Kevin Gonci I'd have my body, wearing a STAFF IN TRAINING shirt, permanently mounted to one of the seats in Disney Land's Haunted Mansion ride. :D "So, what's it like to work in the mansion?...… Hey, I'm talking to you!.... Oh SHIT!!!" :O
I dont think id ever be able to taxidermy one of my pets. Just the thought of seeing their lifeless body every day knowing theres no part of them actually left inside of there is so sad
I LOVE the "will pass near Pluto in 2015" and see its been a decade from the release of this video... This videos are really timeless and are a classic of UA-cam, for sure I will make my sons (that I dont have) see this videos cause are really priceless. Thank you for still making the same format nowadays, 2023
He said ‘2015’ and I was like, 2015 already passed, did he mean 2025? And then I realized he posted this 11 YEARS AGO. Anyways, who’s watching this in 2024?
I used to be a mortician. I once actually had a request from someone who wanted to be taxidermied when he died. He asked me was it possible how much was it cost and was there a pre-need (buy before you die) plan available. I am not joking. He stated he had spoken to a lawyer and there was nothing at all that would prohibit this from being done legally. I explained that it was simply a service that we were unable to offer. I suggested trying a competitor. We also used to get a lot of calls on April 1st from people asking about the service for Myra Mains (my remains)
him: "Why Don't We Taxidermy Humans?" me: "oh thats something I never asked my self, in fact thats something I never had the slightest interest in knowing. I might as well just watch the whole video, of course."
if you’re suddenly interested in the topic, i highly recommend that you watch ask a mortician’s video on it. she gives the practical reason why human taxidermy is a no-no. in short, it looks really, really bad because it’s just straight up skin and there’s nothing to patch it up, like fur or feathers.
Or you could just look up an entire clip of the cat drone instead of watching a 20 minute video to see a couple seconds of said cat drone. But whatever you want to comment for attention, I'm fine with it. Judge not lest ye be judged.
When i was like 4 i named my pet fish .cuteness (Pronounced like Dot Cuteness) and i named it like after .com, .net, or .org etc cause i learned a bit about the internet i guess.
These comments confuse me so much. Y'all act like 9 years ago was the stone age. If this were made in the 1970s, it would be pretty cool, but 2012 really wasn't that long ago. Technology was still pretty damn good back then...
I don’t think I could ever have my beloved cat taxidermied. He’s the first pet I’ve had that was completely my own. Paid for him myself. When I moved with my family to a new state, I didn’t make friends for years, so for a longtime, Joey was my only friend. My promise from God everything would be okay. The day I met him at the Humane Society, they dumped him in my arms and he clung to me so tightly! I knew we needed each other. Ever since, he’s slept on my pillow with me, cuddling all through the night and nearly suffocating me with his fur from time to time lol. The only time he EVER hissed at me was when I kept chasing him off my desk, but he wanted to be near me! He’s a good, perfect boy. 12 years old as of 2022. When he’s gone, I know I’m going to want something done with his body, like the ring idea, or a locket with a pinch of his ashes and a picture. But taxidermy’s a little too far. There’d be no light of life in their eyes, and it would just hurt to see
I know it's been 6 months from now since you posted that comment but that very comment made me emotional. Pets are gifts and we should cherish them forever. Joey is truly a good boy, I hope you love him enough:)
I know it's your cat and your decision to make, but in my opinion, if you love an animal as your best friend, the most respectable thing to do is to bury him. I can't imagine keeping remains of my pet near me, but I'm sure people will disagree.
Sounds like me kinda. Lost my cat of 15 years around my birthday last year. Sedition a shitty experience. Make the most of the time you have now with your cat. Much love.
wondering the same thing. especially from a channel that's got 15m subs. not sure how many he had in 2012 but it was probably still a pretty good bit. maybe the algorithm just likes to take older videos that did pretty well and recommend them later on to get some more views and interest.
When i die I want my skeleton to wear a fancy suit and a hat while my skeleton looks like its playing poker with a fake cigar in its mouth That would look so cool.
lRaziel1 Yeah, but think of this: Your body is forever captured into one of nature's fine beauties, while also lasting generations to come. Plus, I can see someone a little secure with it. But then again, you can easily be sold by a descendant, or stolen. But it's still pretty cool.
lRaziel1 I'd rather like the idea of waking up knowing that a loved one now is an expensive rock than knowing that they are a pile of dead flesh buried underground and eaten by maggots.
Well different people have different ways to remember their loved ones. One might be the turning of a corpse to a diamond. This could symbolise how precious they were to that person and how you are never going to forget them. Keeping a part of them with you, not wanting to let go. You're right, it may be weird, but why would you discuss about an accessory with a friend? Nobody i'm friends with cares enough or pays any special attention to what i wear. Even if it's something unusual, a ring or a necklace is so minuscule likelihood is nobody is going to ask.
I once half-jokingly told my husband that when he died, I was going to have him stuffed and turned into an opposable mannequin so I could move him around wherever I wanted. Plus anyone who ever broke in would see him sitting on the couch, go "Nope!", and break right back out. He was relieved when Google said taxidermy on humans is illegal in the US. EDIT: Turns out it's illegal everywhere. So much for making a world tour out of the mourning process...
Idk why but hearing about the space probe reaching Pluto in 2015 made me really happy because I was alive when it happened and it's now fun to imagine where it is now
Spelled ‘want’ wrong. It’s been 4 months and nobody said anything before me, so I said something about it. Sorry that I corrected you, but it really bugged me.
There was a man who recently had his severed leg taxidermied. It was actually stripped to the bones, cleaned, and mounted but I'm not sure if that's considered taxidermy. Said it took a lot of effort to get someone who would do it.
wonder if you could do it in a way were you could use it as a prothesis, imagine the face of the girl you're dating if after s*x you just remove your leg like that, would be awesome I guess
I thought so too! The shoes were seriously over the top. Who needs those?? And the bagpipe? Wow! Makes me glad that nobody is really allowed (or willing) to taxidermy humans.
Very funny. Here’s an equally funny way I would do it. Embalmed at the bottom of the ocean. Then I want the last part of my eulogy to be, “It was his dying wish to be swimming with the fish.” Haha, get it? A pirate joke?
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if my body isn't made into a remote controlled quadcopter after i die then what was the point
Xd
I'm already having fun with my ashes. (new kind of zombee?).
With remotely controlled arms!
Lol
666 likes
When I die I would taxidermied with my limbs spread out into a position resembling an X, and mounted to a ceiling fan in my living room.
Kevin Gonci I would turn my manhood into a drinking water fountain and placed on Capitol Hill
I would want me and another body ( 1 painted red 1 painted white) on top of each other to look like sushi
I wouldn’t do it but if I had to find a weird way of doing things I would make it so I would become a vacuum with my mouth as the bottoms of the thing
Kevin Gonci I'd have my body, wearing a STAFF IN TRAINING shirt, permanently mounted to one of the seats in Disney Land's Haunted Mansion ride. :D
"So, what's it like to work in the mansion?...… Hey, I'm talking to you!.... Oh SHIT!!!" :O
@@truthseeker4690 this was worth reading 😂
Cat: I hope my owner won't be too sad when i go...
Owner: Lift-off!!
XD
The cat got their wish.
Le Monke
Did you read the fucking comment?
Yes they can, but we can't understand.
@@mommylefttogetmilk dId yOu jUsT sAy a bOo bOo wOrD oN yOuTOOB?
SUSAN WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS
Dental Floss
You are too young for the internet.
"his ashes will reach pluto in 2015"
THAT WAS 9 YEARS AGO WHAT THE HELL
Can't believe it's been this long
Now its in Kaiper Belt or smth. 9 billion km from Earth.
Geez we old gang
@@LunaLunara2904it seems like only yesterday I was born
@@BlanketStitcher fr
I dont think id ever be able to taxidermy one of my pets. Just the thought of seeing their lifeless body every day knowing theres no part of them actually left inside of there is so sad
Quad helicopter cat: **exists**
Same
You can still perserve their organs separately if you wish to. Then you'll have both the outsides, and insides of them!
Alpaca C251D that’s so dark who would want that
@@cryingattheclub5150 pardon me, I sometimes spit things out like this, probably 've read too many lovecraftian stories.
When I die I want to become a rug that has touch sensors so that I scream whenever I’m stepped on.
no
why are you like this..
That’s Amazing, I-
Giggity
Jurre persijn kinky
"Ooh, cool ring!"
"Thanks! It's my cat!"
Nice cat dude
Lmao that's sad and hilarious
Instead of ring for me it’s necklace
You could also tie it to a string and make it a toy for tour new cat
@@Gman1998 oh god
I LOVE the "will pass near Pluto in 2015" and see its been a decade from the release of this video... This videos are really timeless and are a classic of UA-cam, for sure I will make my sons (that I dont have) see this videos cause are really priceless. Thank you for still making the same format nowadays, 2023
i was like “wait 2015?” and yes indeed.. 2015
YEAH ME TOO!!
2024 now
I binge vsauce almost every year for about a decade now.
2024 now… time goes so fast.
Imagine just lookin up at the sky when you hear a drone sound and see a dead cat flying through the air
I would die of laughter 😂💀
He also did it to a ostrich
Ha.
Amazing, absolutely amazing!!
I would die
"...and of course, the guy who taxidermied his cat into a remote-controlled quad-copter." Ah yes, how could I forget!
HAHAHAHA
Back when people didnt say the word drone.
@@Mngalahad Back before the dark times. idk lol
Ah humans, you've done it again
only florida man would do that
Therapist: Quadcopter Cat isn't real, it can't hurt you.
Quadcopter Cat: 2:49
Thank you now I’m replaying that
I died so hard on it. But it's 3am right now. I woke up my mom probably.
It was so hilarious
That was real XD
Quadcopter Cat: "Aight bro I'm boutta head out."
When he said "like my friend here" I legit thought he would pull up a taxidermy human
Tsk tsk tsk
your retarded
lore accurate michael
$20 bucks Vasuce has that taxidermy ferrit in a position where it stares at you while you go to the bathroom just to make you uncomfortable.
“And of course the man who turned his dead cat into a quad copter”
-Vsauce
Why would someone do that?
@@circuit10 why not
funny how in 2012 the term "drone" wasn't much common
Next trend will be dead cat hat .
@@marouu_x ...what
When i die, I wanna be freeze dried shooting a basketball
I want to be freeze dried watching your videos
I love how my friend showed me your channel and then i see you on a random Vsauce video that was in my recommended
Kendall gray I love your videos
What’s your favorite color of the alphabet
@Caleb Moore Outdoors nice
I feel bad for laughing when he showed the cat drone
Catcopter*
Quatcopter*
Poompkin Pie ......well it was pretty darn funny XD
Poompkin Pie i heard that XD
I don't
IM EVIL FOR LAUGHING AT THE “QUADCOPTER” 😭😭😭😭 2:50
Lmao😊
The way he was just spread out 💀
We are going to hell together
I STARTED CRYING LAUGHING
Me too 😭
The way he said 2015 like this is some distant future makes me long for simpler times
destroyed 69 likes sorry
I agree
I remember when everyone was like “dang guys 2015-2016 sucks” yet they’re the same ones who wish they could be at that time again
And they were closer to 2015 than we are farther
2015 was an awesome year.
Why don't we taxidermy humans?
Vsause: 12 people have walked on the moon
*clicks video*
"12 people have walked on the moon"
*go to google can you get taxidermy?*
Sounds pretty legit.
I don’t remember commenting this
Yo fizz haha
Drugs?
Nobody:
Me when showing someone my house: oh yes and over there on the wall that’s my taxidermy wife
Shut up Karen
@@IsraelCountryCube nice
Guest: Oh adorable! *"Jumps through window while no one's seeing"*
This comment shouldn’t be that funny
Okay Billy . We got it . *call the police while running away from town*
He said ‘2015’ and I was like, 2015 already passed, did he mean 2025? And then I realized he posted this 11 YEARS AGO. Anyways, who’s watching this in 2024?
Me
Yep, and I was disappointed that the Lenin video is no longer available.
Okay but the fact that Galileo mummified JUST his middle finger to eternally flip all of us off is such a powermove
Ultimate Flex
actual madlad
An absolute giga chad
the fact that we have it on display still to this day is a slap in the face the the elites hahahaha. cuz thats who hes flipping off. not us lmao
I mean, when you're done that dirty by the Catholic church, I don't really blame him 😂
"You can cremate people and compress their ashes into diamonds"
Breaking news 12 year old Minecraft player has brutally killed and cremated 64 people
Ahh 64 I get it...
(64 is a stack in Minecraft)
@@samuelr.6046 looooool
I play minecraft and I found this offen-
FUCKING HILARIOUS!
And u got 64 times 4 likes. Congrats
A man needs his diamonds, no matter the methods
I want to be freeze dried into a T-pose and launched out into space
assert my dominance on another planet
The space burials only launch ashes into space
@@HeadHunter697 give 'em a bit of dosh and they would do it for you
Want to be a spinning top instead?
Supernova
be used as a weapon by the military to conquer other planets
Michael, if you wanna be stuffed and mounted, you don’t have to make a whole video dancing around the idea
AYOO
LMAO
Freaksauce
OH MY GOD
imagine walking into a dude's house and there's just a stuffed corpse hanging out in his living room doing a t-pose
assert dominance
and a little sign that says "he die to assert dominance"
It’s not what I looks like!
Nah hold on thats just jared
The room is living.
"And there's my husband Greg on the wall"
Make an animatronic of it. And have the husband record a song.
Or better, for the sake of the joke: "That one over the fireplace is Jessica, my wife. She was my trophy".
And that’s my mom , Anna. She said not to do this but she’s, y’know, dead.
...
Connor Creighton this actually made me laugh out loud.
'or your daddy...or your mummy.'
**pause** **breathe**
'mummies...' **mysterious music starts**
It happened while I read this comment this is ridiculous 😂😂
呪Noro OMG ME TOO LOL
Good job, you described the video
**you wrote a comment**
**I wrote a comment**
**This video started**
**This video ended**
**Pause** **Dies**
been watcheing vsauce since 2013, and these not the common comments I've seen before.
I used to be a mortician. I once actually had a request from someone who wanted to be taxidermied when he died. He asked me was it possible how much was it cost and was there a pre-need (buy before you die) plan available. I am not joking. He stated he had spoken to a lawyer and there was nothing at all that would prohibit this from being done legally. I explained that it was simply a service that we were unable to offer. I suggested trying a competitor.
We also used to get a lot of calls on April 1st from people asking about the service for Myra Mains (my remains)
oh that last part is just.. yikes. that sounds like a terrible joke
It must suck to be actually named Myra Mains.
Its 2019. That dude is beyond Pluto now
You realize how far away Pluto is right?
@@accountname9872 I certainly didn't think it was 8 years away.
@@vikvik16 it's pretty damn far
@@accountname9872 I thought it was farther than that
@@accountname9872 he said the probe will reach pluto in 2015, its quite a bit after that.
Vsauce: ‘No one owns a corpse’
Me, trying to ignore the smell from my basement: Yeah, sure, whatever you say bro
r/hmmm
relatable
r/holup
fun fact! You're legally allowed to keep a corpse in your basement, but only for a few days!
@@yourbookisexceptionallylou4906 Where is this legal?
him: "Why Don't We Taxidermy Humans?"
me: "oh thats something I never asked my self, in fact thats something I never had the slightest interest in knowing. I might as well just watch the whole video, of course."
Lizandra Barboza I was actually making theories because I’d never thought about it before-
My first thought was who is "we"?
if you’re suddenly interested in the topic, i highly recommend that you watch ask a mortician’s video on it. she gives the practical reason why human taxidermy is a no-no. in short, it looks really, really bad because it’s just straight up skin and there’s nothing to patch it up, like fur or feathers.
lmao
That's not funny
2:36 That bagpipe is the GOAT 🐐
Yes. Yes it is. How astute. Perchance even hilarious.
Frrr
"Hey vsauce michael here, and when you die-"
That escalated quickly
Hey, Vsauce Michael no longer here
😂😂😂😂
@@DaSwagChamp-49 😂
Shit went 0 to 100 real quick
@@DaSwagChamp-49 dont
I keep coming back to this video to see the cat drone. It never fails to make me crack up
@Asta & Novia sure you did.
A timeless classic
@The_Goblox_Trio you're so special for not having a sense of humour
guess what time it is
Or you could just look up an entire clip of the cat drone instead of watching a 20 minute video to see a couple seconds of said cat drone. But whatever you want to comment for attention, I'm fine with it. Judge not lest ye be judged.
Cat: my owner will be sad when i die
Owner: yay free drone
it's not free, he would've had to buy a drone then pay someone to taxidermy his cat then mount it on a drone
@@fatpenguin0089 r/woooosh
@@TheBookwormAlly r/woooosh is for missing a joke, I clearly didn't miss the joke as I was criticising the fundamental flaw in the joke.
@@fatpenguin0089 aka killing a joke
@@fatpenguin0089 clearly is meant to describe something that can be easily noticed, therefore your point is invalid.
Just imagine going into your house after a long day, and notice Micheal’s stuffed body doing a permanent high five
"I'm inside your home." 😀🖐️
"Prepare to get taxidermied"
And as soon as you see him, the mysterious music starts playing
friend: where did you get this ring from
me: from my dad
friend: What is it made of?
me: from my dad
Gutekx x Where'd ya get the nice leather jacket and matching gloves from? :o
@@truthseeker4690 my mom
TruthSeeker
I got mine from the hospital
They didn’t like me stealing the circumcised skin but it was worth it
Gonna make a ring out of my very first pet. She’ll be on my hand forever.
@@guacamoli7 WTF???
imagine complimenting a lady’s ring and she’s like “thank you, it’s made from the ashes of my dead cat”
Ezra reduce, reuse, recycle ♻
Tim Frey indeed
Better than making them worm food
i actually think thats pretty cool honestly
@@timfrey2358 💀 I laughed
"meowy" the least and most imaginitive cat name ever
My dog is named Roofy
i refer to my cat as "kitty" i dont think you can get much more simple than that
My cats are named puss and kitty
When i was like 4 i named my pet fish .cuteness (Pronounced like Dot Cuteness) and i named it like after .com, .net, or .org etc cause i learned a bit about the internet i guess.
I named my cat fluffy when I was like 7 and I have gotta say that it’s the most creative cat name that is in fact fluffy
All his videos are recommended to me after 10-11yrs
@@Tigergliderno absolutely not
@@xxriellixx978yt3why did you @ me
Sometimes I forget this was made back in 2012. The production quality is incredible.
I just looked at the date.. can’t believe it was 9 years ago. He was ahead of his time
Act like it was 1895 lmao
@@rahman1314 Is* Vsauce still makes videos
@@spicytrash4981
They're probably like 13 so 9 years ago is a very long time ago to them.
These comments confuse me so much. Y'all act like 9 years ago was the stone age. If this were made in the 1970s, it would be pretty cool, but 2012 really wasn't that long ago. Technology was still pretty damn good back then...
Animal: *dead*
People: Let's make it something
*makes a freaking cat drone out of cat*
Yes
Dibs on the parts we can make into food.
It look terrible, it’s sad
I saw the the drone cat and I was like no thank you😂
“this is kevin our son... we stuffed him”
Our to your future gf/wife:
'Honey, meet my parent's.... sadly they passed away in December but here they are'
Before or after his deatg
Jimmy TwoToes before 😂
@@flemishtemplar3766 Could be a new Ben Stiller movie after Hoffman's gone.
Now he behaves so much better!
Fun fact!
This video was made the day the album "Hawaii part II" by Miracle Musical was released.
i love that fact. thank you.
"Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. I can tell if I'm not me. Or can I?"
Wait.. What?!!!! I love miracle musical!!! And tally hall
Video Title: Why aren’t Humans taxidermied?
Vsauce: talks about space
Gotta pad that runtime somehow
Damn I done got 500 likes
Jade Carney-Franklin this was posted 7 years ago...people didn’t make money off youtube back then, did you not see how long ago this video was made?
Like most of his videos, the theme of the actual video has no correlation with the title
Top Vsauce here
Galileo was ahead of his time truly.... thinking to just save his middle finger to flip people off even while dead... a true savage I aspire to be
I think it was the Catholic Church actually
Hmm quite
Haha yup agreed
Luis Solano lame ass
Nice bastardization.
Imagine killing 24 people and condensing their corpses into diamonds and making diamond armor.
Stop!! My penis can only get so hard!!
danger dork r/cursedcomments
@@hrrrrghOtacon r/foundthemobileuser
This is called a pro gamer move
You need to mine always so much.
1:32 yo he made it!
I don’t think I could ever have my beloved cat taxidermied. He’s the first pet I’ve had that was completely my own. Paid for him myself. When I moved with my family to a new state, I didn’t make friends for years, so for a longtime, Joey was my only friend. My promise from God everything would be okay. The day I met him at the Humane Society, they dumped him in my arms and he clung to me so tightly! I knew we needed each other.
Ever since, he’s slept on my pillow with me, cuddling all through the night and nearly suffocating me with his fur from time to time lol. The only time he EVER hissed at me was when I kept chasing him off my desk, but he wanted to be near me!
He’s a good, perfect boy. 12 years old as of 2022.
When he’s gone, I know I’m going to want something done with his body, like the ring idea, or a locket with a pinch of his ashes and a picture. But taxidermy’s a little too far. There’d be no light of life in their eyes, and it would just hurt to see
Well technically speaking, turning your cat into a drone wouldn't count
I know it's been 6 months from now since you posted that comment but that very comment made me emotional.
Pets are gifts and we should cherish them forever.
Joey is truly a good boy, I hope you love him enough:)
I know it's your cat and your decision to make, but in my opinion, if you love an animal as your best friend, the most respectable thing to do is to bury him. I can't imagine keeping remains of my pet near me, but I'm sure people will disagree.
@@alex-wn7sj Honestly
Sounds like me kinda. Lost my cat of 15 years around my birthday last year. Sedition a shitty experience. Make the most of the time you have now with your cat.
Much love.
Why has this just been put on everybody’s recommended 7 years later?
wondering the same thing. especially from a channel that's got 15m subs. not sure how many he had in 2012 but it was probably still a pretty good bit. maybe the algorithm just likes to take older videos that did pretty well and recommend them later on to get some more views and interest.
OK, Right? I was gonna ask the same thing.
True
Everyone needs to see Vsauce.
Idk lol
"Nice ring you have there. What is it made of?"
*'MY CATS ASHES'*
"Your mom's chest hair!"
It’s made out of my dad’s d%*k
By the way, wanna check out my drone?
A Ball I’d lowkey do this ngl
4:25 “mummy.. MUMMIES”
*music drop*
This is why I love v sauce
“But are those your only options?”
*looks at wood chipper*
It's been way to long since I've seen Fargo, thanks.
Ohmygosh. This made me lauggghhhh.
Crazy that a video uploaded almost a decade ago is still being viewed
Yo muggle, how’s life not going to hogwarts?
Beginning of vsauce video:
Why do we have toes
End of vsauce video:
UNIVERSAL HEAT DEATH
Here is a correction:
Me at beginning of vSauce video: I.Q: 20
Me at end of vSauce video: *B R A I N B L A S T !*
Jake Longo it had nothing to do with toes
D Pa brain pop
Jake Longo to be fair the last words were thx for watching 😂
@BlueJay 27 so-so
Imagine being taxidermied in a position to greet people at the door and then end up being used to put coats and hats on💀
Gon no-
Lmao 😂
poggers
Doesn’t sound that bad to me
Sounds cool by my arms will fall off
Why is UA-cam recommending this 10 years late
I can legally become property?
Kinky
Well, your body can. It's not really "you" after you die.
Before you die, it would be slavery, which is illegal.
stop the heart, sign the contract, start the heart. loophole :-)
yeah, because you can sign a contract while dead
Say_Hello_Aidan DOOOD DOOD DOO DOOO
Ontarin then ur gay
'Why Don't We Taxidermy Humans?'
I do.
can i buy one from you? preferrably an old female, i think those are the most lovely ones
I've got Nancy Reagan in the workshop, she'll be completed on Sunday. $500.
+andiroidYT deal
poor cat LOL
O M G /'0'\
2:43
if someone walked in wearing those, I think I'd just question everything
Y?
When you keep clicking on this timestamp it sounds like Michael is saying "Jews". The possibilities one could use from this line is terrifying.
@@DeletedTroll oh noooe
@@DeletedTroll oh my
yep
4:18 was a great transition into the next topic
Imagine seeing grandma's taxidermied body in the living room
Sit on grandma's lap until the end of time
Suspisious Homestuck eyes
@@UrsusCanis :'(
Heeeeeellll naaaaaah
Nice yaoi you have here, i see you are a girl of culture.
Nobody:
Micheal: why is murder illegal?
Lmao, yep.
Underrated
Because people enjoy being assholes to one another without risk of repercussions.
Nobody:
Me: why is spelling illegal ‘illegel’ illegal?
"Or is it"
Galilieo the ultimate savage
Are you trolling? Link
Natural Green Pure Forest www.local-life.com/st-petersburg/pages/m.1162_rasputins-penis.jpg
Trenton Dick Oh my hell that is disgusting. That chick in the pic is like o-o.
Natural Green Pure Forest what is it? xD
He's so badass that he'll be flipping the bird forever
Me watching him saying "will arrive in 2015" being in 2023 is just crazy
I'm reading your comment in 2024. crazy!
i think the thumbnail answers the question pretty well
oh my god i can't stop laughing
Yes, that image really cracked me up. :'D
Am I the only one who was scared by that 🤣
“Or you’re mummy.....hmm mummies”
*vsauce music intensifies
Ah shit here we go again
Your*
Yourerere
Your*
your*
"will arrive in 2015"
me: hm how old is this video?
*2012*
me: **oh god**
Dude literally me, the quality of this video is really good
@@devarosas358 literally me just a minute agp
Lol
Boii im here in 2015
Exactly what I thought then read the description
Why tf am I watching this vid in 2024
Same
I dunno
Same
No clue
Me to
When i die
I want my skeleton to wear a fancy suit and a hat while my skeleton looks like its playing poker with a fake cigar in its mouth
That would look so cool.
Why not a real cigar tho
the cigar could decay or be stolen if it was real
@@renxula cuz cigars are bad for you
HELL SPOON so just an elaborate Halloween decoration
Who wouldn't
"Hey where did you get that ring?" "My sister" "Oh, your sister gave it to you?" "No, it IS my sister"
lRaziel1 Yeah, but think of this: Your body is forever captured into one of nature's fine beauties, while also lasting generations to come. Plus, I can see someone a little secure with it. But then again, you can easily be sold by a descendant, or stolen. But it's still pretty cool.
lRaziel1 It’s that, or ashes or dirt
lRaziel1 I'd rather like the idea of waking up knowing that a loved one now is an expensive rock than knowing that they are a pile of dead flesh buried underground and eaten by maggots.
Well different people have different ways to remember their loved ones. One might be the turning of a corpse to a diamond. This could symbolise how precious they were to that person and how you are never going to forget them. Keeping a part of them with you, not wanting to let go.
You're right, it may be weird, but why would you discuss about an accessory with a friend? Nobody i'm friends with cares enough or pays any special attention to what i wear. Even if it's something unusual, a ring or a necklace is so minuscule likelihood is nobody is going to ask.
lRaziel1 k
Am I the only one who wouldn't be able to emotionally cope with a taxidermy dead pet?
+JackTheCat you are not
I wouldn't really care at that point.
Am I the only one who laughed who laughed their arse off to the cat quadcopter and felt bad afterwards?
I have would probably go insane. As it is I wanted to punch the person who taxidermy their cat into a helicopter until they died.
+Capitalist Roope NO HAHAHAHAHAHA
I just realized this was from 11 years ago…..HOW DID I NOT NOTICE?????
This was made in 2013, I guess
"now class this is the remains of galileo"
*looks at middle finger*.
"...moving on.."
"Why don't we taxidermy humans?"
The answer's right there, the thumbnail
THE THUMBNAIL IS TERRIFYING
Omfg 😂
All Flat-Earthers should make a pilgrimage to Florence to get flipped off by Galileo.
hell yes
Imma flip them off myself
Someone’s also about to catch these hands
BaDAM
* throws a pizza like a frisbee *
That goatpipe and catopter were unexpected and funny.
Can we talk about why Galleileo's finger is 10 inches
D'andre Chesterfield probably the whole bone all the way to wrist. Still that's a kinda big hand.
That’s how they make Wands at Hogwarts
@No YES YES YES YES Oh YEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!
Didn't Galleileo discover the G spot?
@@truthseeker4690 βε φονε τηοτ
TruthSeeker Yep, that's where the "G" comes from
2:38 that goat bagpipe is definitely cursed
The most scottish thing ever
Cuz blowing goats is fun
The most satanic thing ive ever seen
@@masondipperpines5009 fr
I read that as “bag goatpipe”
I once half-jokingly told my husband that when he died, I was going to have him stuffed and turned into an opposable mannequin so I could move him around wherever I wanted. Plus anyone who ever broke in would see him sitting on the couch, go "Nope!", and break right back out. He was relieved when Google said taxidermy on humans is illegal in the US.
EDIT: Turns out it's illegal everywhere. So much for making a world tour out of the mourning process...
It's only illegal if you're caught, follow your dreams!
He will relive again!
"in the US". Looks like a good time to travel eh?
Good ol’ Uncle Sam comes along to shit of people’s freedoms even after they’re dead, I guess!
Why is it illegal?
When he said "In 2015" at 1:40. It gave me a whiplash. It also made me check when this video got made, cant believe it been 11 years😭
Animal: *Dies*
Taxidermist: It's free real estate
Bl0ckies lol
It’s so weird hearing someone say 2015 like it’s far away
This was highly trippy for me too.. had to check when this was released!
Same
Yea man it does seem far time is flying but not at the same time alot of shit is happening and distractions yall be safe out there
2015 was the fuckimg best. everything went downhill after
@@omarshinwari7823 everything went downhill after 2010, things were already going downhill by 2015
I lost all of my shit at the cat drone xDDDDDD
Idk why but hearing about the space probe reaching Pluto in 2015 made me really happy because I was alive when it happened and it's now fun to imagine where it is now
"what do you wan't to be when you grow up?"
me: a quad copter
Rofl copter coming your way
Spelled ‘want’ wrong.
It’s been 4 months and nobody said anything before me, so I said something about it. Sorry that I corrected you, but it really bugged me.
@@sleepy-emerald k.
the apostrophe threw me off
I want to be a ford f-150
Nobody at all:
Michael's search history:
Can you taxidermy a human?
Can you freeze dry a person?
WhAt'S sOmE fuN ThINgs tO dO WiTh aSheS?
@Coma White he did his own tests with that one
He tasted the remains of Timmy from down the street. He died from a car "accident"
*FBI OPEN UP*
@@thegooobley1993 💀
Mythical Potatoes
His FBI agent : Huh ... Does he have any mental Problem ?
@Coma White haha funny comment, definitely haven't seen it a million times already
"You don't need to get all outer spacey to have fun... with your ashes"
-Vsauce 2012
1:01 “moon dust” got a whole other meaning now
hippity hoppity, *become the property*
hah. funny
Underrated Comment
I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes
Oh shit
1Q84 you already are if you are wahmen 🥺
When I die I want to be left, unpreserved, propped up in the corner of my enemy's living room. Just rotting and smelling and being genreally annoying.
LMTO GOD
Well that sure is a uh.. interesting option
Well uhhmm, I don't know how to feel about this comment, kinda cool but also very disgusting.
just randomly at 3 am says: You are very annoying!
This may be my favorite comment EVER😁
2:46 That is so sick and so hilarious, i'm literally crying omg.
I thought it was epic
I kinda found it disrespectful but that’s just me
@@briezeee yeah it was disrespectful to be honest
@Sammie Freshener the ring one is perfect. It’s the best one really
That’s both incredibly wrong on so many levels and creative at the same time
I love how UA-cam keeps recommending me these masterpieces
Pluto: *gets declassified as a planet*
Clyde: Aight I'mma head out
*Galileo is a certified badass now*
E
*Flips everyone off*
"Yo who cares I'm dead!"
Middle fingering all those people who disrespect his idea source (some guy who realized the geocentrical theory but got executed for "witchery")
There was a man who recently had his severed leg taxidermied. It was actually stripped to the bones, cleaned, and mounted but I'm not sure if that's considered taxidermy. Said it took a lot of effort to get someone who would do it.
wonder if you could do it in a way were you could use it as a prothesis, imagine the face of the girl you're dating if after s*x you just remove your leg like that, would be awesome I guess
Did he try making a replica of the leg lamp from a Christmas story?
Love watching old videos, "will arrive in 2015" that was almost 10 years ago
REALLY? Who turns their dead cat into a remote controlled quad copter?????
One who likes having fun. ;)
No it's disturbing not funny :0
vivosaurs Ok, I thought maybe it was just me. Glad I'm not the only one horrified at the thought.
@mjksfan
Yeah, that, the bagpipe, the dove shoes and the others are really kind of disrespectful!
I thought so too! The shoes were seriously over the top. Who needs those?? And the bagpipe? Wow! Makes me glad that nobody is really allowed (or willing) to taxidermy humans.
when i die, i want to be freeze dried so that it looks like im greeting someone, then be placed at the entrance of my funeral
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Very funny. Here’s an equally funny way I would do it.
Embalmed at the bottom of the ocean.
Then I want the last part of my eulogy to be, “It was his dying wish to be swimming with the fish.”
Haha, get it? A pirate joke?
What the video is saying is that you requesting to be freeze dried, could make you end up as novelty ice cubes
Aren't freeze dried things extremely fragile? Someone would barley brush up against you and your shoulder would disintegrate.
I wanna be taxidermied into a quad copter too
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's OMG GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! OMG IT'S FOLOWING ME!!! AAAAACCKKK
+Lutyano Alves lmao oh god
flying with a 9 inch Peter.
I am legit rofl right now XD
Same
I have a hole in my ankle (bone graft) and I told people if they don’t hang me from said hole after I died, I’m going to haunt them