Truly Horrific Guitars
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- Опубліковано 2 сер 2020
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Guitarist/Songwriter/Samurai Born in the Manitoba prefecture of Canada, samuraiguitarist, honed his discipline under the study of the country's most powerful musical sensei. Bred on rock, raised on the blues, trained in jazz, samuraiguitarist creates incredibly innovative videos that showcase his talents on the guitar.
"I hate it, but I own a reverse Flying V, so what do I know?" I didn't see that coming
You mean a flying Λ.
Mateo Trapiello the video wasn’t loading and I went to the comment section and saw this...sad
Klijnsmit Guitars yes
@@klijnsmitguitars2979 what the fu-
@blake bishop OOHHHHHHH FUCKIN GOT EM
The fact that the "it's probing time sticker" is nowhere near the output jack is an inexcusable mistake.
right in the middle of the sticker is the output jack so you get to probe the alien every time you play
@@queenoftherodeo6570 well, my fault for watching on a small smartphone.
Thanks!
fuckcalebdibble I’m really not seeing it anywhere near or on the sticker. I also see evidence of an input jack plate on the bottom curved edge of the guitar.
Jeroen RL no, what i meant to say was, they should have put the sticker there. I’m sorry for the confusion.
CC I meant to say they should have put the sticker there* Sorry for the confusion
ok the OJ guitar was ridiculous enough, but the case just made it lmao
me too, 10 out of 10 for wit
I could imagine someone who likes to collect odd things would buy it. Some people have too much money to spend i guess
Honestly, if you're going to commission someone like that to paint your guitar, you gotta go all the way.
If you could somehow play Folsom Prison Blues w/it still in the jail box, that'd be a killer closer.
The jail cell is funny but I read this comment and wanted the case to look like a giant leather glove
Customer: "My favorite color is orange. Orange like OJ. Can you make me a guitar that looks like a big mug of OJ?"
ESP: "Mug of OJ" guitar coming right up...
"Also, I always keep my OJ behind my home bar. So make sure you make it look like OJ behind bars"
If that OJ guitar was $200, I would take a stab at it.
Yeah, but you wouldn't play it w/conviction.
Emily Adams nice
Boom boom!
I see what you did there! 🤣
bishop nice;)
Pretty rich coming from a guy that own one of those inverted flying V's.
I actually like it way more than a regular flying V
Przemek Dudek same
6:22
@@bearbosco6739 Haha, I missed that.
Boom. Roasted.
Jerry’s guitar looks like the cheese from diary of a wimpy kid...
so, cheese?
please go away friends :( yes
@blake bishop rip
@blake bishop are you liking your own comments 🤣
XD
Hopefully fake fur . The owner probably sat there smoking a fatty, watching an 80's ZZ Top video when ..💡 remembers he has some fake fur left over after doing his car dashboard 😂
It's Florida though. The person went to buy bath salts, accidentally walked into a guitar store and tried to steal a fire extinguisher but grabbed a guitar instead. Then decided to coat it with rabbit fur so the store owners wouldn't notice him selling their recently stolen guitar on the internet.
Why does it have to be fake fur?
I found my guitar in a dumpster in front of my flat. That's a Vantage Avenger made in Japan. Someone painted it with a black and red leopard pattern.
She's trully horrific and terrific at the same time, I love it.
Someone on Reverb shared this with me. PRICELESS! I will most certainly let Jerry know. If anyone would like to make a donation to Jerry's studio, I'm sure he'd be open to this. He could use the money to replace the SEVERAL tweeters and speakers he has blown over time LOL. Thanks. Frazier
ZZ top would use that fur guitar!
Also, Eddie Rabbitt
Maybe... Bun E. Carlos? Eh?
Insert furry joke here
He'd use it fur sure
I'd use it!
"Jerry was bored one day." I want that guitar based on that fact alone.
The ugliest thing about that supreme strat is that price
Supreme price for supreme logo for supreme people. Can't supreme supreme.
At least you could change the scratchplate and have nice pure white strat
yeah, but how many of these guitars exist? must be pretty rare
honestly it's not even too horrible looking... kinda clean if you ignore the supreme logo. I would buy that if it wasn't 7000$ god damn dollars
Lol people hate on supreme without knowing anything about it. Supreme is only expensive in the secondary market. The Strat retailed for $2,000 which is the upper end of average for an MIA Fender. There's less than 100 in existence too so it makes sense that resellers would hype the price up.
That poor telecaster. This is a crime against humanity according to the Geneva convention.
Pretty sure they hacked at it a long time ago judging by the wear, so really doing this to an american standard from a couple years ago wouldn't be seen as so bad because they're are 1000's of them, I love it. And I love vintage guitars, I restore them and love the originality and collectability of vintage instruments. And you know what, there are anough blonde teles out there, I'm glad to see one with more character and a real story behind it.
I once saw a mid 60's Gibson SG (i think it was between '64 & '66) on eBay that someone had cut the 'horns' off so that it was round all over the body and then put an ugly AF aluminium pickguard on. I can't remember exactly how much they wanted for it, but it was somewhere in the region of £10,000 and all i could do was close the page and try not to cry.
Edit: also which Geneva convention? There's a few of them... (And they're all to do with war crimes but i'll let that slide :) )
@@joesharpe7685 I don't know man, the history of this "custom job" is a History of Violence...
That telecaster was sick what do u mean, i honestly think it looks better
Shloopers do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
That fur Pacifica looks like somebody wanted to replicate the ZZ Top fur guitars but couldn't afford the original white material Billy Gibbons used
Or it was white and the sweat and grime from florida discolored it
Kalak Longpaw That as well
Before he described it, I thought it was '80s mottled-brown carpet, which sounded odd, but not bad. Rabbit fur, though, that's just bad.
@@rickc2102 If you covered your guitar w/carpet & played at a dance, they'd be cutting the rug.
Whoever made that Tetanuscaster
definitely NAILED it
And had to get his most precious member amputated.
I hope it handles hammer-ons well
Underrated comment. It should have hammered in the likes
Ooooh
it was tim sway he has a killer youtube channel
I own a Peavy Powerslide. It looks like a lap steel guitar that was designed in consultation with Randy Rhoads via a defective oiuja board. I'm also pretty sure a previous owner dropped mine, probably while trying to use the Rube Goldberg machine like double strap. It's terrible and I love it with all my heart.
>It looks like a lap steel guitar that was designed in consultation with Randy Rhoads via a defective oiuja board
Truer words are hard to come by.
@@zadtheinhaler Yet I still want one.
Had to look up what that was. Pretty cool actually! I'd play it proudly.
I love mine. I put it on top of one of those X-shaped folding keyboard stands and play it sitting down.
That description alone makes me want one, lmao.
Hey! The nails guitar! Tim Sway built that. Hes a youtuber and local to me but I've never met him. I have watched his UA-cams and it looks like he made some pretty good and hella interesting stuff.
Tim Sway does make some really cool stuff. Love watching his build vids, especially cause I want to build guitars eventually. Super cool dude
I can't decide if Tetanuscaster is an awesome guitar masquerading as art, or awesome art masquerading as a guitar. Either way, I like it.
I remember finding the OJ guitar on reverb with my friend at college, even when the whole class tried pooling their money we couldn't afford it... :c
Lets be honest we all have that one friend whos way too rich , buys a pretty expensive guitar , losses interest in it and neglects it untill it becomes unplayable. And it just makes your skin crawl.
Cries in poor
Right, but refuses to sell it because "they might play it someday." But we all know they never will, and instead will let it rot in a damp basement, until it's so warped and broken beyond repair that no one else wants it either.
@@aylbdrmadison1051 exactly!
I need two or three of those types of friends...any one wanna share?
So, just so EVERYONE knows, I bought the Lauren Handpainted acoustic guitar (Jerry was bored one day). I saw it on the UA-cams and just HAD to have it /Scarlet O'Hara. I blame you, Sammy G. Once it gets here (and my Small Diaphragm Condensers), I'll make a vidya of me playing it, so we can all explore how it sounds together (assuming I don't have much work to do on the fret ends/setup--if I do, I'll make a vidya of that, too).
But yeah, I bought it.
The guy who made the Tetanuscaster is actually a youtuber, his name is Tim Sway and he's rad!
Benny Andejetz I was scrolling a little fast and read that as 'tetnutscracker'...
I was thinking I'd seen it before.
“Murdered in a humane way,” love that phrasing.
Unconvicted killer guitar: it says 17% discount but it is in fact 25USD short from a 17% price decrease; the shipping is 1000USD. This guitar is criminal!
3:15 When you absolutely need to nail the Solo
I can already smell the fur finish.
Lol
Give me one solid reason I should sub to you and you've got me for life.
Seriously, go for it.
@@LiMCRiMZ because I said please
@@williamrapp3840 okay look here buddy, your polite nature hasn't saved you but your humor has paid off today. Congratulations, I'm a man of my word 👍
@@LiMCRiMZ you are a good man. have a wonderful day
Ok that nail one was accually cool for like a metal band but you need long sleeves to play it lol
Cheyenne Beus just cheat and grind down all the pointy bits that you’d come in contact with...
"Totally absurd, pretty horrible, but pretty charming" That's what some people would say about Ted Bundy
_"Theodore Robert Bundy was an American serial killer who kidnapped, raped, and murdered numerous young women and girls during the 1970s and possibly earlier. After more than a decade of denials, before his execution in 1989 he confessed to 30 homicides that he committed in seven states between 1974 and 1978.Wikipedia"_
Those people seriously need to learn the difference between reality and the movies/propaganda.
@@aylbdrmadison1051 that's what I was waiting someone to say (and I agree, sincerely. I skim read what came up to me as far Bundy goes, so I'm not really one to say anything)
@@aylbdrmadison1051 you know you can be charming and a sociopath right?
@@breakfastline You shouldn't find sociopaths attractive if you're aware of the fact that they have committed more than 20 murders...
Just so you know, the nail guitar maker has a UA-cam Channel. Tim Sway!
I *thought* it looked familiar!
Ok, the messed up tele actually looks really cool
I agree. There are enough normal telecasters in the world
Oliver Ackermann would love it
It reminds me of Mike Bloomfield's tele. It's not horrible. But $3k? No way, Jose
the guitar made of nails is BRUTAL
Sammy...I started my journey with the guitar in 1981 with an inexpensive nylon string Classical Guitar. It’s all I could afford. My next guitar was a Korean made Hondo, a red Strat copy. When I was looking to buy it, hanging next to it was a 2 pickup guitar that was shaped and painted like an M-16 automatic rifle. The pickup selector was shaped and labeled like the safety/semi-automatic/full automatic selector lever on the actual rifle. It even had a the raised front sight on the headstock that served no function except to contributed the aesthetic. The bridge was fashioned to look like a rear mounting point for a sling. The guitar came with a rifle style cotton web sling that mounted on the butt plate and the upper bout to the “rear sight”. The guitar was painted all black and marketed to punk rockers for the same $125 price. At the time I thought it was cool, however I wasn’t a punk rocker and I wanted to be taken seriously. I bought the Strat copy.
Somewhere, someone has one of those & is playing Hendrix's Machine Gun on it right now.
I lowkey fw that mangled tele
Same I’d buy it
"This is expensive for the sake of being expensive"
Pretty much everything from supreme for ya...
A lot of brands honestly
"I'd like one pair of supreme socks please" "that'll be 350 dollars"
If you like the chopped Tele, you should check out the band 'All Them Witches'. Their Bassist/lead singer plays a '72 Rickenbacker 4001 with a similar hack job.
It's a beautiful thing.
A fur guitar? That’s....
UnBEARable
What a pun
😏
No, just no
Bean get the fozz pedal
i hate you lmao
As far as the "mangled Telecaster" at 5:35, that is the result of someone who is left handed making a cutaway to access the upper frets, this actually happened to a lot of Telecasters before they were available left handed. Mike Bloomfield's famous Telecaster met this fate.
My most memorable horror guitar was an American Les Paul Classic which had a snapped neck. The owner had "repaired" it with a metal plate, sticking the two ends together with bolts through the wood. Sufficed to say it didn't stay in tune.
PLEASE continue this series! I spend hours on Reverb and never see anything crazy like this.
That telecaster was dope, what are you talking about. Coolest one I've seen yet
i actually kind of liked it too.
It finally managed to get sold
we really acting like that OJ guitar wasnt hard af huh?
It'd be like some Kirk Hammett shit. It's badass
@@mintwestwood7827 where is the WAH!! then
Honestly, that hacked up tele would be a pretty good look in a punk band
Didn't Tim Sway make a guitar out of nails like this one?
Yes!
im pretty sure it is his
Yes, it is his creation
Can confirm, after checking Reverb, it is in fact made by New Perspectives Music
That IS the guitar he built.
My man flamed Tim sway like that that’s evil
An all-white guitar that says Supreme? That sounds like a fast way to get cancelled.
honestly never play guitar but love the videos and your videos help me talk to guitarists in ways they can understand when we are recording
I involuntarily screamed when I saw that Tele. My wife thought I dropped the baby.
For the Tetanuscaster, a song by Nine Inch Nails...
🎶 I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything 🎶
I would buy the guitar painted by Jerry. Shit looks cash
2:56 Tom DeLonge: I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
5:53 no but i actually really like the telecaster with the bit cut off, its mangled but thats why i absolutely love it
I occasionally watch woodturning videos as I find them soothing. I once watched one where a guy encased a bunch of nails in urethane, or whatever that plastic stuff is, and then used the lathe to turn it into... something or other (it was a long time ago). That could work for a guitar body.
OMG I'VE LITERALLY HAD THAT O.J. GUITAR IN MY WATCH LIST FOR MONTHS
yo this was uploaded on my birthday
love your videos samuraiguitarist!!!
I feel I need to watch this video. You give great lessons.
Thank You, for being a great teacher.
The luthier of the nail-guitar is called Tim Sway and has a great youtube channel, in case anybody is interested.
That rabbit-fur guitar is monstrous 🎸🎸😡
So pissed off already 😠
Such a great video idea. Great job. Been watching your videos for a year or so randomly. Im now subscribed. lol thought I was already, but hey, this video legit made me check.
That mangled strat reminds me of All Them Witches' bassist's bass which, is a horrifically mangled 1972 Rickenbacker that was passed down from a player that treated it horribly, a lefty that sawed the top horn off of it to be able to play it left handed, then onto the bassist who had to deal with all that horror
At least you're not in denial over your reverse "V", which would not have been at all out of place here. Having mojo is better than having taste.
4:48: "I used to be with 'it'! Then they changed what 'it' was! Now what I'm with isn't 'it' and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to *you*!"
"No way man! We're gonna keep rocking forever...forever...forever..."
1:45 lol I think I saw this same listing scrolling through reverb
I kind of dig the nail guitar.... Just came apon your channel... love your chill delivery. new sub :)
The white "Supreme" guitar looks like some tragically hip BrideZilla wanted to play guitar during her wedding ceremony
Love you’re vids bro keep it up!
Your*
Great video! and i love the shirt!!! My birthday is this Thursday, might have to get myself one of these as a gift to myself.
I have a Nikon F3 with an MD4 drive on it... that guitar looks incredibly close and that is terrifying.
The chopped tele has been on my reverb wishlist for a while now lol
It sold now, thing is dope
3:05 I had to look to my natural peavey t -15 after seeing that as a reassuring “I promise I won’t do that to you”
My first guitar was a natural Peavey T-15 bought brand new in 1986. In 1988, I traded it for a guitar that was a copy of a Gibson Explorer. I still regret that to this day. The Explorer copy was by far the worst guitar I’ve ever owned, but I thought it looked cool (at the time) and it sounded decent.
On a positive note, if I ever decide to buy another T-15 (and I have seriously considered it) they sale for about the same price today as what they sold for when they were brand new. The whole Peavey T Series of instruments is very underrated.
some of these images will never leave my mind, gee, thanks
I loved the nail guitar. I also love your yellow t-shirt.
2:04 I am so sorry
The only thing horrific is my playing
Keep playing horribly! Eventually you'll accidentally start playing well, oops!
Mine too! 😺
Perfect vid for 2AM
Thanks Sammy G
Don't forget there are some famous 'horrific' modded guitars: ZZtop fuzzy white spinning explorers and the heavy player-modded EVH Frankenstrat. All it takes is for some famous player to spout out that trimming off the upper horn of your Tele makes for the "bestest awsomze toanze" and all the players will be doing it.
Overpriced for the sake of beeing overpriced. My friend, that is Supreme in a Nutshell. Their whole business model centers around slapping a logo on something and charging ten times the price.
Sarasota FL represent!
say it, say it out loud
You crazy as hell bro. That OJ mugshot finish is dope.
Hey, Samurai! Love the show and your videos! Real quick though, I actually had another yamaha that was covered in leopard print fur that I have to a friend some time ago. Weird to see another one floating around!
The worst one is the supreme white strats
Change my mind
There are no Horrific Guitars, they just need a Good Guitar Software and it will sound good
Edit: Ok these are total shit 🤮
Soft what?????.......oh yeah thw same software used with zeppellin 1
"Unconvicted killers"....one of the best lines in this whole video, which is great from start to finish.
That rabbit guitar? Somebody has been watching too many old ZZ Top videos and apparently seeing them in his/her nightmares. LOL!!!
Dude, that OJ guitar is great. I love every bit of it.
God man, Rick Nielsen’s guitar collection is getting out of hand.
I would honestly love that guitar at 2:55. I enjoy ESP guitars, like that body shape, and it's just such a fucking weird guitar that would be interesting to play on stage lol.
Edit: Not sure why the hell it's relic'd though. I think relic'd guitars have their place on the market but a custom painted and upgraded ESP is a weird one to do that to.
Those kind of designing reminds me of some teenager girl's laptops.
good to see you again
Guy honestly makes a strong case for the nail guitar. Added to my watchlist😁
He put oj Simpson on the guitar because it’s killer
A session player could cut a lot of tracks w/it.
I can't imagine anyone owning that white Supreme Strat, except maybe, almost by definition, a white supremacist.
Good video as always
Keep up the good videos Sammy G!
I do love Supreme as a brand.
When you see someone wearing (or "owning") anything by them, you immediately know that they are insufferable doucheturd and you can savely keep your distance.
That cut up telecaster looks like the guitar played by one of the guitarist’s in Red Fang.
lol i love how you visually illustrated the fanfic
You should demo one of those USSR guitars that sometimes come up on Reverb. They look like they came from an alternate dimension where Leo Fender decided to get into another line of work. I’m really curious what they sound/play like. Been a few nights where I’ve had a few too many and consider buying one.
Awesome video. I especially enjoyed the commentary about the guitar covered in a bunch of Corona viruses haha!
4:35 the thing about supreme stuff is that they heavily overprice stuff, which makes it cool somehow. they even sold overpriced supreme bricks at some point, which naturally sold out instantly
I just found your channel a few days ago... this video plus your comment that the Tele is the nearly perfect guitar, got me to "smash" as you all say, the subscribe button. ☺
Welp, thanks to you mentioning your reverse v, i had to go down a rabbit hole of finding out the what why and when of how that guitar came to be, which was ridiculous...
BUT, it lead me to something even bigger. It lead me to discover, the dewey decibel flipout, which i now unironically want, in the austin city cab colourway. Shame theyre unobtainium