NOOB'S GUIDE to MORATHI
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- Опубліковано 9 вер 2024
- A lore guide to Morathi, the First of the Hag Queens - playable character in the Total War: Warhammer series. Morathi is more known as Malekith's overly kinky mother than her own character - so lets solve that by revealing her mommy magic as the sorceress supreme!
- Ігри
"Hot single mom in your area and she is approaching your army very very fast. Act now!"
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nukes inflation
yes, thats literally the way to defeat her if you are skaven
just ignore casualties
@@shooey-mcmoss Ignoring casualties is how you win every battle against everyone as shaven. Yes yes Skaven slave born to die death kill yes yes.
@@cody7812Except Morathi can simply refuse to die, at least on tabletop
I feel like this isn’t overdue but def necessary as her campaign has always been difficult but with the recent shadows of change dlc they made her campaign 10x harder with ostankya watching at all times
I auto resolve all battles against Ostankya. It’s so unbalanced it’s absurd.
I played as Ostankya and was actually genuinely surprised how easily i bodied morathi.
@@codybonds Tis the war of the witches. I love it. Spellsingers of the Witchwood, Hag Witches of Kislev and the Sorceresses of Quintex all warring for control of south Naggaroth
Getting a short campaign victory is so incredibly difficult. How the hell am I supposed to reach the northern parts of Naggaroth if every single faction on the donut throws hands at first sight? I think if they swapped the short and long campaign completion goals it would be more manageable.
Ostankya does not approve of Morathi's bed time shenanigan like a nun with a ruler
Morathi is what you get when you fuse Palpatine with Morgan Le Fay.
Just like how Malekith is a fusion of Mordred and Darth Vader.
I'm shook by this revelation
Wait a minute, isn't Morgana a sister of Arthur?
@@Brother_O4TS yes or half sister depending on the version.
Despite Morathi being the Queen of red flags, we all know that if given the chance, she can 100% get it.
"I can fix her."
"I can make her worse."
"Just one more night."
Morathi really dominatrixed her way to the top and as a Slaanesh follower I respect that. She gets even more powerful in AoS now that she's become the new god of murder.
Morathi always comes out on top.
@@codybonds uwu
@@codybondsyou mean she is always on top ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
what’s AoS
@@trapzed5331 age of sigmar. the "revamped" warhammer fantasy, the transition of which is so controversial and often badly written that most fans just refuse to talk about it
'...using her body to gain a few minutes of time with nobles, princes and even the Everqueen herself...' Are You suggesting that Morathi had a fling with Everqueen?
Yes. And so does the lore.
@@codybondsI’m sorry but I’ll need to request at least 10 minutes of footage of the incident. For proof and research purposes I’m sure you understand.
She even had a fling (thing?) with Alith Anar, or he had with her, maybe, can't confirm or deny.
@@JakubZN Yup. Though apparently Alith Anar was incognito, so not sure if it counts as a fling. Especially that after boinking (officially he 'danced with her') he stole from her the Stone of Midnight. Cold...
@@JagdWehrwolf so Morie is a ridiculous sexy nymphomaniac?
We all like to meme but genuinely one of the most interesting characters in either setting. I will never get over how she tried to Bone Nagash, that shit is amazing.
how and when?
I also would like to know this.
Next, you gonna tell me she tried to woe mazdamundi too?
@@aspirantdrummerthe Supreme Pepe will never fall for such a thot 😤😤😤
Isn’t he the skeleton lord?
Gotta say while Morathi wins the prize for most impractical outfit, it's nice that they got her a realistically sized medieval style poleaxe. It's a cool historical weapon, and those need more love in Warhammer in general. Every cool magic weapon doesn't need to be a sword.
Polearms really need more representation. Swords get all the love but they were a sidearm for centuries! Spears, polearms, axes, bow and arrow, those were the main weapons, not swords.
It's called helberd not poleaxe.
0:45 "...and has been accused of...seducing a kink..."
So Morathi has enough sex appeal to make Lust itself blush, Slaanesh better watch their back.
Edit: 2:04 Those sexy frostbitten toes, reminding the world you can't spell necrotic without erotic.
That "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" reference was so sudden and seamless, I realized it only 2 seconds later and it gave me whiplash. Well done.
Damn I missed it. You remember where?
@@oldomen3788around 3:59 - 4:10
@@leojones1964 thanks
Given it is the only evil flying horse with a name in dark elf roster implies Morathi...
me: (please no)
Was a horse girl at one point.
me: thank god
The other option was in an earlier draft, but there’s no way to slip that one past UA-cam.
If you know you know
I mean not even dragons are immune to the charms of the majestic horse...@@oldomen3788
@@codybondscouldn't just slip in a Katherine the Great joke?
"Heavy Metal Maleficent, you say?"
*Age of Sigmar intensifies*
Morathi is directly responsible for the end of the world.
•Morathi started the Elven civil war that birthed the Dark Elves
•Dark Elves were the ones who taught Nagash necromancy
•Nagash’s writings were used to create faulty eternal life potions that created vampires
•The existence of Vampirism eventually helped make Manfred Von Carstien
•Manfred Von Carstien delivered the backstab that ruined the world saving ritual.
Her spite was so substantial that it broke entire nations, sundered ancient bonds of friendship and led to a chain of events that caused the literal apocalypse.
And now that I know that she desperately was trying to tell the elves that the end of the world was happening and they didn't listen, it's kinda poetic how she became so angry with everyone not listening to her about the end of the world that she would be the first pushed domino that leads to the end of the world.
@@norsehorse84
Those who attempt to change the future, oftentimes end up creating it.
@@norsehorse84 Very Oedipus Rex, in more ways than one.
You and I have different definitions of 'directly responsible.'
Well, no and yes. All this happened because "high" knife ears were to pompus to listen to a literal oracle@My10thAccount
Frankly it’s a miracle Malekith turned out as well as he did. She is even worse person in AoS.
From all accounts, he seems to have had two loving and supportive parents as a child. What they did after he went to sleep was another matter.
@@codybonds While that’s true, but having walking in on your thousand years old mother getting more mileage than your average brothel more common than not, for several millennia, can’t be good for one’s mental health.
Nah man Manfred is the worst
@@danny_decheeto8300 I only said she is a worse person in AoS than she was in fantasy. Mannferd is indeed worse. Why Nagash brought him back I’ll never understand. (Model sales obviously but I mean lore.) Is there a worse person than that undead leech in AoS?
@@Historyfrek4ever Literally the only person who comes ANYWHERE near Mannfred's level of awful besides Nagash is Sigvald.
Finally the Mommy herself
Alright Cody, how many mommy jokes are in this video?
ALL OF THEM!
Yes
Yes
I'm surprised there's no lore about Malakith solving a sphinx's riddle with how much of an Oedipus complex he has.
Mommy Morathi gets her turn for Noob's Guide. Not the best legendary lord for the Dark Elves, but still powerful. Plus she certainly has the Slaneesh thing down, given her choice in attire. Best MILF in Warhammer.
Best? Isabella would like a word
Alarielle would also count as a milf, she is like six thousand years old, too. Morathi might be the bang of a lifetime, but Id take actually waking up on the morning over that. Especially next to someone as loving as the Everqueen.
@@Grivehn Agreed, waking up next to the loving Alarielle would be much better than a one night stand with Morathi.
I wanna like this post. But it's at 69.... So....
@@GrivehnAre we counting end times Alarielle in this ?
Prepare for the incoming wave of "Mommy" comments, try to not drown
Mig. It's just an inevitability. But denying that fact is almost pointless)
Morathi for all the cringe memes people bring up with her early lore, is one of the better written villains in fantasy and it translated well into AoS. Her flaws being her own love and pride, but also her love and pride that drove her so far forward. She fell for Aenarion because he saw past what so many couldn’t, and trusted her. She slipped back into her darker habits because he chose to save the world at the cost of his life, ignoring her visions like so many before him did. Had she gone with him, it may have been different. In AoS, when she was finalizing her ritual to finally become the god she felt she deserved to be, she was absorbing countless souls that were once consumed by Slaanesh. Ancient souls. One though, she couldn’t absorb. Couldn’t destroy. Aenarions. Her love for him lasted through eons, and it was her undoing to be what she is now - a god yes, but one with two split personalities, and one of them she is losing control of.
Where can i read more about this?
@@Nick154999Broken Realms: Morathi, and the Daughters of Khaine battletomes for general background lore
The only reason why Morathi has armour is because she once keyed her favourite black ark by standing too close to it during one really cold and lonely winter
I wasnt even serious with the "noobs guide when" but boy am I not disappointed another good one xD
Kind of disappointed that James Workshop has been steadily marginalizing her to someone who is mostly known for being the mom of someone famous instead of being the main reason the elven empire fell apart and Chaos has such a foothold in the old world.
Also she's a horse girl whose horse wants to bone her just like everyone else. You can count on one hand the number people people in the world who have resisted her charms. Even the Undead and Lizardfolk are affected by her enchanting beauty. And if you think incest is only a thing around Morathi, read the Malus Darkblade books. Dark elf society is that messed up.
Tyrion also casually slept with his cousin shortly after they first met, and nobody made a big deal out of it besides some people subtly asking him not to beforehand. So Dark Elves didnt exactly invent the wheel, just... upgraded it.
Elves are not humans, so their morals will be different than human's. Incest for humans is weird and fcked up. For elves it's more normal.
Stop putting human morals on nonhuman species.
Yes i know elves are not real.
Does her charm work on gay people though?
@@legitplayin6977 Yes. In the words of the famous Ray Gillette from Archer: "Girl, no one's that gay."
@@Raist474 Damn, then she is serious after all
I would almost bet that the list of jokes you wanted but couldn't say is way longer than the actual script ended up being. Well done, sir, sailing these dangerous waters with as much skill and grace as possible.
That’s true of every one of these. This one had 3 minutes cut from it.
Ah Morathi, one of my favourite lords since WH2 and even more so now that she has access to Slaanesh troops. A tough campaign, but all the sweeter when you finally dominate the donut.
Remember that one time she slept with a whole norse tribe to have them attack a place. I do and i cant unsee it now
Damn the premiscuinity of that elven beauty is insane.
Jesus Christ what goes through that woman’s mind that make her do shit like that?
@@ArielMurrayDrakonslayer777 I think she's gone so pissed off that nobody's listening to her which force her to go to the excessive ways to have that attention. She really traumatized girl.
@@Warmaster2001 ah ok I see thanks for explaining😊
The amount of restraint it must have taken to write this script must have been truly impressive
Tantric even.
No wonder Morathi knew how to get Slaanesh tide up in AoS.
Foremost devotee of Slaa-ugh I mean Atharti (Slaannesh in groucho glasses)
That bit of her lore is really screwy. I just went with she worships both then talked about Slaanesh as she’s funnier.
NOT THE DROOTY 😭
😂😂
Gurl riding that peg-assus like a pro!
Love you are making noobs guides again!
And after all this years there is still no noobs guide on the emperor Karlos Franzisco, dear Cody, think about this, please cease your heresy and have a nice day :)
I think Imperator Caesar Carolus Franciscus Germanicus Augustus eventually will have his guide.
@@Warmaster2001 when the emperor of mankind (aka Henry the sexy witcher) wills it
@@JJTN2K hehehe)
I love you're sence of humor❤
Please nevera change
Informative and hilarious, the perfect guide. And yes, I found those mods... for a friend.
Long overdue considering all the innuendos in your noob guides. :P She was my first ever campaign in TW Warhammer. Nearly conquered the world, too. Spent some pleasant hours using her ever since from time to time, whether I started as her or not.
Cool video.
It is calming to remember that in multiplayer she was the META for competitive matchups
Dommy Mommy Morathi
May we get an update for Balthasar Gelt please? Great video btw, been wondering when the milf would get a vid
Ah the Golden magic boi. When constantly suffers from Grotslik and fookin Vladdy boy pillaging Steingart everytime when there's is no second army forcing you to attack him.
Its unfortunate how, as WH Fantasy lore expanded and grew, they got better at writing more compelling characters overall, but then Morathi really fell behind, and her character suffered in later editions, where she was reduced to Malekiths bimbo mom-toy. Whereas in earlier editions, she started as a more fleshed out character with a huge amount of her own agency and power.
Let’s not forget that canonically, in WH lore, not only did she have direct influence on the whole Elven Civil War and the Sundering, but she had a hand in setting up almost every important religious and magical institution of the Dark Elf society, and even if she does not currently control them directly, she still manipulates and influences them from the shadows, leaving no fingerprints.
She was one of the earliest Witch Elves and thus started the entire cult of Khaine, and even if its now nominally ruled by her rival, Crone Hellebron, a lot of priestesses and assassins hold secret fealty to Morathi, who is still counted as one of the Hag Queens, thus being simultaneously part of the cults hierarchy, but also outside and above it.
Then she also personally had a hand in founding of Dark Covenants of Sorceresses in Ghrond, these dedicated to Hekarti, goddess of dark magic, and she still holds sway over all supreme sorceresses in the Convent, as she is the first and original practitioner of dark magic, Dhar.
And ofc, she semi-secretly leads the Cult of Pleasure which is either a cult dedicated to elven pleasure goddess Atharti, or to Slaanesh itself (or quite probably both, the front being worship of elven deities obscuring it actual Slaaneshi underbelly), which is the route they took in Total War.
So she truly is as important to Elven and Dark Elven history and society, as important as Malekith, and not just for being his mom.
It really shows Morathi as a supreme manipulator ready to pretend-serve and placate any divine or daemonic patron that will grant her power to further her own goals. She is Warhammer Worlds ultimate warlock-witch in forming all those dark pacts with dangerous supernatural powers.
Not calling Morathi video a "Boobs Guide" is a missed opportunity.
How come in 4 years we haven’t gotten a noobs guide to the one and only true Emperor Karl Franz himself? Heresy I say!
Thanks for the dope vid. Morathi is a warhammer icon lol
I love the short skirt/long jacket references. just ridiculously obscure haha
Who doesn’t love Cake?!
Will be working when this streams and I'm already mad I won't be able to watch live. Worship our glorious mommy for me brothers!
Can we get Ungrim next? Your videos are a hilarious yet educational take on how these lords work.
THAT WAS A CAKE REFERENCE HOLY SHIT HE MADE A CAKE REFERENCE
I’m sure Collin of Pancreasnowork is excited.
On another note, what will be the Christmas special?
"You would need industrial equipment to pull my tongue out of Morathi's asshole." ~ PancreasNoWork, some time last year I believe.
She had a quick ome with Alith Anar, but was that trinket worth it or not, she also is a better Barbie.
When they show people at the factory about making plastic folding chairs all they show is a video of me on how fast I’d fold to Morathi
Warhammer Fantasy Morathi: I am your BTGMILF.
Age of Sigmar Morathi: I am your even bigger BTGMILF who is now a Snake goddess too.
Damn CA for stalling the Cod-verse! I hope to see more, sir.
1000 bonus points for Cake references. That made me so happy!
I just noticed the name of the opening music.
Goddamnit
Hardest part of playing with one hand lol
Not really the hardest path of playing Morie is do not allow that Tiranoci high elf bitch to attack your coastal city.
I can't see morathi anymore without think about how in the new age of sigmar lore, she got a Pimp slap from nagash while he shouted "BEGONE THOT!!!" When she tried to gain power via seducing the new rulers of each realm of magic.
And yes, Malakith did kick her out of the realm of shadows, since he was done with her shit.
Well Malek finally grow a pair. Good for him.
I did an Old Worlds Modded campaign with Morathi. Did a thematic run where I could only recruit Cult of Pleasure Cult of Khaine, Shade, and Monster units to conquer Albion. Killed the last of Grimgor's 'Ardboys on turn 69. The Dark Prince blessed the campaign.
If this doesn't get a 18+ rating something isn't right with the video.
The hardest thing in playing this campaign is you have to do it with one hand
Not In my runs. Morie is in very dangerous situation. Not only have a one city but also war with Tiranoc which princess will constantly try to harass you until you will be on a braking point and yelling "blood for the bloody handed god" and starting to bumrush to Ulthuan just to capture Tiranoc province and get trapped because Ellyrion will attack you and if you don't have buffer zone as Caledor you will deal with Tyrion.
2:15 Two references to some of my favorite movies involving Quentin Tarantino. I am happy
You had fun writing this script. 😂
I preferred her heavy metal Maleficent look. But I like how they’ve removed the directly incestuous elements. She makes remarks that could be interpreted as flirtatious, but I read it more as her kind of mocking him, “You’re nothing without me!” That’s why he brushes it off instead of flirting back, if anything he resents her.
If Malekith is Darth Vader, then Morathi is Obi-Wan, Palpatine, Padme and Shimi rolled into one.
I get the feeling she was the one who had the prophecy of her son only being able to be defeated by a male magic user.
Thus the Naggarothi's policy for killing/imprisoning male warlocks at some point in the lore.
Little did she know the Witch King would be killed by a hobbit and a woman who can’t make a decent soup.
@@codybonds Its almost as bad as an army of dessicated, bony ghosts dog-piling for elephant trunk meat. Wait...that's Khemri right?
Missed opportunity: A Boob's Guide to Morathi :D
Surprised there were no bicycle jokes in this guide.
There's is only mommy jokes.
@@Warmaster2001 You can still use bicycle jokes with those too
@@elliottgaal9774 I have humour issues so I'll pass)
@@Warmaster2001 Aww.
I am sad now
Drooty why do you start this video so hard hahahaha lost it in a few seconds hahahaha.
its nice to finally see this again
WHOOPEE ANOTHER NOOBS GUIDE :D
I never know who to play between her or the crone Helleborne.
We need more, Cody! :D
I’m editing Grimgor now.
AT LAST A NEW NOOBS GUIGE PRAISE SIGMAR
aw shit someone call pancreas
Morathi, the female Erebus and some person to blame for at least 75% of Warhammer Fantasy’s problems. And when Nagash put her down in AoS was immensely satisfying to read. Too bad she was only humiliated and not killed.
guys, i think i like her!
I love all the Rule 34 references XD
I can fix her.
Hiding the subscribe button on the mod aren't you Cody
I love these videos thank you
Thank you for watching them!
I missed this ❤
Wooo more warhammer stuff!
Almost don't feel like we need a Malekith video seeing as this covers his lore, almost. Malekith video when?
And they called me a hoe
Oh dang I forgot this game existed.
In my game Morie everytime get rekt by Anar or ruined by other druchis.
Age of Sigmar lore usually makes me sigh and roll my eyes, but let it be known that Morathi tried to seduce Nagash. For it she was slapped so hard by Bone Daddy that she turned back into the snake she was.
Quick, someone summon pancreasnowork.
Morathi best waifu
*sigh*
Ok, I will do the meme.
Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.
But she doesn't listen to her son and kept the cult of pleasure running if I recall correctly. I guess it was to powerfull at that point.
Morathi in game either has too short legs or too long a neck. Something is off in her model.
Bro, the next one, can you please do the everchosen 🙏🙏
1:24 is it really for different reasons after a fan died in a Taylor Swift concert in Brazil?
Oh hell yeah
How has she avoided all assassination attempts?
She’s a slippery one.
Not with that attractive look.
Mommy
Isn't Hellebron the Hag Queen?
I was also confused by this
Hag Queen is technically a title, like Death Hag. The female followers of Khaine are just called Death Hags and eventually Hag Queens. Hellen time is just the best at it.
@@Tortle-Man ah gotcha
...Smash
Totally off topic sorry, but I've been grinding the shit out of Cyberpunk and the new dlc and you meet the fixer "Mr Hands" in person and his voice sounds identical to yours.... did you voice him?
Don't look that name up.
nagash:😆😆😆😆😆
Nice video Cody. But shouldn't it have been with a falukorv reference in here?
I have zero idea what that is.
@@codybonds A very famous sausage from Sweden
Was the sausage a musician or something? How did it get famous?
@@codybonds It became famous thanks to the world's most watched 18+ film Fäbodjäntan