagine Clarence in the game in mike’s house
yeee sakura school sim must add clacrence
Bijuu Mike always use the yandere chan hair why
No one:
Literally no one:
Not even a single soul:
Bijuu mike: WhErE ArE yOuR eYe'S
My soul talks so...
@@paramjitkaur6990 you're trying to look depressed right?
Not to be rude or anything, but this joke is getting kinda old.
@@LhexterMorales nOt To Be RuDe Or AnYtHiNg BuT nO oNe AsKeD.
@@LhexterMorales Agreed, these "jokes" are awful
When he said "hi sisters" I thought: oh gosh, James Charles is taking over😂
Same lol xD
Wut
lol me too 🤣
Funny joke! Enjoy your 69 likes :)
lol ikr 😆😆
Guys even if your dancing w/ animals, A nun who dates a samurai, floating with cats, or force feeding kids,
You still have to wear a mask
I think you forgot snapping kids backs
I don’t have a pet store in the desc I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags for you I don’t have any money bags
Hi 🙋♂️ this is a new one ☝️ and the black one ☝️ the blue shield 🛡 the black sheep 🐑 is in a black green orange 🍊 blue orange 🍊 orange 🍊 blue brown orange 🍊 orange 🍊 blue brown orange 🍊 orange 🍊 blue brown orange 🍊 orange 🍊 blue brown orange 🍊 orange 🍊 blue brown orange
Garusoft Development Inc. - *THIS GAME ISNT REALISTIC*
Also Garusoft Development Inc. - adds masks and quarantine in the game
Subiont and on the eyes 😌
おっ
oh yeah
can you put a mask on your eyes and still be able to see?
didn’t think so
@@mttex2628 but you could do that irl if you wanted too
@@xxdrippinghaloxx1712 i could make your life a living hell if i wanted toooooo!!
Bijuu: *posts*
Me: Yes! New favorite video of the day!
Better then Wisdom dog? ;0
@@ignoremelol2576 *y e s*
XD
Wholesome
Oh hi Nagito
Mike when he saw the pink tire marks: Oh, the tire marks are pink! It's for funny mode!
Me: *No, you actually just ran over a Danganronpa character*
*No,that's wrong intensifies*
OH GOD NO
IF they ever add being able to drive firetrucks in this game.... *Celeste flashbacks*
2:57 "I live in royalty"
Me: Then, Bougie Mike? Bijuu? Bougie? No?
和谐共处你好套路过程度娘家长里短我是我国内
*when you're so early there's no funny comments*
*Y E S*
édit : why do i have more likes on an uninteresting reply than a good comment
You're
@@aKiraD_ same
Aren't you going to clean Hanako's bathroom?
*When you're late enough to make a comment like this*
Sakura School Simulator will always be hilarious.
4:04 *There will be "nun" of those jokes Bijuu.* Just kidding.
7:36 So that's how Korekiyo from Danganronpa V3 ate.
Past Mike: *uploads a bitlife video*
David's mom: "This app is an objectionable one! It has realistic portrayals of violence!"
Literally everyone: *about to portray a realistic act of violence* Karen.
I feel like David's mom is a Karen 😂😤, Karen's are the worst
Beegee McGee: If you’re an apple, you dead.
My phone: ** *dies* **
XDDDDD
Rip my IPad
oh no! poor iPhone! I guess that's why they update android first XD
KIDS THATS WHAT U CALL PERFECT TIMEING
@@slay-velin6244 Me and my 5 year old (boy) cousin: YEEEEEEEEEEE >:D
My Parents: Ehhh wha-?
Omg this sucks I was watching anime but realized mike is more important
yes
yes
y e s
Yes
Yes
Mike speaking Japanese
Me: dam you tented
Japanese pp: yeah no
Japanese *pp* ?
pP??
Wow Japanese pp’s are very judgmental
@@user-xx9qz3gs3l people p=peo p=ple
@- Aesthetic Lavender - people p=peo p=ple
Bijuu mike: "makes video"
Me: I AM SPEED
me: i am snail :(
@@bubblydonut7280 than I'm even slower snail. :(
@@jasmenstoos4089 i am sloth
And now, Garusoft's most famous quote of 2020:
"Where are your eyes!?"
“Where are your eyes!?”
gruesome
OverkillEntry yep
noooooooo
Ye
@@carlopaco2810 Ikr
Hello there
God I get so excited when a video comes out. I had my phone and was playing School Girl Simulator and I saw the notification and threw my phone
Omg same now I can only go on my tablet bc I broke my phone for doing it😂😱😭
Hi
@@peppafrozen2134 @Peppa Frozen
Hi
Hi
very amazing
Hiyokizimas Onii Chan! :3
I just checked the Danganronpa video before seeing this video. I can't believe we hit 30K in 23 hours!
Same
There's gonna be two episodes within a 3 day span
@@vampirecat8256 I hope so! That'd be awesome!
I like sakura school simulator better. i would rather he post sakura school simulator videos
おおおおおっ
I don't like that game🔪 please just play Sakura School simulator🌸
they don't know it but he's saving the world right now. this man deserves a medal...
"It has realistic portrayal of violence"
UA-cam Demonatization: *Violence, you say?*
Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Where's my Samurai
I've been searching for a man
All across Japan
Just to find
To find my Samurai
Someone who is strong
But still a little shy
Yes I need
I need my Samurai
Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm Your little butterfly
Green, black, and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black, and blue
Make the colors in the sky
I've been searching in the woods
And high upon the hills
Just to find
To find my Samurai
Someone who won't regret
To keep me in this net
Yes I need
I need my Samurai
Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black, and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black, and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Ay ee ay ee ay
Ay ee ay ee ay
Ay ee ay ee ay
Where's my Samurai
Ay ee ay ee ay
Ay ee ay ee ay
Ay ee ay ee ay
Where's my Samurai
Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black, and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black, and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black, and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black, and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Ay ee ay ee ay
Ay ee ay ee ay
Ay ee ay ee ay
Where's my Samurai
Ay ee ay ee ay
Ay ee ay ee ay
Ay ee ay ee ay
Where's my Samurai
Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black, and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Ok.
@@purehappiestgirl440 yes.
Where's my katana" you mean?
I have a great idea! Try to make the whole town your lovers, and lastly make every single bad guy in there chase you around the town while you try to defeat them. Hope you try this!
Edit: Oh and I have something you can try. Teleport to the Momo gumi defeat the boss in the dark pink suit and there will be this green circle on the ground next to a boor and you can go inside that building or tower they are on. Plz do this!
good everyone is wearing masks, i was scared for a second
I love your videos~
Play more Danganronpa >:3
I’m ordering scrub merch in three days and I’m honestly so excited
“Where are your eyes?!”
Everyone on the no eyes squad: “...uh, well, that’s a secret...”
I haven’t played Sakura in so long I’m just gonna download it now😂
Good idea it's actually a really cool game 😄
Do DaNlOd It
Hey, we have the same headphones!
I get you bijuu mike whenever the game freezes my face is like: 😡😡😟☹️😑😐😥😢
Hey Mike, there's a way to go through walls in Sakura School Simulator. All you have to do is just add a futon(from CharaEdit) in right position. Try it with that always-closed-door on the 1st floor at school. You might be surprised by what you would see there >.>
Those kids eating the food they hate are me when i watch dora the explorer while complaining about watching it.
[I’m so late UwU]
[Also Sakura School Simulator]
nobody:
bijuu: hold on, just a second, look, theres a glitch, wait a minute,
bijuu: _[ah finally i got it]_ *im mary poppins y'all*
Hi bijuu mike you are my favourite UA-camr and the Sakura School simulator episodes are my favourite!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I just found you're channel and i'm subscribing! I love the content!
Next time if i go to a bad restaurant, imma say “Insanely bad taste”
same
Sakura school sim: *has new update*
Bijuu mike: aNiMe WaIfUs
10:45 this is where Elizabeth the 3rd really ran away to 😔✋
Hey there fellas,I'm just a glass of Sugarcane juice with Sentience.
Prepare to die
*grabs the glass and starts sipping*
UA-cam: 6 comments
Me: really, can I see them?
UA-cam: no
This game looks kind of bad when you see it but its really good lol
Bijuu!!! I have a great glitch. Once you turn big with the Alice dress, run to the kindergarten. Once you’re there, run on the green circle that turns you into a kid until you are really small. I hope you try it! You’re welcome!
Where’s dangonramapa
Sakura-dev is your senpai
So true
Bijuu: That frame rate is buttery smooth
Me: You mean "That frame rate is Mondo-y smooth"
😂😂😂 bug = fun
This reminds me of call me Kevin’s vid about bitlife in quarantine anyone else?
POST THE DANGANRONPA PLZ
NDJDNFNDJDJDJ IM CRAZY
Hi. Well, I wonder what would happen if you played 'Flicker', a game on Roblox.
Hmmm
I wonder if I'm hinting at something?..
Can you also please do more school girls simulator? I think bad boy is waiting😁
Woah where’s danganrompa
First
dream glitter im first
@@hornypolice6490 shut up 😒
I finally got Sakura school simulater! :D
Exactly one year later, I still watch/listen to “My Senpai” every day. You have blessed us, Bijuu Mekikuu
sakura school simulator is bacc and better than ever
Hey Bijuu Mike, keep up the good work :) Not sure if I knew about this one. Oh, it's on google apps? :O
Bijuu Mike: If you're an apple, you're dead.
Merg: *Sweats uncontrollably*
Awesome video!!! I have a mask as well for when ever I go walking
Nobody:
Bijuu Mike: *Plays Sakura school simulator*
Bug! If you wear the Alice costume, go small, then hold hands with someone, well.. see for yourself, it’s so funny!
(DON’T GO SMALL WHILE HOLDING HANDS OR IT WON’T WORK, YOU HAVE TO GO SMALL *THEN* HOLD HANDS)
Bijuu Mike: 10:5 "Haha you homeless now. No home"
Meanwhile on the otherside of UA-cam
Jacksepticeye: "HAHA POOR!"
Omg I thought you'd never notice! I'm proud
"You know what we do with people who don't wear masks."
(Sweats nervously)
Wow I’m early 😂 the beginning was great 👏👏👏
I love this game! this is like the best school game ever!
Bijuu play Boris and the dark survival please
little creepy fact
1. Get someone
2. talk to them and use the option "talk".
and then use a very nice compelient.
3. Talk to them again and use option "come with me"
4. And make your guy that is following you, a pose that doesnt move them.
5. If you find a pose that doesnt make them move. Tell them to come with you again.
6. You say they dont move.
7. Look away.
8. Are they closer?
yes or no
if they are not closer to you.
look away for a long time.
you see they act like slender.
if not. Make sure the screen is looking away with your character.
does the guy(s) acting like slender now?
Wow UwU love your videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love it!!!!😁
Bijju, I have a Sakura school challenge:
1. Turn off the yakuza and go into their office
2. Get the weapons
3. Kill everyone you can find (not including police)
And try not to die or get caught by the police
:) good luck
Hooray! Mijuu Bike uploaded a new Sakura school sim vid!
In the Alice costume if you go small then hold someone hand and go big twice then let go the hands then go to normal size
At least I know how to say "This is child abuse" in Japanese. That'll be helpful in school.
I like your videos I can't wait to see more videos can I ask you a question can you make a family in Sakura school simulator please
Hey Bijuu Mike,do this glitch its pretty fun
Follow the steps:
1 wear the alice costume
2 be small or big
3 become child size
4 become big then small
Ok thats it now ur fast and small u can also kick other cars xD
**sees the new double mask for your eyes**
**bird box flashbacks intensify**
“Sorry didn’t mean to bust out my Japanese” XD
Hi Bijuu Mike. I started working out to lose weight and get back in shape! I did 40 minutes of cardio yesterday! Actually, you were the one who inspired me to be healthier!
Him when he said hi sisters me all of a sudden screams “HI SISTERS”!
omg i haven't seen you play this in forever AND i forgot about it o nu
this day is my birthday also i love your vid
Oof, last time i was this Early, Bijuu mikes hair was pink 😨💚
Please try post Danganronpa today if possible
Me: *finishes rewatching all Sakura school's bijuu mike episodes*
Bijuu Mike: *Uploads another episode*
Me: _. . ._
" Ah crap, here we go _again_ "
(I actually really love this game, and I love watching Mike playing it aswell, Sakura school's Dev it's just as funny and nice as him-...)
Bijuu mike you can trunvon bou and you put on the armor😁😁
Bijuu your japanese is very good!
You missed two entrances to the palace... A butler and a maid are there and there are other cats, just at the bottom of the corridor.
FINALLY THANK U BIJUU FOR THE VID
Hey try downloading Sakura school simulator on I pad I have it on mine hope thst helps
Bijuu Mike: So Fancy..
Little Misfortune: Just a little fancy
YOU HAVE YOUR SELF IN ALL PEOPLES GAMES?!?!?!? I JUST FOUND YOU TODAY OMG SO COOL DUDE AMD KEEP UP THE GOOD SAKURA GAMES WE ALL LOVE IT!!!
I'm glad that he found out about the new update ei reminded him in his last draginronpa episode😂
Bijuu: It's *OUR* palace
So um, Bijuu do you have something to share with the class?
Bijuu Mike can you do the 100 challenge in BitLife it is out for my iPad, but i don’t know about other devices? Love your vids!!
I miss Sakura school simulator :(