I can tell you I do it like this First you need to avoid the first two mwe outside like they don't notice u if ur behind them and then there are four ways I do it 1-first I become giant with the Alice in wonderland costume and then stomp on all the men inside but u have to become the normal size then get into the room wer the men stand and then stomp on them and become normal size again use the jetpack or u can use the stairs but just go open the door and they will notice u and then quickly come out and become giant again and stomp on those men again and after killing them u go in there again and go in the room with the boss and quickly go out again and kill them I usually do this 2-just do the same things but instead of the Alice in wonderland outfit just for any outfit u like and just use the jetpack and fly on top of them and shoot the bazooka and kill them and then just do it with the men India and boss 3-run over the men standing outside and provoke the men inside and then quickly teleport out by u know like clicking yakuza office in the menu and then they will come out searching for u and then just run them over and do the same wit the other men and the boss 4-just do it normally If u save after u collect the money and weapons from them u will get them the nextime u play BTW this is how I do it and u can do it differently and I'm sorry for any possible spelling or grammar mistake because I'm a very slow typer but still mess up
Its just green screen not any bad solution bc we all know his fav color is green lol but he just do green screen to make it realistic. Thats very creative :)
they should show this in health class edit: wow yall this is the most successful ive been in my life thx ✌👌 edit 2: NO.ONE.LIKE. ITS AT 69 AND ITS STAYING THERE
Bijuu Mike character: I ♥️ you Mike: see when a man and a woman love eachother- A Child: *walks to there house to suprise them* SuPrIsE! Me: *calls 911* O-O
Okay I choked on my freaking drink with holy water in it when the baby was being born. Its killed me😂. I could not breath😂😂😂😂😂. 120% accurate doctor skills.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"When you love someone you hit them with car" Yeah seems about right then you try to save them and make baby but then you run away with the baby leaving your lover to die
*THE WAY OF THE MOTHER BE LIKE! :* Mother : *Goes insane by dancing* Baby : *Cries with a big head and a small body* Me : *LOL!* *I CAN'T! IT'S SO FUNNY!*
Ngl I thought the title said "I had a baby Sakura in school" and especially since he finished that Danganronpa series, I just sat there horrified. Wonder what a Baby Sakura looks like.
Please, you can read Russian reviews in the Play Market about Sakura School Simulator, there are a lot of different requests for improving the game, I'm Russian myself, so I don't know the correct translation or not. But personally, a request from me to do this in the game is a Russian translation, the Russian audience is huge and many are uncomfortable. If you don't understand something, read it through the translator.
idk whats wrong with me
Second pls dont hate me for saying this
HIIII
It's ok, there are many things wrong with me too lol
You're perfectly fine lol
I don’t either-
“Seeeeeee when a Man and a Women lovezzz each other... THEY HIT EM WITH A CAR” yEs 😂👏
Lol 😂😂😂
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼XD👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I don't ever want to find love now. Being destroyed by a car is just to much XD
And THATS how you get PREGGERSSSSS
Snek
Me: DEMON HOLY WATER FLOATING HEAD!!!! Bijju: its my shirt me:thank god
Hey i am tge person who wrote this comment i just i got a new phone:)
PFFT
I literally laughed so hard when the baby came 😂🤣
Same
SAME
sAmE
I choked on my holy water when I saw the baby being born. As a child of medical professionals, I can say this is 110% accurate 😂😂😂
Really?
tanya misra ...
@@avastars3393 Its a joke.
@Brianna Kennedy oh i thought it's real
@@briaiguess8834 I get that its a joke . I was just being sarcastic
The miracle of childbirth, bringing so much joy to everyone that they start spinning on the floor.
Tsumugi mastermindv3
@@kirinistic i bet you feel good now don't you
@@kirinistic
Cottonbunny Playzroblox dude don’t spoil V3 people still haven’t played or watched it
Cottonbunny Playzroblox SHHHH
2:34 I was literally laughed so hard that I tripped on the floor and my mom thought it was an earthquake-
*Lmao*
8:30 ppl out there making sad stories on sakura school simulator, meanwhile I’m just finding different ways to kill the yakuzas lmaoo
I do glitches
I can tell you I do it like this
First you need to avoid the first two mwe outside like they don't notice u if ur behind them and then there are four ways I do it
1-first I become giant with the Alice in wonderland costume and then stomp on all the men inside but u have to become the normal size then get into the room wer the men stand and then stomp on them and become normal size again use the jetpack or u can use the stairs but just go open the door and they will notice u and then quickly come out and become giant again and stomp on those men again and after killing them u go in there again and go in the room with the boss and quickly go out again and kill them I usually do this
2-just do the same things but instead of the Alice in wonderland outfit just for any outfit u like and just use the jetpack and fly on top of them and shoot the bazooka and kill them and then just do it with the men India and boss
3-run over the men standing outside and provoke the men inside and then quickly teleport out by u know like clicking yakuza office in the menu and then they will come out searching for u and then just run them over and do the same wit the other men and the boss
4-just do it normally
If u save after u collect the money and weapons from them u will get them the nextime u play
BTW this is how I do it and u can do it differently and I'm sorry for any possible spelling or grammar mistake because I'm a very slow typer but still mess up
I always get characters that can fight to defeat them using pregnant women and the babies
*GASP* all this time.. we’ve been giving birth so falsely, no wonder some humans end up so messed up
@pineapple duck productions Yup -yup
pineapple duck productions day 15? pffff- those are rookie numbers!
@@user-lh5xb2xc8l 😀😄😃
* Break Dancing While Giving Birth *
Me: How Are You Not Hurting?...
the baby forced the girl to breakdance, and proceded to have a seizure.
ITS LOGIC!!!!!
It's how you give birth irl
5:41 the death of one piece chan
R.I.P One piece chan we will always remember u getting runned over by a car XD
Hey, mom, look what I learn from tiktok me:ಠ_ಠ
love how his t-shirt beacome invinsible XD
The update we all didn’t want but still got
the brown hair
Why would bjiuu mike never heart me?
2021 me trying making her head big. I can't =(
Fr
Yeah truee
"I made a baby in Sakura School Simulator"
me: *click*
*Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclikclickclickclickclickclick*
@@EquestriasAwesome He protecc, he attacc. But most importantly, he C L I C C.
Sorry.
How i sleep at night: 1:37
4:50 most saddest death in the whole anime world😂😂
the baby: **literally is break dancing**
2 seconds later
mike: "OH MAH GAWD SHE CAN WALK?!?!?"
Lol
@@morioh_cho_radio1235 NO double double queen lol
XD
Shush its gacha logic
Demon Child Insanity shush it’s your cringe logic
No one:
Litterally no one:
Not even the spider on my ceiling:
Bijuu Mikes shirt: ight imma head out
Lol true
M U S H B L O O M E R 𝗜𝗺𝗮𝗼
并不代表毒奶粉都不懂得BB大部分不是你的根本等你播虎子弹琴键，
@@diamandosparkle2867 Yup
wonder if bijuu mike replys-
2:16
this is exactly what happens. Yes. Accurate af.
2:52 me when i see a brat at a mall
It has been two ( I just checked the day ) day since my father went to the store. He still hasn’t come back..
Deku will comfort you.
It has been 158th day since my father went to the store welcome to the club
@Keira Nichols Wha-
@Keira Nichols oh ur in it too
@@snowlife1278 There is no best milk
2:44
I laughed so hard i fell from the stairs-
A-a-are you okay?
@@boredallthetime215 oh ehm... no :)
you lost your ability to laugh and now you have brain damage
@@ilikepasta736 yes
Did You Broke Your Leg?!😨
That's So Cute! 1:02
Surprisee :D
10/10 driving skills right here: 5:46
The fact that it said "I MADE a baby" and not "I HAD a baby" may have been the most unsettling thing about my day so far
OMG YES
Bijuu Mike: She got hit by a car.
Call Me Kevin: *It’s free real estate.*
Oh god do not give him free range
Bruh nooo! Hate that ad so much-
i love how his shirt is green and the green screen made his shirt invisable! XD
Nah is just so "skinny" that he looks like he is invisible😂😂😂😂💜💜💜
@@lelissetadesse3338 XD
3:25 whaaaaats going on 😂😂
"She already knows how to walk"
gacha.....
NO IS NOT GACHA LOGIC IT IS....SAKURA LOGIC XD
Why is your profile bts? Cause imma bout to yell
• Lily And Nekø • XD
Lovely Hyun LIFEEEE
BTSSSSSSSSSSSSS
No one:
Literally nobody:
Bijuu mike: hasn’t unlocked cat butler robot yet
You're not funny
I haven’t unlocked cat butler robot also so bijju mike is not the only one
2:33 IM DYING OF LAUGHTER 😂😂😂😂
I can definitely tell how traumatized that baby is and how bijju Mike is I have no idea, but I was dying with laughter.
I guess this was before the pregnant body was in the game
Hey Mike, I don't know if you can see this, but you got a shoutout from My story animated in their latest community post. Good job!
Oop-
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Bijuu's body: nonexistant
Bijuu's headphones: also nonexsistant
Bijuu's hair: not green
guys... something's really wrong with bijuu
It's because of the green screen it's green like he's shirt and head phones
@@marybueza6045 r/wooosh
@@marybueza6045 r/woooosh
Its just green screen not any bad solution bc we all know his fav color is green lol but he just do green screen to make it realistic. Thats very creative :)
He’s going through a crisis
This is friken terror
7:41 see what I mean
When she’s on the operating table o my god I was laughing so much I choked-
me:*Shakes #•rainydays•*
me:BE CAREFUL NEXT TIME PLEASE!😳😱
😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:33 I have had a child and this is exactly what it looks like 👌🏻
Lol
1:18
Vdvtg do
LOL
Doodland
*Sakura school simulator gets more cursed everytime it's updated and I love it.*
5:02
My dog stepped on a bee
Buy one get one free
Uughhh
Im just dying of laughter!!
Now introducing: *disembodied Mike*
The part of the shirt that wasn't scrub be like: Guess I'll die.
@@mollyblack541 😂
I was learning Duolingo and clicked...
*Now the bird will end me*
Duolingo: *Spanish or vanish*
Duolingo: *Bye bye amigo*
"Ever since I was in highschool... I-i always wanted to be a dad.."
" *_w o a w_* "
2:16 HELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHEN THE BABY WAS BORN SEND HOLY WATER
*“You see when a man and a woman loves each other, you hit them with your car, and then you’re p r e g g e r s.”*
*-Bijuu Mike, 2020*
An Inspirational quote ladies and gentelmen
Just 7 minutes in, I choked from laughing at least 58 times.
*Careful kids, Bijuu Mike is a choking hazard*
😂😂😂😂
I will be careful
Happened to me in another vid
For me it was 2 min
Huh
In 2:11 it's sooo funny the intense music is even funnier
2:47 imagine walking in on this (in real life)
Oh god XD
Oh my god 😂😂😂✨
5:14
i can confirm that this is how i was born
they should show this in health class
edit: wow yall this is the most successful ive been in my life thx ✌👌
edit 2: NO.ONE.LIKE. ITS AT 69 AND ITS STAYING THERE
that one weird chic it would make more sense
No
I like how bijuu Mike just ignored the person getting hit by a blue car lol
my stomach hurts a lot, from laughing😂😂😂
This is basically how I was born
Are you the real bakugou???...
What I thought he was his name is that or is he a fan idk
@@makaylaedwards6840 hes a cosplax
@•Cønsuelø Ålvarez• :D "Are you the real Monokuma??..."
@@makaylaedwards6840 Yeah??
“When a man and a woman loves each other... you *_HIT ‘EM WITH YOUR CAR....._* ...and then you’re preggers!”
ok...
. . . That makes sense
That does make sense one time I do it and it makes sense so shut up
@@sussybakaposh8944 jeez ok
2:39 a perfectly cut ad just played and it was about women
10:36 name: I Want Cheese Itz
Bijuu: I WANT JESUS!
I SWEAR IF BIJUU DOESN'T ADD AIR MARTY TO THE TOMODACHI SEREIS IM FINNA SCREAM
He should also add Bendy, just gonna says that.
that babys on X games mode !
It's funny when you holded the baby and you added the kid scream thing too
Baby:I’m not just a baby I’m
THANOS
1:10
Police: so...where is your dad?
Random kid: *Vietnam flashbacks*
You are the best mom ever and I will not say anything else likewise
I love bijuu mike but he is a funny gamer❤😂😂😂😂😂
Bijuu: My daughter is Goku! Y’know, when your daughter is sailor moon then gets run over by a car...
Me: 😐 w-what..?
This hasn't even started yet but I can tell I'm gonna be laughing my eyes out 😂😂😂
StormyDays TV that’s a promise
Wait.. HE WANTS TO BE MOMMY?!
Woah.. That’s so epic weight gamer-
OH MY GOD THE WAY THE DOCTOR AND THE GIRL DANCING AND THE BABY HEAD- I LAUGHED SO HARD-
Bijuu Mike character: I ♥️ you
Mike: see when a man and a woman love eachother-
A Child: *walks to there house to suprise them* SuPrIsE!
Me: *calls 911* O-O
XD
What happened to mike's Shirt
He's see through now
He is a green screen
Cuz he is wearing a green shirt along with half green headphones and I almost read skirt instead of shirt
Give bijuu's torso back
Okay I choked on my freaking drink with holy water in it when the baby was being born. Its killed me😂. I could not breath😂😂😂😂😂. 120% accurate doctor skills.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bijuu Mike:baby you want to ride?
Baby: idk..
A few seconds later
*She gets lost*
Bijuu:mah baby!
*She comes literally out of nowhere*
The end
Me: *reads title*
Also me; *"yeah sounds pretty normal for a bichael mike episode."*
Hell yeah, more Sakura School Sim! ^ ^ I can't play it myself, so this is really fun to watch :3
But its a free app u can get it on ur phone
@@kirinistic It's incompatible with my phone, and my laptop isn't powerful enough for me to play it on bluestacks ^ ^
This video made me cry because I remember watching your videos everyday when I was kid❤❤
Bijuu Mike: Want to go on the EXTREMELY fast Ferris weel?
Me: *Crunches potato chips violently*
"When you love someone you hit them with car"
Yeah seems about right then you try to save them and make baby but then you run away with the baby leaving your lover to die
3:40
man, that's a chicken noise coming from that giant-headed baby!!
Baby being born is the Chrissy crumble with 0 context
2:35
bro, i cant stop luaghing its like a fidget spinner but better😂
Don’t mind me, just watching this while I’m taking a relaxing bath.
The thing where bijuu said "LOOOK MOMMY, LOOK WHAT I LEARNED ON TIK TOK" made me laugh i think i watched this more than 5000000 times
When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much, YOU HIT EM' WITH A CAR.
🚗 ~vroom
*THE WAY OF THE MOTHER BE LIKE! :*
Mother : *Goes insane by dancing*
Baby : *Cries with a big head and a small body*
Me : *LOL!*
*I CAN'T! IT'S SO FUNNY!*
Ngl I thought the title said "I had a baby Sakura in school" and especially since he finished that Danganronpa series, I just sat there horrified. Wonder what a Baby Sakura looks like.
I laughed so hard when she was “Giving birth” 😂😂😂😂😂
UMmMmMMMMmMmMmMmMm
SAME 😉😂
SaMe
mikes shirt:
*haha..*
*WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?*
Mike did you realize that your T-shirt is the same color as the green screen so that's cool I wanna do it
“Look what i learned on Tik tok mommy”
I can’t believe you’re Charlie d’amelios dad bijuu mike
Me : *Laughing for 11 mins. And 29secs.*
And thinking of : Wadaf is happening in this vid.😂😂
lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the video was very funny
There were a little bit of tears in my eyes when I watch that series I feel so bad for the little girl😥
His t-shirt Blends in with the green screen xD
"the baby is like 2 seconds years old"
-Bijuu Mike 2020
The doctor crawl like her that make me laugh!😂🤣
Bijuu Mike: “she's like two seconds years old”
Me: SECONDS???!!!
Mike: has a floating head and dislocated arms
Me: shouldn't u call the ambulance?
Bijuu mike as a teacher: When a man and a woman love each other very much YOU HIT HIM WOTH YOUR CAR!!
Class: ......
Bro, I literally burst it out laughing when he said his family tradition to do this
Please, you can read Russian reviews in the Play Market about Sakura School Simulator, there are a lot of different requests for improving the game, I'm Russian myself, so I don't know the correct translation or not. But personally, a request from me to do this in the game is a Russian translation, the Russian audience is huge and many are uncomfortable. If you don't understand something, read it through the translator.
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