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  • @samwilko9820
    @samwilko9820 5 років тому +4126

    I've had a banjo guitar for 30 years - it's been out of tune for 30 years.

    • @vinnyhorapeti2461
      @vinnyhorapeti2461 5 років тому +15

      Haha

    • @neriomao4314
      @neriomao4314 4 роки тому +22

      🤣🤣🤣30yrs outta tune.. Is it still out of tune?

    • @nathanadnitt
      @nathanadnitt 4 роки тому +155

      Bro at this point it's not out of tune its it's own tuning lol

    • @tishtishman9101
      @tishtishman9101 4 роки тому +10

      Single Coil 😂😂 holy shit that’s a great point actually

    • @A____G
      @A____G 4 роки тому +10

      @@nathanadnitt it's its*

  • @bman4099
    @bman4099 5 років тому +7939

    *puts away 12 string banjitar with a Floyd rose

    • @bleepboop
      @bleepboop 5 років тому +485

      ...and robotuner

    • @remlad407
      @remlad407 5 років тому +196

      You forgot your trem bar.

    • @Number.4
      @Number.4 5 років тому +160

      @@remlad407 floyd rose?

    • @ethangilbertmedia
      @ethangilbertmedia 5 років тому +21

      Sven Wolf did you watch the video...

    • @Number.4
      @Number.4 5 років тому +16

      @@ethangilbertmedia It is about the comment, not the video.

  • @chrismarcyy
    @chrismarcyy 5 років тому +3128

    "i hope i never see one again" ...
    Fender 2019: Acoustasonic!

    • @joerandom2957
      @joerandom2957 5 років тому +94

      Chris Gonzalez at least the new one is good

    • @normcote270
      @normcote270 5 років тому +3

      Agreed!!!

    • @ItsRevival
      @ItsRevival 5 років тому +52

      The new one is actually pretty good

    • @normcote270
      @normcote270 5 років тому +36

      @@ItsRevival Too much money,
      take a look at Godin Acousticaster, if you're looking for an awesome thin boddied acoustic these are imo. the very best, and that is coming from a huge Fender fan!!
      I own 3 American Strats. 2 Teles., 5 Fender amps including one I bought new in 1969 and still have to this day.
      That said I own a Godin Acousticaster that has played hundreds of gigs, check them out, see what you think. 😉

    • @jaykebeckett5955
      @jaykebeckett5955 5 років тому +3

      The original acoustasonic is dope.

  • @Aerowind
    @Aerowind 2 роки тому +205

    My dad always told me the story of the "Smellocaster" which made the rounds in the area when he was in a band. Apparently it was a telecaster that played amazingly, but something had happened to it to make it absolutely reek. It kept getting sold over and over again because nobody could get the smell out, and it was bad enough that it had to be passed on.

    • @markuyehara7880
      @markuyehara7880 2 роки тому +1

      Did anyone ever try to refinish it?

    • @TheCSpang
      @TheCSpang 2 роки тому +14

      Just a few months ago, I was in Guitar Center buying an amp. I used a Telecaster they had to test the amp because it was the same model as mine, and I didn't have mine with me. The thing is, that thing STANK! A guy before me had just got done playing it, and after I was finished with it, the smell got on my hands! I was so disgusted! It turned out that the guy playing it was what the employee called a "regular" who would just come in to play their instruments but never buy. I have no idea if it was from the guy playing it or what, but it was certainly a stinky experience. The only way to have avoided this would've been to bring my own guitar with me that day. I'm a lefty, and at the time. that stinky Telecaster happened to be the only left-handed electric guitar in the store.

    • @turdferguson2
      @turdferguson2 Рік тому +27

      For some reason the word smellocaster and the idea of an eternally stank guitar is making me laugh my fucking ass off rn

    • @FizzyP
      @FizzyP Рік тому

      This story sounds very made up but I was entertained. 7/10.

    • @MeatMan359
      @MeatMan359 Рік тому +5

      Sounds like it would make a sick instrument for a bard necromancer

  • @LackingLoam
    @LackingLoam 5 років тому +1173

    12 string acoustic with Floyd rose and Gibson robot tuners and only works with the jellyfish guitar pick

    • @theurbread
      @theurbread 5 років тому +15

      oh no

    • @craighalvorson77
      @craighalvorson77 5 років тому +2

      Hilarious!!!😆😂🤣🤪

    • @atomicwinter31
      @atomicwinter31 5 років тому +8

      It needs to be a hijacked banjitar that somehow gets a floyd rose and a reverse flying V

    • @stackhom656
      @stackhom656 4 роки тому +5

      @@atomicwinter31 and put it through a Boss Metal Zone pedal through some unknown amplifier

    • @tristan3456
      @tristan3456 4 роки тому

      oh god why do you give me this image in my mind?

  • @andrewm5471
    @andrewm5471 5 років тому +4037

    I always wanted to learn the guitar
    But the beginning seemed so slow and frustrating

  • @Krankitopia
    @Krankitopia 6 років тому +659

    My guitar teacher always told me the story of an 12-year-old student that used his dad's guitar to learn to play. At the time, my teacher had a small show choir with her students that would travel around and play local gigs. They had an older van with those giant removable seats that they would empty to carry around the gear. The 12-year-old's dad happened to have a 60s era black Gibson Les Paul. My teacher said the thing played like a dream and sounded amazing. It was terrifying to see a 12-year-old, who didn't take guitar even remotely seriously, walking around with it.
    The kid had a habit of holding this Les Paul by the strap, without strap locks. I'm sure you think you can see where this is going. He also had a bad habit of swinging said guitar by said lockless guitar strap. One day, while the adults were loading the van and the kids were just goofing off. He was swinging his guitar in a way that he had been told no less than 100s of times not to do, when the strap came off and the guitar went flying into the giant heavy seats of the van sitting near the door. The momentum of the swing meeting an immovable object was too much physics for the neck of that guitar so it promptly snapped in half. The kid immediately started crying.
    When the dad came to pick up the kid and saw his beloved Gibson in pieces, he just told his son to get in the car and was never seen by my teacher again. That silent disappointed rage.
    I still partially believe that kid was killed that night.

  • @mikethegrunty5968
    @mikethegrunty5968 4 роки тому +117

    That story about installing a Floyd rose on a Black beauty broke my damn heart. I use a Floyd Rose on my Ibanez RG and I have a lot of fun with it, but the idea of someone carving out a cavity on such a gorgeous and valuable guitar kills me on the inside

    • @budderbear
      @budderbear 11 місяців тому

      Their Black Beauty was your Ibanez.

  • @einoware436
    @einoware436 4 роки тому +1037

    Remember, this man has a reverse Flying V

    • @loopooh1632
      @loopooh1632 3 роки тому +78

      Flying vagina

    • @Highrollinhunter
      @Highrollinhunter 3 роки тому +7

      Imagine a flying v with robot tuners I would hate it

    • @saged08
      @saged08 3 роки тому +35

      @@Highrollinhunter oh you’re in for a treat

    • @shaneb1313
      @shaneb1313 3 роки тому +4

      Ya, it’s hideous too!!😩🥴

    • @Goddot
      @Goddot 3 роки тому +8

      technically it should be a Flying W

  • @yukefort8402
    @yukefort8402 4 роки тому +418

    This man is a combination of every person I’ve ever met that works at Guitar Center.

    • @kenkovar2647
      @kenkovar2647 3 роки тому +1

      well Jeez I guess I oughta rethink them

    • @VintageFindsGurl15
      @VintageFindsGurl15 3 роки тому +1

      ✌️Ikr it’s pretty great✌️

    • @redram5150
      @redram5150 2 роки тому +1

      Those are fighting words

    • @danielmiller2886
      @danielmiller2886 2 роки тому +1

      All the good guys at guitar center, at least.

    • @StallionStudios1234
      @StallionStudios1234 2 роки тому

      LOL Long and McQuade for me (equivalent of Guitar Center in Canada and he actually worked there).

  • @launder0
    @launder0 6 років тому +147

    In Brazil we have (or had back in the 80s) a brand called Tonante. Some people say that if you tune a Tonante properly, it will never go out of tune again.
    No one was good enough to test that legend, tho

  • @aydenburris8631
    @aydenburris8631 4 роки тому +72

    Before the reveal of what happened to the Les Paul, all I was thinking was "please don't say he put a Floyd rose in it"

  • @ProximitySound
    @ProximitySound 6 років тому +821

    My stomach literally turned when you described the Floyd Rose in the Les Paul.

    • @logancrocker4194
      @logancrocker4194 6 років тому +41

      I promised myself I would never cry because of a youtube video. But that Les Paul really got me

    • @moopledoopy
      @moopledoopy 6 років тому +23

      @@deathincorporatedfitnesstr1256 you should come stocked with a warning sign.
      WARNING: BAD OPINIONS

    • @diegosuarez170
      @diegosuarez170 6 років тому +14

      But Alex Lifeson from Rush has one...

    • @Sunnatism
      @Sunnatism 6 років тому +3

      Well, they actually produce lp with a floyd rose. Alex Lifeson of Rush plays one, for example.

    • @ProximitySound
      @ProximitySound 6 років тому +1

      gooby pls Is that supposed to be insulting, because I find no negative connotation to the term.

  • @brownjedimasterchief1022
    @brownjedimasterchief1022 5 років тому +2894

    I have never heard someone say, "I upgraded to a squire" 😂😂😂

    • @dagnastyodi4196
      @dagnastyodi4196 5 років тому +10

      lmfao

    • @craigbranscum4041
      @craigbranscum4041 5 років тому +120

      Play an 80s model or a new classic vibe you will understand ,but yes if you have the cash don't bother.

    • @kamsi2439
      @kamsi2439 5 років тому +184

      lol i really upgraded to a squire. it was so much better than the god-knows-which brand guitar i started off with that i didn't understand why people made such a big deal about fenders 😂

    • @kitoyobeni1
      @kitoyobeni1 5 років тому +19

      @Kevin Huang I also upgraded to a MIJ Fender Squier back in the 90's, trading my import Dean 88 for it. Of course, I also added a graphite nut, locking tuners, piezo bridge saddles, and bridge and neck Semour Duncan strat-sized humbuckers in it, so I upgraded my upgrade, so to speak.

    • @smoshbooz
      @smoshbooz 5 років тому +114

      Guys... It's Squier not squire

  • @phillsosa228
    @phillsosa228 6 років тому +204

    The reverse flying v might as well be the reverse mullet of guitars.

  • @basgerritsen9669
    @basgerritsen9669 3 роки тому +68

    I can really relate to the crappy beginner guitar. Recently one of my friends decided to pick up guitar again and started playing on the cheapo Epiphone they got from their parents like 6 years ago. They thought playing guitar was just extremely hard, untill I dropped by and let them borrow my well set up strat. Their playing immediately improved a lot and having a really nice guitar just sitting there also turned out to be really motivating for them, not fighting the guitar all the time made playing much more fun as well.
    So if one of your friends wants to learn and you've got a nice spare axe, by all means just let them learn on your nice guitar!

    • @xxepic_swag_gamingxx5238
      @xxepic_swag_gamingxx5238 2 роки тому +1

      I learned guitar on an Ibanez Gio with rusty, incredibly heavy strings. I loved it so I played until my fingers bled but the moment I upgraded to an LP studio, it felt like it was all worth it. Using the trem on the Ibanez caused the strings to make this awful cracking noise- the kind of noise they make when they’re about to snap. The relief I felt when I could play the guitar indefinitely without fear of it snapping at me at any given moment was indescribable. It still has a few setup issues, one of the humbuckers rattles (physically, it’s loose), the selector switch is loose and the G string detunes just by looking at it, but I still love it.

    • @andrewharing2637
      @andrewharing2637 2 роки тому +1

      One of the unspoken rules of music is that,the higher the level you're at, the easier it gets. Cheap instruments are harder to play, and small venues are harder as well. When you play in a massive arena with an amazing PA and loads of monitors and you have roadies and techies setting everything up for you, it's much easier to give a great performance than playing a crappy little bar with a cheap PA.
      I know some people think this is an important rite of passage, but I really don't subscribe to the "I had to suffer, so I don't see why future generations shouldn't have to suffer too, even if it's now unnecessary" school of thought. Unless you believe guitarists should have to make their own guitars like a Jedi, I don't see any reason why you should deliberately make learning an instrument harder than it needs to be.

    • @gravel-gca
      @gravel-gca 2 роки тому

      I had guitar lessons in 2015 and quit very quickly after losing interest. I didn't pick up my guitar again until February 2021, where I was extremely passionate about it, coincidentally during the time I started listening to Rock & Roll again. Now, a year and four months later, I've been having lessons for 4 months and am actually pretty good at guitar.

    • @_Peremalfait
      @_Peremalfait 11 місяців тому +1

      I think oftentimes cheap guitars just need a truss rod adjustment or lower action. Part of the bargain with cheap instruments is they don't spend a lot of time at the factory setting them up properly.

  • @4Gunzo
    @4Gunzo 6 років тому +134

    Dude the 57 les Paul with the Floyd story is a nightmare and then some

    • @popev3887
      @popev3887 6 років тому +4

      Yes,,,It reminds of the old POLAK joke about the Polak who won a gold medal and then had it bronzed.

    • @juliannelson6300
      @juliannelson6300 6 років тому +3

      @ninja cheese0315 a 57" Les Paul is scary. Almost 5 feet tall! 😵👻

    • @Duzz14
      @Duzz14 6 років тому

      That's just insane. I though the LP axcess (kinda a clever name though) was bad enough

  • @aftabhussain4036
    @aftabhussain4036 6 років тому +659

    I thought you can't hate anything
    you're the only positive person I've found on internet who has an explanation for li'll wayne solo

    • @basilschreyer8807
      @basilschreyer8807 6 років тому +3

      Aftab Hussain Dars where did he say this?

    • @samuraiguitarist
      @samuraiguitarist  6 років тому +82

      It still bugs me that his guitar tech didn't give him a flamenco guitar for that beautiful bossa nova solo.

    • @aftabhussain4036
      @aftabhussain4036 6 років тому

      @@basilschreyer8807 His video on truth about wayne's solo

    • @charliethegent
      @charliethegent 6 років тому +6

      He's super negative all the time, what are you talking about?

    • @bwebb90
      @bwebb90 6 років тому +3

      Aftab Hussain Dars he was very polite about the whole thing tbf

  • @scottbaxendale323
    @scottbaxendale323 6 років тому +117

    You should never hate a guitar someone loaned you, because it is always better than the guitar you didn’t have before you borrowed it.

    • @DanZhukovin
      @DanZhukovin 6 років тому +2

      They're the same guitar, so how is that possible?

    • @ambycakes
      @ambycakes 6 років тому +1

      Thank you Tom Nook ^_^

    • @ocanain1731
      @ocanain1731 5 років тому +6

      When someone gives us lemons, you're making lemonade and I'm throwing them through your window trying to hit your 3/4 Samick Les paul copy.
      Different strokes.

    • @scottbaxendale323
      @scottbaxendale323 5 років тому

      Dan Zhukovin You statement is impossible, ......what do you mean?

    • @scottbaxendale323
      @scottbaxendale323 5 років тому +1

      O'Canain How’s playing a borrowed guitar making lemons or lemon Aid? If you didn’t borrow the guitar all you are playing at that point is air.

  • @multi.instrumentalist
    @multi.instrumentalist 3 роки тому +121

    I love that Gretsch acoustic - it’s just so wrong, it makes me happy somehow.

    • @mdhj67
      @mdhj67 3 роки тому +6

      Like a horrible 50's sci-fi movie that's so bad you have to love it.

    • @cole1710
      @cole1710 2 роки тому +5

      i bought this guitar because i needed an electric/acoustic to mess around with for recording. i already own a "normal" acoustic and a classical guitar, so when i saw this freak show it caught my interest and i couldn't resist. i agree that its level of obnoxious is part of the appeal lol.

    • @ThomasHendrickson
      @ThomasHendrickson 2 роки тому +3

      I like it a lot actually

    • @erikcallaway7051
      @erikcallaway7051 2 роки тому +1

      @@cole1710 I bought this guitar because it was totally absurd. I have ZERO regrets 🙂

  • @NicklausSIR2
    @NicklausSIR2 6 років тому +379

    "some say it's still detuning to this day"...djent players be like "OMG where can I buy this ?!"
    (jk, I love me some extended range guitars)

    • @davidlamothe8586
      @davidlamothe8586 5 років тому +3

      Need. With bigger gauge. And better pickups. And better bridge. And better overall guitar.

    • @h.m4627
      @h.m4627 5 років тому +4

      It could be tuning sharper

    • @firefist8511
      @firefist8511 5 років тому +1

      @@h.m4627 detuning is downtuning, uptuning is sharpening.

    • @powbobs
      @powbobs 5 років тому

      I really like my one robot Gibson. Les Paul jr.
      I would never gig with it because changing strings is a huge pain in the a$$.
      But for playing at home it’s great.

  • @charlescrumpler510
    @charlescrumpler510 6 років тому +79

    Here’s a story on par with the Black Beauty. I was talking with the tech at my local guitar shop and he told me the story of his worst customer. He was a guitarist for the praise band at the local mega church and had really high thoughts of his playing and tech abilities. One day, he brought in a guitar that the tech for the shop still can’t fully believe existed. This guy had taken a Les Paul body, cut out the neck, and bolted on a Fender Stratocaster neck. He was looking to get it set up and was turned away. The guy from the story said that it was about ten years ago and he still has nightmares about it. For the record, I never saw this guitar, but it sounds awful.

    • @therideneverends1697
      @therideneverends1697 6 років тому +6

      the intonation would not even work on that

    • @niteshades_promise
      @niteshades_promise 6 років тому +1

      Charles Crumpler i think im gona be sic🤢😩🍻

    • @randomdude9698
      @randomdude9698 5 років тому +4

      That poor les Paul and strat.... *shudders*

    • @dre4011
      @dre4011 5 років тому +1

      You lost me @ "Praise Band"...

    • @tylersmith9868
      @tylersmith9868 5 років тому

      What on earth is a mega church?

  • @yosemitesam4549
    @yosemitesam4549 5 років тому +964

    I have a valid totally rational hatred for your reverse Flying V.

    • @MarcAndreLevesque
      @MarcAndreLevesque 5 років тому +91

      I always say "what ever floats your boat" but some things in life are just wrong ... the reverse flying V is one of them :)

    • @Punttipate62
      @Punttipate62 5 років тому +5

      @@seralouise. yes

    • @grangerlofton8608
      @grangerlofton8608 5 років тому +5

      Is that for real 😳?

    • @jimjam1719
      @jimjam1719 5 років тому +13

      yosemite sam- not only is it wrong or doesn't look right, it was an ugly color combination,,,, geez. that burnt brown mustard yellow with a white pick guard,,,, man. i would be a lil more tolerant, not much, but a lil more if it had a better color combo. come on man.

    • @MrJacobThrall
      @MrJacobThrall 5 років тому +7

      Wait...what...that thing's REAL? I genuinely - GENUINELY - thought "reverse flying V" must be a joke.

  • @redgrizzlybur7810
    @redgrizzlybur7810 4 роки тому +183

    Honestly, I should've heeded your word and skipped the piece where the guy installed a Floyd
    Rose on the Les Paul...

    • @mrblank-zh1xy
      @mrblank-zh1xy 4 роки тому +8

      Me too. My blood pressure went up 40 points; i skipped too late.

    • @remyr5749
      @remyr5749 4 роки тому +1

      Was it Alex Lifeson?

    • @bozoc2572
      @bozoc2572 4 роки тому +3

      Finally, found a way to improve the les paul!

    • @femboycyan
      @femboycyan 3 роки тому

      @@remyr5749 didn’t he use a bigsby?

    • @stratocaster-dn7gt
      @stratocaster-dn7gt 3 роки тому

      @@femboycyan check out the Gibson Axcess. Thats what Lifeson uses

  • @kristinat6421
    @kristinat6421 5 років тому +30

    Being a not big or even that great guitar player, this will sound cheesy coming from me but here we go.
    About 10 years ago my brother ordered an Esteban guitar from the commercials/short segments you would see on TV. I was too small to really remember but he loved that $500 guitar (or what I believe he said it was). A few years ago, 13 year old me wanted to start learning guitar and he didn’t mind me using it. I genuinely thought professional players were gods. My fingers blistered so bad just by playing what any beginner would play; the opening to Whiskey Lullaby, Smoke On The Water (classic). I hardly knew what fret was so you can understand just how much I didn’t know. The only knowledge I had prior to this was ukulele being taught in elementary. Fast forward to my 14th birthday. By this time, I really just didn’t mess with the guitar much. Something seemed off about it being so hard so I gave it up. We visit family and lie and behold, they have two acoustics as soon as you walk into the house. My eyes are on this pretty, black dreadnought. My parents start talking about how I wanted to learn guitar and ya da ya da. They say go ahead and I swear it felt like heaven. The action was low and hardly any effort was used to hold down a string. Present day I now have that guitar that they gave to me as a present. She’s an Ibanez, no wonder this guitar felt good, it was decent! The poor Esteban ended up with cracked neck. I’ve never played a guitar with such a high action before. And that’s why looks can be deceiving. I liked the body since it was the black with stars but it wasn’t worth $500.
    I’m 16 now and still pretty mediocre when it comes to playing but I wouldn’t give that guitar away for $1,000,000.

    • @Fausto_4841
      @Fausto_4841 4 роки тому

      bc it would be impossible to find another ibanez acoustic or any number of other tremendous guitars with a million dollars.

  • @BecomeTheKnight
    @BecomeTheKnight 6 років тому +878

    Lmao!! That black beauty story made me make audible noises of discomfort. Also shocked I didn't hear you diss the Gibson Modern Flying V lol. Even though I'm the crazy guy that thinks they look awesome.

  • @NarfireVA
    @NarfireVA 5 років тому +332

    I'm sorry but a banjitar is more valid of an instrument than the reverse flying V.

    • @atomicwinter31
      @atomicwinter31 5 років тому +13

      Nothing is more valid than the Reverse Flying V of the kings.

    • @cursedcliff7562
      @cursedcliff7562 4 роки тому +2

      Ding dong your Opinion is wrong

  • @kylezakk
    @kylezakk 11 місяців тому +2

    1:28 why do people torture themselves like this? Just block it, set it up like a hardtail, and then tighten the spring claw screws until the block falls out. Then finish tuning it with the fine tuner.

  • @PizNeyWorks
    @PizNeyWorks 5 років тому +473

    floyd rose + les paul = probably my biggest fear

    • @connormccourt3098
      @connormccourt3098 5 років тому +10

      PRS mark tremonti

    • @linksayajin2958
      @linksayajin2958 5 років тому +31

      As much as it sounds wrong, the Alex Lifeson LP is actually a really good instrument

    • @marcelrudolph3537
      @marcelrudolph3537 5 років тому +2

      Gary Holt from Slayer used them as well and they sound great to me

    • @wannaberabbi9302
      @wannaberabbi9302 5 років тому +1

      PizNey Works neal schon lmao

    • @blippblopp8111
      @blippblopp8111 5 років тому +25

      I have the LP studio shred that has a Floyd Rose and it's a great guitar. However, refitting a vintage LP with a whammy of any kind is a crime and they should be sent to prison.

  • @lucaselias4659
    @lucaselias4659 5 років тому +191

    “some people just wanna see the world burn” lol

  • @Jack-po3pl
    @Jack-po3pl 5 років тому +959

    Lol, acoustic Tele is back

    • @mattsuhy2461
      @mattsuhy2461 5 років тому +15

      It really bums me out to say this, but my manager went to NAMM and apparently it's worth the two grand they're charging for it

    • @drfdwf392
      @drfdwf392 5 років тому +24

      Yes. And it still looks horrible as fuck. Leo Fender would probably be so fucking disgusted if he's alive today.

    • @artwizardsam3238
      @artwizardsam3238 5 років тому +5

      I think it's actually better than ever now!

    • @Mickocarbomb
      @Mickocarbomb 5 років тому +1

      @@drfdwf392 March 21 1991.

    • @yourlocalgrungekid9472
      @yourlocalgrungekid9472 5 років тому +2

      I hate telecasters

  • @CarsInDimension
    @CarsInDimension 3 роки тому +38

    The "weird bevel behind the neck" is called a volute, meant to strengthen the neck and keep the headstock from breaking.

    • @homunculusSZN
      @homunculusSZN 2 роки тому +5

      Haha bet it still broke anyway. 80s Gibsons are shite

  • @florianstumpf4349
    @florianstumpf4349 5 років тому +1066

    Inverted flying V's are just wrong

  • @Lemonfreak1111
    @Lemonfreak1111 5 років тому +129

    A piece of me died when I heard about the black beauty

  • @PeJota615
    @PeJota615 6 років тому +178

    I hate headless guitars in general. They don't look right to me. I don't trust them.

    • @KyleDaSloth
      @KyleDaSloth 6 років тому +23

      Never trust anything without a head.

    • @wesleyAlan9179
      @wesleyAlan9179 6 років тому +2

      PeJota15...im with ya on that

    • @isaacayotte7372
      @isaacayotte7372 6 років тому +3

      Me too they make me uncomfortable in a way I can’t describe

    • @ImKevinFTW
      @ImKevinFTW 6 років тому +5

      I’ve been in love with ‘em since i first saw Holdsworth rocking on
      Then the Strandberg craze just made me more in love with them
      What’s wrong with you guys? lol

    • @wesleyAlan9179
      @wesleyAlan9179 6 років тому +5

      @@ImKevinFTW ..hahahaha, whats wrong with you!! Lol, jk

  • @DylanMatthewTurner
    @DylanMatthewTurner 2 роки тому +2

    I have good memories with the telecoustic guitars. My sister had a telecoustic. It fell apart, and needed new pegs and stuff. When she went to college, I was allowed to mess with it. I took the four strings that were left and I turned it to ukulele tuning and used that to learn ukulele before getting an actual one

  • @MikeLee-lg5vq
    @MikeLee-lg5vq 5 років тому +24

    I had a friend that had a stratacoustic. He eventually removed the neck and put that on his squire strat. Then he put the squire neck on the stratacoustic and put it away. Probably for good.

  • @TaylorTheOtter
    @TaylorTheOtter 6 років тому +368

    I've never played one but I really hate upright basses. I mean, they always seem to miss two strings, you can't play them like a normal guitar and the pick that you get is a meter long and not to mention, made of horse hair and wood. Upright base must be the most impractical guitar in existence ;-)

    • @jacobclark8659
      @jacobclark8659 6 років тому +68

      as a bassist i started to read this prepared to bring wraith upon you...

    • @acoffeewithsatan
      @acoffeewithsatan 6 років тому +15

      Upright (or double) bass isn't a guitar, it's a fiddle! *breaths in* okay, they're surely not the most practical things ever but hey, they were from a time an acoustic instrument had to resonate loud enough to break through a live performance and man, do they resonate! My musical group has one, not really high quality, but still playing that thing makes the whole place feel the low frequencies.

    • @Stavros-ki7wn
      @Stavros-ki7wn 6 років тому +46

      André Fontes r/woosh

    • @alabamahebrew
      @alabamahebrew 6 років тому +9

      Those old uprights are cool!! If you happen to see one being played by a woman it goes from cool to suhhexyyy... lol.
      Back in the days when electric basses were first coming out Elvis Presley was on set making a movie and they were recording one of the songs for the movie. For whatever reason they needed an electric bass but the bassist only knew how to play an old stand up. The story goes he got so frustrated with that new Fender bass that he threw it on the ground and said those things will never replace the old stand up. I cannot recall the name of the song but it did end up getting recorded with the new electric bass and guess who played bass on it? Yup, Elvis himself! He picked it up and said "give me the damn thing" within 10 minutes he had it figured out and to this day if you listen to that song it is the King himself playing the bass guitar on it! And people dare say Elvis had no talent?
      Update - the song Elvis played bass on with only about 10 minutes of practice was the song from the movie "Jailhouse Rock" and it was called, "Baby your square" - now as an avid Elvis fan myself this really surprised me once I saw what song it was. If you are unaware of that song the bass plays solo several times during it, for a guy to play bass on a song like that after only having 10 minutes to rehearse, and get used to a new fancy instrument, really attests to his music abilities!!

    • @DJ_Hypofox
      @DJ_Hypofox 6 років тому

      @@jacobclark8659 you and I both ahaha

  • @ajaj3196
    @ajaj3196 5 років тому +24

    I had a stratacoustic stolen from me, and now in hindsight part of me thanks the thief for forcing me to find a better acoustic. I later found out who took it and that they only got $75 for it and it was in as good a shape as stratacoustic could be in.

  • @DavidDantePhoenix
    @DavidDantePhoenix 4 роки тому +16

    Solid list! I feel you on your selections, especially the 12 string w/ trem. My nightmare is always a guitar that won't stay in tune, and a 12 string w/ trem is most certainly an extreme of example of such nightmare... 3:19 One thing though: the "bevel" on the back of that Les Paul headstock is called a volute, and is supposed to make it less susceptible to breaks.

  • @ArnoldPlaysGuitar
    @ArnoldPlaysGuitar 6 років тому +463

    "Some say it's still detuning to this day"...with that straight face of yours...I cry-laughed, bro!!!

    • @quadirmiller609
      @quadirmiller609 6 років тому

      ArnoldPlaysGuitar time stamp please

    • @sundigest1121
      @sundigest1121 6 років тому

      @@quadirmiller609 watch the damn video

    • @quadirmiller609
      @quadirmiller609 6 років тому

      Rayene Boussetta I did, but I want a time stamp so I can replay it. It also saves more time. Thank you.

    • @sundigest1121
      @sundigest1121 6 років тому

      @@quadirmiller609 well now you know.. Also it's not like the video is 20 minutes long or something

    • @SimonGavriilidis
      @SimonGavriilidis 6 років тому +1

      @@quadirmiller609 4:10

  • @iamdaveandhaveaniceday2651
    @iamdaveandhaveaniceday2651 5 років тому +43

    3:18 that’s actually something Gibson stopped doing around the 80s for some reason. Gibsons necks tend to break very easily and this prevents that from happening

    • @jimherleva4541
      @jimherleva4541 3 роки тому

      Gibson necks tend to break very easily - if you drop them. You don't need a bevel to stop the headstock breaking, just don't lean it precariously against your amp and walk away from it.

    • @iamdaveandhaveaniceday2651
      @iamdaveandhaveaniceday2651 3 роки тому +3

      @@jimherleva4541 they still break way to easily so it makes sense to want something to prevent that. I dropped mine once and the headstock almost got ripped from the guitar, if it were literally any other guitar it wouldnt have broke.

  • @tiahamilton1818
    @tiahamilton1818 5 років тому +117

    “Some say it’s still detuning ‘till this day.” I am dying laughing.

    • @Syuurp
      @Syuurp 4 роки тому +3

      Drop Z life

  • @GNVS300
    @GNVS300 4 роки тому +11

    0:31 *MGMT intensifies*

  • @jeffrey3498
    @jeffrey3498 5 років тому +119

    For me it's Ovation. Damn things are like ticking time bombs. You never knew when it was going to slide off your lap.

    • @mattworkman9519
      @mattworkman9519 5 років тому +8

      No to mention they sound horrible.

    • @miguelbarahona6636
      @miguelbarahona6636 5 років тому +23

      @@mattworkman9519 no, Ovations sound great.

    • @kitoyobeni1
      @kitoyobeni1 5 років тому +5

      Got to agree here. My brother had an Ovation when he started out and I couldn't stand that bowl back.

    • @miguelbarahona6636
      @miguelbarahona6636 5 років тому +4

      Simple, use a strap.

    • @kitoyobeni1
      @kitoyobeni1 5 років тому +5

      @@miguelbarahona6636 Still ends up at an uncomfortable playing angle when seated, and that was back in the day when I was a string bean. Now? Gotta believe the stomach insulation gets in the way, lol. Just not for me...

  • @bouncyspring6274
    @bouncyspring6274 5 років тому +110

    Puts away 12 string trem robotuner banjitar with Floyd rose*

    • @Ligmoo
      @Ligmoo 3 роки тому +3

      Stolen 😀

  • @WittyName44
    @WittyName44 5 років тому +6

    Canadian band - Nathan. It took me forever to figure out why there sound was so unique - Banjitar was one of many reasons. They used it well, and qualify as non-popular goodness in my books :)

  • @loopooh1632
    @loopooh1632 4 роки тому +65

    i have a deep hatred for headless guitars

  • @xuxuang8574
    @xuxuang8574 5 років тому +37

    I lived in China for a few years, and needed a guitar so went to a local guitar shop and picked up a super cheap accoustic. It had a plastic saddle and bridge and looked like absolute crap. It was made by some unknown company with Chinese characters for a name.
    But holy shit it sounded good. These incredible rich tones. The only thing comparable is I have a carpenter freind who makes his own guitars with special unusual wood types with hollow necks. It sounded like them. I couldn't bring it back with me though and gave it to a student who couldn't afford a guitar to learn on. I still think about it and miss it.
    On the other hand I have a fender knock-off I bought in a flea market as my first ever guitar. It sounds like crap, the neck has a twist in it and the electronics only work half the time. But I love it and will keep it because of sentimental value...

  • @withelisa
    @withelisa 6 років тому +123

    As a banjo player, I hate banjitars too. Takes the special aspects of each instrument and waters them down. Somehow much, much less than the sum of their parts.

    • @waynebrown1394
      @waynebrown1394 5 років тому

      I agree but then he says that they are easy to play. Ok break one out and lets here you play some blue grass.

    • @huntercaswell1630
      @huntercaswell1630 5 років тому +1

      I mean im a guitar player and having one on the ready for pit playing is just needed. Having to learn a guitar book for a show is rough enough let alone for two hard instruments lol so they have saved my neck

    • @dsingo
      @dsingo 5 років тому

      i just refer to them as bad guitars

    • @beanieguitarguy4070
      @beanieguitarguy4070 5 років тому +5

      As a violin player, I hate the viola. It takes the special aspect of each instrument and waters it down. Somehow much, much less than the sum of their parts.

    • @noahbaker7629
      @noahbaker7629 5 років тому +1

      I'd love to see him wip out a banjo and play foggy Mt break down if it's "easy"

  • @chantalc5246
    @chantalc5246 5 років тому +38

    "It's probably still detuning to this day" hahahahaha

  • @silence604
    @silence604 4 роки тому +1

    Holy shit samurai! I remember back in the day when you used to have like 2500 views and this video is now over a million! it's awesome and infinetly inspiring to see you growing! like this

  • @dre4011
    @dre4011 5 років тому +8

    My 1st "good" acoustic was an early 90's Alvarez Regent... (had to pawn it along with my '90 Telecaster to pay rent when I was 22)....years later... (this past January)...I had the supreme satisfaction of walking into a guitar store and buying a brand-new guitar with a nice hard-shell case right off the showroom floor... (all of my 15 guitars are used or built)....I bought a brand-new Alvarez CE cut-away...mostly for my Dad & I to share because the old man keeps saying he's gonna buy a brand-new Taylor.....but he's tighter than a '"frog's-ass" and I keep calling his bluff....so I bought it to keep him busy....I wouldn't be a guitarist if it wasn't for him.....

  • @Southboundpachyderm
    @Southboundpachyderm 6 років тому +328

    Yeah you’re right, that reverse Flying V is the dumbest looking guitar I have ever seen.

    • @samuraiguitarist
      @samuraiguitarist  6 років тому +104

      You misspelled "nicest"

    • @rizaef.4442
      @rizaef.4442 6 років тому +15

      @@samuraiguitarist I'm fucken dead dude

    • @cygneturesounds
      @cygneturesounds 6 років тому

      Hahaha oh so mean!

    • @POOKIE5592
      @POOKIE5592 6 років тому +1

      I used to think so, until I saw the reverse Explorer.

    • @roberthiggins986
      @roberthiggins986 6 років тому +1

      Add a thinline Taylor to that list. I was so excited by the prospect (I absolutely love my Taylor 814 model) that I nearly purchased one - sight unseen, much less played. I decided to hold off and hunt one down (divine intervention?) and soon found a few used ones. The sound that came out of each and everyone of them, made me cringe. It took a lot of tweaking to get even a decent tone. Since that experience I have seen other musicians play them live with the same odd “rubber band” string sound I had experienced that couldn’t be fully masked, making me continuously appreciate not plunking down the money that instead covered my entire PA system.

  • @the.Aruarian
    @the.Aruarian 6 років тому +56

    That bump on the back of that shitty Les Paul was a volute, which strengthens the neck by adding mass. Gibson guitars can definitely use it.

    • @andrewince8824
      @andrewince8824 6 років тому +12

      Ironically they could save a lot of ballache for themselves by changing the rake from 17° to around 12°. Most Gibson headstock breaks are due to the steeply raked headstock hitting the floor before the body. A slightly flatter headstock would improve the tuning stability and increase string life too.

    • @andrewince8824
      @andrewince8824 6 років тому +3

      And I said ironically because a shallower rake is what makes Epiphones so much stronger. And PRS also use a shallow headstock (I'm pretty sure PRS was a reaction to Gibson).

    • @maxonmendel5757
      @maxonmendel5757 6 років тому +3

      @@andrewince8824 yeah iIrc, PRS worked at Gibson for a little while. The whole headstock system on a PRS is miles ahead of anybody else.

    • @PirateStyle2013
      @PirateStyle2013 6 років тому

      The best necks by Gibson were the 70s and first couple years of the eighties with the volute.

    • @kitano0
      @kitano0 6 років тому

      I have a NAMM prototype LTD with a volute...a great guitar that they didn't eventually make many of...a X-Tone...

  • @maxgemstone7257
    @maxgemstone7257 4 роки тому +77

    Perhaps the most umpopular opinion: I think Tosin Abasi 8 string guitars are ugly as hell.

    • @matthashobbies
      @matthashobbies 3 роки тому +1

      Apparently they're supposed to have a versatile shape or smth like that? I still don't get them

    • @l04d83
      @l04d83 3 роки тому +1

      I agree, totally.

    • @thegirlnextdoor7793
      @thegirlnextdoor7793 3 роки тому +1

      I agree

    • @horstvazinksi3408
      @horstvazinksi3408 3 роки тому +1

      They can be for sure

    • @joedoherty1062
      @joedoherty1062 3 роки тому +2

      I absolutely love the look of them, but I like sci fi a lot

  • @pongame20
    @pongame20 6 років тому +59

    I hate G string (3rd string)

    • @lisabartley4975
      @lisabartley4975 6 років тому +2

      @thatoneguy42 Assuming they meant from the high E string to the low E it would make the G the third

    • @i.p.knightly149
      @i.p.knightly149 6 років тому +13

      My 78 Ibanez LP, I can make the G go out of tune just by walking into the room.

    • @lauranceemory4448
      @lauranceemory4448 6 років тому +2

      Nice to see someone agrees with my opinion. It's neither fish nor fowl. Sometimes wound, sometimes not. It's in a musical no man's land

    • @catchnether1647
      @catchnether1647 5 років тому +1

      I thought I was the only one!

    • @waynebrown1394
      @waynebrown1394 5 років тому

      @@lisabartley4975 I am lost now we are arguing over the string numbers standard tuning EBGDAE you count from the bottom up and Lisa is right. Lisa I love it when people are brave enough to use their names instead of making up a name that a third grader would use. There is a reason I use my name because I will never write a comment that I would not say to your face. It is cowards that hide behind these names and make troll remarks. Not all of them but enough of them.

  • @Hodgkins91
    @Hodgkins91 5 років тому +30

    12 string floating trem *vomits and faints anticipating setup*

  • @ryangifford9572
    @ryangifford9572 5 років тому +21

    I remember when i first started playing bass i had a silver tone with wicked high string action. being a metal fan it was really difficult to learn faster more technical songs but damn it did my fingers get wicked strong.

    • @JoeBat95
      @JoeBat95 4 роки тому

      Hell yeah.

    • @unevenspleener
      @unevenspleener 4 роки тому +3

      Lol I had a similar experience with heavy gauge guitar strings. First guitar, don't know who strung it up but the string gauge was like frickin telephone lines. Didn't know any better so I just practiced like that and eventually the callouses on the tips of my fret fingers became like granite.

  • @bobbob4652
    @bobbob4652 4 роки тому +18

    The weird bevel on the back of the headstock is called a volute.

  • @jessd1952
    @jessd1952 5 років тому +8

    Banjo guitar owner here. Sometimes it fits in the mix, rarely comes out but appreciate having it in my collection.

  • @metalltier
    @metalltier 6 років тому +165

    Cannot stand prs guitars. They are amazing and some of the most beautiful and comfortable guitars I've ever played. But there's just something so sterile about them that rubs me the wrong way. A clinical instrument rather than a companion.

    • @lorz8940
      @lorz8940 6 років тому +44

      Im reading this with my new prs on my lap...
      ouch

    • @metalltier
      @metalltier 6 років тому +1

      @@lorz8940 congrats, ignore my love of pos vintage plywood(cuz character)

    • @216trixie
      @216trixie 6 років тому +6

      @@lorz8940 hurts because shoe fits?

    • @imbawling
      @imbawling 6 років тому +21

      I feel you, can't quite put it into words I just hate them. At a local music store they have prs guitars hanging all over the wall and I just die inside every time i go in there.

    • @awol.oper8r
      @awol.oper8r 6 років тому +9

      I dislike 90% of PRS guitars I play. Not only do they feel sterile, some of them are so light and small they feel like toys, and they sound like toys when you use their single coil pickups.
      That being said, that 10% that I do like are special. Some of my favorite players (looking at u Rob Compa) play a PRS. When they're balanced with high output pickups, properly weighted and are strung any strings that aren't super light and wimpy, and properly weighted, I love em. Definitely plan on owning one at some point to give em a fair shake

  • @216trixie
    @216trixie 6 років тому +85

    The best part was you ripping on Modern country music.

    • @samuraiguitarist
      @samuraiguitarist  6 років тому +11

      Not all of it, once in a blue moon there is an amazing song. But there is also a lot of garbage there imo

    • @celticfury7328
      @celticfury7328 6 років тому +3

      Modern country pop...also known by producers in Nashville as "it worked for the Eagles and Lynyrd Skynyrd back in the 70s, so let's beat that formula TO DEATH a million times over in the most generic way possible"!

    • @looniethemoonie5353
      @looniethemoonie5353 6 років тому +6

      Celtic Fury hip hop beats and rap have no place in country.

    • @SteamvilleQuintet
      @SteamvilleQuintet 6 років тому +5

      Country people are ripping on modern country right now.

    • @DanZhukovin
      @DanZhukovin 6 років тому

      >Country
      >Music
      Pick one

  • @SidGogi
    @SidGogi 3 роки тому +2

    "My heart started beating."
    Phew. At least he didn't need to go to a hospital.

  • @EdgarsLS
    @EdgarsLS 5 років тому +8

    4:19 that guitar was born DJENT!

  • @smalltownnightlife
    @smalltownnightlife 6 років тому +18

    To be honest, I hate almost as many guitars as I love. No sense in defending terrible guitars.😎

  • @grimg0r
    @grimg0r 6 років тому +8

    4:10 looking for the perfect djent tuning

  • @TheFreeBass
    @TheFreeBass 4 роки тому +3

    As a bassist I have a love/ hate relationship w/ 2 of the most iconic basses in existence; The Fender Precision & the Rickenbacker 4001. I love the sound of them, but I despise their necks. The P bass is like playing a baseball bat, & the Rick is like a hockey stick. I imagine I'd have a similar reaction as the Rick w/ a Hofner, but I've only ever held one & the action was so high (no lie, it was @ least 3/4" @ the highest fret) I didn't even bother trying to play it after an initial look over.

  • @THEQueeferSutherland
    @THEQueeferSutherland 6 років тому +6

    aw man, but with a 12 string with a vibrato, you can do that one beautiful sounding chord on The Killing Moon that comes right between the lyrics, "The killing time......unwillingly mine." It's worth owning one just to do that one thing.

  • @Deathgeist
    @Deathgeist 5 років тому +9

    Was really glad when you didn't musically knock the beginner Alvarez guitars, out of all starter guitars I think they are definitely some of the best sounding. But yeah that experience would turn me off them for good as well!

  • @zacharywalsh6481
    @zacharywalsh6481 6 років тому +31

    the word for the bevel on the back of the neck is volute

    • @eilliwwasniahc
      @eilliwwasniahc 6 років тому +1

      I'm surprised he was unfamiliar with this. It indicated a limited guitar experience. These are pretty common on Gibson style angled peg heads.

    • @strawsparky33
      @strawsparky33 6 років тому

      @@eilliwwasniahc uhhhhh?? Maybe limited experience with vintage Gibson's. Ive never seen a modern gibson with a volute either, and ibe played for 15 years

    • @eilliwwasniahc
      @eilliwwasniahc 6 років тому +3

      @@strawsparky33 I'm an old geezer. Played for 40 years. Have had 3 gutars with this type of neck. So yeah, I think it is inexperience. I have already called the police, you kids get off my lawn!

    • @strawsparky33
      @strawsparky33 6 років тому

      i mean ive owned guitars with a volute. i had an epiphone les paul at one point with one. my 2013 gibson les paul doesnt have one, but i wouldnt mind either way. id sell my soul to own a vintage guitar from a big brand like gibson or fender, g&l, ibanez, Gretsch and ect. Theyre definitley worth their weight in gold @@eilliwwasniahc

    • @Dvqwerty
      @Dvqwerty 6 років тому +1

      volutes are so nice! gives a little extra strength on the neck. it saved my 1980 Lotus Falcon

  • @CasperTheGhost64
    @CasperTheGhost64 4 роки тому +6

    Alvarez beginners are great starter guitars. It's odd to hate on an entire brand because of things entirely the fault of the people who played the guitars rather than the people who made them.

  • @generalizedkyle
    @generalizedkyle 6 років тому +25

    Kiesel makes a (prepare yourself) 8 string multiscale headless acoustic guitar. It’s like they took every guitar type and put it into one piece of wood.

  • @sazarod
    @sazarod 6 років тому +29

    I cannot stand Parker Fly guitars, I mean, I understand they're well built and are wonderful to play, but GODDAMN! are they ever ugly.

    • @davedecker1725
      @davedecker1725 6 років тому +7

      gregvalou Not as butt ugly as 80s BC RICH guitars pheeeuuuwww! 😆😆😆😆

    • @silvansky
      @silvansky 6 років тому

      I like their shape, it is soooo progressive!

    • @wesleyAlan9179
      @wesleyAlan9179 6 років тому

      I have a lov/hate relationship with parker flies, i have two

    • @kitano0
      @kitano0 6 років тому +2

      Not everybody's cup o' tea for sure....but I love my Parker P44...the ergonomics are great as Naki referred to, and mine plays beautifully...

    • @RaymondUpenieks
      @RaymondUpenieks 6 років тому

      One guitar I always wanted since it's light, sounds great and playable. But does look strange but could care less..it's meant to be played.

  • @MarsLonsen
    @MarsLonsen 5 років тому +6

    1:21 "moving on as a guitar"

  • @farleycan2272
    @farleycan2272 Рік тому +1

    My Dad used to say," opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, some just smell worse than others.

  • @GonxalusAika
    @GonxalusAika 6 років тому +72

    Guitars I hate: Anything with a Floyd Rose Special

    • @retrorewind6042
      @retrorewind6042 6 років тому +4

      I had a floyd rose special i got on a schecter 4 years ago, still in perfect condition

    • @Mr.Goldbar
      @Mr.Goldbar 6 років тому +1

      IKR Floyd 1000 is much better

    • @Xeppeling
      @Xeppeling 6 років тому +1

      I’m not a guitarist; what’s the thing with Floyd Rose?

    • @Mr.Goldbar
      @Mr.Goldbar 6 років тому +1

      @@Xeppeling Floyd Rose is a double locking tremolo bridge that's ment to give you a lot of flexability while maintaining tuning stability.

    • @Xeppeling
      @Xeppeling 6 років тому

      @@Mr.Goldbar Does it have a bad rap in the guitar community, or is it just the fact that it was installed on such a valuable guitar?

  • @MrMan-sy4ev
    @MrMan-sy4ev 5 років тому +6

    I always like hearing his opinions on things. He’s always insightful, and tells it like it is. Even when I disagree, I still respect him for the way he presents his opinions.

  • @crashboredom2
    @crashboredom2 5 років тому +13

    Someone please find this legendary guitar that is forever detuneing.

  • @jmacc9876
    @jmacc9876 3 роки тому +13

    My most hated: in the late 80's My friend's Raven SG style guitar (made in Japan for Canadian exclusive market). It was horrible and almost unplayable, but later on in the summer we sacrificed it by plugging it in (outside) we lit it up with white gas and had a cool Jimi Hendrix moment.

  • @retaliaterguitar2
    @retaliaterguitar2 6 років тому +4

    I absolutely hate
    1. B. C. Rich Warlocks
    2. Shecters
    3. Any matte black guitar
    4. Any matte black seven string guitar
    5. Most ESPs post 1989

  • @tob2089
    @tob2089 6 років тому +96

    T h e m o d e r n f l y i n g V

    • @samuraiguitarist
      @samuraiguitarist  6 років тому +6

      I don't love it but don't really feel much hate towards it. It would fall under guitars I have zero emotional attachment to

    • @Nosferatu981
      @Nosferatu981 6 років тому +1

      I would like it if it was like $1200 and didn’t have such a stupid location for the input jack.

    • @tavicotavio
      @tavicotavio 6 років тому

      I like the design and the sound but the black modern flying v is actually purple, they are overpriced and the jack position is stupid

    • @tob2089
      @tob2089 6 років тому

      lawyer morty yeah I actually quite like the modern Flying V. I was making a joke because of the amount of hate going towards it 😂. They are overpriced but I quite like the purple colour.

    • @tavicotavio
      @tavicotavio 6 років тому

      @@tob2089 i think that it would be sick if it was 3000 dolars less and in a satin black finish

  • @DarkKar
    @DarkKar 4 роки тому +7

    This isn't hatred. This is poetry.

  • @dennisfox8673
    @dennisfox8673 11 місяців тому +1

    As a kid who loved AC/DC and Judas Priest-both bands that prominently played Gibson guitars, I was pretty primed to want one, but when I was old enough and far enough passed the beginner stage by the late 80s/early 90s whenever I tried in in a store they all felt like half-assed baseball bats with huge necks, no balance and fought every note you played, I never even came close to liking one that I tried.
    Maybe it was just that era. I mostly play my Jackson Soloist with a Floyd these days, but yes my soul wept at the fate of that black beauty. Ya got one fresh from the factory? Go nuts, but to carve up such a classic 😢

  • @cyberbilly1
    @cyberbilly1 6 років тому +17

    I've admittedly never played a banj-itar, but I'll give it a pass because it sounds awesome in the intro to Ladylike.

    • @DarrenToth
      @DarrenToth 6 років тому

      I play a banjitar, and I can tell you the problem that the banjo and guitar, although they are very similar in design, they have very different 'functions' (for lack of a better word). Banjitar works WAY better with "non-standard" tunings like DADGAD or Drop C,, and it favors picking over strumming. The banjitar is more like a sitar than a banjo or a guitar in it's function. It resists classic western approach to chordal music, that's why guitarist make it sound clunky and banjo players can't stand the change in picking style that it often calls for. Not sure why I am telling you this; I guess you are the first person I ever saw be nice to my instrument. :-p Peace.

    • @barbmelle3136
      @barbmelle3136 6 років тому

      I agree that standard guitar tuning really does not work on banjitars. The head really cannot resonate the low E and the low A anyway. To keep fingering simple, I take the low E string off and put on the same string as the high E, and tune it to the same pitch. I replace the A string with a G spring and tune it to the same pitch as the A note on the G string. The higher strings work better with the head and it is a way more "banjo" sound.

  • @michaelcolvin348
    @michaelcolvin348 5 років тому +16

    I starting learning how to play guitar on a Kay acoustic guitar that my step dad bought at a yard sale for $15 .... I'm now in my mid fifties and can't imagine my life without being able to play music.
    Anyone else relate ???

    • @kitoyobeni1
      @kitoyobeni1 5 років тому

      Change that to about $25 at a flea market and on the verge of my 50s and I'm with you. Not a Kay though (no label if I remember correctly, and that thing was awful looking back at it now, borderline unplayable. Same flea market did get me a $50 late 60's silverface Princeton though, wish I still had that one...

    • @garybrinker4522
      @garybrinker4522 5 років тому

      I learned with a $20 Silvertone acoustic late60s..

    • @Kaotiqua
      @Kaotiqua 5 років тому

      Though I got my start on guitars when I was about 5 with a tiny Yamaha classical, a lot of the meat of my learning happened after I ran away from home in my teens. I bought a ratty Stella Harmony off a drunk for like $5. It literally had _knots_ tied in some of the strings above the nut because dude couldn't shell out .79 cents for a replacement. They were covered in rust, too. If you can learn to make music on a beast like that, you can play anything.

    • @demoleramera
      @demoleramera 4 роки тому

      My first guitar was a local department store brand nylon string that I loved, but as soon as I got a first proper acoustic I put that away thinking I'll never play it again. Jokes on me, dug it out from the shed last year and just for fun decided to mic it up. And to my surprise, it sounded amazing when playing classical pieces. My "proper" acoustic now plays horrible btw, while the original lives on for whenever I try to butcher some baroque pop songs

    • @gregbaker6215
      @gregbaker6215 4 роки тому

      Michael Colvin
      Kay, red strat copy electric, wasn't my first but my step dad got it for me as well. I don't remember how much it cost, I learned the whole FogHat album Rock n Roll Out Laws that summer on that guitar. I used to have the page marked in the Sears and Montgomery Wards catalog with guitar that I wanted. A SG looking thing. I never did get one of those either. Always something cheaper cause money didn't grow on trees, as I was told more times than I can remember...

  • @seanbirch2118
    @seanbirch2118 6 років тому +41

    I hate any guitar Michael Angelo's Batio Guitars. It's like, "We get it you shred, do you really need a 4 necked guitar" Rick Nielsen's 5 neck guitar is stupid too.

    • @babayaga1767
      @babayaga1767 6 років тому +2

      rick nielsens guitar is meant to be funny. michael angelos isnt

    • @onpsxmember
      @onpsxmember 6 років тому

      @@babayaga1767 Says the monster in the chickenlegged house.
      The double guitars are a show element. You can't tell me it's not showmanship when he's raising the guitar while playing on both necks.

    • @cuauhtemocmorisco3493
      @cuauhtemocmorisco3493 6 років тому

      @@babayaga1767 😂😂😂😂

    • @RaymondUpenieks
      @RaymondUpenieks 6 років тому

      @@onpsxmember In Batios case it makes sense to have a double neck since he can play both at the same time. Four necks are for show and he is such a technical guitar player but still four neck guitars have no purpose in actual playing.

  • @gregshirley-jeffersonboule6258
    @gregshirley-jeffersonboule6258 10 місяців тому +1

    1) Pointy guitars in Day-Glo colors with a built-in handle
    2) Pointy guitars in Day-Glo colors
    3) Pointy guitars

  • @KeepTheGates
    @KeepTheGates 5 років тому +5

    "Some say it's still detuning to this day" with a straight face and no change in your voice. Rofl

  • @tristan702
    @tristan702 4 роки тому +5

    0:10 I actually thought he was gonna say “if you like them you can screw yourself”

  • @onefatstratcat
    @onefatstratcat 5 років тому +28

    The saddest POS guitar I ever played was a strat copy that had the Crate name on it.. It was so bad that even after I broke it apart to use as firewood the fireplace spit it out :)

  • @caseyhamm8822
    @caseyhamm8822 4 роки тому +2

    the way your lip started to kinda curl when you were describing the floyd rose that guy put into your buddy phil’s guitar was priceless

  • @elonmush4793
    @elonmush4793 6 років тому +24

    ah, the cheap Strat copies! How many thousands of guitar players have started on a crappy Strat with terrible playability

    • @elijahwhistler4795
      @elijahwhistler4795 6 років тому

      Me. I dropped guitar for close to three years because of that POS. I wish I hadn’t tho because I’d be three years better than I am now😂

  • @RockStarOscarStern634
    @RockStarOscarStern634 4 роки тому +3

    samuraiguitarist The Banjitar is chromatic, cause unlike a 5 String Banjo, you can play in every key without re-tuning & you can even use your Guitar capo too.

  • @RockStarOscarStern634
    @RockStarOscarStern634 4 роки тому +7

    An acoustic with a Tremolo is rather interesting

  • @JesseJDogBoartfield
    @JesseJDogBoartfield 2 роки тому

    I bought a telecoustic from musician's friend in 2004? On clearance for $250. I had to do some work on it to get it playable including shimming the neck but let me tell you, I still have it. I brought it to the Philippines in 2010 and started gigging with it regularly. It took a crap load of abuse until the fishman finally petered out on it in 2018. I did replace the fishman with a Chinese pickup system I bought here. Also had to replace a few worn out frets but the guitar is still holding strong. 18 years for $250 bucks. I would do it again.

  • @jimbles6826
    @jimbles6826 6 років тому +8

    I understand the hate on the Strat/Telecoustics, but I must say, they sound good plugged in. Unplugged, my telecoustic sounds like death, but when it is plugged in, it sounds beautiful to me, at least.

    • @JakeTerch
      @JakeTerch 6 років тому

      Agreed, my bass player lets me play his Stratacoustic and plugged in it's decent. The feel of the neck is great.

    • @jimbles6826
      @jimbles6826 6 років тому

      @Naki Ryan The Telecoustic/Stratacoustic line is electric/acoustic.

  • @whenwhen2284
    @whenwhen2284 2 роки тому +5

    At my local guitar store, there was a Travelcaster in the “Used” section. I already don’t like those travelcasters (I’d played one before that was falling apart before it had even been on the shelf), but this one was criminal. It was bright pink camouflage, it felt horrible to play, and the Floyd Rose on it made the bridge (which to me always looked like it was about to fall off) look even uglier

  • @babigila
    @babigila 6 років тому +6

    12 string with a trem- I lost it at that moment!

  • @NateBreidenbaugh-gg7fs
    @NateBreidenbaugh-gg7fs 11 місяців тому +1

    Banjitars and Tele/stratocoustics are near the top of my list, for all the reasons you mention and more. I work as a guitar tech at our local music store and I see all kinds of wild shit. The ones that bring me nearly to tears are the classical guitars that come in with steel strings on them, and the dipshit who brings it in gets mad at me when I tell him he ruined his guitar. One guy even did this after I specifically warned him not to, and the reason he gave was “yeah, but I’m too dumb to tie them strings like you showed me.”