Having a issue that you created for selfish reasons get out of hand and become *everyone else's problem* is probably the most chaos dwarf way of handling a situation possible.
@@GamerGrovyle Completely forgot about The Beast, considering he towered over Vulkan, who was the largest of the Primarchs. Considering the shortest was about 9-10 feet tall (Alpharius), to almost 12 feet tall (11'9" with Vulkan, only Emps is taller), absolutely terrifying.
@@GamerGrovyle And the Beast has him beat by 7 meters, and the Krorks by 9-10 meters. This is mainly a WH FB channel, what's your point other than being contrarian?
I subscribe to the event where Grimgor gave a glint of hope to the world in the End Times by bending it like Beckham and teeing off a kick right into the Everchosen Gonads.
Kislev summoning in endless blizzards to keep Grimgor out will never not be the funniest thing to me. The Chaos Gods? Norsca? TROLL COUNTRY!? Those things are fine. A bunch of funguy greenskins? No f***ing thank you.
@@doublea106 The point is that rather than doing something to handle THOSE threats, they felt greenskins were so much worse than they had to summon endless blizzards just to try to keep them out.
1:46 That prophecy thing was probably never materialized because they straight up forgot about Skarsnik's very existence (despite not forgetting the other 2 of the Eight Peaks Trio) who was supposed to act as the Squigma male brains (Mork) and Grimgor the Squigma male brawn (Gork).
@@TheManofthecross Wurrzag's prophecy to be exact, but yes. Had the author not forgot about Skarsnik, we might have seen them do some kind of polymerization of sorts to create the ultimate squigma male. (Perhaps straight up create GorkaMorka from later Age of Sigmar straight into a mortal vessel in the old world.)
I 'member when it was canon Grimgor Ironhide saved the world on accident by kicking Archaeon on the balls, head butting him into submission, and calling himself DA BEST DARE IS!!!!!
The Storm of Chaos version where he just shows up out of thin air seconds after the duel between Valter and Archaon, headbutts the later into submission, then proclaims he's "Da best" before buggering off is the best Grimgor there is
fun note Grimgor has taken on one of, if not the, main skaven undercity (the one that makes all the monsters), they threw LITERALLY EVERYTHING at him and the tunnel he was in he just planted his feet in the middle of the tunnel, and like John Henry, just started swinging and didn't stop for like...weeks! after he killed the last abomination the rats threw at him? and won!?...he walked away..because grimgor realized he killed all that would fight him, he beat them...and he wanted to keep fighting/ Grimgor wants to fight so much that grimgor has never gone without 2 days of fighting BECAUSE HIS OWN ORCS WONT LET HIM OUT OF FEAR! grimgor is chuck noris on Old World and i would do anything to somehow see him return in AoS
IIRC Grimgor walked away because he wanted to farm the Skaven of Four Peaks for fighting. So it's like a holiday home he goes back to when things get boring elsewhere. The Skaven of Clan Moulder have no idea and think they are surviving by the skin of their teeth each time this actual walking green cataclysm returns, but in reality Grimgor knows he'd wipe them out and he doesn't want to do that.
During a Skarsnik campaign in Mortal Empires I sent Grimgor to challenge Archaon, as one should. He took a Chaos Knight charge to the face, then tanked them and a Chaos Giant while fighting Archaon until an Arachnarok could peel the Knights and Giant off him. Even unoptimized he's a tank
i actually think a lvl 40 gor-rok with fully buffed blessed saurus or temple guard might win, but gor-rok will be the last one standing and all the saurus will be dead
Grimgor iz da meanest an' da greenest! Da best git of all gitz! Him kicking the Archaon in his little Archaons will always be the best lore for all of Warhammer Fantasy.
Cody's sense of humor seems to be getting a little better with these videos 😂 it really scratches that Total War itch that i'm sure i'm not the only one struggling with recently given CA's recent shenanigans.
I really wasn't expected a slightly terrifying mycology lesson in the middle of this video but it is about Greenskins so it tracks. Though I can't believe you went through that whole video without mentioning the time he fought the entire city of Skavenblight by himself and killed so many Ratmen that they just refused to come out of their holes until he got bored and wandered off.
Fun fact! Grimgor is littarly the only character in all of WHF lore to ever breach a skaven city! That city being hell pit, were grimgor spent days on end killing throts creations and eating them. Throt himself wanted to go and deal with him but thankfully for throt grimgor got bored and left.
Once upon a time, Mr. Bonds said he would not taint his video with a joke about of orc procreation when he talked about Skarsnik and said he would save said joke for an Orcs video. Even a joke of orc procreation could not make it in because it wasn’t worth a Grimgor video. Because it’s Grimor Ironhide. Any jokes of orc procreation in Grimgors’ video gets ya a bludgeon to da head.
I feel like we’re missing a the last of us joke about how grim gor became so badass he caused the end times in the modern era or a Helldivers 2 reference though the Helldivers 2 reference could also work for Karl Franz or fucking toddy, or Bugman
3:54 Gork! I ain' nevah prayed to ye, i gotz no tongue fer it. No un', not even ye, will remeber if we wuz propa gitz or not, why we fought an' died. Krumpin' pleases ye Gork, so grant me un' request! Grant me a solid choppa an' enemiez to krump! And if ye iz not listenin', den zog off!
Orkz from 40k are basically fungus war weapon going rogue, but I am not sure I ever heard their fantasy counterpart having anything to do with. But I guess it's not like there are female greenskins.
*_"Everfing I see is mine. All da uvver bits are mine too - I just ain't got there yet. When we reach da end of da whole world, we'll turn around and march back."_*
The abosolute menace of every chaos dwarf campagn. He showed me true meaning of blithzkieg. Over 20 provinces in like 30 turns steamrolled My Drazoeth, Zharduk, Ghorst, All ogres in like 10- 15 turns. After that I rush him every goddamn time and he is still a huge pain
I love these because first they’re hilarious but second they inspire / encourage me to try different factions. Idk bye maybe a fun tidbit to add would be which landmarks make these lords go nuts even harder?
Ok, I was playing WHFB during the Storm of Chaos, and while I DO remember Grimgore headbutting Archaon, I DON'T remember him kicking the guy in the gentlemen's department. That seems more like Skarsnik if anything.
Wow, perfect timing! I just gotten into warhammer total war 3 and I wanted to play orks!...... Sorry I mean Orcs 😅 I'm a huge warhammer 40k fan. I personally see grimgore as the warhammer fantasy version of Gorguts thrakka where he is ravaging and conquering throughout the world! 🌎
Having a issue that you created for selfish reasons get out of hand and become *everyone else's problem* is probably the most chaos dwarf way of handling a situation possible.
Best race
Works the same for my home countrys government
@@kleineratte677Whoa! I'm from America too!
biggest is an understatement. His ingame model is as big as Karl Franz on horseback.
Also "In Warhammer" would include Warhammer 40K which would includ Gazghull Mag'Uruk Thragga who has him beat by at least 10ft
@@GamerGrovyle its pretty obvious he's talking about the old world.
@@GamerGrovyleGaz is a cybork tho, along with being stitched together with multiple other nobz
@@GamerGrovyle Completely forgot about The Beast, considering he towered over Vulkan, who was the largest of the Primarchs. Considering the shortest was about 9-10 feet tall (Alpharius), to almost 12 feet tall (11'9" with Vulkan, only Emps is taller), absolutely terrifying.
@@GamerGrovyle And the Beast has him beat by 7 meters, and the Krorks by 9-10 meters. This is mainly a WH FB channel, what's your point other than being contrarian?
Grimgor:
The Orc that stopped the first End Crimes by kicking Archaon in the groin.
Best version of the lore
Grimgor "nutted" him, which is Bri'ish slang for headbutting. But I prefer to believe he kicked him in the nuts
One of the better Things from the end times xD
grimgor iz da best!
Technically Magnus and Teclis were the ones that stopped the first EndTimes.
I subscribe to the event where Grimgor gave a glint of hope to the world in the End Times by bending it like Beckham and teeing off a kick right into the Everchosen Gonads.
THEN THE EVERCHOSEN CHEATED BOOOOOOO
Right in the holy globules! "Praise beee to Spaaaace King!"
I'd prefer he channeled Justin Tucker and kicked his Balls 66 Yards down the field for the field goal.
That Juggernaut reference aged me 10 years and the following joke aged me another 10
Grey? Balding? Or both?
@@codybonds Denial.
See: Cleopatra, Queen of
@@Joeyz65
Took yous long enuff Cody, da boys was gettin restles wondern when my vid was comin! WAAAAAGGHH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH
WAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!
WAAAAAAAAAAGH
Kislev summoning in endless blizzards to keep Grimgor out will never not be the funniest thing to me. The Chaos Gods? Norsca? TROLL COUNTRY!? Those things are fine. A bunch of funguy greenskins? No f***ing thank you.
Yea, but daemons, norscans, and norscan trolls are all used to the cold, our green boiz weren’t. It’s why it worked.
@@doublea106 The point is that rather than doing something to handle THOSE threats, they felt greenskins were so much worse than they had to summon endless blizzards just to try to keep them out.
@@AzureRoxe Orcs love a good krumpin. You give them to it, they’ll keep coming back. So the best way to avoid orcs is by not fighting them.
@@TheImpureOne or fight them so brutality that they never wanna face you
@@theenderdestruction2362
to quote a orkish poet: " Guy beat my cusin and hurled em back with a catapult, funny shiz mate, let's go there again! "
Led a slave rebellion and kicked The Everchosen in the nuts?
This Grimgor sounds like a pretty cool guy
he da bestest
1:46 That prophecy thing was probably never materialized because they straight up forgot about Skarsnik's very existence (despite not forgetting the other 2 of the Eight Peaks Trio) who was supposed to act as the Squigma male brains (Mork) and Grimgor the Squigma male brawn (Gork).
so basically for ork prophecy its basically skarsnik and grimgor? as the living manefestations of mork and gork?
@@TheManofthecross Wurrzag's prophecy to be exact, but yes.
Had the author not forgot about Skarsnik, we might have seen them do some kind of polymerization of sorts to create the ultimate squigma male.
(Perhaps straight up create GorkaMorka from later Age of Sigmar straight into a mortal vessel in the old world.)
Wtf is a Squgma
@@ianr7014 lol this guy doesn't know about squgma
@@buttqueef9900 Everyone point at him and laugh. HE-HE-HE-HE...
The best part of Kholek Suneater's campaign is when you can vassalize Grimgor and turn him into a war declaration seeking missile
How to play as Grimgor in battles.
1. Highlight Every unit you have.
2. Press G.
3. Right click enemy.
4. Profit.
*story plot armor is the one thing that will bankrupt that plan.*
@@TheManofthecrosstrick is don't play on legendary lol ;p
@@Shifty51991This works on Legendary. Grimgor is too mean to be stopped by a few dozen extra enemy stacks
Grimgor saved the world because otherwise there would be nobody left for lootin' and fightin'
I 'member when it was canon Grimgor Ironhide saved the world on accident by kicking Archaeon on the balls, head butting him into submission, and calling himself DA BEST DARE IS!!!!!
The Storm of Chaos version where he just shows up out of thin air seconds after the duel between Valter and Archaon, headbutts the later into submission, then proclaims he's "Da best" before buggering off is the best Grimgor there is
I go by the timeline that Grimgore kicked the ever chosen in his round tables and then head butted him into the ground.
Can’t wait for his spiritual successor in AoS to do the same just so Archaon screams about it happening again
@@minibotas9496hope not, AOS needs to stop cannibalising the superior fantasy because they’re out of ideas.
fun note Grimgor has taken on one of, if not the, main skaven undercity (the one that makes all the monsters), they threw LITERALLY EVERYTHING at him and the tunnel he was in
he just planted his feet in the middle of the tunnel, and like John Henry, just started swinging and didn't stop for like...weeks!
after he killed the last abomination the rats threw at him? and won!?...he walked away..because grimgor realized he killed all that would fight him, he beat them...and he wanted to keep fighting/
Grimgor wants to fight so much that grimgor has never gone without 2 days of fighting BECAUSE HIS OWN ORCS WONT LET HIM OUT OF FEAR!
grimgor is chuck noris on Old World and i would do anything to somehow see him return in AoS
Chaos gods made sure he didn't survive, because they're probably already quaking in their boots that someone like Gotrek somehow made it
IIRC Grimgor walked away because he wanted to farm the Skaven of Four Peaks for fighting. So it's like a holiday home he goes back to when things get boring elsewhere. The Skaven of Clan Moulder have no idea and think they are surviving by the skin of their teeth each time this actual walking green cataclysm returns, but in reality Grimgor knows he'd wipe them out and he doesn't want to do that.
Everytime you make a new noobs guide, I start a new campaign with that legendary lord 😂
Everyone is gangster until Grimgor recruits half an army of level 7-9 Black Orks in one turn.
Truly the Orciest Orc to ever Orc.
Spore-tacus
Yeah I f*ckin' caught that
No worries. A good anti-fungal should help.
*concern*
This is it lads! Time to get mean and GREEN!
Edit: Just remove the blue skill line and add more red for the true thematic gameplay.
During a Skarsnik campaign in Mortal Empires I sent Grimgor to challenge Archaon, as one should. He took a Chaos Knight charge to the face, then tanked them and a Chaos Giant while fighting Archaon until an Arachnarok could peel the Knights and Giant off him.
Even unoptimized he's a tank
“Traveled through the desert and led his previously enslaved people to prosperity and freedom”
Is Grimgor the greenskin Moses?
The red sea in that story is just all the blood spilt
LET MY IMMORTALZ WAAAAAGH!
Well he has gork and mork behind him so he is blessed atleast thats for sure
No pure infantry army is so strong as grimgor and he's black orc buddies.
Nurgle Chosen can give him a run for his money, but tbf that is an impressive thing to measure oneself up against
i actually think a lvl 40 gor-rok with fully buffed blessed saurus or temple guard might win, but gor-rok will be the last one standing and all the saurus will be dead
Orcs are a slime mold now? You learn something new every day.
Grimgor iz da meanest an' da greenest! Da best git of all gitz! Him kicking the Archaon in his little Archaons will always be the best lore for all of Warhammer Fantasy.
I have waited for this day for so long...its beautiful
The big man was my first playthrough of WH1 and remains one of my favourite Lords of all time.
Da Once And Future Git finally gets his episode. Mork be praised! Or Gork be praised?
Dealers choice
Both are good
both at the same time
He does the damage of a curry on a hot day
That is to say, devastating.
Cody's sense of humor seems to be getting a little better with these videos 😂 it really scratches that Total War itch that i'm sure i'm not the only one struggling with recently given CA's recent shenanigans.
5:19
Extra points for bringing me back to Wild West Era UA-cam. Shit was wild
I’m glad we getin som proppa representation ere
0:39 Eventually Arhcaon stopped thinking
Welcome back M. Bonds.
Glad to know you are still doing Noob's Guides.
I dont even play Warhammer 3 but you are so entertaining I watch every one of these.
Grimgor is the guy that proved unequivocally and irrevocably that green is, in fact, da best
"invest in his red line to make him a better fighter"
No Cody, That's his Yellow Line.
Better General is also amazing as a heavy green boy.
just finished the podcast and this pops up on my feed, perfect timing!
What I got from this is to use goblin tactic when facing Grimgor. Find a door he can't get through.
I really wasn't expected a slightly terrifying mycology lesson in the middle of this video but it is about Greenskins so it tracks. Though I can't believe you went through that whole video without mentioning the time he fought the entire city of Skavenblight by himself and killed so many Ratmen that they just refused to come out of their holes until he got bored and wandered off.
Hell pit
Fun fact! Grimgor is littarly the only character in all of WHF lore to ever breach a skaven city! That city being hell pit, were grimgor spent days on end killing throts creations and eating them. Throt himself wanted to go and deal with him but thankfully for throt grimgor got bored and left.
Once upon a time, Mr. Bonds said he would not taint his video with a joke about of orc procreation when he talked about Skarsnik and said he would save said joke for an Orcs video. Even a joke of orc procreation could not make it in because it wasn’t worth a Grimgor video. Because it’s Grimor Ironhide. Any jokes of orc procreation in Grimgors’ video gets ya a bludgeon to da head.
I feel like we’re missing a the last of us joke about how grim gor became so badass he caused the end times in the modern era or a Helldivers 2 reference though the Helldivers 2 reference could also work for Karl Franz or fucking toddy, or Bugman
ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ
*ORCS, PARDON MY ZOGGIN LANGUAGE
4:40 what is the name of the background music I want to know
3:54 Gork! I ain' nevah prayed to ye, i gotz no tongue fer it. No un', not even ye, will remeber if we wuz propa gitz or not, why we fought an' died. Krumpin' pleases ye Gork, so grant me un' request! Grant me a solid choppa an' enemiez to krump! And if ye iz not listenin', den zog off!
Orkz from 40k are basically fungus war weapon going rogue, but I am not sure I ever heard their fantasy counterpart having anything to do with. But I guess it's not like there are female greenskins.
"He'd be smoother than a Ken doll downstairs"
There's a Squig for that, I reckon
Me scrolling to watch a video:😐
Finds noobs guide for grimgor: (Rips of shirt orckish pride intensifies) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG!!!
5:40 what kind of gitz 🤨
Kinda surprising that there isnt even a single comment on weather Grimgor could beat ghazghkull in a fight.
Grimgor is my favorite lord, and has been since TW1.
It's only appropriate that the game placed him near the Sun Eater. The world can handle only one planetary threat.
*_"Everfing I see is mine. All da uvver bits are mine too - I just ain't got there yet. When we reach da end of da whole world, we'll turn around and march back."_*
Coincidentally playing a Grimgor campaign this moment! Well timed!
The abosolute menace of every chaos dwarf campagn. He showed me true meaning of blithzkieg. Over 20 provinces in like 30 turns steamrolled My Drazoeth, Zharduk, Ghorst, All ogres in like 10- 15 turns. After that I rush him every goddamn time and he is still a huge pain
I just had my first prostate inspection. All good down there for me!
Remember the deal on scarsnik where you would talk about goblin breeding practices?
My boy, finally my boy is getting coverage.
SAY MY NAME!
MY NAME
Love these videos bro, nice work
I've waited so long for this!
Who is the 6th slot there when he is on lords page? 7:04 into video
Mixus Legendary Lord Mod. I forgot to disable it while recording. Highly recommended mod.
I love these because first they’re hilarious but second they inspire / encourage me to try different factions.
Idk bye maybe a fun tidbit to add would be which landmarks make these lords go nuts even harder?
I remember reading that his belt buckles was the face of chaos dwarf he killed
I'm 90% certain grimgor poked his own eye out with his tooth.
And then, Archaeon stopped thinking
Finally the protagonist of Warhammer Fantasy has a noobs guide.
Grimgor was my first campaign I ever played. I will forever be one of 'is boyz.
AAAAAH DA BEST, MY FAVORITE GIT AND FIRST WIN IN A LONG CAMPAING IN WARHAMMER 1
Right. Time for another Grimgor campaign!
Damn it, Cody, I'm not done with my Imrik campaign yet, and you'll make me start a Grimgor run.
Grimgor the Gigachad.
Thanks Cody, you made my day!
OH MY GOODNESS IT’S HERE!
Average chemistry teacher lore
really wish you had mentioned the desolation of Hell-pit. one of the best Grimgore lore bits.
I found that part AFTER sadly. Fighting Skaven for so long they leave you an exit is hilarious
......Man now i want a pretty princess unicorn mount for Grimgor, lol
I can't believe it's taken this long to do da biggest Git!
It’s him, the one true git. WAAAGH!!!
Maybe he lived so long because the last one was slayed and turned into a belt buckle and he took his place?
Grimgor Ironhide: Say my name
Me: Grimhide Irongor
He chunky, he dangerous.
4:40 How old is gringor?
Hard to say. Death is too afraid to take him, so nobody bothers to count.
Fashionably late as always Cody! Love it
Awesome as always thanks for the video
Ok, I was playing WHFB during the Storm of Chaos, and while I DO remember Grimgore headbutting Archaon, I DON'T remember him kicking the guy in the gentlemen's department.
That seems more like Skarsnik if anything.
I am currently doing a Greenskins campaign with Grimgor, so now I can know if I am doing it incorrectly.
5:39 ayo hard R fr?
5:28 *NEVER* ! I'm with Peter Griffin on this one
is that a dynasty warriors music in the background at the start? it sounds so familiar
Wow, perfect timing! I just gotten into warhammer total war 3 and I wanted to play orks!......
Sorry I mean Orcs 😅 I'm a huge warhammer 40k fan. I personally see grimgore as the warhammer fantasy version of Gorguts thrakka where he is ravaging and conquering throughout the world! 🌎
Cody Bonds did another WH3 video...
Does that mean the game is good now? Is nature healing?
People are less pissed off about it. But whether that sticks remains to be seen.
Great name for your pet Hedgehog
DA BIGGEST ORC IS HERE
We need a new Orcs Vs. Chorfs Vs. Ogres DLC
A Glorious return
I guess after 3 games I should give the greenskins a try^^
5:40 GETTING REAL close there bud
Light on the funnies this time, but Grimgor isn't exactly known for his sense of humour either.